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00:00The Pleasure of Being a Goat
00:19Mr. Mansour!
00:20Welcome, welcome, welcome!
00:22How are you, Hussain?
00:22How are you, Fanda?
00:23How are you, my dear?
00:23How are you, sir?
00:24Pleasure...
00:25I'm sorry, I'm late, I swear.
00:26That's not a big deal.
00:28What's the point of coming all the way to the middle of the night to meet me?
00:32We have to work, sir. What else can we do?
00:36Tell me, sir, what's the movie you want to tell me about?
00:39I had the idea of a horror movie, and I have the screenplay with me.
00:44No, no, no.
00:45You'll love the screenplay, sir.
00:47Tell me, sir.
00:54I know all of this. You tell me, you tell me.
00:57And then there's a big problem with his job.
01:00Do you want to take over his job?
01:01In your opinion, sir?
01:03I've never seen a lie like this, honestly.
01:05You're a good talker.
01:07So I talk, sir?
01:08Yes, you talk.
01:09I talk?
01:10Yes.
01:11Saad, my dear, the story begins with a man and a woman getting married and having a baby.
01:17Oh, and the baby's going to look like a ghost?
01:19It's an old movie.
01:20No, no, sir.
01:21So the father and the mother are going to look like ghosts?
01:23No, no, sir.
01:24What do you mean?
01:25There's no ghost, no djinn, no spiders, no people attacking each other?
01:28No, no.
01:29What kind of horror movie is this?
01:30This is a romantic movie.
01:31If I continue, you'll understand.
01:32Continue, sir.
01:34The two of them were living in the jungle, until they gave birth to a baby.
01:40And they began to notice strange and strange things.
01:44Yes, how?
01:45The baby was crying.
01:47What's wrong with a baby crying?
01:49He cries a lot and doesn't stop crying.
01:52Oh, my God.
01:53Continue.
01:54They went to all the doctors.
01:56The doctors told them he was 100% healthy.
02:00There was nothing wrong with him.
02:02Mom.
02:03Continue.
02:04And so that the father could take care of the mother's health,
02:07he began to look for artificial milk in the farms.
02:11Of course, he didn't find it.
02:13He sent a lot of doctors to milk the baby.
02:16And from there, the money started to run out.
02:19Yes.
02:20And the father began to run out of food, water, diapers, and so on.
02:26Continue.
02:27The baby grew up.
02:28He began to gain weight.
02:30And from there...
02:31Oh, my God.
02:32Continue.
02:33He began to limp.
02:35Limp?
02:36What do you mean?
02:37Is it the first time you've seen a zombie?
02:39No.
02:40He limps normally.
02:41Yes, he limps normally.
02:43What do you mean?
02:44Continue.
02:45Days and months passed.
02:47And the baby learned to walk.
02:49He picked up colors and climbed on the wall.
02:53Yes, he wrote old symbols.
02:55And these old symbols are what bring evil spirits, right?
02:58I hope so, sir.
02:59What do you mean?
03:00Continue.
03:04Yes.
03:05Continue.
03:06Continue, Hesham. Continue.
03:08They found themselves forced to paint the house with a lot of money.
03:12The barber finished the house.
03:15And he wanted his money.
03:17The father extended his hand to get it out of the safe.
03:21He opened the safe.
03:23Suddenly, he found...
03:25What?
03:26What?
03:27What?
03:28What are you talking about?
03:29Yes, that's right.
03:30The money fell on him.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:33This is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
03:35Days went by.
03:36And nights came.
03:38The baby grew stronger.
03:39And he began to limp.
03:41And they began to look for him at his school.
03:43With expenses of 50,000 pounds.
03:47A year?
03:48No.
03:49In the term.
03:50How many episodes in the term?
03:5230 episodes in season.
03:5415 episodes off season.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59And then what happened?
04:00The father began to take money.
04:02And he went to associations.
04:04And the debts accumulated on him.
04:06And not only that.
04:08The club expenses.
04:10They didn't leave him in the club?
04:11No.
04:12One day, the sun didn't rise for him.
04:15The father grabbed the garbage bag.
04:19And he opened the door of the apartment to get him out.
04:22Suddenly, he found...
04:24What?
04:25A white envelope.
04:27What's in the envelope?
04:29What?
04:30What?
04:31You're the one who's talking.
04:32Oh, right.
04:33He checked his account at the bank.
04:35He found how much?
04:36How much?
04:37How much?
04:38How much?
04:39You're the one who's checking.
04:40Oh, right.
04:4165 pounds.
04:46That's enough.
04:47That's enough, Hassan.
04:48I'm not done yet.
04:49Look at your hands.
04:50That's enough.
04:51This is Egypt, not them.
04:53It's really the name of the movie.
04:56What is it?
04:57Congratulations.
04:58You have a son.
05:01Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
05:22Thank God you're safe, honey.
05:24And thanks for the wedding.
05:27I can't believe that we've been married for 10 years!
05:3110 years?
05:33No!
05:35Glory be to God!
05:36And I thought they were 10 seconds or 10 minutes.
05:40I was thinking that our honeymoon was going to be very fast.
05:45Oh, my love!
05:46Tell me the truth.
05:48Did you see what Mona and her husband did today at the party?
05:52What? No, no, no. That's not true.
05:54But why did you get upset?
05:55I was jealous of them and I was jealous of their frankness.
06:00There's a difference between frankness and brazenness.
06:02There's no difference between the two.
06:04No, what do you mean, Magdy?
06:05I was jealous of them and he was telling her her flaws in her face.
06:09And she was telling him his flaws in his face.
06:11And the two of them didn't get mad.
06:12And the world was beautiful.
06:14I think the two of them are wrong.
06:16That's my opinion.
06:17It's okay. I'll leave you to them.
06:19I was thinking while I was leaving.
06:21I was thinking, what is this?
06:22Me and Magdy, why have we never told each other our flaws?
06:25I mean, all the time, we love each other.
06:28And our life is beautiful and there's nothing more beautiful than it.
06:31But it's a shame that we know each other's flaws.
06:34Right?
06:35Tell me, my love, if there's something to tell me.
06:37No, no, tell me.
06:38For my sake, Magdy.
06:39I hope it's a shame and I won't get upset.
06:41You think it's a shame?
06:42You think it's a shame?
06:44Look, you've been with me for ten years.
06:46Ten years.
06:47I've been with you for seven.
06:49I've been with you everywhere.
06:50I've been with you everywhere.
06:51I can even use you, Naima, to turn you left and right,
06:54to find out any mistake,
06:56and in the end, I'll go to sleep.
06:58No, no, Magdy.
06:59That's not what I mean.
07:00I mean, try to squeeze your brain and think normally,
07:03and I won't get upset.
07:04My love, I swear to God, there's nothing.
07:06You're all beautiful to each other.
07:09Like Cosmic Sir, he says.
07:11By the way, I really like this song.
07:13And I change it because I feel like you're the one saying it.
07:15You're right.
07:16All people say that to me.
07:17All people?
07:18Yes.
07:19All people.
07:20You know, but I mean,
07:21I'm afraid to be the mirror of love,
07:23when you're so beautiful to me.
07:25I like the mirror of love, yes,
07:26but I don't see all the beauty in front of me.
07:31No, no, because of me.
07:32Because of me.
07:33I mean, it's enough for you to say that I'm beautiful,
07:35and I know it.
07:36But, I mean,
07:37tell me, I want to know someone,
07:38so I can relax,
07:39and I won't get upset.
07:41You want to know someone?
07:42Yes.
07:43Oh, my God, yes.
07:46Is your head a little big?
07:48What?
07:50Is your head a little big?
07:52Me?
07:53Is my head big?
07:55I mean, it's not very noticeable.
07:58I remember,
08:00at our second or third wedding,
08:02I don't remember,
08:03when I got you a high call,
08:05and it came from my brain,
08:06and at that time I was in shock,
08:08and I couldn't get you a doctor,
08:09or a therapist, or anything at that time.
08:11Yes.
08:12I was upset.
08:13Me too.
08:14I mean, my head is big,
08:15and you've been thinking about a high call for days.
08:19Oh, my God,
08:20a black day,
08:21and you're upset.
08:22Oh, my God,
08:23a black day,
08:24and a black night,
08:25and you're thinking about a high call.
08:28My head is big,
08:29and you're telling me my head is normal?
08:31Normal,
08:32and you're keeping it in your heart?
08:34No, I'm not keeping it in my heart,
08:35or anything.
08:36You made me say that.
08:38That's not important to me at all.
08:39What do you mean?
08:40And when it's not important,
08:41why do you say it?
08:42And why do you feel it in your heart?
08:44Why?
08:45Because you said you wouldn't be upset.
08:46Why are you upset now?
08:47Upset?
08:48I'm upset because you're telling me
08:49any other problem I can fix.
08:51Tell me, for example,
08:52if your ribs are swollen,
08:53I'll fix them.
08:54If your lips are small,
08:55I'll swell them.
08:56But you're telling me about your head.
08:58You don't like your lips.
09:00Yes, I like my body.
09:01What can I do with my body?
09:02Tell me what I can do with my body.
09:03I'll go get a train to grind my head,
09:05so I can shape it for you while it's hot.
09:07Six thousand,
09:08after a month,
09:09what train?
09:10Of course, I'll give you a solution.
09:11Yes.
09:12There's a great idea.
09:13Look at me,
09:14look at me,
09:15and tell me,
09:16and I'll be very upset,
09:17and we'll be even.
09:18No one will know.
09:19Okay.
09:20I like the idea.
09:22I mean,
09:23I'll look at you,
09:24but look at me.
09:26Okay,
09:27so we'll be even.
09:28But will you be upset?
09:29No, I won't be upset.
09:30No, I want you to be upset.
09:31I'll be very upset.
09:33Okay.
09:34Look, Sidi.
09:36You and Dana,
09:37both of you,
09:38are very old,
09:39and you're old,
09:40and you look like you're laughing.
09:41Me and Dana are very old,
09:42and we're old,
09:43and we look like we're laughing?
09:44Yes,
09:45and we look like avatars.
09:46We look like avatars too?
09:47Yes.
09:48Okay, Sidi.
09:49Okay.
09:50No problem.
09:52You're not upset?
09:53No, I'm not upset.
09:54Do you want to make me angry?
09:56No, I'm upset.
09:57How can you say something like that?
09:58You're lying.
09:59When you're upset,
10:00your hair stands up,
10:01and you're upset.
10:02How can my hair stand up now?
10:03I don't understand.
10:05I don't know.
10:06Give me another chance.
10:07What chance?
10:08A chance to tell you another lie,
10:09and God willing,
10:10you'll regret it.
10:12Tell me?
10:14I mean,
10:15tell me.
10:16Look, Sidi.
10:17You're very tall,
10:18and very big,
10:19and when I'm at home,
10:20I look like this,
10:21and I'm being teased.
10:22I'm your mother.
10:23But if I hold my hand like this,
10:24and tell myself,
10:25no, my daughter,
10:26you're being teased.
10:27No, my daughter,
10:28you're being teased.
10:29But you're mistaken.
10:31So, me and Dana are big,
10:32and we're laughing,
10:33and we look like avatars?
10:34Yes.
10:35No,
10:36and I'm very tall,
10:37and I'm very big,
10:38and I'm very big.
10:39And I'm fat, too,
10:40and you want to...
10:43So, tell me,
10:44what's wrong with you
10:45and your legs
10:46that are on top of each other?
10:47I say it's normal.
10:48It's a problem.
10:49Because I'm a big woman,
10:50and this is proof
10:51that I always wear a skirt.
10:53And all women are like this.
10:54And at least the doctor
10:55told me I have a solution.
10:56He'll put me in the car
10:57and I'll be fine.
10:58The rest of the problem
10:59is on my legs,
11:00and my legs.
11:01One is 42,
11:02one is 45.
11:03See what you're going to do
11:04with it.
11:05Are you 42 or 48?
11:06I'm a man,
11:07and a man
11:08is a man
11:09when there are
11:10two women in life.
11:11Go away.
11:12Just sit down
11:13and work.
11:14Think about
11:15yourself in the mirror.
11:16You're an old man
11:17who doesn't have
11:18anything but a pocket.
11:19But what about
11:20the big mouth?
11:21A big mouth?
11:22Who has a big mouth?
11:23Your nose.
11:24Nonsense.
11:25Yes,
11:26yes,
11:27yes.
11:28I mean,
11:29they've got
11:30bigger noses
11:31than the two of you.
11:32Don't even
11:33talk about that,
11:34because you know
11:35that one of them
11:36is bald
11:37I don't know where this is coming from.
11:39I'm going to stay up all night.
11:41I'm going to work.
11:43What do you want me to do?
11:45Do you want me to put a piece of aluminum on you?
11:47It's all because of my nose.
11:49It's all because of my nose.
11:51It's all because of my nose, Magdy.
11:53Get me out of here, Magdy.
11:55I'm begging you, Magdy.
11:57Get me out of here.
11:59Yes, I'll get you out of here.
12:01It's because of my nose, not your nose.
12:03Magdy, we were supposed to get married today.
12:05You're a man, you're a woman.
12:07You're worse than a womanizer.
12:09I'm worse than a womanizer?
12:11Yes.
12:13I'm going to get out of here?
12:15Yes, you're going to get out of here.
12:17Don't say that.
12:19I'm going to pray.
12:21You're all wrong.
12:23You don't deserve anything in the market.
12:25I don't deserve anything in the market?
12:27Yes.
12:29I'm going to praise him.
12:31Who are you going to praise?
12:33Are you going to praise him?
12:35You're a womanizer.
12:37Is that what she said?
12:39Yes.
12:41I'll take you home and leave.
12:43She's a womanizer.
12:45She's a womanizer.
12:47I'm a womanizer?
12:49Yes, a womanizer.
12:51I'm going to beat you up in the streets,
12:53and you're going to get out of here.
12:55I deserve this apartment.
12:57Get out of here, Magdy.
12:59I'm not taking this.
13:01I'm not taking this.
13:03I'm not taking this.
13:05I forgot to tell you.
13:07I'm not taking this.
13:09I'm not taking this.
13:11What's wrong with you?
13:13Come here.
13:15What did your father do to you?
13:17What did your father do to you?
13:19After all this time,
13:21after all this love between me and my father,
13:23he told me that I'm a womanizer.
13:25I didn't mean it.
13:27I didn't mean it.
13:29Shh!
13:59Yes, darling?
14:01Yes, thank you, brother.
14:03Come here.
14:05What's wrong with you?
14:07What?
14:09It's the end of the world.
14:11Magdy is my husband,
14:13and the girl is my daughter.
14:15I don't know what he did to you.
14:17What don't you like about him?
14:19For example?
14:21He has two big brains,
14:23and seven legs.
14:25And your nose...
14:27And don't be mad at me.
14:29I don't want anyone to talk to me.
14:31He's a womanizer.
14:33They're all womanizers.
14:35I'm a beautiful womanizer.
14:37Leave me alone.
14:39I'm a womanizer so they can rest.
14:41I'm a womanizer.
15:11Welcome, dear guests.
15:13Welcome?
15:15Welcome, welcome, welcome.
15:17Welcome, welcome, welcome.
15:19Welcome?
15:21We miss you, dear viewers,
15:23our dear customers.
15:25Welcome to a brand new show,
15:27exclusively from the international company.
15:31Actually, today we have different products
15:33and we offer them at a very reasonable price.
15:35But we don't offer any products.
15:37No.
15:39Our products are rare and expensive.
15:41That's why we also accept
15:43discounts,
15:45meaning that those who pay the highest price
15:47will be sold.
15:49What's so special about our products?
15:51What's so special about our products?
15:53What's so special about our products?
15:55If you can wait, I'll tell you.
15:57The first product we have today
15:59is a soap and cotton factory.
16:01I don't know what brought the soap and cotton,
16:03but that's what the factory is called.
16:05This factory is very old.
16:07It's a 1948 model.
16:09It has four doors.
16:11And what's inside?
16:13What's inside, Farid?
16:15What?
16:17The employees' ranks.
16:19What's this nonsense?
16:21Don't say that, you weirdo.
16:23There's a rule that makes people excited.
16:25There's a rule.
16:27I'll say it.
16:29If you can wait, I'll say it.
16:31I honestly don't know what the rule is.
16:33But all I can say is that the factory
16:35has 1,425 employees.
16:37has 1,425 employees.
16:391,425.
16:411,425.
16:431,425.
16:45Can you imagine, Farid?
16:47How many are there?
16:4910 million pounds.
16:51What?
16:5310 million pounds.
16:55And by the way,
16:57the one who stole the safe
16:59died in the exchange of the day.
17:01Leave it and run.
17:03And by the way,
17:05the one who stole the safe
17:07died in the exchange of the day.
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18:27Really, Farid, without a doubt.
18:29What a great offer!
18:31Don't tell us the price, you stranger.
18:33Should I tell you now or later?
18:35No, tell her now.
18:37The price of the metal coins
18:39and the barbed wire is only
18:41500,000 pounds.
18:43How much do you say?
18:45500,000 pounds.
18:47Okay, call now
18:49and book a ticket for the coins
18:51and the barbed wire.
18:53The second offer
18:55we have today is a mobile phone
18:57that has been in use
18:59since 1996.
19:01Don't you think, Farid,
19:03that this 1996 is a bit old?
19:05No, that's not all.
19:07This phone
19:09has a camera.
19:11This phone
19:13has a student ID.
19:15A student ID?
19:17Yes, a student ID.
19:19What else, Farid?
19:21You can call this phone
19:23another student ID.
19:25Oh my God, another student ID.
19:27Oh my God.
19:29How much is this phone, Farid?
19:31Let's not say where we got it from.
19:33Where did you get it from?
19:35This phone was stolen
19:37by a mailman.
19:39A mailman?
19:41Yes, a mailman.
19:43Let's call and say hello.
19:45Hello?
19:47The international company?
19:49Yes, sir, it's the international company.
19:51I want to buy this phone.
19:53How much do you want?
19:55This phone is worth 70,000 pounds.
19:57Farid, 70,000 pounds.
19:59That's very cheap.
20:01Sorry, sir.
20:03For our dear customers,
20:05today is an occasion.
20:07For our dear customers,
20:09today is an occasion.
20:1170,000 pounds for the phone.
20:13What did you say?
20:15I'll buy it.
20:17Congratulations.
20:19And for our dear customers,
20:21we have many surprises
20:23for you.
20:25You always leave
20:27the heavy stuff for the last.
20:31And as we said,
20:33the heavy stuff is for the last.
20:35What do you have for us today, Farid?
20:37I have a surprise.
20:39A new surprise.
20:41A beautiful surprise.
20:43A pair of shoes.
20:45A leather pair of shoes.
20:47A real leather pair of shoes.
20:49It was stolen in front of a mosque.
20:51It was stolen in front of a mosque.
20:53A rare pair of shoes.
20:55Whose shoes are rare?
20:57It's a rare pair of shoes.
20:59A rare pair of shoes, dear viewers.
21:01And at the highest price,
21:03we are waiting for your phone calls.
21:05How much is the price for our customers today, Farid?
21:07I say 18,000 pounds.
21:0918,000 pounds.
21:11For a rare pair of shoes.
21:13And for our dear customers.
21:15You're pressuring me.
21:17Today's offer
21:19is 70% off.
21:2170% off.
21:23It was 18,000 pounds.
21:25Now it's 11,000 pounds.
21:2711,000 pounds.
21:29We're waiting for your calls.
21:31Follow us.
21:33Buy our shoes.
21:35All of our products are stolen.
21:37Indeed, all of them are stolen.
21:39And from our customers,
21:41especially you.
21:43And as we said,
21:45the most important thing in our company is
21:47safety.
21:49Safety.
21:51Safety.
21:53No, I'm tired of saying you.
21:55And I'm also tired.
21:57And at the end of our episode today,
21:59we'll say the question of the episode.
22:01What's the difference between the Karro car and the Malaki car?
22:03I'll help you and tell you the answer.
22:05Farid.
22:07Because it's dangerous.
22:09Say it, Farid.
22:11The difference between the Karro car and the Malaki car
22:13is that the Karro car
22:15and the Malaki car are in the front
22:17but in the Malaki car, the Malaki car is in the back.
22:19Bravo, Farid.
22:21Correct answer.
22:23We're waiting for your calls.
22:25Follow us.
22:27Buy our products.
22:29We're happy to meet you.
22:31Bye-bye.
22:33Say bye-bye, Farid.
22:35Bye-bye.