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00:21H2O with bechamel.
00:24O, light salt.
00:26It gives us a bright white.
00:28A reddish yellow.
00:30It gives us potassium carbonate.
00:33Yes.
00:38Where am I?
00:40Oh no!
00:42Oh my God!
00:43Fawzi! Fawzi!
00:44Calm down! Calm down!
00:46Who are you?
00:47Grandpa, I will explain everything to you.
00:49It's very simple.
00:51I am Fouad.
00:52I will be your great-grandson.
00:54We are now in the year 2022.
00:572022?
00:59I don't believe you.
01:01All I remember is that I was moving in the depths of my dream
01:06to observe the users.
01:08Suddenly, I saw a big light.
01:12That's it.
01:13I sent this big light to you.
01:17I invented the time machine.
01:20What do you mean?
01:22How do I explain this?
01:24I invented a machine.
01:26A machine.
01:27Look.
01:29Even if I don't believe you,
01:31take my advice.
01:34If our master hears about you,
01:36he will kill you and hang you on the ceiling.
01:40No, no.
01:41Our master is dead.
01:43Oh my God!
01:45I understand everything you are saying, grandpa.
01:48Look.
01:49I brought you here to tell you something.
01:51If you do it,
01:52you will improve your reputation.
01:54I understand.
01:55First of all,
01:56leave the factory where you work.
01:58How can I do that, sir?
02:00Will I beg when I leave the factory?
02:03Son, understand.
02:04Do you know how much the cheese industry is now?
02:08It exceeds 3 million.
02:10Man!
02:113 million?
02:12Now there is no cash, no bank, no money,
02:15no nothing.
02:16The least amount is one pound.
02:18One pound?
02:19What do you do with that?
02:21You bring a month's salary to the whole street.
02:27The whole street's salary?
02:29I don't bring it.
02:30What?
02:31I don't bring it.
02:32What?
02:33The least amount of paper is 200 pounds.
02:35200 pounds?
02:37How can I put 200 pounds in my pocket?
02:39If you put 200 pounds in my pocket,
02:41you take off your pants and get up.
02:43That was a long time ago,
02:44when you had a pound of wood.
02:45Now this 200 pounds of paper
02:46can be put in your pocket easily.
02:48What?
02:50200 pounds of paper
02:52can be put in your pocket easily?
02:54Are you crazy or what?
02:57Look,
02:58I have been working in accounting for a few years.
03:00Until now,
03:01I have never heard of a number called 200.
03:04But one rich man in the country,
03:06after our master,
03:07how much did he make?
03:09147.32 pounds,
03:11and 5 million.
03:13And a beggar like you comes
03:15and asks me to show him 200 pounds.
03:17That was a long time ago, grandfather.
03:19Now the time has changed.
03:20This beggar will tell you a plan.
03:25Believe me,
03:26if you do it,
03:27you will make me rich.
03:28And you will be rich.
03:29And my father will be rich.
03:30And our grandchildren will be rich.
03:31Oh, man.
03:33You brought me to my knees.
03:35And you brought me from the century
03:37to my knees,
03:38so that you can tell me
03:39that I am a beggar,
03:40so that you can make me rich.
03:43Yassini, stay behind me.
03:45Yes, yes.
03:46Oh, man.
03:47I should have understood.
03:49I didn't mean it, grandfather.
03:50What did you mean?
03:51I mean, listen to me.
03:53Listen.
03:54Look, Yassini.
03:55First,
03:56you leave the factory you work in.
03:58Second,
03:59you get the reward at the end of the service.
04:01Third,
04:02and this is the most important,
04:03you bring us 150 pounds of paper.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06Let me take all the 75 pounds
04:09at the end of the service.
04:11Throw them in some barrels
04:13and put them on the ground.
04:14It will get stuck in your head.
04:16The area you are talking about
04:17is a barrel and a barrel?
04:18Yes.
04:19Do you mean the area you are talking about
04:20is a monster?
04:21It has become a big area
04:22and its name is garbage.
04:23And the meter in it
04:24is valued in dollars.
04:25Dollars.
04:26I don't know why
04:27you are talking about dollars.
04:29Oh, man.
04:30I don't understand.
04:31This dollar didn't get
04:32a single penny.
04:33I mean,
04:34it wasn't even a penny.
04:35That was a long time ago.
04:36Now,
04:37the dollar is worth 16 pounds.
04:3916 pounds?
04:40I swear,
04:41I don't have any strength left.
04:43The world has changed.
04:47What is it?
04:48What is it?
04:49It's not your paper.
04:50Is there something behind me
04:51or are you working for me?
04:52You work for me
04:53and I work for you.
04:54Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
04:55I don't know.
04:56Oh, thank God.
04:57Thank God.
04:58Thank God, guys.
04:59Thank God.
05:00Thank God.
05:01Thank God.
05:02Thank God.
05:03Thank God.
05:04Thank God.
05:05Thank God.
05:06What is this place?
05:07I came here to see the other one.
05:08What other one?
05:09Black Fool.
05:10Black Fool?
05:11Don't let them call you Fool.
05:12Who are you, son?
05:13I'm Fadi, guys.
05:14I've been working here
05:15since 1975.
05:16How did you get in here
05:17when I wasn't even born?
05:18I got an Uber.
05:19You black-faced idiot.
05:20Oh, wow.
05:21Oh, wow.
05:22You want to convince me
05:23that Uber will continue to be popular
05:24until 2025?
05:2575.
05:2675?
05:27Yes,
05:28it's normal.
05:29Yes,
05:30and there are Uber cars
05:31that travel through time.
05:32Anyway,
05:33Grandpa,
05:34I came to see you
05:35before you do
05:36what you want to do.
05:37Are you talking to me
05:38or Grandpa?
05:39I don't understand anything,
05:40Hajj.
05:41You're Hajj.
05:42You're my grandson.
05:43Yes, Grandpa.
05:44I'm your grandson
05:45and I came to see you
05:46so I don't do anything.
05:47Grandpa,
05:48and the Prophet,
05:49don't give me
05:50the advice
05:51you want to give him
05:52so you can fix your life,
05:53Grandpa,
05:54and ruin my life,
05:55Grandpa.
05:56Are you talking to me
05:57or Grandpa?
05:58I'm talking to you,
05:59Grandpa.
06:00Don't tire us out, guys.
06:01Look,
06:02the idea of you
06:03taking a land in Zamalek
06:04and raising its price
06:05is a very bad idea.
06:06Zamalek in 2075
06:07has become a mess.
06:08It's full of colonies,
06:09garbage,
06:10and zombies.
06:11The world is ruined.
06:12Look,
06:13my grandson looks like his grandfather.
06:14He doesn't want to take the land in Zamalek.
06:15Where does he want to take it?
06:16In the gathering?
06:17No!
06:18The gathering?
06:19No!
06:20The British army
06:21has been circling the country
06:22day and night.
06:23Any gathering
06:24that increases by two,
06:25they arrest them
06:26and accuse them
06:27of distributing leaflets.
06:29What were we saying, son?
06:30Leave him alone.
06:31Let him live his life
06:32the way he wants.
06:33Because if you get involved
06:34in his problems,
06:35it will affect us.
06:36Look at yourself.
06:37You and Corona
06:38won't be able to take care of us.
06:39Wait a second.
06:40Wait a second.
06:41Corona, we understand.
06:42What is this Corona?
06:44You won't understand
06:45what Corona is.
06:46Look, my grandson.
06:47Corona came
06:48and took care of
06:49all of our families.
06:50Dad is the only one left.
06:51We wake up in the morning
06:52and chill a little.
06:53We go out and kill zombies.
06:54We come back
06:55and wait
06:56in our tents
06:57for someone
06:58to bring us food.
06:59Sweetie,
07:00why do you live in a tent?
07:01Because you suggested
07:02that he take care
07:03of the zombies.
07:04And now the zombies
07:05are all zombies.
07:06They are full of zombies.
07:07The black market
07:08is full of zombies.
07:10Dad, please.
07:11Corona used to
07:12eat chocolate.
07:14Now it kills you.
07:17What were we saying, son?
07:18Will you understand
07:19or should I leave him alone?
07:20Leave him alone.
07:21Respect yourself.
07:22Consider me your grandfather
07:23to feed you.
07:24Okay, grandpa.
07:25Okay, grandpa.
07:26Look, grandpa.
07:27Look, grandpa.
07:28Corona is something
07:29like a plague.
07:30Something that kills
07:31everyone.
07:32There is a medicine
07:33that kills
07:34those who refuse to take it.
07:35Why do they refuse to take it?
07:36Because they are afraid
07:37that they will become zombies.
07:38What does zombie mean?
07:39It means the living dead.
07:40God forgive me.
07:41God forgive me.
07:42Are you an atheist, son?
07:43A living dead?
07:44The one who lives
07:45and dies
07:46is God.
07:47Glory be to God.
07:48Grandpa,
07:49we are believers
07:50and thank God.
07:51But this disease
07:52makes people walk
07:53without thinking
07:54or thinking.
07:55What happens
07:56to those
07:57who don't take the medicine?
07:58What happens to them?
07:59They become zombies.
08:00Okay.
08:01Wait for their answer.
08:02Leave him.
08:03Let him go.
08:04This is between you
08:05and him
08:06more than 300 years.
08:07Stay with me.
08:08Okay, okay.
08:09The most important thing
08:10is not to let him
08:11work for your colleagues.
08:12Focus on what
08:13you will do with him.
08:14He will affect
08:15my business.
08:16Wow, brother.
08:17Take care of your business
08:18and leave my business.
08:19And go out
08:20with your family
08:21to an apartment,
08:22a swimming pool
08:23and a house.
08:24Is this what makes a difference
08:25with you?
08:26Is this what makes a difference
08:27with you?
08:28I am telling you something.
08:29We divide the country
08:30in two.
08:31No.
08:32Not the division.
08:33Egypt was one
08:34and a people
08:35united against the occupation.
08:36Calm down.
08:37Egypt is free
08:38and independent.
08:39Uncle Rami.
08:40Egypt is free
08:41and independent.
08:42I am not talking, Ali.
08:43Ali who?
08:44I am not talking, Hussain.
08:45Hussain, what?
08:46Are you going to shut up
08:47or should I send you
08:48to the funeral
08:49to be buried there?
08:50You will die there.
08:51Enough, enough.
08:52What were we saying, son?
08:53Okay, okay.
08:54I agree with the idea
08:55that we divide the country
08:56in two.
08:57But remember,
08:58what you are going to do
08:59will affect you
09:00and me.
09:01I am telling you something.
09:02We can leave him here
09:03and let him buy
09:04stocks in Apple
09:05or Google.
09:06That won't work.
09:07Why not?
09:08Look,
09:09in the future
09:10there will be a world war
09:11between Apple
09:12and Android.
09:13If you put your money
09:14in any of these things,
09:15you will be involved
09:16in the war.
09:17I am telling you something.
09:18Let him buy
09:19a mango farm
09:20in Ismailia.
09:21No.
09:22No, brother.
09:23Ismailia has nothing.
09:24Go and buy a tent.
09:25Go and buy a tent
09:26for the workers
09:27who dig in the canal.
09:28What were we saying, son?
09:29No,
09:30the idea of the mango farm
09:31won't work.
09:32The mango farm
09:33is now internationally prohibited.
09:34Its seeds
09:35are being used
09:36as a weapon.
09:37They kill each other with it.
09:38They kill each other?
09:41What were we saying, son?
09:42If you have a mango farm
09:43in Ismailia now,
09:44you will be treated
09:45as a war criminal.
09:46Even Kunafa
09:47is no longer available
09:48in the mango farm.
09:49How are we going
09:50to spend Ramadan?
09:53Forget about him.
09:54It is clear that
09:55every time I say a project,
09:56a third war happens.
09:57Look,
09:58there is a good idea.
09:59You can work
10:00in the oil business, for example.
10:02What?
10:03The oil business.
10:04Wait a minute.
10:05Are you telling me
10:06that this man
10:07is going to work in oil?
10:08Are we going to run away?
10:09No, we are going to run away.
10:10Listen, listen.
10:11The oil business
10:12is the future.
10:13People now
10:14don't use plastic anymore.
10:15It is internationally prohibited.
10:16Those who see it
10:17using plastic
10:18are being exiled.
10:19Look,
10:20the idea of the oil business
10:21is new.
10:22Wait a second.
10:23Grandpa,
10:24do you know
10:25how much oil we need?
10:27Oil?
10:28Yes, we need
10:29a lot of oil.
10:30We need
10:31a lot of oil.
10:32Okay, sir,
10:33no problem.
10:34Okay,
10:35agreed.
10:36Agreed.
10:37Wait, where are you going?
10:38No, this is your sentence.
10:39Wait, where are you going?
10:40No, Uber
10:41sent me a message
10:42and told me
10:43that I have arrived.
10:44I can't be late
10:45because if I am late,
10:46I will pay 50,000 pounds.
10:47What should I tell you?
10:48Is there no advice
10:49you can give me
10:50before you leave?
10:51I can give you
10:52a piece of advice.
10:53Don't eat burgers
10:54and don't watch
10:55too many matches.
10:56Okay?
10:57This can take you
10:585 or 6 years.
10:595 or 6 years?
11:00Why?
11:01Will I die
11:02from a heart attack?
11:03No,
11:04you almost watched a match
11:05and then you ate
11:06and slept
11:07and didn't smell
11:08the gas.
11:09How much gas
11:10is this?
11:11How much is it?
11:12How much is it?
11:13How much is it?
11:14How much is it?
11:15How much is it?
11:16How much is it?
11:17How much is it?
11:18How much is it?
11:19How much is it?
11:20How much is it?
11:22Wait,
11:23what?
11:24Aren't you going
11:25to ask him
11:26anything before I leave?
11:27Yes,
11:28do you still have
11:29the back seat
11:30or did you
11:31invent the mobile?
11:32Idiot,
11:33you are insulting me
11:34or what?
11:35I invented it
11:36a long time ago.
11:37What do you think
11:38if I bought
11:39two phones?
11:40If you need anything,
11:41give me
11:42Sheikh El Hara's number.
11:43Take the number.
11:44What number?
11:45Seven.
11:47Carry on.
11:48What do you want
11:49with the number?
11:50If she doesn't answer you, call the police station and tell them to give me a new number.
11:53There are seven of them in the country and they have cell phones.
11:56You should pray to God that my wife doesn't get married.
11:58Who is your wife?
11:59I didn't get married or get married.
12:02Bye now, because I'm going to have a meeting in the court before they take the case.
12:07I don't know.
12:19It's no use.
12:28Good morning, Zalouma.
12:29Good morning, Louma. Come in.
12:32Let me in.
12:33What is this? Did you steal a computer?
12:36God forbid. I only stole one.
12:39You're right.
12:42What do you think?
12:43It's very nice.
12:44What do you do for a living?
12:46Let me tell you. It's more important than work.
12:49Fixing work?
12:50That's why I created a page on Facebook.
12:53So that we can work.
12:55We won't keep your secret and the rest of the gangs will come after us.
12:59I wish, my friend.
13:00It would be better if the operation was over.
13:02Don't worry. Where did you go?
13:04Where?
13:05I don't know.
13:06Where did you go?
13:07I don't know. I think I got lost with you.
13:14Don't think about me, Zalouma.
13:16This is where I got fired.
13:19I turned the whole house upside down.
13:22Don't talk nonsense. I know everything.
13:25What do you know?
13:26You forget that your wife is my sister and you talk to me.
13:29You don't talk to me. You just gossip.
13:31Gossip? What are you talking about?
13:33You tell me how she is with you.
13:36She's a kid and a fool.
13:38You play with the dolls and play with the cubes.
13:41You tell me that she likes you.
13:43What are you talking about?
13:44It's nonsense.
13:45I'm telling you this so you can keep an eye on her.
13:47What did you do?
13:48I turned the whole house upside down.
13:50I cleaned the three churches.
13:52I painted them, but I didn't clean them.
13:55That's a lot of work.
13:59It's up to you, mom.
14:01You're going to tell me about mom's care.
14:05Tell me.
14:06What is he doing in your house?
14:08Look, sir.
14:09You know that the job is closed to us.
14:12That's too much.
14:13It's a crime.
14:14Don't say that.
14:15Don't say that criminals don't open their houses.
14:17If we don't work hard, we won't find anyone to work for us.
14:20Who will work for us?
14:22What will work for us?
14:23You won't open your mouth with me
14:25because I won't take your head off your neck.
14:27I found that we have nothing but marketing.
14:30Damn.
14:31I've been a criminal for 40 years,
14:33and in the end I open my mouth.
14:34Supermarketing?
14:35What is supermarketing?
14:36No one said supermarketing.
14:38I said marketing.
14:39What does marketing mean?
14:40Supermarketing is when they sell tea, sugar, and oil.
14:43No, not tea, sugar, and oil.
14:44I mean we sell ourselves.
14:46Oh.
14:47That's why I made a page on Facebook
14:49and called it Luma and Zaluma the criminal's business.
14:52Nice name.
14:53And I made a subtitle.
14:54I wrote what we specialize in.
14:56In kidnapping, murder, and robbery.
14:59Nice, nice.
15:02Yes.
15:04Nice.
15:09Nice.
15:12Nice.
15:14Nice.
15:19Nice.
15:23What's the point of calling Nargis?
15:26No, I don't want an admin.
15:27What admin?
15:28I'm an admin.
15:29What do you mean?
15:30No!
15:31Admin is not what you are.
15:33No, no.
15:34This admin is the one who will hold the page.
15:36Why would she hold the page?
15:38She's the only one who can help us.
15:39Oh my God.
15:40So she holds the money, holds the page,
15:42and holds the one who can help us.
15:43Yesenia, you hold yourself.
15:46That's it.
15:47That's it.
15:48That's it.
15:49Call her.
15:50That's it?
15:51Hello.
15:52Hello.
15:53How are you?
15:54I'm fine.
15:55I wish I was you.
15:56I wish you happiness and more sugar.
15:58Luma.
15:59Nice voice.
16:00She's a customer.
16:01Nice voice.
16:02Nice voice, and you're going to get sick at home.
16:04I'm Rana.
16:05I'm Rana.
16:06Luma.
16:07What's up, Rana?
16:08I want a super supreme pizza.
16:09Medium cheese.
16:10We have super supreme,
16:11with grilled edges.
16:12We don't have that kind of pizza.
16:13We don't have pizza.
16:14And we don't have salami.
16:15What kind of customer is she?
16:16What kind of customer?
16:17She's a customer.
16:18Nice voice.
16:19I wish I was you.
16:20I wish I was you.
16:21I wish I was you.
16:22I wish I was you.
16:23I want pizza.
16:24Nice voice.
16:25What's this!
16:26What's this!
16:27She's going to kill me.
16:28No.
16:29Yes, that's it.
16:30Another customer.
16:31I would like to place an order.
16:32Yes, please.
16:33Welcome.
16:34I would like, if you please, a 15 pound bomb and a 10 pound sauerkraut.
16:39Don't you want it in a diaper or what?
16:41We get these things from the mosque.
16:42We don't get them from what we have at the store.
16:44My son is crying and threatening me.
16:45If he doesn't get the money, bomb and sauerkraut, he will leave the house and walk.
16:51I'm going to tell you one thing,
16:52and we'll give it back to you
16:54and what you were paying for the bomb and the missiles
16:56you're paying for us for nothing
16:58What did you say, dude?
17:00Dude!
17:02Dude!
17:03He ran away
17:04Ran away?
17:05So you can rest
17:06What's this?
17:07What, man?
17:08We got a phone call
17:09Hello?
17:10It's been a long time, Luma, you and Zaluma
17:12You've become internet criminals as well?
17:14Dude, this is the natural evolution
17:16that took an hour to get to know us
17:18How much did you make in the armed robbery?
17:2140% of the money?
17:23Yes, sir
17:24We made 42%
17:26But that's not you
17:28We make 35% of the money
17:30You're a client
17:31Luma!
17:32That's not you
17:34We make 35% of the money
17:36You're a client
17:37That's nice
17:38So now you have experience in the armed robbery?
17:41Or not?
17:42What is this nonsense?
17:44Dude, we have experience in everything
17:46We killed 3 people
17:47Wait a second
17:49Dude, don't be proud
17:50You have Luma and Zaluma
17:52That's 72 armed robberies
17:5474
17:56And we killed 30 people in these robberies
17:5932?
18:00What's the difference?
18:01They were all killings
18:02You're lying
18:03We'll repeat the 32 times?
18:04You're lying
18:05I'm not lying
18:06Dude, these robberies have 10 safes
18:1012 safes
18:11Why don't you come and talk?
18:12You're lying
18:13I want to talk to the guy
18:14Go ahead
18:15Go ahead
18:16Is this true or not?
18:20What's wrong with you?
18:23Luma!
18:24What's wrong with you?
18:26We're not robbers
18:28That's nice
18:29What about the options?
18:31How much do you have?
18:321 million EGP?
18:341 million EGP sounds good
18:36Luma!
18:37That's what you see
18:39It won't make a difference
18:42What about the options?
18:44Did you work on it before or after?
18:48After
18:49What did we work on?
18:51We worked on every color
18:53And then you brought people in
18:55We're tired
18:57There's no heart
18:59So you're involved in any crime
19:02And you admit it
19:04Dude, let's get closer
19:06Come and we'll show you
19:08You'll show me?
19:10This is your son
19:12Who's this?
19:13Ask him
19:14Who are you?
19:15Who are you?
19:16Who are you?
19:17I'm the internet criminal
19:19Open the door
19:23Open the door
19:25He's waiting inside
19:26Should I open it?
19:28Open the door
19:43Open the door
19:49I don't want to come in
19:51I don't want to stay at home
20:01What's this?
20:06Why are you in such a hurry?
20:08I'm in a hurry for a job
20:10This is good news
20:12This is good news
20:14Sit down
20:15No, I want to stay
20:16Sit down
20:17I'm comfortable like this
20:19Bravo!
20:20That means the other guy has a high position
20:22He thinks I'm young
20:24This is good news
20:25This is good news
20:27What's your name?
20:32What's your name?
20:33I want to know my name
20:34We're friends
20:35If we're friends, we should know your name
20:38Since we're friends
20:40Since we're friends, I can't tell you my name
20:43Bravo!
20:44That means he doesn't know our secrets
20:47This is good news
20:49This is good news
20:51Who is he talking about?
20:53Don't worry
20:55Your name is Ziad
20:57And your high school friend is...
20:59Oh!
21:00You idiot
21:02Tell me, do you know who Abdelhamid is?
21:05I've never met him
21:07Oh!
21:08So your son knows who Abdelhamid is
21:10Not my father
21:11Give me the card
21:13Give me the card
21:14This is the card
21:16Why?
21:17There's no Abdelhamid
21:18There's no father
21:19And there's no son
21:20Bravo!
21:21Bravo!
21:22I don't like this joke
21:24This is good news
21:29Don't worry
21:31Your son knows who Abdelhamid is
21:34I told you
21:37Do you know who Abdelhamid is?
21:39What?
21:40They spend the night together
21:42And play games together
21:44Oh my God
21:45And they drink
21:47Oh my God
21:48And sometimes they use drugs
21:51Bravo!
21:52This is good news
21:53This means the father is crazy
21:56And this means that his son wants to work
21:59That's why he's working here
22:01This is good news
22:03This is too much
22:05Tell me Ziyad
22:06What would you do if you had a knife in your hand?
22:11I'd let him in
22:12Bravo!
22:13Bravo!
22:14That's it!
22:15Now I know that when the boy lets the knife in
22:17He'll get caught
22:19And this is a good sign
22:21This is good news
22:23Don't put yourself in his shoes
22:25I'm not putting myself in his shoes
22:27I just want to hug him
22:29Hug him
22:30Do you want to hug him like this?
22:33Tell me Ziyad
22:35If someone wants to go to the bank
22:37And give you a bribe
22:39So that he can work
22:41What would you do?
22:43I'd let him in
22:45And take the money
22:46Bravo!
22:47Bravo!
22:48That's it!
22:49Now I know that when the boy lets the knife in
22:51He'll get caught
22:53And this is a good sign
22:56This is good news
22:58Don't put yourself in his shoes
23:00Bravo!
23:01Bravo!
23:02This boy is crazy
23:04And this is a good sign
23:06This boy means that
23:08The place he's going to work
23:10He'll protect it with all his strength
23:13Exactly!
23:14And this is good news
23:16This boy
23:18Leave him
23:19He's tricking me
23:20And this is good news
23:31This is good news
23:32This is good news