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00:20Mr. Mansour!
00:22How are you?
00:24How are you?
00:26Sorry for the delay.
00:28What's the matter?
00:30Why did you make me wait till midnight?
00:32What do you want to do?
00:34I have to work.
00:36Tell me, sir.
00:38What movie are you going to tell me?
00:40I had the idea of a horror movie.
00:42And the editor is with me.
00:44No, no, no.
00:46You will like the editor, sir.
00:48Yes.
00:54I still don't know all this.
00:56Tell me, tell me.
00:58And there is a great director.
01:00Do you want to work with him?
01:02What do you think, sir?
01:04I've never seen anything like this.
01:06You speak well.
01:08I speak, sir?
01:10Yes, speak.
01:12Once upon a time,
01:14the story begins with a man and a woman
01:16getting married and giving birth to a child.
01:18And the child will look like a ghost?
01:20It's an old movie.
01:22No, no, sir.
01:24What do you mean?
01:26There is no ghost, no djinn,
01:28no spiders, no people attacking?
01:30No, no, how is this a horror movie?
01:32This is a romantic movie.
01:34If I continue, you will understand.
01:36Continue, sir.
01:38The two were living in a jungle
01:40until they gave birth to a small child.
01:42And they began to notice strange
01:44and creepy things.
01:46Yes, how?
01:48The child was crying.
01:50What's wrong with a child crying?
01:52Continue, sir.
02:02Mom, what's next?
02:04What's next?
02:06The mother's health began to deteriorate.
02:08He began to look for artificial milk
02:10in the farms.
02:12Of course, he did not find it.
02:14He ordered a lot of milk.
02:16And from here
02:18the money began to run out.
02:20Yes, and the father began
02:22to save money for food,
02:24drinks, diapers, and the like.
02:26And then?
02:28The boy grew up and began to gain weight.
02:30And from here...
02:32Yes, sir.
02:34Continue, sir.
02:36He began to lose weight.
02:38Lose weight? How?
02:40Is it the first time you see a zombie?
02:42No, he loses weight normally.
02:44Yes, how does he lose weight normally?
02:46Continue, sir.
02:48Days and months pass.
02:50And the boy learns to walk.
02:52He grabs the colors
02:54and climbs on the wall.
02:56Yes, he writes old symbols.
02:58And these old symbols are what bring the evil spirit, right?
03:00Yes, sir.
03:02Continue, sir.
03:04Continue, sir.
03:06They found themselves forced
03:08to paint the house with a lot of money.
03:10The boy finished the house
03:12and wanted his money.
03:14The father reaches out
03:16to get it
03:18to take out the safe.
03:20He opens the safe.
03:22Suddenly he found in it...
03:24What?
03:26What?
03:28What?
03:30The money was on it.
03:32Oh, my God!
03:34This is very scary.
03:36Days go by and nights come.
03:38The boy grows up.
03:40And he begins to grow up.
03:42And they begin to look for him at school
03:44at the expense of 50,000 pounds.
03:46At the expense of 50,000 pounds.
03:48A year?
03:50No, in a term.
03:52How many episodes?
03:5430 episodes in season.
03:5615 episodes off season.
03:58Oh, my God!
04:00And then what?
04:02The father begins to get money
04:04and goes to associations
04:06and the debts pile up on him.
04:08And not only that.
04:10The club's expenses.
04:12The club's expenses?
04:14No.
04:16One day the sun didn't rise for him.
04:18The father grabbed the garbage bag
04:20and opened the door of the apartment
04:22to get him out.
04:24Suddenly he found...
04:26a white envelope.
04:28What's in the envelope?
04:30What?
04:32You're the one who's talking.
04:34That's right.
04:36He found his account in the bank.
04:38What did he find?
04:40How much?
04:42How much?
04:44How much?
04:46How much?
04:48How much?
04:50How much?
04:52How much?
04:54It's the name of the movie.
04:56What is it?
04:58Congratulations.
05:00You have a son.
05:02Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:04Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:06Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:08Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:22Thank God, my love.
05:24Thank you for this great party.
05:26I can't believe
05:28we've been married for 10 years.
05:30We're getting married!
05:31Ten years?
05:33No way!
05:35Glory be to God!
05:36I thought it was ten seconds or ten minutes.
05:40I was just talking about our honeymoon.
05:45Oh, honey.
05:46Tell me the truth.
05:48Did you see what Mona and her husband did at the party?
05:52What?
05:53No, no, no.
05:54That's not true.
05:55Why are you so worried?
05:56On the contrary, I envied them and envied their honesty.
06:00There's a difference between honesty and bravado.
06:02There's no difference between the two.
06:04No, why is that, Magdy?
06:06I was envious of them, and he made me tell her about her flaws,
06:09and she told me about his flaws,
06:11and the two of them didn't get upset, and everything went well.
06:14I think the two of them are wrong.
06:16That's my opinion.
06:17Never mind.
06:18Forget about them.
06:19I was thinking while I was leaving.
06:21I was thinking, what is this?
06:23Me and Magdy, why have we never told each other our flaws?
06:26I mean, we always love each other,
06:29and our life is beautiful, and there's nothing more beautiful than that.
06:32But it's a shame that we're so familiar with each other's flaws, right?
06:36Tell me, honey, if there's something, tell me.
06:38No, no, you tell me, for my sake, Magdy.
06:40I hope it's just one flaw, and I won't get upset.
06:42You have a flaw?
06:43Yes.
06:44You have a flaw?
06:45Look, you've been with me for ten years.
06:47Ten years, I've lost seven of them.
06:51I can even use you as a pillow,
06:53and turn you left and right,
06:55so that I can find any flaw, and stick it in, and sleep.
06:58No, no, Magdy, that's not what I meant.
07:00I mean, try to squeeze your brain and think normally,
07:03and I won't get upset.
07:04Honey, I swear, there's nothing.
07:06You're all beautiful to each other.
07:09Like Cosby Serber says,
07:11by the way, I really like it when he says this song,
07:13and I change it because I feel like he's saying it to you.
07:15You're right. Everyone was saying that to me.
07:17Everyone?
07:18Yes.
07:20You know, I'm just afraid that you're blinded by love,
07:23and you're trying to make me look good.
07:25I'm blinded by love, yes, but I don't see anything but beauty.
07:31No, no, it's because of me.
07:32Because of me.
07:33I mean, it's enough for you to say that I'm beautiful,
07:35and I know that,
07:36but tell me, I want to know someone,
07:38so that I can relax, and I won't get upset.
07:40You want to know someone?
07:42Yes.
07:43Oh my God, yes.
07:46Is your head a little big?
07:49What?
07:50Is your head a little big?
07:52Me? Is my head big?
07:55I mean, I don't really notice it.
07:57I remember,
08:00at our second or third wedding,
08:02I don't remember,
08:03when I got you a high call,
08:05and it came through my brain,
08:07and at that time, I didn't know if I should get you a doctor,
08:09or a therapist, or whatever,
08:11and I was upset.
08:12Also,
08:14I mean, my head is big,
08:16and you've been thinking about it since the high call.
08:19Your day was black,
08:21and you were upset.
08:23Your day was black,
08:24and your night was black,
08:25and you had a high call,
08:27and it came through your brain.
08:28I have a big head,
08:30and you're telling me that my head is okay?
08:32And you're hiding it in your heart?
08:34No, I'm not hiding it in my heart,
08:36it's just that you made me say that.
08:38For me, it's not important at all.
08:40And when it's not important,
08:41why are you saying it?
08:42Why do you keep it in your heart?
08:44Because you said that you wouldn't get upset,
08:46and you're upset.
08:47Why are you upset now?
08:48Upset?
08:49I'm upset because you keep telling me
08:50what other problems I can fix.
08:52Tell me, for example,
08:53your eyebrows are swollen,
08:55your lips are small,
08:57but you keep telling me about your brain.
08:59You don't like your lips.
09:00Yes, I like my body.
09:01What can I do about my body?
09:02Tell me what I can do about my body.
09:04I can go and get a train to grind my brain,
09:06so I can shape it for you while it's still hot.
09:08Six thousand, after a month?
09:09What train?
09:10I'll give you a solution.
09:11Yes.
09:12There's a great idea.
09:13What do you think?
09:14It's a shame.
09:15It's a shame.
09:16It's over.
09:17You tell me,
09:18and I'll be very upset,
09:19and we'll be even.
09:20No one will get upset.
09:21Okay.
09:22I like the idea.
09:23I mean,
09:24it's old-fashioned,
09:25but look at it.
09:26Okay.
09:27So we'll be even.
09:28But will you be upset?
09:29No, I won't be upset.
09:30No, I want you to be upset.
09:31I'll be very upset.
09:32Okay.
09:33Look, Sidi.
09:34You and Dana,
09:35both of you,
09:36are very old.
09:37And you're old.
09:38And you look like you're laughing.
09:40Dana and I are very old.
09:42Dana and I are very old.
09:44And you look like you're laughing.
09:45Yes, and you look like Avatar.
09:47And you look like Avatar too?
09:48Yes.
09:49Okay, Sidi.
09:50Okay.
09:51No problem.
09:53You're not upset?
09:54No, I'm not upset.
09:55Do you want to make me angry?
09:57No, I'm upset.
09:58How can you say something like that?
09:59You're lying.
10:00When you're upset,
10:01your hair stands up,
10:02and you're upset.
10:03How can my hair stand up now?
10:05I don't understand.
10:06I don't know.
10:07Give me another chance.
10:08What chance?
10:09A chance to tell you another lie,
10:10and God willing,
10:11He will humiliate you.
10:13Tell me?
10:14What do you mean?
10:15Tell me.
10:16Look, Sidi.
10:17You have a big mouth,
10:19and you're very big.
10:20And I,
10:21when I come home,
10:22I look like this,
10:23and they tease me.
10:25I'm like your mother.
10:27But I hold my hand like this,
10:28and I tell myself,
10:29no, my daughter,
10:30you're teasing me.
10:31No, my daughter, you're teasing me.
10:32But you're mistaken.
10:34So Dana and I are big,
10:35and we laugh,
10:36and we look like Avatars?
10:38Yes.
10:39No, and I have a big mouth,
10:40and I want to laugh.
10:43So tell me,
10:44what's with your legs
10:45that are on top of each other?
10:48I say it's normal.
10:49It's a shiaka,
10:50because I'm a shika woman,
10:51and this is proof
10:52that I always wear a kaaba.
10:53And all women are like this.
10:55And at least the doctor
10:56told me that I have a solution.
10:57He'll put me in the car
10:58and I'll be fine.
10:59The rest of the drum
11:00is on my legs and my legs.
11:01One is 42,
11:02one is 45.
11:03See what you're going to do with it.
11:05Either 42 or 48,
11:07I'm a man,
11:08and a man can only
11:09get what he wants.
11:11But what about the shiaka?
11:13God willing,
11:14who has a shiaka?
11:15Manafirik.
11:16What's wrong with her?
11:17Oh, oh, oh.
11:19I mean,
11:20we say a shiaka is bigger
11:21than a shiaka,
11:22and they're the same.
11:23It's a shame
11:24you're talking about this.
11:25Because I discovered
11:26that one is transparent,
11:27and the other is transparent.
11:28I mean,
11:29one is transparent,
11:30and the other is transparent.
11:31This is the time
11:32when I thought
11:33I was going to die,
11:34when I thought
11:35I was going to die,
11:36and I went to work.
11:37I said,
11:38I'm going to stay
11:39in the shiaka all day,
11:40and I'm going to work.
11:41Here it is.
11:42Here it is.
11:43What am I going to do to you?
11:44I'm going to put a piece of aluminum
11:45on your head.
11:47All except Manafirik.
11:49All except Manafirik.
11:51All except Manafirik,
11:52Magdy.
11:53Get me out of here, Magdy.
11:54I'm begging you, my daughter.
11:55For God's sake,
11:56get me out of here.
11:57Yes, I'll get you out of here.
11:58As long as Manafirik
11:59is not a problem.
12:00My daughter,
12:01we were supposed to get married
12:02today.
12:03We didn't get married,
12:04we didn't have a wedding.
12:05This was a day of celebration.
12:06This is a party.
12:07It's a party.
12:08I'm very happy
12:09to have my daughter.
12:10I am very happy
12:11to have my daughter.
12:12What are you talking about?
12:13You're worse
12:14than that girl.
12:15Am I worse than the girl?
12:16Yes.
12:17Are you talking about
12:18me?
12:19Yes,
12:20I want to talk to you.
12:21Don't say that.
12:22What is that for?
12:23I'm the only one
12:24who wears a wedding dress.
12:25No, God forbid.
12:26But this is not
12:27合noisy with you.
12:28You know all this.
12:29You're not worth
12:30anything in men's hearts.
12:31I'm not worth
12:32anything in men's hearts.
12:33Yes.
12:34I'm also Hamed.
12:35Who's Hamed?
12:36Madam Taghreed.
13:06Go away, don't call me on the phone.
13:08Go away!
13:10Yes, mom.
13:11Yes, mom, what's that noise?
13:13Come here.
13:14Where's dad?
13:15Come here, I'll tell you what your dad did to me.
13:18What?
13:19Can you imagine, Loli?
13:20After all this time and all the love you see between me and dad,
13:23in the end he comes and tells me that I'm full of flaws.
13:26Wasn't he doing it for your great fortune?
13:28What?
13:29For your great fortune.
13:30Shhh!
13:31You're making too much noise!
13:32Why, mom?
13:34We're telling the truth.
13:35The truth?
13:36But you're beautiful when you're like this, mom.
13:38Go away!
13:39I'm talking to you on the phone.
13:41Your phone is off.
13:42I found another flaw.
13:43No, I said here.
13:44No, of course not here.
13:45Yes.
13:46When you kiss your girlfriend, she comes out while you're sitting.
13:48Go away!
13:51What's this?
13:52Who's calling me?
13:53Who?
13:54Am I missing you?
13:59Hello.
14:00Yes, dear.
14:01Yes, thank you, brother.
14:02Come and see your sister, who was murdered.
14:04Malik, what happened?
14:05Malik?
14:06It's the end of the world.
14:07My husband died,
14:08and the girl said to me,
14:09my daughter, hold on to me.
14:10The two of them are telling me,
14:11you're full of flaws.
14:13I don't know how he did it.
14:15What don't you like about him?
14:16For example?
14:17God forbid, two big brains,
14:19and seven legs running on top of each other.
14:22And yes, your nose, of course.
14:24Enough!
14:25Enough!
14:26My nose again?
14:27Enough.
14:28And don't be mad at me, Ahmadi.
14:30I don't want anyone to talk to me.
14:31He talked about my nose.
14:33They're all talking about my nose.
14:35My nose is beautiful.
14:36Leave me alone.
14:37Okay, brother.
14:38This is my nose so they can breathe.
14:55How are you,
14:56Miss Bounbouni,
14:58and the sweets,
14:59and the cream,
15:00our dear customers,
15:02the international company's customers.
15:04And in the opinion of Miss Warda,
15:06I miss you, I miss you, I miss you.
15:09And I miss my eyes.
15:11Welcome, welcome, welcome,
15:12dear friends.
15:14Welcome?
15:15Welcome, welcome, welcome,
15:16welcome to the unseen world.
15:18Welcome?
15:19And I miss you, dear viewers,
15:21our dear customers.
15:23Welcome to a very, very new show,
15:27exclusive to the international company.
15:30Actually, today we have different products
15:33and we offer them to you at a very reasonable price.
15:36But we don't offer any products.
15:38No.
15:39Our products are rare and expensive.
15:41And because of that,
15:43we will also receive incentives.
15:45That is, those who will pay the highest price
15:47will be sold.
15:48What is strange about our products?
15:50First...
15:51What is strange about us?
15:52I will say.
15:53What is strange about our products?
15:54If you wait for me, I will say.
15:55Go ahead.
15:56The first product we have today
15:58is the soap and cotton factory's safe.
16:01I don't know what brought the soap to the cotton factory,
16:03but that's what the factory is called.
16:05This safe is very old.
16:08It's a 1948 model.
16:11It has four locks.
16:12And what's inside it?
16:14What is it, Farid?
16:15What?
16:16Imagine.
16:17What?
16:18The ranks of the employees.
16:19What is this sweetness?
16:20Don't say it, you stranger.
16:22There are rules.
16:23Let people get excited.
16:24There are rules.
16:25I will say.
16:26There are rules.
16:28If you wait for me, I will say.
16:30I honestly don't know how many there are,
16:32but all I can tell you is that
16:34the soap and cotton factory
16:36has 1,425 employees.
16:40How many do you say?
16:411,425.
16:44Imagine, Farid.
16:46How many are there?
16:48There are 10 million pounds.
16:51What do you say?
16:5210 million pounds.
16:54And by the way,
16:55the one who stole the safe
16:57died in exchange for the launch of the day.
17:00Leave it and run.
17:01And we brought it to you
17:03at the speed of sound.
17:04And we brought it to you today
17:06at a very reasonable price.
17:08How much do you say?
17:09Very reasonable.
17:10How much, Farid?
17:11How much?
17:12Very reasonable.
17:131.5 million pounds
17:15including transportation expenses.
17:17What is this sweetness?
17:19This is a great offer.
17:21This is a great offer.
17:23This is a great offer.
17:25And of course, Farid,
17:26we can't forget our distinguished
17:28and honorable clients.
17:30And by the way,
17:31we brought you the second product.
17:34A very special product.
17:36What do you say, Farid?
17:37A very special product.
17:39A very special product.
17:41What do you say?
17:42I didn't say anything.
17:43I will tell you today.
17:44We have the rare currency album
17:47of King Farouk.
17:49Who?
17:50King Farouk.
17:51King Farouk?
17:52Yes, as you heard, Farid.
17:54These currencies are priceless.
17:57Our client was able to get them
17:59from the Louvre Museum
18:00and we shipped them to Egypt
18:02at a very, very, very high price.
18:05And we sold them a lot.
18:06But wait here, stranger.
18:08There is something missing.
18:10I'm sorry, Farid.
18:12I missed something.
18:13If you call now,
18:15you will get the coins
18:17of King Farouk
18:19with the smart grill
18:22that grills meat and chicken
18:24without a single fire.
18:26Without a single fire?
18:27Yes, Farid.
18:28Without a single fire.
18:30What a great offer.
18:31Don't tell us the price, stranger.
18:34Should I tell you now
18:35or later?
18:36No, tell her now.
18:37The price of the coins
18:39and the grill
18:41is only 500,000 pounds.
18:44How much?
18:45500,000 pounds.
18:47Okay, call now
18:49and deposit the coins
18:51and the grill.
18:52The grill.
18:54The second offer we have today
18:56is a cell phone
18:57that has been in use
18:59since 1996.
19:01Don't you think, Farid,
19:03that 1996 is a bit old?
19:05No.
19:06That's not all.
19:08This cell phone
19:09has a camera.
19:11This cell phone
19:12has a student ID.
19:15A student ID?
19:16A student ID?
19:17Yes, a student ID.
19:18What else, Farid?
19:19This cell phone
19:20can be called
19:21by a national
19:22and a governor.
19:23A governor as well?
19:25Glory be to God.
19:26A governor as well.
19:27Glory be to God.
19:28That's a great offer, stranger.
19:30How much is this cell phone, Farid?
19:32We can't tell you
19:33where we got it from.
19:34Where did you get it from?
19:35This cell phone
19:36was stolen
19:37by a mailman.
19:39A mailman?
19:40A mailman.
19:41We have a call
19:43and we say hello.
19:45Hello?
19:46Hello.
19:47The international company?
19:48Yes, sir.
19:49It's the international company.
19:50Go ahead.
19:51I'm calling
19:52about the cell phone
19:53and I want to buy it.
19:54How much do you want?
19:55This cell phone
19:56is 70,000 pounds.
19:57Farid,
19:5870,000 pounds.
19:59Very cheap.
20:00Sorry, stranger.
20:01For our dear customers,
20:03today is an occasion.
20:05For our dear customers,
20:07today is an occasion.
20:1070,000 pounds.
20:12The cell phone.
20:13Yes.
20:14What do you want?
20:15I want to buy it.
20:17Congratulations.
20:18Congratulations.
20:20And for our dear customers,
20:22we have a lot of surprises
20:24that will take you to the end.
20:27All your life, stranger,
20:28you leave the heaviness to the end.
20:32And as we said,
20:33the heaviness to the end.
20:34That's why I'm going to wait to the end.
20:36What do you have for us today, Farid?
20:38I have a surprise.
20:39A new surprise.
20:40A beautiful surprise.
20:42A shoe.
20:43Shoe.
20:44Shoe.
20:45Color is brown.
20:46A real leather shoe.
20:47A real leather shoe.
20:50It was stolen in front of a mosque.
20:52It was stolen in front of a mosque.
20:54A rare shoe.
20:55Whose shoe is rare?
20:56Mine.
20:57It is a rare shoe.
20:58A rare shoe, dear viewers.
21:01And at the highest price,
21:03we are waiting for your entry.
21:05How much is the price today for our customers, Farid?
21:08I say 18,000 pounds.
21:1018,000 pounds.
21:12For a rare shoe.
21:14And for our customers.
21:16You're pressuring me like that, stranger.
21:19Today's bid is 70% off.
21:2270% off.
21:24It was 18,000 pounds.
21:26Now it's 11,000 pounds.
21:2811,000 pounds.
21:29Come on, guys.
21:30We're waiting for your call to our numbers.
21:32Follow and order the real shoe.
21:36All of our products are stolen.
21:38Indeed, all of them are stolen.
21:40And from our customers.
21:44And as we said,
21:45the most important thing in our company is...
21:47Safety.
21:48Then?
21:49Safety.
21:50Then?
21:51Safety.
21:52Then?
21:53Safety.
21:54Then?
21:55No, I'm tired of saying you.
21:56I'm also tired.
21:57And at the end of our episode today,
21:58we'll say the question of the episode.
22:00What's the difference between the Karoo car and the Malaki car?
22:03I'll help you and tell you the answer.
22:05Farid.
22:06Because it's dangerous, stranger.
22:07Farid.
22:08Because it's dangerous, stranger.
22:09Say it, Farid.
22:10The difference between the Karoo car and the Malaki car
22:14is that the Karoo car and the Malaki car are in the front,
22:17but in the Malaki car, the Malaki car is in the back.
22:20Bravo, Farid.
22:21A correct answer.
22:23We're waiting for your call to our numbers.
22:25Follow and order our products.
22:28We're happy to meet you.
22:30And we hope we made you happy.
22:32Bye-bye.
22:33Say it, Farid.
22:34Bye-bye.
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