#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: May point naman si Kamatayan, September pa lang pero Christmas vibes na, nae-elbow 'yung Araw ng mga Patay!
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00:00Good evening to all of you. I am April Katapusan, your commoner girl for all.
00:08The calendar is important in a person's life.
00:12It's not just a giveaway or a discount card in a motel.
00:17The calendar answers the questions,
00:21Are you paying your rent?
00:23Are you paying for the house?
00:26Is it safe or delayed?
00:28But, what's the news?
00:31Even though it's in the calendar, it's already confusing.
00:34That's what our viewers are going to talk about.
00:40The deceased,
00:43Santa Claus,
00:45and Cupid.
00:48Let's start with the deceased,
00:52because I think you have a complaint.
00:54That's true, that's true, April.
00:55Why wouldn't I have a complaint?
00:57It's only September,
00:59and you can already hear the Christmas songs in those malls.
01:02What's so bad about it?
01:05It's still December,
01:07the day of the deceased will come first.
01:09Because Christmas is too early,
01:11our days are full of worries.
01:13It's only September, it's Christmas,
01:15and the day of the deceased, it's just a blink of an eye.
01:17It's just for a moment, then it's Christmas again.
01:19That's true.
01:21What can you say about this, Santa?
01:22Well, well.
01:24I can't do anything about it.
01:26It's not my fault.
01:28It's the deceased's fault.
01:30Because, you know why?
01:32You didn't compose for the Christmas songs.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:36For the day of the deceased.
01:38How can I compose?
01:40All of our composers are already decomposing.
01:43That's why, Santa,
01:45you can't borrow a song from the deceased,
01:48because they will use it on the day of the deceased.
01:49Yes, that's possible.
01:51What can I borrow from him?
01:53On the day of the deceased.
01:55How about Juan?
01:57Maybe Silent Night will do.
02:00That's not possible.
02:02You know, Silent Night is Sleep in Heavenly Peace.
02:05Do you understand?
02:07For you, it's Rest in Peace.
02:09No, no.
02:11How about Christmas again?
02:13Let's just change the lyrics.
02:15Let's make it the day of the deceased.
02:16It's the day of the deceased again.
02:18The day of the deceased again.
02:22I don't remember when I joined it.
02:24Today is the day of the deceased.
02:26Let's sing for today.
02:28Today is the day of the deceased.
02:30Should be thankful.
02:32It's the day of the deceased.
02:34Let's sing for today.
02:36It's the day of the deceased.
02:38It's the day of death.
02:40That sounds terrible!
02:42Sing something else.
02:43Yes, but you know what, Matayan?
02:48I'm really sorry, but I can't lend you any money.
02:51I can't see anything.
02:53It's a mess.
02:54What do you mean?
02:55You're ruining our holiday.
02:57You can't do that.
02:58But why?
02:59Cupid is also ruining Christmas, right?
03:03Oh, you stupid composers of songs.
03:07You know what?
03:08You're going to do a Give Love on Christmas Day.
03:11Valentine's Day?
03:12Love?
03:13That's for Christmas, right?
03:15And you're still renting it.
03:16You think it really suits you?
03:18And you also have a Christmas song, right?
03:20Everyday will always be Christmas.
03:23If you swap it, it will be Christmas.
03:25Imagine, everyday is Christmas.
03:27Compared to the Day of the Dead, it's still Christmas.
03:29That's too much.
03:31You've been doing it all day.
03:36Cry, cry.
03:37Grow up.
03:38Cry, cry.
03:39You're really bad.
03:42Don't you know?
03:43I also have a problem because of Valentine's Day.
03:46They're stealing my scene when it's February.
03:50Who's stealing?
03:51Cupid.
03:52Who else?
03:53It's New Year.
03:55Huh?
03:56What happened?
03:57It's January 1st, February 14th.
04:00I don't know.
04:01This year, I heard fireworks.
04:05That's Chinese New Year.
04:07That's not Chinese New Year.
04:09That's Chinese New Year.
04:11You're still alive?
04:12You're still alive?
04:13Anyway, I'm still in the New Year scene.
04:18Because you're crazy.
04:21You've changed your citizenship.
04:22You're gay in February.
04:24My business is getting weaker.
04:26I'm losing my T-coin.
04:31You're so nice, Alva.
04:33Good thing my roses are still strong.
04:35They're always sold out.
04:38You're good at selling flowers?
04:40Huh?
04:41You're good at selling flowers?
04:42Yes.
04:43Good thing you're the one selling my flowers.
04:47It's Valentine's Day.
04:49You shouldn't...
04:50What's that?
04:51We're a franchise.
04:53You're looking for romantic candle lights?
04:56I'll give it to you.
04:57What are you doing?
05:00Why are you laughing?
05:02You know what?
05:03Because they're the ones giving.
05:05It's an exchange gift.
05:07You know what?
05:08That's good.
05:09Very, very good.
05:11So, be good for goodness sake.
05:13So, you need to watch out.
05:17We're all happy.
05:19Everybody's happy.
05:20But you know what?
05:21I'm the happiest.
05:23Why?
05:25Because it's my birthday today.
05:27Happy birthday!
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