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Only Murders in the Building S4 Episode 4

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00:01Stunt people always fall.
00:04But the trick is, you get up and make sure you don't become dust.
00:09Sass.
00:11The shooter, very good.
00:13A single .300 Win Mag casing was found in the West Tower.
00:16An apartment 14F belonging to a tenant by the name of M. Dudenhoff.
00:20Retired professor.
00:21Who the neighbors are conveniently saying he's not in town, he's in Portugal.
00:25Neighbors are busy playing car games when they hear the gunshot.
00:27What, I achieved?
00:28Yeah!
00:29I think that earns you a trip to the bathroom.
00:32Is that a person?
00:33Don't be ridiculous, it's a ham.
00:35No, no, no, no, this movie has to happen.
00:37It's the only way I can keep up with my sexy, successful girlfriend.
00:40Oh, hi.
00:41Loretta, were you...
00:44Were what?
00:45Would I what?
00:47You don't believe Dudenhoff's in Portugal?
00:49I'm not convinced.
00:50Well, he's not gonna be happier here.
00:52I'm counting on it.
00:53If he finds out I'm squatting here, he'll have to show his face to kick me out.
00:57Did one of them kill Sazh?
00:59We're gonna find out.
01:00I kept a very detailed ham radio journal.
01:03A person came on the line and said, meet me at 445.
01:08Who is Dudenhoff?
01:09The last person who came around asking these questions got killed.
01:20A movie set is filled with egomaniacs.
01:28But a good stunt double...
01:30Sazh!
01:31...must set the ego aside and just be a maniac.
01:36Hey, wait up!
01:40Sazh?
01:42Risking life and limb to make their actor look good.
01:45Where are we going?
01:48Paradise.
01:49Paradise.
01:58For the stunt double, their actor is number one.
02:03For the actor, well, it's not always so clear.
02:09All right, I've been up since three working.
02:11Well, not working the whole time.
02:12I spent two hours looking for an all-night staples, but then I built this.
02:18Ta-da!
02:19A second murder board.
02:20You drag me out of bed for this?
02:22Most working adults are up by now.
02:24Yes, but, like, farmers.
02:25Look, if we're going to take Sazh seriously as a target, she deserves her own board.
02:30The voice on the radio says that Sazh was killed because she was asking questions about the West Tower.
02:35And Sazh was a ham radio hobbyist.
02:38I like it.
02:39Could be a good hook for the podcast.
02:41This season, we're not just searching for the killer.
02:44We're searching for the victim, too.
02:46Oliver, do you want to record that?
02:48Just give me ten minutes.
02:50What's Paradise?
02:53Nothing, it's just something someone told me.
02:56Who?
02:58Sazh.
02:59When?
03:01Last night.
03:03In my dream.
03:06Ask him if he can draw a clock.
03:08If he can't draw a clock, it's Alzheimer's.
03:11Look, forget about this.
03:12This is not important.
03:14The point is, if Sazh was the target,
03:16The point is, if Sazh was the target,
03:18we need to fill in the blanks of her life.
03:20Now, obviously, she and I were very close.
03:22We shared everything.
03:24Two girlfriends, a signature look,
03:27and a blood type so rare it's in the Red Cross Hall of Fame.
03:30But she never told me why she was asking questions about the West Tower.
03:34Well, I've hit a dead end there.
03:36The voice on the radio has gone silent,
03:38and the Westies have been freezing me out since I started squatting.
03:43What is Vince doing in his underwear with that animal leg?
03:47They're not a colt, they're definitely colt-adjacent.
03:52Oh, that's a Portuguese flag.
03:54Or as the Portuguese call it,
03:56Bandeiras Tosquianas.
03:58I'd recognize that bicolor rectangle
04:00with the green on the hoist and the red on the fly anywhere.
04:04Oliver, you want to talk to me?
04:05No.
04:06Oliver, you want to talk to me?
04:07No.
04:08Oliver, you want to talk to me?
04:09No.
04:10Fly anywhere.
04:11Oliver, you want to come see the...
04:14Oliver, why are you so sleepy?
04:16I don't know.
04:17Usually your riveting flag facts are like a shot of adrenaline.
04:21I barely slept last night.
04:23Loretta called me, as usual,
04:25after she wrapped on set.
04:27And we had a nice chat,
04:29a little shorter than usual.
04:31And then she had to run.
04:34And then I took the teeniest tumble
04:36into a deep, dark pit of despair.
04:40Look.
04:42I have never seen Instagram that big.
04:44I didn't know Loretta was on there.
04:46You should follow her.
04:47Her feed is a cornucopia of charming, sunny Hollywood content.
04:50But notice this intruder.
04:56It's an arm.
04:57Yeah, a male arm.
04:58A taut, rippling arm.
05:00And I don't trust its intentions.
05:03It's in 11 of her last 14 pictures here.
05:06I mean, it...
05:07She is spending 78% of her documented time
05:11with this mystery himbo,
05:13and there's no way I can find out who he is.
05:15You could ask her.
05:16Ask her?
05:17And drive her into this strong, supportive arm?
05:20No, that's a one-way ticket to Cuck City.
05:23Population, potnum.
05:25Hey, Charles.
05:26Sass was one of Loretta's followers.
05:29Sass was on Instagram?
05:31Yeah.
05:32She posted from this place called Concussions the day she died.
05:36What's Concussions?
05:39Concussions?
05:40That's a stuntman bar.
05:42This New York institution caters to the lunatics who take a beating
05:45so your favorite celebs don't have to.
05:47Open to the public since the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
05:51Well, we should go there.
05:52Maybe somebody will know why Sass was asking questions about the West Tower.
05:55Oh, they have trivia on Thursday.
05:57Jesus, turn your brightness down.
05:59I just looked right into an eclipse.
06:02Brightness down.
06:05Tablet, brightness down.
06:09Down brightness.
06:11Susie, brightness down.
07:00Howard, thanks for watching The Apartment and the Pig.
07:06We cuddled like King Charles and Camilla.
07:08What is up with this bed, anyway?
07:10It was a re-gift from Eva Longoria.
07:13She said she didn't need to.
07:15Well, climb in.
07:17We can use this time to work on my podcast.
07:20Animal Jobs.
07:22You know, the podcast about animals and their jobs.
07:26Welcome to Animal Jobs, the podcast about animals and their jobs.
07:31I'm here with Henry, the Central Park Glidesdown.
07:36You won't believe what else he has to say.
07:38I have incredible audio.
07:40All I need from you is to learn how to edit, score, mix, and post it.
07:43I'm sorry, I don't have time to teach podcasting 101 right now.
07:46What do you mean?
07:47You're squatting and can't leave.
07:48You're trapped with me, in a fun way.
07:50Someone can't leave.
07:52I need someone here in case Dudenov shows up and kicks me out.
07:56I'm sorry, I have to follow a lead.
07:58It's always about the case with you.
08:00It's like you don't care about Animal Jobs at all.
08:03No, no, no, no.
08:05It's just those guys need me and you are such a self-starter.
08:10No, I'm not.
08:12I'm a sad boy who hates being alone.
08:14Look at me.
08:16I'm in bed with a pig.
08:18You're right where you're supposed to be.
08:20I promise.
08:21Just please don't leave until I come back.
08:24Please.
08:26Thank you for the pig.
08:27Bye, Hammy.
08:29Bye.
08:31Now before we get to this bar, a word of warning.
08:34Stuntmen are not like us.
08:35They can be insular and provincial.
08:37Have you ever been to Hell's Kitchen?
08:39Yeah, I've eaten at Oliver's.
08:42I, for one, love getting out and seeing the real New York.
08:45The humblest hovels house the happiest herds, as Ronnie would say.
08:50What?
08:51Who's Ronnie?
08:52Oh, Ronnie, short for Veronica.
08:55The feisty grandma from Joliet, Illinois who loves crafting Merlot
08:59and the power of positive thinking.
09:01She's my finsta.
09:03What's a finsta?
09:04Oh, no.
09:05A fake Instagram account.
09:07I'm whimsically surveilling my girlfriend to see if I should be worried
09:10by using a fun, friendly avatar posing as her number one fan.
09:15Loretta has already responded to two of Ronnie's comments.
09:18This is a disaster in the making.
09:20Please refocus.
09:22You're right.
09:24Where my attention goes, energy flows.
09:29That's so Ronnie.
09:32Dropping it.
09:33Ding.
09:51Humblest hovels is right.
09:58I'm doing recon for the murder board.
10:00Do you maybe want to turn off the shutter sound and the flash and the sepia filter?
10:05Do you need me to take that from you?
10:07Let's talk to the barkeep first.
10:09He's not only the keeper of the bar, but also its secrets.
10:13I'll join you.
10:14I'm fluent in every man.
10:19Hey, bro.
10:22Yeah, I think I'll just have a Cabernet, a 2011, if you have it.
10:27Anything French, whatever.
10:28And I will have a Cosmopolitan.
10:32Not too pink.
10:36Ideally in a boot.
10:39What are you really here for?
10:41We were hoping we could ask a few questions about Sas Pataki.
10:45I'm not talking to you.
10:46Well, maybe my friend Mr. Lincoln will change your mind.
10:52Abraham Lincoln.
10:59Well, maybe this will grease the wheels.
11:05That's an addition to the five.
11:08Think of all the tattoos you can finish with that.
11:12Well, maybe this will unzip your lips.
11:16Can you break this?
11:17I'll give you the 20, you give me back 15, take the five.
11:19Add it to the six for a total of 11.
11:22Please just take as many so this can stop.
11:25Hey.
11:27These guys giving you trouble?
11:28Take it easy, everybody.
11:30I'm Charles Hayden Savage.
11:34Sas Pataki was my stunt double.
11:36Not here.
11:37And he is Sas' acting double.
11:38You're just a face.
11:40We don't like faces.
11:42You know what we say about faces?
11:44Deep down, you're all asses.
11:46Hold on.
11:47I'm not like other faces.
11:49Sas was my friend.
11:51We're trying to solve her murder.
11:53Right.
11:54For your podcast.
11:55You're profiting off her death.
11:57Meanwhile, the people who really loved her can't even give her the traditional stuntman's funeral she deserves.
12:03What? Why not?
12:04No body, no funeral.
12:08Right on.
12:10Just get on.
12:13Come here.
12:14Come here.
12:18Oh.
12:21Ben Glenroy?
12:23Ben's dead, yeejit.
12:29He's gone forever.
12:31I'd love to be here.
12:32But there's no possible way.
12:33You can't come back from the dead now, can you?
12:37I'm Glen Stubbins.
12:39Ben's stunt double.
12:41Oh, yeah, I could see it.
12:43Or I was.
12:44Till you feckers rubbed him out.
12:46Who feckers?
12:47Us feckers?
12:48All you feckin' feckers took him from me.
12:51You got a... for your man.
12:55Cheers.
12:59For 15 years, I took every lump and fall for that doll of a man.
13:05Then someone got dizzier about making his mark on the stage.
13:08One month later, boom.
13:11Then later that same night, boom again.
13:15My number one was gone.
13:18I just see him.
13:20Just, just see him.
13:22Hey!
13:23Peepin' at me with her baby little eyes.
13:26Oh, come on.
13:27For the last time, Glen, there's no rats in this bar.
13:30Oh, curse your eyes, there's no rats.
13:31What do you call that?
13:33Oh, what is it?
13:34Come on.
13:35Hey.
13:36Come on.
13:37Get this.
13:38Get out.
13:39Die, you rat.
13:40You rat.
13:41Ah, you got to see him.
13:42There's no rats.
13:43What do you call this?
13:44What do you call that?
13:45What do you...
13:46Ah.
13:47You got to see him.
13:49Guys, that's the purple light from Sazh's last selfie I have to get in that back room.
13:55You've been here long enough.
13:57Face is out.
13:59Don't worry, boyos.
14:01I'll finish him off.
14:03Time to introduce him to Bono Hadley-Edge.
14:08Oh!
14:12That went well.
14:14Wait, wait.
14:15No, no, no.
14:16Sorry.
14:18Charles, I apologize.
14:19I didn't mean to rile you up back there.
14:21You threatened me with half of you, too.
14:23I was just keeping up appearances, weren't I?
14:25Look, Chuck, I'm begging you.
14:27Can you help me get a job on your film?
14:29You lost your stunt double.
14:31I lost my acting double.
14:32We could make each other whole again.
14:34I don't need a double.
14:36Well, not even one that can do this.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:43Or this.
14:44Oh!
14:46Oh, my God.
14:54I don't know.
14:56Uh...
14:57Oh!
15:02Huh?
15:07Okay.
15:08Oh, God.
15:10Hey!
15:12Impressive.
15:13But if you want a double for Charles,
15:14all you really need to do is, believably,
15:16walk into an easy entrance bathtub.
15:19Watch me throw myself through the window.
15:20No, no, no.
15:21Uh, we will get you a job
15:24on the movie they're making about us.
15:26Oh, thank the Virgin.
15:28My face would have been slashed to ribbons.
15:32Only if you tell us what's going on in that back room.
15:35We know that Sazh was there the day she died.
15:39Well, she was probably seeing Dr. Maggie.
15:41Who's Dr. Maggie?
15:42Dr. Maggie.
15:43Oh, well, it's not really words that can describe what she is.
15:47Yeah, miracle worker.
15:50Exorcist of sorts.
15:51She helps release the pain demons that plague us stunt folk
15:55just by simply cracking our bones.
15:57So she's a chiropractor?
16:00There is a word.
16:02Well, Sazh was always with Dr. Maggie getting cracked.
16:05Can you get us back there?
16:06Wait, wait.
16:07Sazh was in pain?
16:08Loads of pain, thanks to you.
16:10Of course, she never would have let on.
16:12It's the stuntman way.
16:14Is it okay if I go back there alone?
16:18Oh, sure, sure.
16:20Are you all right?
16:21Totally.
16:22I just think if there's something to be faced back there,
16:25I, Sazh's face, should be the one to face it.
16:29Well, you know what Ronnie would say?
16:31If you don't face your fears, your fears will eat your face.
16:36Sorry, not Ronnie's finest work.
16:40Well, I'll take it back.
16:43Oh, and mind the rats.
16:47I'll see you back at the Arconia.
16:58We're here with Hammy Faye.
17:00Now, Hammy Faye, it's true that most pigs can hunt for truffles,
17:04but is it also true that if trained properly,
17:06they can also be golf caddies?
17:11Hello?
17:16Dudenov, is that you?
17:25Do you have what it takes to be a star?
17:27Well, I think so.
17:29Open auditions for the new Only Murders movie.
17:31No experience necessary.
17:34Oh, Hammy, we can't leave.
17:36We can never betray Mabel.
17:38Not for just some long-shot chance at a part on the silver screen.
17:45Never.
17:50I'm Howard Morris.
17:51Tim Kono...
17:53I'm going to start again.
17:56I'm Howard Morris.
17:58Tim Kono complained a lot about Evelyn.
18:03He said she gave him asthma attacks.
18:05He threatened to shoot her.
18:07Evelyn may have had nine lives, but I cut his one short.
18:18What is happening right now?
18:20What?
18:21Seriously, what are you doing?
18:22That's what I was wondering.
18:24Oh, I'm acting.
18:25The, um...
18:26I'm acting the part of Howard.
18:28I feel like I'm doing ayahuasca in Boise, Idaho.
18:31You make me want to vomit.
18:32What I believe Trina and Tawny are saying is that...
18:37we...
18:38love you?
18:39Oh, good!
18:40Oh, I can't wait to play myself.
18:42Oh, you're not playing you.
18:43Josh Gad's playing you.
18:45Wait, so I didn't get the part?
18:47What I believe Trina and Tawny are saying is,
18:49unfortunately, no, you did not.
18:52Of course not.
18:53But you're amazing.
18:54And we're going to nurture you.
18:58See you next week.
18:59The same time.
19:00Dr. Maggie, your man here wants to see you.
19:03Can you fit him in?
19:04Oh, I don't want an adjustment.
19:06I just want to ask a few questions.
19:08Okay.
19:09Well, don't mind me.
19:11I'll be hiding in the rat baffler.
19:13They can't recognize me when I'm upside down.
19:18I want to ask about Saz Pataki.
19:20I know she was here the day she died,
19:22and there's nothing stopping you from talking about her.
19:24You're not protected by HIPAA laws because you're not a real doctor.
19:27Then how'd she get a doctor before her name?
19:29They don't just give those away.
19:30Chiropractics is a pseudoscience, no offense.
19:33I'm sorry.
19:35It physically hurts me to see a body this tense.
19:37Have you ever had locked-in syndrome?
19:40Is this your original arm?
19:43We can talk, but not until you get on my table.
19:45I told you, I don't believe in...
19:47Oh!
19:48Just breathe.
19:49Where the hell is Dudinoff?
19:51Those cold card players must have told him
19:53I'm squatting in his place by now.
19:55Oh, my God, it's a breakthrough.
19:56What?
19:57Ronnie's bonded with Loretta about their shared love of decoupage,
20:00and she's about to ask about the mystery arm.
20:03Okay, this is not how you build trust in a relationship.
20:06What's a cute word for arm?
20:08Man-branch? Hug-helper? Chesticle?
20:10What has gotten into you?
20:11Into me?
20:13I'm worried about who's getting into Loretta.
20:15Oliver.
20:16All right, okay.
20:19You know, I almost proposed to Loretta in L.A.
20:24Yeah, I know.
20:26I was right there,
20:28and then I didn't.
20:30Why not?
20:31One failed marriage, who hasn't been there?
20:33Two failed marriages,
20:35people start asking questions.
20:38Why do you assume it would fail?
20:40Because she's living the glamorous life of a starlet,
20:43with arms coming at her from every direction.
20:46Because...
20:48I always fail.
20:52Can I have my iPad back, please?
20:54Fine, but no good can come of this Ronnie thing.
20:57Mabel, I have something I need to say.
21:00You clearly don't have time to support my creative efforts,
21:03so I am exiting our one-sided relationship.
21:06I believe this belongs to you.
21:08Okay.
21:13She likes when you scratch under her armpits,
21:15and she makes this special little face
21:17when she has to poop either.
21:18You know what? I can't trust you with her.
21:21Uh, wait, Howard.
21:24If you're here, who's watching the Dudenov apartment?
21:27Oh.
21:33Go ahead.
21:35Ask your questions.
21:37Uh, I know Saz was here the day she died.
21:40What did she talk about?
21:43Mostly about her pain,
21:45and how excited she was to finally retire.
21:47Oh, wait. Saz said she was retiring!
21:51Transitioning into a new career.
21:53She didn't say what,
21:55but it had something to do with the difficult relationship she was in.
21:58She was tired of giving more than she got from this person.
22:02But she didn't know how to get away.
22:05This may sound random,
22:07but did she ever mention paradise?
22:10Not that I remember.
22:12I have to warn you,
22:14when a back as frozen as yours unlocks,
22:16it can release a lot of feelings.
22:19Some people describe it as an out-of-body experience.
22:22I'm not worried.
22:23The only out-of-body experience I ever had
22:25is when I saw Edward Hopper's Nighthawks at the Chicago...
22:28Is that...
22:32Saz?
22:35Saz!
22:38Wait up!
22:40Are you trying to get away from me?
22:43Oh, my God.
22:45Ah, it's just a scratch.
22:47I told you, I'm trying to get to paradise.
22:49Paradise! Paradise!
23:01Ow.
23:03You were out for a minute there.
23:05Are you all right?
23:09Physically, yes.
23:12Emotionally, no.
23:14That bad relationship Saz said she was in?
23:18I'm afraid it was with me.
23:20Oh.
23:23What have you got for heartache, Max?
23:25Well, relationship worries are stored in the pelvic floor, so...
23:29Oh, no. No.
23:32Well, we'll call this a hit right here,
23:35so you did it. Thank you.
23:37But, mm-mm, yeah.
23:41Mm-mm-mm.
23:50What are you doing here?
23:52We could ask the same thing of you.
23:59I could have this place swarming with cops in two minutes.
24:02No, no, no. No more cops.
24:04Then can't you just tell me what kind of cult you are?
24:06What are we talking, sex, Satan, or vitamins?
24:09We're not a cult.
24:11Oh, really? You all talk on ham radios,
24:13live communally, play a weird card game,
24:16and eat bathtub pork.
24:18When you say it like that, I can track it.
24:20Okay, so then what's going on?
24:25That's it. I'm calling Detective Williams.
24:27Fine.
24:29I'll tell you.
24:31No, Vince, don't.
24:33Hey, what if we cut her in?
24:35She does need a place to live.
24:37Oh, so she can have her own apartment.
24:39Yes, she's an adult. I'm an adult.
24:41Let's act like it. Cut me into what?
24:46What I'm about to tell you could ruin many lives.
24:50The information must never leave this room.
24:54Okay, but I'm definitely telling Charles and Oliver.
24:59Get him.
25:07Okay.
25:15What are these? Laces?
25:18We're illegally subletting rent-controlled apartments.
25:21We're not a cult.
25:23It's a rent-control scheme,
25:25although I have suggested getting matching bathrobes in the past.
25:28Every apartment on this floor
25:30was rented by Professor Dudinoff years ago.
25:33We all met Professor Dudinoff at one point or another.
25:36We all needed a cheap place to live.
25:38He saw that we were... what's the word?
25:40Weirdos.
25:42I was looking for something softer, but, yeah, weirdos.
25:45It can be hard to survive in this city
25:47when you march to the beat of your own drum.
25:49You need somebody to have your back.
25:51Professor Dudinoff was that for us.
25:53Professor Dudinoff retired to Portugal,
25:55but he still takes care of us every month.
25:57He sends us his favorite jamón, and we send him rent.
26:01He lives like a king in Portugal,
26:03and we get to live in the Arconia for peanuts.
26:06How much is peanuts?
26:13$200.
26:15Dollars? A month?
26:17That's what you could be paying, too.
26:19If you keep this out of the podcast.
26:24Wait.
26:26The voice on the radio said...
26:28That was Helga, my ex-girlfriend.
26:30Your crazy ex-girlfriend. You deserve so much better.
26:32Okay, she's just very slightly unhinged,
26:34but she's from Finland, you know?
26:36It's cold and dark there.
26:38They spend a lot of time inside their own heads.
26:40She said Saz got killed for asking about you guys.
26:44Killed? For asking about us?
26:46I've never even met Saz.
26:48Helga's working through some issues.
26:50A little paranoia.
26:52It's sad. I blocked her on my cell.
26:54I showed you guys,
26:56but she keeps trying to reach me on the hem.
26:58So Helga's just nuts?
27:01Look, we're just a family of weirdos here.
27:04Helga was the wrong kind of weirdo.
27:08But you...
27:10You could be the right kind of weirdo.
27:14What do you say?
27:22Okay, so you're telling me the Westies
27:24play a game called Oh Hell,
27:26and somehow they're not a Satanist cult?
27:28Apparently not.
27:30Their story is so crazy, I kind of believe it.
27:33And at $200 a month, I can't afford not to.
27:36I feel bad about Howard.
27:38He needed a dude-in-off today,
27:40and I dropped the ball.
27:42Take one trick.
27:44He'll come back around.
27:46Unlike my Loretta.
27:48I'll take two.
27:50She's still alive.
27:52Saz sacrificed everything for me,
27:54and by the time I realized it,
27:56it was too late to make it up to her.
27:58None.
27:59Maybe Ronnie should ask Loretta.
28:01Okay, Ronnie is still with us.
28:03Oliver, I know you're doing this
28:05because you're afraid to lose Loretta,
28:07but if she finds out,
28:09you are gonna lose her.
28:13Okay, fine.
28:15I'll put Ronnie down.
28:22No, I can't.
28:24I can't do it. Maybe you kill her.
28:27All right, well,
28:29does Ronnie have any last words?
28:31We say bye-bye,
28:33because one bye is never enough.
28:36Okay, nice eulogy.
28:38Funeral over.
28:42Funeral.
28:44Maybe there is something I can still do for Saz.
28:52You need a body?
28:55I'm your body.
28:58When a face learns to appreciate their double sacrifices,
29:02it can make for a special bond,
29:05one that lasts a lifetime,
29:08or even beyond.
29:10All right, now, you sure you can handle this?
29:12Saz stood in for me so many times.
29:15The least I can do is lie down for her.
29:18All right, you animals, scatter around, listen up.
29:21We are here to pay tribute to the great Saz Pitaki.
29:25First among us, gone too soon.
29:27She lies before us now in steed.
29:29We'll begin the service with the traditional stuntman's margarita.
29:33Ready, steady, slancha.
29:36Slancha!
29:42Who wants to tell Saz how much he meant to him?
29:44Line up.
29:46I got the breakaways.
29:48Good man.
29:50Oh, Saz.
29:52When I clipped that sailboat and that gnarly hang gliding wreck,
29:55you came with me to get my prosthetic shins.
29:57I love you, man!
30:08Lie still, dead man.
30:12Next.
30:16Saz,
30:18you taught me to put my fireproof chalk strap in the freezer before a blow-up.
30:22Shrunk my dick.
30:24You saved me from burning my balls off.
30:27Thanks, pal.
30:36Right, well, my favorite Saz story.
30:39A bunch of us lads got hired as stunt consultants on Jackass Forever.
30:43This was the one where that shite fucker Rex Bailey
30:46got his heel blown off teaching Johnny Knoxville
30:48how to get fired out of a cannon.
30:50Amazing.
30:52Stevo kept calling me Lucky Charms Boy.
30:56Magically delicious.
30:58Pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers,
31:01orange stars, blue diamonds,
31:03every feckin' marshmallow in the box.
31:07And Saz, bless her,
31:10she put him in an arm bar until...
31:16Godilly business trousers.
31:21Oh, Saz, love,
31:23we're fucked if we know how to stagger on without you.
31:32Is that a real bottle, you asshole?
31:35Set them up, you prick.
31:37Are you calling me a Rex Bailey?
31:41You feckin' cunt!
31:47You got him!
31:53Just like Saz would have wanted.
32:07Hey, Saz.
32:08Hey.
32:09You okay? That last hit you took looked pretty rough.
32:12Ah, piece of cake.
32:13But someday I won't be able to take the hits anymore.
32:16And then you know what I'm gonna do?
32:18I'm gonna open up a trampoline park,
32:20like the ones I used to go to with my dad,
32:22where a kid can learn how to fly and how to fall.
32:26Train the next generation of stunt people.
32:29The Saz Pataki Impact Academy.
32:32Why not build it here?
32:34Location manager said this lot's for sale,
32:36or it will be after the Superfund cleanup.
32:38Ah, yeah.
32:40Maybe.
32:42Let's keep this under our hat, huh?
32:44The other stunt guys would laugh at this.
32:47But I can trust you. You're my number one.
32:51This is for Saz!
33:10This is it. Saz's paradise.
33:13Is this a toxic waste dump?
33:15It was. Government cleaned it up.
33:20Yes.
33:30This was her dream.
33:33She came so close.
33:35Wait. Did you hear that?
33:38There's somebody in there.
33:41Careful.
33:43What is this place, a hideout?
33:46Kind of spooky.
33:48This is really gonna drain my battery.
33:51Let me know if you see an outlet.
33:55Oh, thank God.
33:57Someone from show business.
33:59Don't move or I'll blow your fucking brains out.
34:02Oh, my God.
34:18Oh, my God.
34:48Oh, my God.

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