• 2 months ago
These are adverts that were shown during the broadcast of Don't Forget Your Toothbrush on April 9th 1994. There are familiar face in Jeff Goldblum, George Cole and Julie Graham among the adverts, as well as an unfortunate choice of music for one advert for Red Mountain (you'll know what I mean when you see it). There are two ad breaks in all, and the commercials that appeared are as follows:
1st break: Red Mountain coffee; Gliss corimist hair cream; Kellogg's Corn Flakes; I Can't Believe It's Not Butter (Mafia cows); film ad for Tom & Viv; Listerine mouthwash (Egyptian dragons cartoon); Citreon Xantia car (Run Sarah Home For Me boss); Holsten Pils beer (Jeff Goldblum - Drink at 8 degrees), and Red Mountain (Girls dancing in car - unfortunate choice of music).
2nd break: Peugeot 106 car (Julie Graham - Girls on road trip leave it all behind); Braun Oral-B electric toothbrush; Braun Super volume hairdryer; Leeds Building Society (George Cole - married couple looking for home in book); Colgate Precision toothbrush (Talking Teeth), and Perrier wine (Hiker spins the bottle).

(Note: For those looking for the final episode of The Marksman (1987), I have asked but given no reason other than audio elements with no detail on just what they are. To find the final episode, my only suggestion is to look on ok.ru. Apologies for the convenience)

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00:00At Red Mountain, we know what a compact source of flavor the coffee bean really is.
00:18So, we seize beans at their freshest, then squeeze them over and over and over again
00:27until we well and truly capture that fresh, invigorating flavor.
00:37Red Mountain.
00:38A taste of stimulation.
00:42If your hair looks stressed and damaged, you might feel like cutting it off.
00:48Or you could intensively condition it with Gliscorinist Hair Revitalization to give your
00:53hair new body and beauty.
00:55So now you can...
00:58Gliscorinist Hair Revitalization from Schwarzkopf.
01:04For a delicious evening snack, take a packet of Kellogg's Corn Flakes and open.
01:09Then take a bowl, a round one is best, and fill with Kellogg's Corn Flakes.
01:13Next, take some ice cold milk, personally I can't resist giving it a little shake, and
01:18pour over the delicious flakes of corn.
01:21Now, take a spoon, one like this is fine, and enjoy the perfect evening snack.
01:27Kellogg's Corn Flakes.
01:28So delicious.
01:29So simple.
01:30So why wait till breakfast?
01:33I can't believe it's not butter light, a delicious taste but half the fat of butter.
01:38Yuck!
01:39Don't buy it or I'll send the boys round.
01:41Do we have an address?
01:44His work was her entire life.
01:46She was his inspiration.
01:48Willem Dafoe, Miranda Richardson.
01:51Tom and Viv.
01:55What an act!
01:56Cool Mint Gliscorin, and Original Gliscorin!
01:59Hello!
02:00For breasts, teeth, and gums!
02:09Are you busy, Henry?
02:10Oh, no.
02:11Here, rub Sarah over with you.
02:13Do you think you had the time to spend an evening with me?
02:18And if we go someplace to dance, I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me.
02:29And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two.
02:37What kept you?
02:38And then I go and spoil it all by saying...
02:41The Citron Xanthia.
02:43Discover what Citron can do for you.
02:48They say that to enjoy the distinctive taste of Hulston Pilsner, you should drink it at 8 degrees.
02:55Well...
02:57No.
02:58Surely they mean 90.
03:02Uh-huh.
03:06It's good to be back! It's good to be back!
03:10Goodness gracious!
03:12Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
03:15It's good...
03:18It's good...
03:42I still can't believe we're here.
03:43What's that?
03:44We should have left this stuff.
03:46Well, let's do it.
03:48Hey! Hey! Hey!
03:51Have a nice day.
04:05Okay, so let's leave it all.
04:07What is this?
04:08No.
04:09Tony's flat.
04:11What? My Tony?
04:13The Peugeot 106. Leave it all behind.
04:21The Braun Oral-B plaque remover is clinically proven to help remove plaque,
04:25the major cause of gum disease which affects most adults.
04:28Braun's unique oscillating brush head cleans deep between each tooth and below the gum line,
04:33leaving teeth so clean you can feel it.
04:36The Braun Oral-B plaque remover for effective daily brushing.
04:39Introducing the new Braun Super Volume.
04:50As it dries your hair, it adds volume.
04:53The new Braun Super Volume, instant volume for straight hair.
04:59The Leeds Home Arranger has great home-buying powers.
05:03It'll do you a valuation which could be through in 24 hours.
05:08Call that a toothbrush.
05:09I'd call it a car wash.
05:10I think it looks different.
05:12But it's got bristles that are all different lengths.
05:14It's the new Colgate Precision.
05:16New Colgate Precision, with its unique three-bristle system,
05:20gets into the gaps, helps gently remove plaque from along the gums,
05:24and cleans so thoroughly that you can actually feel the difference.
05:28Well, how was it for you?
05:30Amazing.
05:31The plaque moved.
05:32The new Colgate Precision,
05:34Nothing else looks like it or feels like it.
06:04The new Colgate Precision,
06:06The new Colgate Precision,
06:08The new Colgate Precision,
06:10The new Colgate Precision,
06:12The new Colgate Precision,
06:14The new Colgate Precision,
06:16The new Colgate Precision,
06:18The new Colgate Precision,
06:20The new Colgate Precision,
06:22The new Colgate Precision,
06:24The new Colgate Precision,
06:26The new Colgate Precision,
06:28The new Colgate Precision,
06:30The new Colgate Precision,
06:33Now I'm walking down a long road,
06:35Now I'm a-racing for a ride.