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00:30Did you just kiss him?
00:32Yes, I did.
00:33Your language is as confusing as French people.
00:35I am stupid in every language.
00:37Look, French men flirt.
00:39When you meet them, just behave normally.
00:41I don't want to meet him.
00:43Which is impossible because we live in the same building.
00:47I like him and I thought...
00:49I don't know what I thought.
00:51Oh, bonjour.
00:52En cafe, s'il vous plait.
00:54J'aime le café.
00:56La fille.
00:58C'est un croissant avec les préservatives.
01:01Okay.
01:02There is a vending machine for it in the gents' toilet.
01:06What did I say?
01:08Préservative doesn't mean preserve.
01:10You ordered a croissant with a condom.
01:12Oh my God, I don't want that.
01:14She will have breakfast without a condom.
01:16Nothing is right with me.
01:18Everyone makes such mistakes.
01:19They are called for me.
01:20Like on crayon, crayon doesn't exist.
01:22It's a pencil.
01:23On medicine, medicine doesn't exist.
01:25It's a doctor.
01:26Camille means big friends.
01:28Like you and Camille.
01:30You will be friends with her because you will be able to stay with her boyfriend.
01:33Because he is hot.
01:35I won't do anything like that.
01:36I am going to stay away from him.
01:38Oh, take Satan's name and Satan is here.
01:40She is coming.
01:41Hey.
01:42Oh, hi.
01:44Camille.
01:46Wow, our favorite café is the same.
01:48Do you remember Mindy?
01:49Yes, of course.
01:50Great.
01:52I came to get a croissant for Gabrielle.
01:54It's very difficult to wake her up from sleep early in the morning.
01:56Oh, sleep is beautiful.
01:58It will be very beautiful.
02:00It's very stylish.
02:01But, can I do it?
02:04Just a little.
02:07Like this.
02:08In French style.
02:10On the side.
02:11Oh, there is a photo for your Emily in Paris account.
02:14Both of you together.
02:15Come on.
02:16Okay.
02:18Okay.
02:20Say Emi.
02:21Emi.
02:22So cute.
02:25Oh.
02:26I follow you.
02:27Tag me.
02:29Cool.
02:32Oh my God.
02:33You have so many followers.
02:34Oh, Emily makes friends very quickly.
02:38Are you okay?
02:39Is your scarf tight?
02:55Bonjour.
02:56Look at this, Julian.
02:57Due Cosmetics has sent me a message on Instagram.
03:00They have invited me for an influencer lunch today.
03:03And influencer?
03:04Exactly.
03:05They must have thought I was someone else.
03:07But I love Due.
03:08My first lipgloss was theirs.
03:10Well, I didn't buy it.
03:12My friend Cindy stole it from the shop.
03:14And now she is a teacher.
03:15Poor kids.
03:16Oh, the lunch hotel is in Devoir.
03:18Am I right?
03:19No.
03:20You are not right at all.
03:21And don't take Due's name in this office.
03:23He was our client.
03:24So what?
03:27I told you not to talk about him.
03:29Emily.
03:31Okay.
03:38Sylvie, I want to ask you something.
03:39Lazy people knock.
03:41When they get an answer, they come in.
03:45Okay.
03:48Busy.
03:49I saw that there is no cosmetic company in the client list here.
03:52I appreciate your foresight.
03:54Was there ever?
03:55Bobby Brown.
03:56Laura Mercier.
03:58Due.
04:02Tomorrow Hastings Luxury Bed is coming for a meeting.
04:04So I hope you will think of some good campaign ideas.
04:08Yes, of course.
04:09Can you answer my question now?
04:10No.
04:11Okay.
04:23Bring the Eiffel Tower on the bed.
04:25What?
04:26For the Hastings.
04:27It can be their slogan.
04:29They are Swedish.
04:30So using the landmark of Paris...
04:32No, no, no.
04:33Not that Eiffel Tower.
04:36That Eiffel Tower.
04:38He means the sex position.
04:40What?
04:41Yes.
04:42The woman is in the cat position.
04:43And one man is in the front.
04:45And one man is in the back.
04:46And they...
04:48What do you call the clap?
04:49High five.
04:50Wait a minute.
04:51Why would they do a high five?
04:52To make a shape.
04:54Eiffel Tower.
04:56Please put your hands down.
04:58Then it will be just London Bridge.
05:00It will be very boring.
05:01Oh, he said wow.
05:02Okay.
05:03Look.
05:04I would definitely tell you both...
05:06that you should not talk to girls in the office.
05:09But I have to go for lunch.
05:10Are you going?
05:11Yes.
05:12Where I can't take the name.
05:13But yes.
05:14It is important for me to meet Olivia Thompson.
05:15Her CMO?
05:16You are crazy.
05:17They think I am an influencer.
05:18Can Savo influence me to come back?
05:29Bonjour.
05:30My name is...
05:32Hi.
05:33Hi, mon amour.
05:34Savo.
05:35Hey, handsome.
05:36Wow.
05:37Golden Retriever.
05:38My favorite dog.
05:39Well, you can follow him...
05:40on Cashmere Goodboy Instagram.
05:42And he has 1 lakh followers.
05:45Do you have thanks for Cashmere?
05:47Of course.
05:50Bye.
05:52Name?
05:53Bonjour.
05:54I am Emily in Paris.
05:55And I got an invitation on Instagram.
05:57Everyone got the same.
06:00Oh.
06:01Will I get a big one like Cashmere?
06:03Oh.
06:04Let me check.
06:06There are very few followers.
06:07So please...
06:08praise our products on your social media account.
06:11It is important to put at least 5 posts.
06:13But there are few followers.
06:14So put 10.
06:15Yes, I will take care.
06:16I will give quality along with quantity.
06:19Can you tell me where I can find Olivia Thompson?
06:21Her speech is about to start.
06:23Merci.
06:25Next.
06:28Welcome.
06:29Thank you for coming here.
06:32We are very happy...
06:34that we are sharing our latest products...
06:36with global influencers like you.
06:40Enjoy your lunch.
06:42And please don't forget to tag Dua in your posts.
06:46So that we can see your social media posts.
06:49Have fun.
06:57Ms. Thompson, can I talk to you for a minute?
06:59May I help you, Ms. Emily in Paris?
07:01Bonjour.
07:02One more time.
07:03I am here to talk to Olivia.
07:05No, darling.
07:06If you want her attention...
07:07then you will have to post something.
07:12Try me.
07:16Wow.
07:40Emily in Paris.
07:42I like her.
07:43She is very smart.
07:44She is eating our decoration.
07:46How do we know her?
07:49I know who she is.
07:52I was 13 years old when I tried lip gloss.
07:55Funny story.
07:56Bonjour.
07:57Why are you spreading it so much?
08:03Swipe up and go to Dua.
08:05And get a 20% discount on my anti-fungal yoga pants.
08:09Celia Splits.
08:11Wow.
08:12Wow.
08:13Or ow.
08:15Celia Splits.
08:16I tagged you.
08:17I am Emily in Paris.
08:19I know you are taking advantage of me.
08:21Okay. Adios. Gracias.
08:28Olivia wants to meet you.
08:30Yes.
08:31What?
08:32Her?
08:33Gerdona?
08:35She has only 20,000 followers.
08:37I have 2 million.
08:3810 million is low.
08:39And the end is,
08:41Emily in Paris.
08:43If I am right,
08:44you made a meme of the Vacheron Post.
08:46Even Bridget McHorn retweeted it.
08:48And Daily Mail called it retwat.
08:50You know what twat means.
08:52It was nice meeting you, Olivia.
08:54Me too.
08:55Today's post was very creative.
08:57And you know everything about the product,
08:59as if you are the brand ambassador.
09:01The brand is so good.
09:02The event is also very good.
09:04You are having fun.
09:06Yes, we saw that.
09:08So, which agency do you use?
09:10Now no one does.
09:11They are expensive.
09:12And their era is gone.
09:13Now we use influencers like you.
09:16Future of Marketing.
09:18Actually, I did a Master's in Marketing.
09:20And I can do a lot for you,
09:22what I did here.
09:24Really?
09:25Like what?
09:26Olivia,
09:27everyone is waiting for you in the next meeting.
09:29Shall we go, please?
09:31I want to tell you more about this.
09:33Can we meet later?
09:35Can we meet later?
09:37Tomorrow, lunch.
09:38Lucio will tell you the place.
09:51Oh, bonsoir.
09:53Hi.
09:54You came early.
09:55I'll work from home.
09:57You didn't come to Paris to sit alone at home.
10:00Oh, no.
10:01We won't say no, okay?
10:03Right, Gabriel?
10:04We are very stubborn.
10:05We are going to a place
10:07that you will love.
10:10You will love it.
10:34Now,
10:36these boots are made to walk.
10:39And you will regret it.
10:42Because I will wear these boots
10:44one day or the other to guide you.
10:49Wow.
10:50It's very beautiful.
10:52Starry Night.
10:54My favorite painting.
10:55Mine too.
10:59You know, when Van Gogh painted it,
11:01he was mentally unstable.
11:04No, I didn't know.
11:07He was in such a bad state
11:09that he had to be kept in a mental asylum.
11:12And he used to see this view from the window.
11:15So, all the genius people
11:17are called crazy.
11:20Come on, let's sit.
11:23Oh, okay.
11:25Let's go.
11:26But...
11:34Oh.
12:01Daniel.
12:02At the end.
12:03Excuse me.
12:32But I thought you...
12:35Anyway, let it go.
12:37Whatever it was,
12:38it was in my head.
12:40And I misunderstood.
12:42So, forget it.
12:44What should I forget?
12:45That kiss in your kitchen.
12:48I don't even remember.
12:50I don't think it was that good.
12:54Not at all.
12:55It's worth forgetting.
12:58So, I forgot.
12:59We become the same neighbors
13:01and we never kissed.
13:02Yes, like before.
13:13In London, Rome, and New York,
13:15a crowd gathered
13:16and saw Tilda Swinton sleeping in a box.
13:19Why?
13:21Because she can make anything interesting.
13:23Yes.
13:25But also because
13:26seeing someone sleeping makes you unconscious.
13:30We see our children sleeping.
13:32We see our lovers sleeping.
13:35And now,
13:37when the Parisians
13:39go window shopping at the Champs Elysees,
13:42they'll see two beautiful models
13:44sleeping on a luxurious Hastings bed all day.
13:48It'll be a little bold,
13:49a little intoxicating.
13:54It's good,
13:55but not very good.
13:57It feels like I've seen it somewhere before.
13:59Do you have any other ideas?
14:01The Eiffel Tower on the bed.
14:03No.
14:09May I?
14:11Who's going to stop you?
14:13Our dreams take us to the magical world
14:15that we see in films, music, and art.
14:19But dreams only come when we're in deep sleep.
14:22The quality of the Hastings beds
14:24show us our best dreams.
14:26But why are those dreams only in the bedroom?
14:28Why can't they be under the stars?
14:30You can't sleep anywhere on a Hastings bed.
14:33We should use social media
14:35to get people to sleep with us.
14:38We'll post the bed on Instagram
14:40at places like
14:42Jardin de Luxembourg, the Louvre.
14:44And then we'll post pictures of real people,
14:47not just models.
14:48We'll show them our dreams.
14:50All thanks to Hastings.
14:54We can put the bed under the Eiffel Tower.
14:57High five?
14:58No.
15:06I'm glad you came to our event, Emily.
15:11An influencer like you is the best.
15:14You don't realize how much it affects others.
15:17Well, you know, I love Duet.
15:18I do.
15:22What do you think?
15:24Oh.
15:26No.
15:27No, no, no.
15:28I'm... I'm...
15:29I'm sorry, Olivia.
15:30But I...
15:31I can't be your brand ambassador.
15:33You have a contract with someone else?
15:35Yes.
15:36Just...
15:37Something like that.
15:39I came to the event
15:41to meet you for lunch.
15:44I'm a marketing executive in Savoie.
15:46And I think you should come back.
15:49Savoie?
15:50Hmm?
15:51You found a good way to meet me.
15:54And Duet will do well in marketing.
15:56I fired your agency.
15:58They're very expensive.
16:00Expensive?
16:01Yes.
16:02But they do a good job.
16:05And it's different now.
16:07I work there.
16:09And Sylvie Guetta?
16:11Yes, that too.
16:13So there's not much difference.
16:15The influencers who came to the event
16:17don't care about your brand.
16:19I respect what they do.
16:21But they promote themselves more
16:23than any other brand.
16:25We can promote Duet more creatively
16:27than they can ever imagine.
16:29You're wrong, Emily.
16:31You'll be more successful as an influencer.
16:35Look, I...
16:37I'm not an influencer.
16:39Well, it's clear that you're under the influence of this city.
16:43It's the influence of Paris.
16:45That's why your followers are increasing.
16:48We won't give our marketing to anyone else.
16:51But it was nice meeting you.
16:55Take care, Emily.
16:57Sylvie won't.
17:05Emily!
17:06Yes?
17:08Is this the American way
17:10to talk big and then disappear?
17:12Excuse me?
17:14Klaha from Hastings likes your outdoor bed idea.
17:18And she wants a bed in the Louvre.
17:20Go and find a place for her under Mona Lisa.
17:24Good luck.
17:25We'll think about it.
17:27But the news is good.
17:29Good?
17:30Because you're already busy.
17:32She invited me as an influencer.
17:35And you went there.
17:37I want to bring her back.
17:39Who told you we want her back?
17:41She's working with people like you.
17:43What do we need her for?
17:45People hire Savoy to raise standards,
17:47not to lower them.
17:50I don't care what you do.
17:52You're the enemy of luxury.
17:54Because luxury is expressed
17:56by style and class,
17:58not by Emily in Paris.
18:00Your social media is a problem for us.
18:03Maybe you don't understand its value.
18:05I do.
18:06You worked for Duver for free.
18:08Is it right for those brands
18:10to pay us to work?
18:13Okay, so what do you want me to do?
18:16Delete the account.
18:18Huh?
18:28That's forced.
18:29I know.
18:30She can't force you to delete it.
18:32Talk to your dad's lawyer.
18:34My dad doesn't have a lawyer.
18:36He sells dogs.
18:37Then you'll have to delete it.
18:39I'll do it.
18:41Oh, the piece of pancake that fell.
18:43Hashtag piece of chicken.
18:46I don't understand what I am
18:48without Emily in Paris.
18:50Ask Kameez.
18:51He likes all your posts.
18:53Oh, I know.
18:54He's the best and the coolest
18:57French guy here.
19:00I thought he was Gabriel.
19:02No, he's the hottest guy.
19:04I can't delete him.
19:06But I can delete my Instagram account.
19:11So, one last story.
19:13One last story?
19:14I'll tell you a good one.
19:16Go ahead.
19:43Ah!
19:44Ah!
19:45Ah!
19:46Ah!
19:51Thank God.
19:52And after waiting for an hour and a half,
19:55he sent my call permit to the department.
19:58And just said,
19:59Pas possible.
20:01Pas possible.
20:02Pas possible.
20:03Pas possible.
20:05Everything here is pas possible.
20:07French's favorite word.
20:09They say,
20:10if someone is allowed to sleep in Louvre,
20:13it's only Beyonce.
20:16Duh!
20:17Beyonce's value is much higher than Mona Lisa.
20:23I thought you'd like this.
20:25This street is called the most beautiful street.
20:29And it's called in French,
20:31Rouelle qui va au bout.
20:35It's perfect.
20:37It's perfect.
20:39One last story?
20:41Let's do it.
20:43One last story.
20:45Come on.
20:57You're late today.
20:59You're late too.
21:01You're late today.
21:03You're late too.
21:04I just closed the restaurant.
21:065213.
21:07Press the upside down triangle.
21:10You first.
21:11No, please.
21:12Ladies first.
21:13No, you first.
21:15Okay.
21:32Only you didn't do it.
21:41I felt it too.
21:47Good night, Gabriel.
21:57Yes, of course.
22:00Yes, of course.
22:04Emily, give me your phone.
22:06Yes.
22:07Show me the picture of your last post.
22:09I deleted the account because you told me to.
22:11Then start again.
22:12But you told me to...
22:14Okay.
22:17Oh, this is Place de l'État, right?
22:19Yes, but why are you asking?
22:21Klaaha, that Haston bitch,
22:23just told me to put the bed there.
22:26This is...
22:27I didn't finish.
22:28She wants you to post from there.
22:30Why me?
22:31Ever since you came here,
22:33I've been asking myself the same question.
22:35Maybe because there's a crowd there
22:37and to get your followers to post from there,
22:39you got the inspiration.
22:41Wow.
22:42Sure.
22:43But for that,
22:44I'll have to turn on my Instagram account.
22:46Yes, now you've become an influencer.
22:48But only for our clients.
22:50Understood?
22:52We're both in the same team.
22:54Yes, of course.
22:59Okay.
23:05Emily.
23:06Oh, Salu.
23:07Come.
23:29Emily,
23:30your French is getting better.
23:31Yes, because now I have French friends.
23:33Yes, by the way,
23:35I liked your call.
23:37That night,
23:38when you left,
23:39you looked a little worried.
23:41It's because of Gabriel, right?
23:44I... I didn't understand.
23:46I know that he must have
23:48seemed a little rude to you, right?
23:50But give him some time.
23:52You two will become friends.
23:55If you say so...
23:57I'm very happy that you're his neighbor.
24:00I hope the three of us will be good friends.
24:03Sure.
24:04So, would you like to sleep with me the day after tomorrow?
24:06Hmm.
24:07Good deeds and questions?
24:11Okay.
24:13Cheers.
24:14Cheers.
24:16It's so comfortable.
24:27Good night.
24:28Good night.
24:57Good night.
25:57You
26:27you