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00:00Good morning.
00:29Good morning, Paris.
00:31Hi, Chicago.
00:32What time is it there?
00:33It's 1 o'clock at night, but I'm feeling nauseous,
00:35I have a pain in my boobs, and I can't sleep because of the acidity.
00:38Look at this, you'll fall asleep as soon as you see it.
00:41Uh, by the way, where are you?
00:44Jogging, on the edge of the sand.
00:45Oh, it's so beautiful.
00:47You're living my life, I just don't jog.
00:51And how did Doug find it?
00:52Uh, Doug actually didn't come here.
00:57We broke up.
00:58What?
01:00So you're single?
01:01In Paris?
01:02All alone.
01:04Now I'm even more jealous.
01:05Your life is full of croissants and sex.
01:08So far, only croissants.
01:10So how are the people at the Paris office?
01:12Oh, everyone is very nice.
01:14Uh, I don't have any problems.
01:16Wonderful, I'm sending you our office order list from the Chicago office
01:19so that you can explain to them how we work.
01:21Great, they'll be very happy to understand our way, especially me.
01:25Excuse me, ma'am, one massage.
01:27Yes, yes, no problem.
01:31Emily, Emily, the man behind you is standing with his zip open.
01:35Emily?
01:35Oh my God!
01:36Pardon?
01:37Uh, no, sorry, it's my fault.
01:39You're peeing and you're in the right place.
01:42Au revoir, monsieur.
01:43Have a nice day.
01:57The artistic flow,
02:00you'll willingly let yourself be worn
02:04by your pose of remorse.
02:07When you know a little bit
02:10you apply the rules.
02:12It didn't take me long.
02:14It's so cool to be a great loser.
02:18What? Oh my God! Oh my God! No!
02:42Madam! Madam! The shower in my apartment has suddenly stopped.
02:45The shower in my apartment has suddenly stopped.
02:48Why are you dressed like that? Do you think it's carnival?
02:51Shower! Come and check!
02:54I don't understand. I don't have a mail for you.
02:57Can you do something?
03:00Oh, hi! Hi, good morning!
03:02Can you please tell her that there's no water in my shower?
03:06She said she drank water in her shower.
03:08Yeah, and last week it was a fuse.
03:10Why is she breaking everything like that? Can you tell me why she's breaking everything?
03:13She's asking you what you did.
03:15Nothing! Nothing! I was just taking a shower.
03:19By the way, there are a lot of water problems in this building.
03:22The pipes here are 500 years old. At least.
03:25She's starting to tire me out. She's duplicating the lines with problems.
03:28What did she say?
03:29Uh, she'll call Plum.
03:31And what should I do until then?
03:32Hey, in the meantime, the bidet.
03:35I understand that.
03:43Le verbe aimer.
03:49J'aime le café.
03:53J'aime le thé.
03:57J'aime le sport.
04:00J'aime les bottines.
04:04J'aime la danse.
04:07Et j'aime Paris.
04:11Bye, everyone.
04:13Jacqueline?
04:14Hi, Emily.
04:15Um, I was wondering what I should do to get an office full of French people to hire me.
04:20You? You work in an office full of French people?
04:23Oui.
04:24Wow, then it must be very strange.
04:27I can explain everything to you.
04:29Why don't we go out and have a drink or coffee?
04:32Oui, bien sûr.
04:33I charge 50 euros for every hour outside the class.
04:36Oh, bon.
04:38Then we'll leave it.
04:39As you wish.
04:40Have a good week.
04:45Bonjour, Sylvie.
04:47Ah, bonjour.
04:48J'aime les bottines.
04:50Merci.
04:52Why are you smiling like that?
04:54I'm smiling and saying bonjour.
04:56The weather in Paris is very nice today.
04:59What's there to be so happy about?
05:01Today is a very big day.
05:03Delors is going to have a very important commercial shoot.
05:05And if you keep smiling like that, everyone will think you're crazy.
05:08Okay.
05:09Then I won't smile.
05:11If there's a reason, smile.
05:13Is there any good news?
05:15Well, I broke up with my boyfriend.
05:17And because of old pipes, there was no water in the shower in the morning.
05:20And I had to wash my hair with toilet water.
05:23But...
05:25Sylvie.
05:27Oh.
05:28Then do this.
05:30Post this on your Instagram too.
05:32Hashtag bad hair day.
05:41Excuse me.
05:42What did you send me? Can I ask you?
05:44Oh, this list came from our Chicago office.
05:46Some rules and regulations of the office.
05:48Okay.
05:49Now what rules do we have to follow?
05:51We always have to maintain a positive attitude.
05:54It's important to be on time.
05:56We have to praise everyone.
05:58And bad things alone.
05:59And romance will not work at work.
06:02And it is also written that we are a team.
06:04And there is no one in the team.
06:06But in French, the team is called an équipe.
06:08And there is an I in an équipe.
06:10Anyway, now it's good if you don't get confused in words.
06:12Emotions are more important in the world.
06:14You want to erase our personality.
06:20Well done, Emily.
06:22Let's go.
06:28Look, I want to find a solution to the problem.
06:30I don't want to increase them.
06:31Then you speak less and listen more.
06:34This is a very important shoot.
06:36I will shoot behind the scenes for the US social media.
06:39Because I want Delore to meet more followers.
06:43What is the need to tell?
06:45You have come to do this.
06:46Antoine.
06:47Hello.
06:49Emily.
06:50It's good to meet you again.
06:53Bonjour.
06:54I am Trey Exite.
06:57Exite?
06:58Really?
07:00Exite doesn't mean excited.
07:02It means turned on.
07:04Oh.
07:05I didn't mean that.
07:07This poor girl has a bad day today.
07:09So she washed her hair with toilet water.
07:19Did Sylvie tell you about the shoot?
07:21No, she didn't.
07:22The camera will follow a beautiful and stylish model.
07:25As soon as she crosses the bridge,
07:27she will become the dream of every man.
07:30Our tagline is a beautiful dream.
07:33I feel like I'm seeing a dream.
07:35The view is so beautiful.
07:37Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
07:40Just make sure you don't see the selfie stick tourists in the ad.
07:43I'm going to shoot something for social media.
07:46Bonjour.
07:47Je suis Emily Savoir.
07:49I don't know French.
07:51Me neither.
07:52Okay, good.
07:53If I ask you a few questions,
07:55you won't mind, right?
07:57Okay.
07:58Where are you from?
07:59From Serbia.
08:00And what is your most beautiful dream?
08:03A private jet.
08:05Okay.
08:06Excuse me, ma'am.
08:07Our shot is ready.
08:12No pictures.
08:16Oh, merci beaucoup.
08:24Coupe!
08:27So, how was it?
08:28J'adore.
08:30Emily?
08:32Well, I didn't know she was naked.
08:36She's not naked.
08:37She's wearing perfume.
08:39It's very sexy, right?
08:41Sexy or humiliating women?
08:43Humiliating women?
08:44Humiliating women?
08:45I don't understand.
08:46Whose dream is this?
08:48A man's or a woman's?
08:51A woman's, of course.
08:53She wants to be a man's dream.
08:55But men will keep staring.
08:57Oh, mon dieu.
08:58No.
08:59Men won't stare.
09:00They will look.
09:01I don't think American women will like this idea.
09:04Why? What's the problem?
09:06Explain it to me.
09:07I want to know.
09:08On my way to Cebu Pre.
09:11Bon appétit.
09:16Merci.
09:18So, tell me.
09:20What's wrong with men staring?
09:23A woman is an object for men.
09:25Men have power.
09:26No, she has power.
09:28She's beautiful.
09:29And she's powerful without clothes.
09:31Can she be powerful with clothes?
09:34We've seen the world of dreams.
09:36This is what happens in France.
09:39No, she won't understand.
09:41I'm afraid the Americans will misunderstand.
09:43This could have a negative impact on the current situation.
09:47What situation are you talking about?
09:49Is this Me Too?
09:50Balance the power.
09:52Excuse me?
09:53In French, this is called Me Too.
09:55It's the name of a pig.
09:56So, you understand, right?
09:58I'm a woman, not a feminist.
10:01But whatever it is,
10:02her dream is to travel without clothes
10:05and get the attention of all men.
10:07Maybe this isn't your dream, Emily,
10:09but it is hers.
10:11We should pay attention to women's change of thinking.
10:14I'm saying this for the good of the brand.
10:16And it's good for us to stay away from such nonsense.
10:19It's not an insult to be someone's dream.
10:22In fact, it's the opposite.
10:24It's a sign of respect.
10:26Men praise women with their eyes.
10:29I'm sure you must have seen a man
10:31staring without a blink of an eye.
10:33Yes, I have.
10:35So, it's clear.
10:36This girl has the same dream.
10:38Everyone has their own way of thinking.
10:42Voilà .
10:47So, you were saying
10:48you wanted to find a solution to the problem.
11:06No.
11:07What do you mean, no?
11:08Impossible.
11:09But why is it impossible?
11:10Because I don't have the right pieces.
11:14I have to buy a new one.
11:15No, wait.
11:16Wait a minute.
11:17Silver play.
11:23Hi, please come and talk to my plumber.
11:25It's an emergency.
11:26Good morning, Gabriel.
11:27What were you doing?
11:28Good morning, Gabriel.
11:29What were you doing?
11:30I was sleeping.
11:31Thank you for asking.
11:32I was having a good dream.
11:33An American girl knocked on my door
11:35and woke me up.
11:36Am I still dreaming?
11:38It's true.
11:39It's not a dream.
11:40Don't let her go until the shower is clean.
11:42What's the problem?
11:43I don't understand.
11:44Just to explain,
11:45the problem is that
11:46this is old,
11:47and this is new.
11:48And the piece that connects
11:49the old and the new
11:50is a fixation.
11:51A fixation means
11:52I have to call a friend.
11:53It can take four hours.
11:54I don't even know if he'll find the piece.
11:55So, it can take four hours.
11:56We have time for a breakfast,
11:57coffee, croissant,
11:58whatever you want.
11:59And then, if the piece arrives,
12:00if the piece arrives,
12:01maybe I can fix it.
12:02Maybe I can fix it.
12:05What did he say?
12:07He wants coffee
12:08and croissant.
12:12What happened is that
12:13I started in the South.
12:14I went left and right,
12:15but I didn't know
12:16where I was.
12:17I didn't know anything.
12:18It was crazy.
12:19What is he saying?
12:20Oh,
12:21we're talking about the day
12:22when France won
12:23the Football World Cup.
12:25That day,
12:26there was no place
12:27to walk on the street.
12:28Okay,
12:29but will you tell me
12:30when the shower will be clean?
12:31But,
12:32if we don't get it soon,
12:33it can take a few days
12:34or a few weeks.
12:35I don't know.
12:39Goodbye.
12:40But,
12:41what will I do until then?
12:42Use the mirror.
12:59Thank you for the shower.
13:00La douche.
13:01What?
13:02In French,
13:03a shower is called a douche.
13:04Oh,
13:05okay.
13:06Very good.
13:08Your shower.
13:17So,
13:18how do you invite someone
13:19to a party?
13:20You start.
13:22Will you accompany me
13:24to the party
13:25at Jean-Jacques's?
13:28I will come
13:29with pleasure.
13:34Will you accompany me
13:35to the party
13:36at Jean-Jacques's?
13:40He didn't invite me.
13:42Don't be sad.
13:44He only invites
13:45his close friends.
13:47Voilà .
13:49And it went like...
13:59Your useless questions
14:00wasted our time
14:01and money
14:02at the shoot yesterday.
14:03Bonjour, Sylvie.
14:04Antoine is coming
14:05to show an ad film today.
14:06So, please,
14:07keep your mouth shut.
14:08Do you really not agree
14:09with me?
14:10Not at all?
14:12I don't judge people
14:13by small things, Emily.
14:15This is American style.
14:17That's why I came here.
14:19To tell you
14:20American ideas.
14:21You're not telling us,
14:22you're teaching us.
14:23I don't want everyone
14:24to think that
14:25we teach wrong things
14:26to women.
14:27To be honest,
14:28I'm worried about Antoine.
14:29Leave Antoine to me.
14:53Can you tell me
14:54who put this on my desk?
14:55I didn't put it
14:56because I can't
14:57turn to the left.
15:02I'm going to have lunch
15:03and I'll also have
15:04a glass of wine.
15:06It's only 11 o'clock.
15:07Well, Sylvie!
15:12It's important
15:13to always have
15:14a positive attitude.
15:15It's wrong to romance
15:16at work.
15:17You told French people
15:18all this?
15:19They'll hate you.
15:20No, not just that.
15:21They don't agree
15:22with anything I say.
15:24French people are like that.
15:25They don't agree
15:26with everything I say.
15:27But everyone agreed
15:28with what I said.
15:29They liked me.
15:30And that's my strength.
15:31But these French people
15:32want to eat you.
15:33Exactly.
15:34I can understand.
15:35I'm drinking for the first time.
15:36It's okay.
15:37It's sans serre.
15:38Breakfast is fine.
15:39You know, even in French class
15:40this morning,
15:41Jean Jacques didn't
15:42invite me to his party.
15:43He's a disgusting man.
15:44No, I mean
15:45he's not a real person.
15:46But still.
15:47Can I give you
15:48a good news?
15:49DuPont is going
15:50to the farmhouse
15:51with his kids.
15:52So I'll throw
15:53a birthday party
15:54for him.
15:55I won't ask him.
15:56Oh, and you
15:57bring Sylvie too.
15:58Should I make something?
15:59No, no.
16:00I'll take care of everything.
16:25This doesn't make
16:26any sense.
16:27This is a perfume ad.
16:28It doesn't make
16:29any sense, Emily.
16:34So what do you think?
16:35Sexy or low?
16:37I think it's very sexy.
16:39I'm asking Emily.
16:42I don't think
16:43it's necessary.
16:44It's the customers'
16:45decision that matters.
16:46So why don't we
16:47let them decide?
16:48Let's post the ad
16:49on Twitter with a poll.
16:50Sexy or low?
16:52People will tell us
16:53what they think.
16:54So let the world decide
16:55and make it
16:56part of your campaign.
16:58Sexy or low?
17:00Or both?
17:03It can be controversial.
17:08But it's a good idea.
17:12Let's smile this time.
17:14You got a reason.
17:22Oui?
17:23Any other suggestions?
17:25No.
17:26I want to invite you.
17:27My friend has
17:28booked a dinner for me.
17:29I'm sorry.
17:30I'm busy.
17:31I didn't say
17:32when.
17:33Oh.
17:34Oops.
17:37I know you
17:38don't like me.
17:39But when you
17:40find out,
17:41you'll like me.
17:42But I don't
17:43want to know.
17:44Okay.
17:45Fine.
17:46You can go.
17:50Can I ask why?
17:53Look.
17:55First, you came to Paris.
17:57Straight to my office.
17:59You didn't even think
18:00it was necessary to learn
18:01the language.
18:02This city is an amusement
18:03park for you.
18:04And after a year
18:05of eating and enjoying
18:06sex here and
18:07learning a little French,
18:09you'll leave.
18:12So,
18:13we'll work together.
18:15But friend,
18:16we'll never be friends.
18:19It's 8 o'clock tonight.
18:22I'll email you the address.
18:38Ah!
18:39Our special guest!
18:40What's up?
18:41You look great.
18:43Everyone, everyone, everyone.
18:45This is Emily.
18:46You said
18:47only a few people
18:48would come.
18:49Emily is from Chicago.
18:51She's working
18:52in a marketing agency
18:53in Paris.
18:59Louise,
19:00go get a drink.
19:01I'll be right back.
19:03So,
19:04hi.
19:05Hi.
19:06How did you like Paris?
19:07I really
19:08liked it.
19:09Really?
19:10Oh, really?
19:11She said,
19:12I could forget her.
19:13She said,
19:14I could forget her.
19:15Isn't it great?
19:16No,
19:17I think I'm in love.
19:18It's over.
19:19No.
19:20But I'm really into my job.
19:21That's great.
19:22Yeah, it's great.
19:23And...
19:42I'm sorry,
19:43I'm late.
19:45Sorry,
19:46I'm American.
19:47Oh.
19:48Emily.
19:49Fabian.
19:53It's beautiful,
19:54isn't it?
19:55Yes.
19:57It's beautiful.
20:00Where are you from?
20:01Chicago.
20:03Chicago?
20:04Are you here to hang out?
20:05No,
20:06I'm here to work.
20:07Ah.
20:08Travis, Travis.
20:11And,
20:12your Travis?
20:13Yes.
20:15I'm
20:17French.
20:18Oh,
20:19very good.
20:21No,
20:22I speak in Batim.
20:24Sorry,
20:25I can't make you understand.
20:26No,
20:27sorry,
20:28my French is not good.
20:31You laugh well.
20:35I like your...
20:39Tattoo.
20:41Tattoo.
20:43Tattoo.
20:50I like...
20:51the moon.
20:52The moon.
20:54I like...
20:56the pavé.
20:57This stone.
21:01I like...
21:02the oysters.
21:03Oysters.
21:07And I like...
21:09the liver.
21:11My...
21:12lips.
21:14I like...
21:15your eyes.
21:19I like...
21:24my neck.
21:34And I like...
21:39I like American pussy.
21:41And I like...
21:42going home.
21:43Alone.
22:04Bonsoir.
22:07Are you here for my douche?
22:11No,
22:12I'm here for a drink.
22:14And to talk to someone.
22:19So, how do you like Paris so far?
22:21Why do people keep asking me the same question?
22:24It's a normal question.
22:25Okay,
22:26so here's my answer.
22:27I liked Paris,
22:28but maybe Paris doesn't like me.
22:30But it's okay.
22:31I've always wanted everyone to like me.
22:34Your goal is very small.
22:36Exactly.
22:38So,
22:39I won't even try.
22:40Okay,
22:41but there's a small problem.
22:42And what's that?
22:44I like you.
23:01Hi, Madeline.
23:02Don't you sleep?
23:03Not at all.
23:04I called to say that after the Twitter poll,
23:06a lot of people read your blogs and posts.
23:08BuzzFeed and Jezebel Media have shared the links.
23:11Fantastic.
23:12But...
23:13A lot of people didn't like it.
23:14Did you send me here to promote the brand or to like it?
23:17Honey, you can do both.
23:19Now that you're single,
23:20find a French D for yourself.
23:24Actually,
23:25I'm going to look for that right now.
23:27Very good.
23:28Bye-bye.
23:29So,
23:30it's not that it's bad,
23:31it's just that we don't see it.
23:32Well, I don't see it.
23:33I brought you a gift.
23:35Just like you.
23:44Thank you!
23:49Eat.
24:06We have a meeting.
24:08For the Renault account.
24:10It started five minutes ago.
24:12I'll be right there.
24:14Who sent this?
24:15No one.
24:16Just a friend.
24:35I'll be right there.
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24:37No one.
24:38Just a friend.
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