Band Baaja Baaraat (Part-5)
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00:00Ms. Asma. Yes, I'm meeting her.
00:03Yes, 12 o'clock sharp.
00:06Okay, see you.
00:22Asma is a nice girl.
00:24She has chosen a place and is giving a meeting.
00:26She's a little crazy.
00:31It's such a nice atmosphere, isn't it?
00:36Listen, I'll do the meeting.
00:38You go and set the atmosphere.
00:40Really?
00:42Shall I go?
00:43Excuse me, congratulations on your wedding.
00:46Asma Zafar.
00:47Pintu.
00:48Congratulations on your wedding.
00:50Congratulations on your wedding.
00:53It's a good idea.
00:56But we don't have lavender.
00:59We have lavender.
01:00And it will look like lavender.
01:02Don't reject my design.
01:06Too much sober.
01:08People don't come to congratulate on their wedding for soberness.
01:10They come for a drink.
01:11Janakpuri is a bar for a drink.
01:14This is a high class party.
01:16I'm a bar in Janakpuri.
01:18I only know how to drink.
01:20You're London America's high class.
01:22But keep your low-high to yourself.
01:25There are only five days left for the henna.
01:26Do what the wedding celebrants are famous for.
01:28Don't ruin your taste buds.
01:39Shall I put some soy sauce in your noodles?
01:42I'll eat it at home.
01:45Couldn't you say that when I was ordering?
01:48You asked me before ordering.
01:49I'm standing here and I'm telling you.
01:51Two Manchurian, one veg, one chicken.
01:52Two noodles, one veg, one chicken.
01:53I'm focused on work and not on your nonsense.
01:55Go away.
01:56I don't have time for you and me.
01:59I've mailed Rajinder the menu.
02:00Give this design to Maksim.
02:02I'll go straight to my side from tomorrow.
02:04It would be better if I could reach there on time.
02:05Kaling.
02:07Shruti, stop.
02:09Shruti, have you gone mad?
02:11If you keep walking like this, I'll leave you.
02:11Leave me.
02:15If you don't know everything, then don't go.
02:16You're always talking nonsense.
02:21Go away.
02:23Let's go.
02:29In the name of God, the most gracious, the most merciful.
02:32All praise is due to God.
02:34All praise is due to God.
02:35We praise Him, we seek His help, we seek His forgiveness,
02:38we believe in Him and we put our trust in Him.
02:41Here, Qazi sahib.
02:42Please read the Nikah.
02:45Say, in the name of God.
02:49Jafar Khan.
02:51Mic.
02:52No sound. Mic, please.
02:54Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
02:56What happened?
02:58There's something wrong there.
02:59Right? Yes.
03:01Where does he get so much attention?
03:03If you can't solve the problem, then don't talk nonsense.
03:05Sound is your department.
03:17Start.
03:18Jafar Khan, look at the sky.
03:20Shruti, I've told you a hundred times.
03:23Do all the tests.
03:24You guys do all the work and I get embarrassed.
03:27Yes, that is acceptable.
03:30Yes!
03:32I can not go.
03:33I am going to go.
03:35I am going to go.
03:36Oh, my God!
03:37Oh, my God!
03:39Oh, my God!
03:40Oh, my God!
03:41Both the women have taken off their clothes.
03:43Come on, clap your hands.
03:46No.
03:50Both the women have taken off their clothes.
03:51Shetty! Shetty, you got it!
03:55Come on!
03:58Come on, guys!
03:59Bittu.
04:00If I die, I won't dance with you.
04:02Dance for the happiness of the client.
04:04Shut up.
04:22Shetty!
04:23Shetty!
04:24Shetty!
04:25Shetty!
04:26Shetty!
04:27Shetty!
04:28Shetty!
04:29Shetty!
04:30Shetty!
04:31Shetty!
04:32Shetty!
04:33Shetty!
04:34Shetty!
04:35Shetty!
04:36Shetty!
04:37Shetty!
04:38Shetty!
04:39Shetty!
04:40Shetty!
04:41Shetty!
04:42Shetty!
04:43Shetty!
04:44Shetty!
04:45Shetty!
04:46Shetty!
04:47Shetty!
04:48Shetty!
04:49Shetty!
04:50Shetty!
04:51Shetty!
04:52Shetty!
04:53Shetty!
04:54Shetty!
04:55Shetty!
04:56Shetty!
04:57Shetty!
04:58Shetty!
04:59Shetty!
05:00Shetty!
05:01Shetty!
05:02Shetty!
05:03Shetty!
05:04Shetty!
05:05money.
05:06money.
05:07money.
05:08cash.
05:09cash.
05:10Cash.
05:11No cash.
05:12How much money?
05:13How much money what happened,look here.
05:15This?
05:16Get all ten hands.
05:17Despite being the guy here,chuck out just one.
05:19Come on, boys.
05:25I've left home and I'm still alone.
05:33Don't come back from tomorrow.
05:34Yes, don't come.
05:36Office.
05:37You come, I'll stay in the office.
05:40Pack your bags.
05:41I'll be there at 10 tomorrow.
05:42I'll vacate the room by then.
05:43What are you blabbering about?
05:44What are you guys looking at?
05:49Bittu, the partnership is over.
05:50What?
05:53Now that we've worked together,
05:55my wedding will be a celebration and the wedding will be a disaster.
05:57My wedding?
05:58How long have you been single?
06:00Don't shout.
06:01The idea of the celebration was mine.
06:02My hard work.
06:03You'll have to pay for it.
06:05Break the partnership and I'll take you to court.
06:07There's no divorce that the court can do.
06:09They'll split the money equally.
06:11That's it. Final.
06:13Why are you beating him up for no reason?
06:17Think with a cool head.
06:19What did you say?
06:21I can't.
06:24Oh.
06:26So, that's what it is.
06:28Why should I call off the wedding?
06:30It's my mistake.
06:32You said, let me rest.
06:33I thought, she's tired, let her rest.
06:36How would I know...
06:37You!
06:39Go to your father in Saharanpur.
06:41You want to earn money, right?
06:42Do some other business.
06:44Your father invested money in Munna's business.
06:46And if you don't do it, I'll chop you into pieces.
06:49But you're here to celebrate the wedding.
06:52I see.
06:53I'm Munna. I'll run to my father.
06:55Is this what you think of me?
06:57I'll think what you think.
06:58Everything is clear today.
07:01It took you three years.
07:02I can't do anything on my own.
07:04I've never seen you like this.
07:05I'll celebrate my wedding.
07:06A hundred times better than you.
07:08Let's go, brother. He's crazy.
07:12To hell with your partnership!
07:14To hell with you!
07:17Move!
07:32What's going on?
07:36What happened?
07:37Don't ask.
07:39Are you partying?
07:44Who is going to marry me?
07:48Where are they?
07:50Where are these two?
07:53Here are your coins.
07:54Shruti has given money to madam.
07:57Now you will buy the car.
07:58I'll buy it.
08:00Shall I buy the helmet?
08:01You thief!
08:03You can't take her to celebrate her wedding.
08:08Take it!
08:09No, I don't want to take it.
08:13You dog!
08:14You idiot!
08:15How did you come to my life?
08:16You ruined everything!
08:19Good morning, madam.
08:20What is it?
08:21I was talking about my wedding.
08:22Discount.
08:23I had called you.
08:24Come tomorrow morning.
08:25Tomorrow morning?
08:26Okay.
08:27Leave this scoundrel.
08:28Come with me.
08:29I will give you the best deal.
08:30He will fool you.
08:31Do you want tea or coffee?
08:32We have cold drinks.
08:33Cold drinks?
08:34Leave it.
08:35We will have beer.
08:36But I taught him.
08:37Don't get involved with him.
08:38He will throw you out on the floor.
08:39What are you doing?
08:40Hey!
08:41Stop it!
08:42You have stopped getting married.
08:43Start getting divorced.
08:44You play with people's emotions.
08:45I wanted to get married.
08:46To your mother.
08:47Tarangpuri!
08:48Buy a ticket to go to your father's house.
08:49And practice cutting.
08:50I will make the whole of Delhi a Saranpur.
08:51You just wait and watch.
08:52What did you say?
08:53Idiot!
08:54I will kill you.
08:55I will kill you.
08:56I will kill you.
08:57I will kill you.
08:58I will kill you.
08:59I will kill you.
09:00I will kill you.
09:01I will kill you.
09:02I will kill you.
09:03I will kill you.
09:04I will kill you.
09:06Move aside.
09:07I am going to do a heavy business here.
09:09I am going to get married off of my daughters.
09:12Delhi's every girl is going to get married here.
09:15And even next year...
09:17even big malls are blowing.
09:20What is the name of the company?
09:22Real Wedding Congratulations.
09:23No, man.
09:24Hey! I am an actual fake cuckoo.
09:25I am real.
09:28Wedding Congratulations Part Two.
09:32Return of Marriage Congratulations.
09:34of Shadi Mubarak.
09:39Shadi Mubarak Dhwiti.
09:42He's gone mad.
09:43Keep it Happy Wedding.
09:45Full English.
09:49Do it.
09:50Happy Wedding for sure.
09:53Hello, Shadi Mubarak.
09:54I mean...
09:56Happy Wedding.
09:57There are two partners in Shadi Mubarak, right?
09:59Not partner.
10:00He was my assistant.
10:01I fired him.
10:02He was a leech.
10:03Happy Wedding?
10:05But your company's name is...
10:08Don't say the name.
10:09It's cursed.
10:10Your child's marriage will be ruined.
10:12If I fired him,
10:13then go and start your own company.
10:14Kill the client.
10:16You didn't approach any Happy Wedding, did you?
10:19I don't even want to.
10:20It's that same leech's company.
10:22We understand everything.
10:23We used to work together.
10:24Just for the name.
10:25I used to do all the work.
10:27All the ideas were mine.
10:28Execution was mine.
10:29Whose name?
10:30Na...
10:31Na...
10:32Don't even say his name.
10:33It's cursed.
10:34Your child's marriage will be ruined.
10:38Shruti madam,
10:39your contract is for the 21st.
10:41And it's the same date.
10:43What do we do now?
10:47Don't worry.
10:48First, have some sweets from my first contract.
10:52I'll give you 50 lakhs.
10:53Your 40 lakhs.
10:54Santy,
10:55your 20 lakhs.
10:56I've doubled everyone's payment.
10:57Come on, book me.
10:5855,
10:5945,
11:0040,
11:0125.
11:0260,
11:0350,
11:0430.
11:0565,
11:0650...
11:07Wait a minute.
11:08No one will fight in my office,
11:09or I'll kill each one of you.
11:11Listen to me,
11:12the three of us have decided
11:14that we won't work with you
11:16as long as you stay separate.
11:17That's right.
11:19Yes.
11:21If you work together...
11:22Then forget it.
11:23I'll give you 65 lakhs for the last offer.
11:24I'll pay you in advance.
11:26All of it.
11:27Are you leaving?
11:28Yes.
11:29We're leaving.
11:31There's no shortage of vendors in the market.
11:47The crime rate is increasing.
11:49What do you say, Mr. Maqsood?
11:50Both of them are very stubborn.
11:52Dude,
11:53they should make love,
11:54not war.
11:56That's it.
11:57Keep it here.
11:58Here.
11:59Hey!
12:00The pole is 20 meters away.
12:02Then tell me where to keep it.
12:03Look at the design.
12:04Tell me where to keep it.
12:05If I keep looking at it,
12:06who will do my work?
12:07Don't make a mistake.
12:08Just tell me where to keep it.
12:09You don't know how to design.
12:10I'm not a designer.
12:11I don't do design work.
12:13I don't do anything.
12:16Will he go at this speed?
12:18Will he reach the top by tomorrow?
12:22Check the flowers' decoration.
12:23Tell Ms. Sutti to look at it.
12:25Who?
12:26Who?
12:29Will you tell her?
12:31No, I have to see it.
12:33All the guests are going to be there.
12:34He is busy with carpeting.
12:35There will be an experiment.
12:37Hurry up.
12:38I said earlier,
12:39he won't be able to do it.
12:40He won't be able to do it on time.
12:42I will deduct his money.
12:44How can I give him a cent?
12:45Where will I keep it?
12:46You don't know how to work.
12:48Why are you asking him to do it?
12:49He is a designer.
12:51He won't do it.
12:52He is not a designer.
12:53He is not a designer.
12:54He is not a designer.
12:55I don't want to talk to you anymore.
12:57What's going on here?
12:59Why do you want to talk to me?
13:01You've made me a fool.
13:03You've made me a fool.
13:05I'll kill you.
13:07I'll kill you.
13:09I'll kill you.
13:11I'll kill you.
13:13I'll kill you.
13:15I'll kill you.
13:17I'll kill you.
13:19I'll kill you.
13:21I'll kill you.
13:23I want to fix your wedding.
13:25I'll kill you.
13:29Sir, this half payment won't do.
13:31It's a contract.
13:33You pay me the full amount or I'll file a case.
13:35Call me if you need a lawyer.
13:37I'm my son, whose wedding you've spoiled.
13:39We're all lawyers.
13:41Good night.
13:53Good night.
14:23I don't want to die!
14:27It's a knife, son.
14:34Don't worry, son.
14:35More cars will come.
14:36Bigger than this one.
14:47Hello, hello!
14:48How will I get there if you keep me here?
14:51How will I get to the bank?
14:53How will I take the cheque book?
14:54How will I withdraw the money?
14:55How will I give it to you?
14:56Give me a place.
14:57Yes, yes, yes.
14:58Give me a place.
14:59Let me go to the bank.
15:11That's all for now.
15:13Give me some more time.
15:14I'll pay you the full amount.
15:15How will you pay me, madam?
15:16No one will work with you in the market
15:19Then how will you get a new contract?
15:21You didn't run away, did you?
15:23Have some faith.
15:28Okay, fine.
15:30But three months.
15:31Not more than that.
15:48Hello?
15:49Is this Shadi Mubarak's office?
15:52Who are you calling?
15:53I'm calling from Mr. DK Sidhwani's office.
15:55Can you come to our office now?
15:56Mr. Sidhwani wants to meet you.
15:58Which Sidhwani?
16:00Which office?
16:01I don't want to pay any Sidhwani.
16:05Mr. Sidhwani from Sidhwani Group.
16:07We have ten heritage hotels and resorts in Rajasthan.
16:10The biggest one is in Bikaner.
16:12Mr. Sidhwani's daughter is getting married.
16:14He wants Shadi Mubarak to plan the wedding.
16:17Can you come to our office for the meeting?
16:22Please wait here.
16:23I'll just come.
16:42Ma'am.
16:43Sir.
16:44Mr. Sidhwani is ready for you.
16:45This way.
17:08Oh, yes. Come.
17:11Good afternoon, sir.
17:12Afternoon.
17:14Good afternoon, sir.
17:15So, Shadi Mubarak.
17:16Yes, sir.
17:17Sir, myself. Happy wedding.
17:18I don't want a happy wedding.
17:20I want the original Shadi Mubarak.
17:21That's it.
17:26To cut a long story short.
17:28It's Preeti's wish.
17:29My daughter.
17:30She's getting married.
17:31I was going to call the best wedding planners from Italy, France, UK.
17:35But Preeti saw your work in Pankaj Sonia's wedding.
17:39That's it. I've decided.
17:40Bittu and Shruti will get me married.
17:44No worries, sir.
17:46I'll handle it on my own.
17:47There's no need for this.
17:49On your own?
17:52Do you have the entire file?
17:53Ever since you've started working on your own.
17:55Sometimes electrical failure.
17:57Sometimes security issues.
17:58Sometimes shortage of food.
18:01There can't be any failure in my daughter's wedding.
18:04Sir, there won't be a single failure in my planning.
18:07Bittu Sharma.
18:09Your disaster list for a happy wedding is even longer.
18:12Read it.
18:13No, thank you, sir.
18:17Okay.
18:19Frankly, if you two don't work together, it's better for me.
18:23Then I can call the world's best professionals.
18:26But for Preeti's sake,
18:28if you want the contract,
18:30then work together as Shadi Mubarak and take it.
18:33Or else...
18:42Sir.
18:43No.
18:44Thank you, Mr. Sardani.
18:45It was nice meeting you.
18:47Okay.
18:49Thank you, sir.
18:52Good.
18:54Buy that.
18:55Sir, I'll give you a 40% discount.
18:58Thank you, Mr. Bittu Sharma.
19:00Sir, 50?
19:01Thank you for your time.
19:0250%?
19:05Sir, this way please.
19:08You two are crazy.
19:09I'll die but I'll never work with him.
19:12You'll die anyway.
19:13I've only been able to convince your henchmen for three months,
19:16not for the rest of my life.
19:20After 90 days, your bones will be found in the gutters of Jangpur.
19:24Now tell me.
19:25Do you want to end the war with Mrs. Shruti or die in Jangpur?
19:30Idiot.
19:34Look, ma'am.
19:35You started your company from this lane.
19:37Now you're stuck in a well.
19:39And a pit.
19:41Forget the past.
19:42Shake hands and get out of this mess.
19:45Who taught you this?
19:48No, no.
19:49It was my idea.
19:51Yes.
19:52You can't think of any ideas.
19:57Let's go.
19:58Okay.
20:01But only for one wedding.
20:03Come to the office tomorrow at 8.
20:05Not your office.
20:06My office.
20:07Bittu.
20:09Which company does Sidhwani want to get married to?
20:13To Shadi Mubarak.
20:14So I'll have to work at Shadi Mubarak's office.
20:18Brother Maqsood.
20:24Idiot.