Pakistani Stage Darama (Part-1)
Pakistani Stage Darama (Part-1)
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00:00As-Salaam-Alaikum.
00:02As-Salaam-Alaikum.
00:04Oh, you've already arrived?
00:06Yes, we've arrived.
00:08Let me tell you,
00:10the people who are working here,
00:12how many people are needed here?
00:14Seven people.
00:16Seven thousand people have gathered here.
00:18Seven people have already arrived.
00:20Will you get a job here?
00:22No, I'm here to work.
00:24Oh, you're here to work?
00:26Yes, I'm here to work.
00:28You're here to work?
00:30Yes, I'm here to work.
00:32Oh, you're here to work?
00:34Yes, I'm here to work.
00:36What will you do?
00:38I've got a job for you.
00:40What?
00:42I've got a salary of two lakh rupees.
00:44What will you do?
00:46I'll climb the pole and
00:48throw the electric wire.
00:50I've got a salary of three lakh rupees a month.
00:52Really?
00:54Yes.
00:56You'll get a salary of one lakh rupees.
00:58What will you do?
01:00I've got a job for you.
01:02Really?
01:04You'll get a salary of one lakh rupees.
01:06What will you do?
01:08I've got a job for you.
01:10I've got a job for you.
01:12Can I ask you a question?
01:14Yes, go ahead.
01:16When a baby is about to be born,
01:18why do mothers sell beautiful pictures?
01:20So that the baby is born beautiful.
01:22Did your mother sell an open gutter?
01:24Sir,
01:26did you see the pole?
01:28Yes, I saw it.
01:32Do you see the rising sun?
01:34Yes, I do.
01:36Don't you see it when the house is closed?
01:38Where did you come from?
01:40I came at nine o'clock.
01:42Do you smoke?
01:44Yes, I do.
01:46I came at nine o'clock.
01:48He's here.
01:50How are you?
01:52I'm fine.
01:54No one can tell you that you're fit.
01:56You're already on the house.
01:58I've come to get a job.
02:00What are you doing here?
02:02Don't you recognize me?
02:04It's not your fault.
02:06Why?
02:08When I went to your house, you were sleeping.
02:10You came at night?
02:12I came four or five times.
02:14How are you?
02:16I'm fine.
02:18I came to tell you that
02:20I don't want to get a job.
02:22What?
02:24I don't want to get a job.
02:26I have a job,
02:28but I'm building a massage center.
02:30I see.
02:32I have a job, too.
02:34You're building a massage center?
02:36Yes.
02:38I want a job.
02:40I want a job.
02:42I want a job.
02:44I want a job.
02:46I'm a businessman.
02:48I see.
02:50I'm a businessman, too.
02:52I see.
02:54I'm an office worker.
02:56I'm building a new massage center.
02:58I need a good guy.
03:00I'll give you my number.
03:02It's said
03:04oil comes out when rain falls.
03:06That's great.
03:08Oil comes out when rain falls.
03:10Shahid Farid
03:12is his chrish.
03:14Shera, I went, he came. He came, I went.
03:19Tell me, how many times did I go and how many times did he go?
03:22Yes, yes.
03:23Okay, we'll come back again.
03:25Yes, sir.
03:26Give him the number.
03:27Give him the number.
03:28Brother, do you want to have a drink?
03:30Yes, I do.
03:30Do you have a pen?
03:32Brother.
03:33Yes, tell me.
03:35You're such a good man.
03:37I don't have a pen.
03:37Who are you?
03:38I don't have a pen.
03:41Brother, do you have a pen?
03:43I don't have a pen.
03:44I'll give it to you.
03:46Hey, Pappu.
04:08Okay, you have an employee at the massage center.
04:11Yes.
04:12What do you do for a living?
04:15I work. What else?
04:16What do you do for a living?
04:17I do everything. Tell me, what do you do for a living?
04:19Huh?
04:19No, no, listen to me.
04:20What?
04:21If I ask you, you'll kill me.
04:22What do you do for a living?
04:23I also get massages.
04:25Leave me alone. I'm going to take you home.
04:29I'll give you money.
04:31Then why don't you work?
04:32I don't do any work. I do everything.
04:33You have to do all the work. Clean up.
04:36I have to do all the cleaning.
04:38Then clean up properly.
04:40If you don't clean properly, you'll be embarrassed.
04:43Embarrassed?
04:44Yes, ma'am.
04:46But I have to clean properly.
04:48You should.
04:49In fact, clean the back room as well.
04:51People are coming.
04:52Oh, hello.
04:53Clean the back room as well.
04:56The gents are also coming.
04:57I'll kill you.
04:58How many times have I told you?
04:59You look very pretty today.
05:01What is this?
05:01Oh, it's my hair.
05:02Oh, it's red.
05:06You look very pretty today.
05:08Listen to me.
05:09Yes.
05:09I don't want to do the cleaning.
05:10Yes.
05:11I want to do the massage.
05:13Yes, but you can't do it.
05:15Believe me, I promised to give you money.
05:18Oh, it's the customer.
05:19I told you not to talk to the manager.
05:21Okay.
05:21Then don't worry.
05:22I'll let you do this work.
05:24Yes.
05:24Make her your friend.
05:25Yes.
05:26Don't tell her to teach me this work as well.
05:28Leave this cleaning work.
05:30What kind of massage?
05:31Just a minute.
05:31Sit here.
05:32Why? Are you short?
05:34I was just kidding.
05:35Look, is there a customer?
05:37No, no one has come yet.
05:38I couldn't understand why they didn't come.
05:41Our manager didn't come.
05:42It's not like that.
05:43You take care of your work.
05:45We'll leave in two minutes.
05:49Leave in two minutes.
05:50Sir, what happened?
05:52I swore to you.
05:54Didn't the boss tell you?
05:55That you have to run the massage center.
05:57Yes, sir.
05:58I'll give you the money.
05:59Yes, sir.
06:00I'll give you the money.
06:02I'll give you the money.
06:03Take it.
06:04Are you ready?
06:05Yes, I'm ready.
06:06Did you use Facebook?
06:08Yes, I did.
06:09Then why can't you sing?
06:11Oh, come here and listen to me.
06:13It's open.
06:14Who asked you to come here?
06:16He asked me to clean, but I won't clean.
06:18I'll give you a massage.
06:20This is it.
06:20I've heard a lot about singing.
06:23That's what he said, sir.
06:24You don't listen to me.
06:25But sir, you asked me to give you oil.
06:28Did you see our boss?
06:29Yes.
06:30But he didn't listen to me.
06:31Is everyone ready?
06:33Yes, I asked for some oil.
06:35He didn't listen to me.
06:40He's an old man.
06:44He's been here for 40 years.
06:48He's been here for 40 years.
06:50He's been here for 40 years.
06:50When did he come?
06:52Sir, I went to get some oil.
06:55The oil...
06:56Sir, all the oil you...
06:59He's been here for 40 years.
07:01He's been here for 40 years.
07:03So, sir.
07:04Give me your hand.
07:06I'll give it to you.
07:07On Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp.
07:10I'll give you a massage.
07:11Yes, sir.
07:12I'll give you a massage.
07:13Look, do it like this.
07:15Like this.
07:16Sir.
07:17Like this.
07:18You do it like this.
07:19Do it like this.
07:20If you do it like this, I'll hit you.
07:22I'll take the salary.
07:24What will you eat?
07:25Sir, you'll get angry.
07:27I'll take it.
07:28You hit me.
07:28Come here.
07:29Come here.
07:30I'll take it.
07:31I'll hit you.
07:32What are you saying?
07:34You won't eat anything.
07:35You're not eating anything.
07:36How much did you pay?
07:37I said I want to give you a massage.
07:38Wait for two minutes.
07:39If you want to do it, you won't be able to do it.
07:41Why won't I be able to do it?
07:42You won't be able to do it.
07:43You'll faint.
07:46You're a girl.
07:47Sir, I'm giving you a massage.
07:48You're a girl.
07:48You'll get the full amount of time.
07:50Full amount of time.
07:52You'll get the full amount of time.
07:53You'll be able to do it.
07:55You'll be able to do it.
07:57Why?
07:58I'm not a girl.
07:58I'm a man.
08:00I'm a man.
08:02I'm a man.
08:05I'll give you a massage.
08:06What massage?
08:08You'll be able to do it.
08:12You're a girl.
08:14What are you saying?
08:15What are you saying?
08:16I'm a man.
08:17You'll get the full amount of time.
08:21I'm telling you to give me a massage.
08:23I'll be able to do it.
08:25Sir.
08:28Give me a chance.
08:30I'll give you a massage.
08:31You'll be able to do it.
08:34I'll give you a massage.
08:36I'll give you a massage.
08:38I'll give you a massage.
08:39I'll give you a massage.
08:40I'll give you a massage.
08:41I'll give you a massage.
08:42I'll give you a massage.
08:43I'll give you a massage.
08:44I'll give you a massage.
08:45I'll give you a massage.
08:46I'll give you a massage.
08:47I'll give you a massage.
08:48I'll give you a massage.
08:49I'll give you a massage.
08:50I'll give you a massage.
08:51I'll give you a massage.
08:52I'll give you a massage.
08:53I'll give you a massage.
08:55What are you doing?
09:02Who is that?
09:03Please come here.
09:05Why?
09:06Please come here.
09:08Your customer is here, sit down.
09:21Close this room.
09:24Just tell me the time.
09:26Hey!
09:28Hey!
09:30I'm dead!
09:32Hey!
09:34Hey!
09:36What happened?
09:38Is this a massage center?
09:40Yes, sir.
09:42I'm in a very bad condition.
09:44My back hurts.
09:46Ah! Ah! Ah!
09:48Ah!
09:50Ah!
09:52The engine won't start.
09:54Please stop.
09:56My back hurts.
09:58Ah!