Band Baaja Baaraat (Part-3)
Band Baaja Baaraat (Part-3)
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00:00Woo!
00:02Woo!
00:08Hey!
00:09I had left the shop.
00:11Yes, yes, I had ordered it. I'll call you back.
00:13How many are left inside?
00:14All are done?
00:15Two more?
00:16Will you take half and half?
00:17Who will pick one?
00:18Hey brother, the furniture is second hand.
00:20The money is not first hand yet.
00:21I know, it's not new.
00:22Hey, go and keep it here.
00:23Brother, no, I'll sit here.
00:25Shut up! Are you mad?
00:26You want to play that?
00:27Leave the Kutub Minar and come upstairs and set it up with me.
00:29Do it yourself.
00:30There is Shruti's shop downstairs and Mittu's house upstairs.
00:33Do you think this is a factory?
00:34Get all the work done by me.
00:36I'll put your TV on top of it.
00:38Lay down and give me the TV.
00:39I'll tear your bed apart.
00:41Open the window and turn off all the lights.
00:42One, two, three.
00:45Home sweet home.
00:47It will be fun.
01:00Come on, I'll make tea for you.
01:05Hey, he's here.
01:06Welcome.
01:07How are you today, Naughty?
01:08This is life.
01:10Dance life.
01:11We'll put disco dancing in the whole hall.
01:17He's here.
01:29He's here.
01:59Thakirai.
02:02Thakirai.
02:05Thakirai.
02:13Thakirai.
02:18Thakirai.
02:22Which way?
02:23They look like the kids from our hostel.
02:25Forget it.
02:26They must be hungry.
02:27How much will you eat?
02:29Five extra plates.
02:31Who will pay Rs.1500?
02:33You can deduct it from my salary.
02:35Do one thing.
02:37Open the door. I'm hungry.
02:45Yes, mom.
02:46The wedding procession will leave in three hours.
02:48Yes, I'm going to Chandigarh.
02:49So, I'm sleeping in the office.
02:51You can tell dad.
02:52See you day after tomorrow.
02:57Chandigarh, India
03:27Chandigarh, India
03:43What are you doing?
03:44Don't make me fall down.
03:48Yeah!
03:52Chandigarh, India
03:57Chandigarh, India
04:07Actually, I'm not in the office.
04:09And the calendar is left in the office.
04:11Tell the pundit that he won't be able to be a guest.
04:13Make an appointment for November.
04:23Hello, congratulations.
04:24Hello, congratulations.
04:25Chandigarh, India
04:31But I can't book you with someone else's booking.
04:33No, dude.
04:34There's no scene.
04:35No.
04:36Hello, there's no scene.
04:37I'm telling you.
04:38The calendar is open.
04:39Chandigarh, India
04:56Chandigarh, India
04:58Which package would you like?
04:59Platinum, gold or silver?
05:02No, that's the platinum package.
05:03There's no mehendi in the golden one.
05:04Only wedding and music.
05:05Chandigarh, India
05:07It's silver now.
05:08Think for yourself.
05:09Empty wedding.
05:10Chandigarh, India
05:11Yes, there's bronze too.
05:12We perform rituals in it.
05:13Do you want to do it?
05:14Chandigarh, India
05:15Hello.
05:16You've disappeared, Mr. Dhawan.
05:17Chandigarh, India
05:18You've been avoiding me for a long time.
05:19Chandigarh, India
05:20No.
05:21Chandigarh, India
05:22If there was a margin,
05:23I would've married you.
05:24Chandigarh, India
05:25Now, if there's no advance,
05:26what are you doing?
05:27Eating.
05:28What if a fat bull gives you an advance?
05:29Would he give it to you if you're hungry?
05:31Chandigarh, India
05:32Give me my food.
05:33Chandigarh, India
05:34You haven't eaten a biscuit since morning.
05:35Chandigarh, India
05:36It'll take ten minutes.
05:37Eat it.
05:38Then you can impress the bull.
05:39Chandigarh, India
05:40Chandigarh, India
05:41Chandigarh, India
05:42Chandigarh, India
05:43He'll make me hungry
05:44by himself.
05:45Chandigarh, India
05:46Listen.
05:47We've got 26 marriages done.
05:48Chandigarh, India
05:49What's the future planning?
05:50Chandigarh, India
05:51Three more years.
05:52Then marriage.
05:53Then two kids.
05:54I've taken a 25-year limit from my parents.
05:56By then, they'll find me a good boy.
05:59Their choice is the best.
06:00Mrs. Kakkar,
06:02I'm not talking about that future.
06:04I'm talking about the company's future.
06:05Our future.
06:06Ours.
06:08We've become the kings and queens of Janakpuri.
06:11When are we going to build a tower on Sainik Farm?
06:13Not now.
06:14For Sainik Farm,
06:15we'll have to raise our scale.
06:17Step by step.
06:18Breathe.
06:23Chandigarh, India
06:26You're doing the arranged one?
06:28Of course.
06:29I don't want to get involved in the love-stuff complications.
06:32Don't worry.
06:33You'll never have those complications.
06:35Do you want someone to look at you and wink at you?
06:39Really?
06:41So, who brought the DVD after editing the whole night
06:43to flirt with me?
06:49And you ruined the whole romance.
06:51I was thinking,
06:52is she a girl or the queen of Jhansi?
06:55Machu,
06:56he's making fun of her because she's the queen of Jhansi.
06:58Otherwise, he'd be sucking sugarcane with his father.
07:02If it wasn't for me,
07:03this marriage wouldn't have started.
07:05You'd still be after Chanda.
07:07Yeah, he's the one who started my business.
07:10I told you.
07:12I told you.
07:13Tell me.
07:14I told you.
07:15Don't be stubborn.
07:16Give me my phone.
07:17Get the money from the other end.
07:21Look,
07:23this Chindi Choram will continue to be like this.
07:25It's time for the high jump.
07:28Sainik Farm.
07:30Sainik Farm again?
07:32How are we going to get there?
07:33How are we going to make contacts?
07:35Say yes.
07:36Yes.
07:37I said it.
07:38Now what?
07:41Everything these days is so garish.
07:44Loud colours,
07:45loud sound,
07:46all just high decibel tackiness.
07:48You don't want that.
07:49All your guests are going to be class.
07:51You don't want them to laugh at you after the wedding, do you?
07:56The right choice is that.
07:59What is she saying?
08:00I don't understand a word.
08:01Why worry?
08:03We know what she's chatting with.
08:04Now you don't know English.
08:06Ready to order, sir?
08:07Thank you so much.
08:08You're welcome.
08:09Thanks a lot, Chanda.
08:10Sure.
08:11Classics great, huh?
08:12I really like it.
08:13Bye.
08:16Bye.
08:17Be well.
08:20But that thing she showed about the blue,
08:22I don't know if you can wear the blue.
08:23Sonia ma'am.
08:24Hello.
08:27But have we met before?
08:29No.
08:30And yes.
08:31No in person,
08:32yes in Facebook.
08:33Wedding, you two,
08:34planning,
08:35us two.
08:36Oh.
08:38Actually, we're in a rush.
08:39You have your number, right?
08:41We'll call you.
08:42Why waste call?
08:43We can walk and talk.
08:45You're going to car, right?
08:46We drop you.
08:47Well, I'm so sorry.
08:48I'm already in talks with Chanda Nair.
08:50Which theme did she trap you in?
08:52Classic, Royal or Maharaja?
08:54Classic.
08:56You're going to get married in an assembly line
08:58that you've seen a hundred times.
08:59So sad.
09:00Where will you find time to experiment?
09:02The week she's getting married,
09:03you're getting her married three more times.
09:05We're doing one wedding at one time.
09:06100% total dedication to one client for six months.
09:09Start to finish, no compromise.
09:10Mother promise.
09:13Mr. Pankaj,
09:14right now you're handling your father's business.
09:16You're the president of the student union, right?
09:18You've organized the best festival of your college
09:20for three years in a row.
09:22And you?
09:23You got a festival from sir for the first time, right?
09:26You were the lead vocalist of your college band.
09:28You got the prize for best female vocalist.
09:30And now you're getting married
09:31in Chanda Nair's
09:34Okay.
09:35You've done a detailed research about us.
09:38I am impressed.
09:39But we don't know anything about you.
09:42Why should we give you a contract?
09:44Sir,
09:45because
09:46your marriage is not a deal for us.
09:49We'll do our best
09:50to make your marriage the happiest day of your life.
09:54Here's your car.
09:56If you have a problem with us,
09:57do call us.
09:58We'll wait.
10:00Okay.
10:01Bye.
10:02Let's go, Shruti.
10:05What are you doing?
10:06I didn't have a chance to say anything.
10:08They were also getting worried.
10:09What if you don't call them?
10:11We can't go back now.
10:13It'll be too late.
10:14Shruti Kakkad.
10:16Bittu Sharma.
10:19You both are free on Sunday.
10:36So, what do you guys think?
10:40The ideas are good.
10:42Lovely.
10:43The groom's entry is the best.
10:45Son,
10:46you've done weddings with a budget of 10 lakhs, right?
10:49Yes, up to 17.5 lakhs.
10:51These two
10:52go to the board meetings
10:53in black suits
10:54from morning to evening.
10:56But they want a perfect wedding.
10:58You both are perfect.
10:59Your style is also perfect.
11:01But we have to invest the crores.
11:03Our reputation is at stake.
11:06It's the first time
11:07I'm taking such a risk with her.
11:09I don't know.
11:14Look,
11:16a person makes his own reputation.
11:19He ruins it himself.
11:22As far as first timers are concerned,
11:2644 years ago,
11:29a young man wanted to make a tyre.
11:32A cycle tyre.
11:34He went to his father for investment.
11:37He took out the money and gave it to him.
11:40He didn't say
11:42that he was a first timer
11:44and couldn't handle the tyre business.
11:47Today, the same young man
11:49is sitting in front of us.
11:52Tyre King.
11:55And I'm sure
11:56he'll give us kids a chance like his father.
11:59He's so handsome.
12:11The army has done it!
12:13Success!
12:15Ready?
12:16What do you mean ready?
12:17I don't need a daily.
12:18And listen,
12:19check the tensile structure
12:20and the main leg properly.
12:21Okay.
12:22Hey listen to me.
12:23Come on, let's go out.
12:24Ready?
12:25Let's go out.
12:26You go first.
12:27Side-to-side, that's it.
12:29Electrician has arrived.
12:30Check the order of the shrimp starter.
12:32It should be absolutely fresh.
12:33Okay, ma'am.
12:34What happened?
12:35So, we'll do this.
12:36You go out.
12:37The wedding procession has arrived.
12:38You don't have to worry.
12:40That's why I say,
12:41look at the list.
12:42Have you made a list?
12:43Wait a minute.
12:44The wedding procession has arrived.
12:45So, start the wedding procession.
12:46I'll get it done right away.
12:47Wow, uncle.
12:48You're the first one.
12:49Of course, ma'am.
12:51Show me.
12:52Wow.
12:53It looks really good.
12:55I told you it would look good.
12:56Aunty,
12:57your daughter looks good, right?
12:59Yes.
13:00Where are you stuck?
13:01Are you teaching your father
13:02where the Andheri board is?
13:03If you don't reach in half an hour,
13:05I'll cut you into pieces.
13:06No, no, no.
13:07You guys are still here?
13:08When will the wedding procession arrive?
13:09Sonia,
13:10get ready at 5 o'clock.
13:11Otherwise, Pankaj won't wait.
13:12I'm telling you.
13:13Check quickly.
13:14No one is going to be ready at 5 o'clock.
13:15We have to hurry.
13:17Bittu.
13:18Bittu, come here.
13:19Tell me, Shruti.
13:20Is the wedding procession ready?
13:21It's absolutely ready.
13:22Is the priest ready?
13:23All set.
13:24Okay.
13:25What did you say?
13:26Huh?
13:27What do you mean, yes?
13:28I said no.
13:29Are you guys crazy?
13:30While serving,
13:31you have to smile while serving.
13:32If someone doesn't feel like eating,
13:34you still have to pick up the food.
13:35Got it?
13:36Son, son.
13:37They've been doing this for 5-7 years.
13:38They know what they're doing.
13:39You go and handle the guests.
13:40You have to talk to them.
13:41I'll handle it here.
13:42The procession is about to begin.
13:44The stage is going to rotate.
13:45You have to coordinate with Kirti.
13:46Turn the stage.
13:47Your song will crossfade.
13:49Got it?
13:50Dude.
13:52What is this?
13:58This is called a jamalat.
14:00There are a lot of roses, confetti and flowers.
14:03We shouldn't have too many flowers.
14:05The flowers will be powerful.
14:06It will be heavy.
14:07Don't worry.
14:08The wedding is about to begin.
14:09Good job.
14:11Ritu Sharma, take a cut.
14:13Is there a wedding contract?
14:14Sure.
14:15Anytime.
14:16Enjoy.
14:17The procession is about to begin.
14:21The procession is about to begin.
14:22Do I look good?
14:23Very nice.
14:24I selected the lehenga.
14:25You look fat.
14:26Shruti ma'am, Bittu sir.
14:27Yes, go on.
14:28The stage is not rotating.
14:30What?
14:31I'm coming.
14:39I can't hold it.
14:40What's going on?
14:41I can't hold it.
14:42Leave it.
14:43I didn't cut it.
14:44Check it.
14:45I checked it at 4 o'clock.
14:46The procession is about to begin.
14:49The procession is about to begin.
14:50I can't hold it.
14:51Do something, Bittu.
14:53I'm trying.
14:54Check it.
14:56Check it.
14:57I can't hold it.
14:58Do something.
15:04I can't hold it.
15:16♪
15:32♪
15:37♪
15:40Bittu.
15:42Shruti.
15:43I got it.
15:45This is just the beginning.
15:46We have to get bigger weddings than this.
15:50Mine is big enough.
15:53Bigger than this.
15:55Yes, congratulations on your wedding.
15:58Any problem, sir?
15:59When you lose money from your pocket, there is always a problem.
16:03Here you go.
16:04Music, cocktails and a full and final for the wedding.
16:09Thank you, sir.
16:11Thank you, sir.
16:13Well done.
16:13Congratulations on your wedding.
16:15Keep it up.
16:15Thank you so much, sir.
16:19How much will I get from this?
16:21After getting everyone's payment,
16:2260 lakhs will be left from 2 crores.
16:24And 30 from you and 30 from me.
16:2615-15.
16:27The rest will be for business development.
16:28You should get 20-20.
16:29No, 15.
16:33This is less.
16:348-0 in a crore.
16:39No, stupid.