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00:00Episode 1
00:15Hey, are you mad?
00:16Do you think I'm a car?
00:18Why did you say that?
00:20I was about to say something bad.
00:22What's going on?
00:24Are you trying to pick a fight with me?
00:26Annoying.
00:27Hey, shh.
00:31Do you two want to go outside and wait for me?
00:35I'll go out first.
00:38Go ahead.
00:41I'll go help you.
00:42Okay.
00:43Okay.
00:57Hey, instructor.
00:58What are you doing here?
01:04What are you two doing here?
01:05We...
01:06We're here to play basketball.
01:08Yeah, basketball.
01:09Basketball?
01:11Oh.
01:12It's good to play basketball.
01:16Instructor, thank you for your hard work.
01:21Not bad, not bad.
01:36Let's play basketball.
01:40Let's play basketball.
02:10Let's play basketball.
02:16Hey, where's your girlfriend?
02:34Wow.
02:35Your girlfriend is so pretty.
02:37My girlfriend is also pretty.
02:41What's wrong?
02:46What's wrong?
02:50Nothing.
03:10Nothing.
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03:47What are you sending?
03:48Your spending money is making me sick to death.
03:50Hurry up and send manpower cell phone.
03:51I don't know how.
03:52Don't touch it.
03:53Thief!
03:54Thief!
03:55Commissioner!
03:56Commissioner, wake up!
04:05Then how did you get wet?
04:07No.
04:08Really, Xiaotong?
04:10Yes.
04:11What did you do just now?
04:13You lied to me.
04:15You did the same thing the other day.
04:17No.
04:18It was Jin Xiaotong's idea.
04:20Yes.
04:21She said she wanted revenge.
04:23Your family told me
04:24that you helped them sign the documentary last time.
04:26Did I?
04:28How is that possible?
04:30It's impossible.
04:31It's impossible.
04:33Xiaotong.
04:34Xiaotong.
04:35I'm sorry.
04:37Jin Xiaotong.
04:38I helped you build the site.
04:39Why don't you practice?
04:41That's right.
04:42Don't waste your time.
04:50Why are you laughing?
04:51Go and help her.
04:58I'm going to kill you.
05:06Go.
05:09Go.
05:11Go.
05:13Go.
05:15Go.
05:17Go.
05:21Go.
05:37Go.
05:38Go.
05:39Go.
05:41Go.
05:42Go.
05:43Go.
05:44Go.
05:45Go.
05:46Go.
05:47Go.
05:50Dear Martian.
05:52Did I see you before?
05:54Did you see me before?
05:57I don't dare to ask you this question in the diary.
06:01I dare only to ask myself in mind.
06:03Are you ready? Can you see me?
06:14Oh, yeah!
06:15Damn it, I lost to you.
06:19I'll help you.
06:21Thanks. Where's mine?
06:33That's the voice that Mars wants to give to Mercury.
06:47Qi Jiayan.
06:49Do you want to go on a date with me?
06:51No.
07:02Thank you? For what?
07:05Do you want to go on a date with me?
07:07No?
07:08Yes. Do you want to go on a date with me?
07:10Yes.
07:11Oh, yeah!
07:12I'm going on a date with a real girl.
07:14Oh, yeah!
07:16I'm really going on a date with a real girl.
07:18I'm really going on a date with a real girl.
07:19Oh, yeah!
07:20I'm really going on a date with a real girl.
07:21Good job.
07:22No, it's just a date.
07:24Oh, yeah!
07:25Oh, yeah!
07:31I realized I'm not supposed to be late.
07:33I'm leaving. Bye-bye.
07:34Bye-bye.
07:35Bye-bye.
07:36Bye-bye.
07:39You're still going on?
07:41Yeah.
07:42Girls have their own time.
07:44We have boys' time.
07:45Wu Shengxin, let's have another PK.
07:47Okay, I'm leaving now.
07:48Bye-bye.
07:50Bye-bye.
07:51Bye-bye.
07:52Bye-bye.
07:58What's wrong?
08:01Are you shocked?
08:04I didn't expect you to be so generous
08:05to let Qi Jiayin win.
08:07It's been a long time.
08:09Come on.
08:10I'm a top student.
08:12And Qi Jiayin is such a good student.
08:13She can also play the piano.
08:15Unlike me.
08:16I'm simple-minded.
08:17I have four fingers.
08:19My grades are always behind.
08:21If I lose to someone else in sports,
08:23I'll have nothing.
08:25What's wrong with that?
08:27Is it because I'm not as good as you?
08:29There's still a difference.
08:32And you still have me.
08:34Wu Shengxin, you're so mean.
08:39Idiot.
08:45Here.
08:46Your favorite.
09:00What?
09:04Say it.
09:09It's just that
09:11when you were abroad,
09:12did you really go abroad
09:13because your dad was sick?
09:21Yes.
09:23Then you don't have to ignore me.
09:27I was in a bad mood then.
09:31I was really worried about you then.
09:35Disgusting.
09:36How is it disgusting?
09:37I'm serious.
09:43I know.
09:45You thought I joined the gang
09:47and wanted to save the beauty.
09:50And then you got beaten up.
09:54And then you got beaten up.
09:58I'm sorry.
10:01It's okay.
10:02Actually, when I made those friends,
10:04they weren't bad people.
10:06That's good.
10:12Hey.
10:13Didn't you transfer to our school this year
10:15because of me?
10:17Who?
10:19You really love me.
10:22Don't tell Qi Jiayin.
10:23She's jealous.
10:32Then I'll kiss you.
10:34Oh my god.
10:35Thank you, Jiayin.
10:38These biscuits are for you.
10:39Thanks.
10:40You're so high.
10:41I'm not.
10:43How does it feel to kiss a girl?
10:46It's sweet.
10:50Don't eavesdrop.
10:52Okay.
10:53These are my homemade biscuits.
10:54Try them for me.
10:55Is it good?
10:56Okay.
10:57I'll tell you later.
10:59Go away.
11:00If you're my daughter,
11:01I'll beat you to death.
11:02I'll go to court and sue you.
11:04You're good.
11:06How is it?
11:07Do you like it?
11:09So weird.
11:11I don't like it.
11:12That means you're super.
11:27What are you doing?
11:29We're not eavesdropping.
11:41I'm sorry.
12:11I'm sorry.
12:41I'm sorry.
13:11I'm sorry.
13:41I'm sorry.
14:12Mom.
14:14Mom.
14:21Mom.
14:23Mom.
14:25Let's eat Mitaraya.
14:41I don't know what to do with my life, I don't know what to do with my life, I don't know
15:11I don't know what to do with my life, I don't know what to do with my life, I don't know
15:41It's useless.
15:54You have such a strong temper.
16:06You think you can't get a boyfriend?
16:07I never thought of getting a boyfriend.
16:10I forgot to turn it on.
16:20Did you forget to turn it off again?
16:40Why? You don't dare to jump?
16:43I'll catch you.
17:03Gu Shanxi!
17:05It's you again!
17:07You're late and you're climbing the wall with your classmates.
17:10So romantic.
17:12I'll let you two have it today.
17:14Come on, both of you.
17:18Hurry up!
17:25Clean up every school board during lunch break.
17:33I'll leave it to you.
17:36It's you. I won't be caught.
17:38I didn't want to turn it over. You pulled me.
18:07I'm sorry.
18:36Are you still reading novels?
18:38It's not bad.
18:39All the tests are the same anyway.
18:43What novel are you reading?
18:47I have no idea what novel I'm reading.
18:51Then why are you reading it?
18:53I'm curious.
19:00What are you doing?
19:04I have a date this week.
19:06I don't know where to go.
19:08It's so annoying.
19:10You have to know what she likes first
19:12before you know where to take her.
19:14What date?
19:15Who's dating who?
19:17I'm not going to tell her.
19:18It's gossip.
19:21Okay, don't be nervous.
19:22I'll help you.
19:23Okay.
19:24I'll recommend you
19:25my favorite ice cream shop.
19:26I can describe
19:28what kind of girl she is
19:30and I can recommend you
19:31what kind of flavor she likes.
19:33It's exactly the same.
19:34It's totally different.
19:35I need to write a note.
19:36Okay, I'll go get my phone.
19:37Go, hurry.
19:38Wait for me.
19:40You're really good at doing business.
19:42Lying to you to open your own shop.
19:46Don't worry.
19:52Wow, it's so cool.
19:54Hi.
19:55Hi.
19:57Have you been here for a long time?
19:58Yes.
20:19Drink something.
20:20Are you in a bad mood?
20:21No.
20:23Smile.
20:25Look, you're so cute when you smile.
20:31Teach me how to type.
20:32Me?
20:34I mean how to write a note.
20:36Yes, the phone.
20:37Yes, the phone.
20:38Wait for me.
20:39Hurry.
20:53How was your exam?
20:56What about you?
20:59It's rare to see you didn't fall asleep during the whole class.
21:02I also had a hard time.
21:13You walk so slowly.
21:14I'll go to bed first.
21:22Gu Sheng Xin.
21:24Please don't sleep anymore.
21:28I want to sleep.
21:29Get up.
21:31Why don't you go in?
21:32Okay.
21:33Gu Sheng Xin.
21:34It's too late.
21:35Get up quickly.
21:36I'm so tired.
21:38I'm done.
21:39I thought Ye Xiao Tong was my goddess.
21:41But I found out she's just Ye Xiao Tong.
21:43I didn't expect you to have a new goal so soon.
21:45Let me tell you.
21:46I met a female killer.
21:48Look at my heart.
21:50My heart was attacked.
21:52I can't do this to my brother's girlfriend.
21:55You're really a tragedy hero.
21:57I don't want to.
21:59I didn't expect you to be like this.
22:00It's not her.
22:01Who wants your girlfriend?
22:02I'm talking about Gu Sheng Xin.
22:04Gu Sheng Xin has a girlfriend?
22:05Is this the point?
22:07What?
22:08What girlfriend?
22:10She said Gu Sheng Xin has a girlfriend.
22:15Ye Xiao Tong.
22:18Come here.
22:23Say it again.
22:25She said Gu Sheng Xin has a girlfriend.
22:27When did that happen?
22:29I don't know. She just told me.
22:31How do you know?
22:33Love at first sight.
22:41Love at first sight.
22:46Martian.
22:48Let's not see each other.
22:51Nothing in the world is better than what you imagine.
22:55Martians shouldn't be men on earth.
22:59They're all idiots.
23:03Where are you going?
23:05Class.
23:07But I've already become Ye Xiao Tong.
23:09Ye Xiao Tong.
23:11Ye Xiao Tong.
23:13Ye Xiao Tong.
23:14What's wrong with them?
23:24Why hasn't the fever gone down yet?
23:27I told you not to take medicine.
23:31Why didn't you go to the doctor?
23:35It's not that bad.
23:37I want to go to bed.
23:39Okay, go to bed.
23:41Wait.
23:43Here.
23:45Drink this vitamin C.
23:53Mom, do you want anything else?
23:56I want to drink some soup.
23:59Go get a bowl of hot soup for me.
24:01Go.
24:03I don't know how to do it.
24:05You're an adult.
24:07You don't even know how to make hot soup.
24:09You need to practice.
24:11Go.
24:13Here.
24:15I'll help you lie down.
24:17Oh my god.
24:19Your clothes are all wet.
24:21I'll get you a clean shirt.
24:35What should I do?
24:43What should I do?
24:45I regret it.
24:47Can I cancel my date with Qi Jia Yin?
24:53No way.
24:55He's a Martian.
24:59Ye Xiao Tong.
25:01Good morning.
25:03You're my woman.
25:09What flavor is this?
25:17Ye Xiao Tong.
25:19What kind of music do you like to listen to?
25:21Or do you want to eat with me?
25:33What kind of music do you like to listen to?
25:35What kind of music do you like to listen to?
25:37The one with Ming Ling Qin.
25:39Who is he?
25:45You like Debussy's Moonlight Sonata?
25:47Yeah, you like it too?
25:49I just think it's a little boring.
25:51I still think Mozart's famous sonata is the best.
25:53I still think Mozart's famous sonata is the best.
25:55The 16th major key of C major.
25:57I don't understand what you're talking about.
25:59I don't understand what you're talking about.
26:01I don't understand what you're talking about.
26:13I'm going to the bathroom.
26:25It looks delicious.
26:31It looks delicious.
26:37Help!
26:39Are you okay?
26:41Are you okay?
26:45I told you watching movies is the safest.
26:47I told you watching movies is the safest.
26:57I'm going to turn him down.
26:59Stop it.
27:01Stop it.
27:07You two are like a married couple.
27:21Do you know how Shao Tong and Qi Da Ye
27:23Do you know how Shao Tong and Qi Da Ye
27:25dated for the first time?
27:27It's okay.
27:29Don't worry.
27:33It took you so long.
27:35It melted.
27:37It's okay.
27:39Why didn't you order blueberry chocolate?
27:41I don't like blueberry.
27:43I don't like blueberry.
27:49What's wrong?
27:51Nothing.
27:53I'm going to the bathroom.
27:57I'm going to the bathroom.
28:13Game over.
28:37Qi Da Ye.
28:39Yes?
28:43I don't think we are a good match.
28:45I don't think we are a good match.
28:47Then why did you ask me out?
28:49I'm sorry.
28:51I'm sorry.
28:55Are you really sad?
28:59Then what should I do?
29:03Can you do me a favor?
29:07Okay.
29:09What is it?
29:15Shao Tong and Qi Da Ye dated.
29:17Really?
29:19He's so fierce.
29:21How could Qi Da Ye get him?
29:23That's too much.
29:27Why are you looking at me like that?
29:31I don't believe it.
29:35Baby.
29:37Hi.
29:39I prepared breakfast.
29:41Thank you, baby.
29:43Bye, baby.
29:45Wow.
29:47What's wrong?
29:49Ye Shao Tong.
29:53Ye Shao Tong, you and Qi Da Ye?
29:55Yes.
29:57Didn't you say no?
29:59I changed my mind.
30:01Don't be too impulsive.
30:03Me? How could I be too impulsive?
30:05What about Mr. Hu?
30:07It has nothing to do with him.
30:09That's too strange.
30:11No.
30:13What's wrong?
30:19Qi Da Ye.
30:21Be brave.
30:23What are you doing?
30:25I'm telling you.
30:27I don't want to be killed by you.
30:35Ye Shao Tong.
30:37You have a boyfriend?
30:39Does it have anything to do with you?
30:41I'm just curious.
30:43Who is this guy?
30:45Is there something wrong with his eyes?
30:47Yes.
30:49And he's playing the piano.
30:57Do you know who this guy is?
30:59I don't know.
31:03He doesn't look good.
31:05He doesn't look good.
31:11Baby.
31:13You can't play anymore?
31:15Do you want me to play for you?
31:27Baby.
31:35Baby.
31:37Baby.
31:43Baby.
31:49Good luck.
31:55Damn it.
31:57Turn it off.
31:59Yes.
32:03Yes.
32:05You're awesome.
32:11It's hot, isn't it?
32:13Let me wipe it for you.
32:19I don't believe it.
32:21Come on.
32:23Don't care about them.
32:25Come to my house for exercise tomorrow.
32:27Okay.
32:31Is your girlfriend reading a book?
32:35No.
32:39I can't read it, either.
32:45But it's just a book.
32:47You don't have to be angry if you can't read it.
32:49Okay.
32:51Clean up over there.
32:53It's okay.
32:57It's okay.
33:09I'll hit the wall.
33:13Hello, Mrs. Luo.
33:15I'm Zhang Ya Ya.
33:17I'm not. Please sit down.
33:19She's Bang Yong, not my mom.
33:21I'm sorry.
33:23I didn't know you were so young.
33:25It's dangerous.
33:27No one is talking about Bang Yong now.
33:31By the way, your grandma is Indonesian.
33:33Your grandma's mother is Vietnamese.
33:35What's going on now?
33:37Do Southeast Asians know each other?
33:39I didn't mean that.
33:41I just wanted to say that they speak the same language.
33:43Mrs. Luo, you're blind.
33:45Vietnamese and Indonesian are different, okay?
33:47What kind of rocket do you have in your heart?
33:49I'm sorry.
33:51I didn't get it.
33:53It's okay.
33:55My mom is Vietnamese.
33:57I can't speak Vietnamese, either.
33:59You can't speak Vietnamese?
34:01It's weird. Zhang Yang is Taiwanese.
34:03Why does he speak Vietnamese?
34:05I won!
34:07Baby.
34:09You're such a strong boyfriend.
34:11You don't have any face.
34:13Your girlfriend is so good.
34:15You should have more face.
34:17One more round.
34:23Tongtong, are you going to buy a new one?
34:25Baby, you're so cool.
34:27No.
34:29You asked me to find Mr. Chen.
34:31It's easier to find someone who is good-looking.
34:33I'm going home.
34:35Let's see what's going on.
34:37Okay?
34:39Mom, why are you back so early?
34:41Your grandma has a back injury.
34:43Really?
34:45Yes.
34:47So many people.
34:49This is my mom.
34:51I'm Zhang Yangyang.
34:53Your house is so beautiful.
34:57Luo's mom.
34:59Jiayan, it's rare.
35:01Why don't you go to study?
35:07You're so fashionable.
35:09You don't need to be like this.
35:11This is just a sticker.
35:13Auntie, this is Tong.
35:15I'm going to eat real food later.
35:17The school doesn't have any special rules.
35:19Okay.
35:21Lina.
35:25I told you
35:27to use a cup holder.
35:31I'm sorry.
35:33Foreigners are more difficult to teach.
35:35Wipe it clean.
35:37I'll go up first.
35:39You guys keep playing.
35:49Let's go.
35:51Okay.
35:53I'm leaving.
35:55Bye.
35:57Bye.
36:19Bye.
36:49Lina, let me help.
36:51No need.
36:53I can do it.
36:55I forgot to ask
36:57if Jiayan's mom
36:59wants to come to the international food festival.
37:01No, she thinks it's troublesome.
37:03I think it's troublesome, too.
37:05If I knew it earlier,
37:07I wouldn't have accepted the president of the parent meeting.
37:09Lina.
37:11You have to wash the mop.
37:13Okay.
37:19Are you dating Gu Shengxin again?
37:21Isn't she dropping out of school
37:23and joining the gang?
37:25You'd better keep a distance from her.
37:29I'm talking to you. Are you listening?
37:31Yes.
37:37You've never brought a girl home before.
37:39Which one is your girlfriend?
37:45Yue Xiaotong.
37:47The rebellious one.
37:49Yes.
38:07You've recovered.
38:11You've been pretending for three days.
38:17My wife is a fool.
38:19Your dollar is a fool.
38:47I'm sorry.
39:17Hey.
39:29Hey.
39:31Your mom is obsessed with me.
39:33Go and tell her
39:35not to join the food festival.
39:37I dare not.
39:39She didn't join it for me.
39:41She didn't join it for me, either.
39:43Everything is for the parents.
39:45How do you know?
39:49Chicken is expensive.
39:51If you keep eating it,
39:53your dad will go bankrupt soon.
39:55Hey.
39:57I've done so many things for you.
39:59I bought a cell phone.
40:01And I was scolded by my mom because of you.
40:05Cell phones are expensive.
40:07How can you not save money for your dad?
40:11You're so jealous.
40:15Mom.
40:19What's wrong with you?
40:23We don't have to cook chicken rice.
40:25You can cook Vietnamese food.
40:27It's delicious, too.
40:29I'm sick of it.
40:31Why are you sad?
40:35I'm not sad.
40:37I just think it's weird.
40:39When I was a kid,
40:41the food tasted different.
40:43I forgot everything.
40:45All right. Don't be sad.
40:49I'll buy you chicken
40:51until we run out of chicken.
40:59The food is ready.
41:01Come and have a look.
41:13Which one is better?
41:15This one.
41:27Mom.
41:29It looks good.
41:31Right?
41:37Try it.
41:39Is it delicious?
41:41Do you like it?
41:45Lisa.
41:47Try it.
41:57It's delicious.
42:05I suddenly forgot about it.
42:07My mom doesn't allow me to have a boyfriend.
42:09Luo Shao Qian said...
42:11Hello.
42:13Ye Xiao Dong.
42:15You have to help me today.
42:17Don't let Luo Shao Qian get close to my mom.
42:19You have to defend yourself.
42:21It's really dangerous today.
42:23Where's my pizza?
42:27Here you are.
42:29Why are you so late?
42:31Do you really like Ye Xiao Dong?
42:33Of course not.
42:35I was going to piss my mom off.
42:37Anyway, it's really dangerous today.
42:39You have to help me.
42:41Okay.
42:43Remember to eat pizza later.
42:45Okay.
42:49It's so dangerous.
42:51Why are you looking at me?
42:53Why are they looking at me?
42:57Come on, Xiao Dong.
42:59I'll let you try it first.
43:01Okay.
43:03How is it?
43:05How is it?
43:11Xin Jia Yan.
43:13Come here.
43:15Hello.
43:17My mom made it.
43:19It's very rare.
43:21Come on.
43:23Please eat one.
43:25I can eat ten of them.
43:27Really?
43:29Try it first.
43:31I'll bite it for you.
43:35It's so delicious.
43:37Really?
43:39That's great.
43:41I'll treat you to more.
43:43Come on.
43:45I know you like it.
43:47I'll treat you to more.
43:51Yang Yang.
43:53Yang Yang.
43:55I didn't expect there would be so many people today.
43:57It's a good sign.
43:59Don't worry, grandma.
44:01Even if we don't win,
44:03it's a good sign.
44:09Yang Yang.
44:11Come here and help me.
44:13I don't want to.
44:15It's embarrassing.
44:17Why are you embarrassed?
44:19Why don't you do it?
44:21I'll do it.
44:23I'm sorry.
44:25I'm Vietnamese.
44:27My Chinese is not good.
44:29My food is good.
44:31I'll do it.
44:33Again?
44:37It's delicious.
44:39Okay.
44:45Come on.
44:47Come on.
44:49It's Vietnamese food.
44:51Let's try it.
44:53It's Indonesian food.
44:55It's delicious.
44:57It's delicious.
44:59Hello.
45:01How are you?
45:03Young master is here.
45:05Mom, why are you here?
45:07You didn't tell me
45:09you were going to participate.
45:11My parents will be the president.
45:13Why can't I come?
45:15But you didn't cook these dishes.
45:17Grandma did.
45:19Grandma helped.
45:21We did it together.
45:23Is that
45:25your teacher?
45:27Her last name is Guo.
45:31Yes.
45:33Is she
45:35Ye Xiaotong's mom?
45:39Yes.
45:41She's so generous.
45:43Here's another one.
45:45She owes me.
45:47Right?
45:49You'll eat a lot today.
45:51Yes.
45:53Hello, Mr. Guo.
45:55I'm Shaoxian's mom.
45:57Hello, Mrs. Luo.
45:59I was wondering if Shaoxian and Xiaotong
46:01were a good match.
46:03Now I know she's your daughter.
46:05Xiaotong and Shaoxian?
46:07Don't leave Nina alone.
46:09Let's go help her.
46:11What's wrong with you?
46:13I'm your girlfriend.
46:15That's not what I meant.
46:17You're here too?
46:19Yes.
46:25I'm sorry.
46:27I'm in a hurry.
46:29Can you call me?
46:31I'll be there soon.
46:33Bye.
46:35I'm sorry.
46:37I'll be there.
46:39Bye.
46:41I'll be there soon.
46:43Bye.
46:45Bye.
46:47Bye.
46:49Bye.
46:51Bye.
46:53一点点堆积 却又被 驱散了一地
46:58告诉我为何 那天下了大傘
47:01那一杯 冬天可可的暖
47:04你说你不习惯 夜晚
47:09为什么你还 没什么表态
47:15关于这爱不爱 该不该说出来
47:19害怕只有我在猜
47:21这不是场比赛
47:24看时间跑得快
47:27你依旧还在 心里却滚开
47:31怎么还在那等待
47:35爱不爱 你不爱
47:39真的好难猜
47:43猜
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