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00:00You
00:10Tell me not to talk to you
00:30You
00:41So I've been dating him
00:44But he hasn't kissed him yet. Yeah, that's not a date
00:49Yeah, or I'm going to officially tell him that I want to date him
00:52It's so traditional
00:53No, I'm telling you, girls like this pure feeling
00:58It's really funny
01:00Otherwise, how did you want to be a girl?
01:02I said yes, and then we got together
01:05What do you want to do now?
01:07Why do you want so much?
01:08You wait for him to make an appointment
01:10That's right
01:11And I've already confessed to him
01:13I don't think I can ask for a date first
01:15You haven't dated yet
01:17That's right
01:18You have to date first
01:20And even if he asks me out now
01:21I won't say yes right away
01:23Zhang Yang, do you want to go to the movies tonight?
01:25Okay
01:26Okay, let's go together
01:28Don't make trouble
01:30No, let's go together
01:32I'm not free. You guys make an appointment
01:34So what do you want to see?
01:40Dear Martian
01:42I wanted to know who you were
01:45But I don't care anymore
01:48About the ice cream shop you mentioned last time
01:51I went to buy another flavor
01:53Pineapple black chocolate
01:55It tastes like me and Zhang Yang
01:58He is pineapple, I am black chocolate
02:00It's so sweet, but it's too bitter
02:04The strange thing is
02:06It's delicious when combined
02:25Why don't you tie
02:27As long as you try your best to let go of love
02:30Don't wait
02:32Why don't you tie
02:36We gon' fly fly fly to the sky
02:39Go high
02:4750 years old
02:48Really?
02:50I thought you were only in your early 40s
02:53No, I'm really 50
02:55You take good care of yourself
02:57You exercise regularly
02:59I don't have time
03:01But when I was young, I liked to exercise
03:04I don't have time to exercise
03:07Especially us women
03:09We don't age very fast
03:10How come?
03:12You're very young
03:14Are you 35?
03:16I'm already 40
03:18Really?
03:20Pretty girl
03:22Your mouth is so sweet
03:24What did you make?
03:26Drink some water
03:28Thank you
03:30I wish you good luck
03:35Enjoy
03:38When do we start
03:40Selling boiled water?
03:43From now on
03:46Why are you here?
03:48Let's have a chat
03:50No, I'll go with you
03:52Hong Kong, Hong Kong
03:54Hong Kong, I love Hong Kong
03:56Bye
03:58Bye
04:00Tea
04:01Thank you
04:03You're welcome
04:05No, no, no
04:07Tea
04:09Thank you
04:11Your bill is 140
04:13I'll give you 200
04:21Wow, taro balls
04:30Naughty
04:32Take it back
04:34It's for your saliva
04:40I don't have saliva
04:42Your chopsticks are dirty
04:44What about this?
04:46It's different
04:53Why do you have taro balls?
04:55Can I have some?
04:57Sure
04:58Thank you
05:01Of course
05:04I love taro balls
05:06But I only have one left
05:08You ate it
05:10I'm sorry
05:14It's okay, you can have it
05:16It's okay, you can have it
05:18It's okay, I'll give it to you
05:20It's enough for me
05:22I'm sorry
05:24Okay, I'll eat it
05:26I'll eat it
05:28You're not going to eat it?
05:30I don't want to
05:32You're so lonely
05:34I don't care
05:46You love taro balls
05:48Why don't you eat it?
05:50I don't want to
05:54I don't want to finish it
06:02Why isn't Ye Xiao Tong here for dinner?
06:04Why isn't Ye Xiao Tong here for dinner?
06:06Yeah
06:08Yeah
06:10Yeah
06:40I didn't force her
06:42You can't even talk
06:44You can't even talk
06:46You can't even talk
06:48Stop spitting
06:50It's all wet
06:56Gu Tian Xin
06:58Gu Tian Xin
07:00Gu Tian Xin
07:02I knew it
07:04How many?
07:06How many?
07:08This is so easy
07:10One, hurry
07:12I don't know if it counts
07:14I don't know if it counts
07:16How many?
07:18Three
07:20Xiao Bai
07:24I'm so happy
07:26I'm so happy
07:28I don't think so
07:30They're just playing together
07:32I think so
07:36Zhang A Yang
07:38What's going on between you and Luo Shao Xian?
07:40Nothing
07:42Nothing
07:44Nothing
07:46She said her Facebook is single
07:48She said her Facebook is single
07:50She said her Facebook is single
07:52She just doesn't use Facebook
07:54We've been together for a week
07:56We've been together for a week
07:58Qi Zhan Yan
08:00Zhang A Yang and Luo Shao Xian are together?
08:02Why don't you believe me?
08:04Why don't you believe me?
08:06Am I that shameless?
08:08So Qi Zhan Yan and Luo Shao Xian are together?
08:10So Qi Zhan Yan and Luo Shao Xian are together?
08:12Probably
08:14Probably?
08:16Don't make me late
08:18Zhang A Yang
08:20You're so embarrassing
08:22I'm not
08:24You're so embarrassing
08:26Qi Zhan Yan
08:28Everyone, Zhang A Yang and Luo Shao Xian are together
08:30Everyone, Zhang A Yang and Luo Shao Xian are together
08:32It's not public yet
08:34It's not public yet
09:03Do you want some water?
09:13What's wrong?
09:15Do you think we're a couple?
09:17Yeah, why not?
09:19Do you want to change your setting?
09:21Do you want to change your setting?
09:23What setting?
09:25Single or single
09:27Single or single
09:29Okay, I'll change it right away
09:31Okay
09:38It's done
09:42So when do you think you'll be together?
09:44Is there a difference?
09:46Yes
09:48Then today
09:50Lend me your hand
10:01I'll lend you my hand
10:31Yes, I saw her
10:33She's very pretty
10:35Really?
10:37And she's single
10:39How old is she?
10:41She's not married yet
10:43I think there must be a problem
10:45This kind of woman is the most dangerous
10:47Especially flirting with other people's husbands
10:49So embarrassing
10:53That's strange
10:55Why don't you speak Vietnamese now?
10:57Why?
10:59I'm back
11:01Dad, thank you for your hard work
11:03Mom, thank you for your hard work
11:07Everyone, thank you for your hard work
11:09I'm going to go now, bye
11:13This Yang Yang is not simple
11:15She works so hard in her high school
11:17And she's so cheerful
11:19She's definitely not studying
11:25I'm going to work
11:27I love studying
11:29I don't know who inherited it
11:31That's right
11:33You don't know who inherited it
11:47Good morning everyone
11:57He wanted to study when he was young
11:59But he thought our relationship was important
12:01So he voluntarily made it public
12:03Was he forced?
12:05No, he voluntarily made it public
12:07That's good
12:09You gave up the club for him
12:11It's so pitiful
12:13You're pitiful
12:15And I didn't give up the club for him
12:17I was asked by Qi Jiayan
12:19Qi Jiayan
12:23That's right, Qi Jiayan
12:25I don't know how to speak Chinese
12:27Dancing is dancing
12:29It's important to dance well
12:31We dance well too
12:35Has anyone seen our club dance?
12:37No, why?
12:39Because no one wants to see
12:41It's not easy to want to see
12:43Let's sign up for the final results show
12:45Our club won't be any worse than yours
12:47Okay, I'll wait and see
12:49Okay, I'll wait and see
12:55I don't want it
12:57I don't want it
12:59I don't want it
13:01I don't want it
13:03I don't want it
13:05I don't want it
13:07I don't want it
13:09Thank you
13:11Wenxing, Zhang Yaoyang is going to kill me
13:13What's wrong?
13:15Yangyao
13:17This is an international dance
13:19Are you sure you can do it?
13:21Yes, Zhang Yaoyang
13:23I hope you won't bring it to us
13:25Right, Ye Xiaotong?
13:27I'm fine
13:29Yes, I'm fine too
13:31I'm not afraid of anyone
13:33For Xiaotong
13:35I can do anything
13:37Don't call me Xiaotong
13:39For Ye Xiaotong
13:41I can do anything
13:43Don't do it for me
13:45Okay
13:47I can do it for everyone
13:49What about you?
13:53I can do it too
13:59Where's Gu Zhenxing?
14:05He ran away
14:07Forget it
14:09It's okay if he's not here
14:11Why only us?
14:13Where are the others?
14:15Luoshao, you know nothing
14:17That's why your fans ran away
14:19Why don't you dare to tell anyone
14:21He's not an idol
14:27Everyone
14:29Mr. Qiu Yuzheng had an accident
14:31Is he okay?
14:33Luckily he's not in danger
14:35But he stayed in the hospital for a while
14:37So the next dance club
14:39He decided to let me teach him
14:41What do you mean?
14:43And I just heard that you automatically
14:45signed up for Qi Mocheng's dance club
14:47Who's the president of the dance club?
14:49Me
14:51Very good
14:53Mr. Yuzheng will be very touched
14:55You all have math classes
14:59If Qi Mocheng's dance club
15:01doesn't perform
15:03I'll cancel your math class
15:09I'll leave it to you
15:11Good luck
15:13Dad
15:17Did I hear it right?
15:19Is he threatening us with his math grades?
15:27Mom, please
15:29No
15:31Don't be stubborn
15:35Dad
15:37Don't ask me
15:39Mom, please teach us
15:41Your daughter is the best dancer
15:43She can dance
15:45Please
15:47Don't think your mom is Vietnamese
15:49She can dance Vietnamese
15:51I promised my classmates
15:55What a pity
15:57You didn't see it
15:59Your mom was wearing
16:01Vietnamese traditional clothes
16:03It was so beautiful
16:07My phone is out of battery
16:09Dad
16:11Do you think only you want to change your phone?
16:13My phone is old
16:15I can't play mahjong for a long time
16:17My phone is out of battery
16:27Dad
16:29Did mom promise me?
16:31Ask her
16:33Mom
16:35Did you promise me?
16:39Dad
16:43Dad, what are you doing?
16:53Mom
16:55Why don't you talk to me?
16:57If you don't talk to me, I'll stay here
16:59Dad
17:07Dad
17:11Wife
17:13Are you my wife?
17:15I didn't recognize you
17:17You scared me
17:19How can you become so beautiful?
17:23Alright
17:25I'll help you
17:27Don't broadcast it
17:29I'll sleep like this tonight
17:33I haven't seen you so beautiful for a long time
17:35Disgusting
17:37I miss you
17:39I miss you so much
17:41I miss you
17:43I was younger
17:51I'll throw the trash
17:57Hello
17:59Hello
18:01Really?
18:03Oh my god
18:09What?
18:11Don't worry
18:13I know
18:15Call me if you need anything
18:17What's wrong?
18:19One-year-old aunt divorced
18:23Where is your dad?
18:25He went to the trash
18:27That's weird
18:31He didn't want to throw the trash
18:33He's been acting weird
18:55Thank you
19:07Wife
19:09This
19:11Number 4
19:13It's a bit hard
19:19Wife
19:21Time to eat
19:25Oh
19:56Is anyone there?
20:10Excuse me, boss
20:15You said the door was locked
20:17Yes, yes, yes, boss
20:18I thought there was no one there
20:19So I knocked on the door
20:21But I couldn't open it
20:22So I was wondering if the door lock was broken
20:24Okay, okay
20:25Wait a minute outside
20:27I'll go get it
20:28Thank you
20:29No, no, no
20:30I'll do it as soon as possible
20:31Xing
20:32Hurry up
20:34The door is locked
20:38Wasn't it fine yesterday?
20:45Wu Chen Xi
20:46What are you doing?
20:49Wu Chen Xi
20:50My stomach hurts all of a sudden
20:51Your stomach hurts all of a sudden?
20:52I'm in a hurry
20:53In a hurry?
20:54Then why didn't you tell me earlier?
20:55The customer is also in a hurry
20:56And you're the only one who's in a hurry
20:57Break it
21:04What are you doing?
21:06My mom is outside
21:10Mom
21:11Go take a look for me
21:12What is she doing?
21:13I thought it was your mom
21:14The one who went to the bathroom just now
21:16Mom
21:18You should have told me earlier
21:23Why are you taking off your hat?
21:24It's none of your business
21:25You're the one who's taking off my hat
21:27Then I'm taking off your hat
21:29No, I'm not
21:30Then forget it
21:33Please
21:35Hurry up, please
21:37Say thank you
21:38Thank you
21:40I'll take care of you
21:41Please
21:52This is super delicious
21:57Here you go
21:58Thank you
22:08What flavor is that?
22:09Blueberry chocolate
22:11It sounds weird
22:13No, it's my favorite flavor
22:17Exchange
22:22I don't like to eat sweet stuff
22:24Exchange
22:34How is it? Is it good?
22:36What flavor is that?
22:38Blueberry chocolate
22:40It sounds weird
22:42I don't like it
22:44I'm going back
22:53It's me
23:02What's up?
23:04Your dad is so young
23:07What are they doing?
23:08What did you say just now?
23:09Playing table tennis
23:11Just like that?
23:12Yeah
23:19I'm going to work
23:20Why are you going to work?
23:22That's not my dad
23:27Don't think too much
23:28They're just playing table tennis
23:33Go out
23:34Go play table tennis with them
23:37It's not that scary
23:38It's not good
23:40Fine
23:41I'll go out first
23:42I'll go later
23:44Okay
23:51Almost
23:54Damn
23:56What a pity
23:57What a pity
23:59Let's play this one
24:00Okay
24:02Almost
24:03Sorry
24:04We're closed today
24:05Closed?
24:06Huh?
24:07Closed?
24:08Aren't you guys closing at 12?
24:10Sorry
24:11We're closing early today
24:12Sorry
24:21Here
24:23Thank you
24:25Thank you
24:26Next time give me a chance
24:27Let me make it up to you
24:29Let's have a big meal
24:30Thank you
24:31Good night
24:32Bye
24:37Do you want to explain it to me?
24:40There's one more in the bathroom
24:45It's me
24:51You're so annoying
25:02Leave after you finish
25:03Okay
25:04A-Xin treats
25:05Don't be shy
25:09I don't want you to treat me
25:10I don't want to treat you
25:20Oh, and now, what's wrong?
25:50Oh, and now, what's wrong?
26:20Oh, and now, what's wrong?
26:50Oh, and now, what's wrong?
27:00Oh, and now, what's wrong?
27:10Oh, and now, what's wrong?
27:20Oh, and now, what's wrong?
27:30Oh, and now, what's wrong?
27:40Oh, and now, what's wrong?
27:50Oh, and now, what's wrong?
28:00Oh, and now, what's wrong?
28:10Oh, and now, what's wrong?
28:20Oh, and now, what's wrong?
28:30Oh, and now, what's wrong?
28:40Oh, and now, what's wrong?
28:50Oh, and now, what's wrong?
29:20Oh, and now, what's wrong?
29:30Oh, and now, what's wrong?
29:40Oh, and now, what's wrong?
29:50Oh, and now, what's wrong?
30:00Oh, and now, what's wrong?
30:10Oh, and now, what's wrong?
30:20Oh, and now, what's wrong?
30:30Oh, and now, what's wrong?
30:40Oh, and now, what's wrong?
30:50Oh, and now, what's wrong?
31:00Oh, and now, what's wrong?
31:10Oh, and now, what's wrong?
31:20Oh, and now, what's wrong?
31:30Oh, and now, what's wrong?
31:40Oh, and now, what's wrong?
31:50Oh, and now, what's wrong?
32:00Oh, and now, what's wrong?
32:10Oh, and now, what's wrong?
32:20Oh, and now, what's wrong?
32:50Hey, where's the ice cream shop that Martian liked last time?
32:55Give it to me.
32:59It's the ice cream shop near the school.
33:06What flavor did he recommend?
33:12Blueberry chocolate.
33:24Oh, it's a very ordinary thing.
33:29He even apologized to you.
33:32All right, all right, don't be so impulsive.
33:36What's wrong?
33:40It's nothing.
33:41Recommend it to my mom.
33:48Bye-bye, bye-bye.
33:50Oh, I can't even finish my own business.
33:54Who's husband is a foreigner?
33:57Isn't it you?
34:03Is it really normal for a man to be a foreigner?
34:06No.
34:08How can you comfort him by saying that?
34:21Why hasn't Dad come back yet?
34:23I don't know.
34:25I'll go take a look.
34:40Zhang You Ming.
34:43Ha, you're so annoying.
34:47What are you doing?
34:48Did Martian come to pick me up?
34:50No.
34:52Then who is a foreigner?
34:57I recently moved to a new neighborhood.
34:58It's very beautiful.
35:00Martian is jealous.
35:01It's okay.
35:02Let him be jealous.
35:03Women sometimes have to be treated like this.
35:05Life is fun.
35:08Dad, are all men a foreigner?
35:11Of course not.
35:14Don't learn from Martian.
35:16It's very tiring for boys.
35:18It's easy to quarrel when you have a boyfriend.
35:21So, if you like someone, you have to trust her.
35:25Right?
35:26Of course.
35:28If you have a chance, help me persuade your mom.
35:29Why are you talking to me?
35:32Don't tell Mom that I smoke.
35:34Okay.
35:37Help me change my phone.
35:41Okay.
35:43When?
35:44Give me some time.
35:46A phone costs tens of thousands of dollars.
35:48It's expensive.
35:49Dad doesn't have that much money.
35:51You're lying.
35:52Don't you feel sorry for him?
35:54Go.
35:56You go back first.
35:59Martian.
36:05How's it going?
36:07Nothing.
36:09How do you know?
36:11What did you see?
36:13I didn't see anything.
36:14Didn't you see Li Bang?
36:16Where did he go?
36:18Okay.
36:19I know.
36:20Mom.
36:21Wait.
36:22He's just chatting with his friend.
36:25You said you didn't see him.
36:29He must be with that woman.
36:30Right?
36:32What are you doing?
36:33He's just chatting.
36:35Chatting?
36:36He's just chatting.
36:37He doesn't want me to know.
36:40He wants to give you a surprise.
36:43He wants to give you a gift.
36:45That's why he asked me.
36:50Really?
36:54Does he remember?
36:56Remember what?
36:58Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary.
37:02Do you know what gift he wants to give me?
37:07Mom.
37:08Don't ask.
37:09There's no surprise.
37:11Remember to call me.
37:13I don't know.
37:14I don't know.
37:27You seem to be more beautiful recently.
37:30Really?
37:36Dad comes home so late every day.
37:39You don't even care.
37:43I don't.
37:44He has to work.
37:48I'm afraid he's still hanging out.
37:51He wouldn't dare.
37:53Don't you remember when you ran away from home?
37:55You scared us all.
37:59Scared you?
38:07Of course I know.
38:10I'm so jealous.
38:41What do you think of this?
38:45Is this okay?
38:46That's fake hair.
38:48Fake hair?
38:50What about this?
38:51This is a face mask.
38:52Girls like face masks.
38:53That's mine.
38:55Then help me find one.
38:57Your mom will find out I'm not here.
39:00What are you doing?
39:01Don't you get up?
39:03She peed recently.
39:04Don't you know?
39:05I don't get up.
39:07I've been married for more than ten years.
39:08I've never had a wedding anniversary.
39:11I don't remember.
39:13And this kind of thing
39:14happens for the first time and the second time.
39:16You gave it to me this year.
39:17You'll give it to me next year.
39:18What should I do in the future?
39:20I'll be killed by you.
39:22Hurry up.
39:23Remember to pack this.
39:28You have to remember.
39:29Don't talk nonsense in the future.
39:31Close the door.
40:01Wife.
40:23Happy wedding anniversary.
40:27You still remember.
40:29Actually, you don't have to say anything.
40:31It's a gift.
40:44Isn't this the gift
40:45I gave my daughter last year?
40:48What a coincidence.
40:50That proves that our eyes
40:51are exactly the same.
40:52This is called fate.
40:58Do you want a hug?
41:00I'm going to faint.
41:02I'm going to faint.
41:05Didn't you say you didn't like it?
41:07I decided to like it.
41:10Does it taste better?
41:11Yes.
41:13No wonder.
41:14People say girls are very sensitive.
41:17Do you want to exchange?
41:22It doesn't matter if you don't want it.
41:23I'm just asking.
41:26Okay, let's exchange.
41:36Does it taste better?
41:39How can it taste better when I'm with you?
41:43Let's come again next time.
41:44I haven't tried all the flavors yet.
41:46Come again?
41:47You came last week.
41:48You come this week.
41:49You come again next week.
41:50Do you have any other tricks?
41:52Last week?
41:54Last last week.
41:58Today is our second day of dating.
41:59Three days.
42:00I remember everything.
42:01Last last week.
42:04I know.
42:05You spend a lot of time with me.
42:07That...
42:08Master is back.
42:10Give me the timeline.
42:12It's been two weeks.
42:14Yes.
42:37Dear Martian,
42:39Do you like watching movies?
42:42What's the scene you're most afraid of in a movie?
42:46I've never been afraid of horror movies,
42:48ghost movies,
42:49and horror movies since I was a kid.
42:51I'm most afraid of sci-fi movies.
42:53Especially when I see the bag on the astronaut's body
42:56is broken.
42:57Get out of the spaceship.
42:59Slowly, slowly.
43:02Alone in space.
43:04Getting farther and farther away from that ship.
43:08Boss.
43:09Boss, open the door.
43:13Why don't you call Yi Xiao Tong first?
43:15Don't worry so much.
43:16You don't understand.
43:19Boss.
43:20Boss.
43:38Yi Xiao Tong.
43:41Xiao Tong.
43:56Yi Xiao Tong.
44:00Yi Xiao Tong.
44:24Yi Xiao Tong.
44:26Yi Xiao Tong.
44:28Don't be angry, okay?
44:30I really went that day,
44:31but I didn't expect it to be closed so early.
44:34Don't be angry.
44:36Why don't we make another appointment?
44:38You see when you can,
44:39I can cooperate.
44:45How did you eat it?
44:46And it's a caterpillar.
44:48Didn't you say it was a butterfly?
44:50What's wrong with the caterpillar?
44:52If you really want to apologize,
44:53you can eat a caterpillar.
44:55Don't be like this, okay?
44:57You can't go back on your words after eating it.
44:59I'm like this.
45:00Xiao Tong.
45:01Let's go eat something.
45:02Okay.
45:05Qi Jia Yan.
45:06Don't chase me anymore.
45:10The one I like is Luo Shang Xian.
45:17As a result,
45:18I cut off the only connection
45:20between me and the earth.
45:24The universe is dark.
45:26My dear alien.
45:28Now I have nothing
45:30except you.
45:56Can I get a little closer to you?
46:00Listen.
46:02Looking for the traces of heartbeats.
46:05Slowly, little by little.
46:08But they are all scattered.
46:11Tell me why.
46:12That summer,
46:13that cup of yogurt.
46:15The warmth of winter.
46:17You said you were not used to the night.
46:23I thought you were still
46:25not used to it.
46:28About whether to love or not.
46:30Can you tell me?
46:32If I'm the only one.
46:35It's not a competition.
46:38But who wants to run away first?
46:41I love you in my heart,
46:43but it's empty.
46:44Why am I still waiting?
46:48I don't love you.
46:50You don't love me.
46:52I don't love you.
46:54I don't love you.