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Action, sci - fi

When a magic helmet thrusts Nolan Parthmore into a world of modern-day knights fighting supernatural evil, he's forced to become the hero he was destined to be.

Director
Dan Lantz
Writer
Dan Lantz
Stars
Lance Henriksen, Aaron Dalla Villa, Rachel Nielsen

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Transcript
00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:30You
02:00You
02:30You
03:00You
03:08Now we're in
03:16All this stuff must be priceless I
03:19Can't melt down priceless
03:22Don't touch nothing
03:24We're here for the coins. That's it
03:27Everything else in here can be traced
03:31I
03:36Had to drop a guard what'd you do that for?
03:39We're hired guns what you expect us to do, but they're gonna call security if he doesn't check in I took him out
03:45So he wouldn't alert security
03:48But they're gonna make us soon. So get what you came for. Let's get the hell out of here, right?
03:52Oh
03:58What is all this a bunch of stuff so valuable we can't sell it anywhere
04:05Is he dead what do you think gotcha?
04:22I
04:34Told you not to touch anything
04:39You don't want to mess with I
04:42Told you hands off. We don't have time for this. Let go of the stupid thing
04:48my bad
04:52I
05:22I
05:53Nolan Lewis is spazzing out again
06:01No, no, no
06:03The rules clearly state that the outwards can only be opened by the nobleman who's captured the devil's apostle first
06:09That's the word alpha dumbass Lewis. What'd I tell you about spazzing out in the customers?
06:15He doesn't know the rules. Just take a chill. Will ya?
06:18Go make one of your chai lattes or something a game master never leaves his post
06:22I'm not asking you to neglect your duties. Sir. Lewis. I'm just gonna go over the rules
06:29No rules no rules I swear
06:40It's just Lewis
06:44Okay now let's start at the beginning
06:47Since the Dark Ages there were four noblemen sworn to defend against dark forces
06:52each a royal in their own right noble blood flowing through their veins and
06:57Who's their sworn enemy the devil's apostles? That's right
07:01The devil's apostles twelve immortals pure evil souls that possess the bodies of mortal men when free to roam the earth
07:08Darkness reigns and the only way to stop them the nobleman the four helms both right the four helms of the nobleman
07:16Now the nobleman's only superpower if you want to call it that our four helmets forged by a powerful sorcerer
07:23They give its bearer a power to open up the rift between our world and purgatory
07:29The alpha rift a prison where evil can be trapped and when the evil escapes alpha rift
07:34It is up to the heiress to step up and face their destiny and over time the bloodline has spread throughout the entire world
07:41I mean who knows?
07:43Maybe you could possess the bloodline of the nobleman or you or you but definitely not Lewis, right?
07:52He's right behind me, isn't he no need to get nasty
07:55I'm just kidding. Look seems to me these guys get it
07:59I mean twelve evil demons are hunted by four knights and their descendants who wear magic helmets
08:03It's a simple fairy tale. You mean legend based on actual historical data? Yeah, okay Lewis
08:09Like the alpha rift is real and there's some secret society of noblemen locked in a timeless battle of good versus evil as if
08:40You
08:50Where is it
08:57Yeah
09:05Recognize him you fired him a few months ago
09:09For stealing of all things. Yeah. Well that explains how they got past our security system
09:17Looks like you had help
09:20Coins are gone
09:23And there's traces of an exit
09:25so
09:26There's most certainly someone else
09:30You mean something else
09:36What do you want to do
09:39I think there's only one thing we can do
09:42Are you sure? He's not ready
09:46It is time to bring our young man into the fold
09:56All right, you Rugrats are you guys ready to become noblemen? Yes
10:00Okay, so let's raise your swords and let's go clobber some bag. Oh, okay, but we never clobber bad guys
10:08He does this cut cut Perry repose turn block find a way and thrust
10:14Okay, okay, Laura Nolan. You are scaring the children
10:21Prepared to be knighted I
10:23now proclaim you
10:25Knights of the noblemen and noblemen of the noblemen
10:29And noblemen is sworn to valor his heart. There's only virtue. Excuse me. There is a noble woman there. I
10:40Stand corrected you keep him in line for me. Okay, well do nice. We got to watch out for those boys
10:50Where was I? Oh, yes, um the noblemen and
10:54Women their hearts know only virtue their blades
10:59Defend the innocent their words speak only truth and their wrath undoes the wicked
11:05I now proclaim you Knights of the noblemen
11:16My son was wondering if um, well, I was wondering if um, you could help me
11:23To pick out a good entry-level game for my son
11:27Ever since his dad left. It's been hard to find a good man. Um, I
11:33Mean, I mean a man as as a role model. I get it. It's no worries
11:41Come over here
11:44That Deborah is such a little slut she may as well have a sign around her neck, I don't know I think it's pretty cute
11:54Ma'am
11:55Sorry your change. I
11:58Was distracted by your co-worker. Oh
12:02Yeah, you know, I know how you feel if it wasn't for that ugly rash on his ass. I'd be into him, too
12:10sometimes when the blisters stop oozing pus the smell, you know lets up and maybe then I'd go for it, but
12:18Then again his temper and his violent outbursts you want to see I have a scar that I hide with this hat
12:24Do you want to see it? Thank you
12:33Marking your territory I see. Uh, no, we're just friends. Uh-huh
12:39Okay. What do you want landlady rent isn't due till Friday. I wanted to get a gift for my nephew's birthday, but
12:45Who
12:46Looks like no one has his hands full
12:49Yeah, I can help. What do you need now? He was telling me about this new game last week. I'll come back later
12:54You're open till 9 right? Uh, well if you give us a free month's rent, we'll stay open as late as you want
13:009 is fine
13:03Rent still due on Friday worth a shot
13:15Oh
13:32With the kill camping you wouldn't believe me if I told you but the payday
13:39Better than expected
13:46I
13:53Can't be right now, that's an understatement. I thought we were just hired to help steal some coins
13:58I don't recall any mention of a killer green mist cut the bullshit
14:02What happened?
14:04See for yourself
14:15I
14:27Didn't know you were an artist. Oh my god
14:31Looks like you were a regular Picasso. Where did you find that?
14:35It was in the junk box. Sorry your box of treasures
14:40Be careful. That book is a collector's item
14:45For what like a pedophile? Hey, give me
14:50Okay
14:52Look, you know, I'm a fan of your charming personality, but sometimes you're a bitch
15:01My dad gave me this
15:06I'm I'm really sorry. I didn't know I thought you shared all that stuff with me already. Yeah, it wasn't something worth sharing
15:13it was just a
15:14memory
15:19What the hell come on you big sissy you're bumming me out you little biatch I
15:26Think you're the one being a little bitch
15:32You go girl, hey, shut up Lewis
15:35Oh last game ended half an hour ago pack up your gear and boogie
15:39Huh, you afraid of having a witness to me stealing your manhood?
15:43My manhood is fine. Thank you very much now Lewis pack up. These are custom-painted collectibles
15:49I gotta place them properly. If not, they'll get damaged delivery for Nolan Parth more
15:55time out
16:00I win by forfeit. You owe me 20 bucks
16:04Glad I caught you before you close
16:07Can't stand reattempts. Thanks, man. Good luck
16:13I'm not gonna forget about that 20 bucks
16:16Yeah, and I haven't forgotten about the million lunches you promised to pay me back for oh
16:21And the bottles of paint for supposed repair of your miniatures and the custom dice ordered for you with a store discount
16:29Yep, Gabby's got my back. So best to quit now while you're ahead. Touche
16:35What's this a gift from one of your sugar mamas
16:39Those sugar mamas have kids who are into gaming and since we are in the gaming business
16:43We are nice to those very fine mamas now Lewis pack it up
16:50Kate hi Nathan
16:53It's Nolan Nolan, oh
16:57I am so sorry. I thought your name was Nathan my bad. Nathan is fine. You know, you can call him that
17:03Nonsense, you can be Nolan. Thanks
17:07Lucky you
17:09Whoa
17:10Do you paint these all yourself? Of course?
17:13Any true master would never outsource such a task. Hey Casanova
17:19starting an army
17:20What did you order that? Uh, not me, but it could be from one of your sugar mamas. Stop it
17:27It looks like a replica. Uh
17:30Nope, it's definitely like a million years old. I
17:34Doubt it's a million years old more like
17:381,200 say Nolan
17:40Why don't you try it on? Oh
17:43Yes stud here put it on. Come on. Come on sport. Yeah Nolan put it on
17:49Yeah, okay fine
17:52I'll be the knight in shining armor
18:04Whoa
18:12Everything all right there buddy
18:21My eyes it's all glowing are you okay?
18:30What the hell is wrong with you
18:33Are you okay?
18:36Nolan oh, I'll call an ambulance
18:45The hell it's calling the heir apparent is near
18:52You're not going anywhere unless I say so I
18:57Must go. Hey
18:59You may not be yourself right now, but if you don't sit back down Rilak's gonna unleash his guard dogs
19:16Take him down
19:29Oh
19:40God damn it. Would you have to go and do that for?
19:45You brought him here whoa, hey man, I just
19:51Was I supposed to just leave him there
19:53Just
19:58Get rid of him never happened
20:24Oh
20:49Do it
20:53I
20:58Lock up the store for me. Okay. I'm gonna go to the hospital with him
21:03Fine
21:05Excuse me, sir. Please keep the mask on all right, man. We're gonna circle back set up a perimeter
21:10I want eyes on everything this whole perimeter eyes on everything. Do you understand?
21:16Hey you get him in the van
21:23Okay
21:32The floor the spirit
21:47Well they seem to know you
21:53If he breaks the circuit stop him again, you're the delivery guy, then you're the bait
22:09Time to die oh shit
22:21Are you nuts?
22:23I
22:25Put on the goddamn helmet now
22:35Put on the helmet
22:51I've been waiting an eternity for this moment
22:56Put on the helmet what got any other ideas
23:04Damage
23:25I
23:53Was weird
23:55I
24:14Do you believe in destiny
24:19Where am I
24:21You're in a safe place just relax, please I'll explain everything
24:28Is this the part where you tell me my flesh tastes better with Chianti and fava beans I asked you a very simple question
24:34Mr. Farthmore
24:36What?
24:38Do you believe in destiny?
24:42All right, that's enough bullshit, I want to know what the hell's going on or I'm calling the cops what phone
24:51Oh
25:01If we wanted to hurt you
25:03We would have done it already. Oh, I don't know what kind of kinky stuff you guys are into
25:07But you can count me out. All right, shut up smartass Vickers, please
25:14Sir
25:16So Nolan this might come as a shock to you, but we've met before
25:23Many years ago when your father was still alive. You knew my dad. Yes, I did
25:30You're awake
25:31Are you okay? You were out like a light dad. Tell me about it
25:36You know, it was like the Red Witch put a spell on me or something. Uh more like the Scarlet Witch messed with your head
25:41Oh, yeah
25:43I told you this is a bad idea. He's not our guy. What?
25:48Why am I not your guy?
25:50Because you're a clown and I don't think the fate of the world should be placed in the hands of a fanboy
25:55Well fate of the world
25:58Are you serious?
26:02You are serious Nolan your father that helmet the nobleman
26:10you
26:11They're all connected. What if I told you that the nobleman were more than just the story
26:26Going somewhere. Oh
26:29Great
26:30Hey, man. Hey, you have fun out on the town. You meet me honeys. Why would I wouldn't be honey?
26:37It's an expression
26:39You're wasting your breath
26:41He's obviously not blades anymore. Yeah, you think
26:44Hey, but uh
26:47What you do with my man blades, huh? Oh, he's in here
26:50I needed a strong soul as a host and your friend is a dark evil
26:56What like?
26:58Saruman or some stuff like that
27:00Who's this sorry man that you speak of?
27:03What are the rings man, you think I books where you're from I have been in prison for nearly a millennium
27:08Every time I tried to escape the nobleman pulled me back. I
27:13Feel you brother. The whole system is corrupt. I got sent up for a speeding ticket once of course
27:19I had a trash bag a pot in my backseat
27:22What kind of prison like County or one of those hardcore federal joints
27:26This was my prison Wow, that's dope
27:32What did you call me? It's a figure of speech man. I
27:37You know, if you want to roll in the 21st century you're gonna need someone like me to show you the ropes
27:49Good
27:52Now get us out of this gun
27:56James
27:58The stories you grew up with
28:01Specifically the stories your father told you were all true
28:06What if I were to tell you that this helmet is real? It's twelve hundred and forty seven years old
28:13What if I told you the nobleman were real
28:16Well, assuming you guys are not crazy. That would mean that the devil's apostles are real
28:22Yeah, that man who attacked you tonight was possessed by one of the devil's apostles, you know attack me
28:30Now look like sergeant sledge and a black widow over there. We're attacking him. We saved your life young grateful little prick
28:36We were trying to capture the beast subdue it until no, you know what?
28:41Until what?
28:42What?
28:45Until
28:46The air of Guildamore was confirmed. Oh the guy in the parking lot called me that
28:51Your father was a director senator of sorry, Guildamore one of the original nobleman
28:57seriously
28:59Okay. Now I call bullshit really how do you explain what happened to him when he put the helmet on your bloodline?
29:06It's like a key that opens that helmet
29:10But alas it also calls out to those that have been imprisoned by it come on
29:16You can't possibly believe these weirdos. Come on. No, we're out of here
29:22The man possessed by drag smear won't stop until he ends the bloodline
29:29You mean in me? Yes anyone else in the bloodline, but since you're the only air within a thousand mile radius
29:35You're at the top of that list, which is why we brought the helmet to you
29:40You
29:42Did this on purpose?
29:44Can't catch fish without bait. Well, I was bait
29:47You use me see. Okay, let's go. We tested you
29:52We had to be sure sure of what that this is your destiny
30:01Like the sound of that
30:04What
30:06You know, you're not supposed to eat the bones, right
30:13Little extra calcium never hurt nobody. I
30:21Don't know why I bother cooking him he probably would ate him wrong stop poking the bed you're asking for trouble
30:28Little late for that, don't you think?
30:36You
30:56So that's him just sitting in that building
30:58Yes, he went there after the attack the taser darts were shot at him have tracking devices in them
31:05Why don't you just go get him as long as he stays put it's best to leave sleeping dogs live
31:11He was drawn to that building most likely some kind of connection with his host
31:17If that's my parking lot
31:19That's the inside of my store. How did you get video from inside my store? What the hell you're spying on us?
31:27We bought the building right after Nolan open shop becoming his landlord was the best way to keep an eye on him
31:32We had to get easy access maintain surveillance hide cameras
31:36Seriously, what if I was naked or something in the store? Hmm? That's not the point. What is your point?
31:45Point point don't you guys have any idea of normal? I mean, come on
31:50geez
31:53Well now you did it she may piss for hours a
31:57Servant of the devil himself sits in the building a few miles from here
32:03An argument with your girlfriend
32:05Seems of little concern girlfriend. Oh, no. No, we're just friends
32:12Sure you are
32:15In here we have an assortment of exercise clothes in various sizes
32:19Over there is the bath and of course the refreshments in the mini bar. Why thank you fine, sir
32:26Do be sure to let the hounds out before tea time and Oh Lord Nolan here would like two mints on his pillow
32:36If we need anything I'll be down the hall
32:41Ta-ta
32:44Oh
32:45Looks like you're in prime form prime form. We're prisoners down the hall. Yeah, right
32:51How about I'm down the hall Oh blocking your exit. Come on. It's not that bad. They gave us our phones
32:58Why would they do that? I bet you they're jamming our calls right now. Okay
33:03I'll show you
33:06Lewis always answers his phone even when he's playing a game. I'll bet they'll you know, jam this call with some kind of
33:14I'm fine. Thanks for asking
33:16How's the store?
33:18All good to your chief after you passed out
33:20This is kind enough to have his man help us clean up the mess and close the store you trust those guys
33:25Oh, yeah, they tell me that Nolan's a descendant of the original nobleman and he's the heir of Guildamore and you just believe that
33:32Of course, I always knew there was a touch of destiny about him
33:35I mean, it makes perfect sense after all his dad has a mysterious past and he's been into the nobleman his entire life
33:41All that's missing is for him to get bit by a radioactive spider. What's he saying?
33:49Buys the destiny crap as well. Oh
33:54Well, we're gonna stay at this guy's mansion tonight they gave us a nice room with a minibar so
34:01Sharing a room
34:04Finally I was wondering when you two are gonna hook up
34:08sometimes the hormones
34:10No, no, it is that is not what?
34:16Look just
34:18Just do me a favor and follow my location. Okay, I will send you an invite to track my phone
34:25And if you see a suddenly head toward a swamp or something call the cops, okay
34:31Otherwise, I'll check in with you in the morning
34:39What was that all about, uh, you know Lewis bonkers crazy, yeah
34:47So, I guess I'll take the couch the couch
34:51There's only one bed unless you want a lot of what I mean. Oh
34:56Oh
34:57The couch do I want the couch? Yeah, sure
35:01Yes, I mean apparently you're the man of destiny. So better get a good night's sleep and all I
35:08Actually prefer couches. I mean, I usually fall asleep binge watching anyhow. So like what's the difference?
35:17Yeah, bro. I got this bed is yours
35:23Thanks
35:26Good night. Good night
35:52Good morning princess
35:56What time is it it's time for you to get a shower and put on some fresh clothes
36:00You don't want to miss no one's first day of training. Do you?
36:03Mmm, I don't need a shower. Okay, let's just let's just go. Let's not
36:09You kind of smell like feet
36:11Meet me in the great room. I
36:20Used to say one never knows do what?
36:24Absolutely, there she is. It's about time
36:31Excuse me, my lady. Would you like cream or sugar?
36:33Black very well
36:36So why'd you sleep on the couch?
36:38bed, not comfortable or
36:42Yeah, something like that
36:45I'll actually have the cream and sugar. Well here I want to show you something. We have a direct feed to our gym you
36:53Have a gym. Oh, yeah, we have all kinds of things
36:56So they should be just about ready to go by now
36:59Yep, he's all suited up
37:11So my dad was a real-life nobleman, yeah
37:15Wait, but if please speak your mind
37:19Okay, if he was that means we're relatives of a dude who lived a thousand years ago. Yes
37:25Well, what about my other relatives? I mean, I can't possibly be the only one you're not
37:30But it's more than just the blood in your veins
37:33You've been groomed for this your whole life whether you knew it or not
37:38There is another heir that's been acclimated like you
37:41But she lives in Panama she
37:44Well, she can be a woman too. Of course if you get killed
37:49She'll take your place
37:51And if she falls, there'll be another
37:55Well, sounds like you have it all worked out looks like I'm just meat for the grinder well, that's why you train
38:01Looks like I'm just meat for the grinder. Well, that's why you train
38:10The armor will protect him trust the process
38:17Jeez what's wrong with you, man?
38:23Stop
38:26Stop
38:29Stop Lord drags me. I won't stop
38:33He was imprisoned by your father
38:36So he has a very strong connection to you
38:39What for to kill you?
38:41If he can kill every air in the bloodline, he'll be free to roam the earth and no one can stop him now attack me
38:49Seriously go for it
38:56Oh
39:01Get up you idiot cut the bastard in half
39:07This really sucks
39:10Why not have him fight the demon? I mean, he's all piss and vinegar. Anyhow, I can't he's immortal Oh bloodline
39:17I almost forgot correct. Your two souls are connected
39:21That's how he found you when you put the helmet on boy was that an acid trip what happened to me
39:29Put the helmet on and I'll explain. Oh, no stupid idea
39:33I said we just get to go from Panama. We can hold off drags me until she's ready. He's just a spineless fanboy
39:41No offense
39:43None taken asshat
39:46Just put the helmet on you're in a safe place
39:49Put the helmet on and you'll understand
40:07Just don't hold your breath breathe breathe breathe now tell me what you see
40:19Oh
40:30Snap out of it. He's hungry again. Oh, geez eats like a hippo
40:41Hey, bud
40:43Is he calling to you again?
40:45He's getting help
41:16Oh
41:31Nice try I see you in hell already been there
41:45Oh
42:15Oh
42:29So we cool
42:40Better
42:42Do it again
42:43Are you out of your stinking mind? This is a waste of time
42:47It's not helping stop being a child man up and muscle through
42:52If you did something other than play games your whole life, you realize that the real world is a much tougher place the real world
42:59Don't get me started enough Vickers. Give us a break for a bit
43:04gladly
43:06Hey, don't let the door hit you on the way out
43:09Nolan we're dealing with ancient supernatural forces that modern technology can not explain
43:16I don't fully comprehend how it all works
43:19But evil exists. It will always exist
43:22It's just the balance of nature
43:25All we can do is trap evil lock it away
43:29Keep it from influencing mankind
43:32You've heard of Pandora's box
43:36The fall of Rome World War two the Kardashians
43:41The Kardashians. Yeah, I just want to see if you were paying attention
43:45Ah, there you go. That's the spirit. Take it in just relax a little
43:51Nolan
43:53I too am an heir to the nobleman but a different bloodline than yours
43:58Watch me
44:05Nothing bad is happening to you. It's a sensory overload
44:09So I gotta just chill. Yeah, it's a good word
44:13Like a salmon swimming in cool glacial waters. I don't think you
44:19Never mind
44:35The room isn't moving only you and me