A mother of three daughters (one died at the age of three) commits a crime of conscience and becomes radicalized in prison; she turns into an idealist run amok, determined to change her little corner of the world for the better.
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00:00:31That's a really lovely watch.
00:00:34Thank you.
00:00:36I got it as a birthday present from my Nana on my ninth birthday.
00:00:41It's my very first watch.
00:00:45On my tenth birthday she died.
00:00:48I'm so sorry.
00:00:51And I bet you want it every day and you've never let it stop once.
00:00:55Am I right?
00:01:01I have nothing to say today.
00:01:03May I ask some silly questions then?
00:01:07What kind of books did you read when you were a little girl?
00:01:10How little? When I was all sugar and spice?
00:01:13How old was that?
00:01:16Nancy Drew.
00:01:18And Frank.
00:01:20Philip Roth.
00:01:22I like to think I'm still all sugar and spice.
00:01:28Okay.
00:01:30You mean when I was this little?
00:01:39I had so many friends that I suppose that's why I didn't have time to read much.
00:01:45One of my friends, her parents had this karaoke machine.
00:01:49We would carry on for hours.
00:01:54Her parents were so rich.
00:01:57So rich.
00:02:01They had this bathtub.
00:02:03This enormous bathtub.
00:02:06I suppose her parents used it more often to get dirty than to get clean.
00:02:10If you catch my drift.
00:02:15Five of us.
00:02:18Five of us.
00:02:20Four friends and me.
00:02:23I had so many friends.
00:02:26We were all so little that we'd squeeze into the bathtub together.
00:02:31It was disgusting but it was fun.
00:02:35Disgusting fun.
00:02:38Once we almost brought the karaoke machine in there with us but one girl said we would be electrified.
00:02:44That's what she said. Electrified.
00:02:46Not electrocuted.
00:02:48She was wrong on both accounts.
00:02:51Once I checked into it I decided she was too stupid to be my friend anymore.
00:02:58I was so shallow.
00:03:01So shallow in the shallow end of the tub.
00:03:07I babysat a lot.
00:03:10Gee whiz, I suppose I was a born babysitter.
00:03:15I used to love giving babies baths.
00:03:19They smelled so good.
00:03:23I also loved my dad's smell.
00:03:25The smell of his dental office.
00:03:30I would sweat so much in a hot bath and come out smelling so good.
00:04:00I love you.
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00:04:44I love you.
00:04:46Oh you made it.
00:04:48Hi.
00:04:50Hi baby.
00:04:52Good to see you.
00:04:54I'm so proud of you Mom.
00:04:56I love you Richard.
00:04:58You're going to be great.
00:05:00Norma has to explain to her children that she's a jailbird.
00:05:06And she feels compelled to put that scarlet letter
00:05:09in the proper context for her kids
00:05:12so that they understand the principles for which she was jailed.
00:05:16So that they fully grasp that the reason their mommy was jailed was
00:05:20to make life better for hundreds of other people, for hundreds
00:05:26of friends, for hundreds of other mommies
00:05:30with whose children they played.
00:05:33Well, I'm a jailbird too.
00:05:38I broke the law when the law stopped making sense to me.
00:05:42When a law that was wrong was hurting a great many people.
00:05:48I crossed state lines.
00:05:50And I paid a computer hacker, a known felon,
00:05:54to track down a domestic terrorist.
00:05:57A man who had vowed to kill a Planned Parenthood doctor.
00:06:01A physician who performed abortions legally, safely, and affordably.
00:06:09A man who also saved the lives of many other women.
00:06:14And I stalked this man, this terrorist,
00:06:17with the intent to kill him before he had a chance to commit his act.
00:06:22And I intended to kill him with a handgun
00:06:26that I'd purchased legally from a gun shop.
00:06:29A gun shop owned by that very terrorist.
00:06:32But my plan was thwarted when a security camera mounted
00:06:38on that very clinic just a block away spied my weapon
00:06:43in the passenger seat of my car.
00:06:46It was my passenger.
00:06:48I was sentenced to a year in prison.
00:06:53Released after 36 weeks.
00:06:56How's that for irony?
00:07:00But my imprisonment led to a nationwide outcry.
00:07:05I don't have to tell you what it led to.
00:07:08You were at the forefront.
00:07:10But that conflagration of protest flickered to a few dying embers
00:07:16within a week, maybe 10 days.
00:07:20You know, they used to wrap fish in day-old newspaper.
00:07:24What do they wrap in day-old cyber news?
00:07:29And then you people, you people, Iris Glenn people,
00:07:35you began to do a funny thing.
00:07:39You began to sign a petition, a petition that would put me
00:07:44on November's ballot as a mayoral candidate.
00:07:53And I've decided to run.
00:07:55I've decided to win.
00:07:58I've decided to serve.
00:08:00Three bites and it's back to work.
00:08:14I'm not going to violate my first campaign promise only four
00:08:18hours after the polls close.
00:08:19Now worry about that tomorrow after you're sworn in.
00:08:22This is delicious, guys.
00:08:26To your food, young lady.
00:08:27Sorry.
00:08:37That's not pressure you're feeling, is it?
00:08:39No, it's hunger.
00:08:41Real hunger.
00:08:48Okay. Let's eat.
00:08:56Where's Daddy?
00:08:58He doesn't get back from his conference till tomorrow.
00:09:02I heard a noise and I was scared.
00:09:04What kind of noise?
00:09:07I don't know.
00:09:10I can't explain it.
00:09:13Silence, maybe.
00:09:17I don't know.
00:09:20I don't know.
00:09:22Silence, maybe.
00:09:53♪♪
00:10:12Thanks.
00:10:15♪♪
00:10:25♪♪
00:10:35Oh, hi.
00:10:36Hey, baby.
00:10:37This is my daughter.
00:10:38Hello.
00:10:39This is Curtis.
00:10:41Curtis is about to publish his first book.
00:10:44Grandma!
00:10:45Oh, sweetheart.
00:10:46Good to see you.
00:10:47You look gorgeous.
00:10:48Thank you.
00:10:50Thank you.
00:10:51Thank you.
00:10:52Aww.
00:10:54Oh, my gosh.
00:10:55Hi.
00:10:56Can I have a glass of iced tea?
00:10:58That would be super.
00:10:59No problem.
00:11:00Mmm.
00:11:01Would you like some potato salad?
00:11:03I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna hit that up.
00:11:06♪♪
00:11:19Daddy, help me.
00:11:20Nevada Smith, my favorite waitress.
00:11:22I thought I was your favorite ballerina.
00:11:24That says you were five.
00:11:36You are such a pig.
00:11:38I love going in the garden.
00:11:41I taste this texture with butter, without butter.
00:11:45You really do, don't you?
00:11:47Mmm.
00:11:50What are you doing out here?
00:11:52Are you pissed at someone back there?
00:11:59I don't know.
00:12:04Now you sound scared.
00:12:07I never heard that sound from you before.
00:12:12I can only recall being this scared once before in my life.
00:12:17Daddy?
00:12:2417.
00:12:29I was 17 years old,
00:12:33and I was working as a delivery boy at a local deli.
00:12:37It's still there, the deli.
00:12:41Different delivery boy.
00:12:44After work, must have been just before midnight,
00:12:47I was clowning around, trying to look like a big shot.
00:12:52I played a game of chicken with another kid
00:12:55who worked at the deli on the street,
00:12:58a four-lane street for the affections of a 17-year-old who worked with us.
00:13:04We told her she would have to make out
00:13:07with whomever would lie down the longest, prone on the dark street,
00:13:11as a car approached, before escaping to safety.
00:13:20Stupid.
00:13:24He was my best friend at the time.
00:13:27I barely knew her.
00:13:30But she had just started working at the deli,
00:13:33and we'd heard that she was recently dating
00:13:36the much older owner of an aquarium in the same strip mall,
00:13:40and that he had taught her how to do things.
00:13:45Sex things.
00:13:48I was still a virgin,
00:13:51so my imagination ran wild.
00:13:56I don't think I wanted to win.
00:13:59I was terrified of what the aquarium owner might have taught her,
00:14:03things that would make me look foolish to her.
00:14:07Of course, she'd agreed to none of this.
00:14:11My buddy had already slept with a girl, so...
00:14:16I was in it for him.
00:14:21After he was run over, no one paid me any attention.
00:14:27Not even after he had his leg amputated.
00:14:30No one, not him, not his parents.
00:14:33It was as if I was nothing more than a late-arriving bystander.
00:14:40I felt so much fear every day after that.
00:14:45It was as if their silence was taunting me.
00:14:50The girl never spoke to me again.
00:14:54My own parents wouldn't speak to me for...
00:14:58months.
00:15:00The only one who would even say hello to me
00:15:03was the guy who owned the aquarium.
00:15:08I was scared for years.
00:15:11Until I met your mom.
00:15:14Even then, she knew how to vanquish fear
00:15:18and make you feel worth something.
00:15:23Make you feel...
00:15:27Make you appreciate your full worth.
00:15:35Dad, you're scaring me.
00:15:41Look at you.
00:15:44It blows my mind
00:15:47that I was able to make something as perfect, as beautiful...
00:15:54as you.
00:15:59See the men in that car there?
00:16:05I'm going to be arrested, honey.
00:16:10I don't fear jail.
00:16:14What I fear is that the kid with the amputated leg
00:16:17is finally going to come after me.
00:16:21That they all will.
00:16:24Okay.
00:16:41You know, some people call me an activist.
00:16:45Others call me something else.
00:16:49I think it's a word that begins with C.
00:16:54Crackpot.
00:16:57All paradigms begin with crackpots.
00:17:00Revolution isn't easy.
00:17:03Making history legally is hard.
00:17:11Does anyone know what this is behind me?
00:17:14It's Vermont's flag.
00:17:16Not its state flag.
00:17:18It's the flag of the nation of Vermont.
00:17:21More specifically, the Second Vermont Republic,
00:17:24a movement founded by an economics professor in 2003.
00:17:29In a recent article in the New York Times,
00:17:32they reported that the Obama administration
00:17:35had been flooded with secession petitions by eight states,
00:17:39including Texas,
00:17:42a state whose laws I find dubious.
00:17:47The Texas petition,
00:17:50signed by 125,746 citizens,
00:17:55declared that withdrawing from the union
00:17:58was, quote, practically feasible
00:18:00since the state had a balanced budget.
00:18:03And Austin is its capital, for crying out loud,
00:18:06so Texas can't be all bad, am I right?
00:18:11The Vermont movement embraces
00:18:14many of the same values as our founding fathers.
00:18:18Ideals are hard.
00:18:21They're hard to conjure up,
00:18:24they're hard to wrap other people's minds around,
00:18:27and they're hardest of all to achieve and maintain.
00:18:31You dropped acid?
00:18:33Isn't a statutory rape charge worse?
00:18:35It was my LSD.
00:18:37You're forgiving him?
00:18:39He was inside another woman.
00:18:41A girl!
00:18:42Is there any left?
00:18:44This ten-year-old just moved in down the block I've had my eye on.
00:18:47Where are you going?
00:18:49To get you some Valium.
00:18:51Ugh, unbelievable.
00:18:57Dad, why don't you just pull out the nitrous, hmm?
00:19:00That used to calm me down just fine.
00:19:03And you're going to start a country!
00:19:05Yes, but first I'm giving my daughter ten milligrams of Valium.
00:19:08Take this.
00:19:10Do you remember last August
00:19:12when Mom and I went to Jones Beach
00:19:15to see John Fogarty and Jackson Brown?
00:19:17Pathetic.
00:19:18Do you even know their work?
00:19:21Not really.
00:19:23Pathetic.
00:19:24Before we left for the show,
00:19:26we dropped acid.
00:19:29It had been 30 years,
00:19:31but we kept a vial
00:19:34in the back of the freezer.
00:19:37The show began, and I was tripping,
00:19:40and I needed to go to the men's room.
00:19:43That was the last time I saw Mom
00:19:46until I got home.
00:19:48She was already in bed sleeping
00:19:50when I got home.
00:19:52I have no recollection of how I got home.
00:19:56When I walked into the men's room,
00:19:58there were, and I have no idea why,
00:20:00there were half a dozen cans of spray paint
00:20:02in the corner of the room.
00:20:04All different colors.
00:20:07Well, maybe different colors.
00:20:09There was a simple lock on the men's room door,
00:20:11so I locked myself in,
00:20:14and instantly all of the sounds
00:20:17occurring outside of the room clicked off.
00:20:20They didn't fade out.
00:20:21They just switched off
00:20:22as if there was a power failure.
00:20:25Not even the music could penetrate my trip.
00:20:29So I gathered up the cans,
00:20:31and I began to paint the floor.
00:20:34It looked like a blank canvas to me,
00:20:36so I decided I needed to create a mural,
00:20:39so I did.
00:20:41And I don't paint,
00:20:42but there was some pretty impressive shit
00:20:45I was spraying.
00:20:46What was Mom doing?
00:20:47I'll tell you what I can remember later.
00:20:49Don't do drugs.
00:20:52I painted an amusement park.
00:20:54Rides, cotton candy vendors,
00:20:57sideshows, freak shows.
00:21:00One side of the park was day,
00:21:02the other was night.
00:21:05And then she, this girl,
00:21:09walked out of one of the men's room stalls.
00:21:13She was 16.
00:21:15It didn't seem odd to me
00:21:16that this young woman was relieving herself
00:21:19in an otherwise empty men's room.
00:21:22Maybe it wasn't actually otherwise empty.
00:21:26Maybe it wasn't.
00:21:28But she began conversing with me
00:21:30as if she'd been watching me all along.
00:21:33I described my park tour,
00:21:35the people and the families in the park,
00:21:37but all she could see in my painting
00:21:39were sexual things.
00:21:42She was probably high off her ass.
00:21:45I'm not on LSD.
00:21:49She made me cry.
00:21:51She brought me to tears
00:21:52because she couldn't see
00:21:54what I was seeing in my painting.
00:21:58She said if we had sex,
00:22:00maybe I could understand what she was seeing.
00:22:04And suddenly I imagined it was the end of the world.
00:22:08And I thought of all the things I might do
00:22:12if I knew the world was coming to an end.
00:22:16And so I had sex with her.
00:22:23Afterwards, she left the room,
00:22:25and I continued to paint the floor.
00:22:27And that's all I remember
00:22:28about that night at Jones Beach.
00:22:31She got pregnant, and she had an abortion.
00:22:34And she posted the story of her experience,
00:22:37of our experience, on Facebook.
00:22:41And so here we are, this woman.
00:22:46Girl.
00:22:48Girl.
00:22:51Oh, my God.
00:22:54Oh, my God, this girl doesn't live
00:22:56anywhere near Iris Glen, does she?
00:22:58No.
00:23:03And where are you going?
00:23:05I'll be right back.
00:23:07Conspiracy to commit murder,
00:23:09and now a statutory rape.
00:23:11Your approval rating is sure to hit an all-time high, Mom.
00:23:17What is it?
00:23:19They're from my first year of dentistry,
00:23:22when I shared a practice
00:23:23with three other young dentists.
00:23:25I worked on kids almost exclusively then.
00:23:29Kids were so afraid of the dentist.
00:23:31But I won them over.
00:23:33I quelled their terror.
00:23:35Almost without exception,
00:23:36my young patients hand-wrote
00:23:38thank-you cards and letters to me.
00:23:40Some said they were inspired to be dentists themselves
00:23:43so they could grow up
00:23:44and teach the next generation of kids
00:23:46not to be afraid of the dentist.
00:23:48Most of these are from girls.
00:23:50It's creepy.
00:23:52You're trying hard to hate me, Nevada.
00:23:56This is the real me.
00:23:58Please hold on to them for me.
00:24:02Who's going to tell Jude?
00:24:04I already did.
00:24:05I Skyped with your sister this morning.
00:24:07Actually, middle of the night, our time.
00:24:09I wanted to get her before she went to work.
00:24:12What did she say?
00:24:14Our call was interrupted.
00:24:17She got a text that a young boy had just been shot
00:24:20and that she was needed someplace, someplace dangerous.
00:24:24There were so many things I wanted to do with you.
00:24:28Put them on a list.
00:24:30Bury them in a time cap zone.
00:24:32We'll dig them up together.
00:24:36There you go again.
00:24:38Charming the pants off.
00:24:41Charming the pants off me?
00:24:43What a waste.
00:24:46You could have been a great dad.
00:24:50Right now, tell me one of the things you wanted to do with me.
00:24:53No.
00:24:55Nevada, it'll get me through.
00:25:00Why not?
00:25:02Because I don't want to get my hopes up
00:25:05just in case I hate you as much
00:25:06when you get out of prison as I do now.
00:25:10How's that for a going-away gift?
00:26:11What?
00:26:38I'm really sorry, but I've got to say this.
00:26:45You have the greatest legs I have ever seen.
00:26:50It even looked like you were moving in slow motion.
00:26:53I was in slow motion.
00:26:55I've been watching you for a week or so.
00:26:58A week or so, huh?
00:27:01See that guy over there?
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:05Who is he?
00:27:07He's been watching me for over four years.
00:27:10So you're not so special.
00:27:14I am special.
00:27:20What's he doing to the kid?
00:27:22He's feeding the kid.
00:27:24The kid's name is Brett.
00:27:26And babysitting the kid?
00:27:28I've got to make a living too, you know?
00:27:32I don't know what the guy's name is.
00:27:35You like tennis?
00:27:36You don't know anything about that guy.
00:27:38It's okay.
00:27:40He's my ball boy.
00:27:42I love the attention.
00:27:44It's flattering.
00:27:46Makes me feel like I'm going to live forever.
00:27:50I changed the diapers.
00:27:53Whose?
00:27:55You like getting attention from that guy?
00:27:58Wouldn't you rather know if I don't mind getting your attention?
00:28:01I know you've been watching me forever.
00:28:05You're really not so different, eh?
00:28:14My name's Otto.
00:28:16Otto what?
00:28:17Otto Bryant.
00:28:18Nevada.
00:28:19Nevada what?
00:28:20Smith.
00:28:21You're leering at me.
00:28:22I beg to differ.
00:28:27I'm tough.
00:28:29I'm tough.
00:28:30Really?
00:28:31If I let you punch me in the stomach, will you let me punch you in the stomach?
00:28:34I am not Bryant.
00:29:00I'm alive.
00:29:30I didn't think you'd do it.
00:29:51Come on.
00:29:52I've got to get the baby.
00:30:00How are you doing, beautiful?
00:30:23I've read Bukowski's Women.
00:30:25Loved it.
00:30:26Danced at the Viper Club in West Hollywood.
00:30:29Didn't live up to the hype.
00:30:32I adore sentimental education.
00:30:35Do you ever work?
00:30:36I do very well.
00:30:38I am executive VP of business development for a company called Think Already.
00:30:43No exclamation point.
00:30:46Business development.
00:30:48You develop businesses?
00:30:50Like developing photos?
00:30:52People don't really develop photos anymore.
00:30:54Do you ever worry that people won't develop businesses anymore?
00:30:57Either?
00:31:01Okay, what businesses?
00:31:02Hybrid businesses.
00:31:03Wondrous businesses.
00:31:05Destination sites.
00:31:06And that's hard these days thanks to Mr. Bezos.
00:31:09But I'm good at it.
00:31:10For example, we all know most women love to try on shoes.
00:31:15And most women get pregnant at one time or another and have to expand, so to speak, their wardrobe.
00:31:21So, I came up with the barefoot and pregnant chain.
00:31:26Clever.
00:31:27But it sounds like a one-hit wonder.
00:31:29What else?
00:31:30I'm just getting started, Nevada Smith.
00:31:33Everyone loves ice cream.
00:31:35And everybody has to die.
00:31:38There's a franchise in New Hampshire and Maine called Heaven and Hell.
00:31:42And one's mine, too.
00:31:44Is ice cream the heaven or hell part?
00:31:46It's also a crematorium.
00:31:49It's an ice creamatorium.
00:31:52That chain is successful.
00:31:55We had to throw out a bar for good measure.
00:31:57It's doing good.
00:31:59It's coming along.
00:32:02No offense, but it sounds a tad easy.
00:32:05Your job.
00:32:07You think.
00:32:08Always up for some competition, huh?
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Knock yourself out.
00:32:13Any ideas?
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:19Everyone's online these days.
00:32:23And...
00:32:27Nuts are very good for you.
00:32:30Internuts.
00:32:32Snacks.
00:32:37Oh, I like your ideas.
00:32:39I did.
00:32:41I liked your ideas.
00:32:44You want to know something embarrassing about me?
00:32:47I have a paralyzing fear of the sight of blood.
00:32:54My father was so disappointed I wouldn't follow in his footsteps.
00:32:58He's a dentist.
00:33:00My sister, she's the widow of our family.
00:33:04She is a pediatrician, so she's a saint to both of my parents.
00:33:09I pass out when I see a kid with a bloody nose.
00:33:12I hope you and your sister get along okay.
00:33:15She's my hero, too.
00:33:18She's in the Ukraine.
00:33:20Taxes without borders.
00:33:23So I only see her when we Skype.
00:33:26I had another sister, but she died of cancer when she was a baby.
00:33:32She was only three.
00:33:37What about bloody movies?
00:33:41You don't want to know.
00:33:44What about your period?
00:33:46You don't want to know.
00:33:48I keep a big monthly calendar in my bedroom to remind me to be fully prepared.
00:33:57My friends do it online, and what if their computer crashed?
00:34:02It's chilling. I don't leave anything up to chance.
00:34:06So that's why I'm also on the pill.
00:34:10Wow.
00:34:11Are you glad to hear I'm on the pill, Otto Breyer?
00:34:14Ecstatic.
00:34:16Do you like to play tennis?
00:34:19You mean a game where you hit something and it doesn't hit you back?
00:34:24I gotta be honest, your name is really dumb.
00:34:27My dad was an English lit professor and thought it would be noble or funny anyway to come up with palindrome for my name.
00:34:38Thank God you don't have any siblings.
00:34:41What do you mean was an English lit professor?
00:34:44Is he retired?
00:34:46He died six years ago of pancreatic cancer.
00:34:52I'm really sorry.
00:34:53I'm really pissed.
00:34:56I did want to follow in his footsteps, be a teacher, but I...
00:35:06My dad's pancreas plummeted when he got sick, so I had to find a job that didn't require an advanced degree, or a...
00:35:15a degree.
00:35:18You can still follow in his footsteps.
00:35:21He was a Mensa. It's a tough act to follow.
00:35:27So is my dad. He's embarrassed by it.
00:35:32Did he suffer much?
00:35:35Why do people ask that question?
00:35:38Why should you care, really?
00:35:40When did that become de rigueur?
00:35:42Do you know the meaning of the word schadenfreude?
00:35:44Did it make you feel like a better person to ask me that?
00:35:47Did he suffer much?
00:35:50Yes.
00:35:57What does your mom do?
00:35:59Housewife.
00:36:02I own a house in Ireland, in County Clare. About 100,000 people live there.
00:36:08It was my grandfather's.
00:36:10Do you have a picture of it?
00:36:12I've never seen it.
00:36:15Why?
00:36:16I'm afraid I'd fall in love with it.
00:36:18That it would be like looking at something out of a fairy tale.
00:36:23Like, out of a storybook.
00:36:28That's not real life.
00:36:30Schadenfreude, my ass.
00:36:32Come over to my house tomorrow.
00:37:01Miss Smith.
00:37:04I'm a reporter with the Times. I'd like to schedule an interview with you.
00:37:07Didn't you used to write for Rolling Stone?
00:37:09You're a rock star.
00:37:11Mrs. Smith goes to Washington.
00:37:13Oh, you're good.
00:37:15A medical center.
00:37:17Nothing wrong with you, is there?
00:37:19Well, I'm having my annual physical. You want to come with me?
00:37:22No. I saw that in a movie once.
00:37:25Never ends well.
00:37:27Give me your card. I'll give you something.
00:37:30Soon.
00:37:32Thank you.
00:37:34You're welcome.
00:37:35Really?
00:37:3717,621.
00:37:42That's the population of Iris Glen.
00:37:46Our unemployment rate is 0.4%.
00:37:51Impossibly low?
00:37:53No.
00:37:55Coincidence?
00:37:57Providence?
00:37:59No.
00:38:0117,621.
00:38:06Eight billionaires.
00:38:08121 millionaires.
00:38:11And they all signed my petition.
00:38:14And one of the top ten constitutional attorneys in the United States calls Iris Glen her home.
00:38:23When my daughter, Nevada, and I accompanied my husband to a dental convention in 2000 in Washington, D.C., my world was rocked.
00:38:35We visited quite a few historical monuments.
00:38:39But what took my breath away was when we took in the National Archives.
00:38:47This is where the original Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights hold sway.
00:38:54Every elected official should be compelled by law to make a pilgrimage to the National Archives once a week.
00:39:03At a bare minimum.
00:39:06As a reminder.
00:39:10As a reminder.
00:39:14Parchment that changed the world.
00:39:23So here's what I propose to do.
00:39:26My first act as mayor will be to impose term limits.
00:39:31A mayor may only serve one six-year term.
00:39:34And the very first victim of term limits will be me.
00:39:38In six years, I'm through.
00:39:41I have lofty goals, to put it mildly.
00:39:45But six years is plenty of time to achieve most of them.
00:39:49Or to fail.
00:39:51Six years is plenty of time to rise to a challenge.
00:39:55Not dilly-dally campaigning for re-election.
00:40:00Next.
00:40:02In a recent poll, it was determined that 82% of the adult population of Iris Glen do not smoke.
00:40:09Disposal of cigarette butts.
00:40:13It's littering.
00:40:15It's disgusting.
00:40:17And you're going to jail for 72 hours.
00:40:20Oh, right on 18 percenter, because I'm going to get it passed.
00:40:28And you'll also perform 70 hours of community service.
00:40:32Picking up, sweeping up, spearing trash, including cigarette butts, after your incarceration.
00:40:42Expectorating in public.
00:40:47Why are baseball players always spitting?
00:40:51What is it exactly that they're spitting?
00:40:55And why can't they simply swallow?
00:41:0070 hours in jail.
00:41:10Immigration.
00:41:13Oh, that shut you up, didn't it?
00:41:25I'm sorry.
00:41:45You don't have to wait when you're this excited.
00:41:48I'm just pulling pants down with a black man.
00:41:56Oh, ye whose dead lie buried beneath the green grass,
00:42:01whose standing among flowers can say,
00:42:03Here, here lies my beloved.
00:42:06Ye not know the desolation that broods in bosoms like these,
00:42:10what bitter blanks in those black-bordered marbles which cover no ashes,
00:42:15what despair in those movable inscriptions,
00:42:18what deadly voids and unbidden infidelities
00:42:21in the lines that seem to gnaw upon all faith and refuse resurrections
00:42:24to the beings who have been placed without a grave.
00:42:29As well might those tablets stand in the cave of Elephanta as here.
00:42:35So, you're telling me I should ignore the fact that Geneva is looking at my Johnson?
00:42:40Baby, I'm reading Melville.
00:42:43What's his deal, Nevada?
00:42:45I don't know.
00:42:47He represents the sum total of Iris Glenn's unemployment rate.
00:42:51He won a wheelbarrow full of lottery money, so he doesn't have a job.
00:42:55He's our talisman. Our protector.
00:43:00My mom says she's actually glad he's there so she can keep an eye on him.
00:43:04Have you ever met him?
00:43:06None of us have.
00:43:08Maybe my baby sister once.
00:43:11Why do you say that?
00:43:13Sixth sense.
00:43:17My dad's in prison.
00:43:19Please don't look up what he did.
00:43:21I know he's in prison.
00:43:23And why.
00:43:25And I know who your mom is.
00:43:30I'm really crowding you, huh?
00:43:32Promise me you won't tell anyone.
00:43:34Your friends, your family.
00:43:36Who I am.
00:43:38Who my mother is.
00:43:48So how are you going to introduce me to Otto when he gets here?
00:43:52How about Otto, meet my best friend Darlene, who was once my babysitter,
00:43:56and who cruelly left my beautiful baby godson home today with his grandmother?
00:44:02I love that kid.
00:44:04You're so mean.
00:44:06I'm so jealous of older couples who are so openly affectionate with one another.
00:44:11So clearly, spectacularly in love.
00:44:15You think that's because you're getting older or because you're presently single?
00:44:20I have to lower my standards. I have to stop being superficial.
00:44:23I would never date someone named Otto, for example.
00:44:29I can't wait to get older so I can do things like that and make people, young people like me, jealous.
00:44:35Does Otto have any discernible flaws?
00:44:38He doesn't know how to say guacamole.
00:44:41He pronounces it guacamole.
00:44:43I think he thinks that's how it's actually pronounced.
00:44:47Uh-huh. Correct him.
00:44:50I think it's adorable.
00:44:52He's a great lover. See how I just cut to the chase there?
00:44:58We're both creatures of habit.
00:45:00We only eat baked salmon for lunch.
00:45:03We only drink kale and fruit smoothies.
00:45:05Only?
00:45:06And neither of us particularly like to eat dinner.
00:45:09That's crazy. Aren't you hungry when you wake up in the morning?
00:45:12Yeah, I eat breakfast.
00:45:14We both eat baked breakfasts.
00:45:16We both like taking walks through Times Square at 5 a.m.
00:45:22Between 5 and 6 in the morning we own that town.
00:45:26Does Harper like him?
00:45:28You punched me in the stomach.
00:45:30That only means you punched him in the stomach first.
00:45:32You have become so predictable.
00:45:35Does Harper like him?
00:45:36I don't even know if she likes you, babe.
00:45:40Since I met Otto, I've begun obsessing about palindromic names.
00:45:44Anna.
00:45:46Ava.
00:45:48Anna.
00:45:51Good.
00:45:52He says the oddest things.
00:45:55Once he asked me if I thought there was a finite number of songs that could be written
00:46:00since there are only so many musical notes.
00:46:02Are there only so many?
00:46:06It made me wonder if that was true of people, too.
00:46:10Only a finite number of people allowed.
00:46:14Well.
00:46:18Maybe he thinks he's just another transitional relationship to you.
00:46:24Like a snowflake that'll dissolve the moment you turn your face away from his.
00:46:28That's horrible.
00:46:30Anyway, you just answered the question.
00:46:32Every snowflake is different.
00:46:34So is every song.
00:46:37So is every person.
00:46:40I still daydream. Radiant daydreams.
00:46:43I love your mom for that.
00:46:45Never stop dreaming no matter how old you become.
00:46:48There's still so much I want to do.
00:46:50The trouble is, with each passing year, with each new kid, I become frustrated.
00:46:56So the only thing I do about my dreams is conjure up new ones.
00:47:00How did you become a babysitter? Or why did you become a babysitter?
00:47:03That might be the oddest segue I've ever heard.
00:47:06Nothing, it's not odd. Just ask my kids.
00:47:09Hey.
00:47:10Hi.
00:47:13Darlene, this is Otto, my boyfriend.
00:47:15Hi.
00:47:16Hi.
00:47:17No Otto jokes.
00:47:19It's nice to meet you.
00:47:20Nice to meet you, too.
00:47:22Oh, honey, about tomorrow, I'm going to visit my grandma, Julianne.
00:47:26Oh, hey, how did her Seder go?
00:47:28Your grandmother's Jewish?
00:47:30Honorary Jewish.
00:47:33What can I say? She craves gefilte fish.
00:47:36She's the traditional sort of gal.
00:47:38Her best friend growing up was Jewish.
00:47:40So when the friend went to live in Israel on a kibbutz, so did grandma.
00:47:45That inculcated the concept of paradigms in grandma.
00:47:50I'm certain that's how it took root in my mom.
00:47:53My mom was actually born in Israel, in Haifa.
00:47:57Technically, she's Israeli.
00:48:00I don't know how she keeps it a secret.
00:48:04Grandma even enlisted in the Israeli army.
00:48:07Her best friend, it was compulsory for her best friend.
00:48:10And they are inseparable.
00:48:14Inseparable.
00:48:16But she's not Jewish.
00:48:18The army stint is when she took up archery.
00:48:21She was so good, she was recruited to train with the Israeli Olympic archery team.
00:48:25But, uh, she was retrieving her arrows one day on the range, and one of her eyes...
00:48:33She was blinded in a freak accident.
00:48:37Her cornea was sliced open by the fletching of someone else's arrow.
00:48:43In the end, I guess she was lucky.
00:48:47But now, even still, she goes to the range once a week, every week.
00:48:53She's not intimidated by anything.
00:48:57Stubborn, fake Jew.
00:49:00My family's nuts.
00:49:08You're insane.
00:49:10Harper, you have breast cancer.
00:49:13Aggressive breast cancer.
00:49:15That's debilitating enough, but you're also opting for a double mastectomy.
00:49:20Take a break.
00:49:22Lou, I need you to help me draft the constitution.
00:49:25And I need you to spearhead the flat tax section.
00:49:28You can work with George on that.
00:49:30What's the final number?
00:49:32Forty-six point two percent.
00:49:34Margin of error?
00:49:35Point two percent.
00:49:36I can sell that.
00:49:39What am I saying?
00:49:41How soon can you meet with George?
00:49:43Harper...
00:49:47After I remove your breasts.
00:49:51I've got four more years to get so much done.
00:49:54Realistically.
00:49:55Realistically.
00:49:57Am I being realistic?
00:50:00Lou!
00:50:03A year ago, you were fairly adamant about not taking the time off from work for a second surgery if you needed a mastectomy.
00:50:10What happened?
00:50:14That's coffee.
00:50:17The ice cube's water.
00:50:20I'll get you a hand towel.
00:50:22No.
00:50:25Thank you.
00:50:55Thank you.
00:51:18I'm very nervous.
00:51:22About what?
00:51:26I...
00:51:30It's kind of nice and kind of weird that neither of us have names that can be shortened into nicknames.
00:51:41Have you told anyone about me?
00:51:44About my mom?
00:51:47No.
00:51:49But I really want to.
00:51:52I knew I could trust you.
00:51:55I've always said that the fastest way to spread gossip is to swear at your best friend in secrecy.
00:52:04Okay.
00:52:09You want to hear an epic story?
00:52:14I wouldn't.
00:52:17You can't unhear it once I tell it.
00:52:20And you're going to want to break up with me once I tell you?
00:52:25But it's a pretty epic story.
00:52:31Nevada?
00:52:33In here, Mom.
00:52:37Why are you reading in here, honey?
00:52:39The bulb in my room blew and I don't like reading downstairs next to the scary TV.
00:52:45When my sister was born I would spy on my mother while she watched her sleeping.
00:52:49I've never seen that singular look of love on anyone's face since.
00:52:52So pure, so intense.
00:52:55Were you jealous?
00:52:57Sure.
00:52:59That's some smile, Mom.
00:53:02I'm going to Washington, honey.
00:53:04Friday.
00:53:06I finally got a meeting with one of the Supremes.
00:53:09Ah, it's starting.
00:53:12That's amazing.
00:53:14I love that smile, Mom.
00:53:16I thought you retired that smile when Uncle Cowton died.
00:53:18Oh, honey.
00:53:20When you love someone so much you should always be smiling like this.
00:53:25I remember exactly when it was that I first started loving Uncle Calvin so much that I couldn't stop smiling like this.
00:53:36I was 17.
00:53:39I had a best girlfriend.
00:53:43She was a rebel.
00:53:45I idolized her.
00:53:47Ah!
00:53:49She was a great dancer.
00:53:51She knew how to buy the coolest clothes from the vintage shops.
00:53:56And she knew where they all were everywhere, like the people who know where all the best antique stores are.
00:54:02She got strays and she never did her homework.
00:54:05She wouldn't wear a bra.
00:54:07Bet she wears one now.
00:54:09Oh, shut up.
00:54:11I owned my own car.
00:54:12I bought it with my own money, too.
00:54:14So after graduation from high school, she decided that we should drive to a music festival in Austin, Texas together on holiday, just the two of us.
00:54:24There was nothing she could suggest that I wouldn't do.
00:54:28So we decided to drive through Salt Lake City so we could see the Great Salt Lake.
00:54:34And that's where she met this guy, this Mormon guy.
00:54:39She ditched me for him.
00:54:40Well, defiantly, I decided to drive on to Austin alone.
00:54:45I got just outside of Grand Junction, Colorado, and my car overheated.
00:54:50I freaked out because I knew nothing about cars.
00:54:54So without thinking, I did a U-turn, drove back to Grand Junction, checked into a Holiday Inn.
00:55:02At noon, I bought a six-pack of beer with my phony ID.
00:55:07I bought a six-pack of beer.
00:55:09I brought it back to my room and had a nervous breakdown.
00:55:14I never cried so hard, so long in my life.
00:55:19I fell completely apart.
00:55:22And so I did the only thing I could do.
00:55:25I called Grandma, but she wasn't home.
00:55:28Only Calvin was home.
00:55:30Remember, he lived in Argentina with me.
00:55:33Calvin was home.
00:55:35Remember, he lived in Argentina, worked for Lufthansa.
00:55:39You even wrote that story, fiction, about him being a Nazi in exile.
00:55:44He played along with his great-niece, providing you with elaborate fake details.
00:55:51And he had that adorable fake accent.
00:55:55Anyway, he just arrived in New York, and he made it to the phone just in time,
00:56:01a split second before I was going to hang up and slip my wrist.
00:56:05Well, I couldn't stop crying, but I got my whole story out
00:56:10and ended by telling him that I was moving to Grand Junction for the rest of my life
00:56:15because my car didn't work and I couldn't face coming home a loser.
00:56:21Well, he talked me off the ledge, and he told me to get a good night's sleep.
00:56:27So I ate a chocolate bar and some cashews,
00:56:31and right around the time I got through with my second beer, the phone rang.
00:56:35In Grand Junction.
00:56:38I almost didn't answer it.
00:56:40I didn't know his soul outside of Iris Glen.
00:56:44It was a young priest from a local parish.
00:56:46Calvin found him and asked if he would call me.
00:56:50But I needed a pep talk from a third party I could trust.
00:56:54And that young priest knew his shit.
00:56:58He gave faith to the faithless.
00:57:01That was me, faithless.
00:57:05It gave me all the courage I needed to drive home.
00:57:10And that's the first time I fell in love with Uncle Calvin.
00:57:13That's the first time I fell in love with Uncle Calvin.
00:57:43I love you.
00:58:13I love you too.
00:58:14I love you too.
00:58:42Wanna break up?
00:58:45No.
00:58:49I'm the middle daughter.
00:58:54My big sister is going to win a Nobel Prize for medicine someday.
00:58:59And my baby sister, wow, she'll always be a superstar.
00:59:06And my father's dead to me.
00:59:09And to your mom.
00:59:11If you want me to stop, I will.
00:59:20You're cheating on me.
00:59:27How can I be jealous of your mother?
00:59:33What kind of threat?
00:59:41Never mind.
00:59:50I'm in love with you.
00:59:57You'll still make love to me?
01:00:01Yes.
01:00:03It wasn't a question.
01:00:11I love you so much.
01:00:17And there's something else.
01:00:21My mother has breast cancer.
01:00:25She's having a double mastectomy on Saturday.
01:00:28And after that she's having breast reconstruction.
01:00:33And then she's going to change the world.
01:00:41Immigration.
01:00:43Oh, that shut you up, didn't it?
01:00:47I'll get back to immigration later.
01:00:50We're going to raise taxes.
01:00:52Oh, they're going through the roof.
01:00:54And we're also switching to a flat income tax.
01:00:57And sales taxes will be raised.
01:01:00But there's an upside.
01:01:02Health care will be free.
01:01:11We don't have a four-year school within our city limits.
01:01:15But any child who wants an associate's degree from IGCC will be admitted tuition-free.
01:01:27And we'll create a scholarship fund for transfers to four-year schools.
01:01:32Four months of paid maternity leave will be guaranteed.
01:01:37And serious consideration will be given to some amount of paternity leave as well.
01:01:44I want all drugs decriminalized, legislated, and heavily taxed.
01:01:52Taxes raised from the legal sale of drugs will be plowed into addiction therapy and mental health needs.
01:01:59I have to determine how to handle the traffic nightmare that will occur as a result.
01:02:04But we'll figure it out.
01:02:07Probably restrict the hours of vending drugs. Maybe the days, too.
01:02:17The penalty for rape will be life in prison without parole.
01:02:24There are six cemeteries and two golf courses within our city limits.
01:02:31They sit on some of our most fertile land and reside on tracts of Iris Glen
01:02:38that could otherwise be allocated for 6,000 living, breathing, productive citizens.
01:02:46Sorry, sports fans, but cemeteries and golf courses make no logical sense to me.
01:02:52And I'm going to look into closing our local post office and building a fourth hospital.
01:02:58We desperately need a new hospital.
01:03:01School pledges of allegiance will bite the dust.
01:03:06As will swearing on a Bible in a court of law.
01:03:09And I'm going to look into closing our local post office and building a fourth hospital.
01:03:13As will swearing on a Bible in a court of law.
01:03:16These are both fascist controlling practices antithetical to free speech
01:03:22and freedom of thought and freedom of religion and freedom from religion.
01:03:37Oh, that's right. Immigration.
01:03:40Everyone is going to want to live here once all of this and so much more is accomplished.
01:03:46If you want to make Iris Glen your new home, you'll have to deposit $400,000 into a local bank
01:03:53and leave it there untouched for no less than five years.
01:03:57We are not creating a welfare state.
01:04:00We don't want nor do we need federal assistance.
01:04:04No federal roads or highways currently run through Iris Glen.
01:04:18I had a lot of time to look ahead in prison.
01:04:23To consider the direction of my future.
01:04:25To look ahead in prison.
01:04:28To consider the direction humanity is headed.
01:04:33Global warming may not ebb, despite mankind's best efforts.
01:04:40If left unchecked, the world's population will double within 20 years.
01:04:46Our food supply is drying up.
01:04:50Our water supply is drying up.
01:04:53And so is our energy.
01:04:56Cyberterrorism will become endemic.
01:05:02My friends.
01:05:07Iris Glen is going to secede from the United States of America.
01:05:24Door's open.
01:05:27Where were you? You're late.
01:05:30You said you'd be back by four.
01:05:32Stuff for Nova. For your mom.
01:05:34Hmm, cute.
01:05:36Mom's going to love your eyeballs out for that.
01:05:39What about bagels?
01:05:41Everything bagels. Spinach, kale, coconut water, banana, mango, smoothies.
01:05:47I'm going to love you for that.
01:05:54Going down on you makes me feel sad sometimes.
01:05:58Your penis is so pretty, but I can't see it or watch it when I'm going down on you.
01:06:04But I know how good it makes you feel.
01:06:09You can open your eyes.
01:06:11I'm myopic.
01:06:13When I'm that close, it's out of focus and it isn't beautiful anymore.
01:06:24I love that you let me kiss you on the lips when I'm doing this.
01:06:27Are you kidding me?
01:06:29Your lips taste like raspberry yogurt after I kissed you.
01:06:32I'm sorry.
01:06:34I'm sorry.
01:06:36I'm sorry.
01:06:38I'm sorry.
01:06:39Are you kidding me? Your lips taste like raspberry yogurt after I come in your mouth.
01:06:44That's disgusting.
01:07:10I'm thinking of cutting my hair short.
01:07:14Why?
01:07:40I want you to do me a favor.
01:07:43I need you to speak to that lunatic across the street.
01:07:47About a reporter.
01:07:50Who's stalking me.
01:07:52That lunatic across the street probably hasn't left his house since we moved in here.
01:07:57Exactly. He could scare the shit out of anyone.
01:08:00You know what? Forget it.
01:08:03I don't need his pity eyes.
01:08:04So, you want to break up?
01:08:06What?
01:08:08Nothing. That's what I asked Otto after I told him.
01:08:12Oh, so you're still seeing him?
01:08:14Yeah.
01:08:16I don't know.
01:08:18I don't know.
01:08:20I don't know.
01:08:22I don't know.
01:08:24I don't know.
01:08:26I don't know.
01:08:28I don't know.
01:08:30I don't know.
01:08:32I don't know.
01:08:34You're still seeing him?
01:08:36Yes.
01:08:38Okay.
01:08:41Darlene, at the library, I went online and scoured the web,
01:08:46looking for a single instance of a positive or enduring sexual relationship between a mother and her daughter.
01:08:54I couldn't find one.
01:08:56Not a legitimate one.
01:08:59Not some porn fantasy.
01:09:02Not a Greek tragedy.
01:09:04For hours.
01:09:07I actually fell asleep at the computer.
01:09:10I woke up the next morning,
01:09:13and the librarian who just left me there sleeping
01:09:17said he didn't want to wake me.
01:09:20Made me coffee the next morning when he arrived.
01:09:24How guilty do you feel?
01:09:28I feel right.
01:09:31You don't feel ashamed of your mom?
01:09:34A lot of people think she's a kook, you know.
01:09:37They do.
01:09:41I'm afraid that she's ashamed of me.
01:09:46I think if you had told me what you were doing when I was your age,
01:09:51I would have flipped out.
01:09:53I would have stopped talking to you.
01:09:56I would have turned you in.
01:09:58Is it even against the law?
01:10:01No.
01:10:06I hate you for telling me.
01:10:15She's alone now.
01:10:18I'm all she has left.
01:10:23The first time it happened,
01:10:24and for the first time I completely understood how my dad must have felt.
01:10:32Wait.
01:10:34Letting your imagination run away with you can be a good thing.
01:10:37It is a good thing.
01:10:39And the sex is great.
01:10:42There. I said it.
01:10:44Out loud.
01:10:46And my mom's hot.
01:10:49And she's a role model.
01:10:51And she's under so much pressure.
01:10:55And she tries to help so many people.
01:10:59And she's a survivor.
01:11:03And one of her kids died in her arms.
01:11:08In her arms.
01:11:12And if I can do anything to make her feel good, physically or any other way,
01:11:16as her daughter, I have a responsibility to do that.
01:11:25Thank you, darling.
01:11:37Are you on drugs?
01:11:39Yes!
01:11:41And I've filched a huge handful of them.
01:11:44They're in a cellophane pouch in my rectum.
01:11:46Oh, I don't believe you.
01:11:48Go ahead. You can check for yourself.
01:11:54You know I will.
01:12:00Mom, are you okay?
01:12:02I'm okay.
01:12:08Remember when I was a little girl?
01:12:12Remember what you used to tell me when I got sick?
01:12:15That getting sick is nature's way of making us stronger and prettier and smarter.
01:12:21You're already prettier.
01:12:23Shh.
01:12:51I'm sorry.
01:12:53Thank you.
01:12:54Thank you.
01:13:20Hello, Harper. Sorry to keep you waiting.
01:13:22No worries, Dr. Ellis.
01:13:24No prescription for me. For Valium. I'm out.
01:13:29No.
01:13:31No? Why?
01:13:33Harper, you've used hallucinogenic drugs in the past five years, and I don't live in Iris Glen.
01:13:38I'll see you on Saturday, Harper.
01:13:54Mom!
01:14:15Mom! Stop staring at my kids. You're embarrassing me.
01:14:19Oh, I'm embarrassing you? Don't call them that.
01:14:22Oh, is that a new law, too?
01:14:33You were telling me about turbulence.
01:14:38Well, it was surreal. Significant turbulence.
01:14:43You know the kind, when the pilot makes that sudden, scary, stern announcement,
01:14:48Flight attendants, take your seats.
01:14:51An entire plane full of passengers, all exhibiting uncontrollable laughter.
01:15:00A dog, a dog on the plane got sick.
01:15:05Took a dump in the aisle.
01:15:07The sight of which made a handful of passengers puke.
01:15:10They had to turn the plane around.
01:15:12Military jets were scrambled, I think because someone shouted something out as a joke that was construed as threatening.
01:15:21But that didn't for a moment subdue the insane laughter.
01:15:31That was the only time I thought I was crazy to do what I'm doing.
01:15:38Politically.
01:15:40To try to change the world.
01:15:44For the better.
01:16:10I'm growing more accustomed to my new breasts.
01:16:14I can touch them now without getting an inexplicably sick feeling in my gut.
01:16:23I've named them my breasts.
01:16:30Did I mention Nevada's dating a guy named Otto?
01:16:34Otto?
01:16:39Unbelievable.
01:16:57You really have a lot of pubic hair.
01:17:01Do you ever shave it?
01:17:03Can't.
01:17:05It's one of the town's new regulations.
01:17:08Oh.
01:17:10I'm just fucking with you.
01:17:12Does it bother you?
01:17:14Do you want me to shave down there so you can fantasize you're fucking a ten year old girl?
01:17:18You're not going to hit me again, are you?
01:17:22I want to introduce you to my grandma one of these days.
01:17:25I'm going to meet her at the archery range on Thursday.
01:17:30I think she's lonely.
01:17:32She doesn't have a boyfriend?
01:17:34I wish.
01:17:36She's single for life.
01:17:39She did meet a guy on this dating site once.
01:17:42He told her that he started crying at 60 and hadn't stopped since.
01:17:48He was trying to impress her or something with how sensitive he was or some such thing.
01:17:54Isn't Nevada Smith the name of a movie?
01:17:57A year.
01:17:59It took you a full year to ask me that.
01:18:02I knew you know that.
01:18:04Yes, but no, that's not it at all.
01:18:09I was born on my mother's 35th birthday and Nevada is the 35th state.
01:18:15She's patriotic like that.
01:18:19Your mom was only 22 when you were born.
01:18:22Man, I can't get anything past you.
01:18:35Ooh, good one.
01:18:54Keep your eyes open.
01:18:57Some of the archers around here, rank amateurs.
01:19:01Keep your eyes open? Is that a joke?
01:19:05You're so cute.
01:19:07Here, like this.
01:19:13Tight, tight.
01:19:15I'm starting to worry about your old grandma.
01:19:19She's been going into the city regularly and hopping on Chinatown buses headed for Atlantic City.
01:19:26Why are you doing that?
01:19:27I'll tell you, being a passenger on one of those buses is more dangerous than one-eyed archery.
01:19:34A few months ago, I woke up, I couldn't sleep.
01:19:39I watched Casablanca and I got all caught up in the illicit gambling.
01:19:45Bogart turns you on, huh?
01:19:48I was more of a Claude Rains gal.
01:19:53What are you reading these days?
01:19:54How do you know I have a book with me?
01:20:00The Secret Life of the Lonely Doll.
01:20:04And Robert Caro's second Johnson biography.
01:20:08I can't poop without taking a book in there with me.
01:20:11I'm like a little boy being toilet trained.
01:20:16Mom seldom leaves the house anymore.
01:20:19Seems like just yesterday when we couldn't get her out of the library.
01:20:22You're worried about her, aren't you?
01:20:26You know, honey, when I was in high school, a hundred years ago,
01:20:32my best male friend was a member of the varsity tennis team.
01:20:37He was the friendliest guy in the world and he had lofty, spunky dreams too.
01:20:44But the pressure took a toll.
01:20:47He became an alcoholic.
01:20:49He developed cirrhosis.
01:20:52His stomach became distended.
01:20:54His hair turned white.
01:20:56It seemed like overnight.
01:20:59He became a hermit.
01:21:02It was his vanity, not his illness, that singed his dreams.
01:21:08Did you ever tell Mom about that?
01:21:10Did you ever tell her?
01:21:12No.
01:21:13Did you ever tell Mom about that?
01:21:15Did you ever tell your boyfriend that your grandmother was famous?
01:21:19Why? Because your father was one of Hitler's 100 bodyguards?
01:21:23Fame is fame.
01:21:25Before Andy Warhol made everybody famous, there was Adolf Hitler.
01:21:31I would never tell him that.
01:21:34You're afraid he'd spook easily, huh?
01:21:38Fear runs in your family, Bobola.
01:21:40I used to be afraid of being pierced by an arrow.
01:21:43Your mother is still afraid of failure.
01:21:46You can't stand the sight of blood.
01:21:50Yet here I am.
01:21:52Your mother's a local legend.
01:21:55And every month you still menstruate.
01:21:58Your father's fearless.
01:22:01That's why he's a good doctor.
01:22:03That's why he's a good man.
01:22:05Even now.
01:22:07I told Otto.
01:22:08I told Otto?
01:22:10Otto.
01:22:12I know, but it grows on you.
01:22:14I told him how you love archery and how you lost your eye.
01:22:17Oh, I wish you hadn't done that.
01:22:19I'm sorry, Grandma.
01:22:21Why?
01:22:25Listen, honey. Okay.
01:22:28When I...
01:22:30I was boy crazy when I was in the army.
01:22:33There was...
01:22:34I was particularly smitten with this one boy, this one man.
01:22:39He knew my whole story.
01:22:41But he wouldn't go out with me.
01:22:43Only with Julisses.
01:22:46But I couldn't stop daydreaming about him, spying on him.
01:22:50One day I was watching him across the barracks from my window.
01:22:54I wasn't thinking.
01:22:56My reflexes were dulled by my sexual desire.
01:23:00The double-hung window overhead.
01:23:02Suddenly dropped like a guillotine onto my head.
01:23:07Instantly, I lost the sight of my eye.
01:23:10That's why I'm blind in one eye.
01:23:12You lied to me, Grandma.
01:23:16We each have one thing it's difficult to own up to, right?
01:23:22I was shipped home to Germany immediately.
01:23:25My tail between my legs.
01:23:29But it was because of him.
01:23:31But it was because of my blindness that I met Grandpa.
01:23:34How did you meet Grandpa?
01:23:36He saved my life.
01:23:38He did.
01:23:41I was rushing to the post office to mail a Dear John letter to that same guy in Israel.
01:23:49But because my peripheral vision was compromised, and I hadn't quite adjusted to it yet,
01:23:55I still can't believe it.
01:23:56I ran directly into the path of a streetcar.
01:23:59At the last second, a stranger shoved me out of the way.
01:24:03He took me to a nearby doctor.
01:24:06My arm was broken.
01:24:09Afterwards, he said,
01:24:12I owed him.
01:24:14And when I asked him, you know, what form of payment that would take,
01:24:19he said my hand in marriage.
01:24:22I figured he was right.
01:24:24I owed him something.
01:24:26So I said yes.
01:24:28How short-sighted was that?
01:24:31Was Grandpa handsome back then?
01:24:33Nah.
01:24:35He didn't develop good looks until he turned 50.
01:24:39What a fucking story.
01:24:41Why did you think he was short-sighted of you?
01:24:43Because there might have been someone better out there.
01:24:46For me. Someone better than Grandpa.
01:24:50And I rushed into marriage just because I owed him my life.
01:24:53Grandma, shame on you.
01:24:56I loved Grandpa.
01:24:58I loved his candy store.
01:25:00He opened that candy store when I got pregnant with your mother.
01:25:05He thought a child would love its father that much more if he owned a candy store.
01:25:11Especially since he was so ugly and all, and so undeserving of me.
01:25:18Honey, buying love is a sin.
01:25:20Especially a child's love.
01:25:23Grandma, shut up right now.
01:25:27You remember those promotional storybook-shaped lightsaber boxes that he used to give us at Christmas?
01:25:33Well, Bubba, I'm fresh out of lightsabers.
01:25:36What's up?
01:25:38I'm gonna die soon.
01:25:40I don't have time to waste.
01:25:42You've been using that line on me for over ten years.
01:25:45It doesn't motivate me anymore.
01:25:47Or scare me anymore.
01:25:48Damn.
01:25:50It's about me and Mom.
01:25:53Something's going on.
01:25:56Mom stares at me.
01:25:58Now.
01:26:00Since the operation. Specifically at my breasts.
01:26:04I started walking around the house topless so it would be therapeutic for her.
01:26:09But now I avoid her altogether whenever possible.
01:26:14I avoid both my parents.
01:26:15And they're amazing people.
01:26:17They're amazing parents.
01:26:19It's...
01:26:21It's killing me.
01:26:23Weren't you always proud of your body?
01:26:26Didn't she always look at your breasts?
01:26:28It was different before.
01:26:30I was going through puberty then.
01:26:32She's not objectifying me, though.
01:26:35I don't think.
01:26:39I don't know what's going on.
01:26:41I don't know.
01:26:43I don't know what's going on, Grandma.
01:26:46What do you want me to say?
01:26:48This is a catastrophe?
01:26:51Losing an eye is a catastrophe.
01:26:55My father always used to tell me,
01:26:57Don't worry so much. You'll live longer.
01:27:01Old chestnut. But I think he was right.
01:27:04That guy at the barracks.
01:27:06When you were ogling him.
01:27:08Were you looking through binoculars?
01:27:09No. Wouldn't that have been ridiculous?
01:27:14Nevada.
01:27:16I've been proud of my daughter every day of her life.
01:27:21Nothing's going to ever change that.
01:27:25And I believe that what she's trying to do now is...
01:27:32Okay. Okay.
01:27:35Let's go over to your house.
01:27:37And if she doesn't look at my breasts,
01:27:39there's going to be hell to pay.
01:28:07Okay.
01:28:29Thank you for picking me up.
01:28:37You're welcome.
01:29:07You're welcome.
01:29:37You're welcome.
01:30:07Hey!
01:30:38Hey.
01:30:52Remember during our last session,
01:30:54you told me that your mother didn't want to have any more children
01:30:57after your sister died?
01:30:59And that you decided then for the first time in your life
01:31:03that you wanted to have children?
01:31:04For your mother.
01:31:06To replace what she lost.
01:31:08So what now?
01:31:11Some people, all over the world,
01:31:13believe in idealism.
01:31:15They have lofty goals.
01:31:18Improbable ideals.
01:31:20They aspire to be good, altruistic people.
01:31:24Gandhi.
01:31:26Mother Teresa.
01:31:28Two out of what? Six, seven billion?
01:31:31You have better odds playing the lottery.
01:31:32For most people,
01:31:34they don't feel the need to set impossible goals.
01:31:38For them, shit happens.
01:31:41It just happens.
01:31:43Mom anticipates calamity so well,
01:31:46she just swats it away.
01:31:49It's still a boatload of pressure, though.
01:31:52Some people respond to pressure in extraordinary fashion.
01:31:56Heroically.
01:32:02I love you.
01:32:32I love you.
01:33:02Oh my.
01:33:25Birds.
01:33:30Beautiful birds.
01:33:33They're lovely.
01:33:35And simple to take care of.
01:33:38Simply lovely.
01:33:42Simply lovely.
01:33:45I like that.
01:34:02The night Amy died,
01:34:04the four of us all had dinner together.
01:34:06The survivors.
01:34:09I asked if we could go out for ice cream,
01:34:12and my father asked why.
01:34:14And I reminded him that the Tooth Fairy
01:34:17showed up right on time after I lost my first tooth,
01:34:19and that this was much more...
01:34:21Dramatic.
01:34:25And I said to my mother,
01:34:27don't let the Tooth Fairy put you to shame.
01:34:30Or something like that.
01:34:35One of the first things they made me do
01:34:37after I was arrested
01:34:39was surrender my passport.
01:34:43My passport surrendered.
01:34:47Sounds queer, doesn't it?
01:34:52Your mother and I really did love each other.
01:34:55There's a building in New York,
01:35:00a skyscraper on Park Avenue,
01:35:02the MetLife building.
01:35:05It was once known as the Pan Am building.
01:35:08Pan Am was once the most famous
01:35:10international airline around.
01:35:12It was even the airline of the future in 2001.
01:35:16Did you ever see that movie?
01:35:18Was it in color?
01:35:21Kidding.
01:35:23Kidding.
01:35:28Airlines used to have their own stores,
01:35:30kiosks, all over town,
01:35:32in every major town.
01:35:35There was one on the ground floor of that building,
01:35:37on that skyscraper.
01:35:40Their flagship store.
01:35:43All of the salespeople
01:35:45used to wear flight attendant uniforms.
01:35:49It was so romantic.
01:35:52So grand.
01:35:57The day I knew
01:35:59we were in love for certain,
01:36:01your mother and I,
01:36:03was the day we received our first passport.
01:36:08What pride we felt
01:36:10being citizens of the world.
01:36:12We practically sprinted
01:36:14to that airline ticket office
01:36:16to buy tickets to Paris.
01:36:18Our first overseas trip.
01:36:20Maybe you didn't love Mom.
01:36:22Maybe you just loved 2001 and Pan Am.
01:36:27Maybe yes, maybe no.
01:36:33The night Amy died,
01:36:35I was at a friend's house
01:36:37on a play date.
01:36:39And the phone rang.
01:36:41And she answered the phone and listened.
01:36:44And then my friend said she died.
01:36:46For a few moments,
01:36:51I was shaking so hard
01:36:53it felt like forever.
01:36:58I thought that she was Mom.
01:37:01And that it was all my little sister's fault
01:37:03that Mom died.
01:37:06And I was so relieved
01:37:08to find out that it wasn't Mom.
01:37:12And I thought,
01:37:14but I loved Amy.
01:37:18I loved my sister.
01:37:24Hating yourself takes so much energy.
01:37:29What was prison like for you?
01:37:31What?
01:37:33Your father being in prison,
01:37:35what was that experience like for you?
01:37:38Like nothing.
01:37:40Like taking a shower.
01:37:43Something you do every day
01:37:45without thinking about it
01:37:47or remembering it later.
01:37:51Wait, once,
01:37:53one day,
01:37:56I thought about when my parents
01:37:58went on a six-week vacation.
01:38:01I thought about how happy I would be
01:38:03when my father came home.
01:38:04I became more excited,
01:38:06almost giddy,
01:38:08every day leading up to his return.
01:38:13Did you feel equally giddy
01:38:16about the prospect of seeing him again?
01:38:21No.
01:38:24Why?
01:38:28Because I supposed that
01:38:30he was my father.
01:38:32Because I supposed this time
01:38:34I knew he'd be back.
01:38:48I spent hours,
01:38:51days,
01:38:53weeks of my life
01:38:55in slow motion bashing a tennis ball
01:38:57against a wall.
01:38:59I wanted to be the best at everything.
01:39:02Everybody does, honey.
01:39:04Yeah, but everybody settles.
01:39:07My mom doesn't settle.
01:39:14What's wrong with the name Otto?
01:39:17I love him,
01:39:19but really.
01:39:22My first boyfriend at sleep-away camp,
01:39:24you probably don't remember this,
01:39:25but his name was Buck.
01:39:28Everyone made fun of him for his name,
01:39:30but I told him that it sounded
01:39:32like a superhero in a comic book.
01:39:37So he decided he'd actually write
01:39:40a superhero named Buck at camp.
01:39:45And he made me a character in it.
01:39:49I thought my heart was gonna pound
01:39:51right out of my chest.
01:39:52What was your character's name?
01:39:54Judas.
01:39:59We made out.
01:40:02He was my first make-out session.
01:40:06Then these older kids beat him up one day.
01:40:09Not too bad,
01:40:11just cuts and scratches,
01:40:13bruised ego.
01:40:15And I nursed him back to health.
01:40:17We played doctor.
01:40:18Like, you know, real doctor.
01:40:20You have the best name.
01:40:22I was always so jealous of your name.
01:40:26Judith,
01:40:28Nevada,
01:40:30and Amy.
01:40:32It's getting really cold here.
01:40:34I went to this flea market last week,
01:40:36and you know what I bought?
01:40:38This Boston Red Sox jacket.
01:40:42Oh, Queen's.
01:40:44Yeah.
01:40:45Dad once told me
01:40:47that everyone's life
01:40:49has at least one good movie in it.
01:40:52Not mine.
01:40:55A good movie is one that you can identify with.
01:40:59I don't think anybody can identify with mine.
01:41:04And I can't figure out
01:41:06if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
01:41:09I don't know.
01:41:11I don't know.
01:41:12I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
01:41:15Hmm.
01:41:17Making a movie about one's life
01:41:19is like living in the past.
01:41:21You've always lived in the present.
01:41:23That's where your fun is.
01:41:27I'd like to live in the future.
01:41:30That's how endlessly curious I am.
01:41:34Most people don't want to rush time.
01:41:36Me.
01:41:39I can't wait.
01:41:43You know what I realized?
01:41:45What, Nevada?
01:41:47Since you were born October 10th,
01:41:50you were probably
01:41:52the product of a
01:41:54drug-fueled, drunken
01:41:56New Year's Eve orgy.
01:41:58Oh, God.
01:42:00Do the math.
01:42:02Because firstborns are usually late.
01:42:04And you were a mom's first.
01:42:06And you were due
01:42:08either September 30th
01:42:10or October 1st.
01:42:13So Mom was late.
01:42:16And you know what else?
01:42:18She probably held you
01:42:20in a couple of extra days.
01:42:22So your birthday would be
01:42:2410-10.
01:42:26So it'd be easier for everyone
01:42:28to remember your birthday.
01:42:32That's how much Mom loved you
01:42:34before you were even born.
01:42:39Jude, I'm sorry I forgot
01:42:40your birthday this year.
01:42:42You always forget my birthday.
01:42:51Is Mom losing her mind?
01:42:54All the surgeries?
01:42:56The politics?
01:42:58Grandma made me watch
01:43:00this German movie.
01:43:03It's called
01:43:05Even Dwarves Started Small.
01:43:07Mom's fine.
01:43:11She's fine.
01:43:16I am so tired,
01:43:18but I love talking to you.
01:43:22Me too.
01:43:24I'll stay here
01:43:26till you fall asleep.
01:43:33The single,
01:43:34most painful thing
01:43:36about this whole debacle?
01:43:39I was stripped of my license.
01:43:41Whenever I was released,
01:43:43I was forbidden to practice
01:43:45dentistry ever again,
01:43:47to take care of children.
01:43:49I needed to conjure up
01:43:51something else to do with my hands,
01:43:53my head.
01:43:55You miss what's most
01:43:57familiar to you
01:43:59with your sense of touch
01:44:01more than sight and sound.
01:44:02Sense memory takes care
01:44:04of everything else,
01:44:06but not touch.
01:44:08Most days, most nights,
01:44:10and the weather.
01:44:12You don't care about
01:44:14the weather anymore.
01:44:16A man was not an option,
01:44:18so I became a chronic masturbator.
01:44:20So I stopped reading books,
01:44:22and I stopped going to the gym.
01:44:24But after a few months,
01:44:26I thought I hadn't been
01:44:28rehabilitated enough
01:44:30or sufficiently punished,
01:44:32so I stayed straight.
01:44:34I didn't sleep.
01:44:36On the fifth day,
01:44:38I masturbated someone else.
01:44:40More sleep deprivation.
01:44:42Is that sex?
01:44:44I don't think so.
01:44:49I began making deals with God.
01:44:52If I was the bottom
01:44:54for just one other inmate,
01:44:56then maybe he, God,
01:44:58would let me sleep again.
01:45:00Rationalization number two.
01:45:02I was doing masturbation
01:45:04to get inured to the pain,
01:45:06to the prospect of pain,
01:45:08but instead, it felt great.
01:45:10What the fuck?
01:45:12I'm an old man now,
01:45:14so no one needed me on the inside
01:45:16or wanted me on the outside.
01:45:18Everyone had their own distractions.
01:45:20You know, I didn't see much rape.
01:45:22Instead, inmates would conduct
01:45:24these whacking-off contests
01:45:26to see who could ejaculate the farthest.
01:45:28Prizes included cigarettes,
01:45:30free tattoos,
01:45:32and the guards liked to get in
01:45:34on the action.
01:45:36Well, I don't smoke,
01:45:38and the needles reminded me
01:45:40of Nevada
01:45:42and her fear of blood
01:45:44and extra-conjugal visits.
01:45:49Wow.
01:45:53That was the first six months.
01:45:56Then they made me work.
01:45:58They made me take a job.
01:46:00I was planning to retire
01:46:02at the end,
01:46:04but now,
01:46:06I'm not finished.
01:46:08I feel incomplete.
01:46:10I will never retire now,
01:46:12but I needed a new trade.
01:46:14My dentistry years were over,
01:46:16so I learned to repair bikes
01:46:19in prison.
01:46:21For six months or so,
01:46:23I worked exclusively with the guards
01:46:25and the warden.
01:46:27They moved around the grounds on bikes,
01:46:29and then I was granted permission,
01:46:30along with other inmates,
01:46:32to build a bike path,
01:46:34a lane,
01:46:36and to requisition bikes
01:46:38for the inmates.
01:46:40But I would have a new skill
01:46:42that would allow me to get a job,
01:46:44that would allow me
01:46:46to continue to live
01:46:48in Iris Glen after I was paroled.
01:46:54Bikes.
01:46:56I love kids.
01:47:01Nevada,
01:47:04I love you.
01:47:09I'm tired.
01:47:12I'm going to bed.
01:47:18Me too.
01:47:26Yeah,
01:47:28I'm going to bed too.
01:47:48What was it
01:47:50that first attracted you to Harper?
01:47:52She was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
01:47:56Isn't that what first attracted you
01:47:58to Nevada?
01:48:00And was that also what Harper
01:48:02found attractive about you?
01:48:04Are you kidding me?
01:48:06No.
01:48:08It was my ambition.
01:48:10That was the biggest turn-on for her.
01:48:12Still is, I suppose.
01:48:14And it wasn't the money
01:48:16that went with the ambition.
01:48:18It was something more intangible,
01:48:20more sincere.
01:48:22I was the youngest paid
01:48:23department store Santa
01:48:25in recorded history.
01:48:27One December,
01:48:29I cut school, rode my bike
01:48:31to the local mall,
01:48:33and I saw that Santa had called in sick.
01:48:35So I tracked down this woman,
01:48:37this very pretty woman
01:48:39who worked at the mall's HR department,
01:48:41and I convinced her to let me stand in.
01:48:43She was much older than I was,
01:48:45but I made her look good.
01:48:48And the woman who hired you?
01:48:50Older?
01:48:51Probably all of 25.
01:48:53Maybe she wanted to seduce you.
01:48:56No.
01:49:02I never thought of that
01:49:05as a possibility.
01:49:07No, there was no sexual tension there.
01:49:13I don't know.
01:49:17Maybe I missed a wonderful opportunity.
01:49:22Probably not.
01:49:33Goodnight, Richard.
01:49:46Is Harper going to give up?
01:49:47Aside from the...
01:49:49girls,
01:49:51the happiest I've ever seen Harper
01:49:53was the day she threw her hat into the ring
01:49:55at that movie theater.
01:49:57She won't quit.
01:49:59Ever.
01:50:05Goodnight, Richard.
01:50:09Good morning.
01:50:10Goodnight, Richard.
01:50:13Morning.
01:50:40My mother...
01:51:11My mother was a school crossing guard.
01:51:15Everybody loved her.
01:51:18That's why I wasn't bullied.
01:51:23She signed more senior yearbooks
01:51:25than even the most popular kids.
01:51:27Who else can say that
01:51:29about their mother?
01:51:32Why didn't she have more kids of her own?
01:51:38She thought
01:51:40she could be selfish.
01:51:48I'm about to listen.
01:51:50I need to ask you a question.
01:52:00What color were the streamers?
01:52:10White.
01:52:15You were a dentist.
01:52:18She's very proud of you.
01:52:22I'm not so sure.
01:52:28We're a family
01:52:30of very high
01:52:32expectations.
01:52:41Mother, would you please
01:52:43get off of that thing?
01:52:45Where's Otto?
01:52:47Taking stock of his life.
01:52:49He'll be right back.
01:52:57You have a lot of work to do, Mom.
01:53:01I'd only be a distraction.
01:53:03You're not.
01:53:05You're not.
01:53:07You're not.
01:53:09I'd only be a distraction.
01:53:12It's only two more years.
01:53:16Grandma's gonna take good care of you.
01:53:18Yeah, she'll probably shoot me with an arrow.
01:53:25You're not coming back.
01:53:29You're in love with Otto.
01:53:31Otto.
01:53:33What a stupid name.
01:53:35And you're going to fall in love with Ireland.
01:53:39If your goal was to become a seductress
01:53:42when you're a middle-aged lady,
01:53:44you couldn't have a better teacher than Ireland.
01:53:52Once you're gone,
01:53:54Daddy has to go, too.
01:53:56Really?
01:53:58Yeah.
01:54:00You wanna tell him?
01:54:02I need a buffer.
01:54:05He's not it anymore.
01:54:08He'll be a distraction
01:54:10to the cause.
01:54:17For the first time, my girls will all be gone.
01:54:22I'm so proud of all three of you.
01:54:30I finally feel like that orphan we sometimes talk about.
01:54:35The next time you come to visit,
01:54:37you will have dual citizenship.
01:54:40That is my personal,
01:54:42private campaign pledge to you.
01:54:48Don't get yourself sick again, Mom.
01:54:52Don't go blind with all that stupid reading of yours.
01:55:05I'm gonna miss you, Grandma.
01:55:07I'll miss you, too.
01:55:09So much.
01:55:11Take care of yours.
01:55:35My friends,
01:55:37Iris Glenn is going to secede
01:55:40from the United States of America!
01:55:57I'm making it sound
01:55:59a lot easier than it will be.
01:56:02And in six and a half years or so,
01:56:04I hope my successor
01:56:06will grab the baton from me
01:56:08and take the lead
01:56:10and work at it twice as hard as I will
01:56:13to close the deal.
01:56:20So let's put on a show!
01:56:32Let's kickstart something really dramatic!
01:56:35Something that gets rave reviews!
01:56:38A hit show
01:56:40that spawns road companies
01:56:42and goes global!
01:56:50Texas has a balanced budget?
01:56:52We have a cash surplus!
01:56:57Vermont has a flag?
01:56:59Well, ours will be prettier!
01:57:01And more enduring!
01:57:06If I'm elected mayor in November,
01:57:08I will have 2,190 days
01:57:11to get the ball rolling
01:57:13and to find a worthy successor
01:57:15who will not only make for a smooth transition,
01:57:18but someone who will put our movement
01:57:20over the top!
01:57:28These are not
01:57:29American ideals!
01:57:32These are human ideals!
01:57:35And I will not
01:57:37turn my back on them!
01:57:59Hi Jeff!
01:58:01Hi!
01:58:29Okay.
01:58:30Okay.
01:58:31God, just ten minutes inside that pussy.
01:59:00God, just ten minutes inside that pussy.
01:59:01God, just ten minutes inside that pussy.