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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:00Oh
00:01:30I'm putting presents under the Christmas tree
00:01:36Unless Santa Claus is dead
00:01:45Ho, ho, ho, dead Santa Claus
00:01:48Kneel before him carefully
00:01:51And quietly observe how I'm ruining your holiday
00:01:54I don't discuss it with such pigs
00:01:58Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:02:01Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:02:11Hide the sharp objects quickly
00:02:16Keep your hero, don't hide him
00:02:21You don't know what will shoot him in the head
00:02:26You don't know what Santa Claus is capable of
00:02:31You don't know what Santa Claus is capable of
00:02:46I hung it
00:02:48I saw
00:02:50All on one tree
00:02:54Tomci, go to the ward
00:02:57Lie down
00:03:05Do you think it's a good idea
00:03:07for a madman from psychiatry to spread
00:03:10flyers about the death of another madman from psychiatry?
00:03:15I know what they are called
00:03:17so-called staff shortages
00:03:19But it's not dangerous for me
00:03:20Tomci is a very kind patient
00:03:22But ineffective
00:03:25You know, we do everything
00:03:28in our power to catch him
00:03:33Better leave it to the professionals
00:03:36You know, I don't understand one thing
00:03:38I don't know how and why
00:03:40He had a fantastic medical care here
00:03:43The staff treated him like a member of the family
00:03:46And all this is his house
00:03:50Because everyone knows that Santa Claus
00:03:52spends time with his family
00:03:54and at home
00:03:56We don't really know
00:03:58if he can manage to be free
00:04:00What do you mean?
00:04:02You know, he's a bit strange
00:04:04He has such specific behaviors
00:04:06He has, actually, such incalculable
00:04:10sometimes even dangerous reactions
00:04:12Any example?
00:04:16An example, you say
00:04:18Once upon a time
00:04:20a nurse came to the hospital
00:04:22in a fur coat
00:04:24The fur coat was lost
00:04:26Only after a month
00:04:28we found this fur coat
00:04:30I mean, a piece of this fur coat
00:04:32Each fur coat was separated
00:04:34Each fur coat had its place
00:04:37Each fur coat was fed
00:04:40Each fur coat was stroked
00:04:43scratched
00:04:45Only pieces of fur
00:04:51And we found this under his bed
00:04:54That's why
00:04:56this is how it looks
00:04:58You know
00:05:00Incalculable or dangerous?
00:05:02It doesn't matter to me
00:05:04If it's dangerous
00:05:08then
00:05:11I have a gun in the car
00:05:14And if it's incalculable
00:05:17then I bring a living one
00:05:20Don't worry
00:05:22Thank you
00:05:24You have to go
00:05:26Let him go, you know him
00:05:28Work comes first
00:05:30Paulina!
00:05:32Paulina!
00:05:34But you promised!
00:05:36Gosia, but you promised!
00:05:38Let him go!
00:05:40Let him go!
00:05:42Let him go!
00:05:44Let him go!
00:05:46Let him go!
00:05:48Let him go!
00:05:50Let him go!
00:05:52But you promised!
00:05:54Gosia, you know
00:05:56I can't work like this
00:05:58I promise I'll try to do it
00:06:00as soon as possible, OK?
00:06:04What's this Christmas?
00:06:06There's no snow and you won't be here
00:06:08I have to answer the phone
00:06:10Hi
00:06:12Hi, I'm on my way
00:06:14I can't wait, I have to go
00:06:16OK, I'll be there in three minutes
00:06:18We'll miss each other
00:06:20I'm going out
00:06:22It's good for you
00:06:24I want to kick your skinny ass
00:06:26I told you
00:06:28it's an underground situation
00:06:30And taking care of the Bratanice
00:06:32is not a big problem for you
00:06:34Bratanice is not a problem
00:06:36I just don't like
00:06:38your house
00:06:40What are you talking about?
00:06:42Every time I come to you
00:06:44I come back broken
00:06:46or at least with some dents
00:06:48I think your house is haunted
00:06:50Don't exaggerate
00:06:52I just knocked on your garage door once
00:06:54I've apologized a hundred times
00:06:56Anyway, I was also hit by a truck today
00:06:58I'm not going to park in the garage
00:07:00It's too risky
00:07:02OK, I'm hanging up
00:07:04I'm running away
00:07:06I'm leaving your kids
00:07:08Bye
00:07:10Run away, run away
00:07:18I love you
00:07:20I love you
00:07:22I love you
00:07:24I love you
00:07:26I love you
00:07:28I love you
00:07:30I love you
00:07:32I love you
00:07:34I love you
00:07:36I love you
00:07:38I love you
00:07:40I love you
00:07:42I love you
00:07:44I love you
00:07:46I love you
00:08:12OK
00:08:14OK
00:08:24Hi, girls
00:08:30Why are you so sad?
00:08:34It's going to be fun
00:08:36I'm going to decorate your Christmas tree
00:08:38I'm going to bake you gingerbread
00:08:40I feel like I'm going to help
00:08:42If you don't let me go to Karol
00:08:44If you don't let Karol come to me
00:08:46I'm not going to help
00:08:50Go and tell your sister
00:08:52I will
00:09:02Hello, please open
00:09:04It's your uncle
00:09:06Please open, I don't have a key
00:09:12It's cold
00:09:38Great that you let me in
00:09:42I would freeze there
00:09:44In the yard
00:09:52It's good that you're not dressed
00:09:54Because it would be too late
00:09:58Why did he have to go today?
00:10:02He didn't want to, but he had to go
00:10:04because he was called to work
00:10:06He fixes stupid computers
00:10:08Is it so important that he couldn't wait until tomorrow?
00:10:10Apparently it's important for some people
00:10:12And stop whining
00:10:14We have a lot of work to do
00:10:16We have to bake a Christmas tree
00:10:18decorate gingerbread
00:10:20Jesus, what am I saying?
00:10:22We have to decorate a Christmas tree
00:10:24and bake gingerbread
00:10:26and create a Christmas atmosphere
00:10:28so that Santa would want to come to us
00:10:30I don't believe in Santa anymore
00:10:32And that's very sad
00:10:34because I'm 65
00:10:36and I still believe in Santa
00:10:38because I'm 65
00:10:40and I still believe
00:10:42that if a man is good
00:10:44Santa will come
00:10:46and bring him presents
00:10:48And I won't
00:10:52Where do you have
00:10:54those Christmas decorations?
00:11:00Watch where you're going!
00:11:02You're the one crying
00:11:04You're the one walking around
00:11:06with a bag under your eyes
00:11:08A bag? It's supposed to be a bag?
00:11:10You have a bag under your eyes
00:11:12Get out of my way, or I'll call the police
00:11:14Is that who you are?
00:11:16You're the only drunk
00:11:18You're the only drunk
00:11:20dressed up as Santa
00:11:22You're the only drunk
00:11:24dressed up as Santa
00:11:26I'll call the police myself
00:11:28Hello? Police?
00:11:30Some drunk dressed up as Santa
00:11:32is wearing a mask
00:11:34Wait! Where am I?
00:11:40Here!
00:11:46What?
00:11:48Grandpa told us to dress up as Santa
00:11:50I've got it in my nose
00:11:52Then get out of here
00:11:54I'm not going to dress up as Santa
00:11:56Let him do it himself, I don't want to
00:11:58Where are you going?
00:12:00To Carol
00:12:02What are you doing here, Dad?
00:12:04And Grandpa?
00:12:06Leave me alone
00:12:12Hey, Grandpa, do you know what happened?
00:12:14You won't believe it
00:12:16My friend, Mariola
00:12:18She hit her head on the balcony
00:12:20And she lives with her grandma
00:12:22And you know what?
00:12:24She's deaf, so she called me
00:12:26There's no one to save her
00:12:28She's banging on the door, but no one can hear her
00:12:30Wait a minute
00:12:32Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:12:34Do you think I don't watch cabarets?
00:12:38I know who your whole Mariola is
00:12:40Dad said you have a barrier
00:12:42which means you're not going anywhere
00:12:44I'm going
00:12:46No, I'm telling you as your grandpa
00:12:48that you're not going anywhere
00:12:50You have to bake gingerbread with Gosia
00:12:52dress up the Christmas tree and decorate the chimney
00:12:54Do you want Santa to enter
00:12:56through an undecorated chimney?
00:12:58I'm 19 years old
00:13:00and I haven't believed in Santa for at least 10 years
00:13:02So if you don't believe me,
00:13:04press Gosia, okay?
00:13:06I'm going, bye
00:13:18It's good that I don't have children
00:13:28Can I have a word?
00:13:34Do you have an order?
00:13:36You're a smartass
00:13:38I'm looking for a shelter
00:13:40So you don't want to look for a fight now?
00:13:42Young lady, I'm serious
00:13:44A madman ran away from the hospital
00:13:46It can be dangerous
00:13:48You shouldn't hang out alone
00:13:50Especially since the west is coming
00:13:52Okay, but I live a couple of blocks away
00:13:54I'll be fine
00:13:56Okay, but I live a couple of blocks away
00:13:58I'll be fine
00:14:00But be careful
00:14:02If you see someone suspicious
00:14:04call the police
00:14:06Let me know
00:14:08and I'll find him
00:14:10Okay, can I go now?
00:14:12Close the door
00:14:16But don't whine anymore
00:14:18because Santa won't come to you
00:14:20Really? Santa doesn't exist
00:14:22Hey!
00:14:24Remember this face
00:14:26Okay, goodbye
00:14:28This young lady
00:14:52You know what? Get dressed
00:14:54It's cold here
00:14:56What about the kids?
00:14:58Do you want them to see their father is Santa?
00:15:00Okay, but it has to be cold
00:15:02It's winter!
00:15:04Get dressed, I'll be with the kids in a minute
00:15:08I have to get dressed
00:15:10I have to get dressed
00:15:12I have to get dressed
00:15:14I have to get dressed
00:15:16I have to get dressed
00:15:18I have to get dressed
00:15:20I have to get dressed
00:15:22I'll freeze some nuts
00:15:26Nuts
00:15:40Look!
00:15:42Who's visiting us?
00:15:44It's Santa
00:15:46He's wearing a T-shirt
00:15:48Go and decorate your gingerbread
00:15:50You're making my gingerbread
00:15:52You're making my gingerbread
00:15:54You're making my gingerbread
00:16:06Why aren't you decorating the Christmas tree?
00:16:08Father poured Pauline
00:16:10So what? Am I supposed to be worse?
00:16:12You're supposed to be better
00:16:14Be better
00:16:16And then he'll notice
00:16:18Uncle, leave Santa alone
00:16:20Santa's not here
00:16:22Gosia
00:16:24Come here
00:16:26Come back right now, you hear me?
00:16:28I know you're hiding under the stairs
00:16:30And you'll be back here in a minute
00:16:38Or maybe not
00:16:46Or maybe not
00:16:58Santa Claus
00:17:00On every occasion
00:17:04Oh, there he is
00:17:12Hello
00:17:14Hello
00:17:16I'd like to order
00:17:18a Santa Claus for my sister
00:17:20A Santa Claus?
00:17:22For the last moment
00:17:24I think Mr. Renifer kicked you in the head
00:17:26What?
00:17:28Can't you send someone here?
00:17:30Can't you send someone here?
00:17:32No, all Santas are busy
00:17:34No, all Santas are busy
00:17:36But...
00:17:38Okay, let's do this
00:17:40If someone's free, I'll send him to you
00:17:42Great!
00:17:44I'm sending him
00:17:54Guess what?
00:17:56Did you eat everything from the fridge?
00:17:58No
00:18:00You didn't have anything there anyway
00:18:02I don't know how I'm going to make
00:18:04my own company cheesecake
00:18:06Anyway, here's the thing
00:18:08Listen, I was just talking
00:18:10with Mrs. Santa Claus
00:18:12and there's a chance
00:18:14that Santa will visit us today
00:18:16But first, you have to put on your Christmas tree
00:18:18Grandpa, I've always put on
00:18:20my Christmas tree with my dad
00:18:22when my mom was still alive
00:18:24He doesn't have time to put on his Christmas tree
00:18:26and he doesn't have time for me
00:18:28But...
00:18:30Santa Claus and Christmas tree
00:18:32Santa Claus isn't here
00:18:34and he won't be
00:18:36And whatever I do, even if I'm nice
00:18:38Santa won't come to me anyway
00:19:04Okay
00:19:06Come, come, come
00:19:08Will there be a place to sit?
00:19:10Yes, I'll take care of it
00:19:12I didn't expect you today
00:19:14You said you have a hat
00:19:16I don't have an old one
00:19:18And Santa can't be considerate
00:19:20And won't your dad be here?
00:19:22If he finds out, he'll be here
00:19:24But he has other worries on his mind
00:19:26And Gośka?
00:19:28Well, since my mom's death
00:19:30he can't deal with her
00:19:32She's young
00:19:34She can't wait for Santa to come
00:19:36when she's wrapped in a Christmas tree
00:19:38Young people need
00:19:40such motivation
00:19:42What do you think?
00:19:44Everyone who's 8 years old
00:19:46stops believing in Santa
00:19:48I'm so sad
00:19:50that Santa isn't here
00:19:52If my dad didn't have to go to work
00:19:54he'd change his clothes
00:19:56And if he does
00:19:58he'll change his clothes for Santa
00:20:00and he'll go crazy
00:20:04Oh, a cheesecake!
00:20:06Cheesecake!
00:20:08Cheesecake!
00:20:10Cheesecake!
00:20:12Full of dreams!
00:20:22Where do they have
00:20:24some gloves?
00:20:28Yes
00:20:30They're not here
00:20:34No
00:20:42I won't take this hot cheesecake
00:20:44out with my bare hands
00:20:48What? I won't take it out?
00:20:50It can't be so hot
00:20:52again
00:20:54Okay, a moment of truth
00:20:58Yes, it's just warm
00:21:00Very warm
00:21:04It's getting warmer
00:21:06It's hot
00:21:10It's steaming!
00:21:14Why didn't he put on his gloves?
00:21:30It's hot
00:22:00Ha!
00:22:04They've found someone!
00:22:06Great!
00:22:10I'm Bronisław
00:22:12but my friends call me
00:22:14Bronek
00:22:18No, not even
00:22:20some...
00:22:24Oh, I see
00:22:26I understand
00:22:28You're making Santa
00:22:30only for kids
00:22:32and you must be
00:22:34fed up with Santa
00:22:36even if you don't have kids
00:22:38And in front of an old bull like me
00:22:40you won't go crazy
00:22:42right? You won't go crazy
00:22:44What?
00:22:46You won't say anything?
00:22:50Okay, it's hard
00:22:52Okay, but at least
00:22:54you look good
00:22:56Your belly looks good
00:22:58Your beard
00:23:00Your costume is beautiful
00:23:02So, let's go
00:23:04My sister is actually
00:23:06a big girl
00:23:08but she can be fooled
00:23:10Let's go
00:23:12Let's go
00:23:18Gosia!
00:23:20Look who's visiting us!
00:23:24What's that supposed to be?
00:23:26What do you mean?
00:23:28Santa! Don't you recognize him?
00:23:30Look at his hat
00:23:32his beard
00:23:34his belly
00:23:36as if he was eating
00:23:38and eating all year long
00:23:40Well, I haven't seen any reindeer
00:23:42but maybe
00:23:44he ate them
00:23:48Well?
00:23:50What about you?
00:23:54Gosia!
00:24:02Gosia!
00:24:04What are you doing?
00:24:06Gosia!
00:24:14Gosia, what's going on?
00:24:16Aren't you happy with Santa?
00:24:18But it's a costume!
00:24:20What are you talking about?
00:24:22What are you talking about?
00:24:24You can see with your naked eye
00:24:26that he's a dressed man
00:24:28But how?
00:24:30Santas look like this now
00:24:32The fashion for real beards
00:24:34has long passed
00:24:36Do you know how long it takes
00:24:38to take care of such a beard?
00:24:40But it's a costume!
00:24:42Why do you say that?
00:24:44Because a real Santa
00:24:46wouldn't come in through the door
00:24:48but through the chimney
00:24:50through the chimney
00:25:04Could Santa tell me
00:25:06what he's doing?
00:25:08I don't want to interfere
00:25:10but it's a chimney for wood
00:25:12not for gas
00:25:14Gosia, stop it!
00:25:16What did he put in the chimney?
00:25:18Nonsense!
00:25:20You said yourself that Santa
00:25:22only comes in through the chimney
00:25:24Calm down!
00:25:26Maybe he wants to correct his mistake
00:25:28Now you believe him?
00:25:30Let's help him
00:25:32So I turn around
00:25:34and there's no costume
00:25:36and here my wife comes out with kids
00:25:38and I'm with a naked ass
00:25:40almost naked
00:25:42What was I supposed to do?
00:25:44Wait, wait
00:25:46Yes
00:25:48And you call me
00:25:50for such nonsense?
00:25:54Stealing is a crime
00:25:56Yes, a crime
00:25:58Shining a naked ass
00:26:00in front of kids too
00:26:02So what?
00:26:04Should I arrest you?
00:26:06No
00:26:10You know, I thought
00:26:12that stealing is a crime
00:26:14Especially stealing Santa's costume
00:26:16But there are more important things
00:26:18I'm chasing
00:26:20a psychiatrist
00:26:24And you're talking about
00:26:26stealing Santa's costume
00:26:28Yes
00:26:30You know what?
00:26:32Let's make a deal
00:26:34that if someone steals your presents
00:26:36from under the Christmas tree
00:26:38then you call me
00:26:40not for such nonsense
00:26:42I know
00:26:44And you're a matter of life and death
00:26:46And for me it's just bullshit
00:26:48Or maybe
00:26:50these matters are connected
00:26:52Maybe this crazy guy
00:26:54will dress up as Santa?
00:26:56And what am I supposed to do now?
00:26:58Should I put up all the fireplaces?
00:27:12No
00:27:14No, we can't do it
00:27:16He's got a big ass
00:27:18Uncle, your tongue
00:27:20Ok, he's got a big ass
00:27:22Here
00:27:24Mr. from the back of the coffin spoke
00:27:26Yes, yes
00:27:28Be careful
00:27:30No, we can't do it
00:27:32We have to put butter on him
00:27:34or it won't work
00:27:36With butter?
00:27:38You don't know how much butter there is
00:27:40I will go
00:27:42Then go and bring three cubes
00:27:44and I will try to fight with him myself
00:27:48What the hell did you do
00:27:50to get in here?
00:27:52Are you crazy?
00:27:54Crazy Santa
00:27:56Come on
00:27:58I'm not going to put butter on you
00:28:00On three
00:28:02Be careful
00:28:04One
00:28:06Two
00:28:08Three
00:28:14And three
00:28:18Well, three
00:28:20as much as you told me to bring
00:28:38What happened?
00:28:40A tree fell down on the road
00:28:44I called for help
00:28:50When will they be here?
00:28:54They said as soon as possible
00:29:00What happened?
00:29:02A tree fell down on the road
00:29:04I called for help
00:29:06I called for help
00:29:10Maybe we should move it ourselves
00:29:14I tried
00:29:16but it doesn't budge
00:29:20I need a stick
00:29:22A stick
00:29:24A stick
00:29:34Easy
00:29:36It can't be so heavy
00:29:38I have to grab it differently
00:29:50That's why I called for help
00:29:52They will have a bush
00:29:56I pulled my muscles at the gym
00:30:00It won't budge yet
00:30:10I think it's cold
00:30:12I will give you
00:30:14plates and forks
00:30:16You will eat
00:30:18and get dressed for Christmas
00:30:22I see
00:30:24you were hungry
00:30:30Where do you have
00:30:32forks for cheese?
00:30:34In which drawer?
00:30:36No, it's not
00:30:40In this drawer
00:30:42father is catching mice
00:30:44I noticed
00:30:48I can't find anything here
00:30:50You have a terrible mess
00:30:52in the house
00:30:54Mom was taking care of the mess
00:30:56Since she died, father
00:30:58can't take care of himself
00:31:00But this uncle
00:31:02pisses me off
00:31:04Blah, blah, blah
00:31:06I would hit him in the head
00:31:10Hey, where are you going?
00:31:16What's this mess?
00:31:18I'm cooking
00:31:20and you can only say
00:31:22this, this
00:31:24Blah, blah, blah
00:31:26You are really crazy
00:31:28You are crazy
00:31:46Are you looking for a toilet?
00:31:48Thank you
00:31:50I found it
00:31:52You know that peeing
00:31:54in public places is punishable
00:31:58What's your name?
00:32:04Let me tell you something
00:32:06Mr...
00:32:08Aspirant Walczak
00:32:10Aspirant?
00:32:12Policeman?
00:32:14Detective
00:32:22For a drunk, his own legs
00:32:24are the worst weapon
00:32:28Blah, blah, blah
00:32:30Blah, blah, blah
00:32:32So what?
00:32:34Will he lie unconscious like this?
00:32:36When he wakes up,
00:32:38he will tell father everything
00:32:40What should I do?
00:32:44But since he is unconscious
00:32:46I still love him
00:32:50Cheers!
00:32:54Whatever we do to him
00:32:56won't he wake up?
00:33:00How could I take revenge?
00:33:08No
00:33:10I won't do it
00:33:14I can't do it to uncle
00:33:18What?
00:33:20What are you doing here?
00:33:22Look!
00:33:24When father wakes up,
00:33:26he will tell everything
00:33:28Blah, blah, blah
00:33:32I think I will do it
00:33:48Paulina
00:33:50You won't be here for an hour
00:34:00I'm not in the mood
00:34:06Is it because of that water?
00:34:10For the third year in a row
00:34:12I tell uncle that I don't like this smell
00:34:14and they buy it all the time
00:34:16If it's from your parents,
00:34:18what should I do?
00:34:20A gift is a gift
00:34:22I don't want to hurt them
00:34:24If you are so into gifts,
00:34:26tell me what you bought for your parents
00:34:28A nail clipper for father
00:34:30because he bites
00:34:32My dad is a man
00:34:34But he bites his feet
00:34:36Ok
00:34:38What did you buy for mum?
00:34:40A potato peeler
00:34:42Really?
00:34:44I like potatoes
00:34:46I will buy you a potato peeler
00:34:48But he said it will be easier
00:34:50Ok
00:34:52Stop talking about family
00:34:54I'm sick of it
00:34:56Are you worried about something?
00:34:58I know I shouldn't
00:35:00because uncle is taking good care of me
00:35:02But should she be alone in Christmas?
00:35:04Father is not here
00:35:06Uncle is sleeping in the armchair
00:35:08Is she able to have fun in Christmas
00:35:10in such conditions?
00:35:16When I finish decorating uncle,
00:35:18we will make a Christmas tree
00:35:20We always had a fake one
00:35:22but father thought
00:35:24I will put a real one
00:35:26I told him not to do it
00:35:28I don't need to cut a real tree
00:35:30I just need to put them together
00:35:32and the other one
00:35:34could easily grow
00:35:40Ok, I'm done
00:35:43Ok, I'm done
00:35:45Do you like it?
00:35:50I don't like it
00:35:52Don't be surprised
00:35:54I wouldn't be surprised
00:35:56if I was taken to a madhouse
00:35:58To a madhouse?
00:36:00For a few beers?
00:36:02Don't call me mad
00:36:04I know you ran away from a madhouse
00:36:06From a madhouse?
00:36:08I ran away?
00:36:10It's just that
00:36:12a person likes to be lazy
00:36:14and it doesn't mean he is mad
00:36:16Ok, take it off
00:36:18How?
00:36:22It's impossible
00:36:24To whom?
00:36:26To Santa Claus
00:36:36Santa Claus
00:36:38What are you looking for?
00:36:40Father has only a lamp
00:36:42You won't find
00:36:44anything interesting here
00:36:48Do you want to plant a Christmas tree?
00:36:52Uuuu
00:36:54Uncle will be mad
00:36:56if he sees there is no Christmas tree
00:37:38Uncle, it would be good
00:37:40if you stopped digging
00:37:42and turned around
00:37:44Stop digging
00:37:46and turn around
00:37:50Stop digging
00:37:52and turn around
00:38:00And ground
00:38:08And ground
00:38:26What's up?
00:38:28How long do we have to wait like this?
00:38:30You'll be late for work
00:38:32I don't care about work
00:38:34I'll be late for home
00:38:36I promised my grandson
00:38:38that we'll plant a Christmas tree
00:38:40together before we leave
00:38:42And I'll tell you honestly
00:38:44that this year I'm going to dress up
00:38:46as Santa Claus
00:38:48Let the little one be happy
00:38:50They called me to work
00:38:52I won't get there standing here
00:38:54And what will you do?
00:38:56You won't do anything
00:38:58That's what we have now
00:39:00in Poland
00:39:02decent services
00:39:04They don't exist
00:39:06And what about decent services?
00:39:08We need a forester here
00:39:10A forester
00:39:12It's their job to watch
00:39:14if the trees by the road are healthy
00:39:16if they are not in danger of collapsing
00:39:18like here
00:39:20If I were a forester
00:39:22now
00:39:24If I were a forester
00:39:26here
00:39:28I would make such a forester
00:39:30into a forester
00:39:32Do you like pancakes?
00:39:34No
00:39:36Me neither
00:39:38They're unhealthy
00:39:40Do you know what else is unhealthy?
00:39:42Your attitude towards foresters?
00:39:46The police should protect this road
00:39:48It's their job
00:39:50And what do they do?
00:39:52Probably chasing drunkards
00:39:54Okay, drunkard
00:39:56I'll let you go
00:39:58but on one condition
00:40:00Thank you, my dear
00:40:02I'll do anything you want
00:40:04What do you want?
00:40:06For me to come back home without my costume
00:40:08because I'll freeze
00:40:10I can't let the kids see you in this costume
00:40:12A drunkard?
00:40:14That would spoil their Christmas
00:40:16I confiscate
00:40:18And if I don't agree?
00:40:30It doesn't look good
00:40:32Uncle is unconscious
00:40:34There's no Christmas tree
00:40:36I was supposed to decorate
00:40:38the Christmas tree
00:40:40but you took it out
00:40:42Why are you giving it to me?
00:40:44What am I supposed to decorate it with?
00:40:54There!
00:40:56Beautiful!
00:40:58It's going to be such a pretty Christmas tree
00:41:00Lamps!
00:41:06I just hope
00:41:08the electricity doesn't go through
00:41:16Maybe without the lamps?
00:41:20But I'm missing
00:41:22something here
00:41:24Presents!
00:41:26Under every normal Christmas tree
00:41:28there must be presents
00:41:32But where are we going to get presents from?
00:41:38And he's gone again
00:41:40Hey!
00:41:42Where are you going?
00:41:44And I found out
00:41:50Where am I going to get
00:41:52Santa's costume
00:41:54And where are we going to get presents from?
00:41:56I don't know, I bought the last one
00:41:58You forgot
00:42:00Well, give me more
00:42:02And I'm sorry
00:42:04Don't worry about Santa's costume
00:42:06Presents are the most important
00:42:08Not Santa
00:42:10And this year we have wonderful presents
00:42:12You think so?
00:42:14Yeah
00:42:16Santa doesn't count
00:42:18Presents count
00:42:20Okay, there's nothing to wait for
00:42:22Take out the presents
00:42:28There's nothing
00:42:30I know there's nothing in Santa's costume
00:42:34There's no presents
00:42:36What do you mean?
00:42:40There's nothing
00:42:44Stop whining!
00:42:46What kind of example are you giving to the kids?
00:42:48I don't know where you got it
00:42:50but you're brilliant
00:42:52I think I'm starting to believe
00:42:54that you're real
00:42:58Okay, I'm leaving
00:43:00You watch TV
00:43:02and me and Santa
00:43:04will bake gingerbread
00:43:18The next day
00:43:32So?
00:43:34Are we eating and going to Santa's?
00:43:36I'm not going
00:43:38What?
00:43:40I have to go home, are you coming with me?
00:43:42But we were supposed to go to Santa's
00:43:44I already confirmed it
00:43:46What do you mean?
00:43:48Why?
00:43:50Because my sister deserves a real Santa
00:43:52and she'll get one
00:43:54But how?
00:43:56We'll dress you
00:43:58No, for Santa
00:44:00Are you kidding me?
00:44:02You'll look great
00:44:04and we'll surprise the guests
00:44:06But I don't even know what Santa does
00:44:08Oh my
00:44:10He walks around the house,
00:44:12bangs his belly and shouts
00:44:14He eats potatoes
00:44:16Santa is here to make Santa's
00:44:18wonderful and magical
00:44:20Magical and wonderful?
00:44:22We've ruined the kitchen
00:44:24and we haven't even started
00:44:44The next day
00:44:58What kind of dolls are these?
00:45:00Was Paulina making
00:45:02Loki again?
00:45:080-7, over
00:45:103-2-1, over
00:45:120-11, over
00:45:14Breaking into a house and stealing
00:45:16Astro 54
00:45:18Astro 54?
00:45:20Wait, wait, wasn't I there today?
00:45:24It's not that...
00:45:26It's you
00:45:28again
00:45:30What did you steal this time?
00:45:32Aunt Agatka's gifts?
00:45:34Gifts
00:45:36I packed them all here
00:45:42Someone broke in
00:45:44and stole them
00:45:46What am I going to do now?
00:45:50The kids are broken
00:45:54I see
00:45:56So you're saying
00:45:58someone broke in
00:46:00and stole all the gifts
00:46:02First
00:46:04Santa's dolls
00:46:06Now gifts
00:46:08It looks like
00:46:10you've been making Santa's
00:46:12for the last few minutes
00:46:14What are you going to do?
00:46:16Sir, what am I supposed to do?
00:46:18Should I run around the house
00:46:20unpacking gifts
00:46:22and collecting gifts for the poor kids
00:46:24just because you couldn't
00:46:26take care of Santa's dolls
00:46:28and now gifts for the sick?
00:46:30The sick, you know?
00:46:32I trust my wife
00:46:34and I know that I'm raising
00:46:36my kids, not someone else's
00:46:38Stop it
00:46:42Tell me, are they my kids or not?
00:46:44Let's not fight
00:46:46You know what?
00:46:48I'm tired already
00:46:50I've been driving for a few hours
00:46:52and I'm looking for a psychiatrist
00:46:54and you're turning your heads
00:46:56with such nonsense
00:46:58I have more important things to do
00:47:00But you know what?
00:47:02I'll help you
00:47:04because I feel sorry for the sick
00:47:06The sick?
00:47:08The naked ass
00:47:10And I don't want you to parade
00:47:12with a naked ass in front of the kids
00:47:14Here you go
00:47:16Santa's costume
00:47:18Did you find it?
00:47:20Of course
00:47:22But it stinks of urine and alcohol
00:47:24What's it supposed to stink of?
00:47:26Santa?
00:47:28Okay, I'm off to my real job
00:47:30And you, jump into the sleigh
00:47:32and chase the kids away
00:47:34My brain is losing its radiation
00:47:38And be a good father
00:47:46I am a good father
00:47:50For those
00:47:52ungrateful bastards
00:48:04I am a good grandfather
00:48:08It's almost getting dark
00:48:10and I'm standing here
00:48:12and waiting for God knows what
00:48:16You know what?
00:48:18You're right
00:48:20What are you doing?
00:48:22I couldn't do it alone
00:48:24but we can do it together
00:48:26Okay
00:48:34And now we're repeating the information from the last moment
00:48:36The police still couldn't catch
00:48:38a sick patient running from the psychiatric hospital
00:48:40The police suspect
00:48:42that he may be hiding
00:48:44in the flower estate
00:48:46which is closest to the mental hospital
00:48:48for the mentally and nervously ill
00:48:50We will keep you informed
00:48:52about the search process
00:48:58Okay, you have a plan
00:49:00but it's not going to work
00:49:02Stop worrying
00:49:04It's going to be fine
00:49:06It's going to be fine?
00:49:08How am I supposed to shake Santa Claus?
00:49:10Oh, I didn't think about it
00:49:12Then think about it
00:49:14because I don't know how to shake him
00:49:16Don't worry about it this time
00:49:18You're lucky that Kosium came back
00:49:20I'm going to get the kids
00:49:22Don't worry about it this time
00:49:24Who do you think I am?
00:49:26An idiot who can be robbed twice?
00:49:28I mean twice from the same person
00:49:30I'm not that stupid
00:49:32to be robbed twice
00:49:34from the same person
00:49:36Kids!
00:49:38Look who's finally here!
00:49:40It's dad again
00:49:42It's boring
00:49:44Believe me
00:49:46it's not going to be boring
00:49:48at least for your dad
00:50:00It's fun to work with Santa Claus
00:50:02because dad couldn't
00:50:04At least you're helping me
00:50:06I know that after mom's death
00:50:08he has a lot on his mind
00:50:10and he doesn't want to resign
00:50:12from additional work
00:50:14but I'd like
00:50:16at least once
00:50:18family to be more important than work
00:50:22Good luck!
00:50:30Good luck!
00:50:34And you can go
00:50:36with your family
00:50:38I'm sorry
00:50:40about the forester
00:50:42It's ok
00:50:44Thank you
00:50:46You can go to the square
00:50:48Yes, I can
00:51:00Thank you
00:51:08Where are you going?
00:51:10I thought you have work that way
00:51:26Wait, wait
00:51:28Wait
00:51:30Oh
00:51:32Give me your hat
00:51:34Wait, fix it
00:51:36Wait
00:51:38Perfect
00:51:40Now you look like a real Santa Claus
00:51:42I hope your sister
00:51:44believes in you
00:51:46I think she does
00:51:48Come on
00:51:50Oh, look
00:51:52Who do we have here?
00:51:58Let's go
00:52:02Great job, Santa Claus
00:52:04And me?
00:52:06Great helper of Santa Claus
00:52:08Come on, let's greet uncle
00:52:12Uncle
00:52:14Look what we've done
00:52:16Where did he go?
00:52:20Hello, uncle
00:52:22Uncle, where are you?
00:52:24Hello
00:52:26I'll see who it is
00:52:28and you look for uncle
00:52:36Paula, look who I brought
00:52:38A real Santa Claus
00:52:40Ho, ho, ho
00:52:42Hey, don't be surprised
00:52:44Look, he has a beard
00:52:46a red hat and a belly
00:52:48Ok, he doesn't have a belly
00:52:50but he's a real Santa Claus, right?
00:52:52The other one
00:52:54What do you mean, the other one?
00:52:56Hey, you know what?
00:52:58Wait here, I'll check what's going on
00:53:12Are you bringing a ghost to another family?
00:53:16I'll show you
00:53:22Wait a minute
00:53:28What? I'm on the action
00:53:30I'm sorry to bother you
00:53:32I don't want you to hear it again
00:53:34but steal my costume again
00:53:36Who's talking?
00:53:38You've been here once
00:53:40when you stole my Santa Claus costume
00:53:42Then again, because you stole the presents
00:53:44and now the costume again
00:53:46I know who's calling
00:53:48but I just can't believe it
00:53:50How can you be such an imbecile
00:53:52to let yourself be stolen three times?
00:53:54I'm also wondering
00:53:56but I think I'm such an imbecile
00:53:58Then why are you calling me an imbecile?
00:54:00Because I don't know what to do
00:54:02Where should I get the third Santa Claus costume from?
00:54:04Ask Santa Claus
00:54:06to bring you a present for next year
00:54:08And don't call me a lamb anymore
00:54:20He hung up
00:54:24Are you surprised?
00:54:26Imbecile!
00:54:32Santa Claus without Santa Claus
00:54:34and presents
00:54:36The kids have broken up
00:54:44Tell me
00:54:46are they really mine?
00:54:48Be careful
00:54:50Honestly
00:54:52I'm wondering if they're really mine
00:55:18What happened here?
00:55:20Santa Claus brought him here
00:55:22He's playing with Santa Claus
00:55:24First we painted him
00:55:26and then we dressed him for Christmas
00:55:28But Santa Claus died somewhere
00:55:30and so did Santa Claus
00:55:32What are you talking about?
00:55:34Where's the Christmas tree?
00:55:36Santa Claus took it
00:55:38and he wanted to put it behind the house
00:55:40But what Santa Claus?
00:55:42Santa Claus is waiting in the train
00:55:44It's not Santa Claus
00:55:46It's not Santa Claus
00:55:48It's Karol
00:55:50I felt his cologne
00:55:52Now he's making fun of me
00:55:54What Santa Claus are you talking about?
00:55:56About him
00:55:58Zbieg from the mental hospital
00:56:00hasn't been found yet
00:56:02From the latest information
00:56:04we know that there's a suspicion
00:56:06that he's dressed as Santa Claus
00:56:08Okay, listen to me carefully
00:56:10You look for your uncle
00:56:12and I'll go upstairs
00:56:14We'd like to talk to Zbieg's mother
00:56:16Here's the material
00:56:20Son
00:56:22If you hear me
00:56:24come back to the hospital
00:56:26I know that you
00:56:28wanted to spend Christmas with your family
00:56:30but
00:56:32you've had enough
00:56:34and you have to be treated
00:56:36The doctors don't want to hurt you
00:56:38they don't want to help you
00:56:40but you have to let them help you
00:56:44Remember
00:56:46that during the illness
00:56:48the hospital is your home
00:56:50and the doctors are your family
00:56:52Do you understand?
00:56:54Come back
00:56:56They'll treat you and write you off
00:56:58Maybe we'll be together for Christmas
00:57:00I'm sorry, son
00:57:02Please, come back to the hospital
00:57:08You won't hurt me, will you?
00:57:14No
00:57:36Ho, ho, ho!
00:57:38I've got you!
00:57:44I've got you!
00:57:52Quick, he's coming for you!
00:57:54We have to hide you!
00:58:02You looked heavier in the photo
00:58:14Oh, there he is
00:58:32Oh, uncle has found you
00:58:34He's not upstairs
00:58:40I'll check in the garage
00:58:42It's better to check in the laundry
00:58:50He's not here
00:58:52Check carefully, maybe he hid behind the washing machine
00:58:56Thank you for this wonderful Christmas
00:58:58and now you have to come back
00:59:00Goodbye
00:59:08The laundry is clean, I have no idea where you could hide
00:59:10But you know what?
00:59:12I heard something in the kitchen, maybe it was uncle
00:59:16Goodbye
00:59:40I'm going to miss him
00:59:48Damn, and uncle is missing
00:59:50If father finds out...
00:59:52Father?
00:59:54What will he find out about?
00:59:56Dad!
00:59:58You're back!
01:00:00I wanted to miss Santa Claus, which I promised to spend with you
01:00:02Didn't you see Karol on the way?
01:00:04I didn't
01:00:06but I smelled his water in the corridor
01:00:10Where's Łukasz?
01:00:14Oh!
01:00:16It's Christmas
01:00:26Is it nice to run away from a psychiatrist?
01:00:28Steal Santa's costume?
01:00:30Give presents and terrorize your family?
01:00:32But don't worry
01:00:34I'm putting you back
01:00:36where you belong
01:00:40It's about the wolf
01:00:42Hello?
01:00:44I'm taking him
01:00:46Who?
01:00:48Your relative
01:00:50Wait, but he just came back
01:00:52How did he come back while I'm still taking him?
01:00:54He didn't come back
01:00:56He just came back to us
01:00:58because it's his home
01:01:00So who am I taking to the devil?
01:01:06Who the hell are you?
01:01:08Now I could take you back
01:01:38Now I could take you back
01:02:00Well, are the lights ready yet?
01:02:02No!
01:02:08No!
01:02:38Ho, ho, ho!
01:02:40But the kids
01:02:42need Santa in Santa's costume
01:02:46Kids!
01:03:00And now the two of them
01:03:02will take care of Santa
01:03:04Santa!
01:03:06Santa!
01:03:08I didn't know
01:03:12What are we doing?
01:03:24You didn't hurt me, did you?
01:03:26No!
01:03:34And I could've been Santa
01:03:38I don't know, I'm just trying to be stupid
01:03:42Okay, you've got a plan
01:03:44but it doesn't work
01:03:46Sorry
01:03:48I made a mistake
01:03:50and my shoe is untied
01:03:54Oh, I didn't think about it
01:03:56Then think about it
01:03:58because I really don't know what to wear
01:04:00Ho, ho, ho!
01:04:02Kill me!
01:04:04I don't know where to get Santa's costume
01:04:06I don't know where to get Santa's costume
01:04:10Wait, there was something
01:04:12Did you say action now?
01:04:14Yes
01:04:18Take these presents
01:04:22And call me
01:04:24Call me
01:04:26Yes
01:04:28We've got a kid
01:04:32This will make you crazy
01:04:34about Santa
01:04:38You fell like someone shot you
01:04:44If someone steals all the presents
01:04:46from under the Christmas tree
01:04:48then call me
01:04:50and not to such a mess
01:04:52Sorry
01:04:54Sorry
01:04:56Sorry, sorry, sorry
01:04:58Okay, okay
01:05:02Stand still
01:05:26Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:28Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:30Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:32Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:34Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:36Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:38Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:40Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:42Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:44Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:46Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:48Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:50Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:52Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:54Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:56Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:58Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:00Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:02Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:04Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:06Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:08Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:10Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:12Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:14Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:16Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:18Ho, ho, ho!
01:06:20Ho, ho, ho!
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