にけつッ!! 2024年9月10日 【ゲストはコットン】きょんのトークの設計図キレイすぎ問題
にけつッ!! 2024年9月10日 【ゲストはコットン】きょんのトークの設計図キレイすぎ問題
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00:00Thank you very much.
00:20I have a big hole in my heart.
00:24What's wrong?
00:26My favorite manga has come to an end.
00:32I'm also doing an anime, so I'd like you to watch it with your children.
00:37The title is Hiroaka.
00:40I heard it's over.
00:42It's called My Hero Academia.
00:44It's a really good manga.
00:48Of course, I haven't finished the manga yet, so I can't say what the ending will be.
00:54I have two predictions.
00:58I'm lonely when it's over.
01:01I'm happy when it's over.
01:04I'm going to do it at the same time.
01:08I think there are various opinions.
01:12It's a deep theme of extra care and effort.
01:17These are two things that are quite hated in the world today.
01:21I often hear that it's not good to do your best to people who are sick or injured.
01:26Ordinary people can do their best, but people have their own pace.
01:33The main character is a man named Deku.
01:36This is Dekunobo, a former bully.
01:39The name Deku comes from Dekunobo.
01:43He thinks of himself as a Deku who feels like he's doing his best.
01:47He's a Dekunobo who can do it himself someday.
01:50He's called Deku because he likes the name Dekunobo.
01:54From all over the world, I hear a voice saying,
01:58Do your best!
02:01Do your best!
02:04It's the best!
02:09I'm sorry. I'm not good at studying.
02:13If I cry in front of people, I'm going to kill myself on the spot.
02:19You have a lot of ideas.
02:21As a comedian, I can't allow myself to cry in front of people.
02:27You have a lot of ideas.
02:29I'm going to kill myself on the spot.
02:32So don't bring Hirowaka to work.
02:37I'm going to die.
02:39That's how far I've come.
02:42It's amazing.
02:45I'm going to draw the essence of a hero to the end.
02:49I'm going to extend my hand even if I'm in trouble.
02:53It's amazing.
02:56Did you see the rock back?
02:59Of course.
03:01It was good.
03:06Talent gathers in an industry that can be earned.
03:11I see.
03:14If I could make my dream come true in Japan,
03:17I think I'd be the best cartoonist.
03:21I've been to a cartoonist's house for work.
03:24There was a house in Segway.
03:27I see.
03:30From the living room to the office, it's Segway.
03:33There's an ATM in the urban legend.
03:37I don't know if it's true that there's an ATM in Mr. Maruyama's house.
03:43It's not strange at all.
03:45The bank asked me to send it.
03:48It's true.
03:51It's almost digital now.
03:54That's right. I can live anywhere in Japan.
03:57You can draw.
03:59I can send it as digital data.
04:03Even if I live abroad, I can serialize it in Japan.
04:07I see.
04:11It's not digital.
04:15It's not because it's imported.
04:18It's because the publisher didn't go to get it.
04:22It's a different story.
04:24In the old days, it was a motorcycle.
04:26The motorcycle went directly to the printing house.
04:28When Fujiko Fujio drew it and took it,
04:31the title was not decided yet.
04:33What should I do?
04:35Then I'll do it.
04:38It's an urban legend.
04:40Mr. Matsukawa was in charge of the manuscript.
04:43He said, I'm sorry.
04:45I'm glad.
04:47If I draw it again, I'll be able to draw it well.
04:50That's a legend.
04:52It may be gone.
04:54I was listening to it the other day.
04:56The drawing tools are amazing.
04:58Drawing tools?
04:59The evolution of drawing tools.
05:00What's going on?
05:02For example, if you press it twice,
05:05it will be drawn forever.
05:09The core will come out.
05:13You want it, don't you?
05:16When I was a student,
05:18I said this a long time ago.
05:20Kuru toga.
05:22Kuru toga.
05:23Kuru toga.
05:25Our mechanical pencil
05:27is sharpened from one side.
05:30It comes out like this.
05:32It comes out in a circle.
05:34It's sharpened evenly.
05:36The core is a little pointed.
05:40I see.
05:42You can erase the ballpoint pen.
05:46You can erase the ballpoint pen.
05:48You can erase it now.
05:49But I thought it was thin.
05:51I thought it was going to be erased.
05:54That's not fair.
05:56It doesn't matter.
05:57I thought it was going to be erased,
05:58so I drew it thinly.
06:00It's a little thick.
06:02But I can't erase it.
06:04Of course, it's heat.
06:07Even if you rub it,
06:09the dryer will disappear.
06:11Of course,
06:13but if you apply a cooling spray,
06:16it won't come out.
06:19I see.
06:21I erased it by mistake.
06:23It was important.
06:24The cooling spray won't come out.
06:27I'm using it as a trick in a novel.
06:31I can't read recent novels.
06:34I don't know what you mean.
06:36I don't know what you mean.
06:37But I'm used to it.
06:41Today, we have a special guest.
06:44Let's welcome him.
06:46Please come in.
06:49Who is it?
06:51Hello.
06:52Hello.
06:54Nice to meet you.
06:57Nice to meet you.
07:00I'm so happy.
07:02He's very popular.
07:04Finally, he's here.
07:06It's my first time.
07:07I'm so happy.
07:08I borrowed him.
07:10I borrowed him about 10 times.
07:14He's so good at playing tricks.
07:17I borrowed him a lot.
07:19Finally, he's here.
07:20It's a special episode for the runner-up.
07:23That's right.
07:25You were betting on him.
07:27Yes, I was betting on him.
07:34That's right.
07:35He was on a TV show.
07:38Really?
07:39He was the winner.
07:42He was the winner of the entertainment world.
07:44Was he?
07:45Yes.
07:46To be honest,
07:50I don't know how many women he has.
07:54That's right.
07:56He's married.
07:57It's okay.
07:58He was very popular when he was a student.
08:01Yes, he was.
08:03He was the most handsome man in Keio University.
08:08He was like a whisperer.
08:09He was Mr. Keio.
08:10He won the Grand Prix.
08:12He was my idol.
08:13He reacted like this.
08:16He always reacted like this.
08:20It's been more than 10 years.
08:23Yes.
08:24He was a song announcer.
08:27An announcer.
08:28That's right.
08:29He quit the job and became an entertainer.
08:31Why?
08:32I've heard this hundreds of times.
08:35Why?
08:37I couldn't stop admiring him.
08:41He wasn't good enough.
08:43He wasn't good enough?
08:44He was an announcer.
08:45Right.
08:46He's still not good enough.
08:48That's right.
08:49We finally got him on the show.
08:52He wasn't on the show.
08:53I was on the show.
08:55Were you on the show in Hiroshima?
08:57Yes, I was.
08:58You loved Carp.
08:59That's amazing.
09:00When I first talked about the Hiroshima-Hanshin match,
09:03I said,
09:04I, Shinji Nishimura, will be on the show from the Hiroshima-Hanshin 13th round.
09:07I will be on the show with Mr. Marubu Kitabe.
09:09After that,
09:10it was about a minute before the show started.
09:13I said,
09:14Carp is on the first row,
09:15and Carp is on the third row.
09:17That's cool.
09:20Mr. Kitabe next to me said,
09:22He's not on the first row.
09:25That's amazing.
09:26That's amazing.
09:28It was like a battle between a cucumber and a controller.
09:31It was a close call.
09:32It was a close call.
09:33That's amazing.
09:34He wasn't good enough.
09:36But now,
09:37he's not an announcer who can do comedy.
09:40That's right.
09:41That's true.
09:42It might be because of his voice.
09:45He's doing a beautiful voice.
09:47Yes, I do.
09:48It's natural even now.
09:50I said,
09:53I'm here today.
09:54It's a small sound, isn't it?
09:56That's right.
09:57Na, na, na, na, ga.
09:59If you don't do this, you can't be heard by the people all over the country.
10:02That's a good thing.
10:04The sound gets stronger on the air.
10:07It's more subtle to say,
10:09I'm stronger than I am.
10:11That's amazing.
10:12It's because of this basis.
10:14It's normal for me to hear my lines.
10:17Before, I was a young guy, but now I'm a second year student.
10:20I don't know.
10:26But you have a solid backbone and you look good.
10:32And this guy here is a super player.
10:37This combination is amazing.
10:42Only Junior, who knows the previous combination, knows.
10:45Hey! I know it too.
10:47Thank you!
10:49He knows it.
10:51Thank you!
10:53What does it mean?
10:55It's a combination of English and French.
10:59It means a jewel box of laughter.
11:01That's it!
11:03This is bad.
11:05This is bad.
11:07Don't make me say it!
11:09Don't make me say it!
11:11It's dark history.
11:13I don't know what to say.
11:15I don't know what to say.
11:17I don't know what to say.
11:19I didn't say anything.
11:21You were the runner-up.
11:23Since then,
11:25you've had a great job.
11:27I think I've had 7 or 8 times more jobs.
11:33What was it like to be the winner?
11:35I was just working part-time.
11:37I was watching you.
11:39I was happy.
11:41The staff told me.
11:43After the junior championship,
11:45when I was with Preva,
11:47in the front of the studio,
11:49the staff came up to me.
11:51I said,
11:53thank you.
11:55I said,
11:57congratulations.
11:59I was so happy.
12:01The staff said,
12:03let's do it.
12:05You walked up to us and said,
12:07you were popular in the first half.
12:09I was so happy.
12:11I was so happy.
12:15In the first half,
12:17you were a laughing stone.
12:19You were popular.
12:21You were a laughing stone.
12:23You were popular.
12:25I didn't say that.
12:29You were popular in the second half.
12:33No one was popular in the second half.
12:35You were popular.
12:37I was so happy to hear that.
12:39You've done a lot of things, but what was the one thing you wanted to do?
12:44The show you wanted to be on.
12:45It finally came out.
12:46Yeah.
12:47You can't be on Downtown Deluxe.
12:51Yeah, you can't.
12:52Yeah, you really have to be there.
12:54You have to be there to be able to be on it.
12:56Before Downtown Deluxe, there was a show called King of Contra,
13:01and there were other shows,
13:03but there wasn't a talk show.
13:07I was so happy about that.
13:09Did you decide?
13:10Yes.
13:11At that time?
13:12No.
13:13No.
13:14No.
13:15I got you.
13:16I got you.
13:17I was like, who's talking objectively?
13:21I was surprised.
13:22Your brain and mouth weren't in sync.
13:24I was like, who's talking at all?
13:27I was looking at myself objectively.
13:29I was so calm.
13:30Everyone is calm.
13:32We were only able to be on shows after 9 p.m.
13:37We were young people who weren't popular.
13:40But you were still happy.
13:41Yes, I was so happy.
13:43After King of Contra,
13:45people like Golden,
13:47people who came out early,
13:50Prevado.
13:51Prevado.
13:52It was fun.
13:53Enja-san.
13:55It's hard to say,
13:56but it was like a beautiful Enja-san.
14:00After 24 hours,
14:02I don't know what will happen to tomorrow's meal.
14:05I was so happy.
14:06Actresses.
14:07Actresses.
14:08Because it's a rural area,
14:09you can go to Hiroshima.
14:11Yes.
14:12I was happy.
14:13Okan was happy, too.
14:14I was happy.
14:15Until then,
14:16I was working part-time until the last minute.
14:18I was able to quit that.
14:20That's a big thing.
14:22Are you married today?
14:24I'm single.
14:26I'm single, too.
14:28No one wants you.
14:30I'm single, too.
14:31Yes.
14:32I'm getting married.
14:33I'm getting married.
14:34I'm getting married.
14:35What are you going to do?
14:37Yes.
14:38Sometimes,
14:39there are people who say something ridiculous.
14:41Ridiculous?
14:42Like, I'm going to marry a gay.
14:44But you have a dream, don't you?
14:46I have a dream.
14:47If I say it,
14:49I don't know what will happen.
14:51Then, you should say,
14:52Mei Nagano.
14:54You have a big dream.
14:55That's amazing.
14:56It's the first time I've seen it.
14:58It's not zero.
15:00It's not zero.
15:05I used to follow actresses on SNS.
15:09I loved Rina Kawaii.
15:12When Rina Kawaii got married,
15:15I saw the news on the Internet.
15:16Kyon said,
15:18Damn it,
15:19and deleted the follow.
15:21That's the worst.
15:23That's the worst.
15:25I used to support her acting and works.
15:31Isn't it?
15:32I liked her.
15:35Rina Kawaii is cute.
15:37She was a former idol.
15:38She was a former idol.
15:39She appeared in a lot of big movies.
15:42She became a top actress at once.
15:44I thought I was going to date her.
15:45You don't know, do you?
15:46It's not zero, is it?
15:47It's zero.
15:49It's clearly Rina Kawaii.
15:51It's not Rina Kawaii.
15:52It's Mei Nagano.
15:53It's zero.
15:55Maybe she's watching this.
15:57Kyon,
15:58It's zero.
16:00Why are you so generous?
16:02If she's watching this,
16:04it's even more zero.
16:07If she's watching this?
16:08If she's watching this,
16:09I'll tell her to stop.
16:11I want to marry someone who I like.
16:12I want to marry someone who I like.
16:14But I'm confident when I get married.
16:17I used to work as a babysitter.
16:19That's a strong idea.
16:20That's a strong idea.
16:21That's a good idea.
16:22I don't get irritated by my wife.
16:25I can take care of my children.
16:27I'm confident in that.
16:29I made a lot of mistakes when I was a babysitter.
16:33I'm not good at it.
16:35I'm getting better at it.
16:38What kind of mistakes?
16:39I was in charge of a family with a two-year-old girl and an eight-month-old boy.
16:44That's difficult.
16:45I was in charge of a family with a two-year-old girl and an eight-month-old boy.
16:47I was playing with the two-year-old girl in the children's room.
16:50Her mother was in the living room with an eight-month-old boy.
16:52The two-year-old girl said,
16:54I want to eat ice cream.
16:55She went to the living room.
16:56I was with her.
16:58I hadn't eaten anything since then.
17:01I just wanted to eat ice cream with her.
17:05I just wanted to eat ice cream with her.
17:07I just wanted to eat ice cream with her.
17:11My wife sat down in the living room.
17:14There was a laundry.
17:15I thought it was after I finished tidying up.
17:18I went behind her.
17:20I said,
17:21Can I have ice cream, too?
17:23She was breastfeeding an eight-month-old boy.
17:26I said,
17:27Can I have ice cream, too?
17:30That's terrible.
17:33What are you talking about?
17:35You have too many blueprints.
17:38You have too many blueprints.
17:42This is strange.
17:43You're using discriminatory techniques.
17:45You're using discriminatory techniques on a talk show like this.
17:48You're using the latest stationery.
17:51You're not drawing us with your finger.
17:53I'm serious.
17:54I'm serious.
17:56This is a talk show a year ago.
17:59We're not talking about a year ago.
18:05It's a perfect talk show.
18:06It was perfect.
18:07This is perfect.
18:11You!
18:14You're doing a great job with Baby-sitter.
18:17I was watching your daughter, but I thought you didn't have this either.
18:23Oh, come on...
18:24Wiping her butt and stuff.
18:27I've been doing the same thing for a long time, so if I get into it...
18:29You're doing a great job. I've been doing the same thing for a long time, so if I get into it...
18:31That's right.
18:32I'm really grateful for my mother in the world.
18:35I'm really grateful.
18:37You're so young, but you're doing great.
18:39That's right.
18:40I don't know what you're talking about.
18:42I was six years old the other day.
18:44Oh, it's the first day of school today.
18:46I was living naturally.
18:48What?
18:49What is that?
18:51That's what you're supposed to say.
18:54I was living naturally as it was.
18:57Word sense is a genetic sense.
18:59I don't know what you're talking about.
19:01I'm three years old now.
19:04I'm unemployed.
19:08This is really popular in Nagoya.
19:10Unemployed?
19:11If you're unemployed, you won't be able to eat.
19:13Unemployed.
19:15Do you know what unemployment is?
19:17It's like not going to work.
19:18That's what it is.
19:19All the other dads tie their ties and go to work.
19:24That's what it is.
19:26There's something like that.
19:27There's something like that.
19:28At a friend's meeting.
19:30I don't know what's going on with my brother-in-law's daughter-in-law right now, but...
19:35I'm sure I'll lose.
19:38What?
19:39I don't like King of Condomider.
19:42I'm sure I'll lose.
19:44Kids say they can see the future.
19:46Stop it.
19:47Stop it.
19:50It's like four or five days later.
19:53The semi-finals.
19:55It's just a little bit left.
19:57Stop that feeling.
20:01So you're aiming for it.
20:04I just want to win.
20:05You'll be in the finals until you win.
20:07I'll be in the finals until I win.
20:08That's right.
20:09I want to be in the finals.
20:10That's why I'm going to buy a three-hundred million yen worth of jewelry.
20:13Wait a minute.
20:15You're talking more than we do.
20:19I'm going to buy ten pairs of glasses.
20:21You haven't eaten yet.
20:25You'll be in the finals until you win.
20:27That's right.
20:28I just want to be in the finals.
20:30I always want to do something like that again.
20:32Yes.
20:33It's a unique atmosphere.
20:35Yes.
20:36The battle is addictive.
20:38Yes.
20:39When it's over, Mr. Hamada is like this.
20:41I can't stand the fact that he talks lightly in the waiting room.
20:45At that time, when we entered the commercial in a low voice,
20:50he said,
20:51Did you go?
20:53Did you go?
20:54At that time, I was really happy.
20:57It's worth winning.
20:59I was happy.
21:00I agree.
21:01I was more excited when I said,
21:03I'm following you on Instagram during the commercial.
21:13When you go home, throw away all the soap.
21:16I did it earlier.
21:18I really did it.
21:19Stop it.
21:20I really did it.
21:21I'm cooking here.
21:22It's all a mess.
21:24It's a mess.
21:26I really cooked here.
21:28Stop it.
21:29They all messed up.
21:39You said it was popular on your first shoot.
21:42You said it.
21:43I said it.
21:45I was already happy with that.
21:47Seriously, on your first shoot,
21:49you really had a lot of laugh.
21:52You did really well.
21:54You were really happy.
21:56You're not shaking at all.
21:58I didn't say that.
22:00Really?
22:02I was shaking in the second half.