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00:39:12Is this a feast before dinner?
00:39:16I only eat here afterwards.
00:39:18You're like kids.
00:39:20Do you want me to put you on a plate?
00:39:22That would be nice.
00:39:24Would it?
00:39:28Two?
00:39:30No.
00:39:40And the rib?
00:39:48Is it good?
00:39:50I give it 4.
00:39:56And the rib?
00:40:00Leave it there.
00:40:04What a mess!
00:40:06Where did you send this guy?
00:40:12I sent him to pick up his jacket.
00:40:14At my place.
00:40:16You didn't have a jacket?
00:40:18No, I didn't.
00:40:20I wouldn't give you a jacket.
00:40:22Look at him.
00:40:24He doesn't have a jacket anymore.
00:40:26Dorel likes him as a kid.
00:40:28Wait a minute.
00:40:30Is this the guy you're married to?
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:36How?
00:40:38Look.
00:40:40If Dorel likes her,
00:40:42I can't be with her.
00:40:44I can't.
00:40:46Why?
00:40:48I don't know.
00:40:50Wait a minute.
00:40:52Does she like Dorel?
00:40:54No.
00:40:56I don't know.
00:40:58But she likes me.
00:41:00That's the problem.
00:41:02That's the problem.
00:41:04I'll die if I understand something.
00:41:06I told you to mind your own business.
00:41:08It's a combination.
00:41:10What combination?
00:41:12You like Dorel and you don't do anything?
00:41:14I don't want to be with her anymore.
00:41:18Why? You don't like her anymore?
00:41:20She does things
00:41:22that make me angry.
00:41:24And that's it.
00:41:26What does she do?
00:41:28What does she do?
00:41:30She does things
00:41:32that I like about her.
00:41:34But I don't like her.
00:41:36She doesn't get along with me.
00:41:38She doesn't get along with me.
00:41:40She's a beautiful girl.
00:41:42She's cool.
00:41:44I don't have anything against her.
00:41:46I don't have anything against her.
00:41:48But she doesn't get along with me.
00:41:50I got what she wanted to do.
00:41:52And I don't want to do
00:41:54what she wants.
00:41:56I don't get along with her anymore.
00:41:58I like her.
00:42:00That's it.
00:42:02But what does she do?
00:42:04What does she do?
00:42:06She cleans.
00:42:08She cleans.
00:42:10And if I don't want to clean,
00:42:12she does it herself.
00:42:14Do you know how she cleaned the house?
00:42:16She cleaned the house.
00:42:18Since she moved in,
00:42:20I told her to clean the walls
00:42:22so I could buy a washing machine.
00:42:24But it was dirty.
00:42:26It smelled like cigarettes.
00:42:28I would go and buy it.
00:42:30But that's how her house was.
00:42:32How the hell was I going to live without her?
00:42:34You can't understand.
00:42:36She was sick.
00:42:38She had stout cramps.
00:42:40She had beans and soups.
00:42:42She even made pancakes.
00:42:44I told her not to make them.
00:42:46What were we doing here in a restaurant?
00:42:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:43:18no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:43:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:44:18no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:44:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:45:18no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:45:48Hey, don't you hear your wife? How can you not hear your wife? You've been bothering me all my life.
00:45:52You've been bothering me all my life.
00:45:56What did you do?
00:45:57I didn't want her to talk to me. I didn't want her to even notice me.
00:46:01What did you do?
00:46:02I threw the baskets in the yard.
00:46:04Did you hear? I threw the baskets in the yard. Are you crazy?
00:46:07Yes, I was talking to her from the door.
00:46:09You know that the door was locked.
00:46:10And she was pressing the button because she didn't hear me.
00:46:12And what did you tell her?
00:46:13I told her what not to tell her.
00:46:15And I told her, man, you're so good, you don't want to combine the two of us.
00:46:18Come here, let me put my hand on you.
00:46:21Nothing, man.
00:46:22If I told her I'm going to Dubai, I'm going to Dubai with the plane at 5 o'clock, and still nothing, man.
00:46:26And you didn't tell her that I sent you after the briquette?
00:46:29Oh, I forgot to tell her that, man.
00:46:31Tell her, man, and look at you.
00:46:33Man.
00:46:34What do I do with this, man, because I don't know what to do with it, because I can't get rid of it, man.
00:46:40Tell me what I'm doing.
00:46:45Who am I, sister, man?
00:46:47Well, you're the one who does the work over there, in your yard, and nobody tells you that you're a virgin.
00:46:51Well, give me some money to clean up over there.
00:46:54Oh, really?
00:46:55Yes.
00:46:55Look, I was scared for nothing that you insulted me.
00:46:57Yeah, you were scared, but why were you scared?
00:47:00Well, because you, when I was little, you said that when you grow up, you're going to make me a big girl.
00:47:04Maybe, maybe, I grew up with nothing.
00:47:07Yes, bravo.
00:47:09Wait a minute, do you want to grow up with me, Nemo?
00:47:11Well, yes, but not like that.
00:47:12But how?
00:47:14But how can you grow up with me if you're already a virgin?
00:47:17Well, I'm not a virgin, man.
00:47:18Come on, man.
00:47:19Don't get involved, man, because I'm not a virgin.
00:47:20Don't you want to do some tests first?
00:47:23What tests?
00:47:24Man, shut up, Panorama, who are you?
00:47:27Don't get involved, man.
00:47:28Well, Jai, he's not a virgin, man, don't take after him, don't look at him.
00:47:32Wait, I don't understand.
00:47:33So are you a virgin or not?
00:47:35Are you kidding me, man, I'm not, of course.
00:47:37Are you kidding me?
00:47:37Yes, I'm kidding.
00:47:39But, Jani!
00:47:40What did you do, man?
00:47:41Enough, man!
00:47:42What?
00:47:43Enough, man, give me a break, why don't you want to talk to me like that?
00:47:46Like what?
00:47:46Like I'm not dressed like everyone else.
00:47:48Well, what did I tell you, you idiot?
00:47:50But look what I'm doing, I'm still sitting in that chair,
00:47:52the chair is still hot, you know?
00:47:54Then I'll take those tight pants,
00:47:55that kind of tight shirt,
00:47:57and you'll see, you'll talk to me like...
00:48:00Who will talk to you, huh?
00:48:02It's none of your business, man.
00:48:03Tell me!
00:48:04She's going to see that girl in my yard,
00:48:06she wants to get along with her, so I'm going to go free.
00:48:09Do you want to get along with that girl who's making out with Jani in the yard?
00:48:12Yes! Yes!
00:48:14So I'm going to go free, we can do those tests to see if we fit, you know?
00:48:18What tests, man?
00:48:19Well, Jani wants to take me as his wife.
00:48:22What, man?
00:48:23Uh-huh.
00:48:24Really, man?
00:48:24Wait a minute, we're doing some tests.
00:48:27Well, wait a minute, it's not good.
00:48:29What's not good, man?
00:48:30Well, it's not, Jani, do you want to get married to Jani, man?
00:48:32Well, if I'm with someone else, I don't have anyone.
00:48:35Me!
00:48:37Do you want to get along with that girl from Jani's yard who's making out with him?
00:48:41Well, I want to, but what if I don't want to? What do I do, man?
00:48:43Man, that's it, man, get out of here and leave me alone.
00:48:46Go where you have to go, man, come on.
00:48:48So be careful, Jani, she didn't marry you to Jani,
00:48:50and she's waiting for me to see what I do with her,
00:48:52and if she doesn't want to, I'm going to marry you.
00:48:55Man, are you out of your mind?
00:48:57I mean, I'm going to wait for you to see what you do with her, and so on?
00:49:00So, you know what?
00:49:02Come on, man.
00:49:02Listen, if I'm getting married, I'm getting married before her.
00:49:06Look at him, he's telling me what to do.
00:49:08So be careful, Jalino.
00:49:10Are you sure you want to get married to me?
00:49:11Because here's the thing.
00:49:12So I'm not going to that girl and I'm not getting married to you.
00:49:14See? See? I'm going out.
00:49:16But you're the one who made my head spin, man, leave us alone.
00:49:19So, I'm going to wait and see, maybe, maybe I'll get married to Jani, who knows?
00:49:24Wait, man, what about Jani and not me?
00:49:27What are you going to do, man?
00:49:27You tell me now who I'm getting married to, if it's you or Jani.
00:49:30I want to get married to Jani.
00:49:31But she doesn't want to get married to me, why are you getting mad at me, at this wife?
00:49:34Man, but look what I'm talking about.
00:49:36Didn't you say that if you're sure you want to get married to me, you'll get married to me.
00:49:39But you're the one who made my head spin, Jani.
00:49:41Jani, I want to get married to you.
00:49:42I'll do whatever I want.
00:49:43But you're going to get married to someone else.
00:49:44But I'm not getting married to this guy, I'm not getting married to anyone else.
00:49:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:49:55Give me a kiss, shame on you.
00:49:57Why?
00:49:57What do you mean why?
00:49:59You've been doing this for five years, do you want something else?
00:50:01It's my right to kiss you.
00:50:02But it's not your right to sit on your ass.
00:50:04You see, I gave you the paper for nothing, because I don't give a shit, do you understand?
00:50:07Why?
00:50:08Look, I'm mad at you and I can't stand you.
00:50:09And you don't even care about your daughter, is that right?
00:50:11Well, you want a road, then you want sewage.
00:50:14Well, I gave you a road, I gave you sewage.
00:50:16Then the garbage truck can't get the garbage out of you.
00:50:19What if that was the case?
00:50:20What the hell if that was the case?
00:50:22Don't make me kill you all over this village, do you understand?
00:50:24Well, what do you think, I don't know why you're such a jerk,
00:50:26that you want me to send you to the mayor's office?
00:50:28So what?
00:50:29Get out of here!
00:50:30Man, you hear me? Get out!
00:50:32What the hell is wrong with your rights?
00:50:34Mr. Mayor...
00:50:35What do you want?
00:50:36Maybe they still put a cell on him.
00:50:38Didn't you say he didn't?
00:50:39Who knows? And the mayor is waiting for this.
00:50:42But I don't give a shit about this mayor, with his rooms and his ideas, are you stupid?
00:50:47Calm down, you're not making a mess here.
00:50:49You're in my hands.
00:50:51This mayor is a dumbass.
00:50:53A figurant of figurants.
00:50:54Look what he puts me through.
00:50:56I'm doing fine in my room.
00:50:57And what makes him happy, his mind.
00:51:00Hey!
00:51:01Get your shit together!
00:51:03The mayor comes and goes!
00:51:04The mayor's office stays!
00:51:06God, help me get rid of this jerk,
00:51:08when he died,
00:51:10for three days and three nights,
00:51:12he didn't drink at all.
00:51:13Mr. Mayor...
00:51:13Yeah, leave me alone, I'm tired of it too.
00:51:16It's not easy to say yes,
00:51:18and to get used to everything I've done so far.
00:51:20It's like they're giving me meat.
00:51:21That's how it is!
00:51:24And you have to hold on to something,
00:51:26to work, to steal their work.
00:51:28Is it my job to put sheep and goats on the street,
00:51:31because I'm lucky?
00:51:32To put that pig on the fence?
00:51:35Not me!
00:51:36Mr. Mayor, please calm down.
00:51:40How can I calm down?
00:51:42Bravo, Vasile!
00:51:44You said it so beautifully!
00:51:47What are you doing?
00:51:49I don't know.
00:51:50I was filming you, Vasile.
00:51:52Do you know what you're photogenic?
00:51:54Why were you filming me?
00:51:56To kiss you on Facebook!
00:51:58To show the world what a great mayor we have,
00:52:01and how much he loves Mr. Mayor!
00:52:03What's the mayor's Facebook account?
00:52:05I'll give him a tag.
00:52:06Wait a minute, did you film what I said?
00:52:08Everything!
00:52:10What did I say?
00:52:11I don't care, Vasile!
00:52:13God, thank you!
00:52:15Thank you for giving me this shot,
00:52:19because my plan was much worse, Dalido!
00:52:22What do you do, Vasile?
00:52:23Do I put him on Facebook, or do you give me a pension?
00:52:26Do you know what pension I want?
00:52:28A first-class one, like in Fosbalisti!
00:52:33God, thank you!
00:52:50I'm leaving.
00:52:51You're leaving?
00:52:54I'm sorry, what can I say?
00:52:56I'm not.
00:52:58Is the bus station over there?
00:53:00Yes, but the bus comes every two hours, something like that.
00:53:04Come on, I'll wait for you at the station.
00:53:06You don't have to wait for me at the station,
00:53:08there's nothing to do there, it's cold,
00:53:10look, there's a wheel there,
00:53:12I'll eat you, it's better,
00:53:14I'll make you a fried potato,
00:53:16a small one, a lemonade,
00:53:18you can't just sit there.
00:53:20Come on!
00:53:23Come on, give me a kiss!
00:53:27Do you have a napkin?
00:53:29You don't.
00:53:31Do you have a napkin?
00:53:33Give it to me.
00:53:39These tears, I'm going to put them
00:53:41in an icon painting.
00:53:43Don't cry, please, don't cry.
00:53:45Come on, now,
00:53:47you know you can't just leave.
00:53:49Where can you go like this?
00:53:52When we go, we sit here in the chair,
00:53:54I'll make you a fried potato,
00:53:56something to eat, a cappuccino,
00:53:58you haven't had a cappuccino,
00:54:00you haven't had a cappuccino,
00:54:02you can see what you like here,
00:54:04it's very nice here.
00:54:06Don't cry, please,
00:54:08let's see.
00:54:12Welcome to the Empire.
00:54:14Yes, yes,
00:54:16here is,
00:54:18yes, come here,
00:54:21I had
00:54:23at the table,
00:54:25if it's possible,
00:54:27we have on the walls,
00:54:29there are embroideries
00:54:31by Unica Cleopatra,
00:54:33but through you,
00:54:35there is a place
00:54:37in your eyes,
00:54:41I'll make you something hot to drink.
00:54:43What are you doing, princess?
00:54:45Did you come after me?
00:54:47Wait, wait,
00:54:50wait,
00:54:52I'll make you a cappuccino
00:54:54with milk, without milk,
00:54:56so you have a laugh,
00:54:58it's good to laugh.
00:55:10And you leave,
00:55:12you go and don't come back,
00:55:14you don't come back?
00:55:16Never, ever, never, ever,
00:55:19ever, never,
00:55:21ever.
00:55:23And where are you going?
00:55:25There.
00:55:27And what are you doing
00:55:29there, so crazy?
00:55:31Adventure,
00:55:33adventure.
00:55:35Crazy, if you want an adventure,
00:55:37what kind of adventure do you find
00:55:39in Bucharest, when you see them dressed like that?
00:55:41Come on, through the forest,
00:55:43through the trees, like Tarzan,
00:55:45like Duke of Huny, we tie them.
00:55:48Do you really want your brothers
00:55:50to go there?
00:55:52Adventure, as much as you want here,
00:55:54you go to Bucharest,
00:55:56there are a lot of cars over there.
00:55:58Good luck, Firicele.
00:56:00Tell me where is Celentano,
00:56:02because I'll kill him,
00:56:04I'll hit him with the tractor.
00:56:06What's wrong with him?
00:56:08What an ugly guy,
00:56:10who the hell is this?
00:56:12A singer,
00:56:14he made a homestay for his birthday,
00:56:17so that all the idiots don't recognize him.
00:56:19Leave that, tell me where is Celentano.
00:56:21I don't know,
00:56:23but what's wrong with him?
00:56:25He broke all my grease,
00:56:275 million lei,
00:56:29you know what beautiful grease I bought,
00:56:31it was big and beautiful,
00:56:33with some cool drawings,
00:56:35with dolphins on it,
00:56:37the teacher made it for me.
00:56:39Who?
00:56:41Celentano, are you deaf?
00:56:43I bought some grease to put in the kitchen,
00:56:46are you crazy?
00:56:48You put grease with dolphins in the kitchen?
00:56:50What's wrong with that?
00:56:52There were some models with palm trees,
00:56:54but I don't like those with palm trees,
00:56:56because they are ugly,
00:56:58and the idiot broke all my grease,
00:57:00the teacher made it,
00:57:02at least if it was with palm trees.
00:57:04Are you sure?
00:57:06Yes, I broke all my grease,
00:57:08I gave him 4 beers before the work started,
00:57:10and when the work started,
00:57:12he made a mess,
00:57:14tell me where he is.
00:57:16I don't know,
00:57:18I spend all day with him,
00:57:20go and look for him somewhere else,
00:57:22where are you going?
00:57:24I'm going to see if he comes to the office.
00:57:26Why?
00:57:28I don't want him to look stupid like you.
00:57:30Tell Celentano I'm looking for him.
00:57:32No, don't tell him,
00:57:34I want to surprise him.
00:57:36He's so ugly.
00:57:44Why do you want to leave?
00:57:46Are you afraid of Pandele?
00:57:48Tell him I'm talking to him.
00:57:50Look at him, he's a clown.
00:57:52Visele!
00:57:54I'm leaving,
00:57:56because
00:57:58I'm leaving.
00:58:00Stay here,
00:58:02where are you going?
00:58:04Stay here, I'm talking to him,
00:58:06and you're not doing anything.
00:58:15Sign here.
00:58:18Here?
00:58:20Yes.
00:58:22Good.
00:58:24Nicu, since when do you carry wood for the police?
00:58:26Come on, boss.
00:58:28I'm friends with the boss from Silvic,
00:58:30who has a contract with the Ministry of Internal Affairs,
00:58:32you know?
00:58:34He delivers some wood to the police stations.
00:58:36And his shoe broke,
00:58:38and I asked him,
00:58:40I don't want you to take the wood,
00:58:42and he said,
00:58:44I don't care,
00:58:46the idea is to fix the wheel.
00:58:48Good for you, Nicu.
00:58:50Especially in the morning,
00:58:52when I enter a section,
00:58:54I'm so scared,
00:58:56my head freezes.
00:58:58It's not hard for you.
00:59:00What do you mean?
00:59:02Nothing, leave it, I have to go.
00:59:04Wait, what are you doing?
00:59:06I have to get to Dridur,
00:59:08I have a job,
00:59:10you know?
00:59:12You leave me with these things,
00:59:14they're too big,
00:59:16I can't fit them in my mouth.
00:59:18Talk to the saw,
00:59:20so it can make a bigger hole.
00:59:22Nicu, I'm starting to get angry.
00:59:24How do I talk to the saw?
00:59:26In English.
00:59:28Talk to the saw in English.
00:59:30You're making fun of me.
00:59:32Cut them into pieces,
00:59:34and put them in the saw,
00:59:36it's not a big deal.
00:59:38My mother comes from Colentia,
00:59:40from Bucharest,
00:59:42and she wants to cut them into pieces.
00:59:44Put them in the saw.
00:59:46What God?
00:59:48It's late, I don't have time to wait.
00:59:52It's late?
01:00:02My engine died.
01:00:04Your engine died?
01:00:08May God forgive him,
01:00:10for all his sins.
01:00:12What? Why are you laughing?
01:00:14That's what I'm saying,
01:00:16when someone dies,
01:00:18may God forgive him.
01:00:20For all his sins.
01:00:22I'm thinking,
01:00:24what sins could he have had?
01:00:26He could have had one.
01:00:28I think he forgot
01:00:30his scarf at Wolf, Romeo.
01:00:32Mr. Boss,
01:00:34I have problems with this car,
01:00:36the engine died,
01:00:38and you're laughing at me.
01:00:40What kind of question is that?
01:00:42Can Logan enter the curve
01:00:44at 90 km per hour?
01:00:46Yes, of course he can.
01:00:48But can he still get out?
01:00:50Nicu,
01:00:52tell me,
01:00:54wouldn't it be a good Christian
01:00:56to cut his head off?
01:00:58You're making fun of me.
01:01:00Wait a minute,
01:01:02don't you think it's weird
01:01:04that Logan
01:01:06rhymes with a cauldron?
01:01:14You see, Nicu?
01:01:16My God!
01:01:18Why are you so upset?
01:01:20I started it.
01:01:22Didn't you tell me to talk to the stove
01:01:24to make a big mouth?
01:01:26Talk to Logan to start it.
01:01:28But there's no way.
01:01:30He died.
01:01:32Nicu,
01:01:34I don't know,
01:01:36do you want to do a verbal trial?
01:01:38What's the cause of his death?
01:01:40TBC?
01:01:42Or are you laughing at me?
01:01:44Because he looked like
01:01:46he was about to die.
01:01:48Why did he die of TBC?
01:01:50I love my jokes.
01:01:58You see?
01:02:00I love my jokes.
01:02:04Take the cauldron,
01:02:06this is the way to clear the area.
01:02:22So, I repeat,
01:02:24where are you going?
01:02:26Home.
01:02:28Do you have a lighter?
01:02:30Who do we have? Us?
01:02:32Us.
01:02:34I mean you.
01:02:36We have one in the trunk.
01:02:38No, stay in the car, I'll check.
01:02:50Yes.
01:02:52It has.
01:02:54But it's nice what you did.
01:02:56What do you mean what I did?
01:02:58Didn't you see I was covered in dust?
01:03:00You know I washed my hair last night.
01:03:02Do you want me to wash my hair again?
01:03:04If I wash my hair, I have to dry it.
01:03:06And I dry it with a hairdryer.
01:03:08And what does the hairdryer do?
01:03:10It thins the hair.
01:03:12Robi, give her a fine.
01:03:14I can't give her a fine,
01:03:16but I can give her a warning.
01:03:18I'm sorry, but I didn't see
01:03:20I was covered in dust.
01:03:22Miss, yes?
01:03:24Branzoi, leave me alone.
01:03:26What is it?
01:03:28It's fixed.
01:03:30Branzoi, be careful how you do it.
01:03:32So...
01:03:34Mr. Wolf?
01:03:40Is that your name?
01:03:42What do you want?
01:03:44What do you want?
01:03:46So, Mr. Wolf,
01:03:50you didn't see
01:03:52I was covered in dust.
01:04:00I'll show you how you did it.
01:04:04Like this.
01:04:06Mr. Officer,
01:04:08I saw it too.
01:04:10It wasn't so little dust.
01:04:12It was more.
01:04:16I'll show you.
01:04:18Look.
01:04:22It's healthy.
01:04:26What did you do?
01:04:28You said you saw the wolf.
01:04:34Wolf.
01:04:36Wolf.
01:04:38It's a girl, but it's a wolf.
01:04:46What are you doing?
01:04:48Like this.
01:04:50Like this.
01:04:54Did you see that, Mr. Officer?
01:04:56What?
01:04:58Mr. Officer, be careful.
01:05:00Hold her like this.
01:05:02Look at her.
01:05:10Did you put a fog in your helmet?
01:05:12Yes, but not in my helmet.
01:05:14I put it in your head.
01:05:18That's it.
01:05:22Maybe I'll eat you.
01:05:24What are you saying?
01:05:26Maybe I'll eat you.
01:05:28I'll eat you.
01:05:30I'll eat you.
01:05:44Did you see that, Mr. Officer?
01:05:46Did you see that?
01:06:08Is it good?
01:06:10It's good.
01:06:12Do you have bread?
01:06:14Do you want a motorbike?
01:06:18Hey, guys.
01:06:20Can you help me?
01:06:26Listen.
01:06:28I saw you with Aspirin.
01:06:30I told you to stay with her for at least two hours.
01:06:32Two hours?
01:06:34Half an hour.
01:06:36Five minutes, but it doesn't matter.
01:06:38You know how she is.
01:06:40She's always in my heart.
01:06:42Leave me alone.
01:06:44Let him finish his story.
01:06:46I'll be honest with you.
01:06:48She never refused me.
01:06:50She never told me she had a headache.
01:06:52You left her alone.
01:06:54That's normal, right?
01:06:56What happened now?
01:06:58When she saw me,
01:07:00she looked at me.
01:07:02It would have been better
01:07:04if she pulled out her two fingers.
01:07:06She said,
01:07:08My eyes are for someone else.
01:07:10Forever.
01:07:14What do you want?
01:07:16Why?
01:07:18That's what she said.
01:07:20Who does her heart belong to?
01:07:24She didn't want to tell me.
01:07:26That's bad.
01:07:28Be careful.
01:07:30After I gave her 100 RON
01:07:32because she has money problems,
01:07:34she told me who it was.
01:07:36Why did you fall in love with her?
01:07:38Who does her heart belong to?
01:07:40I'll tell you.
01:07:42Dorel.
01:07:44You.
01:07:46Dorel.
01:07:48Why?
01:07:50She was in your tears.
01:07:52Dorel.
01:07:54Why?
01:07:56Do you like me?
01:07:58I'm better than you two.
01:08:00I'm more beautiful.
01:08:02Not only you two.
01:08:04Get me one now
01:08:06who's smarter and more beautiful than me.
01:08:08There are no two.
01:08:10I know you're cool,
01:08:12but do you know what?
01:08:14What did you do to change this?
01:08:18I'll tell you.
01:08:20Do you know what I did?
01:08:22I looked on the Internet
01:08:24for courses on masculinity.
01:08:26And guess what?
01:08:28I found a man like me.
01:08:30I saw him this morning
01:08:32and I said to myself,
01:08:34he's not a man.
01:08:36Now that I am who I am,
01:08:38I went through a transformation.
01:08:40I dress differently,
01:08:42I walk differently,
01:08:44I'm masculine in everything.
01:08:46I'm not the same Dorel
01:08:48you used to know.
01:08:50Now I'm Dorel the masculine.
01:08:52And if I want,
01:08:54I can do whatever I want.
01:08:56Now I'll tell you
01:08:58that I want to go to my slave
01:09:00and I'll tell him
01:09:02that I don't sleep at home.
01:09:04You'll see what happens.
01:09:06It's going to be great.
01:09:08You'll scream after me
01:09:10on Spanderver Street.
01:09:12Why?
01:09:14Because I'll climb the walls.
01:09:16Hey, girls!
01:09:18Bring me my shirts!
01:09:26Aspirin.
01:09:28Aspirin.
01:09:34Masculinity!
01:09:36Hey!
01:09:38Did you teach this little guy
01:09:40to flirt with women at the store?
01:09:42Which woman?
01:09:44Aspirin.
01:09:46Do you know how ashamed I was when he told me?
01:09:48And did you teach him to drink?
01:09:50I found him drinking
01:09:52with a bottle of vodka.
01:09:54He said that's how real men do it.
01:09:56He wanted to drink.
01:09:58He's been drinking since he was 9.
01:10:00You're making fun of our kids.
01:10:02I dedicated my life to teach him
01:10:04how to greet people on the street,
01:10:06especially the old ones.
01:10:08And now you yell at him
01:10:10because he's a man
01:10:12and you told him to greet him.
01:10:14It's not the other way around.
01:10:16See?
01:10:18That's exactly what happened to me
01:10:20with my friend.
01:10:22You're such a coward.
01:10:24I'm not talking to you.
01:10:26Give us our money back.
01:10:28Listen, girls.
01:10:30First of all, no one gets their money back
01:10:32because I taught the kid some things.
01:10:34Second of all, I think you forgot
01:10:36who you're talking to.
01:10:38Who are we talking to?
01:10:40The most masculine man in the county.
01:10:42I don't give you the right
01:10:44to talk to me like that.
01:10:46I change my socks every day
01:10:48and find them everywhere.
01:10:50But you won't kiss me in your life.
01:10:54So you don't want to do
01:10:56what we tell you to do
01:10:58and you're making fun of us?
01:11:00And now go to the pan
01:11:02because that's where you belong.
01:11:04Go to the pan!
01:11:06Again!
01:11:08Shut up!
01:11:10Let's get organized!
01:11:12We'll have a nice meal!
01:11:14We'll have some soup!
01:11:16Cheers!
01:11:20Come on, my little girl!
01:11:22Come on!
01:11:26Take a picture of me
01:11:28so I can post it on Facebook
01:11:30so they can see who's the boss here.
01:11:32Nicu, take a picture of me
01:11:34so they can see who's the boss here.
01:11:36I won't take a picture of you.
01:11:38Get out of that car.
01:11:40It doesn't even have the money
01:11:42to pay for my book.
01:11:44What are you talking about?
01:11:46I do whatever I want with my car.
01:11:48The good things I've done
01:11:50are the bad ones.
01:11:52What's wrong with you?
01:11:54Look at your little rock.
01:11:56Look at my little rock?
01:11:58I came here with your little rock
01:12:00and you made me a martyr.
01:12:02I like freedom.
01:12:04What are you talking about?
01:12:08What is it?
01:12:10What are you doing here?
01:12:12Is this Naspa?
01:12:14Naspa?
01:12:16Don't you see
01:12:18there are four big guns
01:12:20that shoot everything through the fire?
01:12:22Are you crazy?
01:12:24I don't think so.
01:12:26What did you do?
01:12:28What did you do?
01:12:30I did business with the state.
01:12:32I told the guys I did this
01:12:34not to call it business with the state.
01:12:36I told them it's business between friends.
01:12:38If I were Erspicac,
01:12:40I'd know right away
01:12:42what he was talking about.
01:12:44Erspicac is 25-30 years in prison.
01:12:46Prison?
01:12:48It's better to say jealousy.
01:12:50Jealousy!
01:12:52Hey, you!
01:12:54Be careful, don't be stupid.
01:12:56Who's stupid?
01:12:58Me or you?
01:13:00Wait, you don't have a car, so it's me.
01:13:02Be careful,
01:13:04that's just a cap.
01:13:06A wolf cap?
01:13:08Not a wolf cap,
01:13:10that's just a cap.
01:13:12Do you see this?
01:13:14That's what you told me.
01:13:16Immaculate.
01:13:18I'll put it in a nice corner
01:13:20and dust will gather.
01:13:22Immaculate?
01:13:24You were right,
01:13:26everything you told me is true.
01:13:28With the prison?
01:13:30You're going to prison!
01:13:32I thought it was a good idea
01:13:34to bring you some oranges.
01:13:36Oranges go to the hospital,
01:13:38not to prison.
01:13:40Did you sign all these papers
01:13:42so you can go to hell?
01:13:44Of course I did,
01:13:46but who has a disease like that?
01:13:48Who doesn't go to hell?
01:13:50Hey, you!
01:13:52Did you sign all those papers
01:13:54about apartments, land, houses?
01:13:56Yes, I did.
01:13:58Do you have apartments?
01:14:00No.
01:14:02Do you have houses?
01:14:04No.
01:14:06Do you have 200 hectares of land?
01:14:08No, I don't.
01:14:10You're the one who's stupid.
01:14:12These kids gave you this car
01:14:14and made you their slave.
01:14:16You're the one who's stupid.
01:14:18Who?
01:14:20You! Call them
01:14:22and tell them to go back
01:14:24and set fire to the business.
01:14:26Otherwise, in a month
01:14:28I'll send you to jail
01:14:30for dropping the soap.
01:14:32I don't want to get rid of the soap.
01:14:34Stop it!
01:14:36Call them!
01:14:38Hello?
01:14:40Hello?
01:14:42My friends?
01:14:44I don't want it anymore.
01:14:46I'm done.
01:14:48I don't need it anymore.
01:14:50I don't want it anymore.
01:14:54I understand.
01:14:58And that's not all.
01:15:00Are you crazy?
01:15:02You're stupid and selfish.
01:15:04Why should I be stupid?
01:15:06My family would say you're stupid.
01:15:08You're stupid.
01:15:10You have a nuclear plant in the village.
01:15:12It's not that stupid.
01:15:14You're used to it.
01:15:16I'm not used to it.
01:15:18It could be like in Cernobul.
01:15:20You go, you go.
01:15:22You're right.
01:15:24Calm down.
01:15:26Nothing happened in Cernobul.
01:15:28They had machines.
01:15:30I was ashamed.
01:15:32I didn't know what to do.
01:15:34We were like beggars.
01:15:36We were wearing red shoes.
01:15:38We were begging for money.
01:15:40You're right.
01:15:42It's a good thing they solved
01:15:44the explosion in Cernobul.
01:15:46What do you think?
01:15:48It's a useless argument.
01:15:50I can't do anything about it.
01:15:52We'll kill you.
01:15:54Don't lose hope.
01:15:56I'll kill you.
01:15:58You're stupid.
01:16:00You're stupid.
01:16:02I'll kill you.
01:16:04You have 40 billion in your account.
01:16:06You can't say hello.
01:16:08I'll kill you.
01:16:10You don't have to be stupid
01:16:12to think about uranium.
01:16:14I found it on the internet.
01:16:16I asked for the phone number
01:16:18and the advice.
01:16:20What are you doing?
01:16:22Are you looking for uranium?
01:16:24Yes, I am.
01:16:26He found gasoline.
01:16:28What do you have?
01:16:30Do you think it's normal
01:16:32to look for ingredients
01:16:34to make a bomb?
01:16:36You're stupid.
01:16:38What kind of bomb do you want?
01:16:40You're stupid.
01:16:42I need uranium for the plant.
01:16:44Not for the bomb.
01:16:46You're crazy.
01:16:48I'll kill you.
01:16:50You found the common element
01:16:52between the plant and the bomb.
01:16:54What is it?
01:16:56It's nuclear.
01:16:58You don't have to be stupid
01:17:00to think about uranium.
01:17:02I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:17:04I don't want to yell.
01:17:06I don't want to yell.
01:17:08I don't want to yell.
01:17:10I don't want to yell.
01:17:28Hey.
01:17:30If I don't find this guy
01:17:32on the street,
01:17:34I'll be the one
01:17:36who beats him up.
01:17:38Why don't you do something
01:17:40to our Simona
01:17:42and get rid of her?
01:17:44We've been crying so much
01:17:46for Simona.
01:17:48Don't you have any idea
01:17:50what kind of a person he is?
01:17:52I don't care.
01:17:54He's innocent.
01:17:56What does it matter what we're talking about here?
01:17:58What was, was and will be.
01:18:00Now it's good and they can do their job, right?
01:18:04That's what we are.
01:18:06How many of us, the Romanian people,
01:18:08in this Romanian land, in our Romania,
01:18:10all of them are stupid, all of them are Turks
01:18:12and they play with us.
01:18:14That Vlad Tepescu guy, he's the one who made
01:18:16the Turkish army. You see?
01:18:18But this Simona, if she's so smart,
01:18:20so strong, so number one,
01:18:22why doesn't she start doing something else?
01:18:24What? What do you mean?
01:18:26Look, I don't know, let's say I'm number one
01:18:28at skiing. What do you mean?
01:18:30I go, I get on the skis
01:18:32and I do the part from the pedals,
01:18:34I'm number one. Azuga, number one.
01:18:36And then comes that global heat,
01:18:38where all the snow melts. What do I do?
01:18:40I start crying. Man, I was number one,
01:18:42but the snow melted, man.
01:18:44And I have no more snow, I have no way to do it.
01:18:46And what do you do if the snow melts?
01:18:48What do you mean what do I do? I start doing something else.
01:18:50I took the skis, I put them in the bucket,
01:18:52I throw the bucket.
01:18:54How does that work?
01:18:56Well, that's how it is. If you're number one
01:18:58and you're such a champion,
01:19:00you're full. And if you see that the road
01:19:02closes in front of you, you start doing something else.
01:19:04I don't know. Man, I think
01:19:06you've mixed up the sports in your head
01:19:08because you're like Celentano with the drinks.
01:19:10Damn, I remember,
01:19:12if Simona was number one in the world
01:19:14at field tennis, how would she start
01:19:16making omelettes?
01:19:18Omelettes? I said omelettes,
01:19:20how can she make omelettes?
01:19:22But she can make a ping-pong.
01:19:24Are you serious now?
01:19:26How do you know if I'm serious?
01:19:28But field tennis, you said it's hard,
01:19:30that it's effort, that you fall,
01:19:32that you bend, that you...
01:19:34Why don't you start with ping-pong, table tennis?
01:19:36It's easier, it's still tennis,
01:19:38but it's a little bit smaller there.
01:19:40Man, are you out of your mind?
01:19:42Do you think this tennis is like your driver
01:19:44who does anything wrong?
01:19:46Man, the tennis that Halepa does,
01:19:48it's hard, man.
01:19:50You're talking nonsense.
01:19:52What are you doing? Are you making me stupid?
01:19:54Who made you stupid? I said you're talking nonsense.
01:19:56You're talking nonsense, I didn't make you stupid.
01:19:58It's a difference, Fericel.
01:20:00I'll show you a difference now.
01:20:02What do you want me to do?
01:20:04Man, are you out of your mind?
01:20:06You're done with Simona, right?
01:20:08Fericel, shut up, I don't need any problems.
01:20:10You don't need any problems,
01:20:12get down there, you need a chair.
01:20:14Do you want to break your leg?
01:20:16Do you want to break your leg?
01:20:18I don't need any problems with you, Fericel.
01:20:20Do you want to break your leg?
01:20:22Get out of here.
01:20:24Get out of here.
01:20:26Get out of here.
01:20:28Get out of here.
01:20:30I'll be right back.
01:20:42Fericel, what are you doing?
01:20:44Fericel, what are you doing?
01:20:46Fericel, what are you doing?
01:20:48Fericel, what are you doing?
01:20:50Fericel, what are you doing?
01:20:52Fericel, what are you doing?
01:20:54Fericel, what are you doing?
01:20:56Listen, man.
01:20:58I'm asking you seriously now.
01:21:00Do you think you can drive a car with your eyes swollen?
01:21:02I don't have a damn arm.
01:21:04Do you hear what's there?
01:21:06Let me go, right now.
01:21:08Come on, man, he's out of his mind.
01:21:14Yeah.
01:21:20Wow.
01:21:22Give that idiot a beating.
01:21:24He's going to get it now.
01:21:34Come on, man, get in the car.
01:21:36You're not coming?
01:21:38What are you doing?
01:21:40Didn't you say you wanted to see how the steering wheel was?
01:21:42Yeah.
01:21:44Do you have a steering wheel there?
01:21:46No.
01:21:48Do you want me to bring you a steering wheel in the back?
01:21:50Come on, don't be so nice to me, you idiot.
01:21:54All right, come on.
01:22:00How is it?
01:22:02Listen, man.
01:22:04Where is this car made?
01:22:06Why?
01:22:08You can tell it's Romanian.
01:22:10Do you know how to drive a car now?
01:22:12My mother-in-law can drive anything.
01:22:14From the Cosmic Ship to the bicycle chain,
01:22:16I'm the first one.
01:22:18And from Dan Diaconescu,
01:22:20the director, who ate all the shows
01:22:22so he could only watch them on TV.
01:22:24Yeah, man,
01:22:26that was the real TV
01:22:28that turned the subject
01:22:30all over again.
01:22:32They don't have it now,
01:22:34they only make series,
01:22:36they don't get enough of them.
01:22:38Leave me alone,
01:22:40and tell me why Logan is a stupid car.
01:22:42You're making me angry now.
01:22:44Don't be so angry.
01:22:46Is it made for people?
01:22:48Yes.
01:22:50Then why does it have three pedals?
01:22:52A man has two legs.
01:22:54The automatic one has two pedals,
01:22:56this is not the automatic one.
01:22:58That's why I want it.
01:23:00Attention!
01:23:02The one with two pedals
01:23:04can drive with one leg.
01:23:06The one with three pedals has two legs.
01:23:08Yes.
01:23:10Are they all made that bad?
01:23:12Some have a handbrake on the foot,
01:23:14some have a German one.
01:23:16I'll show you.
01:23:18Those are made even worse.
01:23:20But what about the engine?
01:23:22How does it sound?
01:23:24It sounds good.
01:23:26Don't make it too loud,
01:23:28I don't like it when it rumbles,
01:23:30it makes me angry.
01:23:32It doesn't rumble,
01:23:34take it out of gear and give me the key.
01:23:36Take what out of gear?
01:23:38I didn't put anything in it,
01:23:40I don't even know where it is.
01:23:42Come on.
01:23:44Come on.
01:23:46I don't have it.
01:23:48Come on.
01:23:50Come on.
01:24:02How is it?
01:24:04Does it rumble?
01:24:06I don't know,
01:24:08the door is open.
01:24:10How is it?
01:24:12Where is it?
01:24:22Hey!
01:24:24What was that?
01:24:28That was...
01:24:30Simona's wedding.
01:24:32What?
01:24:34Are you happy
01:24:36she lost her job?
01:24:38She is mine.
01:24:40I swear on you.
01:24:42Hey!
01:24:56Wait, what are you doing?
01:24:58Look what I found.
01:25:00What are you doing there?
01:25:02What are you doing there?
01:25:04I asked you.
01:25:06I'm relaxing with a chick.
01:25:08What are you doing?
01:25:10I'm relaxing with a chick.
01:25:12I'm really busy and I'm bothering you.
01:25:14Get out and put your hand on the railing
01:25:16and wait for me here.
01:25:18I'll talk to you later.
01:25:20Yes, you do it.
01:25:22Girl, where are you?
01:25:24You'll see what I'll do to you
01:25:26when you get out of there.
01:25:32Did you hear that?
01:25:34Tell me,
01:25:36why did he do that?
01:25:38I'm curious.
01:25:40What do you mean?
01:25:42If a chicken costs 20 million
01:25:44and makes 10 chickens,
01:25:46do you realize it's 100 million?
01:25:48Millions and millions.
01:25:50Don't get me involved.
01:25:52Are you sure he makes chickens?
01:25:54What?
01:25:56Are you sure he can make chickens?
01:25:58Who?
01:26:00Who?
01:26:02What are you talking about?
01:26:04He can make them.
01:26:06He can't do it without him.
01:26:10What does he need
01:26:12to make chickens?
01:26:16A cat to bark.
01:26:18To bark?
01:26:20Yes.
01:26:22What does he bark with?
01:26:24What do you mean?
01:26:26What does he need?
01:26:28What does he need?
01:26:30What does he need?
01:26:32He needs...
01:26:34a red cat.
01:26:36A red cat.
01:26:38What else does he need?
01:26:40A cat.
01:26:42That's a cat.
01:26:44What else?
01:26:46A car.
01:26:48I thought he's like us.
01:26:50If you have a car,
01:26:52it's easier to...
01:26:54Don't get me involved.
01:26:56You're so stupid.
01:26:58Your cat is castrated.
01:27:00What?
01:27:02Your cat is castrated.
01:27:04What do you mean castrated?
01:27:06Let's see if he's castrated.
01:27:08Let him sleep.
01:27:10Go to bed.
01:27:12Bring your cat.
01:27:14I have some information
01:27:16from Ardiles.
01:27:18He's castrated.
01:27:20That's why he came here.
01:27:22If he's castrated,
01:27:24it doesn't work.
01:27:26If he's castrated,
01:27:28go to bed.
01:27:34Be careful.
01:27:36Bye.
01:27:38Paraschiv, the girl is here.
01:27:40Come here.
01:27:42Is she your new girl?
01:27:44Yes, she's my new girl.
01:27:46I brought her to meet Paraschiv.
01:27:48Be careful.
01:27:50You're so beautiful.
01:27:52Come here.
01:27:54You're so beautiful.
01:27:56You're so beautiful.
01:27:58You're so beautiful.
01:28:00Come here.
01:28:02She's kissing me.
01:28:04Give me the box.
01:28:06Dorel is inside with Paraschiv.
01:28:08Is he relaxing?
01:28:10I don't think so.
01:28:12I think he's more agitated.
01:28:14Why?
01:28:16He said he wants to see the doctor.
01:28:18What?
01:28:20What did you hear?
01:28:22What are you doing?
01:28:24What did you do to me?
01:28:26What is he doing there?
01:28:28Go and check if he can give birth.
01:28:32My head.
01:28:34My head.
01:28:36My head.
01:28:38My head.
01:28:40My head.
01:28:42My head.
01:28:44My head.
01:28:46My head.
01:28:48Paraschiv can't give birth.
01:28:50He can't give birth.
01:28:52He can't give birth.
01:28:54I'll go and solve this.
01:28:56You're such a liar.
01:28:58What is this?
01:29:00It's a cat.
01:29:02Do you like it?
01:29:04Yes, it's beautiful.
01:29:06It's ugly.
01:29:08It's ugly.
01:29:10What did you say?
01:29:12Paraschiv is my cat.
01:29:14You made me an ugly cat?
01:29:16Who would buy me a cat made of this?
01:29:18What cat?
01:29:20Didn't Gianni tell you?
01:29:22No.
01:29:24We wanted to put Paraschiv on it.
01:29:26I don't want it.
01:29:28Neither does Nemona.
01:29:30Why did you bring it then?
01:29:32To get to know it.
01:29:34So it wouldn't be alone at home.
01:29:38What did you do to it?
01:29:40Why did you make it so ugly?
01:29:42I didn't bring it.
01:29:44Why did you make it so ugly?
01:29:46Nemona, take it.
01:29:48It's your cat.
01:29:50It's ugly.
01:29:52What did you do to it?
01:29:54What did I do?
01:29:56Take it home.
01:29:58Let it go.
01:30:00Paraschiv, take Paraschiv.
01:30:02It's your cat.
01:30:04Paraschiv, give it to me.
01:30:06Give me Paraschiv.
01:30:08Give me Paraschiv.
01:30:10Give me Paraschiv.
01:30:12Give me Paraschiv.
01:30:14Give me Paraschiv.
01:30:16Give me Paraschiv.
01:30:26What did you do to it?
01:30:28What can I do?
01:30:30Didn't you see that I threw it
01:30:32from all directions?
01:30:34I hit it, but if it held,
01:30:36I had nothing to do.
01:30:38I'm sorry you didn't know about it
01:30:40but I'm sorry.
01:30:42You deserve to be
01:30:44in charge of work for four days.
01:30:46Do you really think so?
01:30:48What are you talking about?
01:30:50I told you it's not good
01:30:52to go to him.
01:30:54It's a problem.
01:30:56It would be better
01:30:58if someone else came up with the idea.
01:31:00It didn't work out.
01:31:02What can I do?
01:31:04Nothing.
01:31:06It's not like that.
01:31:08What did you tell me?
01:31:10I'm going to Elid now.
01:31:12I'll give you two pieces.
01:31:14Wait, Potolic.
01:31:16You have to go to jail
01:31:18for violence.
01:31:20What can you do without a TV?
01:31:22I want to help you.
01:31:24I want to help you.
01:31:26That's it.
01:31:28I'm starving.
01:31:30You're starving?
01:31:32I'm starving.
01:31:34I'm going to the town hall.
01:31:36I told you it's not good
01:31:38to be in charge of work for four days.
01:31:40Are you doing this for me?
01:31:42You're not my brother.
01:31:44I know how it starts.
01:31:46Do you have money?
01:31:48For the sign, right?
01:31:50Come with me.
01:31:52Wait a minute.
01:31:54How did this food
01:31:56come to you?
01:31:58I don't know.
01:32:00I found it in a box in the fridge.
01:32:02I don't know who brought it.
01:32:04How the hell did you get
01:32:06those fries from the wedding?
01:32:08You heated them up and gave them to us.
01:32:10You played us.
01:32:12I don't agree.
01:32:14You agreed to eat as much as you could
01:32:16with 20 lei.
01:32:18What else did you take from the cake?
01:32:20I didn't take anything.
01:32:22I found them in the back and gave them to him.
01:32:24Wait, wait.
01:32:26You ate
01:32:28food from the wedding?
01:32:30That's how it is.
01:32:32Wait, wait.
01:32:34What do you mean?
01:32:36It's that simple.
01:32:38You ate food from the wedding.
01:32:40Yes or no?
01:32:42Yes, but it was old.
01:32:44It doesn't matter.
01:32:46You heard the music.
01:32:48He played the saxophone.
01:32:50It wasn't really a wedding.
01:32:52It was close.
01:32:54A saxophone is a saxophone.
01:32:56A chimpanzee is a chimpanzee.
01:32:58What the hell?
01:33:00Now you have to give
01:33:02at least 100 lei each.
01:33:04Are you out of your mind?
01:33:06I'll give you money
01:33:08if we don't go to the wedding.
01:33:10I won't give you anything.
01:33:12No, no, no.
01:33:14No one gives anything
01:33:16to anyone.
01:33:18The fries are from us.
01:33:20They brought the fries.
01:33:22Wait, wait.
01:33:24Say it again.
01:33:26The last part.
01:33:28They brought the fries.
01:33:30Who?
01:33:32Them.
01:33:34You?
01:33:36Yes, them.
01:33:38You should learn Romanian.
01:33:40I brought the fries.
01:33:42That's what you should have said.
01:33:44I brought the fries.
01:33:46Why did you bring the fries?
01:33:48Out of anger.
01:33:50I was angry
01:33:52because the thief
01:33:54ran away
01:33:56and didn't want to come back
01:33:58for the wedding.
01:34:00I took the cake
01:34:02and brought it here.
01:34:04I brought the cake.
01:34:06They couldn't have brought
01:34:08so much food.
01:34:10Bobita,
01:34:12why did you come?
01:34:14Bobita called
01:34:16and the car came.
01:34:18Do you understand?
01:34:20Bobita called
01:34:22me.
01:34:24I called him.
01:34:26Bobita called.
01:34:28I called him and he came
01:34:30and helped us.
01:34:32What are you doing?
01:34:34This is for your health.
01:34:36What did you do with the fries?
01:34:38What?
01:34:40Did you steal the fries?
01:34:42Did you bring them?
01:34:44No, I took them.
01:34:46I took them.
01:34:48I only took the fries
01:34:50because the cake and the fries are the same.
01:34:52I didn't bring them.
01:34:54You did.
01:34:56Are you Nick Ratza?
01:34:58I'm Tardiles.
01:35:00I drove Nick Ratza's car.
01:35:02Nick Ratza stole his car.
01:35:04This is getting complicated.
01:35:08You don't understand
01:35:10what's going on.
01:35:12Wait a minute.
01:35:14What do we know?
01:35:16I know Bobita called me.
01:35:18Right?
01:35:20Let's go.
01:35:34Hello!
01:35:36How are you?
01:35:38What's with the music?
01:35:40Is it a disco?
01:35:42Don't you like it?
01:35:44Of course I do, but it's not cool.
01:35:46I like it.
01:35:48It's true.
01:35:50Hey, Celentano!
01:35:52Don't yell at him, he won't answer.
01:35:54Why?
01:35:56Don't yell at him.
01:35:58How should I yell?
01:36:00Rastaman!
01:36:02Don't go with Celentano anymore.
01:36:04What?
01:36:06Rastaman!
01:36:08He's not Romanian anymore.
01:36:10What is he now?
01:36:12He became Jamaican.
01:36:14What?
01:36:16Celentano told you
01:36:18not to yell at him.
01:36:20He's now Jamaican.
01:36:22How should I yell then?
01:36:24Rastaman!
01:36:26What?
01:36:28Rastaman!
01:36:30Not Rastalam, Rastaman!
01:36:32Rastaname!
01:36:34What's with you and Rastaname?
01:36:36Get out of here!
01:36:38Hey!
01:36:42Come on!
01:36:44Rastaname!
01:37:00Peace!
01:37:02Peace, man!
01:37:04Peace!
01:37:06What's wrong with you?
01:37:08Love!
01:37:10What?
01:37:12Love!
01:37:14Rastaman!
01:37:18Turn the music down!
01:37:20They're not listening.
01:37:24Rastaman is from Sandokan.
01:37:26Is it true?
01:37:28What did I tell you?
01:37:30You became Jamaican?
01:37:32Sandokan!
01:37:34Peace!
01:37:36Peace, sister!
01:37:38You were drunk!
01:37:40You don't like it anymore?
01:37:42Rastaman!
01:37:46He's like a cat.
01:37:54Police!
01:38:00Good luck!
01:38:02Police!
01:38:06Are we going in the net?
01:38:08Police!
01:38:10What?
01:38:12Police!
01:38:16Your Majesty!
01:38:18Welcome here!
01:38:20You came to see us!
01:38:22What's wrong with you?
01:38:24What's wrong?
01:38:26I'm asking him something
01:38:28instead of yelling at you!
01:38:30What's the matter?
01:38:31What's the matter?
01:38:32He asked me if the internet is not working.
01:38:34It's not working.
01:38:35It's not working?
01:38:36It's working.
01:38:37How is it working?
01:38:38It's not working.
01:38:39What's the matter?
01:38:40Look at the network there.
01:38:41It's working.
01:38:42Look, it changed.
01:38:43Which one?
01:38:44Look.
01:38:45Which one?
01:38:46Look.
01:38:47What did you do, BobiÈ›?
01:38:52What are you trying to call the network now?
01:38:54Who named it like that?
01:38:56Why?
01:38:57Because he wanted to.
01:38:59You don't like it?
01:39:00What's the matter?
01:39:01Johnny Milogu.
01:39:02With big letters.
01:39:04Why did you put it like that?
01:39:05Because I wanted it like that.
01:39:06I do what I want.
01:39:07It's my network.
01:39:08I put money on it.
01:39:09I can call it.
01:39:10I didn't want it to be called Johnny Milogu.
01:39:11Johnny Milogu.
01:39:12Give me a high five.
01:39:13Hey, do you want to know the password?
01:39:15Take it.
01:39:16Yeah, Milogu.
01:39:17With small letters.
01:39:18Connected.
01:39:19What is this?
01:39:20The password, you idiot from the network.
01:39:22Wait, I'll take a picture.
01:39:23So I can remember what face you have.
01:39:25The face you have.
01:39:26What's the matter with me?
01:39:28If you like it, come in.
01:39:29If you don't, come in.
01:39:30What's the matter with me?
01:39:31Tell me what's the matter with me.
01:39:33Come in, you idiot.
01:39:34Good luck.
01:39:35Good luck.
01:39:36Good luck.
01:39:38Bobita, I wanted to ask you.
01:39:41Do you have foie gras in the menu?
01:39:43What?
01:39:44Foie gras.
01:39:46So, I'm hungry.
01:39:48I'm hungry.
01:39:57Hey, don't worry about your pants.
01:39:59Don't worry about...
01:40:01Hey, but today wasn't my payday.
01:40:03Really?
01:40:04Well...
01:40:05Well, be careful, I'll give you some bad news.
01:40:08Oh, God.
01:40:09Yeah.
01:40:10Hey, I don't have enough money to give you your payday.
01:40:12Oh, God.
01:40:15Why?
01:40:16I cheated on you.
01:40:18Oh, God.
01:40:19I cheated on you.
01:40:20You really cheated on me?
01:40:21I cheated on you.
01:40:22I don't get it.
01:40:23Are you going to give me your payday or not?
01:40:24I'm not.
01:40:25Oh, God.
01:40:27I cheated on you again.
01:40:29Come on, Bobita.
01:40:30Are you kidding me again?
01:40:33Hey, you idiot.
01:40:34I really don't have enough money to give you your payday.
01:40:35Come on.
01:40:38You're such a cheater.
01:40:39You're such a cheater.
01:40:40You're cheating on me too easily, you idiot.
01:40:42Give me my payday.
01:40:43I don't have enough money to give you.
01:40:44Look at this.
01:40:451,500 RON.
01:40:46My payday.
01:40:47You really cheated on me, Bobita.
01:40:48Did I?
01:40:49Did I?
01:40:50Did I?
01:40:51You should be an actor.
01:40:52Like Hamza Pelea.
01:40:53Wow, Hamza Pelea.
01:40:54He's great.
01:40:55What can I say?
01:40:56Did I?
01:40:57Did I?
01:40:58Did I?
01:40:59Did I?
01:41:00Did I?
01:41:01Did I?
01:41:02Did I?
01:41:03Did I?
01:41:04Did I?
01:41:05Did I?
01:41:06Did I?
01:41:07Did I?
01:41:08Did I?
01:41:09Did I?
01:41:10Did I?
01:41:11Did I?
01:41:12Did I?
01:41:13Did I?
01:41:14Did I?
01:41:15Did I?
01:41:16A million dollors.
01:41:17Just a million dollar.
01:41:18It's on the money-mountain.
01:41:19What am I doing here?
01:41:20I'm going to buy a pair of new sandals.
01:41:21And I'm going to throw them in a waste bin.
01:41:22I'm going to take my trousers off.
01:41:23And I'm going to buy a shirt with a boy
01:41:42You don't have any money on you, you idiot.
01:41:44You should put some money aside for a few days.
01:41:46What am I supposed to do with my money?
01:41:48It's my job, Mr. Armadale.
01:41:50How much do you want?
01:41:52Don't come to me later and tell me you don't have any money
01:41:54because you ran out of it and I don't know what else.
01:41:56You're lucky you have this money, otherwise I would have killed you.
01:41:58You caught me.
01:42:00Don't you clean up?
01:42:02What?
01:42:04What are you talking about?
01:42:12Come here.
01:42:14Like this.
01:42:16So...
01:42:18This is it.
01:42:26It's heavy.
01:42:28I know it's heavy.
01:42:30So this was your shoe.
01:42:32Yes, and now I have another one.
01:42:34Newer, more modern, different color.
01:42:36Yes, yes, of course.
01:42:38I just wanted to say something.
01:42:40When you change your shoe at the bathroom,
01:42:42you have to change your underwear and your underwear.
01:42:44It's a shame.
01:42:46You can't bring a new shoe, underwear and old underwear
01:42:48when you lose your value at the bathroom and at home.
01:42:50I know, I know.
01:42:52Look at him.
01:42:54So, Janinuta, if you know,
01:42:56we skip the steps,
01:42:58I get straight to the point.
01:43:00Look into my eyes.
01:43:02It's not the case that you beg me.
01:43:04I'm in.
01:43:06I said I'm in.
01:43:08The New Year's Eve is over.
01:43:10I wrote to you.
01:43:12When the clock strikes midnight
01:43:14between 2026 and 2027,
01:43:16you go to the bathroom with your underwear.
01:43:18What are you talking about?
01:43:20Where is it?
01:43:22Where is it?
01:43:24In the bathroom.
01:43:26I just didn't have it in the yard.
01:43:28What did you put in the bathroom?
01:43:30From the store.
01:43:32I took everything with me.
01:43:34You took everything with you?
01:43:36Everything?
01:43:38Why the hell did we come here, Janina?
01:43:40You came to get rid of this old thing.
01:43:42What am I supposed to do with it?
01:43:44Take it, take it to the yard, do whatever you want with it.
01:43:46Get it out of here.
01:43:48I don't have anything to do with it.
01:43:50Are you crazy?
01:43:52Let me talk.
01:43:54Janina, forgive me for answering.
01:43:56The lack of respect
01:43:58I've heard from you
01:44:00makes me think
01:44:02I've never suffered in my life.
01:44:04So you're making me
01:44:06out of the mess I'm in
01:44:08to clean up the mess?
01:44:10Woman!
01:44:12I made a mistake
01:44:14and I left people with two degrees
01:44:16to clean up after me
01:44:18and now I have to clean up the mess?
01:44:20Never!
01:44:22Listen to what I'm saying
01:44:24with a capital letter.
01:44:26Never, ever, never, never, ever, never!
01:44:28What if I give you 100 lei?
01:44:30You're looking at me like a fool.
01:44:32You're looking at me like a fool.
01:44:34You're looking at me like a fool.
01:44:36That's what I thought.
01:44:48Get out!
01:44:58Get out!
01:45:02What's up?
01:45:04Is it the little girl from Tokyo or the 13th sister?
01:45:06The 13th sister.
01:45:26Nice, nice.
01:45:28That's all the Chinese you know?
01:45:30What else do you want?
01:45:32You have to put more
01:45:34you know what you did with that one?
01:45:36That's Japanese
01:45:38and that one with the tray is also Japanese.
01:45:40What the hell do you want?
01:45:42That one with the...
01:45:44Where is it?
01:45:46That's it, I don't eat anything anymore.
01:45:48That's not the real Chinese like that one.
01:45:50That one was French.
01:45:52That's not the real Chinese.
01:45:54You're crazy.
01:45:56Put your hand and eat.
01:45:58Eat with what?
01:46:00With your hands?
01:46:02It's Chinese.
01:46:04Look at this.
01:46:06In China they eat with sticks.
01:46:08This is the spoon
01:46:10and this is the fork.
01:46:12You taste the first one.
01:46:14I taste the first one?
01:46:16You put something in the food.
01:46:18What should I put?
01:46:20The spinach.
01:46:22You spit in it.
01:46:24That's how you know I'm unlucky
01:46:26Taste it.
01:46:28I'm not in the mood to eat.
01:46:30Why? I'm right.
01:46:32Put your hand and eat.
01:46:34Taste it and eat.
01:46:36If you don't eat, it's not my problem.
01:46:38I made you Chinese rice, eat it.
01:46:40If you don't eat, get out of here.
01:46:42I didn't pay my debt to the sheep.
01:46:44Did Dorel tell you?
01:46:46I didn't tell him anything.
01:46:48Get out of my sight.
01:46:50It doesn't matter what he said.
01:46:52He didn't say anything.
01:46:54You went to the sheep
01:46:56instead of coming to your brother.
01:46:58You came to me.
01:47:00You went to the sheep.
01:47:02Put your hand and eat.
01:47:04If you don't eat, it's not my problem.
01:47:06Get out of here.
01:47:08I'm not an idiot.
01:47:10If I had money, I wouldn't come to you.
01:47:12What are you talking about?
01:47:14I didn't see the page with your name.
01:47:16I didn't pay.
01:47:18Who paid?
01:47:20I don't know.
01:47:22You paid instead of coming to me.
01:47:24I didn't pay anything.
01:47:28What's wrong with you?
01:47:30You haven't come to me for 5 nights.
01:47:32Are you upset?
01:47:36Who do you want?
01:47:38Why?
01:47:40I'm confused.
01:47:42I'm confused with someone.
01:47:44Mom.
01:48:14People say he's crazy.
01:48:16He loves dogs better than people.
01:48:18He's not crazy.
01:48:20I've been thinking how to make money.
01:48:22I have no idea.
01:48:24Who did this?
01:48:26Who came up with this plan?
01:48:28Who?
01:48:44DALIDA
01:48:47Dalida?
01:48:49She loves dogs as much as I do!
01:48:51Well, she wanted to hit Vasile, too.
01:48:53Well, not Vasile, the mayor's wife,
01:48:55because she knew how much money she could give the mayor's wife.
01:48:58So she gave the mayor's wife money, too?
01:49:00Yes, bravo!
01:49:01Dalida, she said!
01:49:04Mayor, instead of giving money from your pocket,
01:49:07it's better to give the mayor's wife three hours of the same money as a sponsorship.
01:49:10You don't have any money in your pocket,
01:49:12but only the mayor's wife gets paid.
01:49:14Aha.
01:49:15Well, is that possible?
01:49:17Only if Dorel wants it.
01:49:19Yes, if it works...
01:49:20See, he wants it.
01:49:21The paper is ready, just sign here.
01:49:27She signed it!
01:49:28She signed it!
01:49:29Look at her!
01:49:31Look at her, if you don't believe me!
01:49:33Look at her!
01:49:34She signed it!
01:49:36She's crazy!
01:49:38And how much money did you make with Rosu?
01:49:404,250 and we still have to collect 3,000.
01:49:43Well, but the mayor's wife said that Sandu was crazy,
01:49:46he had something in his pocket, you know,
01:49:48he was cheating, he was cheating.
01:49:49And if he was cheating,
01:49:50when we were dressed, he didn't have it.
01:49:52Ha ha ha ha!
01:50:08Do you hear the dog barking?
01:50:09You know, we humans don't hear them,
01:50:11but if you put the dogs in,
01:50:12you know how ugly they get!
01:50:14Yes, that's how we made them bark in the beginning.
01:50:17And I told you to take the aspirin.
01:50:19Did you help us?
01:50:20No, I didn't.
01:50:21I thought it was cool, you know,
01:50:22to find them on each other.
01:50:23Yes.
01:50:24Well, I made a rhythm,
01:50:25with scandal, with silence,
01:50:27so that people would believe that Janina really writes a book, you know.
01:50:30Ha ha ha ha!
01:50:33Listen, man,
01:50:34read me from this book too,
01:50:36so I can see how it is.
01:50:37Hey!
01:50:38Yes, yes.
01:50:39Come on, read it.
01:50:40Wait a minute.
01:50:41You don't have it.
01:50:43Yes, you don't have it.
01:50:45That's right.
01:50:47Well, close it.
01:50:49Close it and set it on fire,
01:50:50then I'll leave.
01:50:51Hey, how are you going to set it on fire?
01:50:52Are you crazy?
01:50:53Are you kidding me?
01:50:54I got scared.
01:50:55Leave it like that.
01:50:56You can't come now.
01:50:57Now I'm setting it on fire too,
01:50:58with my friends,
01:50:59telling stories.
01:51:00It's beautiful.
01:51:01Give it to me.
01:51:02Bye-bye.
01:51:03Take it.
01:51:04Ready?
01:51:05Yes.
01:51:06Let's go.
01:51:07Let's start the first chapter.
01:51:08Ready.
01:51:09Ham.
01:51:10Ham, ham.
01:51:12Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham.
01:51:17Why?
01:51:18What is he doing?
01:51:19He'd miss his dog,
01:51:20he wrote a book for his dog.
01:51:23What a jerk.
01:51:24Imagine if the Americans find out about this book
01:51:27because they're making a movie about it,
01:51:28and they ask Leonardo DiCaprio
01:51:30to make it.
01:51:31Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham.
01:51:33Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham.
01:51:41What's going on?
01:51:42What's happening?
01:51:47Woof!
01:51:48Woof!
01:51:49Woof!