Kawin Tangan Episode 1A Full
Serial Film Indonesia Kawin Tangan
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00:00WeTV advises, the following content is not suitable for viewers under the age of 18.
00:08It contains theme and sex.
00:30Viewer discretion is advised.
01:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
01:30Welcome to the new bride!
01:39Come on, come on, come on.
01:43Ready?
01:52Surprise!
02:00Surprise!
02:30Surprise!
03:00Surprise!
03:30Surprise!
03:32Surprise!
03:34Surprise!
03:36Surprise!
03:38Surprise!
03:40Surprise!
03:42Surprise!
03:44Surprise!
03:46Surprise!
03:48Surprise!
03:50Surprise!
03:52Surprise!
03:54Surprise!
03:56Surprise!
03:58Surprise!
04:08Yeah.
04:19I'll see you.
04:22Okay.
04:24Hmm
04:36Love you
04:46Okay
04:54I
05:24I
05:54Feel
06:24Oh
06:30Hey, Rata, you should revise everything again.
06:33Sure.
06:33Okay, bye.
06:34Elsa!
06:35Hi!
06:37Elsa!
06:37What?
06:39Oh, my new bride.
06:41Congratulations!
06:43How is it?
06:45Are you excited?
06:47How many times have I said that?
06:49Oh, my God.
06:51Look at your eyebrows, your eyes, your hair.
06:53Oh, my God. Your skin is glowing.
06:56How many times have I said that?
06:56Ten times.
06:57Ten times?
06:57Yes, ten times.
06:59Oh, my God.
07:00I don't know why I said that.
07:02Your hair is so thick.
07:03Oh, my God.
07:04That's why it's so hot.
07:05You can't stop.
07:06Elsa!
07:07Seriously.
07:14I asked for the one that was finished earlier.
07:16I want to take a photo here.
07:18Here?
07:19Yes.
07:20Is this right?
07:20Yes.
07:22How was it yesterday?
07:23Hi, Mr. Eddy.
07:24Good morning.
07:25Good morning, everyone.
07:27This is him.
07:29There we go.
07:30There we go.
07:31Man of the hour.
07:32How was the wedding night?
07:34Tell me about it.
07:36Five rounds.
07:37Five rounds?
07:39That's so cool, D.
07:41How did Elsa play?
07:42Was it hot?
07:43Oh, my God.
07:45Hot, hot, hot.
07:46That's not cool.
07:47It's called a husband and wife exchange.
07:50There's a hadith.
07:51Don't talk about the hadith.
07:52It's dangerous.
07:53You'll get burned.
07:54Okay.
07:55Hurry up.
07:56We have a meeting.
07:57I'm so busy.
07:58Okay, okay.
07:59So, the location was surveyed yesterday.
08:03This is the proposal.
08:06This is the advance.
08:08The rest is up to us.
08:10Where is this?
08:21It's so easy for you to say sorry.
08:28You repeat the same mistake again.
08:35There's always no difference.
08:42I'm sorry.
09:12Good morning.
09:38Good morning.
09:44Hey.
09:51Oh, my God.
10:08Oh, my God.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:23Hi.
10:27Hi, Yam.
10:28Nice hair.
10:29Ooh.
10:30Mm.
10:35Yes.
10:38Eh.
10:39What are you doing?
10:41Why are you punching me?
10:44Why did you lose?
10:45What if I punch you?
10:47You lost.
10:48I lost?
10:49Yes.
10:51Oh, my God.
10:52I'm so embarrassed.
10:54Who are you?
10:56What if I punch you?
10:58I'm here.
11:01Please continue.
11:08You.
11:09You.
11:10You started it.
11:11I was the one who started it.
11:12What?
11:13I was the one who started it.
11:17Okay.
11:22That's enough.
11:25Making a child is like farming.
11:30The more we plant, the more likely it is to harvest.
11:40You want to have a conversation quickly, right?
11:45I've never farmed.
11:48I've never planted.
11:49How can I be a child?
11:51Oh, Mom.
11:52I'm about to eat.
11:53Eh.
11:54This is called education.
11:59Knowledge.
12:00Oh.
12:01Sa.
12:02Mm.
12:03You often ask Eddy for help.
12:08You know.
12:09A woman also has the right to have a passion.
12:17Mom.
12:20Mom, listen.
12:21You don't know what we're doing in the room, right?
12:25What's clear is that your room is quiet every night.
12:30I can't hear you.
12:31Ah.
12:32Oh.
12:33Oh.
12:34I can't hear you.
12:36Well, if I scream like that and you hear it, I'll be embarrassed.
12:41Eh.
12:42This is worship.
12:43There is no such thing as embarrassment for worship.
12:47Oh.
12:48Okay.
12:49Okay.
12:50Later at night, I'll scream like that until you can't sleep.
12:53Okay?
12:54The important thing is to be creative.
12:58Who knows?
12:59Maybe your descendants can become Capres or Cawapres.
13:09Why are you laughing?
13:10It's true.
13:11Eh.
13:14Here.
13:15Drink before eating.
13:17Drink before eating.
13:19This is a drink that Elsa's grandfather always makes.
13:27Drink.
13:47Honey.
13:48Hmm.
13:51You're going to the doctor, right?
13:54Yes.
13:55It's done.
13:56It's just that I haven't got the schedule yet.
14:05Let's try.
14:07Hmm.
14:08We don't have many descendants, right?
14:11Yes, honey.
14:26That's it?
14:27Yes.
14:28Okay, honey.
14:29Okay.
14:30Okay.
14:31There's nothing left.
14:32Where's Santa?
14:33Oh.
14:34Santa.
14:35Santa.
14:36Santa.
14:37Santa.
14:38Santa.
14:39Santa.
14:40Santa.
14:41Santa.
14:42Santa.
14:43Santa.
14:44Santa.
14:45Santa.
14:46Santa.
14:47Santa.
14:48Santa.
14:49Santa.
14:50Santa.
14:51Santa.
14:52Young, be careful.
14:53It's cold.
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16:21Ma'am, this is for the complaint.
16:23Do I have to fill it in here too or can I see the doctor later?
16:26Yes, just fill it in.
16:27Just fill it in?
16:29It's okay, it's safe here.
16:32Don't be shy.
16:35I think I'll come here next time.
16:38I'll make another appointment, okay?
16:39Okay.
16:41Wait, there's a doctor here.
16:44Why are you in such a hurry?
16:46I don't know, Doc.
16:47Oh yeah, Doc.
16:48There's a patient waiting.
16:49Okay.
16:51Okay, thank you.
16:54Happy birthday!
16:55Wow!
16:56Happy birthday, Andi!
16:57I've been waiting for you for so long!
16:59Ouch!
17:00Ouch!
17:01Ouch!
17:02Ouch!
17:03Ouch!
17:04Ouch!
17:05Ouch!
17:06Ouch!
17:07Ouch!
17:08Ouch!
17:09Ouch!
17:10Ouch!
17:11Ouch!
17:12Ouch!
17:15Mama.
17:16Happy birthday.
17:19Andi.
17:20Have you filled it in?
17:22Your wife must be dying to talk to you.
17:25Right?
17:26It's up to her.
17:29We'll talk about it later, okay?
17:31Okay.
17:32Come on, let's eat.
17:33Come on.
17:34Let's eat.
17:35Come on, Andi.
17:36Let's eat.
17:38As I explained,
17:40if you look at the development of the nation,
17:43I'll show you that this is an area
17:46that will become an interesting land.
17:49Why?
17:50Because if we look at the growth rate
17:53in the last five years,
17:55it has been increasing.
18:01The technical data is here, sir.
18:03The material in your hands
18:06can be seen.
18:07If there are any questions you want to ask,
18:10I'm ready to answer.
18:22Mr. Edy first, okay?
18:23Hello.
18:24Tor.
18:25Mr. Aldo, come on.
18:27Ulan.
18:28Ulan.
18:36Ulan asked about you yesterday.
18:39No way.
18:40Are you serious?
18:41Really?
18:44Of course not.
18:45Your job is just to look at her.
18:48Get closer.
18:49Come on.
18:55Hey, Di.
18:58Your face is so wrinkled.
19:01It's because you exercise a lot in the morning.
19:04Exercise in the morning?
19:05Yes, I mean like this.
19:07Oh my God.
19:08I feel sorry for you.
19:10You should have told me that you're making love.
19:12You're so stubborn.
19:14My stubbornness is for the only one.
19:17My future wife, bro.
19:20You're the one who's being talked about.
19:22You're the one who's being talked about.
19:26Have you ever been in a relationship,
19:29and you can't stand up?
19:37Yes, I have.
19:39Actually, in a relationship, you don't have to stand up.
19:47You can sleep.
19:49You can fight.
19:50You can spoon.
19:51And you can do a lot of other things.
19:55I'm serious.
19:57Yes, Di.
19:58I'm kidding.
20:00You can't...
20:02Like this, right?
20:05I've been in a relationship, Di.
20:07And it's perfectly normal.
20:10You're just jealous.
20:12Jealous?
20:15Why do you think I'm in a relationship with a girl?
20:19Because if it's just with one girl,
20:22it's too much.
20:24It's hard to stand up.
20:25No, no, no.
20:26In my opinion...
20:28Be quiet.
20:30Listen to me.
20:31This is a lesson for you.
20:32Okay?
20:33Di.
20:34I'm sure, psychologically, that you're jealous.
20:39Just try to make your fantasy wilder.
20:43Try it.
20:44Every time you're with Elsa,
20:46the ML is on the rooftop.
20:49In the car.
20:50In the parking lot.
20:51In the bathroom.
20:52In the mall.
20:53In the restaurant.
20:54Anywhere.
20:55The important thing is that your mood is triggered again.
20:57Di.
20:58No, no, no.
21:00In my opinion,
21:02marriage is not just about fancy things.
21:06There are a lot of things you can focus on besides that.
21:11Okay, I have to go.
21:12Where are you going?
21:14Tobat prayer.
21:15I'm tired of hanging out with a devil like you.
21:18See you later.
21:26Sa.
21:27The rundown is done.
21:29Okay, okay.
21:30Let's go to the table.
21:35Did you change the article?
21:36Tiram is good for men.
21:39Yes, I did.
21:40Isn't the topic yesterday about the rights of husband and wife?
21:43Why is it now more for men?
21:47I don't think the topic yesterday was good enough.
21:50So, I'm looking for a more interesting topic.
21:53Because it's the first episode of our podcast.
21:55So, it has to be perfect.
21:58Oh, I think I agree with you.
22:01Is this topic going viral in society?
22:03I'm sure a lot of people are watching this.
22:06Especially about the rundown.
22:08Actually, my problem with Elsa is not just because I can't get up.
22:14She and I have never...
22:16Until now, we have never succeeded.
22:20That's it.
22:22Do you understand?
22:23What, Di?
22:24What?
22:25Yes, it's not just because I can't get up.
22:30Wait.
22:31So, you mean...
22:35You've never been in a relationship with your wife?
22:37And your wife is still a virgin?
22:40Don't laugh.
22:42Your wife.
22:44I'm serious.
22:47Try to focus on my problem first.
22:49Not about you. Focus on my problem first, okay?
22:51Okay.
22:56It's so important.
22:58It's possible, right?
22:59No.
23:00I can still get up.
23:02I saw...
23:04I saw a bokeh video.
23:06I can still get up.
23:18This is bad, Di.
23:19This is bad.
23:20It's fatal.
23:22Do you know what the biggest reason for a divorce is?
23:28Communication.
23:30Sex, Eddie.
23:31Sex.
23:33Usually.
23:35Sex.
23:36More than 50% of the reasons for divorce and cheating...
23:41...are because they're not satisfied with the plan.
23:50Trust me, Di.
23:52You don't believe me?
23:54Do you think my in-laws are happy with their husbands?
23:59Of course not.
24:01They're happy with Mr. Robbie.
24:05Do you know?
24:07Trust me, Di.
24:12Check everything.
24:13That's all.
24:14Hi, Elsa.
24:15Hey.
24:17Are you done?
24:18Yes.
24:19Okay.
24:20Have you read the list of questions I sent for Dr. Hikmah?
24:23Yes.
24:24I swear.
24:25This is a script for Dr. Hikmah's podcast.
24:28It's so cool.
24:30Your observation is so detailed.
24:32So, you really understand this problem.
24:34It's not a question from the audience.
24:38Maybe this is your personal experience.
24:46I'm kidding, Elsa.
24:47It's impossible.
24:49Mr. Hulu must be so hot, right?
24:54By the way, how many times do you go out?
24:59Maybe 10 or 20 times.
25:02What are you talking about?
25:03I'm panicking.
25:04That's why you should get married.
25:07Wait.
25:08I'm a senior.
25:09I don't know anything about marriage.
25:12This is a long story.
25:13Elsa.
25:14I'm so curious.
25:15Mr. Hulu must be so hot, right?
25:17What if you go out with him?
25:20Elsa.
25:21I'm serious.
25:24Okay.
25:29Sir.
25:30Yes, come in.
25:34Aldo.
25:35Ulan.
25:36Do you want to pray?
25:37Yes, I just want to.
25:38Have you prayed?
25:39Yes, just now.
25:42Okay, please.
25:43See you later.
25:44Okay.
25:47Ulan.
25:48Yes?
25:52I can't do it.
25:55Ulan.
25:56I think Mr. Hulu likes you.
25:59Really?
26:00Yes.
26:05Here.
26:12Why are you so serious?
26:13What are you doing?
26:17What is that?
26:19Don't exaggerate.
26:20It's just for adults.
26:22Gosh.
26:24Who are you choosing this for?
26:26For you, Di.
26:27This can be a temporary solution.
26:29Until we find out...
26:31...why your device can't vibrate...
26:33...you can satisfy your wife with this.
26:35Gosh, Aladzim.
26:37You're really...
26:38As long as it works.
26:40Don't call me a devil again.
26:41No one cares about their friends.
26:43Like you.
26:45Do you think this...
26:48...can be a solution?
26:51Do you trust me?
26:54Now, you choose.
26:56Which one do you choose, Di?
26:57It depends on the size.
26:59Yes.
27:00The point is...
27:01...don't choose the too big one.
27:04Just choose the standard one.
27:06So, your wife won't be surprised...
27:07...and won't be too jealous of what you have.
27:09So, you mean...
27:11...you choose the size that is more or less the same as mine, right?
27:14Yes.
27:17I'll just choose this.
27:18What?
27:24This is really big, Di.
27:27Seriously?
27:29Huh?
27:32Do you have that big one?
27:37You're so fair.
27:42You have a small one.
27:44Gosh, Aladzim.
27:48He's so cute.
27:51Di.
27:52Hi.
27:53I'm sorry I'm late. It's raining.
27:56By the way.
27:59Your package has arrived.
28:00What package? I've never ordered anything.
28:02This is your package.
28:04Aldo and I bought this for you.
28:06But I've never ordered anything.
28:09Just open it. It's a surprise.
28:15Here's your coffee.
28:24That's mine, not yours.
28:25I'm just opening it.
28:27I'll have a coffee.
28:28One.
28:32Are you crazy?
28:34I thought you were kidding.
28:35Did you really order this?
28:37Of course.
28:38Here.
28:39This is so your wife won't be mad.
28:40Use this first.
28:41For your wife.
28:42If you execute this, I'm sure you'll thank me.
28:45You don't have to keep showing me.
28:48Okay.
28:57Huh?
28:58Huh?
28:59You're crazy.
29:00You should thank me first.
29:03If your erection problem gets better,
29:07I'll accompany you to the ER.
29:09That's not the problem.
29:11My wife knows how big I am.
29:14Mine isn't this big.
29:16It's bigger.
29:18I told you before.
29:20You're crazy.
29:39What's going on?