Peccato Veniale (Laura antonelli)
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00:03:30mean,
00:03:31what's happen?
00:03:32What's happen that horny bastard take
00:03:34my boots for a K-O
00:03:37learn the trick
00:03:39that's why Renz and Laura did not call
00:03:43surprise
00:03:44dad
00:03:48crying? not so much your mother and your mother-in-law
00:03:51No, I don't understand why we have to dry our heads with our hair all over our faces.
00:04:02What are you, ignorant? I explained it to you, didn't I?
00:04:05The lipstick has to be absorbed all over the body.
00:04:07Then, with time, the hair on the face will disappear.
00:04:10It's all a matter of language, isn't it?
00:04:12Well, do you believe it or not? I told you, didn't I?
00:04:14That my dad is a doctor.
00:04:16Hey guys, when you change,
00:04:18or there's one less tits, one more egg.
00:04:20Let's do the rotation.
00:04:22So, you wait.
00:04:24Me?
00:04:26But we can't even look at each other now, why?
00:04:28Because you're old.
00:04:30And I'm going to wear a skirt.
00:04:32If you don't go, there's a rumor that I'm going to have my whole estate revoked.
00:04:34Come on.
00:04:36Come on.
00:04:38And you, go to hell.
00:04:40All right.
00:04:42I'm going.
00:04:43It's the first time that this stuff is forbidden to the elderly.
00:04:45And if I become a spy?
00:04:48Hey, will it be the voice of the kitchen?
00:04:50Soon, me.
00:04:51Damn, right now.
00:04:52But what does she want?
00:04:54Did you understand, kid?
00:04:55It's already installed.
00:04:57The savage.
00:04:58Now, take it off.
00:05:00Yes, yes, all right.
00:05:01Later, later.
00:05:02Did you see, Sandrino?
00:05:03I'm tanned almost like you.
00:05:06But you, look, my stuff is gone.
00:05:08Even if I were dead.
00:05:12What is this?
00:05:14Lost women, infernal women,
00:05:16sex at night.
00:05:18Nice readings.
00:05:20I've already told you that I'll take everything away later.
00:05:23I didn't even turn around, and you...
00:05:25Who gave you the permission?
00:05:26You're already pregnant, and you even start smoking.
00:05:28Put them back there.
00:05:29Kidnapped.
00:05:30I just ran out of them.
00:05:31Give them back to me.
00:05:32All right, all right, you're hurting yourself.
00:05:35You hurt yourself.
00:05:37Come on, eat.
00:05:39Eat your poppy, good.
00:05:41How good is the poppy.
00:05:45Doctor, do you smoke?
00:05:48Pass me the wine.
00:05:50What a way.
00:05:51You do it on purpose, eh?
00:05:53To send him all the way across, poor creature.
00:05:56Maybe.
00:05:57Eat.
00:05:58Here, don't eat anymore.
00:05:59Pinch him, don't beat him.
00:06:01If you do it again, you send him to eat in the kitchen,
00:06:04and you don't think about it anymore.
00:06:06You'll see this too.
00:06:07Colonel Giustino Bellotto,
00:06:09with practice at the examination of the competent minister
00:06:11for placement and rest with the degree of general,
00:06:13goes to eat in the kitchen, in his house.
00:06:15Here, dog.
00:06:16In my house.
00:06:18He enjoys the poppy and does whatever he wants with it.
00:06:23Hi, Mom.
00:06:24A run, eh?
00:06:25Yes, yes.
00:06:26Hi, handsome.
00:06:28I'll take you to Laura.
00:06:29Without me, she feels lost.
00:06:35Call me when you get there, otherwise I'm in pain, you know?
00:06:38Yes, you'll see, a week goes by quickly.
00:06:41And what do I do without my chick?
00:06:44And what do I do without my chick?
00:06:51Poor thing.
00:07:03Look, if there's anything left of you, I'm not bored.
00:07:07I'm bored.
00:07:11I'm bored.
00:07:19The party's over, eh?
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22And I even have to hold her tail.
00:07:25What am I talking about with an old woman?
00:07:27How old is she?
00:07:29Twenty-four, twenty-five.
00:07:31Maybe even twenty-six.
00:07:32Even.
00:07:42Oh, look.
00:07:44Beautiful.
00:07:57Hi, Sandro.
00:07:58Hi.
00:07:59I'm Mrs. Lino, from the bathroom.
00:08:00Nice to meet you.
00:08:01Nice to meet you.
00:08:02Make yourself comfortable.
00:08:03Do you need anything?
00:08:04No, no, thank you.
00:08:05Can I be useful?
00:08:08Make yourself comfortable.
00:08:09I'm not in a hurry.
00:08:11Here she is.
00:08:13Ready for the number, Mr. Muscle.
00:08:15Every morning the same music.
00:08:17There's a drum roll missing.
00:08:18Ah, polished wax, inflated like a truck tire.
00:08:33And now she's going to take her natural position.
00:08:36Why? What does she do?
00:08:37In the head of the case, she always has her feet where normal people have their brains.
00:08:43See you tonight.
00:08:51What an asshole.
00:08:53But he's good.
00:08:54Ah, assholes.
00:08:57Oh, my God.
00:09:05Oh, leave me alone!
00:09:06Michel, it's all right.
00:09:08I'll build a new castle.
00:09:10Excuse me.
00:09:11Is it allowed?
00:09:12The vineyard, the vineyard, too.
00:09:13I sing here, in short, for John.
00:09:17Are you Mr. Miason Barbotini?
00:09:20No, I'm Barbotini Miason, for service.
00:09:24The history teacher, studying ancient history,
00:09:26discovered the pyramids in the project of life.
00:09:29The bed teacher, studying geography,
00:09:32left the balls in Africa, the fuck with you.
00:09:36What are you reading?
00:09:38Nothing, I'm going over the story again.
00:09:40Good.
00:09:42What a piece of shit this is, my God.
00:09:46Look, girl, tomorrow you'll need the crane to get out of bed.
00:09:50All right, sir.
00:09:51Good night.
00:09:52I hate democracy,
00:09:54well, democracy until you die,
00:09:56but old people who look at you in the ass,
00:09:58they get tired, that's it.
00:10:02Leave Sandrino and Renzo.
00:10:03But what is it, the radar?
00:10:06Ciccino.
00:10:09Well, yes, in short.
00:10:12Yes, a lot.
00:10:14How was the trip?
00:10:17Well, yes, Ciccino.
00:10:21But what are you saying?
00:10:23Porcello!
00:10:26And how do you want him to be?
00:10:28He's sad, he feels your absence.
00:10:30And how is he?
00:10:32Tell him he's so mean to leave Ciccino alone for so long.
00:10:36Scream at him and hit him too,
00:10:38but not so hard.
00:10:43The scoundrel.
00:10:46And yes, I greet him.
00:10:48And you greet him.
00:10:52Call me tomorrow evening.
00:11:18THE END
00:11:48THE END
00:12:18I can't.
00:12:19Why?
00:12:20I have a job down there.
00:12:21Come on, that's my sister-in-law.
00:12:23So?
00:12:24All right, we'll take her with us.
00:12:26So we'll stay together.
00:12:27I'd like to see if she was your sister-in-law.
00:12:29Damn, if she was his sister-in-law, he'd take her, like me.
00:12:32Sure.
00:12:33That's it for tonight.
00:12:34Bye.
00:12:35Bye, Sandro.
00:12:36Bye.
00:12:37Aren't you coming with us to Nettuno?
00:12:39I can't.
00:12:42Once you get there, you won't come with us anymore.
00:12:44What can I do?
00:12:47All right, bye then.
00:12:48Bye.
00:12:50Bye.
00:12:51Bye.
00:12:56Carina, who's that girl of yours?
00:12:59Who?
00:13:00Come on, you got it.
00:13:03That one?
00:13:04No, she's from Milan.
00:13:06She was sent back to Science and History in October.
00:13:09So I'm helping her get ready.
00:13:11Helping, eh?
00:13:13You're such a pain.
00:13:16Come on.
00:13:22Come on.
00:13:23What are you waiting for?
00:13:27Don't push me, you idiot.
00:13:29You walk, you idiot.
00:13:35Your back.
00:13:37Your body is like a donkey.
00:13:38My body is like a donkey?
00:13:39They've just started.
00:13:41Your arms.
00:13:42Your steel arms.
00:13:45I want to kiss your chest.
00:13:49It's the same thing, isn't it?
00:13:50You're driving me crazy.
00:13:53You're driving me crazy.
00:13:54It'll be an unforgettable night.
00:13:56An unforgettable night.
00:13:57It will be.
00:13:59Are you ready?
00:14:00Here comes the donkey.
00:14:01The donkey.
00:14:02I want to kiss it all.
00:14:03I want to eat it all.
00:14:04Even the cats want to eat the donkey.
00:14:06Have you seen the cats?
00:14:08There are no cats in the world.
00:14:15What did love with cats do to you?
00:14:17What cats?
00:14:18I slipped last night in the swimming pool.
00:14:20And you had your nails.
00:14:21Don't be ridiculous.
00:14:22You're always joking.
00:14:23I tried the Tarzan part, against Mandrake,
00:14:25when I slipped.
00:14:26In the swimming pool?
00:14:27No.
00:14:28Sandrino.
00:14:29They were Romulo and Remo.
00:14:30Seven letters.
00:14:31Romulo and Remo.
00:14:32One, two, three, four.
00:14:34Idiots.
00:14:35I'm sorry, miss.
00:14:36I disturbed you.
00:14:37You could be a little more polite, though.
00:14:41Excuse me, miss.
00:14:42Twins?
00:14:44Very kind.
00:14:45Intellectual friend.
00:14:46What idiots.
00:14:47But you, only that word, you know how to say.
00:14:55But look at him.
00:14:56All muscly, then he gets it here, little boys.
00:14:59I'm attracted to the case.
00:15:01Caput, Castello.
00:15:02It's me.
00:15:03It's me.
00:15:04It's me.
00:15:05It's me.
00:15:06It's me.
00:15:07It's me.
00:15:08It's me.
00:15:09It's me.
00:15:10It's me.
00:15:11It's nephew.
00:15:12They destroyed everything.
00:15:13They ruined me.
00:15:14Oh you Mole!
00:15:15Oh but then you're a stranger.
00:15:17And I thought we explained in German.
00:15:19But I am Italian.
00:15:20If you understand, then now I have to explain something.
00:15:24You are small, and he is the mountains, have you seen?
00:15:26Do you have in the Bible a David Guliah?
00:15:28No, I don't know them.
00:15:30Well, it's okay.
00:15:31Do you know the gorilla in Indochina?
00:15:33I know that one.
00:15:35Yes, I know her.
00:15:36I said, when are you coming?
00:15:39Yes, I closed the door, but I can't scream the same way, or they'll hear me.
00:15:47Ciccina and Moscia.
00:15:51I said, Moscia!
00:15:54She can't hear anything. She's old, she needs to buy another one.
00:16:06Commander!
00:16:08What do you want?
00:16:10Dad, give me some money.
00:16:12But you go out every night.
00:16:14At least in the evening I can spend some time with my friends.
00:16:17All day long, next to the umbrella, to mount the guard to the treasure.
00:16:29Do you want money, yes or no?
00:16:31Yes.
00:16:34How? Only 200?
00:16:36What are you talking about?
00:16:38At your age, I presented the plot.
00:16:40Man is not made of wood.
00:16:421.50 lire.
00:16:48This boy seems a little spoiled.
00:16:50Where will he go? It's time, isn't it?
00:16:52What are you talking about? He's still a child.
00:16:54Child, child.
00:16:56At his age, I was already a grandfather.
00:16:58Illegitimate, but a grandfather.
00:17:00Hi, Sandro.
00:17:02Hi.
00:17:05Come on, come for a ride with us.
00:17:07We're going to get ice cream.
00:17:09With cream.
00:17:11I can't.
00:17:14Why don't you go?
00:17:16Don't you want to stay here forever?
00:17:18But...
00:17:20But go, go with your friends.
00:17:22But then you...
00:17:23Me what?
00:17:24There is no need for you to mount the guard to the treasure.
00:17:26I know how to look at the treasure.
00:17:28Go and have fun.
00:17:30No compliments.
00:17:32Then I go.
00:17:33But you're still here.
00:17:36Good morning.
00:17:42Ciccina!
00:17:48Ciccina, a week has been long.
00:17:51Did you hear the trumpets?
00:17:53Yes.
00:17:54Now I'll put the radio on.
00:17:58Stop all of you.
00:17:59Good, good, good.
00:18:00Do like the English.
00:18:01All in line, civilians.
00:18:02And then there are hugs and kisses for everyone.
00:18:04Like the spirits.
00:18:06I'm dying of anxiety.
00:18:07Why don't you get a slap in the ass for me too?
00:18:13This boy doesn't make sense.
00:18:15How are you?
00:18:16I'm here.
00:18:17With the cabin we closed.
00:18:18At the casino they don't let us in.
00:18:20But you smoke it all.
00:18:21What the hell are we doing?
00:18:22You have to find something else.
00:18:25If I find the key,
00:18:26there's Lady Chatterley's lover in my dad's bookshop.
00:18:29I'll give it to her.
00:18:31That's how we set up a cigarette shop.
00:18:33When I was a kid, I used to make a lot of money.
00:18:35Shit!
00:18:36It's better than the book.
00:18:38Hey!
00:18:55What are you two looking at?
00:18:57Come on, let's go.
00:18:58Where?
00:18:59To get a bag of cats.
00:19:01I'll kick your ass.
00:19:02I'll throw the cats at your sister.
00:19:03Shut up.
00:19:04They can hear us.
00:19:05Yes, yes, for me.
00:19:07Look, look at those two.
00:19:09I'd throw myself in the middle.
00:19:10Where would you throw yourself?
00:19:12I like three things.
00:19:13Come on, let's go to the bar.
00:19:15It hurts me.
00:19:20Why are you looking at me like that?
00:19:22Do I look strange to you?
00:19:23I didn't believe in that miraculous ointment.
00:19:25I told St. Anthony,
00:19:26St. Anthony, my dear,
00:19:27anything, just make me fall.
00:19:29Instead, I have to thank you.
00:19:34And you too.
00:19:37Bye.
00:19:41What the hell ointment did you give him?
00:19:43What the hell do I know?
00:19:44It was toothpaste.
00:19:45What is it?
00:19:46A little more.
00:20:07What are you two up to?
00:20:10Boo?
00:20:12No, no.
00:20:13And instead...
00:20:15They're fighting.
00:20:32No, they're not fighting.
00:20:34Laura, laugh.
00:20:36Laura, laugh.
00:20:47Hey, they're leaving.
00:20:50Come back soon,
00:20:51or I won't be able to stay alone.
00:20:52Come on, tell me.
00:20:53I've got my heart on the line.
00:20:55Who knows what nonsense you eat when you're alone.
00:20:57Mom, let's not start with the pachy-pachy,
00:20:59because then the cats will end up and it's a shame.
00:21:02Cover the car, or you'll catch a cold.
00:21:04Yes, yes.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:06Bye.
00:21:07Go slowly.
00:21:08Oh, look how he's running.
00:21:31Here's the number.
00:21:57You're wonderful.
00:22:01Exceptional.
00:22:08You're very strong.
00:22:25Help me!
00:22:27Help!
00:22:28Help!
00:22:29Oh, shit!
00:22:33Bring me the washing machine.
00:22:35Bring me the washing machine.
00:22:36The drawer with the crap.
00:22:37The other one didn't get caught.
00:22:38This is an abundant pull.
00:22:41Finally, he found his natural element.
00:22:44Shit.
00:22:45He found his mom.
00:22:46Get away!
00:22:47Get away!
00:22:48I'm afraid.
00:22:49The water!
00:22:50Go on, I'll throw my nose at you.
00:22:51I knew it, Laura, you know it.
00:22:53Go on, you're a bad boy.
00:22:54I'm going to cut your throat.
00:22:59I was looking for these.
00:23:05It's better this way.
00:23:18Sandro, please untie me.
00:23:29Sandro?
00:23:45Can you untie my back?
00:24:00You see, you know how to be nice.
00:24:17Sandro, can you help me?
00:24:18What for?
00:24:20I should shorten this dress.
00:24:22It's still nice.
00:24:23I'm sorry to throw it away.
00:24:25What do I have to do with it?
00:24:27I can't do it on my own.
00:24:32Hold the pin.
00:24:38Like this?
00:24:39No, it's too long.
00:24:40I can't wear it outside.
00:24:45Like this?
00:24:46No, it's too short.
00:24:48I have to wear it at sea.
00:24:51Like this?
00:24:53No, it's too short.
00:24:55I'm sorry, Sandro, I don't understand.
00:24:59We're of the same height.
00:25:01We could...
00:25:02Come on, hurry up.
00:25:05I couldn't tell without the heels.
00:25:08You have beautiful legs.
00:25:11Don't make that face.
00:25:12You look great.
00:25:13If you don't stop, I'll take it off.
00:25:15I'll get the needle and thread and be right back.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:48What a tragedy.
00:25:49A son in the eye.
00:25:52It had to happen to me.
00:25:55It's so cold.
00:25:56I have to get changed.
00:25:59I'm going out.
00:26:00No, I'll be right back.
00:26:25Come on.
00:26:32Are you coming?
00:26:35Oh, yes.
00:26:36A word now.
00:26:37And stop crying, idiot.
00:26:39Stay down.
00:26:42And if I were as motionless as the mortal,
00:26:44I'd sigh.
00:26:45I'd wear it in my memory,
00:26:46the orb of so much sighing.
00:26:47So, for what...
00:26:49Oh, yes.
00:26:50Are we going to stay here all night?
00:26:52And if I were as motionless as the mortal,
00:26:54I'd sigh.
00:26:55Candro, you know you're a good boy.
00:26:58Is that all right?
00:27:01Of course.
00:27:02It's all right.
00:27:03But now rinse me, please.
00:27:23Sandrino, where are you pouring it?
00:27:25I'm sorry.
00:27:26It was a bit...
00:27:29May I?
00:27:30Just a moment, Dad.
00:27:31I'm almost done.
00:27:32Don't worry.
00:27:33Make yourself comfortable.
00:27:34I don't have a wall.
00:27:37Good boy.
00:27:38Good boy.
00:27:39I'm happy.
00:27:40You have a future as a hairdresser.
00:27:43Congratulations.
00:27:45Congratulations.
00:27:46But, Dad...
00:27:49Congratulations.
00:27:50But, Dad...
00:27:52Thank you, Sandrino.
00:27:53You're a treasure.
00:27:54You're welcome.
00:27:56What do you say?
00:27:57Can they be seen?
00:27:58What?
00:27:59The hairs.
00:28:02No.
00:28:03The sun has set, but they're there.
00:28:05Listen here.
00:28:09I have to do the waxing,
00:28:10otherwise who will hear it, Enzo?
00:28:13You swore.
00:28:14Look here.
00:28:15They'll be at least three kilometers.
00:28:17Boom!
00:28:19What are you afraid of?
00:28:20The sea is calm.
00:28:21And who's afraid?
00:28:22Damn it.
00:28:24Enough now.
00:28:25Let's go back.
00:28:26No.
00:28:27You come and sit in my place now.
00:28:35I'm not very good at rowing.
00:28:37And who tells you that you have to row?
00:28:38Turn around.
00:28:39Why?
00:28:40I want to catch the sun.
00:28:43What are you doing?
00:28:45Renzo wants you to get the full ink.
00:28:47Are you turning or not?
00:28:49Couldn't you come alone?
00:28:51People are spectacular.
00:28:53And if they had seen me leave alone,
00:28:55you know what would have happened to me?
00:28:57All those idiots would have taken him for an invitation.
00:28:59You're still a boy,
00:29:01and you can't understand these things.
00:29:02Sandro.
00:29:03Yes?
00:29:04Don't turn around.
00:29:05No, no.
00:29:06What do I care about turning around?
00:29:09Good.
00:29:10I know you're a good boy.
00:29:12Ah, what silence.
00:29:14What peace.
00:29:15Damn peace.
00:29:18A little girl comes from the countryside,
00:29:20in the heat of the sun,
00:29:21with her bundle of grass,
00:29:22and holds in her hand a little...
00:29:31of pink and purple,
00:29:32where, as the sun rises,
00:29:34she lends herself to it,
00:29:35and tomorrow, on the day of the party,
00:29:37I look.
00:29:44And if Renzo says so,
00:29:46that's less, eh?
00:29:49A little girl comes from the countryside,
00:29:51in the heat of the sun...
00:29:53Sandro.
00:29:54You know I was asleep?
00:29:59Sandro, are you listening to me?
00:30:01Sandro, are you listening to me?
00:30:03Sandro, what are you saying?
00:30:05Sandro, are you listening to me?
00:30:07Sandro, are you listening to me?
00:30:16Oh, no.
00:30:47Malto, I promise I won't be angry.
00:31:00Get away!
00:31:05Go away!
00:31:09Go away!
00:31:12Narcissistic whore!
00:31:15Go to sleep!
00:31:18This boy is a bit crazy.
00:31:19He's a week old, he doesn't eat me anymore.
00:31:21He's as white as milk.
00:31:23Come on, mom.
00:31:24Mom, mom.
00:31:25If he's sick, I'm the one who suffers.
00:31:27It must be a love disease.
00:31:28Go to hell!
00:31:29He sighs, kisses, languishes and caresses.
00:31:31But for him, only sighs.
00:31:32Stop it, Renzo.
00:31:34As for kisses and caresses, we're still at self-sufficiency.
00:31:37Right, Sandrina?
00:31:38How can you express yourself, Renzo?
00:31:41He's offended.
00:31:42You young people, who understands you, are good.
00:31:44We were just joking.
00:31:45Renzo, sometimes you don't understand anything.
00:31:47He's in love with a girl from Milan.
00:31:49A girl from Milan?
00:31:51Mom is always the last one to know things.
00:31:53For you, maybe they're childish, but for him, it's serious.
00:31:56You have no right to take him around in such a vulgar way.
00:31:58Yes, it's true, you're really vulgar.
00:32:00You took everything from your dad.
00:32:01Don't get mad.
00:32:02I swear, I didn't do it on purpose.
00:32:04He's been so nice to me these days.
00:32:06A love.
00:32:07Now get up and apologize to him.
00:32:09Otherwise, I won't look at you anymore until you're gone.
00:32:13But look at him.
00:32:16Oh, it's time for him.
00:32:19Pinky.
00:32:21Now I'll send him to you, dear.
00:32:24Ugly bitch, I warned you.
00:32:28Formally.
00:32:32Go.
00:32:39Oh, Pinky.
00:32:43My little creature.
00:32:46Oh, I loved you so much.
00:32:49Murderer!
00:32:51Come on, finish it.
00:32:52Go fuck yourself.
00:32:53Okay, later, but now finish it.
00:32:55I told you I'm sorry.
00:32:57If you had known.
00:32:58Known what?
00:32:59That it was a serious thing.
00:33:00You never tell me anything.
00:33:01What are you talking about?
00:33:02About the girl from Milan.
00:33:03Does she make you dance?
00:33:04I know these tricks.
00:33:05I've been there.
00:33:06I could advise you, give you a hand.
00:33:08No, the one from Milan has nothing to do with it.
00:33:10No?
00:33:11No, that's a little girl.
00:33:12Ah, it's not about a little girl.
00:33:14It's about an older one.
00:33:17She won't be married.
00:33:19Well, yes.
00:33:20Did you understand him?
00:33:21How is it true that blood is not water?
00:33:23Do you already know that?
00:33:24But...
00:33:25One moment, you have to make her die.
00:33:26What does she do?
00:33:27What does she say?
00:33:28She's there.
00:33:29You have to tell me everything.
00:33:30Come on, come on.
00:33:31Damn, Giuda.
00:33:32If you knew how many husbands I made grow in stature.
00:33:33I'll give you an evening course.
00:33:34You're in a month.
00:33:35Don't you already know that?
00:33:36Now you're not a husband either.
00:33:37You should be on their side, right?
00:33:38And who cares?
00:33:39It's not about my wife, right?
00:33:40What time did you arrive?
00:33:41Well, before Laura arrived.
00:33:43This...
00:33:44This?
00:33:45This lady brought me on the boat.
00:33:48And then, offshore.
00:33:49Alone.
00:33:50Did you understand this little boy?
00:33:53But it can't be that he's got his head up
00:33:55and she doesn't even think about it.
00:33:57Go away.
00:33:58She's a whore.
00:33:59Leave her alone.
00:34:02I'm done.
00:34:03Do you have a cigarette?
00:34:04No.
00:34:05And then an artist.
00:34:06The whole story of the boat.
00:34:07Don't turn around.
00:34:08I fell asleep.
00:34:09You're not going to be angry.
00:34:10She's a refined girl.
00:34:11An expert.
00:34:12That's what she likes.
00:34:13Putting the little boy on the grill and cooking him a slow fire.
00:34:16The whore.
00:34:17And cigarettes?
00:34:18Nothing.
00:34:19Of course, it's logical that that poor bastard got himself a coke.
00:34:22We don't have any here.
00:34:23Are you sure?
00:34:26Look what I have to smoke.
00:34:30It's clear that one day she'll call him.
00:34:33But first she likes to have fun.
00:34:35Do you think so?
00:34:37Try to find out who it is.
00:34:39Watch them.
00:34:41When I get back, I'd like to take a look at this one.
00:34:45But I don't think she exists.
00:34:47Come here.
00:34:48These things.
00:34:49These talks.
00:34:50Whore.
00:34:51Go to your feet.
00:34:52And say it.
00:34:53Say it.
00:34:54Say it.
00:34:55Say it.
00:34:56A whore.
00:34:57Yes.
00:34:58I like to get fucked.
00:34:59Oh, I like it so much.
00:35:00Yes.
00:35:01Yes.
00:35:02And who are you going to give it to?
00:35:03To everyone.
00:35:04As soon as they touch me.
00:35:05As soon as they touch me.
00:35:06As soon as they touch me.
00:35:07Where?
00:35:08Everywhere.
00:35:09In the cabin, on the road.
00:35:10That big guy who does gymnastics.
00:35:11Oh yes, the big guy.
00:35:12What a big whore.
00:35:13The little guy, he too.
00:35:14Yes, yes, he too.
00:35:15In the cabin, in the field, he took me.
00:35:17Good.
00:35:18Oh God.
00:35:19Oh God.
00:35:20Oh God.
00:35:21Oh God.
00:35:22Oh God.
00:35:23Oh God.
00:35:24Oh God.
00:35:25Oh God.
00:35:26Oh God.
00:35:27Oh God.
00:35:28Oh God.
00:35:29Oh God.
00:35:30Oh God.
00:35:31Oh God.
00:35:32Oh God.
00:35:33Oh God.
00:35:34Oh God.
00:35:35Oh God.
00:35:36Oh God.
00:35:37Oh God.
00:35:38Oh God.
00:35:39Oh God.
00:35:40Oh God.
00:35:41Oh God.
00:35:42Oh God.
00:35:43Oh God.
00:35:44Oh God.
00:35:45Oh God.
00:35:46Oh God.
00:35:47Oh God.
00:35:48Oh God.
00:35:49Oh God.
00:35:50Oh God.
00:35:51Oh God.
00:35:52Oh God.
00:35:53Oh God.
00:35:54Oh God.
00:35:55Oh God.
00:35:56Oh God.
00:35:57Oh God.
00:35:58Oh God.
00:35:59Oh God.
00:36:00Oh God.
00:36:01Oh God.
00:36:02Oh God.
00:36:03Oh God.
00:36:04Oh God.
00:36:05Oh God.
00:36:06Oh God.
00:36:07Oh God.
00:36:08Oh God.
00:36:09Oh God.
00:36:10Oh God.
00:36:11Oh God.
00:36:12Oh God.
00:36:13Oh God.
00:36:14Oh God.
00:36:15Oh God.
00:36:16Oh God.
00:36:17Oh God.
00:36:18Oh God.
00:36:19Oh God.
00:36:20Oh God.
00:36:21Oh God.
00:36:22Oh God.
00:36:23Oh God.
00:36:24Oh God.
00:36:25Oh God.
00:36:26Oh God.
00:36:27Oh God.
00:36:28Oh God.
00:36:29Oh God.
00:36:30Oh God.
00:36:31Oh God.
00:36:32Oh God.
00:36:33Oh God.
00:36:34Oh God.
00:36:35Oh God.
00:36:36Oh God.
00:36:37Oh God.
00:36:38Oh God.
00:36:39Oh God.
00:36:40Oh God.
00:36:41Oh God.
00:36:42Oh God.
00:36:43Oh God.
00:36:44Oh God.
00:36:45Oh God.
00:36:46Oh God.
00:36:47Oh God.
00:36:48Oh God.
00:36:49Oh God.
00:36:50Oh God.
00:36:51Oh God.
00:36:52Oh God.
00:36:53Oh God.
00:36:54Oh God.
00:36:55Oh God.
00:36:56Oh God.
00:36:57Oh God.
00:36:58Oh God.
00:36:59Oh God.
00:37:00Oh God.
00:37:01Oh my God.
00:37:02Oh God.
00:37:03Oh God.
00:37:04Oh God.
00:37:05Oh God.
00:37:06Oh God.
00:37:07Come on, my love. I can't take it anymore.
00:37:17Now go. That's enough.
00:37:19Let's go.
00:37:36Bravo.
00:37:39You could make her...
00:37:41make a big bouquet of your size, I think, no?
00:37:44Instead of throwing money away to make the service again...
00:37:47so you can look at her thighs, you know what I'll tell you?
00:37:50I'll change the thighs for the service.
00:38:11Sandro, come out for a moment, I'll change.
00:38:13Why should I go out? Do as you did last time.
00:38:15I'm not looking at you.
00:38:17As you wish.
00:38:31Sandro, what are you doing? Turn around.
00:38:36Are you crazy?
00:38:37Bitch!
00:38:39How dare you?
00:38:41I'm not the only one who says that. Renzo says it too, doesn't he?
00:38:44And if he says it, your husband must be right.
00:38:46Renzo, what are you saying? Are you crazy?
00:38:48If you do it with everyone, with that muscly pig, even with the bath...
00:38:52I heard you believe in yourself.
00:38:53So why not with me? Are you forbidden to minors?
00:38:56Did you hear that? My God.
00:38:58Well, now you even want to laugh.
00:39:00What are you doing at night? Instead of sleeping, you spy on us.
00:39:03You know it's not good.
00:39:04What spy? Even the breath can be heard.
00:39:07What do you think? That I'm deaf?
00:39:11Excuse me, I'm sorry.
00:39:15Look, Sandro.
00:39:17The things you heard are a kind of...
00:39:21...a game.
00:39:24I don't know, the people who are together...
00:39:27...often say...
00:39:29...invent things like that to...
00:39:33...make things more interesting.
00:39:38I don't know how to tell you.
00:39:40In short, everyone says these things to you.
00:39:43Do you understand?
00:39:44Yes, yes. I'm not stupid.
00:39:53I'm tired of this day, guys.
00:39:55But if you're tired, why are you coming with us?
00:39:57Let's run.
00:39:58The last one pays.
00:40:00Hey, wait for me!
00:40:02Wait!
00:40:04You scared me.
00:40:05I have to talk to you.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08I have to tell you something important.
00:40:10A nice thing?
00:40:12Bitch, bitch!
00:40:13What are you doing?
00:40:14You did it with everyone, even with Rosso.
00:40:15You're a big bitch.
00:40:17And you're a big moron.
00:40:19You stop me to tell me these things.
00:40:21I won't talk to you anymore.
00:40:22But stupid, these things are said like that...
00:40:24...to have more fun.
00:40:26But you know what fun?
00:40:27If it's like that, have fun alone.
00:40:30Everyone does it, stupid.
00:40:31You don't know anything.
00:40:32I won't open anything.
00:40:39Sandro, I have to talk to you.
00:40:41But it's late.
00:40:43Just a moment, okay?
00:40:44Okay.
00:40:50Sandro.
00:40:53It's true that from your room you can hear everything.
00:40:57You'll have to change rooms.
00:40:59How do you do it?
00:41:01I can't say to Renzo...
00:41:02...tonight we don't make love because Sandro hears everything.
00:41:05And I can't say those stupid things, as you call them.
00:41:10You understand, don't you?
00:41:14And then...
00:41:16...since I know that you hear everything...
00:41:19...I...
00:41:20...I'm a little ashamed.
00:41:22What can I do?
00:41:31And so...
00:41:32...the great philosopher Kant was right.
00:41:34Between wealth and poverty...
00:41:36...and preferable wealth...
00:41:37...there are no farts!
00:41:39They come to me like bugs.
00:41:41I'm a miner.
00:41:42By the way, guys, excuse me...
00:41:43...perhaps in the focola I forgot the presentation.
00:41:46Do you all know my wife, the Countess?
00:41:52It's hot today, huh?
00:41:54Ah! Welcome to the last...
00:41:56...the last Barzelletta in Mendel's Stupendola...
00:41:57...on the Cornutes.
00:41:59Ah!
00:42:07Ah!
00:42:24Curse you!
00:42:28You...
00:42:29...have the desire of a lover.
00:42:30It's all a pair of slippers.
00:42:32It's written here in the newspaper, you know...
00:42:33...it says that the excessive affection of certain women...
00:42:35...for domestic animals...
00:42:36...hides a deep sexual turmoil of the unconscious.
00:42:40The only animal for which I have an excessive affection is you!
00:42:43And if you decide to read with these pornographic nonsense...
00:42:46Edwige!
00:42:49Damn dog!
00:42:50Edwige, the sweaters!
00:42:55I'm looking for them!
00:42:57Damn girl!
00:42:58But this is not a house!
00:42:59This is a mess!
00:43:02Hello?
00:43:03Hello, Sandro, it's Renzo.
00:43:05Ah, you're Laura?
00:43:06I'll call you right away.
00:43:07She's upstairs.
00:43:08She's getting dressed.
00:43:09No, no, I don't have time.
00:43:10There are people waiting for me.
00:43:11It's a work dinner.
00:43:12So, what do I have to tell them?
00:43:13I don't understand.
00:43:14Tell her that I'm not coming tonight.
00:43:15You tell her, Sandrino.
00:43:16Tell her that I'm very sorry, but...
00:43:18...that I couldn't call her earlier.
00:43:19It's been a long day.
00:43:20What?
00:43:22I'll call her tomorrow.
00:43:23I'll explain everything to her.
00:43:24All right?
00:43:25I'll call her.
00:43:26No!
00:43:27I'm in a hurry.
00:43:28You kiss her on my behalf.
00:43:29Bye, Sandrino.
00:43:40Uff, I got all dressed up for him.
00:43:44Do you want to come to a party where I go?
00:43:48What are you saying?
00:43:49Will they want an old woman like me?
00:43:50Come on, don't be silly.
00:43:51I'm going to finish getting dressed.
00:43:52I'll be ready in a minute.
00:43:55Bye.
00:44:05I'm a little ashamed.
00:44:07The first lie I told my wife since we got married...
00:44:09...I couldn't tell her that...
00:44:12But you know, you've become more beautiful.
00:44:15I remember everything exactly as if it were yesterday.
00:44:18And yet, time has passed.
00:44:20July 1950.
00:44:22What a summer!
00:44:23Winter.
00:44:25April 1951.
00:44:29Are you sure?
00:44:35Can you see?
00:44:37Maybe.
00:44:40Listen.
00:44:42Tell me a little about your wife.
00:44:44Who, Laura?
00:44:45A quiet guy.
00:44:47Yes.
00:44:48Who believes in me as if I were the Gospel.
00:44:50A good boy, without a headache.
00:44:51The woman I wanted, as you said.
00:44:53You took my word for it.
00:44:55Finally!
00:44:56I thought you were going to be a woman.
00:44:59I thought you were a woman.
00:45:02What is this?
00:45:03A suit.
00:45:04You can't wear normal suits.
00:45:06How do men who have balls wear them?
00:45:08But dad, it's fashion, I'm French.
00:45:10Fashion, fashion!
00:45:11It's a thing for brats, do you understand?
00:45:13And don't call me father!
00:45:14I don't have any male children.
00:45:15And look what I do with your fashion.
00:45:17It's fashion.
00:45:22You can see that he has good stuff.
00:45:33Don't cry, Laura.
00:45:36I really love you.
00:45:42You don't know how to be good.
00:45:44But I didn't say anything bad.
00:45:47I didn't say anything bad.
00:45:54What are you touching?
00:45:56What are you touching?
00:46:08And this other one, what is he looking at?
00:46:10He must have put it in my pocket.
00:46:12Damn!
00:46:13At my party.
00:46:15Hi, Rosa, how are you?
00:46:16And you?
00:46:18Excuse me.
00:46:21Hi, Sandra.
00:46:23Look at this bitch.
00:46:26Do you still have it with you?
00:46:27It's not bad.
00:46:28You can carry on.
00:46:29And you?
00:46:31No, I was talking about that night.
00:46:33You came to me like that.
00:46:35No, thank you.
00:46:36No, thank you for what?
00:46:38No, thank you.
00:46:39I don't feel like dancing tonight.
00:46:41I have a little headache.
00:46:42Excuse me.
00:46:45Rosa.
00:46:46What's wrong with Sandro tonight?
00:46:48He's completely crazy.
00:46:50He wants to dance with me.
00:46:52What a sensual perfume you have.
00:47:14You'll understand.
00:47:17But it's really your fault.
00:47:20If I try a blue shine.
00:47:29Thinking of you.
00:47:31I saw that, Azzo.
00:47:32Sandrino Bellotto came to him.
00:47:34And his sister-in-law says, Azzo, great piece of wire, Azzo.
00:47:36He has hard pushers, Azzo.
00:47:38I still bend my ribs, Azzo.
00:47:40And you danced with us, Azzo.
00:47:41I danced, yes, Azzo.
00:47:42Why not you?
00:47:43Yes, I danced.
00:47:44And I took care of him all the time.
00:47:46Johnny Dorelli sang wonderful lips, Azzo.
00:47:48Wonderful lips, Azzo.
00:47:51That's yours and that's mine.
00:47:54Do you want to dance?
00:47:55No, I want to go away.
00:47:57But it's not midnight yet.
00:47:58Let's go.
00:48:00But it's getting late.
00:48:01Excuse me.
00:48:14Wonderful lips.
00:48:17Wonderful lips.
00:48:18Stop it!
00:48:19Stop it!
00:48:20Do you understand?
00:48:21What's wrong with you?
00:48:22It's all night that you're so strange.
00:48:23It bothers you that I sing?
00:48:24No, it bothers me that you do the dance with everyone.
00:48:26That you let yourself put your hands on everyone.
00:48:28Like a whore.
00:48:29But Sandro.
00:48:30Yes, just like a whore.
00:48:31But don't think about Renzo, your husband.
00:48:33If I were him, I'd fuck you.
00:48:35What are you saying?
00:48:37Let me be.
00:48:38Sandro.
00:48:39Sandro.
00:48:43Sandro.
00:48:45But you're crying.
00:48:47Who's crying?
00:48:48Bitch.
00:48:49Bitch.
00:48:50Bitch.
00:48:51Bitch.
00:48:58Sandro.
00:48:59Sandro.
00:49:08Are you jealous?
00:49:29My God.
00:49:36My God.
00:49:48Dear Renzo.