Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 6 Band Candy
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 6 Band Candy
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00:00And on that tragic day, an era came to its inevitable end.
00:06That's all there is. Are you ready?
00:10Hit me.
00:12Which of the following best expresses the theme of the passage?
00:15A. Violence breeds violence.
00:17B. All things must end.
00:20C.
00:21B. I'm going with B.
00:23We haven't had B in forever.
00:25This is the SAT's, Buffy, not Connect the Dots.
00:29Please pay attention.
00:30A low score could seriously harm your chances of getting into college.
00:34Gee, thanks. That takes the pressure right off.
00:36This isn't meant to be easy, you know.
00:38It's the rite of passage.
00:40Is it too late to join a tribe where they just pierce something or cut something off?
00:45Buffy, please concentrate.
00:49Roll!
00:51What?
00:59Yeah!
01:12I broke my number two pencil.
01:14We'll have to do this again sometime.
01:16See? All systems tend towards chaos.
01:21I just know that us and the undead are the only people in Sunnydale working this late.
01:29I appreciate you coming.
01:32I realize it is early for you,
01:37but I think you'll agree that this matter is urgent, also delicate.
01:43I'm a very delicate person.
01:45So you feel you could handle this?
01:47It's a little out of my element, but I can get you what you need.
01:52I know a beast who knows a guy.
01:54Are you sure that subcontracting is the way to go here?
01:58Well, this guy's worked your town before,
02:01and if he lives up to his rep, this place will be in flames.
02:06I've made certain deals to get where I am today.
02:09This demon requires his tribute.
02:12You see, that's what separates me from other politicians, Mr. Trigg.
02:24I keep my campaign promises.
02:34Where'd I put that scotch?
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07:15And does he ever say he's sorry?
07:18Ow!
07:20Sorry.
07:22Why do I put up with this?
07:24Because it is your destiny.
07:27And because I just bought 20 cocorific candy bars.
07:33Okay, you're just doing this to take funny pictures of me.
07:36I'm doing it to test your awareness of an opponent's location during a fight in total darkness.
07:43I'll wait five seconds, and then throw the ball at me.
07:47You ran out of new training ideas about a week ago, huh?
07:51Okay.
07:53Five, four, three, two, one.
08:01It's not that simple, is it?
08:04Ow.
08:06Yes, very good.
08:09Eight!
08:11But where are you going?
08:13We have to patrol.
08:14I can't.
08:15Mom's in hyperdrive.
08:16She wants me home tonight.
08:17I told you.
08:18But...
08:19I know, I know.
08:20She's out of control.
08:21Enjoy the candy.
09:10Coffee.
09:41I didn't know you could do that.
09:47I'm feeling better.
09:58Go outside.
10:11It's late.
10:12How'd you get away?
10:14Oh, it was easy.
10:16Started a fire in the prison laundry room.
10:18Burned out in the garbage truck.
10:21Oh.
10:23I'm joking.
10:26No garbage.
10:27Smell me.
10:41How is, uh...
10:43Scott?
10:46Scott?
10:48Uh, um...
10:50Boyfriend's Scott.
10:54Actually, he's not...
10:57He's fine.
11:00Uh, that's for you.
11:03Uh...
11:04It's fresh from the butcher.
11:06Thanks.
11:18You're being careful, right?
11:21With Scott?
11:23The slang.
11:25Oh.
11:26Uh...
11:27Yeah, of course.
11:29Full of carefulness.
11:32I'm sorry.
11:34Full of carefulness.
11:37I worry about you.
11:42I worry about you.
11:46I'm getting stronger.
11:48Yeah, pretty soon you won't even need me.
11:52That'll be better.
11:57Yeah.
12:04Yeah.
12:15Hey.
12:16Uh, sorry I'm late.
12:18You know Giles.
12:20I'll slay all the time.
12:24Hello, Buffy.
12:28Did you guys want to watch some television?
12:30I hear there's a very insightful nightline on.
12:32Buffy, you lied to us.
12:35And you made us into your alibis.
12:37That's playing us against each other, and that's not fair.
12:40I called Willow.
12:42You also lied to her about your whereabouts.
12:44We were all concerned.
12:48Oh, thank you.
12:50Look, I'm sorry, but I had to...
12:53Were you at the bronze?
12:55What was happening there that was so important?
12:58Bronze things.
13:00Things of bronze.
13:02You're acting really immature, Buffy.
13:05I know I'm not your parent, but I am responsible for you.
13:07I think your mom's right.
13:09Okay, fine, I'm acting like a child.
13:11Maybe that's because you're both treating me like a child.
13:14Buffy.
13:15You're both scheduling me 24 hours a day,
13:17which, between the two of you, that's 48 hours.
13:20I just want to be able to make a few decisions on my own.
13:24The last time you made a decision on your own, you split.
13:27Yeah, and I took care of myself.
13:29I don't need this much active parenting.
13:32You can't really be trying to use this summer
13:34as a reason you should be trusted.
13:36You can't babysit me all the time.
13:39I need you to back off a little.
13:41All right, come on, come on.
13:43Let's not freak out.
13:45Freak out?
13:47Look, I think you should go to bed.
13:50We're all tired.
14:00Oh, she just drives me crazy.
14:09I just want to protect her.
14:12Do all parents want that?
14:14Yeah, but at least most parents
14:17have some idea where to protect their children from.
14:20Yeah.
14:22I think we should both be especially careful.
14:25Hmm.
14:29Trust me.
14:35You don't want to weak that.
14:48Dude, take that.
14:50Come on.
14:52Come on.
14:54Come on.
14:57Dude, take that.
15:05I heard that there's a secret rule
15:08that if a teacher is more than ten minutes late,
15:11we can all leave.
15:13It's Giles' turn to watch Teddy Hall.
15:15He'll be here. He's allergic to late.
15:18He is wound a little tight.
15:20I had this philosophy book
15:22checked out from the library for, like, a year,
15:24and he made me pay the fine, even though it was huge.
15:27It was sad to return it.
15:29It was perfect for starting conversations with college boys.
15:33Of course, that was B.X.
15:36B.X.?
15:38Forzander.
15:40Clever.
15:42I like chocolate. There is no bad here.
15:45You still have some left?
15:47I went to, like, four houses, and they were gone.
15:50It's like trick-or-treating in reverse.
15:52I know. These things are selling like hotcakes,
15:54which is ironic, because the hotcakes really aren't moving.
16:02And it's, uh...
16:04fun to sell chocolate.
16:11And we're raising a lot of money for the band.
16:17The band? Yeah.
16:19They're great.
16:22They march.
16:24Like an army.
16:30Except with music instead of bullets,
16:34and usually no one dies.
16:42I can't believe this.
16:45Where is Giles already?
16:47I'm bored, and he's not here to give me credit for it.
16:53The big pinhead librarian didn't show up,
16:56and I don't want to do it.
16:58You do it.
17:00All right, fine. I'll do it.
17:06Everybody expects me to do everything around here
17:08because I'm the principal.
17:11It's not fair.
17:14Hey!
17:16We're all stuck here, okay?
17:19So now let's just sit quietly
17:21and pretend we're reading something
17:25until we're really sure that old Commandant Snyder's gone.
17:29Then we're all out of here.
17:31Does anyone else want to marry Miss Barton?
17:33Get in line.
17:35I guess Giles isn't coming?
17:38Guess not.
17:40Guess not.
18:02Buffy.
18:05Sorry, I...
18:07I was just worried.
18:09You were a big knot there in study hall,
18:12and after your lecture to me, I'm not talking out.
18:14And what is my mother doing here?
18:16We had an opportunity for a, you might say, a summit meeting.
18:20It took priority over study hall.
18:23I called in.
18:25Oh.
18:27We decided that you made a good point earlier, honey.
18:30I did, yeah.
18:32Which was?
18:34About us overscheduling you.
18:37You know, pulling you in two directions.
18:40Your home life and your duties as a Slayer.
18:44Oh, that was a good point.
18:47We're working out a coordinated schedule for you.
18:50It'll be tight, but I think we can fill in all your responsibilities.
18:55Sounds nice and structured.
18:59We've got more work to do here, honey.
19:02Why don't you give us a little more time?
19:04Um...
19:07Take the car, and, um, Mr. Giles can drive me home.
19:11What?
19:13Uh, excuse me, I meant what?
19:16Keys. Take them.
19:19You don't have to tell me twice.
19:21Well, actually, you did, but...
19:23Bye.
19:25Bye, honey. Drive careful.
19:27Uh-huh.
19:32Do you think she noticed anything?
19:36No way.
19:49Tell me again how it happened.
19:51I told my mom I wanted to be treated more like a grown-up.
19:54And voila, I'm driving this.
19:58Also, I think she wanted me otherwhere.
20:01Considering my mom and Giles are planning my future,
20:04I think it's easier for them to live my life if I'm not actually there.
20:08Do you know that you have the parking brake on?
20:12Uh-huh.
20:17Are you sure about the bronze?
20:19I mean, does it do any good?
20:23Are you sure about the bronze?
20:25I mean, the SATs are tomorrow.
20:28I can study the bronze.
20:30A little dancing, a little cross-multiplying.
20:35You know what we need?
20:37Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!
20:40Whoa!
20:50You got good albums.
20:52Yeah, they're okay.
20:56Do you like seals and pearls?
21:03Me neither.
21:07Thanks.
21:11So how come they call you Ripper?
21:14Wouldn't you like to know?
21:17Wait a minute. Listen to this bit.
21:24Oh, it's...
21:26It's good.
21:28Man, I gotta get a band ticket.
21:31Hey, Ripper, you wanna watch TV?
21:35I ain't had a lot of pay-per-view.
21:37No, let's go out, have some fun.
21:40Cheer things up a bit.
21:42Okay.
21:43We could go to the bronze.
21:45I'd be lying to you if I told you today.
22:08Whoo!
22:11Whoo!
22:14We're dignits, man.
22:38Let's do the time warp again.
22:41Maybe there's a reunion in town,
22:44or a Billy Joel tour or something.
22:48Miss Barton?
22:50Buffy, whoa!
22:52Are you okay, Miss Barton?
22:54Oh, I'm cool, Willow.
22:56Willow, that's a tree.
22:58You're a tree.
23:02Are there any nachos in here, little tree?
23:06Are you sure you don't need some fresh air, Miss Barton?
23:09Okay.
23:12This is not normal.
23:14Maybe that goes without saying.
23:17Hey, gang.
23:19This place is fun city, huh?
23:22Principal Snyder?
23:24Call me Snyder.
23:26Just a last name like Barbarino.
23:29Oh, I am so stoked.
23:33Hey, you see Miss Barton?
23:35I think she's wasted.
23:37I'm going to have to put that in her next performance review
23:40because I'm the principal.
23:44I don't like this.
23:46They could have heart attacks.
23:48Well, maybe there's a doctor here.
23:54I think I missed my doctor.
23:57I missed my doctor.
24:01He's usually less topless.
24:04I got a commendation for being principal.
24:07From the mayor.
24:08Shook my hand twice.
24:10That's nice.
24:15Whoa.
24:16There are some foxy ladies in here tonight.
24:21What's happening?
24:22I don't know.
24:24What's happening to a whole lot of grown-ups?
24:27They're acting like a bunch of...
24:29They're acting like a bunch of us.
24:32I don't like breakfast.
24:36Demand's high.
24:38I thought it might be.
24:40That's the reason I love this country.
24:42You make a good product and the people will come to you.
24:45Of course, a lot of them are going to die,
24:48but that's the other reason I love this country.
24:51Don't sample the product.
24:53I didn't.
25:00Okay.
25:02Um, how did you know he was...
25:04I don't.
25:05No, I know no one else will.
25:07You're getting close.
25:09Keep it flowing.
25:11It's almost feeding time.
25:22Something's definitely changing here.
25:24A spell?
25:26Teenagers.
25:28That's a sobering mare to look into, huh?
25:34You've got great hair.
25:39Bum, bum, bum.
25:40Bum, bum.
25:41Bum, bum, bum.
25:42Bum, bum.
25:43Louie, Louie.
25:45Bum, bum, bum.
25:46Oh, baby.
25:48Who you got in the hood?
25:49Bum, bum, bum.
25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:52Louie, Louie.
25:54Bum, bum, bum.
25:55Oh, baby.
25:57Who you got in the hood?
25:58Bum, bum, bum.
25:59She seems more upsetting.
26:01Louie, Louie.
26:03Bum, bum, bum.
26:04Oh, baby.
26:06Who you got in the hood?
26:08No vampire has ever been that scary.
26:15Fight!
26:16Fight?
26:19We've got to figure out what's going on.
26:21It's his whole mouth thing that goes all over it.
26:27Hey, where are we going?
26:31Wait up, you guys.
26:34Hey!
26:35You guys aren't trying to ditch me, are you?
26:38We should find Giles.
26:40He'll know what's going on, right?
26:41Sure.
26:42What for all we know, he's Sweet 16 again.
26:44He's with your mom at his place.
26:48That's what I said.
26:49Wait up.
26:50Uh, Snyder.
26:52No time is commodities.
26:57Oh, summers.
26:59You drive like a spaz.
27:19Whoa!
27:42It'll be okay when we get to Giles.
27:46Of course, I mean, even if he's 16, he's still Giles, right?
27:49He's probably a pretty together guy.
27:51Yeah, well...
27:54What?
27:56Giles at 16?
27:58Less together guy, more bad magic hates the world-taking time bomb guy.
28:04Well, then I guess your mom's in a lot of trouble.
28:10Must be exciting being from England.
28:13Hey, Julie.
28:15You cold?
28:16Nuh-uh.
28:18I feel special.
28:20Like I'm just waking up, kind of.
28:22Oh, yeah?
28:24Yeah, like getting married and having a kid and everything was just a dream
28:28and now things are back like they're supposed to be.
28:32That's cool.
28:35Very Juice Newton.
28:37You fancy it?
28:39Yeah, but the store's closed.
28:43What?
28:58Over for a while. That was so brave.
29:04Hold it!
29:10This is great.
29:12Let's do donuts in the football field, huh?
29:19Oh, my God, look out!
29:31Copper's got a gun.
29:35Never use it, I might.
29:37Will so.
29:40Ripper, be careful.
29:53Told him he'd never use it.
29:57You are so cool.
30:03You're like Burt Reynolds.
30:09Sorry.
30:29Sorry, gotta go.
30:34Oh, God.
30:36Are you guys okay?
30:38Look, Dad, I'm trembling.
30:43Oh, Buffy, your mom's gonna kill you.
30:49Something's weird.
30:51Something's not?
30:53No blurbs.
30:57No one's protecting their houses.
30:59Everyone's just wandering.
31:04Hey!
31:06Give it!
31:08Defenseless.
31:10Come on, that's mine.
31:12So where are all the vampires?
31:14Hey, he stole my candy.
31:16Soup's on, but no one's grabbing a spoon.
31:18Something's happening.
31:20Someplace that's ours.
31:22I'm gonna say something big.
31:24That guy took my candy.
31:28The candy.
31:30It's gotta be the candy. It's cursed.
31:32A curse?
31:34I've got a curse.
31:36Dad's using candy for evil.
31:38My parents ate a ton.
31:40Who's behind it?
31:42I don't know.
31:44It came through the school board.
31:46You know, that crowd.
31:48Where did it come from? Do you know where to get it?
31:50Yeah.
31:52You guys get Xander and Cordelia.
31:54Go to the library and look it up.
31:56Candy curses?
31:58Disturbing second childhood. Got it.
32:00Ratboy and I are going to the source.
32:28Mom?
32:30Giles?
32:32Mom? Hey.
32:34Where did you get that coat?
32:36Never mind. Listen.
32:38Back off.
32:40Giles, think about this.
32:42You wanna fight me or you wanna let me talk to my mother?
32:50Mom, look at me.
32:52Do you know who I am?
32:54Of course. You're Buffy.
32:56Hey, look. They're giving away candy.
32:58You want some candy?
33:00I don't want any more, either.
33:02I'm fine.
33:04I can have more if I want.
33:06You are not fine.
33:08You need to go home.
33:10Screw you.
33:12I want candy.
33:14No.
33:16You wanna slay stuff, and I'm not allowed to do anything about it?
33:18Well, this is what I wanna do,
33:20so get off my back.
33:22Please.
33:24Oh, for God's sake.
33:26Mom, look at your car.
33:28It's a new Brunswick. I did that.
33:30Oh, my God.
33:32What was I thinking
33:34when I bought the kink machine?
33:38Listen to me.
33:40You need... No. You listen to me.
33:42I'm your watcher, so you do what I tell you.
33:44Now, sod off.
33:48Dick?
33:50Oh. Enjoy.
33:58Oh.
34:10Mom.
34:12Hey.
34:14You leave her alone.
34:18Hey, Brit, please.
34:20Wait up.
34:24Stay.
34:28Stay.
34:40It smells so chocolatey.
34:42This is far out.
34:44Yeah, I've been out there. Town's wide open.
34:46You guys can go anytime.
34:50Ethan Reign.
34:59Might wanna hurry.
35:02Ethan?
35:06Ripper.
35:16At first, it was fun, you know?
35:18They seemed like they were in this really good mood.
35:20Not like parents.
35:22And then...
35:24Badness?
35:26Mom started borrowing my clothes.
35:28There should be an age limit on Lycra pants.
35:30And Dad,
35:32he just locked himself in the bathroom
35:34with old copies of Esquire.
35:36I don't get this.
35:38The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff,
35:40but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any diff...
35:42Never mind.
35:44I'll take that one.
35:56You wanna swap?
35:58What?
36:00Swap?
36:02You wanna swap?
36:04This book is really thick,
36:06and I'm not sure it's in English.
36:26Where...
36:28Where the hell...
36:30I'm smoking on duty.
36:32You be quiet.
36:34Where'd the bastard go?
36:36Shh.
36:38Shh.
36:40Shh.
36:42Shh.
36:44Shh.
36:46Shh.
36:50Shh.
36:52Shh.
36:54Shh.
37:14Look.
37:16A box full of farm-fresh chicken.
37:18You suppose they're okay?
37:20Mm-hmm.
37:26So...
37:28are you two kinda...
37:30like, um...
37:34Orange Daddy?
37:36So, Ethan, what are we playing?
37:38We're pretty much in a talk-or-bleed situation.
37:40Your call.
37:42It's him.
37:44I'd just like to point out
37:46that this wasn't my idea.
37:48Meaning?
37:50I'm sorry.
37:52I'm sorry.
37:54I'm sorry.
37:56I'm sorry.
37:58I'm sorry.
38:00I'm sorry.
38:02I'm sorry.
38:04Meaning?
38:06I'm subcontracting. It's trick you want.
38:08I'm just helping him
38:10collect a tribute...
38:12for a demon.
38:14He's lying. Not him.
38:16I don't think he is. Then shut up.
38:18You're my slayer. Go knock his teeth out.
38:20Giles!
38:24What demon?
38:26I don't remember.
38:28Ooh!
38:30Lachonis.
38:32Demon name.
38:34Lachonis.
38:36They wanted a way to get the
38:38tribute away from people.
38:40So you're just diversion, Kai.
38:42More than a diversion.
38:44What they said, the tribute was big.
38:46So big that people would never
38:48let them take it.
38:50People had to be out of it.
38:52Later on, when the candy
38:54wore off, they'd blame themselves.
38:56Hence, land of the irresponsible.
38:58It's a worse trick.
39:00I don't know exactly.
39:02Maybe I could...
39:04No, I really don't know.
39:06Delivering the tribute.
39:08Which brings us
39:10to the bonus question. And believe me
39:12when I say a wrong answer will cost
39:14you all your points.
39:18What's the tribute?
39:20I don't know.
39:50No!
39:52No!
39:54No!
39:56No!
39:58No!
40:00No!
40:02No!
40:04No!
40:06No!
40:14Right.
40:16Lachonis.
40:18Lachonis, the demon.
40:20What's his deal?
40:22See if it says anything about a tribute.
40:24A tribute? Like what?
40:26I don't know.
40:28That source is all tapped out.
40:30She whooped you good, huh?
40:36I can do that.
40:38I took Taekwondo
40:40at the Y.
40:48No, no.
40:50It's definitely a demon.
40:52A big one.
41:06Giles, give me the gun.
41:08Giles.
41:10Now.
41:12Huh?
41:16It's Willow.
41:18She wants you real bad.
41:20Uh-huh.
41:22Okay, I just found it.
41:24The tribute to Lachonis
41:26is made every 30 years.
41:28It's a ritual feeding.
41:30And this one's late,
41:32so it's probably, you know,
41:34a big meal.
41:36Oh.
41:38Oh.
41:40Lachonis eats babies.
41:44Come on.
41:46What about that man?
41:48Uh, see if you guys can find something
41:50to tie him up with.
41:52Oh.
41:58Never
42:00tell me.
42:10Something's gonna eat
42:12those babies?
42:14I think
42:16that is so wrong.
42:18She says she never
42:20saw who took them.
42:22Dozy gal.
42:24I know who took them.
42:26Well, then, let's do something.
42:28Let's find the demon and
42:30kick the crap out of it.
42:32Is that what happens now?
42:34Yeah, if we knew where they were.
42:36Lachonis dwells beneath the city
42:38filth to filth.
42:40What?
42:42Ooh. I know this.
42:44Uh...
42:46I knew this.
42:48Lachonis
42:50means
42:52glutton.
42:54And we'll find it, um...
42:58in the sewers.
43:00The sewers?
43:02Uh, good. You go to that thing
43:04with the demon, and I'll stay here
43:06until the babies, you know, uh...
43:08find their way back.
43:10The babies must be so scared.
43:12You filthy little ponce.
43:14Are you afraid of a little demon?
43:16If you want to splash around in the pool,
43:18you're the filthy one.
43:20Okay, you know what? Everybody should stop it.
43:22Okay, listen to me.
43:24I need help.
43:26Okay? Giles, I need grown-ups.
43:28These children
43:30are gonna die if we don't
43:32act now, okay, and think clearly.
43:34There is no room
43:36for mistakes.
43:38Besides which,
43:40guys are just
43:42wigging me out.
43:44Soon.
43:46We'll behave.
43:48Good.
43:50Snyder, go home.
43:54I can do that.
43:56Giles, we're going to the sewers.
44:00And don't do that.
44:04Okay?
44:34Come on, big guy.
44:36They're not getting any fresher.
44:50Carol.
44:52Hi. Yeah, call Dave
44:54on the public works committee
44:56tomorrow about sewer
44:58maintenance and repair.
45:00I have some concerns regarding exposed
45:02gas pipes, infrastructure,
45:04ventilation, and, uh,
45:06cancel my three-year plan.
45:18Hi.
45:32Move.
46:02Giles.
46:18Giles, I...
46:28Look how much I'm thinking.
46:30Here come the people who do my fighting for me.
46:32I just gotta see
46:34what you got.
46:36Just tell me when it hurts.
46:38Come on.
46:40Giles, no!
47:00No!
47:16You and me, girl.
47:18There's hard times ahead.
47:22They never just leave.
47:24Always gotta say something.
47:30Can we go home now?
47:34Yeah, we can go home.
47:36We got the SATs tomorrow.
47:38Oh, blow them off.
47:40I'll write you a note.
47:44No.
47:46It's okay.
47:48Poor bees.
47:52And your friend?
47:54Paid him.
47:56The man did his job.
47:58No reason to burn that bridge.
48:00This didn't turn out
48:02the way I had planned.
48:04Where's the downside?
48:06You just got yourself one less demon
48:08you have to pay tribute to.
48:10The way I see it, I did you a favor.
48:14I guess you did.
48:18In the future,
48:20I'd be very careful
48:22how many favors you do for me.
48:28Hey, Snyder.
48:30I heard you had some fun Friday night.
48:32Have you come down yet?
48:34That's principal, Snyder.
48:36And that's a big yeah?
48:38You look like four young people
48:40with too much time on your hands.
48:42Not really.
48:44Busy like a bee, actually.
48:46Bee-like.
48:48Good.
48:50I'll see you later.
48:52Not really.
48:54Busy like a bee, actually.
48:56Bee-like.
48:58Good.
49:00It seems we had some vandalism
49:02Friday on school property.
49:04And I was just looking for some
49:06volunteers
49:08to help clean it up.
49:14Kiss rocks?
49:16Why would anyone want to kiss...
49:18Oh, wait. I get it.
49:22Let's get you some paint.
49:26It was just too much
49:28to deal with.
49:30It was like nothing made sense
49:32anymore.
49:34The things that I thought I understood
49:36were gone.
49:38I just felt so alone.
49:42Is that the math or the verbal?
49:44Mostly the math.
49:48If you scored low,
49:50would you take them again?
49:52More SATs?
49:54Is there really a point?
49:56I could die before I even apply to college.
49:58Then
50:00you very possibly might not.
50:02Well, let's just keep hope alive.
50:06Hello.
50:10I say,
50:12your car seems to have had an adventure, doesn't it?
50:14Guffey assures me
50:16that it happened battling evil,
50:18so I'm letting her
50:20pay for it on the installment plan.
50:22Uh, hey, the way things were going,
50:24be glad that's the worst that happened.
50:26At least I got to the two of you
50:28before you actually did something.
50:36Right.
50:38Indeed.
50:40Yes.
50:48You
50:50You
50:52You
50:54You
50:56You
50:58You
51:00You
51:02You
51:04You
51:06You
51:08You
51:10You
51:12You
51:14You
51:16You
51:18You
51:20You
51:22You
51:24Grr. Arrgh.