Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 14 Bad Girls
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00:00Really, now is not the time!
00:02I'm serious! Never ever!
00:09Come on, really. All this time and not even once?
00:14How many times do I have to say it?
00:16I have never done it!
00:19With Xander!
00:23He's just a friend.
00:24So, what are friends for?
00:31I mean, I'm sorry, it's just all the sweating, nightly, side-by-side action
00:35you never put in for a little after hours.
00:39Thanks for the poetry.
00:41And no, I love Xander, I just don't love Xander.
00:46Besides, I think it ruins friendship to do that stuff.
00:49You think too much.
00:52Hey, there's one more.
00:56How do you know?
00:57I think too much.
01:05Okay, count of three.
01:07One.
01:11Three.
01:22No!
01:42Nicely diverted, Bea.
01:44Diverted? That was me fighting for my life, Miss Attention Span.
01:48This isn't a Tupperware party, it's a little hard to plan.
01:51Count of three isn't a plan, it's Sesame Street.
01:55Hey, they're toast and we're here, so it couldn't have been too bad, right?
01:59Who are those guys, anyways?
02:02I don't know, they didn't seem local.
02:05Look, why don't we grab the weapons, maybe Charles...
02:11Check these out.
02:18I just love the family circus.
02:21That PJ, he's getting to be quite a handful.
02:26Well...
02:29I haven't seen anything like this in, well, a good long while.
02:35Where's the owner of these fine implements?
02:38Common term is slain, but I've been seeing this breed around.
02:42We expected any trouble?
02:45You like family circus?
02:47I don't like Marmaduke.
02:49Oh, he's always on the furniture, unsanitary.
02:53Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do, that's my kind of dog.
02:57I like to read Kathy.
03:04So, what about these swords, what should we do about that?
03:09Well, let's just keep an eye out.
03:11We've got the dedication coming up in a few days,
03:13we certainly can't have anything interfering with that.
03:16Well, maybe we should postpone the dedication.
03:24I believe the Honorable Mayor hates that idea.
03:31The dedication is the final step before my ascension.
03:38I have waited longer than you can imagine for this.
03:42After the hundred days, I'll be on a higher plane.
03:47I'll have no more need for...
03:51Well, let's just say I won't be concerned with the little things.
04:00Mr. Trick, watch these people.
04:02Anything you find out about them,
04:04well, let's just see that that information reaches the Slayers.
04:08Who knows? With any luck, they'll kill each other.
04:10Then everyone's a winner.
04:14Everyone, of course, being me.
05:09The Slayers
05:28Willow, what are these?
05:30They're early admission packets.
05:32Harvard, Yale,
05:36Wesleyan,
05:39some German polytechnical institute whose name I can't pronounce.
05:45Is anyone else intimidated?
05:47Because I'm just expecting thin slips of paper
05:49with the words no way written in crayon.
05:52They're typing those now.
05:54I'm so overwhelmed.
05:57I got in to actual colleges and they're wooing me.
06:02They're pitching woo.
06:04The wooing stage is always fun.
06:07But it's weird.
06:09No rejection I can handle because of the years of training, but this...
06:13I feel your pain, Will.
06:15Like right now, I'm torn between the fast-growing fields
06:18of appliance repair and motel management.
06:21Of course, I'm still waiting to hear back from the corndog emporium, so...
06:26Well, I think it's great.
06:28Early admission.
06:30Now there's nothing standing between you and a brilliant future.
06:33Well, if I may suggest, graduate.
06:36Getting left back, not the thrill ride you'd expect.
06:40That's so cute.
06:42Planning life as a loser?
06:44Most people just turn out that way, but you're really taking charge.
06:48The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone.
06:51Who, uh, incidentally won't be needing a higher education
06:54when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear.
06:57Well, Xander, I could dress more like you, but...
07:01Oh, my father has a job.
07:06I'm not gonna waste the perfect comeback on you now.
07:09But don't think I don't have it.
07:11Oh, yes, it's time will come.
07:14So, life beyond high school.
07:17Anyone, please, chime in.
07:21I hear it's nice.
07:23And a place I'll never go if I don't pass Mrs. Taggart's chemistry test tomorrow.
07:27Oh, I can help.
07:29Chemistry's easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt.
07:33So, what do you say? Study jam my house tonight?
07:37I'm there.
07:39Oh.
07:41I have to go see Giles. Report on last night's patrol.
07:45Oh, yeah, he said he wanted to talk to you.
07:47What about? Is he okay?
07:50He's looked better.
07:53Of course, training procedures have been updated quite a bit since your day.
07:57Much greater emphasis on fieldwork.
07:59Really?
08:01Oh, yes.
08:03Not all books and theory nowadays.
08:07I have, in fact, faced two vampires myself.
08:11Under controlled circumstances, of course.
08:14No danger of finding those here.
08:16Vampires?
08:18Controlled circumstances. Hello, Buffy.
08:22Well.
08:25Hello.
08:29New watcher?
08:31New watcher.
08:33Wesley Windham Price.
08:38It's very nice to meet you.
08:43Is he evil?
08:45Evil?
08:47The last one was evil.
08:49Oh, yes.
08:51Gwendolyn Post. We all heard.
08:54No, Mr. Giles has checked my credentials rather thoroughly.
08:58He phoned the council, but I'm glad to see you're on the ball as well.
09:03A good slayer is a cautious slayer.
09:09Is he evil?
09:11Not in the strictest sense.
09:13Well, I'm glad that's cleared up.
09:15Yes, I'm sure none of us is anxious to waste any time on pleasantries.
09:20Why don't you tell me everything about last night's patrol?
09:26Vampires.
09:27Yes?
09:28Killed them.
09:30Anything else you can tell me?
09:37One of them had swords. I don't think he was with the other two.
09:41Swords?
09:45Swords.
09:50One long, one short?
09:52Both pointy, with, like, jaws and things.
09:56Sounds familiar.
09:58It should.
10:03El Illuminati.
10:0615th century duelist cult.
10:08Deadly in their day.
10:10Their numbers dwindled in later centuries due to an increase in anti-vampire activity
10:14and a lot of pointless dueling.
10:18They eventually became the acolytes of a demon called Balthazar
10:22who brought them to the New World, specifically here.
10:26You seem to know a lot about them.
10:28I didn't get this job because of my looks.
10:31I really, really believed that.
10:34I've researched this town's history extensively.
10:38So why have we not seen them before this?
10:41They were driven out a hundred years ago.
10:45Happily, Balthazar was killed. I don't know by whom.
10:49And their back cause?
10:51Balthazar had an amulet purported to give him strength.
10:55When he was killed, it was taken by a wealthy landowner named...
10:59I don't want to bore you with details.
11:01A little bit late.
11:03Named Gleaves. It was buried with him
11:06and I believe the few remaining Illuminati are probably looking for it
11:10for sentimental value.
11:12And you don't think that this amulet poses any threat?
11:15No, not at all.
11:17Nonetheless, we may as well keep it from them.
11:20Buffy, you will go to the Gleaves family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet.
11:24I will.
11:27Are you not used to being given orders?
11:30Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says,
11:33please, and afterwards I get a cookie.
11:38I don't feel we're getting off on quite the right foot.
11:44Ah, this is perhaps Faith.
11:49New washer?
11:51New washer.
11:53Screw that.
11:57Now, why didn't I just save that?
12:00Buffy, you...
12:02I'll see if I can get her back.
12:05I don't see anything incredibly interesting while I'm gone.
12:16He'll get used to me.
12:24Faith, wait.
12:26Look, I know this new guy's a dork, but...
12:29I have nothing to file that he's pretty much just a dork.
12:32You're actually going to take orders from him?
12:35It's the job. What else can we do?
12:38Whatever we want. We're Slayer's girlfriend, the Chosen Two.
12:42Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?
12:44That'd be tragic, taking the fun out of slaying, stabbing, beheading.
12:49Oh, like you don't dig it?
12:51I don't.
12:53You're a liar. I've seen you.
12:55Tell me Staken of Anthos and get you a little bit juiced.
12:58Come on, say it.
13:02You can't fool me.
13:04The look in your eyes right after a kill, you just get hungry for more.
13:08You're way off base.
13:10Tell me that if you don't get in a good sling,
13:13after a while, you just start itching for something bad to show up
13:17so you can give him a good...
13:20Again with the grunting.
13:22You realize I'm not comfortable with this.
13:24Hey, sling's what we were built for.
13:26If you're not enjoying it, you're doing something wrong.
13:29What about the assignment?
13:31Tell you what, you do the homework and I'll copy yours.
13:59Strike one. No amulet there.
14:29Game over.
14:59Come on.
15:28Hey.
15:32What are you doing, hiding in there?
15:34Looking for the amulet.
15:36Wasn't counting on the special guest star, six against one.
15:39Hence the hiding.
15:41Well, six against two now, so come on.
15:52Wait. Stop. Think.
15:55No, no, no.
15:58It's a manhole.
16:00Tight space, no escape, six against two.
16:02Not unlike three against one.
16:04And there might be more, so come on.
16:06You're just going to go down there. That's your plan.
16:08Who said I had a plan?
16:10I don't know how many's down there, but I want to find out.
16:12And I'll know when I land.
16:14If you keep running after me, I might die.
16:36These are all the diaries then, yours included.
16:38That's everything.
16:41Please.
16:46Yes, here's your first entry.
16:49Slayer is willful and insolent.
16:53That would be our girl, wouldn't it?
16:56We have to get to know her.
16:59Her abuse of the English language is such that I understand only every other sentence.
17:05This is going to make fascinating reading.
17:07She should be back by now.
17:11Not to fret.
17:13My mission scenario has her back in one minute.
17:18Shouldn't be any trouble.
17:48Let's settle this honorably.
18:18Let's just settle it.
18:33Bobby!
18:34Son of a bitch!
18:55I hate it when they drown me.
19:07B!
19:08Gotta go!
19:10We came for the amulet.
19:17Tell me you don't get off on this.
19:20Didn't suck.
19:25Well.
19:27Looks authentic enough.
19:32Of course there are tests to be made before actual verification.
19:36How about verifying that your nearly extinct cult was out in magnum force last night?
19:41Faith and I got into a serious party situation.
19:44You're right.
19:45I had to lather, inch and repeat about five million times to get the sewer out of my hair,
19:50but otherwise I'm of the good.
19:53Thank you for asking.
19:55Perhaps there are a few more than we'd anticipated, but I'd expect you'd be ready for anything.
20:00Remember the three key words for any slayer.
20:03Preparation.
20:04Preparation.
20:06Preparation.
20:08That's one word three times.
20:14I have a chem test.
20:16So sad that I'm actually happy about that.
20:19Charles, we need to talk.
20:21Buffy.
20:24I must ask you to remember that I'm your watcher.
20:28From now on, anything you have to say about slaying, you will say to me.
20:33The only thing you need to discuss with Mr. Giles is overdue book fees.
20:39Understood?
20:42Can I talk?
20:43Of course.
20:48You're not helping.
20:50I know.
20:52I feel just sick about it.
20:58It was intense.
21:00It was like I just let go and became this force.
21:04I just didn't care anymore.
21:06Yeah, I know.
21:07What's it like?
21:08I don't think you can.
21:10It's a slayer thing.
21:12I don't even think I'm explaining it well.
21:14You're explaining it a lot, though.
21:16All right.
21:17You have one period to fill out your test booklets.
21:20Periodic charts are located on the back.
21:22And you're on the honor system.
21:24So remember, no talking.
21:28You see, the thing was, Faith knew that I didn't even want to go down there.
21:34Ms. Summers.
21:38You have one hour.
21:43Okay, so the best part?
21:45Buffy, test.
21:47You know, remember?
21:49The thing you didn't come over to study for.
21:52Right.
21:54Got it.
21:58Sorry.
21:59Okay, so we're down there in the sewers.
22:01And Faith's got three of them on her at once.
22:03Hey, whoa.
22:04Do you think Buffy's owed to Faith later, like when I'm not actively multiple-choicing?
22:09How come your eye twitches every time I say Faith's name?
22:14What?
22:17No, it doesn't.
22:20Faith.
22:22Cut it out.
22:24You got a test to take, okay?
22:25And I'm highly caffeinated, and I'm trying to concentrate.
22:29I don't actually care about school.
22:30You know.
22:44Hey, girlfriend.
22:45Bad time?
22:59No, she can't.
23:05You can't, can you?
23:14What's happening?
23:15Vampires.
23:16Uh, Faith, unless there's a total eclipse in the next five minutes, it's daylight.
23:20Good for us, bad for them.
23:22Found a nest.
23:23That's potential.
23:36Rise and shine, people.
23:38It's your wake-up call.
24:09Hey, you're not leaving, are you?
24:37I saw you making friends.
24:39Them?
24:43Nice.
24:44I like you.
24:48What's the matter?
24:50You're not afraid of little me, are you?
24:53You're merciless.
24:57I can sense this is a business trip.
25:02What's the what?
25:05Dead demon.
25:07Not as dead as you think.
25:12Word on the street puts him in the packing warehouse on death row.
25:16He's looking for his amulet.
25:17His amulet.
25:18It's supposed to restore his strength.
25:19From what I'm hearing, that's not something we like to see happen.
25:22No problem.
25:23We got the amulet.
25:24I know.
25:25I spoke to Giles, but he said you gave it to someone.
25:27Ah, you.
25:28Ah, speak of the really annoying person.
25:32You're certainly giving me a run for my money.
25:38I think we need to establish that if you're going to go and slay,
25:41you leave me a number where I can contact you.
25:44Where's the amulet?
25:48Who are you?
25:49A friend.
25:50Do you have it?
25:52It's somewhere safe.
25:57How did you know?
25:59It's your jacket.
26:01Now, hang on a minute.
26:02Walking around with this thing is like wearing a target.
26:04You're going to put it somewhere safe that's actually safe?
26:08I'll do it now.
26:10I'll do some recon on Balthazar.
26:12If I may, Balthazar is dead.
26:15Am I the only one that remembers that?
26:17Be careful.
26:19You know me.
26:21I mean it.
26:26What's going on?
26:33Mommy!
26:38Let me tell you what I see.
26:43I see fear.
26:47And remorse.
26:51And a pitiful look of faces that cry out for mercy.
26:58But what I don't see is what I want to see.
27:03And that's my amulet!
27:08Lord Balthazar, we found it.
27:11We had it, but the slayers...
27:13They're already on board.
27:27Vincent.
27:30Come here.
27:35Closer.
27:40Closer.
27:47Let me tell you what I want to see.
28:03Okay, we got ten, maybe twelve bad guys and one big demon in desperate need of a Stairmaster.
28:11So we take them all, hard and fast, now.
28:15We need a little more firepower than none.
28:17We should head back to the library.
28:19Well, I guess Jacuzzi Boy isn't going anywhere.
28:21I just wish we had...
28:27That is too good.
28:39Score.
28:47Are you there insured?
28:49Strangely, not my priority.
28:52When are you going to get this, Bea?
28:54Life of a slayer is very simple.
28:56Want.
29:00Take.
29:01Have.
29:06Want.
29:09Take.
29:12Have.
29:18I'm getting it.
29:34Drop the weapons and get down on the ground.
29:37Now!
29:46I said drop the weapons or I fire.
30:01Now spread them.
30:02You wish.
30:06Hands in the air where I can see them.
30:08Slow.
30:15Good.
30:17Now cuff him.
30:21I like him.
30:23He's butch.
30:29That's some artillery you two are putting together.
30:32You with one of them girl gangs?
30:35Yeah.
30:36For the slayers.
30:43You want to get out here?
30:53I can't save the world in jail.
31:03One, two, three.
31:22We should call an ambulance.
31:24Five people already have the wreck that we made and they're fine.
31:32Come on.
31:57Admit it.
32:00Some days don't you want to just wake up and say to hell with the diet?
32:05Want to make waffles?
32:07Big Saturday brunch.
32:09No, thanks.
32:10I'm not really that hungry.
32:14So what'd you and Faith do last night?
32:18Nothing.
32:21Nothing really important.
32:25Don't worry.
32:27I'm not going to meddle in your slaying just as long as you're careful.
32:31I am.
32:37You sure about those waffles?
32:41Yeah.
32:43But if you want them I can help you make them.
32:47No.
32:48They only don't have calories if I make them for you.
32:52Mom logic.
32:54You done with the paper?
32:56Yeah.
32:58Let's see what's happening in Sunnydale.
33:03There we go.
33:05Thanks a lot, fellas.
33:07Thanks a heap.
33:08Hey, have fun on that camping trip now.
33:11Don't forget to roast a wiener for me.
33:13Yes, yes.
33:17There you go.
33:19All right, you can come out now.
33:24Backbone of America, those little guys.
33:28Seeing the hope and courage on their bright little faces, I swear I could just eat them up.
33:35So, any news about the Illuminati?
33:42Name of Lord Balthasar, die!
33:50Thank you, Mr. Drake.
33:51That was very thoughtful of you.
33:53Boy, they always got to be using swords.
33:56It's called the Uzi, chump.
33:58Would have saved your ass right about now.
34:00You know, it's curious how he could have gotten all the way into my liquor cabinet.
34:05Allen, don't we have security working in this building?
34:10Sir, I had no idea.
34:13There's no need to swoon, Allen, but try to keep things secure.
34:18Lock him up.
34:21You wake up, he's just going to try and kill you, man.
34:24Yes.
34:26Yes, I expect he will.
34:30Vincent made a noble effort.
34:34Man to man, as befits a true warrior.
34:41He had courage.
34:45He had honor.
34:50And I have justice over it!
34:58It's been a hundred years since my enemy crippled me.
35:05Now, ultimate power is within his grasp.
35:12I shall not let it be.
35:17Forget about honor!
35:19Forget about everything!
35:21Forgetting my amulet!
35:25Bring the Watchers to me!
35:27Find the Slayers and kill them!
35:30Kill everything that gets in your way!
35:33Go!
35:36Go!
35:40You like it?
35:42It smells good.
35:44What is it?
35:45Just a little something we witches like to call a protection spell.
35:50Good deal. Protection.
35:53I'm surprised, though, because usually spell stuff's more...
35:55Stinky!
35:56Yeah, that's why I added lavender.
35:59Give me time and I may be the first Wicca to do all my conjuring in pine-fresh scent.
36:05So, what's the plan?
36:08For tonight's slayage, we're going, aren't we?
36:11Yeah.
36:13Great.
36:16But there's a but.
36:19And that's but you shouldn't come tonight.
36:23Is that cool?
36:26Sure. Makes sense.
36:29You know, you'll be facing big, hairy danger.
36:33Biggest. Very hairy.
36:36You'll be risking your life.
36:39Right. And why risk yours?
36:43Because I'm your friend.
36:45I know, Will. That's exactly why I don't want you going.
36:49It's too dangerous.
36:52But I've done this sort of thing before.
36:55Like, a million times, and I can totally handle myself.
36:59Besides minty-fresh protection.
37:03So?
37:05Ready? Time to motor.
37:08Hey, Willow.
37:10Hey.
37:12I really should.
37:15But we'll hang out later, right?
37:17Yeah. You go ahead. I'll just get my stuff.
37:33Stupid.
37:36Quiet tonight?
37:38I just want to get this done.
37:40Yeah, I'm dying to test out the longbow.
37:43Think it might be my new thing.
37:45Can't believe you went back for that stuff.
37:47How do you feel about getting some ribs?
37:49You know, after we're done.
37:53I didn't say you had emotional problems.
37:56I said you had an emotional problem.
37:59It's quite different.
38:01My attachment to the Slayer is not a problem.
38:05In point of fact, it's been a very...
38:07The way you've handled this assignment
38:09is something of an embarrassment to the Council.
38:11If you want to criticise my methods, fine.
38:14But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself.
38:16And while you're at it, don't criticise my methods.
38:18The fact is, you're no longer qualified to act as Watcher.
38:24It's not your fault.
38:26You've done well.
38:29It's simply time for somebody else to take the field.
38:34Now's a good time to start.
38:48Screw it.
38:51Ow!
38:57We got more coming.
38:59We're never going to make it to the warehouse.
39:01If we keep going one at a time, we got a shot.
39:17Grace, no!
39:20Grace!
39:30Don't move.
39:32I didn't... I didn't know.
39:34I didn't know.
39:36We need to call 911. Now!
39:39Don't move. It's OK.
39:46I need... I need something to stop the...
39:50I need...
40:16We got to go.
40:18Come on. We got to go.
40:32Come on.
40:49Angel.
40:51Puffy, I've been looking for you.
40:58Your hand.
41:00It's OK.
41:02I've just been to the warehouse. I was waiting for you.
41:05They got Giles.
41:18They got Giles.
41:20They got Giles.
41:47The front. The front.
41:49Moisten the front.
41:55Oh, God.
42:00Oh, God.
42:01It doesn't seem too promising, does it?
42:03Stay calm, Mr. Giles.
42:05We have to stay calm.
42:06Thank God you're here. I was planning to panic.
42:10What is that thing?
42:13That would be your demon, you know, the dead one.
42:17There's no need to get snippy.
42:20Bring them closer.
42:28You know what I want.
42:30If it's for me to scrub those hard-to-reach areas, I'd like to request you kill me now.
42:35Ow.
42:36Are you out of your mind?
42:38This is hardly the time for games.
42:40Why not? Think of the torturers to death anyway.
42:42You're not wrong about that.
42:45Now, hold on. We can deal with this rationally.
42:48We have something you want.
42:50You have something we want.
42:55A trade. Intriguing.
43:00No. Wait. Boring.
43:02Pull off his kneecaps!
43:04No, no, no, no, no.
43:05The Slayer gave it to someone.
43:07A tall man. A friend. A friend of hers.
43:10I can tell you everything.
43:11Be quiet, you twerp. That kills both.
43:13But I'd like to have my kneecaps.
43:17You will tell us everything?
43:20Yes, sir.
43:23What is this friend's name?
43:30I didn't actually catch it.
43:32Look, um, tell you what.
43:34Let Captain Kratos here go, and I'll tell you what you need to know.
43:37How's that deal?
43:38Derek, one deal.
43:40You will die quickly, or you will die slowly.
43:45The man who has my amulet,
43:49what is his name?
43:52His name is Angel.
44:08Unacceptable!
44:24Unacceptable!
44:39Mr. Giles!
44:41Down!
45:08No!
45:39No!
45:41No!
46:07Slayer.
46:11You think you've won.
46:20When he rises,
46:24you wish I killed you all.
46:41May our mother be in darkness,
46:46cursed be your son,
46:49from all danger,
46:52now and forever!
47:11I don't understand why Alan would miss this.
47:14He's usually so punctual.
47:19Did it work?
47:21Let's find out. Open the cage.
47:23You sure?
47:25Oh, hold on.
47:34Okay, now we're ready.
47:40Let's go.
47:42Let's go.
47:44Let's go.
48:10Well?
48:14Well?
48:21This officially commences the hundred days.
48:25Nothing can harm me until the ascension.
48:33Gosh, I'm feeling chipper.
48:36Who's for a root beer?
48:45Faith, it's me.
49:00Hey.
49:02Hey.
49:08Hey.
49:14Hey.
49:20So, I...
49:27How you doing?
49:29I'm all right. You know me.
49:35Faith, we need to talk about what we're gonna do.
49:38It's nothing to talk about. I was doing my job.
49:42Being a slayer is not the same as being a killer.
49:48Faith, please don't shut me out here.
49:51Like, sooner or later, we're both gonna have to deal.
49:54Wrong.
49:56We can help each other. I don't need it.
49:59Yeah?
50:01Who's wrong now?
50:04Faith, you can shut off all the emotions that you want,
50:08but eventually they're gonna find a body.
50:12Okay, this is the last time we're gonna have this conversation,
50:15and we're not even having it now, you understand me?
50:18There is no body. I took it, weighted it, and dumped it.
50:22Body doesn't exist.
50:25Getting rid of the evidence doesn't make the problem go away.
50:29It does for me.
50:32Faith, you don't get it. You killed a man.
50:37No, you don't get it.
50:40I don't care.
51:10Grr! Arrgh!