I Swapped with my Nemesis Full Movie

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I Swapped with my Nemesis Full Movie
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00:00:00Miss Ember? This way please.
00:00:07Nope, not today.
00:00:10Come on, sweetie. Let's just talk.
00:00:12What is there to talk about?
00:00:20I'm not marrying Nick Rivers. He's a frigid, pretentious asshole.
00:00:25Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember? I don't think so, father.
00:00:31Well, her family's tech company is blooming. Together we can...
00:00:35She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read.
00:00:38All he does is read. At June's party, he literally sat there and read a book while we played beer pong.
00:00:42She got so drunk playing beer pong that she lit the carpet on fire.
00:00:46Just give her a chance, Nick.
00:00:48At least give him a chance. We've made a reservation for brunch for you.
00:00:52Mom, excusez-moi, but am I not speaking English?
00:00:56I'm going to say this one last time.
00:00:59Like I said, I'd rather die than marry Lexi Ember.
00:01:11Challenge accepted.
00:01:14At least she looks good in that dress.
00:01:20Thanks for joining, Lexi. Nineteen minutes late.
00:01:24A girlie doesn't just wake up like this, you know. At least he looks good in that suit.
00:01:28Yeah, you're supposed to let the wine breathe. And don't gulp it.
00:01:34Sip. Jesus Christ.
00:01:37Don't mansplain me.
00:01:40Sip. Jesus Christ.
00:01:42Don't mansplain me on how to drink my Merlot, Nick.
00:01:45I need something a lot stronger if I'm going to be stuck here with you.
00:01:48Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
00:01:49Can I have a drink, please?
00:01:54Wait, that's your go-to drink, too?
00:01:56Yeah, ever since I finished reading The Great Gatsby.
00:02:00You've read F. Scott Fitzgerald?
00:02:03Yeah, I read F. Scooter.
00:02:05F. Scott Fitzgerald.
00:02:08What?
00:02:10Okay. I'll be right back.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:22Lexi? Lexi?
00:02:28That was you?
00:02:29What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
00:02:33Who's your new mentor?
00:02:37Hmm?
00:02:40Really, Lexi?
00:02:42You're out and about with a new dude after you left me last month out of nowhere?
00:02:48I caught you in bed with your secretary.
00:02:52Oh, God.
00:02:56You're a cheating asshole.
00:02:58Oh, it's not my fault. You don't like to give it up.
00:03:02A man has knees, Lexi.
00:03:05Oh, but I'm saving myself for marriage.
00:03:07What are you, born in the fucking 1900s? You're a fucking prude.
00:03:10At least I'm not a cheating asshole.
00:03:14With no heart.
00:03:18Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?
00:03:21Do you know who I am?
00:03:22You're fucking worthless without me. You are nothing, Lexi.
00:03:25Nothing without me. You know that?
00:03:27Do you want that, Lexi? Huh?
00:03:29Hey!
00:03:30You don't ever put your hands on her, do you hear me?
00:03:34You stay the fuck away from her.
00:03:38Let him go.
00:03:39Or I'll break your arm.
00:03:41Do you hear me?
00:03:43Stop.
00:03:44Let me go.
00:03:53We should do this again soon.
00:03:56I'll see you later, Lexi.
00:04:04Sigh.
00:04:11Lexi.
00:04:13That's the man that you were dating less than a month ago?
00:04:16I'm still working on it.
00:04:18I'm trying to move past my mistakes, alright, Nick?
00:04:21You're still the same naive, reckless, spoiled princess
00:04:26who doesn't know how to be alone in this world.
00:04:29You know what? Fine!
00:04:30Think what you want, okay?
00:04:32At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you.
00:04:35I can't believe my father wanted me to marry someone like you.
00:04:38You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:04:40And I didn't read The Great Gatsby.
00:04:43I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:04:53Fuck me.
00:04:59Lexi? Lexi, wait.
00:05:01Lexi!
00:05:32Ow.
00:05:47What the hell?
00:05:49What the hell is happening to my voice?
00:05:51Hello?
00:05:54Oh my god.
00:06:02This can't be happening.
00:06:04Oh my god, this is impossible.
00:06:06This can't be happening.
00:06:08I swapped bodies with Nick.
00:06:10No!
00:06:14Wait, that's my voice.
00:06:24What are you doing with my body? Give it back!
00:06:27Lexi, don't panic.
00:06:29Don't panic? This is literally the best time to panic.
00:06:31You have my freaking body.
00:06:33Calm down!
00:06:35We'll figure out a way to swap back.
00:06:37How?
00:06:44Three.
00:06:48Two.
00:06:50Get out of my body!
00:06:52One.
00:06:55Go.
00:07:00Oh.
00:07:09You know, there's one thing that we haven't tried.
00:07:12What's that?
00:07:15Kissing.
00:07:18Yeah, no, you're not.
00:07:20Nice try.
00:07:22Okay, Lexi, first of all,
00:07:24if I kissed you, it would basically be like me kissing myself,
00:07:27which is super weird.
00:07:29Second of all, aren't in those chick movies,
00:07:31don't they like, I don't know,
00:07:33there's like a magical kiss or whatever?
00:07:35Yeah, well, if you actually watch the girly movies,
00:07:37you'd know that the magic only works if they're in love.
00:07:39Yeah, well, if you actually watch the girly movies,
00:07:41you'd know that the magic only works if they're in love.
00:07:43Yeah, well, if you actually watch the girly movies,
00:07:45you'd know that the magic only works if they're in love.
00:07:47You know, fine, stay in my body.
00:07:49Fine.
00:07:51But there is something that I should probably prepare you for,
00:07:53especially in the morning.
00:07:55In the morning.
00:07:59Ew!
00:08:01Okay, fine, fine, fine.
00:08:03You can kiss.
00:08:06None of that.
00:08:08No tongue. None.
00:08:10Lexi, do you think that I want to French kiss myself?
00:08:13No.
00:08:28It's not working.
00:08:30Oh, my God, I'm gonna be stuck in your body forever.
00:08:34Daddy will know what to do. I need Daddy.
00:08:36Lexi, no, no.
00:08:39We can't tell anyone, okay?
00:08:42They will think we're crazy.
00:08:52We just have to work together, okay?
00:08:54We'll figure this out.
00:08:56Okay?
00:09:00Oh!
00:09:02Mommy! Daddy!
00:09:04Father!
00:09:06Okay, I'm fine.
00:09:08I'm fine. Get off.
00:09:13Um...
00:09:15Mommy?
00:09:17Daddy?
00:09:19The restaurant call said you were passed out on the street.
00:09:22Passed out? We got hit by a car.
00:09:24What are you talking about, Nick?
00:09:26There was no car.
00:09:28Marshall, I think you're missing the big picture here.
00:09:31They were kissing.
00:09:33Oh.
00:09:35What did I tell you, sweetie?
00:09:38Nick isn't a pretentious prick.
00:09:40Nick isn't a pretentious prude.
00:09:43Wow, yeah, you know what?
00:09:46No, Nick is just the most gentlemanly, handsome,
00:09:51amazing, all-around outstanding guy ever.
00:09:55I was a big, big idiot.
00:09:59I'm in your body now, Nick.
00:10:01You want to dance?
00:10:03Let's dance.
00:10:06Ha, ha, ha.
00:10:08No, no, no, no.
00:10:10I was the huge idiot.
00:10:14Because Lexi is the total package.
00:10:18So pretty, smart.
00:10:20God, she's so sexy.
00:10:22Have you seen her booty?
00:10:28Sexy booty? Seriously?
00:10:30You brought this on yourself.
00:10:33You know what?
00:10:35We have an announcement to make.
00:10:40We are moving in together.
00:10:44Oh!
00:10:48Look what you made me do.
00:10:50Oh, I just love him so much.
00:11:03Do you have to have so much stuff?
00:11:05Hey, I didn't want to come here.
00:11:06It was your idea to move.
00:11:07If we don't live together,
00:11:08people are going to figure us out, all right?
00:11:10Mm-hmm.
00:11:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:22Hey, hey, hold it right there, cowboy.
00:11:24What do you think you're doing?
00:11:25You're going to see everything.
00:11:26Oh, my God.
00:11:28I'm not going to look, all right?
00:11:29Okay, that's not the point.
00:11:30You're going to touch everything.
00:11:33Okay, yeah.
00:11:34Well, would you rather
00:11:36you look like this when I'm going out?
00:11:41Oh, it's not good.
00:11:42Good point.
00:11:43Mm-hmm.
00:11:44How about this? How about this?
00:11:46I bathe you.
00:11:50Yeah, that's not happening.
00:11:51Sorry.
00:11:52Um, okay, yeah.
00:11:53How about this?
00:11:54Stay there. One sec.
00:11:55I got an idea.
00:12:01Lexi, don't fuck up my shit.
00:12:05Aha!
00:12:10Take it.
00:12:18How'd it go?
00:12:20No peeking.
00:12:22Let me know if you have any questions.
00:12:25Ow!
00:12:26Genius, Lexi.
00:12:28There's got to be a better way.
00:12:33Eight suitcases of clothes
00:12:35and that one pair of underwear.
00:12:44Hey, I don't know.
00:12:45There's something wrong with your, uh...
00:12:52No, I'm not wearing this.
00:12:54No, this is torture.
00:12:57How does this even work?
00:12:59I don't know.
00:13:00There's something wrong with your, uh...
00:13:02Lexi, it's...
00:13:03What are you doing with my phone?
00:13:05You perv.
00:13:06Give me that back.
00:13:07No, give me it back right now.
00:13:08Give me it back.
00:13:09I told you it's not what it looks like.
00:13:11Give me it back.
00:13:13Lexi, hey, look at me, okay?
00:13:16We already discussed
00:13:17we're not going to touch anything.
00:13:18We're not going to look down.
00:13:19We're only going to look up.
00:13:21We're not going to look down
00:13:22and we're definitely not going to...
00:13:25I have a penis!
00:13:27I have a penis!
00:13:28Oh, my God.
00:13:30Freak out.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:36That's gross.
00:13:37Disgusting.
00:13:38Hey!
00:13:39I saw everything.
00:13:40Hey!
00:13:41I have, you know, plenty of women
00:13:42who would love to be in my body.
00:13:44Okay?
00:13:47There's not even dressing on this.
00:13:50I'm not going to eat this.
00:13:54Do you have pet cows?
00:13:55Because this is their breakfast.
00:13:56That is my 1-6-8 diet.
00:13:58No fried foods.
00:13:59No snacks.
00:14:00No sweets.
00:14:01No fucking fines.
00:14:02Oof.
00:14:03So, you're meeting with a board member today.
00:14:05You need to read all this.
00:14:06Oh, no.
00:14:08What the hell?
00:14:09There's no way I'm going to memorize.
00:14:10This is way too hard, Nick.
00:14:12And we have that meeting today
00:14:14with a Mr. Jenkins.
00:14:16What are we going to do?
00:14:18Shit.
00:14:19Okay, that's my assistant, Eddie.
00:14:23I'll take care of your meeting, okay?
00:14:24You need to meet with my board member.
00:14:26And if he asks you any questions,
00:14:27just say that we're assessing our positions
00:14:28and we're reinforcing our strategies.
00:14:31Assessing?
00:14:32Yeah, okay.
00:14:33And you, be funny.
00:14:35Yeah, tell some jokes.
00:14:37Okay.
00:14:38Go, please.
00:14:40Yeah, we're screwed.
00:14:42Screwed.
00:14:46Jesus, how do men greet each other?
00:14:50Think, Lexi, think.
00:14:55Hi.
00:14:56Morning, boss.
00:14:58Yo, how's it hanging?
00:15:00Eddie, my man.
00:15:01Come over here, dude.
00:15:04Hey.
00:15:05Sorry.
00:15:07Is everything okay?
00:15:08For sure.
00:15:09I'm great.
00:15:10How are you?
00:15:11I'm great.
00:15:12Good.
00:15:13I like this.
00:15:14Friendlier, warmer.
00:15:15Yeah?
00:15:16It might work.
00:15:17Cool.
00:15:18Are you ready to go and, you know,
00:15:19start some business?
00:15:20Yeah, great.
00:15:21Boss shit.
00:15:22All right, boss shit.
00:15:23Please, thank you.
00:15:24Looking sharp.
00:15:25Okay.
00:15:29What was that?
00:15:34Hey, there you are.
00:15:36Okay, love the new style.
00:15:38Very professional.
00:15:40Samantha, right?
00:15:41You're Lexi's, I mean, my assistant.
00:15:44You said it yourself.
00:15:45First besties, then business.
00:15:47Right, I'll choose business.
00:15:48Do you know where Mr. Jenkins is?
00:15:50I wish I could say no.
00:15:52That perv creeps me out.
00:15:54He's in your office.
00:15:56Want me to come with you?
00:15:58No, I think I'll take it from here.
00:15:59Also, could you get me a sales report and an employee list?
00:16:02Oh, and let marketing know that we have a meeting in an hour, okay?
00:16:07What was that?
00:16:11Hey, boss.
00:16:19Nick, how are you, son?
00:16:21Mr. Lucas, you are so very early.
00:16:25Wow.
00:16:26You know me, Nick.
00:16:32Ah, Mr. Endler.
00:16:34Always a sight for sore eyes.
00:16:38What the hell?
00:16:40I love to surprise people.
00:16:43Oh, sorry.
00:16:44I'm not used to this hand yet.
00:16:47I mean...
00:16:48Don't worry, young man.
00:16:50A powerful handshake is the best way to start a meeting.
00:16:54Yes.
00:16:55Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:16:58Wow, that's a bit strong, isn't it?
00:17:01Well, I was told that a strong handshake is a great way to start off your...
00:17:04Yeah, but a girl should be gentler, don't you think?
00:17:08So, Nick, let's hear your plan for next quarter.
00:17:12Okay.
00:17:13Yeah.
00:17:14Shit, shit, shit.
00:17:16I haven't had time to read any of this.
00:17:19Uh-huh.
00:17:20You know, I have to say, Miss Ember, you look prettier every time I see you.
00:17:27Is this guy for real now?
00:17:30Mr. Jenkins, I'm failing to understand.
00:17:33Is this guy for real now?
00:17:36Mr. Jenkins, I'm failing to see how my attractiveness has anything to do with business.
00:17:41Relax, honey.
00:17:42Come on.
00:17:43I'm making conversation.
00:17:45This is what Lexi has to go through at work?
00:17:48First of all, don't call me honey.
00:17:50Second of all, if you want to have conversation, we can have it about business.
00:17:55I know girls like you, princesses, who act like they know anything about business.
00:18:01But at the end of the day, you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:18:07Wow, Mr. Jenkins, it seems you have me figured out.
00:18:11Now it's my turn.
00:18:13Jenkins Corporation is a sinking ship.
00:18:15Your revenue has gone down 43%.
00:18:17Your R&D is at a primitive lab.
00:18:19And you're failing to reconstruct your executive team.
00:18:22So here you are, acting nonchalant.
00:18:25Desperate for my funds.
00:18:28Did this princess get anything wrong?
00:18:33So as you know, your patent is what I want.
00:18:36It expires in two years.
00:18:37So sign this.
00:18:39Your company will not fail in two years.
00:18:41But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:46What's it going to be?
00:18:48I don't know about you, but I am loving this.
00:18:52But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:57What's it going to be?
00:19:10Thanks for the opportunity, Miss Amber.
00:19:15I really...
00:19:16Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:18Now, get out.
00:19:28Shhh.
00:19:34Way to go, Lexi. You're such a badass.
00:19:37We got the patent.
00:19:38I posted the whole thing on Instagram.
00:19:40You smoked that arrogant asshole.
00:19:43Okay, watch your language.
00:19:45Get back to work.
00:19:54Say something.
00:19:56Uh, yeah, okay.
00:19:58We are assessing our position
00:20:02and reinforcing strategies.
00:20:07Um...
00:20:11Sorry, I don't have...
00:20:12I don't have anything for you.
00:20:15Well, Nick, I meet with the board today.
00:20:17I've got to give them something
00:20:18or they're going to vote you out.
00:20:20Oh, no. I'm going to get Nick fired.
00:20:23Do you remember that idea that you had?
00:20:27Yes. Thank you.
00:20:29Um, yeah, I got something for you, Mr. Lucas.
00:20:34We're going to collaborate with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:41We're going to collaborate with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:45The Ember Tech.
00:20:47The biggest AI development company in Los Angeles.
00:20:50That's the one.
00:20:51Yeah, um, do you think their daughter, Miss Ember,
00:20:54is going to agree to partner with us?
00:20:56We have actually been getting to know each other quite a bit.
00:21:01And I think it's going to work.
00:21:08Well, that's wonderful news.
00:21:10Ah, I can't wait to share it with the others.
00:21:12Yeah, please.
00:21:13Do that.
00:21:18You nailed it.
00:21:21I know.
00:21:28And you won't regret it.
00:21:30But it's all up to you, Mr. Hankinson.
00:21:32Huh. Maybe I was wrong about him.
00:21:36Oh, my gosh.
00:21:38Is that a smile I see on your face, Mr. Nick Rivers?
00:21:42Oh, wait. Regina White?
00:21:45Wait. Regina White?
00:21:52What the fuck, Regina?
00:21:56We saw you talking to Troy after his football practice, dork.
00:22:00Don't you know he's Regina's boyfriend, you slut?
00:22:03I didn't do anything with Troy.
00:22:06Stay away from what's mine, Lexi Ember, or I will destroy you.
00:22:12Okay?
00:22:15You doing okay?
00:22:17Can I help you with anything?
00:22:21Shit. My college nemesis works for Nick?
00:22:25Wait.
00:22:28So Regina works for Nick and has a crush on him.
00:22:31Oh, my God. This is perfect.
00:22:33Actually, Regina, there is something you can do for me.
00:22:38My pleasure.
00:22:45So there's this document that got shredded somehow.
00:22:49I don't know how, but I need you to piece it together for me.
00:22:53Um, Nick?
00:22:56It's wet, and it smells.
00:23:00So sorry, sweetheart. Could you just get it to me by noon, though?
00:23:05Okay?
00:23:09Oh, and Regina?
00:23:13Don't wear, like, whatever this is ever again,
00:23:19because it's unprofessional.
00:23:26Nice, boss.
00:23:29God, I've been waiting to call her out for years on that.
00:23:32Why is that idiot... I mean, why am I dating that woman, anyway?
00:23:37Dating?
00:23:39Oh, you keep Regina around
00:23:42because her dad's the biggest investor in our company.
00:23:45No, no, no, no. She's all over you, but there is no chemistry there.
00:23:49See, there's no chemistry between you and any women.
00:23:53Really? That's surprising.
00:23:57Because I'm so hot and rich and stuff.
00:24:02Yeah. Hot. Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:06Anyway, um, we're gonna get some drinks afterwards if you want to come.
00:24:10Huh. You guys aren't as boring as I thought you were.
00:24:14Count me in.
00:24:18Ew, this banana peel's all stinky.
00:24:22Why are we even doing this, Regina?
00:24:24Can you guys just shut up and get to work?
00:24:26We need to get this done before the bar tonight.
00:24:28Tonight's the night, girls.
00:24:31I am gonna get Nick Rivers into bed.
00:24:35And I'm gonna like how he tastes.
00:24:39Are you just picking things up for fun, or are you gonna, I don't know,
00:24:42maybe put some pieces together?
00:24:44We're trying our best. I'm an intern. It's showing.
00:24:52Lexi? Lexi's loser ex again?
00:24:56What are you doing here, you little minx? Hmm?
00:25:00You know, if you're looking to have a little fun,
00:25:03I don't mind throwing you one for old time's sake.
00:25:06Maybe you should go home and have your mother teach you some manners.
00:25:12That's not how you speak to a lady.
00:25:17The fuck did you just say to me, bitch? Huh?
00:25:24Ow! Fuck!
00:25:28You hit my fucking nose!
00:25:30You're lucky I was aiming for your teeth.
00:25:32Now get the fuck out!
00:25:34You fucking bitch!
00:25:36You got beat up by a girl?
00:25:37Shut the fuck up! Don't touch me!
00:25:38Take me to the fucking ER!
00:25:40You're fucking taking me to sick, are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:42Let's go!
00:25:44You're fucking crazy, you know that?
00:25:47Fuck!
00:26:03Thanks.
00:26:05Lexi! Don't drink that!
00:26:14What the fuck?
00:26:16Wait, Lexi? Lexi Ember?
00:26:19God, it's Lexi the Man Stealer!
00:26:22She's trying to steal Nick from Regina? How pathetic.
00:26:26God, I'm so sorry.
00:26:28She's trying to steal Nick from Regina? How pathetic.
00:26:31God, Lexi, I mean, look at yourself.
00:26:34You really think Nick's gonna juice you over me?
00:26:37Yeah, actually, I think I do because he's my boyfriend.
00:26:42Wait, Nick is your boyfriend?
00:26:44Did I stutter?
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:50Now you better leave before I pour another one of these on your face.
00:26:55Oh, my God.
00:26:59Bitch.
00:27:02Wow, that was awesome.
00:27:04Yeah, did you know that there was aphrodisiac in that drink?
00:27:07Oh, come on. I mean, Regina's, she's crazy.
00:27:10Yeah, but she wouldn't...
00:27:14Oh, yeah, she totally would. She would.
00:27:16Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.
00:27:18Yeah. Okay.
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28Lexi Ember, I am gonna burn you to the core out.
00:27:55I'm sorry, Nick.
00:27:58I should have known better.
00:28:01Thank you for protecting me back there, boyfriend.
00:28:06All right, take it easy.
00:28:10All that matters is that you got your revenge.
00:28:13It was so awesome.
00:28:15She spent the entire day piecing together an Ikea ad,
00:28:19and she smelled like moldy banana.
00:28:22What about you?
00:28:24How was being a spoiled princess?
00:28:30I know girls like you.
00:28:32Princesses.
00:28:33But at the end of the day,
00:28:35you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:28:40Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:43Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:45Oh, no?
00:28:47I'm sorry.
00:28:49Hey.
00:28:51We made it.
00:28:53And now our companies are gonna be partners.
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:58To working together.
00:29:00And becoming friends.
00:29:02Huh.
00:29:03Maybe she's not just a princess.
00:29:07To becoming friends.
00:29:14That's good.
00:29:15Don't chug it.
00:29:16Too late.
00:29:25Lexi?
00:29:27I thought you were supposed to meet up with my dad for brunch.
00:29:30I am.
00:29:31I thought I'd make you something first.
00:29:33After all, you are my boyfriend.
00:29:37Regina.
00:29:38What are you doing here?
00:29:43Regina.
00:29:44What are you doing here?
00:29:45Relax, Lexi.
00:29:47I just wanted to come by and show you something.
00:29:56I'm sorry.
00:29:57I'm sorry.
00:29:58I'm sorry.
00:29:59I'm sorry.
00:30:00I'm sorry.
00:30:01I'm sorry.
00:30:02I'm sorry.
00:30:03I'm sorry.
00:30:04I'm sorry.
00:30:05I'm sorry.
00:30:08It's 10am on a Saturday.
00:30:10Regina, what do you want?
00:30:12Well, you know what I want.
00:30:14I want you two to break up.
00:30:23Regina, do we look like we need money?
00:30:26Our family is owning the biggest companies in California.
00:30:29For now.
00:30:36If you don't leave Nick, I post those photos online.
00:30:41Heir to EmberTech bullies innocent woman.
00:30:44I mean, that doesn't sound pretty, does it?
00:30:46Think of what that would do to your reputation.
00:30:49Or worse, your family's business.
00:30:53Wow.
00:30:55Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:30:59Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:31:02It's just too bad that I already have videos from the bar last night.
00:31:11Desperate employee, drug CEO, with aphrodisiac.
00:31:17God, imagine what that'll do to your reputation.
00:31:24You sneaky slut! Give me that phone!
00:31:26I don't hit women.
00:31:28But if I did, you'd be so screwed.
00:31:31So, let me make things clear for you, alright?
00:31:33Release those photos, I'll post the video.
00:31:35I'll also get my lawyer to sue you for trespassing and blackmailing me today.
00:31:38No, no, no, you wouldn't dare.
00:31:40Try me.
00:31:49Wow. Wow.
00:31:53Wow.
00:31:56Oh, uh, I thought your daddy was waiting, but...
00:31:58Nick! Nick!
00:32:00That was awesome!
00:32:09Hello, Daddy. You ready for brunch?
00:32:11What are you doing?
00:32:15Just hugging my old man.
00:32:17And...
00:32:19I got you a gift.
00:32:21Well, you never get me gifts.
00:32:25Wait, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:32:27Jesus, Dad, just open it.
00:32:31The one you wanted, right?
00:32:34My dad...
00:32:35Lexi's dad...
00:32:37told me about it during golf.
00:32:39Lexi.
00:32:41It all makes sense now.
00:32:44Makes sense?
00:32:45What does he mean by that?
00:32:49Lexi told you to forgive me, right?
00:32:52Forgive you about what, Dad?
00:32:56It's alright, Nick.
00:32:57All those years...
00:33:02I know you blame me, and I blame myself, too.
00:33:06If I hadn't been working late at night,
00:33:08your mother had that heart attack,
00:33:10maybe she'd still be with us,
00:33:11and you'd have a mother, and I'd have a wife.
00:33:13I forgive you, Dad.
00:33:19I've been waiting 15 years for those words.
00:33:23I'm sorry.
00:33:24I've been waiting 15 years for those words.
00:33:27Thank you, son.
00:33:29I never knew that Nick suffered such a tragedy.
00:33:36Boss, the CEO of Diaz Pharmaceutical
00:33:39wants to schedule a meeting with you next week.
00:33:41Wait, Diaz Pharmaceutical?
00:33:44You're talking about Daniel Diaz?
00:33:48It's not my fault you don't give it up.
00:33:51You're a fucking prude, Lexi.
00:33:53You know what, Eddie?
00:33:54Tell Mr. Diaz to meet me in my office in 30 minutes.
00:33:58Oh, I can't wait to meet him.
00:34:06Eddie added a meeting to my Google Calendar?
00:34:09In 30 minutes?
00:34:13Is she meeting up with her cheating ex?
00:34:15What the hell is she thinking?
00:34:24Oh, excuse me, son.
00:34:26This elevator, you need a manager's card.
00:34:31Yeah, I mean, you could use the stairs if you really want to.
00:34:33Do you know who I am, you fucking mophead?
00:34:35I'm not taking the stairs. Are you crazy?
00:34:38Mophead?
00:34:39Here to see the CEO.
00:34:47Great, and of course, now his stupid assistant
00:34:49isn't answering the phone.
00:34:50Great, fuck, I'm gonna be late.
00:34:51Shit, mate, better start running.
00:34:54CEO's on the 35th floor.
00:34:57What?
00:34:58Come on.
00:35:11This is gonna be good.
00:35:17Oh, fuck.
00:35:21Oh, fuck my life.
00:35:35Mr. Diaz.
00:35:37Hey.
00:35:39Got some water?
00:35:40Yeah. Oh, actually, no.
00:35:41The water was shut off due to maintenance issues.
00:35:43Excellent.
00:35:44I hope you weren't planning on going to the bathroom.
00:35:47Knowing that I don't anymore.
00:35:49Well, I'll go get Mr. Rivers.
00:35:50Take a seat anywhere.
00:35:51Excellent.
00:35:55Take a seat where?
00:36:04Everything is going according to plan.
00:36:06All right.
00:36:09Great.
00:36:11Send him in.
00:36:19Mr. Rivers, such a pleasure.
00:36:23Trying to finish this Real Shorts episode.
00:36:26Oh, it is juicy.
00:36:29Juicy, juicy.
00:36:31Okay.
00:36:35Mr. Rivers, I'm sorry, Tinterell,
00:36:36but can we start the meeting?
00:36:39Fine, sure.
00:36:41We can start the meeting, Mr. Diaz.
00:36:49Wait, it's you?
00:36:51Not so much of a mop head now.
00:36:53Am I?
00:36:55Sir, I'm sorry, I...
00:36:56Hey, you don't have to apologize.
00:36:57Not to me.
00:37:00That's very kind of you, sir.
00:37:02I know.
00:37:03You're gonna have to apologize to the board.
00:37:05Because I'm pulling the funds from your project.
00:37:08What?
00:37:09Why are you doing this?
00:37:13Lexi, what are you doing?
00:37:14Why are you meeting up with Danny Diaz without telling me?
00:37:16Lexi?
00:37:18Wait, you're dating Nick Rivers?
00:37:19Mm-hmm.
00:37:24This all makes perfect sense.
00:37:26That's why you're fucking with me.
00:37:27What did this bitch tell you?
00:37:28I didn't have to tell him anything
00:37:29for him to know that you're a shit human being.
00:37:31Okay, so you're flushing a million dollar project
00:37:34down the toilet because of a woman.
00:37:36Danny, we're not shutting down this project.
00:37:42See?
00:37:44Even Lexi knows better than you,
00:37:46and that's saying a lot, you fucking idiot.
00:37:48We're not shutting down this one project.
00:37:53We're terminating the entire partnership, Danny,
00:37:56with your company.
00:37:58But without the Rivers money?
00:38:00Your stocks are gonna run out
00:38:01and you're gonna go bankrupt within a month.
00:38:03No, fuck you, Lexi.
00:38:04You can't do this.
00:38:05This isn't your company.
00:38:06You're right.
00:38:07It's Nick's decision to make.
00:38:12Mr. Rivers, you won't do this.
00:38:17Well...
00:38:20Actually, I'm gonna do it.
00:38:25Better start looking for a new job there, Danny.
00:38:27But wait.
00:38:30You son of a bitch.
00:38:34Um...
00:38:35You're gonna regret this.
00:38:40You both will.
00:38:42Fuck!
00:38:47Wow.
00:38:49He's dramatic.
00:38:52Why are you smiling at me like that?
00:38:53Did you just fire your biggest pharmaceutical client for me?
00:39:02Oh, my God.
00:39:05You were jealous.
00:39:08You were jealous.
00:39:10I don't...
00:39:11Oh, my God!
00:39:12You are!
00:39:13Nope.
00:39:14You're jealous.
00:39:15Nope.
00:39:16You're so jealous.
00:39:17Fuck you.
00:39:18Lexi.
00:39:19I'm not...
00:39:20I'm leaving right now.
00:39:21Okay.
00:39:22You can run, Nick Rivers.
00:39:23You can hide.
00:39:26Stock plummeted when Rivers Business
00:39:27terminated their partnership with DS.
00:39:35Lexi Amber and Nick Rivers.
00:39:39Good evening, Mr. Diaz.
00:39:42Who the fuck are you?
00:39:43I'm Regina White.
00:39:46I believe we have the same enemy,
00:39:48which makes us friends.
00:39:53I have a plan to take down Lexi Amber.
00:39:56All I need now is a little help from you.
00:40:10Wow.
00:40:11Lexi, I'm...
00:40:12I'm very impressed.
00:40:14These reports, they're very detailed and...
00:40:16I'm kind of offended that you'd be surprised.
00:40:19I do help out with the family company, you know.
00:40:25Nick?
00:40:26Lexi?
00:40:29What do you want, Regina?
00:40:31I just...
00:40:32I wanted to apologize for acting like a drunk idiot
00:40:34at the bar last night.
00:40:36It was unprofessional.
00:40:37And it'll never happen again.
00:40:39Oh.
00:40:40Anyway, so I brought you some coffee.
00:40:46Oh.
00:40:47Okay.
00:40:48Thanks.
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Well, I'll just be right out there.
00:40:51So please, let me know if you guys need anything, okay?
00:41:02I just gave it to her.
00:41:03How long does it take?
00:41:04Five minutes.
00:41:05I just gave it to her.
00:41:06How long does it take?
00:41:07Five minutes is more than enough.
00:41:09You just wait.
00:41:14Lexi Amber,
00:41:16ever since you showed up,
00:41:17Nick has been treating me like shit.
00:41:21Well, I've had enough, bitch.
00:41:25Oh, check this out.
00:41:27All right, just let me show you something.
00:41:29I did colors.
00:41:31I think you probably noticed.
00:41:33This is gonna look a thousand times better.
00:41:35And I think it's gonna make a big difference.
00:41:38Change all these right here, and that's all...
00:41:41Nick, are you okay?
00:41:42Lexi...
00:41:43Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick!
00:41:45Okay.
00:41:46Oh, my God.
00:41:47Someone call an ambulance, please!
00:41:50Oh, my God, Nick, you're awake.
00:41:53I was so fucking scared.
00:41:55I don't know what I would do without you.
00:41:59I mean...
00:42:01what if you died?
00:42:05Well, I'm here now.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:08I'm here.
00:42:09I'm here.
00:42:10I'm here.
00:42:11I'm here.
00:42:12I'm here.
00:42:13I'm here.
00:42:14I'm here.
00:42:15I'm here.
00:42:16I'm here.
00:42:17I'm here.
00:42:18I know.
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:22Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:25Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:28They found...
00:42:30fluoxetine...
00:42:31in your system, and, uh...
00:42:34it's basically high dosage of Prozac.
00:42:37And I am allergic...
00:42:39to that.
00:42:40Oh, uh, anyway, so I...
00:42:43brought you some coffee.
00:42:45Regina.
00:42:46not just Gina think about it who else can get their hands on prescription pills and
00:42:56knows I'm allergic Danny great they're working together that's right we're gonna take those
00:43:09rats down Regina Lexi I mean we all heard about you it's a bit see overdose I am just so happy
00:43:24to see that you're what what the fuck is your problem Regina you drugged my coffee way to blame
00:43:31someone else for your addiction junkie yeah go to rehab and leave us alone bitch you said I drugged
00:43:37your coffee where's your proof I mean you're not gonna expect them to just buy into your lies right
00:43:43who says we don't have any proof we've got the footage right here got you on tape Regina are
00:43:53you talking about that little camera in your office I mean that didn't prove anything does
00:43:58it all I did was bring you coffee Regina we're talking about the camera in the office Regina
00:44:06we're not talking about the camera in the office we're talking about the dash cam on the car in
00:44:11the basement you know the one that you and Danny Diaz were talking in front of passing off drugs
00:44:16guards okay what is this get your hands off of Regina you're fired and keep in mind it's gonna
00:44:29be real difficult for you to find a job in the city yeah and if you ever touch me or Nick again
00:44:35I'm taking this to the police and you're going to jail I am going to ruin you I like to see you
00:44:47try Nick is my boyfriend now and he'll do anything to protect me gentlemen go ahead and take away
00:44:55miss white oh also her minions too okay boss looks like our job here is done what are you
00:45:12gonna do now I think I'm gonna go home with my girlfriend
00:45:16so you eat this every day huh mm-hmm that's nice hey all right you know what
00:45:32um I'll be back Nick Nick what's Nick what's going on it hurts oh shit I totally forgot um
00:45:56put I'm gonna grab you I'm gonna go be a tampon you see tampons I can't believe I'm about to do
00:46:07this come on Nick you got this come on just like I showed you got it I'm trying it's not working
00:46:13okay just breathe and relax okay
00:46:21oh I can't physically relax all right I'm shoving a tampon up my yeah you mean mine
00:46:27yeah warm milk and honey works like a charm for period cramps and hangovers it must be why
00:46:44I'm sorry you have to go through this it's fine you go through this every single month don't know
00:46:53how but I can bite the bullet this time all good Lexi would you want to say the night tonight
00:47:05how did this even happen I think the right question to ask is how did this happen to
00:47:23us well if it had to happen I'm glad it was with you
00:47:48I'm glad it was with you
00:47:53so early could be
00:48:01ruined my company Nick Rivers did you really think I'd let it go just like that
00:48:12oh
00:48:14fucking son of a
00:48:16Nick help
00:48:18Nick
00:48:20Nick help
00:48:22Nick
00:48:34are you crazy
00:48:36crazy that's my girlfriend
00:48:38you drugged her and now you're in my house
00:48:40you're going to attack her
00:48:42girlfriend what are you talking about
00:48:44she's talking about me asshole
00:48:56if I'm going down
00:48:58you're going down with me mark
00:49:00my words
00:49:02oh god
00:49:08what the hell just happened
00:49:10you just kicked your cheating ex in the groin
00:49:12that's what happened
00:49:14so how do you feel
00:49:16freaking awesome
00:49:22thanks for
00:49:24always being there for me
00:49:26for you
00:49:28anything
00:49:32anything
00:49:34anything
00:49:36anything
00:49:38anything
00:49:40anything
00:50:02if kissing didn't work the first time
00:50:04why is it working now
00:50:06I guess
00:50:08we meant it
00:50:10this time
00:50:12I think you should get some rest
00:50:14and I got to go to the office
00:50:16so
00:50:18I'm too tired
00:50:20I can't move
00:50:22okay
00:50:24I got you
00:50:28why didn't I
00:50:30get treated like this when I was in your body
00:50:32because I'm the smarter woman
00:50:34duh
00:50:38Nick
00:50:46Nick
00:50:50what happens to us
00:50:52I guess we got to figure that one out
00:50:54and go to bed
00:50:56okay
00:51:021, 2, 3
00:51:04money
00:51:06again
00:51:08alright last one
00:51:101, 2, 3
00:51:16what's this
00:51:18I thought you left
00:51:20this is a team building exercise you told us to do
00:51:22oh team bonding
00:51:24yeah
00:51:26games and beer
00:51:28in the office
00:51:30I'm disappointed in you man
00:51:32get back to work
00:51:34yes sir
00:51:36good times are over so soon
00:51:38I guess we can kiss friday margarita goodbye
00:51:46Nick
00:51:48what happens to us
00:51:50what happens to us
00:51:52I guess we got to figure that one out
00:51:58yeah
00:52:00come in
00:52:02oof
00:52:04this is not how I imagined our reunion Nick
00:52:06Ava
00:52:12I thought you were in Europe
00:52:14it's been like 5 years
00:52:16I know Nick
00:52:18but I came back
00:52:20for you
00:52:22for me
00:52:24what are you talking about
00:52:26don't do this dance with me Nick
00:52:28we grew up together
00:52:30I've always loved you
00:52:32we belong together
00:52:34and you know it
00:52:36okay
00:52:38I suppose
00:52:40no one's told you
00:52:42that my father arranged a marriage
00:52:44to Lexi Ember
00:52:46the heiress of Ember tech
00:52:50oh my god
00:52:52this place is really no fun without me
00:52:54hey miss Ember
00:52:56yeah I'm just here to bring Nick a late night snack
00:52:58yeah um he's actually in a meeting right now
00:53:00so I can take it to him
00:53:02okay cool yeah I'll just wait for him
00:53:04actually I think it's important that you stay here
00:53:06why are you being so weird
00:53:08Eddie it's fine
00:53:10who cares about Lexi Ember
00:53:12my family owns one of the largest
00:53:14trading companies in New York
00:53:16we've known each other our whole
00:53:18lives Nick
00:53:22anyone can see we're the perfect match
00:53:26sorry
00:53:34sorry
00:53:42um
00:53:48you're right
00:53:50we are perfect together
00:53:52on paper
00:53:54but I know what it's like
00:53:56to be with my perfect match
00:53:58and it's not you
00:54:00so
00:54:02if you'll excuse me
00:54:04wait
00:54:06Nick
00:54:12Eddie Lexi was here
00:54:14yes sir miss Ember just left
00:54:16I messed up man
00:54:18I messed up
00:54:20so
00:54:22Nick is with Lexi Ember
00:54:24oh I'm gonna end that bitch
00:54:26even if it's the last thing I do
00:54:38something wrong boss
00:54:40I've never done this before
00:54:42what do I do
00:54:44what do I say
00:54:46maybe you should just tell miss Ember how you feel
00:54:48if I don't know how I feel
00:54:50well you feel like rushing home to her with a cake
00:54:52you're right
00:54:54Eddie
00:54:56thank you
00:54:58remind me to give you a raise
00:55:00oh will do
00:55:02go get her
00:55:14Lexi
00:55:16I need to talk to you
00:55:18no
00:55:20um
00:55:22Lexi
00:55:24I think we should chat
00:55:26stupid
00:55:30hi Nick
00:55:32I've packed my stuff and
00:55:34I'll come back for it
00:55:36thank you for hosting me in your house
00:55:38and in your body
00:55:40shit
00:55:42where did you go Lexi
00:55:46Lexi
00:55:48where are you
00:55:50Mr. Rivers
00:55:52this is Samantha Lexi's friend
00:55:54can you come pick her up
00:55:58okay your boyfriend
00:56:00is on his way
00:56:02he's not my boyfriend
00:56:04this man is skipping work
00:56:06and driving across town to get you
00:56:08he is so your boyfriend
00:56:10he was in my body for a couple of days
00:56:12he's not my boyfriend
00:56:14okay girl
00:56:16too much information
00:56:18but all I'm saying is
00:56:20you are drinking tequila shots at 11 o'clock
00:56:22in the morning because of this man
00:56:24you like him
00:56:26I hate when you're right
00:56:28that's kind of my thing
00:56:30is there more tequila shots
00:56:32no more for you
00:56:34water please
00:56:38Lexi
00:56:40Lexi get up
00:56:44wait
00:56:46where am I
00:56:48you slept the entire afternoon
00:56:50did you really have to drink that much
00:56:54why do you care
00:56:56why do I care
00:56:58Lexi are you serious right now
00:57:02why do I care
00:57:04Lexi are you serious right now
00:57:08yes Nick
00:57:10I am serious
00:57:12I am serious
00:57:14two hours after we swapped
00:57:16you were kissing another woman
00:57:18yeah Nick
00:57:20I saw that when I was bringing you a homemade lunch
00:57:22that I made for you
00:57:24like a little stupid
00:57:26fucking girl
00:57:28okay it's
00:57:30it's not like that
00:57:32between me and Ava it's complicated
00:57:34Nick I heard everything that she said
00:57:36and you know what
00:57:38she's right
00:57:40you guys are perfect
00:57:42together
00:57:44you didn't even like me
00:57:46you thought I was a frigid
00:57:48heartless asshole
00:57:50so why do you care
00:57:52I don't
00:57:54I think that it's best if we go back to how we were before
00:57:56when we hated each other because things were a lot
00:57:58simpler okay
00:58:00please
00:58:04warm milk and honey
00:58:06works like a charm for period cramps
00:58:08and hangovers
00:58:16so do we have a deal
00:58:18give me the money my men will take care of the rest
00:58:22you won't have to worry about Lexi Amber
00:58:24ever again
00:58:26exactly what I wanted to hear
00:58:38come here
00:58:40let go of me
00:58:42your old friend said it's the little lady
00:58:44you're coming with us
00:58:56just like old times huh
00:58:58but except my dad's McAllen
00:59:00this wine is from Italy
00:59:02this really is not the time
00:59:04what do you mean
00:59:06it's the perfect time
00:59:08especially now that that Lexi Amber is out of the picture
00:59:10wait what do you mean
00:59:12out of the picture
00:59:16who are you
00:59:18and what do you want
00:59:20it's not about what we want sweetheart
00:59:22and they want us
00:59:24to teach you not to play with others toy
00:59:26at the playground
00:59:28get away from me
00:59:30I didn't steal anything
00:59:32get away from me
00:59:34I'm a man stealer
00:59:36and a liar
00:59:38aren't you quite the handful
00:59:40plus you broke my nose
00:59:42didn't you
00:59:44do you remember
00:59:46don't you think you should make it up to me
00:59:48wait wait wait
00:59:50a million
00:59:54you guys know my relationship with Nick Rivers
00:59:56if you let me call him
00:59:58he can bring me a million dollars
01:00:00you guys will have the money I promise
01:00:02I promise
01:00:08Nick just look at you
01:00:10you get so jumpy whenever someone
01:00:12even mentions her name
01:00:14you need to relax
01:00:20Lexi where are you
01:00:22please come get me please
01:00:24Lexi what's going on are you okay
01:00:26Mr. Rivers we have your woman
01:00:28bring us a million dollars
01:00:30or you'll never see her again
01:00:34bring us a million dollars
01:00:36or you'll never see her again
01:00:38of course
01:00:40anything you want just tell me where she is
01:00:42I'm sending you the address
01:00:44come within 30 minutes
01:00:46or don't bother coming at all
01:00:48hello
01:00:50hello
01:00:52fuck
01:00:54fuck
01:00:57you're a numbness aren't you
01:00:59I don't know what you're talking about
01:01:01don't play fucking games with me
01:01:03a man just called and said he wants a million dollars
01:01:05or he's gonna kill Lexi
01:01:07I swear to god
01:01:09Ava if anything happens to her
01:01:11I'm coming for you
01:01:21Danny
01:01:23what the fuck
01:01:26Nick and they're asking for ransom
01:01:28this wasn't part of the plan
01:01:34oh it's been 25 minutes
01:01:36looks like your boyfriend isn't coming is he
01:01:38then what are we waiting for
01:01:40this bitch is a piece
01:01:42and I'm starving
01:01:44don't touch me
01:01:46and I'm starving
01:01:48don't touch me
01:01:50Nick
01:01:52hey let her go
01:01:54show us the money
01:02:00good
01:02:02now close it and hand it over
01:02:05slowly
01:02:07one step at a time
01:02:21hey
01:02:23you okay you're not hurt
01:02:25I thought that you were mad at me
01:02:27that you weren't coming for me
01:02:29mad
01:02:31that is the craziest thing
01:02:33I've ever heard anyone say
01:02:35I can never stay mad at you
01:02:37Lexi you know that
01:02:39hold on
01:02:41hey
01:02:43who hired you
01:02:45it was Diaz
01:02:47he said he'd pay us 50k to teach Lexi Amber a lesson
01:02:49that's all I know
01:02:51Danny Diaz
01:02:53okay
01:02:55here's what you're gonna do
01:02:57you're gonna go to Diaz
01:02:59and you're gonna
01:03:01how did you say teach him a lesson
01:03:03okay
01:03:05here's what you're gonna do
01:03:07you're gonna go to Diaz
01:03:09and you're gonna teach him a lesson
01:03:11in return I won't break your nose
01:03:13and send you to jail
01:03:15alright
01:03:17alright now get your buddy
01:03:19get the fuck out of here
01:03:25did he hit me with a briefcase
01:03:27who does that
01:03:29hey come here
01:03:33it's okay
01:03:35I got you I'm not gonna let anyone
01:03:37hurt you I promise
01:03:41oh my god you're hurt
01:03:43yeah I'm gonna get you home
01:03:45and we're gonna take care of this
01:03:47no no
01:03:49let me be
01:03:51heroic for once
01:03:59gentlemen
01:04:01did you take care of that Amber bitch or what
01:04:03give me the good news
01:04:05what's going on
01:04:07what the fuck I paid you what the fuck
01:04:09next time you think about fucking with Nick
01:04:11Rivers woman you think back on this day
01:04:13what the fuck
01:04:17no
01:04:19no no no
01:04:21not my pretty face
01:04:31alright you are all set
01:04:33Miss Amber
01:04:37thank you
01:04:39Mr. Rivers
01:04:41ah Lexi
01:04:44about me and Ava
01:04:49about me and Ava
01:04:51there's never been anything
01:04:53between me and her
01:04:55to be honest I've
01:04:57never fallen for anyone
01:04:59before
01:05:01that is until
01:05:03I
01:05:05met you
01:05:07Nick
01:05:09you fell in love with me
01:05:11despite all the
01:05:13crazy chaotic body
01:05:15swapping stuff
01:05:17I think I have
01:05:19please
01:05:21stay
01:05:25okay
01:05:27okay I'll stay
01:05:37Nick
01:05:39Nick
01:05:41what if we swap back again
01:05:43we can't do it
01:05:45Nick
01:05:47what if we swap back again
01:05:49we can't do it
01:05:53yeah
01:05:55you're right
01:05:57shouldn't risk it
01:06:01it's getting late
01:06:03we should probably get some rest
01:06:05okay
01:06:09bye
01:06:21this isn't working
01:06:25this is not working
01:06:31what do you mean
01:06:33Nick took her home
01:06:35stupid idiot
01:06:39sigh
01:06:41alright Lexi
01:06:43Amber you leave me no choice
01:06:45it's war between you and me
01:06:53Nick
01:06:57thank god you're here I have an idea
01:06:59great can I finish
01:07:01my coffee first
01:07:03okay sure but hurry because
01:07:05we have an appointment in 30 minutes
01:07:07to the psychic
01:07:09what now
01:07:11the psychic
01:07:19I don't think
01:07:21some hippie wannabe witch
01:07:23is gonna solve our problem
01:07:25Nick she is the best in LA
01:07:27actually the best
01:07:29of the United States of America
01:07:31music
01:07:35yes yes yes Mr. Whisper I am so sorry
01:07:37my friend he doesn't know what he's talking about
01:07:39he's not your friend is he darling
01:07:41no you like him way more than you will admit
01:07:43hey I like this lady
01:07:45and you
01:07:47me
01:07:49you like her too much to say now
01:07:51even if it means coming to some
01:07:53hippie dippy
01:07:55wannabe witch
01:07:57in your face
01:07:59so
01:08:01you guys come seeking answers to the body swapping
01:08:03situation is that right
01:08:07don't worry darling a kiss doesn't
01:08:09mean anything of the body swapping
01:08:11unless it's on a full moon's night
01:08:15don't worry darling
01:08:17a kiss doesn't mean anything
01:08:19of the body swapping unless it's on a
01:08:21full moon's night
01:08:23okay so what you're saying is we can
01:08:25kiss as long as there's not a full moon
01:08:27wait
01:08:29why would this just happen
01:08:31randomly nothing happens
01:08:33randomly darling you see
01:08:35you two are here because
01:08:37you're gonna have to face these obstacles
01:08:39of love and show how much
01:08:41you love one another
01:08:45but remember
01:08:47just because you guys are back in your
01:08:49bodies doesn't mean your journey
01:08:51ends here you're gonna go through
01:08:53obstacles and hold up
01:08:55the cards are telling me
01:08:57you're gonna have to face them
01:08:59oh
01:09:01together
01:09:03alright that'll be $10,000
01:09:05for today's session wait what
01:09:07I take Venmo, Cash App, Paypal what will you be charging
01:09:09oh we have his card
01:09:11good thing she took cards
01:09:13yeah well
01:09:15at least we got our questions answered
01:09:17and I don't have to be scared anymore
01:09:19are you okay
01:09:21yep
01:09:23I just realized
01:09:25we've never been on a real date
01:09:27so
01:09:29what do you say
01:09:31shall we
01:09:33okay
01:09:35yeah sure
01:09:37let's go
01:09:39let's go this way
01:09:41no I wanna go this way
01:09:45well done Cupid
01:09:47well done Cupid
01:09:49well done
01:09:55one more step one more
01:09:57okay
01:09:59keep going
01:10:01I'm so scared
01:10:03stop
01:10:05okay
01:10:11I had this dress hand tailored
01:10:13for you by
01:10:15yours truly
01:10:17it is a pleasure to meet you
01:10:19oh my god I'm Julian
01:10:21it's a pleasure
01:10:23I'm a big fan and that is the most
01:10:25stunning dress that I've ever seen
01:10:27this is just a sample dress
01:10:29made with rayon
01:10:31see these shiny little things
01:10:33those are just cheap crystals
01:10:35after I take your measurements today
01:10:37I will remake this dress with silk
01:10:39and then I will hand sew the diamonds on it
01:10:41I know that your parents
01:10:43planned a birthday party this Saturday
01:10:45so I wanted to get you a dress
01:10:47for this special day
01:10:49I can't it's too much
01:10:51nothing is too much for the woman
01:10:53that stole Nick River's heart
01:10:55yeah yeah
01:10:57put it that way
01:10:59fitting room
01:11:01I gotta take this I'll be right back
01:11:05isn't this Lexi Umber
01:11:07Eva Harris
01:11:13Eva Harris
01:11:15I'm sorry miss
01:11:17but this store is only open
01:11:19to my VIP guests today
01:11:23this is your VIP
01:11:27do you know who I am
01:11:29I'm a Harris
01:11:31my family owns half the malls in New York
01:11:33well too bad this is LA
01:11:35this is the river's mom
01:11:37so shoo
01:11:39such a pity
01:11:41this used to be such a decent neighborhood
01:11:43all the shops were members only
01:11:45so you wouldn't run into a disgusting man stealing whore
01:11:47I didn't steal Nick
01:11:49he chose me
01:11:51I understand you wouldn't know about that
01:11:53because you're a sour bitch
01:11:55you take that back
01:11:59Eva
01:12:01if you touch her again
01:12:03you'll regret it for the rest of your life
01:12:05how dare you threaten me Nick over some random
01:12:07bimbo
01:12:09random bimbo
01:12:11Lexi is my girlfriend
01:12:13and if you came here to pick on her I suggest you get the hell out
01:12:15who says I'm here to pick on her
01:12:17I'm here to buy a dress
01:12:19and I think I like
01:12:21that one
01:12:25of course
01:12:27I'm here to buy a dress
01:12:29and I think I like
01:12:31that one
01:12:33miss this dress is customized
01:12:35for miss Ember
01:12:37it is not for sale
01:12:39oh come on everything has a price
01:12:41what's it going to take
01:12:43$5,000
01:12:45miss
01:12:47I already told you no
01:12:53$5,000
01:12:55oh my god Eva
01:12:57this dress is 100% silk
01:12:59and it comes in plenty with real diamonds
01:13:01by miss Juliana Rossi herself
01:13:03well of course I can plainly see that it is handmade
01:13:05with silk and diamonds $10,000
01:13:07listen
01:13:09Eva if you can't afford it
01:13:11it's totally cool
01:13:13you're not poor
01:13:15but just know that I wouldn't have tried it on
01:13:17$20,000
01:13:21final offer
01:13:23what's wrong Lexi
01:13:25didn't see that coming did you
01:13:27I'll pay you $20,000
01:13:29for this dress
01:13:31go on
01:13:33wrap it up
01:13:35now
01:13:37I'm sorry miss Ember
01:13:39but I can't say no to this offer
01:13:41it's okay
01:13:43do you see that Lexi
01:13:45money rules this world
01:13:47why don't you just crawl back
01:13:49to your little tech company
01:13:51and stay off my turf
01:13:57I wonder when she's going to come
01:13:59I don't know
01:14:01I don't know
01:14:03I don't know
01:14:05I don't know
01:14:07I don't know
01:14:09I don't know
01:14:11I wonder when she'll find out
01:14:13that that dress only cost
01:14:15$100
01:14:19but um
01:14:21miss Juliana Rossi nonetheless
01:14:23that dress is absolutely gorgeous
01:14:25the detailing was spot on
01:14:27I'm really sorry that she had to take it
01:14:29oh Lexi don't even worry about it
01:14:31I will make you another dress
01:14:33just as stunning for your birthday party
01:14:35I mean after all
01:14:37you just paid me $19,900
01:14:39for it
01:14:41yes I did
01:14:43alright
01:14:45come on
01:14:47I have another surprise for you at home
01:14:49Nick Rivers
01:14:51are you trying to spoil me
01:14:53that's right miss Ember
01:14:55okay
01:14:59just be patient
01:15:01okay okay okay
01:15:05Nick
01:15:07what is this
01:15:09it's a late night snack date
01:15:11voila
01:15:13Nick I can't eat all this on my own
01:15:15you don't eat snacks
01:15:17well who said you're going to eat it by yourself
01:15:19no snacks
01:15:21no sweets
01:15:23fried food
01:15:25your 168 diet
01:15:27fuck it
01:15:31I finally got through to you
01:15:33you're fun now
01:15:35cheers
01:15:45you did it Nick
01:15:47you gave me the perfect date
01:15:51well I guess my work here is done
01:15:55I know of
01:15:57a good way
01:15:59that we could end today
01:16:05well
01:16:13wait
01:16:15I don't want to risk it
01:16:19Nick
01:16:21I'm willing to risk it
01:16:23I want this
01:16:25I want you
01:16:31okay
01:16:35okay
01:16:55Nick
01:16:57do you believe what the soul whisperer said
01:16:59that this is our destiny
01:17:01hmm
01:17:03last week Nick
01:17:05would have said it's a load of crap
01:17:07but
01:17:09now yeah
01:17:11I think I do
01:17:13what about the obstacle she warned us about
01:17:15we swapped bodies
01:17:17for 60 hours and survived that
01:17:21whatever is waiting for us out there
01:17:23I think we can manage
01:17:25together
01:17:27you really mean that
01:17:29you mean every single word
01:17:39hi
01:17:41you invited my dad
01:17:43yes
01:17:45beautiful
01:17:47so do you
01:17:49thank you
01:17:51how does it feel to be
01:17:53a week from turning
01:17:5528
01:17:57and that was
01:17:59our favorite future son-in-law
01:18:01you know
01:18:03Marshall and I thought that you were doing a bit
01:18:05to jett us up about
01:18:07the engagement
01:18:09but
01:18:11I mean look at you two now
01:18:13you're just perfect together
01:18:15happy birthday Lixi
01:18:17thank you I'm very happy you're here
01:18:19so is Nick
01:18:21who's ready to celebrate
01:18:23me
01:18:25up and go
01:18:27wow
01:18:29mom this is a really nice bottle of wine
01:18:31oh it was a birthday gift
01:18:33that was sent to the house honey
01:18:35oh
01:18:37from who
01:18:43wow mom this is a really nice bottle of wine
01:18:45oh it was a birthday gift
01:18:47that was sent to the house honey
01:18:49oh
01:18:51from
01:18:54It's like a $5,000 one I'm I don't I don't remember a toast
01:19:00to
01:19:01Lexi her baby girl and Nick her perfect match
01:19:17Let's see what's wrong
01:19:23Sweet
01:19:54It'll take them some time to recover miss Ember, but your parents are going to be okay
01:20:02Thank you doctor. Oh
01:20:08One more thing miss Ember
01:20:10We found a concerning amount of benzos in their blood which very likely cause their unconsciousness
01:20:16I'd be extra careful with anxiety meds in the future
01:20:21Okay, thank you
01:20:23Hey
01:20:31Hey girl
01:20:35How you holding that
01:20:38I'm fine. Um, I
01:20:44Think that somebody took my parents wine
01:20:48Okay, I thought about this and
01:20:51The wine was sent anonymously and with the bottle thrown away we have no proof but
01:20:56Your bestie bribed the restaurant manager into showing her the street surveillance footage and guess who was caught on tape right when it happened
01:21:06Guess who was caught on tape right when it happened Ava Harris
01:21:13Is that my name I hear how flattering Lexi that I seem to be on your mind all the time
01:21:21Stay the fuck away from my parents. Wow
01:21:25Lexi relax. I just came to pay them a visit
01:21:28I mean, it was so sweet of them to invite me to your birthday party. No one invited you anywhere Ava
01:21:33I know that you drugged the wine. How could you accuse me of something like that?
01:21:38It's not my fault if they die from their addiction
01:21:41You can come at me all you want, but you fuck with my family and I will make your life a living hell
01:21:47I
01:22:02Really wouldn't have done that if I were you actually did you get that?
01:22:05Aris Lexi Ember attacks Ava Harris who was visiting her family in the hospital
01:22:11With a headline like that and your folks condition Ember tech stocks will plummet and you can kiss your family's company. Goodbye
01:22:18Lucky for you. I'm willing to be the bigger man here. I'm not gonna post that video if
01:22:25You get down on your knees and beg me and I mean really beg you
01:22:29Oh, but what's more important here your stupid ego or your family's company that they've worked so hard to build
01:22:36What do I do? I can't let her take mom and dad's company while they're lying in hospital beds
01:22:43You know what?
01:22:45Let's give her a hand. Shall we?
01:22:49Get the fuck out of my face
01:22:52You know what, let's give her a hand shall we
01:22:58Get the fuck off of me. All you have to do is beg Lexi
01:23:05Take your hands off of her bitch
01:23:09In a hospital Ava for God's sake what the fuck is wrong with you you're taking her side
01:23:15She attacked me and blamed me for her family's drug abuse. Yeah, I believe Lexi. She's innocent
01:23:22Well, then
01:23:24Tune into the evening news and watch while I ruin your precious girlfriend and her family's company
01:23:34Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine, but Nick we need to hurry
01:23:36Okay, the evening news is gonna be on in three hours and I need your help
01:23:40Okay
01:23:43I
01:23:46Was really surprised to get your call Nick. I just wanted to catch up a little for old times sake
01:23:52Does your little girlfriend know about this?
01:23:55Who cares? She's in the hospital. Plus I'm only with her for the money
01:24:01Now that her company is sinking. She's gonna break up with him. Bye for cheap. Really?
01:24:08You're leaving her
01:24:10Let's just say
01:24:12I've got someone else on my mind
01:24:21Really Nick if you liked me you should have just said so
01:24:27You don't know all of the trouble I went through just to get you
01:24:31Really?
01:24:34What did you do Ava I
01:24:37I
01:24:40Told that bitch to back off, but she didn't listen. So I laced the wine with benzos and had it sent to her parents. I
01:24:51Signed the card from Lexi's secret admirer
01:24:57They probably thought it was you bunch of idiots so you did drink the wine
01:25:04Yeah
01:25:06Yeah, I did. I just wanted to teach her a lesson, you know, tell her to stay away from my man
01:25:14Listen, I
01:25:16Have an idea
01:25:17What if we save the video for Lexi's birthday party?
01:25:22You put it up on the big screen and I broke up with her in front of everyone
01:25:29She'd be so
01:25:33I didn't know you could play dirty like this Nick Rivers
01:25:37All right
01:25:38Getting late and Lexi could come back at any time
01:25:43Yeah, oh
01:25:45And remember
01:25:47No showing that video until Lexi's birthday party. Of course. I'll keep it a surprise
01:26:03And you should wear that dress to the party that would drive Lexi through the roof
01:26:15Soon you'll be mine. Good night. Good night
01:26:27Did you get it I think we got it
01:26:30So you did drink the wine
01:26:40I'm sorry, you had to hear this
01:26:44And I'm sorry that you and your parents got dragged into this mess I can't believe
01:26:48Ava would do this Nick. It's not your fault. Okay, we're in this together. I got the proof that I needed for you
01:26:57Anything at my birthday party on Saturday Eva Harris is going down
01:27:10Doctor yeah, this is him
01:27:14Yeah, yeah, I'll be over as soon as I can
01:27:19My dad he's in the OR they're going into emergency surgery
01:27:27Yeah
01:27:39Nick hello, you've been here eight hours and 23 minutes
01:27:47Been waiting for you to wake up
01:27:50I
01:27:52Listen Nicholas, I am sorry
01:27:59You lost your mother and I I
01:28:03Just don't know how to love you the way she did
01:28:07But I do love you and I'm proud of the bed you become
01:28:17Thanks dad
01:28:20You're not mom, but you're a pretty good pop
01:28:27Before we get all gushy and teary I could ask you a favor
01:28:34Can I have mom's engagement ring
01:28:37Oh
01:28:47The doctor says you can go home soon
01:28:50How do you feel for the 10th time? We're fine. Don't worry. Who's John F. Kennedy?
01:29:01Morning mr. And mrs. Ember, do you mind if I steal that seaway for a moment?
01:29:06What's the Grand Canyon?
01:29:08Not at all. Your kids have fun
01:29:14Love you
01:29:21I'm sure that the surprise is great. But I also have to prepare for my parents discharge at the office. Okay, just let me give you
01:29:29the surprise
01:29:32You
01:29:34Your mom texted me and said that you needed a break from taking care of them and the company so I
01:29:43rented this entire place
01:29:45After all this is where it all started you and I
01:29:51Thank you Nick I needed this
01:29:55May I have the honor
01:30:01I
01:30:08Remember when I said that you're a grumpy frigid old man. Yeah, I take that back
01:30:15Remember when I said you were a spoiled princess. Mm-hmm. I take it back, too
01:30:22We make a pretty good team, yeah, we make the best team like Samba
01:30:32You
01:30:40What a party everybody who's anybody is here
01:30:45Like the ember the heiress of the biggest tech company in LA it isn't just that have you heard
01:30:52She's now with Nick Rivers. Shut up Nick Rivers the super hot billionaire CEO
01:31:01I
01:31:06Heard she's gonna be named CEO for a family's business next week. Just look at her dress and isn't she Nick's childhood sweetheart?
01:31:14Guess Lexi has some competition. Oh
01:31:19My gosh, she looks so amazing. I've never seen such a beautiful dress
01:31:25Glad to see you here Ava
01:31:28Guessing it was a part of your plan to get a $200,000 dress and steal my thunder, huh?
01:31:32I'm really sorry. I didn't work out. It's just a stupid dress
01:31:35What are you being so smug about?
01:31:45What the fuck
01:31:48What the fuck Nick I'm playing the part you want to surprise her at the end, right
01:31:56I'm sorry. Oh my hair must have slipped. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, there's uh, there's plenty of wine for you to spill
01:32:04Yourself. So, um, also you don't need to worry about anything being drugged or anything
01:32:11Enjoy it while you can Lexi
01:32:13Just wait until Nick dumps you and ruins your reputation in front of all these people
01:32:21Everyone I just want to thank you for coming out to my 28th birthday party
01:32:25I'm surprised that I made it this far and ladies and gentlemen, I would like to invite a very special guest up on stage
01:32:32Ava Harris my old friend
01:32:35heiress of the Harris family
01:32:38Ava and I have a special surprise for the birthday girl. What do you say Ava should we show them?
01:32:45No time like the present Nick. All right, put it on boys
01:32:49This is the end of you bitch. What did you do?
01:32:52I told that bitch to back off
01:32:54But she didn't listen
01:32:56So I laced the wine with Benzo's and had it sent to her pair
01:33:00Bunch of idiots
01:33:03You all heard it loud and clear ladies and gentlemen
01:33:06Miss Ava Harris has sent a poisoned bottle of wine to my parents in order to hurt me and my family
01:33:13No, no, it wasn't me. You're lying Nick
01:33:16You set me up with this fucking bitch, didn't you?
01:33:18What?
01:33:19You're lying
01:33:21You're lying
01:33:23You're lying
01:33:25You're lying
01:33:27You're lying
01:33:29You're lying
01:33:32Watch your mouth Ava. That's my girlfriend you're talking about
01:33:48Oh my god
01:33:51Are you all idiots?
01:33:53Someone get me a towel or something
01:33:55Oh no, you guys don't have to worry about getting her anything
01:33:57Actually Miss Harris was just headed out so
01:34:00I'm gonna kill you Lexi Ember
01:34:03Miss Ava Harris, you're under arrest
01:34:06For the malicious injury of Marshall Ember, Paula Ember and John Rivers
01:34:11Oh no, that's not me. That's not me. He has the wrong person
01:34:14I'll take you from here Miss Ember
01:34:16I don't want to go to jail
01:34:18Well maybe you should have thought about that before hurting my parents
01:34:20Oh also, I forgot to mention that dress is actually like a hundred dollars or something like that
01:34:26What?
01:34:28Ew, oh my god
01:34:31You have to let me change
01:34:33It ain't got champagne power? That was quite the surprise
01:34:36Well, we were hoping to top that
01:34:44And this is the stamp I use as CEO of Ember Tech Corporation
01:34:51And as our gift to you on your 28th birthday
01:34:57We'd like you to have this
01:34:59Oh my god
01:35:01Are you guys naming me CEO?
01:35:03Your father and I could use a little break
01:35:05And the days that we were in the hospital proved that you're ready honey
01:35:09And when it gets to be a little too much
01:35:13We know you'll always have the best help
01:35:16At your service, my lady
01:35:19This is the best surprise ever
01:35:22I wouldn't be so sure about that darling
01:35:25Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention one last time
01:35:29I have a final surprise tonight for the birthday girl
01:35:34I never thought that I would fall in love
01:35:38That is until I met a spoiled heiress with an attitude problem
01:35:44But I was wrong
01:35:47About love, and about her
01:35:53And now I see, Maxi
01:35:56You are so beautiful
01:36:00And kind, and caring
01:36:03You can make me laugh in a million different ways
01:36:09And once I said that I would rather die than marry you
01:36:14But now I know that I couldn't live without you
01:36:20So, I have a question for you
01:36:24Lexi Ember
01:36:31Will you marry me?
01:36:36Yes
01:36:38Of course I'll marry you, of course
01:36:42It's a fairytale come true
01:36:47Mission accomplished
01:36:56Oh, this is the best surprise ever
01:36:59For you, anything
01:37:04Wait, shouldn't we check the full moon or something?
01:37:09Just shut up and kiss me
01:37:21Are you ready?
01:37:23Ready
01:37:25One, two, three
01:37:31That's a girl?
01:37:32Yes, it's a girl
01:37:35Okay, come on, cakes and champagne in the kitchen for everyone
01:37:45Hey, Samantha
01:37:47I was thinking maybe we could grab a drink sometime
01:37:49I'm going to stop you right there
01:37:51You work for my best friend's husband
01:37:53We're just friends, I'm never going to date you
01:38:02Alright
01:38:06Alright
01:38:08Get to work