I Swapped Bodies with My Nemesis - Uncut Full Movie
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00:00:00Miss Ember? This way please.
00:00:05Nope, not today.
00:00:10Come on sweetie, let's just talk.
00:00:12What is there to talk about?
00:00:20I'm not marrying Nick Rivers. He's a frigid, pretentious asshole.
00:00:24Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember.
00:00:29I don't think so father.
00:00:31Well our family's tech company is blooming.
00:00:34She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read.
00:00:38All he does is read. At June's party he literally sat there and read a book while we played beer pong.
00:00:42She got so drunk playing beer pong that she lit the carpet on fire.
00:00:46Just give her a chance Nick.
00:00:48At least give him a chance. We've made a reservation for brunch for you.
00:00:52Mom, excuse him, but am I not speaking English?
00:00:56I'm going to say this one last time.
00:00:59Like I said, I'd rather die than marry Lexi Ember.
00:01:11Challenge accepted.
00:01:19At least she looks good in that dress.
00:01:25Thanks for joining, Lexi. 19 minutes late.
00:01:28A girly doesn't just wake up like this, you know.
00:01:31At least he looks good in that suit.
00:01:33Yeah, you're supposed to let the wine breathe.
00:01:36And don't gulp it.
00:01:39Sip. Jesus Christ.
00:01:42Don't mansplain me on how to drink wine where I love Nick.
00:01:44I'm going to need something a lot stronger if I'm going to be stuck here with you.
00:01:47Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
00:01:48Can I have a repeat please?
00:01:53Wait, that's your go-to drink too?
00:01:55Yeah, ever since I finished reading The Great Gatsby.
00:02:00You've read F. Scott Fitzgerald?
00:02:03Yeah, I read Esch Scooter.
00:02:05F. Scott Fitzgerald.
00:02:08What?
00:02:10Okay, I'll be right back.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:22Lexi?
00:02:24Lexi?
00:02:28That was you?
00:02:29What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
00:02:33Who's your new man toy?
00:02:40Really, Lexi?
00:02:42You're out and about with a new dude after you left me last month out of nowhere?
00:02:48I caught you in bed with your secretary.
00:02:51Oh, God.
00:02:55You're a cheating asshole.
00:02:58Oh, it's not my fault. You don't like to give it up.
00:03:02A man has knees, Lexi.
00:03:05Oh, but I'm saving myself for marriage. What, are you born in the fucking 1900s? You're a fucking prude.
00:03:09At least I'm not a cheating asshole.
00:03:14With no heart.
00:03:18Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?
00:03:20Do you know who I am?
00:03:22You're fucking worthless without me. You are nothing, Lexi. Nothing without me. You know that?
00:03:26Do you know that, Lexi? Huh?
00:03:28Hey!
00:03:29You don't ever put your hands on her, do you hear me?
00:03:34You stay the fuck away from her.
00:03:38Or I'll break your arm.
00:03:41You hear me?
00:03:43Let me go.
00:03:52We should do this again soon.
00:03:56I'll see you later, Lexi.
00:04:11Lexi?
00:04:12That's the man that you were dating less than a month ago?
00:04:15I'm still working on it. I'm trying to move past my mistakes. Right, Nick?
00:04:20You're still the same naive, reckless, spoiled princess who doesn't know how to be alone in this world.
00:04:28You know what? Fine! Think what you want, okay?
00:04:31At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you.
00:04:34I can't believe my father wanted me to marry someone like you.
00:04:37You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:04:39And I didn't read The Great Gatsby. I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:04:52Fuck me.
00:04:58Lexi? Lexi, wait!
00:05:00Lexi!
00:05:01Shh!
00:05:32Ow.
00:05:46What the hell?
00:05:47What the hell is happening to my voice?
00:05:50Hello?
00:05:53Oh my God.
00:06:03This can't be happening.
00:06:04Oh my God, this is impossible.
00:06:05This can't be happening.
00:06:06I swat bodies with Nick.
00:06:09No!
00:06:13Wait, that's my voice.
00:06:23What are you doing with my body? Give it back!
00:06:26Lexi, don't panic!
00:06:27Don't panic? This is literally the best time to panic. You have my friggin' body!
00:06:31Calm down!
00:06:32No!
00:06:34We'll figure out a way to swap back.
00:06:36How?
00:06:37How?
00:06:38How?
00:06:43Three.
00:06:47Two.
00:06:48Get out of my body!
00:06:51One.
00:06:55Ah!
00:07:08You know, there's one thing that we haven't tried.
00:07:11What's that?
00:07:14Kissing?
00:07:25Yeah, no, you're not. Nice try.
00:07:28Okay, Lexi, first of all, if I kissed you, it would basically be like me kissing myself, which is super weird.
00:07:35Second of all, aren't, in those chick movies, don't they like, I don't know, there's like a magical kiss or whatever?
00:07:40Yeah, well, if you actually watched the girly movies, you'd know that the magic only works if they're in love.
00:07:45You know, fine. Stay in my body.
00:07:47Fine.
00:07:48But there is something that I should probably prepare you for, especially in the morning.
00:07:54In the morning.
00:07:58Ew! Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:08:02You can kiss.
00:08:05None of that. No tongue. None.
00:08:07Lexi, do you think that I want to French kiss myself?
00:08:11No.
00:08:12Be serious.
00:08:26It's not working.
00:08:28Oh my God, I'm going to be stuck in your body forever.
00:08:32Daddy would know what to do. I need Daddy.
00:08:34Lexi, no, no, we can't tell anyone, okay?
00:08:40They will think we're crazy.
00:08:50We just have to work together, okay?
00:08:53We'll figure this out.
00:08:55Okay?
00:08:58Oh!
00:09:00Mommy, Daddy.
00:09:03Okay, I'm fine.
00:09:05I'm fine. Get off.
00:09:13Um, Mommy, Daddy?
00:09:17The restaurant call said you were passed out on the street.
00:09:21Passed out? We got hit by a car.
00:09:23What are you talking about, Nick? There was no car.
00:09:27Marshall, I think you're missing the big picture here.
00:09:30They were kissing.
00:09:34What did I tell you, sweetie?
00:09:38Nick isn't a pretentious prude.
00:09:42Yeah, you know what? No.
00:09:45Nick is just the most gentlemanly, handsome, amazing, all-around, outstanding guy ever.
00:09:53I was a big, big idiot.
00:09:57I'm in your body now, Nick. You want to dance?
00:10:01Let's dance.
00:10:04No, no, no, no.
00:10:08I was the huge idiot.
00:10:12Because Lexi is the total package.
00:10:16So pretty, smart, God, so sexy.
00:10:20I've seen her booty.
00:10:26Sexy booty. Seriously?
00:10:29You brought this on yourself.
00:10:32You know what?
00:10:34We have an announcement to make.
00:10:40We are moving in together.
00:10:46Look what you made me do.
00:10:49I love him so much.
00:11:01Do you have to have so much stuff?
00:11:03Hey, I didn't want to come here. It was your idea to move.
00:11:05If we don't live together, people are going to figure us out, all right?
00:11:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:20Hey, hey, hold it right there, cowboy.
00:11:22What do you think you're doing? You're going to see everything.
00:11:24Oh, my God. I'm not going to look, all right?
00:11:26Okay, that's not the point.
00:11:28You're going to touch everything.
00:11:30Okay, yeah.
00:11:32Would you rather you look like this when I'm going out?
00:11:38Oh, it's not good.
00:11:40Good point.
00:11:42How about this? How about this?
00:11:44I bathe you.
00:11:48Yeah, that's not happening. Sorry.
00:11:50Okay, yeah. How about this? Stay there.
00:11:52One sec. I got an idea.
00:11:58Lexi, don't fuck up my shit.
00:12:01Aha!
00:12:07Take it.
00:12:15That'll go.
00:12:17No peeking.
00:12:19Let me know if you have any questions.
00:12:21Ow!
00:12:23Genius, Lexi.
00:12:25There's got to be a better way.
00:12:28Eight suitcases of clothes, and not one pair of underwear.
00:12:41Nick, I don't know. There's something wrong with your...
00:12:49No, I'm not wearing this.
00:12:51No, this is torture.
00:12:53Yeah, this...
00:12:55This isn't going to work.
00:12:57Nick, I don't know. There's something wrong with your...
00:12:59Lexi, it's...
00:13:01What are you doing with my phone, you perv?
00:13:03Give me that back.
00:13:05No, give me it back right now.
00:13:07I told you it's not what it looks like.
00:13:09Give me it back.
00:13:11Lexi, hey.
00:13:13Look at me, okay?
00:13:15We already discussed we're not going to touch anything.
00:13:17We're not going to look down. We're only going to look up.
00:13:19We're not going to look down.
00:13:21And we're definitely not going to...
00:13:23I have a penis.
00:13:25I have a penis.
00:13:27Oh my god.
00:13:29Freak out.
00:13:31Okay.
00:13:33That's gross.
00:13:35Disgusting.
00:13:37I saw everything.
00:13:39Hey, I have you know plenty of women would love to be in my body.
00:13:41Okay?
00:13:45There's not even dressing on this.
00:13:47I'm not going to eat this.
00:13:49I'm not going to eat this.
00:13:51Do you have pet cows?
00:13:53Because this is their breakfast.
00:13:55That is my 1-6-8 diet.
00:13:57No fried foods, no snacks, no sweets.
00:13:59No fucking fights.
00:14:01So, you're meeting with a board member today.
00:14:03You need to read all this.
00:14:05Oh, no. What the hell?
00:14:07There's no way I'm going to memorize.
00:14:09This is way too hard, Nick.
00:14:11And we have that meeting today with Mr. Jenkins.
00:14:13What are we going to do?
00:14:15Shit.
00:14:17That's my assistant, Eddie.
00:14:19I'll take care of your meeting, okay?
00:14:21You need to meet with my board member.
00:14:23And if he asks you any questions, just say that we're assessing our positions
00:14:25and we're reinforcing our strategies.
00:14:27Assessing?
00:14:29Yeah, okay.
00:14:31And you, be funny.
00:14:33Yeah, tell some jokes.
00:14:35Go, please.
00:14:37Yeah, we're screwed.
00:14:39Screwed.
00:14:43Jesus, how do men
00:14:45greet each other?
00:14:47Think, Lexi, think.
00:14:51Hi.
00:14:53Morning, boss.
00:14:55Yo, how's it hanging?
00:14:57Eddie, my man.
00:14:59Hey.
00:15:01Sorry.
00:15:03Is everything okay?
00:15:05Sure. I'm great.
00:15:07How are you? I'm great.
00:15:09I like this. Friendlier. Warmer.
00:15:11Yeah? It might work.
00:15:13You want me to go home and do some business?
00:15:15Yeah, great.
00:15:17Boss shit.
00:15:19Alright, boss shit.
00:15:21Looking sharp.
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:25What's that?
00:15:31Hey, there you are.
00:15:33Okay, love the new style.
00:15:35Very professional.
00:15:37Samantha, right? You're Lexi's...
00:15:39I mean, my assistant.
00:15:41You know yourself. First besties, then business.
00:15:43Right, I'll choose business.
00:15:45Do you know where Mr. Jenkins is?
00:15:47I wish I could say no. That perv creeps me out.
00:15:49He's in your office.
00:15:51Want me to come with you?
00:15:53No, I think I'll take it from here.
00:15:55Also, could you get me a sales report
00:15:57and an employee list?
00:15:59Oh, and let marketing know that we have a meeting in an hour.
00:16:01Okay?
00:16:03What was that?
00:16:07Hey, boss.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:17Nick, how are you, son?
00:16:19Mr. Lucas, you are so very early.
00:16:21Wow.
00:16:23You know me, Nick.
00:16:29Ah, Mr. Endler.
00:16:31Always a sight for sore eyes.
00:16:35What the hell?
00:16:37I love to surprise people.
00:16:39Oh!
00:16:43Oh, sorry.
00:16:45I'm not used to this hand yet.
00:16:47I mean...
00:16:49Don't worry, young man.
00:16:51A powerful handshake is the best way to start a meeting.
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:55Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:16:59Wow, that's a bit strong, isn't it?
00:17:01Well, I was told that a strong handshake
00:17:03is a great way to start off a meeting.
00:17:05Yeah, but a girl should be gentler.
00:17:07Don't you think?
00:17:09So, Nick.
00:17:11Let's hear your plan for next quarter.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:15Shit, shit, shit.
00:17:17I haven't had time to read any of this.
00:17:21You know, I have to say, Miss Amber,
00:17:23you look prettier
00:17:25every time I see you.
00:17:29Is this guy for real now?
00:17:31Mr. Jenkins,
00:17:33I'm failing to see how my attractiveness
00:17:35has anything to do with business.
00:17:37Relax, honey. Come on.
00:17:39I'm making conversation.
00:17:41This is what Lexi has to go through at work?
00:17:43First of all,
00:17:45don't call me honey.
00:17:47Second of all, if you want to have conversation,
00:17:49we can have it about business.
00:17:51I know girls like you,
00:17:53princesses,
00:17:55who act like they know anything about business.
00:17:57But at the end of the day,
00:17:59you just become someone's
00:18:01trophy wife.
00:18:03Wow, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:05It seems you have me figured out.
00:18:07Now it's my turn.
00:18:09Jenkins Corporation is a sinking ship.
00:18:11Your revenue has gone down 43%.
00:18:13Your R&D is at a primitive lab.
00:18:15And you're failing to reconstruct
00:18:17your executive team.
00:18:19So here you are, acting nonchalant.
00:18:21Desperate for my funds.
00:18:25Did this princess get anything wrong?
00:18:29So as you know, your patent is what I want.
00:18:31It expires in two years.
00:18:33So sign this.
00:18:35Your company will not fail in two years,
00:18:37but it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:41What's it gonna be?
00:18:43I don't know about you,
00:18:45but I am loving this.
00:18:49But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:53What's it gonna be?
00:18:55What's it gonna be?
00:19:05Thanks for the opportunity,
00:19:07Miss Amber.
00:19:11It's a pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:13Now,
00:19:15get out.
00:19:25Wait a minute.
00:19:31Way to go, Lexi.
00:19:33You're such a badass.
00:19:35We got the patent.
00:19:37I posted the whole thing on Instagram.
00:19:39You smoked that arrogant asshole.
00:19:41Okay, watch your language.
00:19:43Get back to work.
00:19:51Say something.
00:19:53Yeah, okay.
00:19:55We are assessing
00:19:57our position
00:19:59and reinforcing strategies.
00:20:07Sorry, I don't have
00:20:09anything for you.
00:20:11Well, Nick,
00:20:13I meet with the board today.
00:20:15I've got to give them something
00:20:17or they're gonna vote you out.
00:20:19No, I'm gonna get Nick fired.
00:20:21Yes.
00:20:23Yes, thank you.
00:20:25Um, yeah, I got something
00:20:27for you, Mr. Lucas.
00:20:29We're gonna collaborate
00:20:31with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:37We're gonna collaborate
00:20:39with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:41The Ember Tech.
00:20:43The biggest AI development company
00:20:45in Los Angeles.
00:20:47That's the one.
00:20:49I think their daughter, Miss Ember,
00:20:51is going to agree to partner with us.
00:20:53We have actually been
00:20:55getting to know each other quite a bit.
00:20:57And I think
00:20:59it's gonna work.
00:21:05Well, that's wonderful news.
00:21:07I can't wait to share it with the others.
00:21:09Yeah, do that.
00:21:13Get in the elevator.
00:21:15Bye.
00:21:17Bye.
00:21:29Maybe I was wrong about him.
00:21:31Oh, my gosh.
00:21:33Is that a smile
00:21:35I see on your face, Mr. Nick Rivers?
00:21:37Oh, wait.
00:21:39Regina White?
00:21:41Wait. Regina White?
00:21:45What?
00:21:49What the fuck, Regina?
00:21:53We saw you talking to Troy
00:21:55after his football practice, dork.
00:21:57Don't you know he's Regina's boyfriend, you slut?
00:21:59I didn't do anything to Troy.
00:22:03Stay away from what's mine,
00:22:05Lexi Ember, or I will destroy you.
00:22:07Okay?
00:22:15You doing okay?
00:22:17Can I help you
00:22:19with anything?
00:22:21Shit. My college nemesis
00:22:23works for Nick?
00:22:25Wait.
00:22:27So Regina works
00:22:29for Nick and has a crush on him.
00:22:31Oh, my God. This is perfect.
00:22:33Actually, Regina,
00:22:35there is something you can do for me.
00:22:37Oh, my pleasure.
00:22:40So there's this document
00:22:42that got shredded somehow.
00:22:44I don't know how, but I need you
00:22:46to piece it together for me.
00:22:48Um...
00:22:50Nick?
00:22:52It's wet, and it...
00:22:54it smells.
00:22:56So sorry, sweetheart.
00:22:58Could you just give it to me
00:23:00if I knew, though? Okay?
00:23:04Oh, and Regina...
00:23:06Don't wear,
00:23:08like, whatever this is
00:23:10ever again,
00:23:12because it's...
00:23:14it's unprofessional.
00:23:20Nice, boss.
00:23:22God, I've been waiting to call her out
00:23:24for years on that.
00:23:26Why is that idiot...
00:23:28I mean, why am I dating that woman?
00:23:30Dating?
00:23:32Oh.
00:23:34You keep Regina around
00:23:36because her dad's the biggest investor
00:23:38in our company.
00:23:40Now, she's all over you,
00:23:42but there is no chemistry there.
00:23:44There's no chemistry
00:23:46between you and any women.
00:23:48Really?
00:23:50That's surprising.
00:23:52Because I'm so hot
00:23:54and rich and stuff.
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:58Hot, yeah.
00:24:00Anyway, um,
00:24:02we're gonna get some drinks afterwards
00:24:04if you want to come.
00:24:06Guys aren't as boring as I thought you were.
00:24:08Count me in.
00:24:12Oh, ew!
00:24:14This banana peel's all stinky!
00:24:16Why are we even doing this, Regina?
00:24:18Can you guys just shut up and get to work?
00:24:20We need to get this done
00:24:22before the party night.
00:24:24Tonight's the night, guys.
00:24:26I am gonna get my
00:24:28curlers in the bed.
00:24:30And I'm gonna write
00:24:32how he tastes.
00:24:34Are you just picking things up
00:24:36for fun, or are you gonna, I don't know,
00:24:38maybe put some pieces together?
00:24:40We're trying our best.
00:24:42I'm an intern. It's showing.
00:24:48Lexi?
00:24:50Lexi's loser ex again?
00:24:52What are you doing here,
00:24:54you little minx?
00:24:56You know, if you're looking
00:24:58for fun, I don't mind
00:25:00throwing you one for old time's sake.
00:25:02Maybe you should go home and have your
00:25:04mother teach you some manners.
00:25:08That's not how you speak to
00:25:10a lady.
00:25:14The fuck did you just say to me, bitch?
00:25:16Huh?
00:25:20Ow! Fuck!
00:25:24You hit my fucking nose!
00:25:26You're lucky I was aiming for your teeth.
00:25:28Now get the fuck out!
00:25:30You fucking bitch!
00:25:32You got hit by a gun?
00:25:34Shut the fuck up! Don't touch me! Take me to the fucking ER!
00:25:36You're fucking taking me to therapy, are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:38Let's go!
00:25:40You're fucking crazy, you know that?
00:25:42Fuck!
00:25:56Thanks.
00:26:06Lexi!
00:26:08Don't drink that!
00:26:16What the fuck?
00:26:18Wait, Lexi?
00:26:20Lexi Ember?
00:26:22God, it's Lexi the Man Stealer!
00:26:24You're trying to steal Nick from Regina?
00:26:26How pathetic.
00:26:28God, Lexi, I mean, look at yourself.
00:26:30You ever think Nick's gonna choose you over
00:26:32me?
00:26:34Yeah, actually, I think I do because he's my boyfriend.
00:26:38Wait, Nick is your boyfriend?
00:26:40Did I stutter?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:46Now you better leave before I pour another one of these
00:26:48on your face.
00:26:50Oh, my God.
00:26:54Bitch.
00:26:56Wow.
00:26:58That was awesome.
00:27:00Yeah, did you know that there was aphrodisiac in that drink?
00:27:02Oh, come on.
00:27:04I mean, Regina's, she's crazy.
00:27:06Yeah.
00:27:08But she wouldn't...
00:27:10Oh, yeah, she totally would.
00:27:12She would.
00:27:14Come on, let's get out of here.
00:27:16Yeah.
00:27:20Let's go.
00:27:26Lexi Ember,
00:27:28I am gonna burn you to the ground.
00:27:50I'm sorry, Nick.
00:27:52I should have
00:27:54known better.
00:27:56Thank you for protecting me
00:27:58back there, boyfriend.
00:28:00All right,
00:28:02take it easy.
00:28:04Uh, all that
00:28:06matters is that you got your revenge.
00:28:08It was so awesome.
00:28:10She spent the entire day
00:28:12piecing together an Ikea
00:28:14ad, and she smelled like banana.
00:28:16What about you?
00:28:18How was being
00:28:20a spoiled princess?
00:28:24I know girls like
00:28:26the princesses,
00:28:28but at the end of the day,
00:28:30you just become someone's
00:28:32trophy wife.
00:28:34Okay, turns out it wasn't
00:28:36as easy as I thought.
00:28:38Okay, turns out it wasn't
00:28:40as easy as I thought.
00:28:42Oh, no?
00:28:45Hey,
00:28:47we made it,
00:28:49and now our companies are gonna be
00:28:51partners.
00:28:53Yeah.
00:28:55To working together,
00:28:57and becoming friends.
00:28:59Huh, maybe she's not
00:29:01just a princess.
00:29:03To the better of us.
00:29:09Ooh,
00:29:11that's good. Don't chug it.
00:29:13Too late.
00:29:22Lexi?
00:29:24I thought you were supposed to meet up
00:29:26with my dad for brunch.
00:29:28I am. I thought I'd make you something
00:29:30first. After all,
00:29:32you are my boyfriend.
00:29:35DOORBELL RINGS
00:29:42Regina.
00:29:44What are you doing here?
00:29:48Regina.
00:29:50What are you doing here?
00:29:52Relax, Lexi.
00:29:54I just wanted to come by and show you something.
00:30:0410 a.m. on a Saturday.
00:30:06Regina, what do you want?
00:30:08Well, you know what I want.
00:30:10I want you two to break up.
00:30:18Regina,
00:30:20do we look like we need money?
00:30:22Our family is only the biggest company
00:30:24in California. For now.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:32If you don't leave Nick,
00:30:34I post those photos online.
00:30:38Heir to EmberTech.
00:30:40Bully's innocent woman.
00:30:42I mean, that doesn't sound pretty, does it?
00:30:44Think of what that would do to your reputation.
00:30:46Or worse,
00:30:48your family's business.
00:30:50Wow, um,
00:30:52yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:30:56It's just too bad
00:30:58that I already have videos from the bar last night.
00:31:04Desperate employee,
00:31:06drug CEO,
00:31:08with aphrodisiac.
00:31:10God,
00:31:12imagine what that'll do to your reputation.
00:31:18You sneaky slut!
00:31:20Give me that phone!
00:31:22I don't hit women.
00:31:24What if I did?
00:31:26You'd be so screwed.
00:31:28So, let me make things clear for you, alright?
00:31:30Release those photos, I'll post the video.
00:31:32I'll also get my lawyer to sue you for trespassing
00:31:34and blackmailing me today.
00:31:36No, no, no, you wouldn't dare.
00:31:38Try me.
00:31:40Duh!
00:31:46Wow. Wow.
00:31:50Wow.
00:31:52Oh, uh,
00:31:54I bet your daddy's waiting, but...
00:31:56Nick! Nick!
00:31:58That was awesome!
00:32:06Hello, Daddy.
00:32:08You ready for brunch?
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12Hugging my old man.
00:32:14And...
00:32:16I got you a gift.
00:32:18Well, you never get me gifts.
00:32:22Wait, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:32:24Jesus, Dad, just open it.
00:32:30The one you wanted, right?
00:32:32My dad...
00:32:34Lexi's dad.
00:32:36Um, told me about it during golf.
00:32:38Lexi.
00:32:40It all makes sense now.
00:32:42Makes sense?
00:32:44What does he mean by that?
00:32:48Lexi told you to forgive me, right?
00:32:52Forgive you about what, Dad?
00:32:54It's all right, Nick.
00:32:58All those years.
00:33:02I know you blame me.
00:33:04I blame myself, too.
00:33:06If I hadn't been working late at night,
00:33:08your mother had that heart attack,
00:33:10maybe she'd still be with us,
00:33:12and we'd have a mother and I'd have a wife.
00:33:14I forgive you, Dad.
00:33:16Dad.
00:33:20I've been waiting 15 years for a quiz,
00:33:22like you said.
00:33:26I never knew that Nick suffered such a tragedy.
00:33:32Boss,
00:33:34the CEO of Diaz Pharmaceutical
00:33:36wants to schedule a meeting with you next week.
00:33:38Wait, Diaz Pharmaceutical?
00:33:40You're talking about Daniel Diaz?
00:33:42Daniel Diaz.
00:33:44No, it's not my fault
00:33:46you don't give a damn.
00:33:48You're a fucking swoon, Lexi.
00:33:50You know what, Eddie?
00:33:52Tell Mr. Diaz to meet me in my office
00:33:54in 30 minutes.
00:33:56Oh, I can't wait to meet him.
00:34:04Eddie added a meeting
00:34:06to my Google Calendar?
00:34:08In 30 minutes?
00:34:10Is she meeting up with her cheating ex?
00:34:12What the hell is she thinking?
00:34:22Oh, excuse me, sir.
00:34:24This elevator, you need a manager's card.
00:34:28Yeah, I mean, you could use the stairs
00:34:30if you really wanted.
00:34:32Do you know who I am, you fucking mophead?
00:34:34I'm not taking the stairs, are you crazy?
00:34:36Mophead?
00:34:38Fuck.
00:34:44And of course, now his stupid assistant
00:34:46isn't answering the phone. Great, fuck, I'm gonna be late.
00:34:48Shit, man, you better start running.
00:34:50See you on the 35th floor.
00:34:52What?
00:34:54Come on.
00:34:58Whoa!
00:35:00This is gonna be good.
00:35:12Oh, fuck.
00:35:16Oh, fuck, I'm gonna be late.
00:35:18Oh, I'm gonna be late.
00:35:32Mr. Diaz.
00:35:34Hey.
00:35:36Got some water?
00:35:38Yeah. Oh, actually, no, the water was shut off
00:35:40due to maintenance issues.
00:35:42I hope you weren't planning on going to the bathroom.
00:35:44Knowing that I don't anymore.
00:35:46Well, I'll go get Mr. Rivers.
00:35:48Take a seat anywhere.
00:35:52Take a seat where?
00:36:02Everything is going according to plan.
00:36:04Great.
00:36:06Great.
00:36:08Send him in.
00:36:17Mr. Rivers.
00:36:19Such a pleasure.
00:36:21Trying to finish this
00:36:23Real Shorts episode.
00:36:25Oh, it is juicy.
00:36:27Juicy, juicy.
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:33Mr. Rivers, I'm sorry,
00:36:35but can we start the meeting?
00:36:37Fine.
00:36:39Sure.
00:36:41We can start the meeting, Mr. Diaz.
00:36:44Wait, it's you?
00:36:46Not so much of a mophead now, am I?
00:36:50Sure, I'm sorry.
00:36:52Hey, you don't have to apologize. Not to me.
00:36:56That's very kind of you, sir.
00:36:58I know.
00:37:00You're gonna have to apologize to the board because...
00:37:02I'm pulling the funds from your project.
00:37:04What?
00:37:06Why are you doing this?
00:37:08Lexi, what are you doing?
00:37:10Why are you meeting up with Danny Diaz?
00:37:12Lexi?
00:37:14Wait, you're dating Nick Rivers?
00:37:16Mm-hmm.
00:37:20This all makes perfect sense.
00:37:22I thought you were fucking with me.
00:37:24What did this bitch tell you?
00:37:26I didn't have to tell him anything for him to know that you're a shit human being.
00:37:28Oh, so you're flushing a million-dollar project
00:37:30down the toilet because of a woman?
00:37:32Danny,
00:37:34we're not shutting down this project.
00:37:36I'm sorry.
00:37:38Even Lexi
00:37:40knows better than you,
00:37:42and that's saying a lot.
00:37:44You fuck, you're an idiot.
00:37:46We're not shutting down this one project.
00:37:50We're terminating the entire partnership, Dan,
00:37:52with your company.
00:37:54But without the Rivers' money.
00:37:56Your stocks are gonna run out,
00:37:58and you're gonna go bankrupt in a month.
00:38:00No, fuck you, Lexi. You can't do this.
00:38:02This isn't your company.
00:38:04It's Nick's decision to make.
00:38:10Mr. Rivers, you won't do this.
00:38:14Well...
00:38:18Actually, I'm gonna do it.
00:38:22Better start looking for a new job there, Danny boy.
00:38:28You son of a bitch.
00:38:30Um...
00:38:32You're gonna regret this.
00:38:36You both will.
00:38:38Fuck!
00:38:46Wow.
00:38:48He's dramatic.
00:38:50Why are you smiling?
00:38:52Did you just
00:38:54fire your biggest
00:38:56pharmaceutical client
00:38:58from me?
00:39:00Oh, my God.
00:39:04You were jealous.
00:39:06You were jealous.
00:39:08I don't...
00:39:10Oh, my God!
00:39:12You are. You're jealous.
00:39:14You're so jealous of me.
00:39:16Lexi? I'm not...
00:39:18I'm leaving right now.
00:39:20Okay, you can run, Nick Rivers. You can't hide.
00:39:24Stocks plummeted when Rivers' business
00:39:26ended their partnership with Diaz.
00:39:34Lexi Ember
00:39:36and Nick Rivers.
00:39:40Good evening, Mr. Diaz.
00:39:44Who the fuck are you?
00:39:46I'm Agena White.
00:39:48I believe we have the same enemy,
00:39:50which makes us friends.
00:39:52I have a plan
00:39:54to take down Lexi Ember.
00:39:56All I need now is a
00:39:58little help
00:40:00from you.
00:40:08Wow.
00:40:10Lexi, I'm...
00:40:12I'm very impressed.
00:40:14These reports, they're very detailed.
00:40:16I'm kind of offended that you'd be surprised.
00:40:18I do help out with the family company.
00:40:22Nick?
00:40:24Lexi?
00:40:26What do you want,
00:40:28Agena?
00:40:30I just... I wanted to apologize
00:40:32for acting like a drunk idiot at the bar last night.
00:40:34It was unprofessional
00:40:36and it'll never happen again.
00:40:38Oh, anyway,
00:40:40so I brought you some coffee.
00:40:46Oh, okay.
00:40:48Thanks.
00:40:50I'll just be right out there, so please
00:40:52let me know if you guys need anything, okay?
00:41:02I just gave it to her. How long does it take?
00:41:04Five minutes is more than enough.
00:41:06You just wait.
00:41:10Hmm. Lexi Ember.
00:41:12Ever since you showed up,
00:41:14Nick has been treating me like shit.
00:41:16Well, I've had enough, bitch.
00:41:20Oh, check this out.
00:41:22I just... Let me show you something.
00:41:24I did colors.
00:41:26I think you probably know this.
00:41:28Made everything look a thousand times better
00:41:30and I think
00:41:32it's gonna make a big difference.
00:41:34I changed all these right here and that's all...
00:41:36Nick, are you okay?
00:41:38Lexi... Nick? Nick? Nick? Nick?
00:41:40Okay. Oh, my God.
00:41:42Um, can someone call an ambulance, please?
00:41:46Ooh.
00:41:56Oh, my God, Nick.
00:41:58You're awake.
00:42:00I was so fucking scared.
00:42:02I don't know what I would do without you.
00:42:06I mean...
00:42:08What if you died?
00:42:12Well, I'm here now.
00:42:14You're here now?
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:18Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:22Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:24They found...
00:42:26Lexitine
00:42:28in your system and, uh,
00:42:30basically, high doses of Prozac
00:42:32and I am
00:42:34allergic to that.
00:42:36Oh, uh, anyway, so
00:42:38I brought you some coffee.
00:42:40Regina.
00:42:42The coffee.
00:42:44No, just...
00:42:46Gina.
00:42:48Think about it.
00:42:50Who else can get their hands on
00:42:52prescription pills and
00:42:54knows I'm allergic?
00:42:56Danny?
00:42:58Great.
00:43:00They're working together.
00:43:02That's right.
00:43:04I'm gonna take those rats down.
00:43:12Regina.
00:43:14Lexi?
00:43:16I mean, you're perfect.
00:43:18You can save us the overdose.
00:43:20I am just so happy to see that you're...
00:43:22What the fuck?
00:43:24What the fuck is your problem, Regina?
00:43:26You drugged my coffee.
00:43:28Way to blame someone else for your addiction, junkie.
00:43:30Yeah, go to rehab
00:43:32and leave us alone, bitch.
00:43:34You said I drugged your coffee?
00:43:36We should prove.
00:43:38I mean, you're not gonna expect them to just buy into your lies, right?
00:43:42Who says we don't have any proof?
00:43:44Got the footage right here.
00:43:46Got you on tape, Regina.
00:43:48Are you talking about
00:43:50that little camera in your office?
00:43:52I mean, that doesn't prove anything, does it?
00:43:54All I did was bring you coffee.
00:43:56Regina.
00:43:58We're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:44:02Regina, we're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:44:04We're talking
00:44:06about the dashcam in the car in the basement.
00:44:08You know, the one that you and Danny Diaz
00:44:10were talking in front of?
00:44:12Passing off drugs.
00:44:14Guards.
00:44:18Okay, what is this?
00:44:20Get your hands off of me.
00:44:22Regina, you're fired.
00:44:24And keep in mind,
00:44:26it's gonna be real difficult for you
00:44:28to find a job in this city.
00:44:30Yeah, and if you ever touch me or Nick again,
00:44:32I'm taking this to the police.
00:44:34And you're going to jail.
00:44:40I am going over there.
00:44:42I can't wait to see you try.
00:44:44Nick is my boyfriend now,
00:44:46and he will do anything to protect me.
00:44:48Gentlemen,
00:44:50go ahead and take away Miss White.
00:44:52Oh, also her minions, too.
00:44:54What are you talking about?
00:44:56No!
00:44:58You can't fire me!
00:45:00Grandma!
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:04Boss.
00:45:06Looks like our job here is done.
00:45:08What are you gonna do now?
00:45:10I think I'm gonna go home
00:45:12with my girlfriend.
00:45:20So you eat this
00:45:22every day, huh?
00:45:24That's nice.
00:45:26Hey, hey!
00:45:28Alright, you know what?
00:45:30Ow.
00:45:36Um...
00:45:38I'll be back.
00:45:40Nick?
00:45:42Nick?
00:45:44What's...
00:45:46Nick, what's going on?
00:45:48It hurts.
00:45:50Oh, shit, I totally forgot.
00:45:52Um, stay put. I'm gonna grab you...
00:45:54I'm gonna grab you a tampon.
00:45:56You say tampons?
00:45:58I can't believe
00:46:00I'm about to do this.
00:46:02Come on, Nick. You got this.
00:46:04Come on, just like I showed you.
00:46:06You got it.
00:46:08I'm trying.
00:46:10It's not working.
00:46:12Okay, just breathe and relax, okay?
00:46:18Oh, I can't physically relax!
00:46:20Alright, I'm shoving a tampon
00:46:22up my...
00:46:24Yeah, you mean mind.
00:46:26Yeah.
00:46:34Warm milk and honey
00:46:36works like a charm for period cramps
00:46:38and hangovers.
00:46:40Don't ask me why.
00:46:42I'm sorry
00:46:44you have to go through this.
00:46:46It's fine.
00:46:48You go through this every single month,
00:46:50don't know how, but
00:46:52I can bite the bullet this time.
00:46:55Lexi, um...
00:46:59would you
00:47:01want to stay the night tonight?
00:47:10How did this even happen?
00:47:14I think the right question
00:47:16to ask is
00:47:18how did this happen to us?
00:47:20Well,
00:47:23if it had to happen,
00:47:25I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:45I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:53So early.
00:47:55Could be.
00:48:01You ruined my company, Nick Rivers.
00:48:03Did you really think I'd let it go
00:48:05just like that?
00:48:07You fucking son of a...
00:48:11Nick! Help!
00:48:13Nick!
00:48:15Nick! Help!
00:48:17Nick!
00:48:20Hey.
00:48:24Fuck.
00:48:30Are you crazy?
00:48:32Crazy? That's my girlfriend.
00:48:34You drugged her and now you're in my house
00:48:36trying to attack her?
00:48:38Girlfriend? What are you talking about?
00:48:40She's talking about me, asshole.
00:48:42Get out of here before I take you to jail.
00:48:50So I'm going down.
00:48:52You're going down with me.
00:48:54Mark my words.
00:49:02What the hell just happened?
00:49:04You just kicked your cheating ex in the groin.
00:49:06That's what happened.
00:49:08So, how do you feel?
00:49:10Freaking awesome.
00:49:19Thanks for...
00:49:21always being there for me.
00:49:23For you.
00:49:25Anything.
00:49:49If kissing didn't work the first time,
00:49:51how is it working now?
00:49:53I guess...
00:49:55we meant it this time.
00:49:59I think you should get some rest.
00:50:01And I gotta go to the office.
00:50:03So...
00:50:05I'm too tired.
00:50:07I can't move.
00:50:09I can't move.
00:50:11I can't move.
00:50:13I can't move.
00:50:15I can't move.
00:50:17I can't move.
00:50:19Okay.
00:50:21I got you.
00:50:25Why didn't I get treated like this
00:50:27when I was in your body?
00:50:29Because I'm the smarter woman.
00:50:43Nick.
00:50:46What happens to us?
00:50:49I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:50:51And go to bed.
00:50:53Okay?
00:50:59One, two, three.
00:51:01Money!
00:51:03Again.
00:51:05Alright, last one.
00:51:07One, two, three.
00:51:09Stops!
00:51:11What's this?
00:51:13I thought you left.
00:51:15This is a team-building exercise you told us to do.
00:51:17Oh, team bonding.
00:51:19Yeah? Games and...
00:51:21beer?
00:51:23In the office?
00:51:25I'm disappointed in you, man.
00:51:29Get back to work.
00:51:31Yes, sir.
00:51:33Good times are over so soon.
00:51:35I guess we can kiss Friday Margarita goodbye.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:43Nick.
00:51:45What happens to us?
00:51:47What happens to us?
00:51:49I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:51:55Yeah.
00:51:57Come in.
00:51:59Oof.
00:52:01This is not how I imagined our reunion, Nick River.
00:52:03Ava?
00:52:05Ava?
00:52:09I thought you were in Europe.
00:52:11It's been like five years.
00:52:13I know, Nick.
00:52:15But I came back.
00:52:17For you.
00:52:19For me?
00:52:21What are you talking about?
00:52:23Don't do this dance with me, Nick.
00:52:25We grew up together.
00:52:27I've always loved you.
00:52:29We belong together and you know it.
00:52:31Okay.
00:52:33I suppose
00:52:35no one's told you
00:52:37that my father arranged a marriage
00:52:39to Lexi Ember.
00:52:41The heiress of Ember Tech?
00:52:45Oh, my God.
00:52:47This place is really no fun without me.
00:52:49Hey, Miss Ember.
00:52:51Hey.
00:52:53You're here. Good evening.
00:52:55Yeah, I'm just here to bring Nick a late night snack.
00:52:57Yeah, um, he's actually in a meeting right now,
00:52:59so, yeah, I'll just wait for him.
00:53:01Actually, I think it's important that you stay here.
00:53:03Why are you being so weird?
00:53:05Eddie, it's fine.
00:53:07Who cares about Lexi Ember?
00:53:09My family owns one of the largest
00:53:11trading companies in New York.
00:53:13We've known each other our whole
00:53:15lives, Nick.
00:53:19Anyone can see we're the perfect match.
00:53:29Sorry.
00:53:39Um...
00:53:45You're right.
00:53:47We are perfect together
00:53:49on paper.
00:53:51But I know what it's like to be with
00:53:53my perfect match and
00:53:55it's not you.
00:53:57So...
00:53:59if you'll excuse me.
00:54:01Wait!
00:54:03Nick!
00:54:09Eddie, Lexi was here?
00:54:11Yes, sir. Miss Ember just left.
00:54:13I messed up, man.
00:54:15I messed up.
00:54:19So Nick is with Lexi Ember.
00:54:21Oh, I'm gonna end that bitch.
00:54:23Even if it's the last thing I do.
00:54:27Hmm.
00:54:35Something wrong, boss?
00:54:37I've never done this before.
00:54:39What do I do?
00:54:41What do I say?
00:54:43Maybe you should just tell Miss Ember how you feel.
00:54:45What if I don't know how I feel?
00:54:47Well, you feel like rushing home to her with a cake.
00:54:49You're right, Eddie.
00:54:51Thank you.
00:54:53You got it.
00:54:55I do. Go get her.
00:55:11Lexi,
00:55:13I need to talk to you.
00:55:15No.
00:55:17Um, Lexi?
00:55:19I think we should chat.
00:55:21Stupid.
00:55:27Hi, Nick.
00:55:29I packed my stuff and I'll come back for it.
00:55:31Thank you for hosting me in your house
00:55:33and in your body.
00:55:35Shit.
00:55:37Where did you go, Lexi?
00:55:43Lexi,
00:55:45where are you?
00:55:47Mr. Rivers?
00:55:49My boyfriend. Can you come pick her up?
00:55:55Okay, your boyfriend is on his way.
00:55:59He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:01This man is skipping work
00:56:03and driving across town to get you.
00:56:05He is so your boyfriend.
00:56:07He was in my body for a couple of days.
00:56:09He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:11Okay, girl.
00:56:13Too much information.
00:56:15But all I'm saying
00:56:17is if you're drinking tequila shots at 11 o'clock in the morning
00:56:19because of this man,
00:56:21you like him.
00:56:23I hate when you're right.
00:56:25It's kind of my thing.
00:56:27Is there more tequila shots?
00:56:29No more. No more for you.
00:56:31Water, please?
00:56:35Lexi.
00:56:37Lexi, get up.
00:56:39Ah.
00:56:43Wait.
00:56:45Where am I?
00:56:47You slept the entire afternoon.
00:56:49Did you really have to drink that much?
00:56:51Why do you care?
00:56:53Why do I care, Lexi?
00:56:55Are you serious right now?
00:56:59Why do I care, Lexi?
00:57:01Are you serious right now?
00:57:05Yes, Nick.
00:57:07I am serious.
00:57:11Two hours after we swapped,
00:57:13you were kissing another woman.
00:57:15Yeah, Nick.
00:57:17I saw that when I was bringing you a homemade lunch
00:57:19that I made for you.
00:57:21Like a little stupid
00:57:23fucking girl.
00:57:25Okay, it's...
00:57:27It's not like that between me and Ava.
00:57:29It's complicated.
00:57:31Nick, I heard everything that she said.
00:57:33And you know what?
00:57:35She's right. She's right.
00:57:37You guys are perfect together.
00:57:39I mean, you didn't even like me.
00:57:43You thought I was a frigid,
00:57:45heartless asshole.
00:57:47So why do you care?
00:57:49I don't.
00:57:51I think that it's best if we go back to how we were before
00:57:53when we hated each other because things were a lot simpler.
00:57:55Okay? Please.
00:57:59Warm milk
00:58:01and honey
00:58:03to comfort period cramps
00:58:05and hangovers.
00:58:13So do we have a deal?
00:58:15Give me the money, my men will take care of the rest.
00:58:19You won't have to worry about Lexi Ember
00:58:21ever again.
00:58:23Exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:58:33Come here.
00:58:37Let go of me!
00:58:39Your old friend sent us, little lady.
00:58:41You're coming with us.
00:58:53Just like old times, huh?
00:58:55But except my dad's McAllen,
00:58:57this wine is from Italy.
00:58:59This really is not the time.
00:59:01What do you mean?
00:59:03It's the perfect time, especially now that that
00:59:05Lexi Ember is out of the picture.
00:59:07Wait, what do you mean,
00:59:09out of the picture?
00:59:13Who are you?
00:59:15And what do you want?
00:59:17It's not about what we want, sweetheart.
00:59:19And they want us to teach you
00:59:21not to play with others' toy at the playground.
00:59:23Get away from me!
00:59:25I won't steal anything.
00:59:27Get away from me!
00:59:29A man-stealer
00:59:31and a liar.
00:59:33Aren't you quite the handful.
00:59:35Plus, you broke my nose,
00:59:37didn't you?
00:59:39Do you remember?
00:59:41Don't you think you should make it up to me?
00:59:43Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:45A million.
00:59:49You guys know my relationship with Nick Rivers.
00:59:51If you let me call him,
00:59:53he can bring me a million dollars.
00:59:55You guys will have the money, I promise.
00:59:57Just let me call him.
01:00:03Nick,
01:00:05just look at you.
01:00:07You get so jumpy whenever someone even mentions her name.
01:00:09You need to relax.
01:00:15Lexi?
01:00:17Lexi, where are you?
01:00:19Please come get me, please.
01:00:21Lexi, what's going on? Are you okay?
01:00:23Mr. Rivers, we have your woman.
01:00:25Bring her the million dollars
01:00:27or you'll never see her again.
01:00:31Bring her the million dollars
01:00:33or you'll never see her again.
01:00:35Of course.
01:00:37Anything you want, just tell me where she is.
01:00:39I'm sending you the address.
01:00:41Come within 30 minutes
01:00:43or don't bother coming at all.
01:00:45Hello?
01:00:47Hello?
01:00:49Fuck!
01:00:51Fuck!
01:00:55You're working on this, aren't you?
01:00:57I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:59Don't play fucking games with me!
01:01:01A man just called and said he wants a million dollars
01:01:03or he's gonna kill Lexi.
01:01:05I swear to God, Ava,
01:01:07if anything happens to her,
01:01:09I'm coming for you.
01:01:19Danny?
01:01:21What the fuck?
01:01:23What?
01:01:25This wasn't part of the plan.
01:01:31Oh, it's been 25 minutes.
01:01:33Looks like your boyfriend
01:01:35isn't coming, is he?
01:01:37Then what are we waiting for?
01:01:39This bitch is a piece, and I'm starving.
01:01:41Don't touch me.
01:01:43And I'm starving.
01:01:45Don't touch me.
01:01:47Nick!
01:01:49Hey, let her go, Lexi!
01:01:51Show us the money.
01:01:57Good.
01:01:59Now close it and hand it over.
01:02:03Slowly.
01:02:05One step at a time.
01:02:07Hey.
01:02:19Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:21You okay? You're not hurt?
01:02:23I thought that you were mad at me.
01:02:25That you weren't coming for me.
01:02:27Mad?
01:02:29That is the craziest thing
01:02:31I've ever heard anyone say.
01:02:33I can never stay mad at you.
01:02:35Hold on.
01:02:37Hold on.
01:02:39Hey, who hired you?
01:02:41It was Diaz.
01:02:43He said he'd pay us 50k
01:02:45to teach Lexi Ember a lesson.
01:02:47That's all I know.
01:02:49Danny Diaz?
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:53Here's what you're gonna do.
01:02:55You're gonna go to Diaz,
01:02:57and you're gonna, how did you say?
01:02:59Teach him a lesson?
01:03:01Okay.
01:03:03Here's what you're gonna do.
01:03:05You're gonna go to Diaz,
01:03:07and you're gonna teach him a lesson.
01:03:09In return, I'm gonna break your nose
01:03:11and send you to jail.
01:03:13All right.
01:03:15All right, now get your buddy
01:03:17and get the fuck out of here.
01:03:19Ugh.
01:03:21Ugh.
01:03:23You leave me with a briefcase?
01:03:25Who does that?
01:03:27Hey, come here. Come here.
01:03:29It's okay.
01:03:31I got you.
01:03:33I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you, I promise.
01:03:39Oh, my God, you're hurt.
01:03:41Yeah, I'm gonna get you home,
01:03:43and we're gonna take care of this.
01:03:45Let me be your hook for once.
01:03:55Gentlemen.
01:03:57Gentlemen.
01:03:59Did you take care of that Ember bitch or what, huh?
01:04:01Give me the good news.
01:04:03What's going on?
01:04:05Ow, what the fuck? Ow, I paid you. What the fuck?
01:04:07Next time you think about fucking with Nick,
01:04:09River's woman, you think back on this day.
01:04:11No, no.
01:04:17No, no, no.
01:04:19Not my pretty face. Not my pretty face.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:29You are all set, Miss Ember.
01:04:35Thank you, Mr. Rivers.
01:04:39Uh, Lexi.
01:04:41About me and Ava...
01:04:45About me and Ava,
01:04:47there's never been
01:04:49anything between me and her.
01:04:51To be honest,
01:04:53I've never fallen
01:04:55for anyone
01:04:57before.
01:04:59That is until I
01:05:01met you.
01:05:03Nick.
01:05:07You've fallen in love with me?
01:05:09Despite all the crazy,
01:05:11chaotic body-swapping stuff?
01:05:13I think I have.
01:05:15Please
01:05:17stay.
01:05:21Okay.
01:05:23Okay.
01:05:25I'll stay.
01:05:35Nick.
01:05:37What if we swap back again?
01:05:39We can't do it.
01:05:41Nick.
01:05:43What if we swap back again?
01:05:45We can't do it.
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:51You're right.
01:05:53Shouldn't risk it.
01:05:57It's getting late.
01:05:59You should probably get some rest.
01:06:01Okay.
01:06:03Mm-mm.
01:06:19This isn't working.
01:06:21This is not working.
01:06:29What do you mean Nick took her home?
01:06:31Stupid idiot.
01:06:39All right, Lexi Ember.
01:06:41You leave me no choice.
01:06:43It's war between you and me.
01:06:49Nick?
01:06:53Thank God you're here.
01:06:55I have an idea.
01:06:57Great. Can I finish my coffee first?
01:06:59Okay, sure.
01:07:01But hurry, because we have an appointment
01:07:03in 30 minutes with a psychic.
01:07:05Um, a what now?
01:07:07A psychic.
01:07:15I don't think
01:07:17some hippie
01:07:19wannabe witch is gonna
01:07:21solve our problem.
01:07:23Nick, she is the best in L.A.
01:07:25Actually, the best of the United States
01:07:27of America.
01:07:31Yes, yes, yes.
01:07:33Just a little whisper. I am so sorry.
01:07:35My friend, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
01:07:37Oh, he's not your friend, is he, darling?
01:07:39No, you like him way more than you will admit.
01:07:41Hey, I like this lady.
01:07:43And you!
01:07:45You like her too much to say no.
01:07:47Even if it means
01:07:49coming to some hippie
01:07:51won't to be.
01:07:53I did say that, my bad.
01:07:55Face.
01:07:57So, you guys come seeking answers
01:07:59to the body swapping situation.
01:08:01Is that right?
01:08:03Don't worry, darling.
01:08:05A kiss doesn't mean anything
01:08:07of the body swapping
01:08:09unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:08:13Don't worry, darling.
01:08:15A kiss doesn't mean anything
01:08:17of the body swapping
01:08:19unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:08:21Okay, so what you're saying is we can kiss
01:08:23exactly, darling.
01:08:25Wait, but why would this just
01:08:27happen randomly?
01:08:29Nothing happens randomly, darling.
01:08:31You see, you two are here
01:08:33because you're going to have to face
01:08:35these obstacles of love
01:08:37and show how much you love one another.
01:08:41But remember,
01:08:43just because you guys
01:08:45are back in your bodies
01:08:47doesn't mean your journey ends here.
01:08:49You're going to go through obstacles
01:08:51but if the spirits are telling me
01:08:55you're going to have to face them
01:08:57all together.
01:09:01All right, that'll be $10,000 for today's session.
01:09:03Wait, what?
01:09:05I take Venmo, Cash App, PayPal. What will you be charging?
01:09:07Oh, we have card. His card.
01:09:09Good thing she took cards.
01:09:11Yeah, well, at least
01:09:13we got our questions answered
01:09:15and I don't know how to be scared anymore.
01:09:17Are you okay?
01:09:19Yep.
01:09:21I just realized
01:09:23we've never been on a real date.
01:09:25So,
01:09:27what do you say?
01:09:29Shall we?
01:09:31Okay.
01:09:33Yeah? Sure.
01:09:35Let's go. All right.
01:09:37Let's go this way.
01:09:39No, I want to go this way.
01:09:43Well done, Cupid.
01:09:45Cupid.
01:09:47Well done.
01:09:51All right, one more step.
01:09:53One more, one more.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:57Keep going.
01:09:59And...
01:10:01Stop.
01:10:03Okay.
01:10:07Nicole!
01:10:09I had this dress hand-tailored for you by...
01:10:11It was truly...
01:10:13It is a pleasure to meet you.
01:10:15Oh, my God.
01:10:17I'm Julian. It's a pleasure.
01:10:19I'm a big fan and that is
01:10:21the most stunning dress that I've ever seen.
01:10:23This is just a sample dress
01:10:25made with rayon.
01:10:27See these shiny little things?
01:10:29Those are just cheap crystals.
01:10:31After I take your measurements today,
01:10:33I will remake this dress with silk
01:10:35and then I will hand-sew the diamonds on it.
01:10:37I know that your parents
01:10:39have planned a birthday party this Saturday,
01:10:41so I wanted to get you a dress
01:10:43for the special day.
01:10:45Nick, no, I can't. It's too much.
01:10:47Oh, honey, nothing is too much
01:10:49for the woman that stole Nick River's heart.
01:10:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:53Okay, yeah. Put it that way.
01:10:55Fitting room?
01:10:57Oh, I gotta take this.
01:10:59I'll be right back.
01:11:01Isn't this Lexi Ember?
01:11:07Ava Harris.
01:11:11I'm sorry, miss,
01:11:13but this store is only open
01:11:15to my VIP guests today.
01:11:19This is your VIP?
01:11:21Mm-hmm.
01:11:23Do you know who I am?
01:11:25I'm a Harris.
01:11:27My family owns half the malls in New York.
01:11:29Well, too bad this is L.A.
01:11:31This is the River's mom,
01:11:33so, shoo.
01:11:35Such a pity.
01:11:37This used to be such a decent place.
01:11:39All the shops were members only,
01:11:41so you wouldn't run into a disgusting man stealing whore.
01:11:43I didn't steal Nick.
01:11:45He chose me.
01:11:47I understand you wouldn't know about that
01:11:49because you're a sour bitch.
01:11:51You take that back.
01:11:53Ava.
01:11:55Rick.
01:11:57If you touch her again,
01:11:59you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
01:12:01How dare you threaten me, Nick,
01:12:03over some random bimbo?
01:12:05Random bimbo?
01:12:07Lexi is my girlfriend,
01:12:09and if you came here to pick on her,
01:12:11I suggest you get the hell out.
01:12:13Who says I'm here to pick on her?
01:12:15I'm here to buy a dress,
01:12:17and I think I like
01:12:19that one.
01:12:21Of course.
01:12:23I'm here to buy a dress,
01:12:25and I think
01:12:27I like that one.
01:12:29Miss,
01:12:31this dress is customized
01:12:33for Miss Ember.
01:12:35Oh, come on.
01:12:37Everything has a price.
01:12:39What's it gonna take? $5,000?
01:12:41Miss,
01:12:43I already told you
01:12:45no.
01:12:49$5,000!
01:12:51Oh, my God. Ava, this dress
01:12:53is 100% silk.
01:12:55It's hand-sewn on the lining with real diamonds
01:12:57by Miss Julia Rossi herself.
01:12:59Well, of course. I can plainly see
01:13:01that it is handmade with silk and diamonds.
01:13:03$5,000.
01:13:05Listen, Ava,
01:13:07if you can't afford it,
01:13:09it's totally cool. You're not
01:13:11poor. But, uh,
01:13:13just know that I wouldn't have tried it on if you...
01:13:15$20,000.
01:13:19Final look.
01:13:21What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:23Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:25$20,000.
01:13:29What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:31Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:35I'll pay you $20,000
01:13:37for this dress.
01:13:39Go on. Wrap it up.
01:13:41Now.
01:13:43I'm sorry, Miss Ember,
01:13:45but I can't say no to this offer.
01:13:47It's okay.
01:13:57Do you see that, Lexi?
01:13:59Money moves this world.
01:14:01Why don't you just call back to your
01:14:03little tech company and stay off my chair?
01:14:09I wonder when she'll find out
01:14:11that that dress only cost a
01:14:13moose.
01:14:17But, um, Miss Juliana Rossi,
01:14:19nonetheless, that dress is
01:14:21absolutely gorgeous. The detailing was spot-on.
01:14:23I'm really sorry that she had to take it.
01:14:25Oh, Lexi, don't even worry about it.
01:14:27I will make you another dress
01:14:29just as stunning for your birthday party.
01:14:31I mean, after all,
01:14:33you just paid me $19,900
01:14:35for it.
01:14:37Yes, I did.
01:14:41All right.
01:14:43Come on. I have another surprise
01:14:45for you at home.
01:14:47Nick Rivers, are you trying to spoil me?
01:14:49That's right,
01:14:51Miss Ember. Okay.
01:14:53Just be patient.
01:14:55Oh, okay, okay, okay.
01:14:57All right? Okay.
01:15:01Nick, what is this?
01:15:03It's a late-night snack date.
01:15:05Voila.
01:15:07Nick, I can't eat all this on my own.
01:15:09You don't eat snacks.
01:15:11Well, who said you're gonna eat it by yourself?
01:15:13No snacks,
01:15:15no sweets, fried food,
01:15:17your 168 diet.
01:15:19Fuck it.
01:15:21Fuck it.
01:15:27I finally got through to you.
01:15:29You're fun now.
01:15:31I'll cheers to that.
01:15:33Cheers.
01:15:43You did it, Nick.
01:15:45You gave me the perfect gift.
01:15:47Well, I guess
01:15:49my work here is done.
01:15:53I know
01:15:55a good way that we could end today.
01:16:11Wait.
01:16:13I don't want to risk it.
01:16:15Nick,
01:16:17I'm willing to risk it.
01:16:19I want this.
01:16:21I want you.
01:16:45Nick,
01:16:47do you believe
01:16:49what the solace bird said?
01:16:51That this is our destiny?
01:16:53Mm.
01:16:55Last week, Nick would have said
01:16:57it's a load of crap.
01:16:59But
01:17:01now, yeah,
01:17:03I think I do.
01:17:05What about the obstacles she warned us about?
01:17:07That we swapped bodies
01:17:09for a 68-year-old
01:17:11with a 168-year-old.
01:17:13We swapped bodies for 60 hours
01:17:15and survived that.
01:17:17Whatever's waiting for us out there,
01:17:19I think we can manage
01:17:21together.
01:17:25You know I mean every single word.
01:17:37Hi.
01:17:39I'm inviting my dad.
01:17:41Okay.
01:17:43Beautiful.
01:17:49How does it feel to be
01:17:51a week from turning 28, sweetheart?
01:17:53Almost as old as you, Pops.
01:17:55And how is
01:17:57our favorite future son-in-law?
01:17:59You know,
01:18:01Marshal, I thought that you were doing a bid
01:18:03to jet us up about
01:18:05the engagement.
01:18:07But
01:18:09I mean, look at you two now.
01:18:11You're just perfect together.
01:18:13Happy birthday, Lexi.
01:18:15Thank you, I'm very happy you're here.
01:18:17So is Nick.
01:18:19Who's ready to celebrate?
01:18:21Birthday girl?
01:18:23Yes, birthday girl.
01:18:25Wow, Mom,
01:18:27this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:18:29Oh, it was a birthday gift
01:18:31that was sent to the house, honey.
01:18:33Oh.
01:18:35Um.
01:18:39Wow, Mom, this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:18:43Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:18:47Oh.
01:18:49Um...
01:18:51It's like a $5,000 wine.
01:18:53Um, I'm...
01:18:55I don't... I don't remember.
01:18:57A toast.
01:18:59To Lexi, our baby girl,
01:19:01and Nick.
01:19:03For perfect match.
01:19:05Yeah.
01:19:07Ooh.
01:19:09Ha ha.
01:19:15Lexi, what's wrong?
01:19:17I don't know.
01:19:19It's expensive.
01:19:23Yeah, so I, uh...
01:19:25Um...
01:19:27Dad? Dad? Dad, can you hear me?
01:19:31Dad? Mom?
01:19:33Dad? Mom?
01:19:35Dad, Mom!
01:19:37Dad, what's going on?
01:19:39Dad, Dad, what's wrong?
01:19:41Someone help! Someone call 911!
01:19:53It'll take them some time to recover, Miss Amber.
01:19:55But your parents are going to be okay.
01:20:01Thank you, Doctor.
01:20:05Oh, one more thing, Miss Amber.
01:20:07We found a concerning amount of benzos in your blood,
01:20:11which very likely caused an unconsciousness.
01:20:13I'd be extra careful with anxiety meds in the future.
01:20:17Okay, thank you.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:29Hey, girl.
01:20:31Aw.
01:20:33How you holding up?
01:20:35I'm fine.
01:20:37Um...
01:20:39I...
01:20:41I think that somebody
01:20:43drove my parents away.
01:20:47Okay, I thought about this.
01:20:49And the wine was sent anonymously.
01:20:51And with the bottle thrown away, we have no proof.
01:20:53But your bestie
01:20:55bribed the restaurant manager
01:20:57into showing her the street surveillance footage.
01:20:59And guess who was caught on tape right when it happened.
01:21:03Guess who was caught on tape right when it happened.
01:21:07Ava Harris?
01:21:09Mm-hmm.
01:21:11Is that my name I hear?
01:21:13How flattering, Lexi.
01:21:15But I seem to be on your mind all the time.
01:21:19Stay the fuck away from my parents!
01:21:21No!
01:21:23Lexi, relax.
01:21:25I just came to pay them a visit.
01:21:27I mean, it was so sweet of them to invite me to your birthday party.
01:21:29No one invited you anywhere, Ava.
01:21:31I know that you drugged the wine.
01:21:33How could you accuse me
01:21:35of something like that?
01:21:37It's not my fault that they died from their addiction.
01:21:39You can come at me all you want,
01:21:41but you fuck with my family
01:21:43and I will make your life a living hell.
01:21:47Is that what you're going to do?
01:21:49No!
01:21:59I really wouldn't have done this,
01:22:01had it not been for you, Lexi.
01:22:03Did you get that?
01:22:09Heiress Lexi Ember
01:22:11attacked Ava Harris
01:22:13who was visiting her family in the hospital.
01:22:15With a headline like that
01:22:17Ava's condition and Bertech stocks will plummet
01:22:19and you can kiss your family's company goodbye.
01:22:21Lucky for you,
01:22:23I'm willing to be the bigger man here.
01:22:25I'm not going to post that video
01:22:27if
01:22:29you get down on your knees and beg me.
01:22:31And I mean really beg me, Lexi.
01:22:33I'm not going to beg you for anything.
01:22:35Oh, but what's more important here?
01:22:37Your stupid ego?
01:22:39Or your family's company
01:22:41that they've worked so hard to build?
01:22:43What do I do?
01:22:45I can't let her take Mom and Dad's company
01:22:47while they're lying in hospital beds.
01:22:49You know what?
01:22:51Let's give her a hand, shall we?
01:22:57Get the fuck off of me!
01:22:59All you have to do is beg, Lexi.
01:23:01Get the fuck off of me!
01:23:03Take your hands off of her, now!
01:23:05Bitch!
01:23:07In a hospital, Ava,
01:23:09for God's sake, what the fuck is wrong with you?
01:23:11You're taking her side?
01:23:13She attacked me
01:23:15and blamed me for her family's drug abuse.
01:23:17Yeah, I believe Lexi.
01:23:19She's innocent.
01:23:21Well, then,
01:23:23tune into the evening news and watch
01:23:25while I ruin your precious girlfriend
01:23:27and her family's company.
01:23:33Are you okay?
01:23:35Yeah, I'm fine, but Nick, we need to hurry, okay?
01:23:37The evening news is going to be in three hours,
01:23:39and I need your help.
01:23:41Okay.
01:23:45I was really surprised to get your call, Nick.
01:23:47I just wanted to catch up a little
01:23:49for old times' sake.
01:23:51Does your little girlfriend know about this?
01:23:53Who cares?
01:23:55She's in the hospital.
01:23:57Plus, I'm only with her for the money.
01:23:59Now that her company is sinking,
01:24:01she's going to break up with him
01:24:03if I ever cheat.
01:24:05Really?
01:24:07You're leaving her?
01:24:09Today,
01:24:11I've got someone else on my mind.
01:24:19Really, Nick?
01:24:21If you liked me, you should have just said so.
01:24:25You don't know all of the trouble
01:24:27I went through just to get you.
01:24:29Really?
01:24:33What did you do, Ava?
01:24:35I told that bitch to back off,
01:24:37but she didn't listen.
01:24:39So I laced the wine with benzos
01:24:41and had it sent to her parents.
01:24:45I signed the card
01:24:47from Lexi's secret admirer.
01:24:51They probably thought it was me.
01:24:53Bunch of idiots.
01:24:55So you did drink the wine?
01:24:59Yeah.
01:25:01Yeah, I did.
01:25:03I just wanted to teach her a lesson.
01:25:05You know?
01:25:07Probably to stay away from her now.
01:25:09Listen.
01:25:11I have an idea.
01:25:13What if
01:25:15we save the world
01:25:17for Lexi's birthday party
01:25:19and put it up on the big screen
01:25:21and I broke up with her
01:25:23in front of everyone?
01:25:25She'd be so dead.
01:25:29I didn't know you could play dirty like this.
01:25:31All right.
01:25:33It's getting late
01:25:35and Lexi could come back any time.
01:25:37Yeah.
01:25:39Oh, and remember,
01:25:41no showing that video
01:25:43until Lexi's birthday.
01:25:45Of course.
01:25:47I'll keep it a surprise.
01:25:49Of course.
01:25:51I'll keep it a surprise.
01:26:01Oh, and you should wear
01:26:03that dress to the party.
01:26:05That would drive Lexi through the door.
01:26:07Don't worry, Mickey.
01:26:09I didn't come alone.
01:26:13Soon you'll be mine.
01:26:15Good night.
01:26:17Good night.
01:26:25Did you get it?
01:26:27I think we got it.
01:26:29So you
01:26:31did drug the wine.
01:26:33Yeah.
01:26:35Yeah, I did.
01:26:39I'm sorry you had to hear this.
01:26:41And I'm sorry
01:26:43that you and your parents got dragged into this mess.
01:26:45I can't believe
01:26:47they were the two of us.
01:26:49Nick, Nick, it's not your fault, okay?
01:26:51We're in this together.
01:26:53I got the proof that I need it.
01:26:55For you? Anything.
01:26:57At my birthday party on Saturday,
01:26:59Eva Harris is going down.
01:27:01Yeah, she will.
01:27:09Doctor?
01:27:11Yeah, this is him.
01:27:13Yeah, yeah, I'll be over as soon as I can.
01:27:15Hey, Nick, what happened?
01:27:17It's my dad.
01:27:19He's in the O.R.
01:27:21They're going into emergency surgery.
01:27:23Come on, let's go.
01:27:25Let's go. Yeah.
01:27:37Nick.
01:27:39How long have you been here?
01:27:41Two hours and, um,
01:27:4323 minutes.
01:27:45Been waiting for you to wake up.
01:27:51Listen, Nicholas.
01:27:53I am sorry.
01:27:57You lost your mother tonight.
01:28:01I just don't know how to love you the way she did.
01:28:05But I do love you.
01:28:07And I'm proud to have had you for company.
01:28:11Thanks, Dad.
01:28:15You're not Mom, but
01:28:17you're a pretty good Pop.
01:28:21Before we get all
01:28:23gushy and teary,
01:28:25I gotta ask you a favor.
01:28:29Can I have Mom's
01:28:31engagement ring?
01:28:35Sure.
01:28:37Sure.
01:28:39Sure.
01:28:45The doctor says you can go home soon.
01:28:47How do you feel?
01:28:49For the tenth time, we're fine.
01:28:51Don't worry.
01:28:53Who's John F. Kennedy?
01:28:55See? Okay.
01:28:59Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Embra.
01:29:01Do you mind if I
01:29:03steal that seaway for a moment?
01:29:05What's the Grand Canyon?
01:29:07Forget it all. Your kids have fun.
01:29:11Bye. Love you.
01:29:19I'm sure that the surprise was great,
01:29:21but I also have to prepare for my friend's
01:29:23discharge. I have to go to office.
01:29:25Okay. Just let me give you the surprise.
01:29:33Your mom texted me
01:29:35and said that you needed a break from
01:29:37taking care of them and the company,
01:29:39so
01:29:41I rented this entire place.
01:29:43After all, this is
01:29:45where it all started, you and I.
01:29:49Thank you, Mike.
01:29:51I needed this.
01:29:53May I have the honor?
01:29:57I guess.
01:30:05Remember when I said
01:30:07that you're a grumpy, frigid old man?
01:30:09Yeah.
01:30:11I take that back.
01:30:13Remember when I said you were
01:30:15a spoiled princess?
01:30:17Mm-hmm. I take it back, too.
01:30:21You make a pretty good team.
01:30:23Yeah. We make the best team
01:30:25at Scandra.
01:30:35What a party.
01:30:37Everybody who's anybody is here.
01:30:41Like Amber,
01:30:43the heiress of the biggest tech company in L.A.
01:30:45It isn't just that.
01:30:47Have you heard?
01:30:49She's now with Nick Rivers.
01:30:51Shut up. Nick Rivers?
01:30:53The super hot billionaire CEO?
01:30:59That's Eva Harris.
01:31:01I heard she's gonna be named
01:31:03CEO for a family's business next week.
01:31:05Just look at her dress.
01:31:07And isn't she Nick's
01:31:09childhood sweetheart?
01:31:11Guess Lexi has some competition.
01:31:15Oh, my gosh.
01:31:17She looks so amazing.
01:31:19I've never seen such a beautiful dress.
01:31:23Glad to see you here, Eva.
01:31:25Guessing it was a part of your plan
01:31:27to get a $200,000 dress
01:31:29and steal my thunder, huh?
01:31:31I'm really sorry it didn't work out.
01:31:33It's just a stupid dress.
01:31:35What are you being so snug about?
01:31:45What the fuck, Nick?
01:31:49I'm playing the part.
01:31:51You want to surprise her at the end, right?
01:31:53I'm sorry.
01:31:55Oh!
01:31:57My head must have slipped.
01:31:59It's fine, yeah.
01:32:01There's plenty of wine for you to spill on yourself.
01:32:03Also, you don't need to worry about
01:32:05anything being drugged or anything.
01:32:09Enjoy it while you can, Lexi.
01:32:11Just wait until Nick dumps you
01:32:13and ruins your reputation in front of all these people.
01:32:19Everyone,
01:32:21I just want to thank you for coming out to my
01:32:2328th birthday party. I'm surprised that I made it this far.
01:32:25And ladies and gentlemen,
01:32:27let me invite a very special guest
01:32:29up on stage.
01:32:31Ava Harris, my old friend.
01:32:33Heiress of the Harris family.
01:32:39Ava and I have a special
01:32:41surprise for the birthday girl.
01:32:43What do you say, Ava?
01:32:45Should we show them?
01:32:47No time like the present, Nick.
01:32:49Put it on, boys.
01:32:51This is the end of you, bitch.
01:32:53What did you do, Ava?
01:32:55I kicked the back off.
01:32:57But she didn't listen.
01:32:59So I laced the wine with benzo and had it sent to her parents.
01:33:01Bunch of idiots.
01:33:03That wine did
01:33:05drug the wine.
01:33:07Yeah. Yeah, it did.
01:33:09I wanted to teach her a lesson.
01:33:13Tell her to stay away from my parents.
01:33:15You all heard it loud and clear,
01:33:17ladies and gentlemen.
01:33:19Miss Ava Harris has sent
01:33:21a poisoned bottle of wine to my parents
01:33:23in order to hurt me and my family.
01:33:25No. No. Listen to me. You're lying.
01:33:27Nick, you set me up
01:33:29with this fucking bitch, didn't you?
01:33:31Watch your mouth, Ava. That's my girlfriend you're talking about.
01:33:39Oh.
01:33:43Oh.
01:33:47Oh. My. God.
01:33:49Are you all idiots?
01:33:51Someone get me a towel or something.
01:33:53Oh, no. You guys don't have to worry about getting here or anything.
01:33:55Actually, Miss Harris was just headed out, so...
01:33:59I'm gonna kill you, Lexi Ember.
01:34:01Miss Ava Harris,
01:34:03you're under arrest
01:34:05for the malicious injury of Marshall Ember,
01:34:07Paula Ember,
01:34:09and John Rivers.
01:34:11Oh, no. That's not me. That's not me. He has the wrong person.
01:34:13I'll take you from here, Miss Ember.
01:34:15I don't want to go to jail.
01:34:17Well, maybe you should have thought about that before hurting my parents.
01:34:19Oh, also,
01:34:21I forgot to mention, that dress is actually, like,
01:34:23$100 or something like that.
01:34:25What? Ew!
01:34:27Oh, my God!
01:34:29You have to let me change!
01:34:31Oh, my God!
01:34:33That was quite the surprise.
01:34:35Well, we were hoping to top that.
01:34:39Come here.
01:34:43And
01:34:45this is the stamp I use
01:34:47as CEO of Ember Tech Corporation
01:34:49and
01:34:51as our gift to you
01:34:53on your 20th birthday,
01:34:55like it happens.
01:34:57Oh, my God!
01:34:59Are you guys naming me CEO?
01:35:01Your father and I could use a little break,
01:35:03and the days that we were in the hospital
01:35:05proved that you're ready, honey.
01:35:07And
01:35:09when it gets to be a little too much,
01:35:11we know you always have
01:35:13the best time.
01:35:15I'm nervous, my lady.
01:35:17This is
01:35:19the best surprise ever.
01:35:21I wouldn't be so sure about that, Don.
01:35:23Ladies and gentlemen,
01:35:25if I may have your attention one last time,
01:35:27I have a
01:35:29final surprise tonight
01:35:31for the birthday girl.
01:35:33I never thought that I would
01:35:35fall in love.
01:35:37That is until I met
01:35:39a spoiled heiress
01:35:41with an attitude problem.
01:35:43But I was wrong
01:35:45about love
01:35:47and about her.
01:35:51And now I see.
01:35:53I see.
01:35:55You are
01:35:57so beautiful
01:35:59and kind
01:36:01and caring.
01:36:03You can make me laugh in a million different ways.
01:36:07And once I said that
01:36:09I would rather die
01:36:11than marry you.
01:36:13But now I know that
01:36:17I couldn't live without you.
01:36:19So,
01:36:21I have a question for you,
01:36:23Luxie Ember.
01:36:29Will you marry me?
01:36:35Yes.
01:36:37Of course I'll marry you.
01:36:41It's the fairytale come true.
01:36:45Mission accomplished.
01:36:55Oh, this is the best surprise ever.
01:36:57For you.
01:36:59Anything.
01:37:03Wait.
01:37:05Shouldn't we check the full moon or something?
01:37:07Just shut up and kiss me.
01:37:11Okay.
01:37:21Are you ready?
01:37:23Ready.
01:37:25One,
01:37:27two,
01:37:29three.
01:37:31That's a girl?
01:37:33Yes, it's a girl.
01:37:35Okay, come on.
01:37:37Cakes and champagne in the kitchen for everyone.
01:37:41What?
01:37:43Hey, Samantha.
01:37:45I was thinking maybe we could grab a drink sometime?
01:37:47I'm gonna stop you right there.
01:37:49You work for my best friend's husband.
01:37:51We're just friends.
01:37:53I'm never going to date you.
01:38:01All right.
01:38:07All right.
01:38:09Get to work.