Yeh Chanda Kanoon Hai - Episode 1
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00:00This is the law of the jungle
00:11Honourable Mr. Justice is arriving
00:21Move aside
00:24Have you left the court?
00:26No, the court has just started
00:28Then why are they standing?
00:30In your honour
00:32Sit down
00:37You too
00:40Today's case
00:43A girl named Ramola has filed a case against minister Sundar Lal Yadav
00:48That the minister is Ramola's illegitimate son
00:53Minister is not Ramola's illegitimate son
00:57But Ramola is minister's illegitimate son
01:00Alright, start the court proceedings
01:04Honourable Mr. Sundar Lal Yadav is arriving
01:09Why is he shouting here?
01:11Why is he shouting here?
01:17So minister Sundar Lal Yadav
01:19What do you want to present in your defence?
01:22My lord, what should I present?
01:24He will present whatever he wants
01:26This is Vibhuti Narayan
01:28He is my lawyer, he is fighting my case
01:30Vibhuti
01:34Start the court proceedings
01:36My lord
01:38I seek your pardon
01:40You haven't even started the case yet
01:42And you are asking for pardon
01:44Court proceedings start at 12
01:46And right now
01:48It's 12.05
01:50And our lawyer
01:52Chanda Rani Nadarat
01:54What?
01:56She is missing
01:57I am also missing her
02:06Wow, Chanda Rani is here
02:10Welcome, Chanda Rani
02:12Welcome
02:14I thought
02:18Yes
02:20I was adjusting my pant
02:24Chanda Rani, it's 12.05
02:26Please look at your watch
02:28Your watch seems to be running faster than the time
02:31Mr. Vibhuti Narayan
02:33My watch is less than 12.05
02:36Mr. Vibhuti Narayan
02:38My watch is less than 12.05
02:40It must be in your watch
02:42But in the court's watch
02:44My lord, what are you doing?
02:46This is not right
02:48You are moving the watch backwards
02:50If Chanda Rani's watch is less than 12.05
02:52Then the court's watch is also less than 12.05
02:58Hold it
03:00Put it down
03:02My lord, look
03:04You are wasting the court's time
03:06By talking nonsense
03:08Vibhuti, don't waste time
03:10What's the matter, Chanda Rani?
03:12Today, I am matching
03:14And you are matching
03:16Both are matching
03:18I am white and you are white
03:20But in your whiteness
03:22You are looking beautiful
03:26My lord, Chanda Rani always wears white
03:30If I praise her today
03:32Keep quiet
03:34Or else I will hit you
03:38My lord, I want to call Ramola to the court
03:42Who has accused my client
03:44The minister
03:46That he is his illegitimate father
03:48Permission granted
03:50Ramola, please come
03:52Ramola
04:00I will speak the truth
04:02I won't say anything other than the truth
04:04My lord, this girl is lying
04:06That the minister is his illegitimate father
04:08Whereas our minister's heart
04:10Is pure like the river Ganga
04:12And pure like the river Jamuna
04:14Have you ever been to Delhi or Agra?
04:16Yes, my lord
04:18Have you seen the water of Jamuna?
04:20Nice one
04:22Thank you
04:24My lord
04:26I want to ask Ramola a few questions
04:28If you permit
04:30Permission granted
04:32Ramola
04:34How can you say that my client
04:36Is your illegitimate father?
04:38This is the proof
04:40This photo was taken when I was 8
04:42This is my mother
04:44This is the minister
04:46And I am sitting in his lap
04:48Anyway, this is not a proof
04:50The minister is a celebrity
04:52And anyone can take a photo with him
04:54This case is clear
04:56This girl Ramola is a liar
04:58She is a fraud
05:00She wants to take away the minister's property
05:02Many years ago
05:04Her mother took a photo of her with the minister
05:06And she is taking advantage of that
05:08My lord
05:10I have another photograph of the minister
05:14The difference is
05:16The minister has a dog
05:18And the dog will say
05:20The minister is my father
05:22What are you saying?
05:24Order
05:26My lord
05:28I request the court
05:30To remove the charges against my client
05:32And punish this girl Ramola
05:34So that she
05:36Will not be able to accuse
05:38Anyone else
05:40That's all your honor
05:42Chanda Rani ji
05:44Hello
05:46What will she say?
05:48She has nothing left to say
05:52My lord
05:54I need some time
05:56From the court
05:58Alright
06:00The court gives 2 hours
06:02But my lord
06:04The court is adjourned for 2 hours only
06:06Chanda ji
06:08I think this case
06:10Is more than I can handle
06:12Don't worry
06:14Have faith in god
06:16You are fighting this case
06:18God is not fighting
06:20Will you keep quiet for some time?
06:22Let me think
06:24Don't act like a lawyer
06:26Chanda Rani
06:28Reading this book won't help
06:30You have lost the case
06:32The court has not given its verdict yet
06:34It won't
06:36And I can see your defeat
06:38The first proof is
06:40That you got scared of my first villain
06:42If a lioness is going to back off
06:44Then she shouldn't get scared
06:46She should be careful
06:48Because she is a long jumper
06:50If you are so fond of jumping
06:52Then go to the Olympics
06:54Why are you playing the game of law?
06:56This is not your cup of tea
06:58Time will tell
07:00Now will you please?
07:02Come on Minky
07:04Sir, I am Pinky
07:06Then who is Minky?
07:08Sir, I am
07:10What is this confusion?
07:12Minister Sundar Lal Yadav is here
07:18Whatever I say will be the truth
07:20I won't say anything other than the truth
07:24Minister
07:26Yes
07:28Do you know what you have sworn on?
07:30Very good
07:32Tell me
07:34Are you Mr. Verma
07:36Ramola's mother's husband's friend?
07:38No
07:40I have heard Verma's name for the first time
07:42I neither know Verma
07:44Nor this girl
07:46I only have a son
07:48The son who is in jail
07:50For harassing a girl
07:52I had sent him
07:54Chanda Rani
07:56What are you saying?
07:58This is my opposition's plan
08:00I have sent this girl
08:02To my opposition
08:04What about all the cases against you?
08:06This is the opposition's plan
08:08What about your conversation with
08:10Underworld Don Taboodh?
08:12This is the opposition's plan
08:14What about your pregnant wife?
08:16This is the opposition's plan
08:18No
08:20What kind of stupid question is this?
08:22How is my wife's pregnancy
08:24Related to this case?
08:26That is why I am asking this question
08:28I want to call her in the court
08:30Chanda Rani
08:32Is breaking all the limits of the law
08:34Objection my lord
08:36My lord
08:38You are the lord
08:40Sit down
08:42Vibhuti
08:46Chanda Rani
08:48Proceed
08:50Thank you my lord
08:52Now I want to call a witness in the court
08:54I am alone enough to open the minister's case
08:58Anguri Bai
09:00Mujhre Wali
09:02Anguri Bai
09:04Please come
09:06Anguri Bai
09:08Anguri Bai
09:10Anguri Bai
09:12Anguri Bai
09:14Anguri Bai
09:16Anguri Bai
09:18Anguri Bai
09:20Anguri Bai
09:22Hey Jholkar
09:24Why are you feeling shy?
09:26You often come to our poor people's house
09:28Jholkar
09:30Is that even a part of your name?
09:32Anguri Bai
09:34But we have a few more unbalanced clothes
09:36Hello, Judge.
09:38Hello.
09:40She's not here.
09:44I swear on her head...
09:46Show her the Gita.
09:47You forgot the Gita just because I said you swear on the head.
09:49I swear on the Gita,
09:52that whatever she says, she says honestly.
09:55And all she says besides honesty.
09:58Don't tell her the whole truth.
10:00Just present something.
10:02What's in your heart?
10:07Wait a minute, wait a minute.
10:09This is not a place to sing.
10:11This is a court and he is a judge.
10:13So what?
10:15This judge is our old lover.
10:18Isn't it, judge?
10:20Last time when you came to our poor house,
10:23what did you dance?
10:25Oh God!
10:27I saw Anu dancing like this for the first time.
10:32Order! Order! Order!
10:34Leave that and tell me,
10:36do you know Sundar Yadav?
10:38Him? Murgi Chor?
10:40Why won't I recognize him?
10:42He used to come every morning and sit on my poor house.
10:46And he used to spend thousands of rupees on my daughters.
10:48Then why is he...
10:50I mean, why are you calling him a thief?
10:52Because all his notes were fake.
10:55No, no, no. In that bundle, 500's notes were real.
10:59Point to be noted, my lord.
11:01The minister used to go to see the dance.
11:03Oh, what a game you have played, Chanda Rani.
11:06Thank you, Angudi Bai. You may go.
11:09Judge sahab,
11:11please come sometime.
11:13Sit, sit.
11:15I'm tired. I'm tired.
11:17Go!
11:19That's all, my lord.
11:21It's okay.
11:22Hey, Viputi!
11:24Do you want to say something or should I make a decision?
11:26No, no, no.
11:28Judge sahab,
11:30I have a headache.
11:32I need some time, judge sahab.
11:34Okay, the law gives you three minutes.
11:37Judge sahab, this is not a cold cough.
11:39This is a chest pain.
11:41Give me some more time, judge sahab.
11:43I mean, more time, judge sahab.
11:45The court is adjourned for three days.
11:47Oh, my lord.
11:49They understood what your father wants.
11:52Hey!
11:54What are you doing here?
11:56Go inside the court and sweep the floor.
11:58Look, it's time for the judge to come.
12:00Come on, hurry up.
12:02Why are you in such a hurry, Munmun?
12:04Look, you are taking the law in your hands.
12:06You will be punished.
12:08Then lock me up in the jail of your heart forever.
12:10What?
12:11Will you like to go to jail forever?
12:13My lord!
12:15My lord!
12:17My lord, look at him.
12:19Look at him.
12:21He always teases me.
12:23What a time has come.
12:25He is taking the law in his hands.
12:27My lord, your hand.
12:29What happened to my hand?
12:31It's here too.
12:33Oh, sorry, sorry.
12:34Naughty boy.
12:35Boy?
12:37How's that?
12:39How's that?
12:43Justice is served.
12:45Everyone knows.
12:47Sit down, please.
12:49Sit down.
12:53Let the court proceedings begin.
12:55My lord,
12:57I'm going to play my last card.
13:01I'm going to play my last card.
13:03Go ahead.
13:05Do whatever you want.
13:13My lord,
13:15My lord,
13:17Look at this photo carefully.
13:21This is mine.
13:23Yes, my lord.
13:25But there's a woman standing next to you.
13:27And there's an innocent, cute child in your lap.
13:29Five years old.
13:31This is Gangubai, my maid.
13:33And this is her son.
13:35Gangubai wanted her son's photo
13:37to be clicked with a great judge.
13:39So I obliged.
13:41By the way, this photo is very old.
13:43My lord,
13:45She's not a maid.
13:47She's my mother.
13:49And the five-year-old child in your lap
13:51is me, my lord.
13:53No.
13:55My father is a bad man.
13:59Shut up.
14:01Look, Vibhuti,
14:03this photo can't be a proof.
14:05Because this photo doesn't prove
14:07that you're my son.
14:09Similarly, this photo doesn't prove
14:11that you're the minister's daughter.
14:13My lord, this case is as clear as a mirror.
14:15My client, Sundar Lal Yadav,
14:17is innocent.
14:19I request that he be acquitted.
14:21And this girl
14:23be punished severely.
14:25And that's all, your honor.
14:31Mr. Chanda Rani, I think he's right.
14:35Your case may be lost.
14:37So please think of something.
14:41I need some time, my lord.
14:43In your 10 years?
14:47No, I'll manage it in 2 hours.
14:49All right, the court is adjourned
14:51for 2 hours.
14:53My lord, this is...
14:55My lord, the case is as clear as a mirror.
14:57Hello? My lord?
15:03Mr. Chanda, I don't think I'll get justice.
15:05And if that happens, I'll give up my life.
15:07Don't be crazy. Have faith.
15:09Truth always wins.
15:11Excuse me, Mr. Chanda Rani.
15:13May I come in?
15:15Sir?
15:17Why did you bother?
15:19You could've called me.
15:21Well, can you please excuse us?
15:27A devotee doesn't call the goddess of law
15:29from the front.
15:31In fact, the devotee himself
15:33goes to her to meet her.
15:35You're embarrassing me, sir.
15:37I'm embarrassing you
15:39because even if I don't want to
15:41today, I'll have to make a decision
15:43against you.
15:45But I, Mr. Chanda Rani,
15:47am ready to break my principles
15:49and to make you win
15:51if you want.
15:53No, sir, there's no need for that.
15:55I won't give up so easily.
15:57I knew it!
15:59You have the spirit. I knew it.
16:01Good, good, good.
16:03Thank you, sir.
16:05Thank you. Thank you, sir.
16:07I have a very important
16:09matter to attend to regarding this case.
16:11I'll leave now. Thank you. Thank you very much.
16:13Oh, no!
16:15How long will this law
16:17keep giving electricity to this law?
16:19Huh?
16:21Where am I?
16:25Minister Sundarlal Yadav
16:27is here!
16:31My lord,
16:33the spirit of Ramola's
16:35dead mother is here.
16:37Her spirit.
16:39And right now, that spirit is present
16:41in this court.
16:43What are you saying?
16:45My lord, what kind of a joke is this?
16:47I don't see any spirit here.
16:49You're a lawyer, I'm a minister.
16:51Even I can't see it.
16:53Those cheap people can't see it.
16:55I can see it. I can see it.
16:57My lord, where can you see it?
16:59I'm scared, my lord.
17:01Chanda Rani has said it.
17:03I can see it. I can see it.
17:05Go ahead, Chanda Rani.
17:07My lord, the spirit of Ramola's
17:09dead mother is here.
17:11She wants to tell you all something
17:13in the court.
17:15Present the truth.
17:23My lord!
17:25I am Vikas Verma.
17:27Do you recognize me?
17:29The one who is standing here
17:31as a minister has betrayed me.
17:33What kind of a drama is this?
17:35You're the one who is doing the drama.
17:37You did the drama with me.
17:39Do you remember what you did to me
17:41during the college days?
17:43You did the drama of love.
17:45And then, after my husband died,
17:47what did you say? Will you marry me?
17:49I got carried away by you.
17:51And then one day, in the cold drink,
17:53you gave me the medicine of unconsciousness.
17:55And then tell me, what did you do to me?
17:57Where were you, Surekha?
17:59Oh, my!
18:03That's all, my lord.
18:05The minister has admitted
18:07that he gave me the medicine of unconsciousness.
18:09But where did the spirit go, Chanda Rani?
18:11There was no spirit, my lord.
18:13I was just acting.
18:15Wow!
18:19Great! Great!
18:21Very nice! Very nice!
18:23You should get the Bhaskar Award.
18:27And this is a court, not an award function.
18:29Make a decision.
18:31I know, ma'am.
18:33Yes, so the court
18:35orders Sundar Lal Yadav
18:37to give half of his property
18:39in the name of Ramola.
18:41Otherwise, he will get
18:43a strict sentence of 8 years.
18:47My lord, say, by force.
18:49Say, by force.
18:51To hang till death.
18:53It's broken. It's broken.
18:55Thank you, Chanda ji.
18:57You are great. You gave me my right.
18:59Thank you. Thank you so much.
19:01I am not great. I am just an ordinary human being.
19:03He is great.
19:05The lawyer.
19:07And even greater than him
19:09is the minister.
19:11How much more will you embarrass me?
19:13Now tell me, Chanda Rani.
19:15How did you come to know
19:17about all the fine details
19:19between me and Surekha?
19:21Do you recognize this diary?
19:23This is Mrs. Verma's personal diary
19:25which I found at Ramola's house.
19:29Chanda Rani,
19:31you have won this case.
19:33Let me see how you win the next case.
19:35I will win every case.
19:37And I will defeat you till my last breath.
19:39The 7 years
19:41that I have spent with you,
19:43I will make it count
19:45with the help of law.
19:47Law is not so blind that it cannot understand your cleverness.
19:49This is not blind law.
19:51This is Chanda law.
20:21The End