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00:00You should have shown your worth.
00:01Your father showed me my worth.
00:03He doesn't have any dignity.
00:04I humiliated Raj.
00:06He didn't feel bad.
00:07What capacity does your father have?
00:09He humiliated himself.
00:10He humiliated him so much that he made him work in the court every day.
00:12You didn't even have a place in the court.
00:15By the way, after marriage, fights happen.
00:17This is the first marriage in the world
00:19in which the groom is also tied to the bride.
00:22He will be tied now.
00:24What do you mean?
00:25Like my family doesn't know who is Mahi's husband.
00:28Even she doesn't know who is the youngest son of my family.
00:32And you?
00:33You know this.
00:34I know this.
00:35But Mahi doesn't know.
00:36Carry on, carry on, carry on, Jatta.
00:41What do you mean?
00:43Carry on, carry on, carry on, Jatta.
00:47I turned out to be the best actor in the nursery.
00:49Don't worry.
00:51Thank you, sister-in-law.
00:53New sister-in-law. First time.
00:55Brother, is this your house?
00:57I found out a little while ago that this is my house
01:00and I am their son.
01:02I am very happy that this is my house.
01:05I am very happy that I will take care of my sister-in-law.
01:08You say that Sikena's father is a very handsome man.
01:12But I find this uncle very sweet.
01:14Really?
01:15That means he praises my father a lot.
01:17I have said a lot of good things about uncle.
01:20No, no. What is good about my father?
01:21He is not a bad person.
01:23What is good about my father?
01:24I have never seen a worse person than him.
01:26I am ashamed to call him my father.
01:28You don't believe me.
01:28When I used to come to school to write to my father,
01:31I used to leave a paper with a score of 15.
01:32I used to write good things about my father.
01:35I think he has a very big heart.
01:37You also say a few bad things about him.
01:39Why are you saying bad things about me?
01:41When the matter is over, we will leave this house tomorrow.
01:44What do you mean?
01:45I mean, when they find out that I am this insolent friend
01:47who gives me a one-month notice.
01:49They say, vacate the house.
01:50We will vacate the house tomorrow.
01:52They will vacate the house?
01:53Is this what I have to do after marriage?
01:55Sometimes here, sometimes there.
01:56I will go and talk to uncle.
01:58No, no. You sit.
02:00I mean, you make the food.
02:01I will see.
02:02I will talk to him.
02:04I will go and talk to him.
02:05Hey, Jai Chaudhary.
02:07The girl was talking nonsense.
02:09Brother.
02:11Brother, eat the food here.
02:12Why don't you want to eat the food?
02:14You will get beaten up at your friend's house.
02:16Okay, then we will eat.
02:18Sister-in-law, I have made french beans fritters.
02:19I am very fond of eating french beans.
02:21French beans?
02:22Is that so?
02:23Any other request?
02:24Why are you staring at me?
02:26I am going.
02:27I will go down and talk to dad.
02:28If he says anything else, keep your mouth shut.
02:36You idiot.
02:37No one taught you how to talk.
02:39Idiot.
02:40Mad.
02:41Insolent.
02:42Donkey.
02:43What nonsense are you talking about?
02:44Dad, I am not talking nonsense.
02:45He is talking nonsense.
02:46Before giving the room for rent,
02:47at least check the house.
02:48Should I check the house before giving the rent?
02:50What is he saying?
02:51What is he saying?
02:52He is talking nonsense.
02:53Nonsense?
02:54You will get such a case
02:55when the client comes to you.
02:56The one who will pray to you.
02:57He will do that.
02:58Why me?
02:59The men are like dad's.
03:00If he is such a bad son,
03:01people will talk nonsense.
03:03Bad son.
03:04No fun.
03:05No taste.
03:06But I say,
03:07the men are like Veer's.
03:08What?
03:09I will see him.
03:10Sit, sit.
03:11Veer, he is not talking.
03:12He is staying away.
03:13If he is staying away,
03:14he will go and live somewhere else.
03:15Go away.
03:16If he comes, he will be a dog.
03:17He is your friend.
03:18I will see him.
03:19I will see him.
03:20He is not wearing a black coat.
03:21Yes, he is wearing a black coat.
03:23Get lost.
03:24Get lost.
03:25Don't talk to me.
03:26Why should I talk to you?
03:27I will talk to my wife.
03:29Hey, where are you going?
03:31I am going to the school.
03:33Which is your father's school
03:35that you are going till late night?
03:37I have got a big order.
03:39Daddy will have to send me to school
03:41for a few days.
03:42Have to send you.
03:43Get lost.
03:45Hey, you are not standing in your place.
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07:42Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
07:44I was serving tea.
07:49Looks like both husband and wife love to write letters.
07:55She's gone.
08:01She's come back.
08:02She's come back.
08:29Good morning.
08:30Good morning.
08:32Mahi, you're here for the first time.
08:35Now you're inside.
08:36Sister-in-law, you know that Mahi is always at home.
08:38Sometimes inside, sometimes outside.
08:41I made tea for you.
08:46You're not up yet?
08:49Get up now.
08:50I'll wait here.
08:51What?
08:53Did the elephant leave?
08:54Huh?
08:55Why are you standing outside?
08:56You're used to talking in your sleep.
08:58Keep your distance, dear.
09:00The tea will get cold.
09:01I'll heat the tea.
09:02Get up before I come.
09:03I'll stand by the elephant.
09:05Oh.
09:15Get up, get up.
09:17Don't be a coward.
09:18Hurry up.
09:19There's still time.
09:20Hurry up.
09:22She's gone.
09:32You're not up yet?
09:33I'll heat the tea.
09:42You look good.
09:43What are you doing today?
09:45Nothing special.
09:46Just walking.
09:47Let's go for a walk.
09:48We've already gone for a walk.
09:50I mean, where are we going?
09:52Market.
09:53I have to buy a lot of stuff for the house.
09:55I'll get ready quickly and come with you.
09:57You talk like a boy.
09:58Get ready quickly.
09:59Be a girl.
10:00Relax for a couple of hours.
10:02I'll meet you at 12 at the market
10:04when I'm done with some work.
10:06Okay?
10:07You won't be late, will you?
10:09I'm never late.
10:13Okay.
10:29Oh.
10:30Get up, get up.
10:32Don't be a coward.
10:33Hurry up.
10:34There's still time.
10:35Hurry up.
10:36There's still time.
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11:00Hurry up.
11:14Atschi!
11:19Good morning, brother.
11:20Good Morning.
11:21Good Morning.
11:22You're here.
11:23Yes.
11:24Your farther just passed away.
11:25I know.
11:26He's dead?
11:27What do you think?
11:28Go freshen up. Your sister-in-law will get you breakfast.
11:31I'm not hungry. I'm very tired.
11:33And I'm very sleepy.
11:37You should have at least given me something to eat.
11:40Why do you make me wait for Bakaal?
11:42I don't care about Bakaal.
11:44Bakaal is our daily bread.
11:45What nonsense are you talking?
11:48Can I go?
11:49Go.
11:50I'm very tired. Please don't disturb me.
11:52No one is disturbing you. Go away.
11:54I'm going to sleep in the bathroom.
12:17Daljeet.
12:18Yes.
12:19Tell me when the lentils are ready.
12:20Okay.
12:23Daljeet.
12:24Daljeet.
12:25Daljeet.
12:26Daljeet.
12:26Daljeet.
12:27Daljeet.
12:53CIGARETTE SMOKING CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH.
13:23BAKAAL
13:36Show me your hand.
13:39I want to polish my shoes.
13:42Show me your hand.
13:46I'm a new customer.
13:48I want to polish my shoes.
13:50Fair.
13:51Show me your hand.
13:52I feel ashamed of myself.
13:55My daughter is so cheap.
13:56What happened, dad?
13:58Where is Mahi?
13:59What is this?
13:59I asked where Mahi is.
14:00Mahi has gone shopping with her husband.
14:03She didn't go with her husband.
14:04She is out with her husband.
14:06Oh God, dad.
14:07If you want to send a customer, I'll do it.
14:09She is a child of a prostitute.
14:10You send her.
14:11She is sleeping inside.
14:13I can't see anything.
14:16I saw it with my own eyes.
14:17They were hugging each other.
14:19Oh God, dad.
14:20Why are you saying such things?
14:21My daughter can do such things.
14:24Why should I say such things?
14:25She is sleeping inside.
14:27You can see for yourself.
14:34I told you.
14:35She is sleeping inside.
14:36Why did you tie me up?
14:39You are a good son.
14:43Where were you half an hour ago?
14:44I was sleeping here.
14:47I came here at 9 am.
14:48You opened my eyes before that.
14:50I will open your eyes, uncle.
14:52I didn't understand.
14:53What will you do if you don't understand?
14:54You are Ramlal's father. You know him.
14:55I don't know. I am a Hilday.
14:57I didn't find a black coat like this.
14:59I found it with Ritha.
15:00I woke up half an hour ago.
15:02Please. Please go.
15:04Please, sister-in-law.
15:04Go to Sarjan.
15:05Me.
15:06Who locked me inside?
15:07So that no one disturbs me.
15:09But why are you all dressed like CBI officers?
15:11Let me go.
15:12Go.
15:13But don't lock me inside.
15:15Where is the blouse?
15:16I will beat you up.
15:17Please let me go.
15:19Please. I am very tired.
15:20Daddy, please go.
15:21Please.
15:36If you are done mourning, will you cook?
15:38How can I cook if I don't cook?
15:42How is this possible?
15:43You should have sent a letter.
15:44Letter?
15:45That too to the advocates.
15:47I have counted the number of flights and passengers.
15:51But still, there is a difference of 5-7.
15:53They must have gone to mourn.
15:55Dirty kids.
15:56No fun at all.
15:57Hello, everybody.
16:00Where did you come from?
16:01Shopping.
16:02With whom?
16:03With my husband.
16:04Did you hear that?
16:05You should never doubt your father for 4500 rupees.
16:08Daddy, if you say so..
16:09Sister-in-law, you go upstairs.
16:10Sorry for the inconvenience.
16:13I don't want anyone else to go with me.
16:16I am a clever man.
16:17Tell me. Why are you standing here?
16:19Why should I stand? I am sitting on the sofa.
16:21Sit down.
16:22The rents have gone bad in June.
16:23Our July and September have gone bad all year round.
16:26Do you know, the day a renter threw you in the court?
16:28I don't care if he threw me in the court.
16:30I will throw you here today.
16:32Okay.
16:33Advocates always have a lot of fun.
16:35Goldie, I don't think your father is a good man.
16:39You are a good man.
16:40I don't know how to behave, but you should know how to behave.
16:43Right?
16:44Before your manners cross the threshold of my house..
16:47..tell me, where did you come from as a man's son?
16:50I came from here.
16:51I didn't ask for directions.
16:53I asked for the situation.
16:54What is going on?
16:55What is going on?
16:56I have come to shop for my wife.
16:59Did I commit a crime?
17:00When did your wife come?
17:01She came before the rest of us.
17:02And now you have come.
17:04Ladies first.
17:06As it is, the tyre of the motorcycle had got punctured.
17:08I had sent my wife first.
17:09Is it?
17:10And your wife came on a tyre?
17:12They ride a rickshaw in the city.
17:14Tell me.
17:15Now I will make my delicate wife stand on a cannon.
17:20Which is your father's cannon that he fires at 9 o'clock at night?
17:24Actually, uncle, when I..
17:27When I..
17:28Stand up and talk.
17:31When I..
17:32I am telling you, I don't need to take it so easily.
17:33Stand up and talk.
17:34Don't talk to me like that.
17:36When I..
17:38I am standing right here. I am not going to go there.
17:41You are troubling your son-in-law.
17:43Stand up and talk to me.
17:45When I am hungry for food..
17:48..then I don't feel like talking to you.
17:51Go and serve the food. I am getting late.
17:53I will feed you food here today.
17:56The food is already cooked here.
17:57And you come to our house.
18:00Answer my questions as a son of a man.
18:03Why don't you make a bowl here?
18:04Whoever comes, ask him the question first.
18:07Where have you come from? Why have you come?
18:08What is the matter? Where are you going?
18:09This is amazing.
18:10If you don't mind, don't pay us the rent.
18:13Why don't you leave our stuff outside?
18:16Very good.
18:17So that you can file a case against me tomorrow..
18:20..that the advocate has thrown us out a month ago.
18:23Hello, listen to me.
18:25Let's talk here.
18:26Goldie, I start coming late in this house.
18:30Why do you wear this?
18:31You are standing here.
18:33How else should I wear it?
18:34Do I look like a dog to you?
18:37You don't pay the rent.
18:38I am the one who has to pay the rent.
18:40I came back after five minutes.
18:42How can you get a puncture in five minutes?
18:43The air in five minutes goes away.
18:45He has driven me crazy.
18:47Give me a cup of tea.
19:02Where were you going?
19:03I told you.
19:04I told you.
19:05I had to go to school at night.
19:07I was so scared.
19:08You forgot.
19:11Why are you looking at me as if you don't recognize me?
19:14What happened today?
19:15Nothing. Nothing.
19:17You go.
19:18Work for me.
19:19Very good.
19:20I don't know what has happened to all of them.
19:28One comes and one goes.
19:30One comes and one goes.
19:31What are they doing?
19:35We are safe.
19:36Listen.
19:37What kind of people are you?
19:39You don't do as much as the immigration people..
19:41..do at the investigation airport.
19:43You idiot.
19:44I have put so much effort.
19:46You don't have to worry.
19:47Get lost.
19:49You have crossed the limit.
19:51You have sent me to work.
19:53You have sent me to eat food.
19:55How can I stay here?
19:57I am hungry.
19:58You are hungry.
20:00Get lost.
20:01Who told you to go to the market?
20:03I told you to go to the market.
20:05These people were your own.
20:07You didn't have to run away.
20:08You didn't have to meet them again.
20:10If I tell you to go to the market..
20:11..then you won't find anyone in the market.
20:13Who is it?
20:15Gorilla. I mean cat.
20:33Come on.
20:37Come on.
20:40The moon rises on the first day.
20:48The stars rise on the last day.
20:55There is a fair here today.
20:57How did I come here?
20:59I think I will have to climb up and find out.
21:03Come on.
21:13Yes.
21:13What are you doing there?
21:17I am not going anywhere.
21:18I just dropped you here.
21:20What is your wife doing here?
21:21She is lying.
21:22You are a fool.
21:24You are not listening to me.
21:25I told you that my wife was here.
21:27I agree that he is your son.
21:28But I am not that crazy.
21:30Speak softly, brother.
21:32I am just..
21:33What are you talking about?
21:34Now I know why you were drunk.
21:37You are talking nonsense.
21:40I told you why I was drunk.
21:42I was drunk.
21:44What do you have to do with her?
21:46You..
21:47Daljeet, you are here?
21:48I see.
21:50That's why I was telling you to go to sleep.
21:52Daljeet, you are misunderstanding.
21:54I didn't bring her here.
21:55Daddy brought her here.
21:56He brought her here yesterday.
21:58Very good. Very good.
21:59What will Roshan do without his father?
22:01Instead, he is defaming me.
22:04Daljeet, I am surprised that you come here every day.
22:07Why are you looking at me?
22:08I have come here many times.
22:10But I have never come here.
22:12I will do circus here all night.
22:14What are you staring at?
22:15Get down, pat your mother and hide in the store.