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00:00There are a lot of chances, but what about the unforeseen ones?
00:04Is there anything else to talk about?
00:06Is there anything else to talk about?
00:07Yes.
00:08There's a reason for that too.
00:09Because you sit together and fight amongst yourselves.
00:12I fought with the enemy on the border.
00:15As far as I know, you retired in 1972 and you retired in 1998.
00:20There was no war between 1972 and 1998.
00:22What kind of war did you fight?
00:24What kind of a soldier are you?
00:26You have my entire record.
00:28There were a lot of wars.
00:30I used to sit amongst myself and fight.
00:32Then you're not a soldier who fights.
00:35You're a soldier who fights.
00:38Am I right?
00:39Then why do you keep talking nonsense?
00:42I was a very angry soldier.
00:44Once I entered the enemy's territory with my own tank.
00:49I was firing.
00:50But no one was coming forward.
00:52I was worried.
00:53I told an officer that the entire army was scared of him.
00:57He went 7-8 km inside and found out.
01:00I entered the wrong country.
01:02There was no war with him.
01:04The border was damaged.
01:05My tank didn't return.
01:07Then I brought my tank back 7-8 km inside the backyard.
01:11Didn't I tell you?
01:12Yes.
01:13Ask him.
01:14I didn't like it.
01:15There have been many wars.
01:16But not all wars are told to the public.
01:19This is the secret of the country.
01:21Am I right?
01:22I know how to hit the enemy like a carrot.
01:28Let's go, son.
01:29I dropped you at school.
01:30We're getting late.
01:34Will you become a soldier like your grandfather?
01:36Yes.
01:37Will you make the country proud?
01:39Yes.
01:41Will you make the enemy's teeth sour?
01:43Yes.
01:45Will you become a big officer like your grandfather?
01:47Yes.
01:48Your cat is very smart.
01:50He has fought many wars.
01:52He's lying.
01:54He has fought many wars.
01:55He's lying.
01:57He was a soldier.
02:00He has fought many wars.
02:02But he fought with us.
02:05Don't you know this?
02:09The enemy is like a carrot.
02:14Sometimes he says,
02:15The enemy is like a carrot.
02:19He has fought many wars.
02:21But he's lying.
02:25What else did he say?
02:26He said,
02:27Shut up.
02:28I'll adjust myself.
02:29Tell me more.
02:30He said,
02:31Don't become a chicken like your grandfather.
02:33Or I'll put you in the pot.
02:40Go and make tea.
02:44What else did he say?
02:45He said,
02:46You don't win any medal.
02:47He said,
02:48You don't win any medal.
02:51Go inside.
02:52I'll adjust myself.
02:53What else did he say?
02:54He said,
02:55He's a coward.
02:56Coward?
02:58His language is like Caesar.
03:02I have to talk to him.
03:03You go inside.
03:05Leave me.
03:06Leave me.
03:07What's there to fight?
03:08What's there to fight?
03:09The country has fought many wars.
03:12You don't want to fight with me?
03:13Go back.
03:14You fool.
03:16Dad.
03:17Dad.
03:19Get out, Jagtarya.
03:21That's the first time.
03:23Come inside, Jagtarya.
03:27Dad.
03:28Dad.
03:29We don't want to fight.
03:30Okay.
03:31Then do one thing.
03:33Go to Jagane Halwai and get a kilo of jam.
03:35Make him eat it.
03:36Your grandson insulted my dad a lot.
03:39Non-stop nonsense.
03:41Yes, uncle.
03:42What do you want to say?
03:43You're our elders.
03:44It doesn't mean we'll respect you.
03:46And you make a scene.
03:47Guddi.
03:48You're so called father-in-law.
03:49No respect.
03:50You're a child.
03:51No respect.
03:52Daily, daily indiscipline.
03:55This is just...
03:57Just...
03:58Criminal.
03:59And...
04:00I mean...
04:01You should be ashamed.
04:02Shame should come.
04:04Such a beautiful English.
04:06That's it.
04:07So many things.
04:08I...
04:09I...
04:10I have respect.
04:11Why are you standing outside?
04:12Come in.
04:13Come, come.
04:16As long as dad stands at the meter,
04:18I'll make tea for you.
04:19Lightning.
04:20Come.
04:21Uncle keeps fighting.
04:22How many bullets were fired?
04:23Bullets were fired.
04:24That's what I wanted to tell you.
04:25I was driving on the border myself.
04:27Your uncle would have been martyred.
04:28Then I would have accepted that I had gone to war.
04:30And your son-in-law
04:31keeps calling me crazy.
04:34It's good that we make our son-in-law understand.
04:36You make your mind understand.
04:38It's not my fault that I have a son-in-law.
04:40But it's my fault for lying.
04:42I was driving a tank.
04:45Listen to me.
04:46Listen to your uncle.
04:48You were standing here with the tank.
04:50Did you see the photo or not?
04:51I saw it.
04:52And I used to take three more tanks.
04:54I used to shoot bullets.
04:56Uncle, I took the photo of the ship in Chandigarh.
04:58Now it means I'm driving a ship.
05:00Listen to me.
05:01You make your son-in-law understand.
05:03I don't like garlic.
05:05I don't like garlic.
05:08You have come to the right place.
05:10You keep the garlic in your mouth.
05:13Don't make me swear.
05:15Don't make me swear.
05:16You are 16 years old.
05:18And you are making fun of me.
05:20Bloody fool.
05:21I will kill you.
05:22Kill me.
05:23I don't care.
05:24Stop.
05:25Stop.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Now listen to my English.
05:32End.
05:33End.
05:34Stop.
05:35Stop.
05:36That's it?
05:38You can't speak English in two words.
05:41Say something more.
05:42You have spoken so much.
05:44You are a Punjabi.
05:45You come here.
05:46You can come to Punjab whenever you want.
05:48Wherever you want.
05:49You have come to protect me.
05:50You have come to protect me.
05:51You have come to protect me.
05:52Then cut the call.
05:53No. You cut the call.
05:54You are the elder.
05:55You cut the call first.
05:56What did I do?
05:58You are the security guard.
05:59I won't tell you anything.
06:00Today, you will be shot at by the enemy.
06:02Listen to me.
06:03Listen to me, sir.
06:04Leave me.
06:05Listen to me.
06:06Leave my friend.
06:07Leave him, elder.
06:08I will see him.
06:09I will show you.
06:10You are the elder.
06:11You are the elder.
06:12You are the elder.
06:14Thank you.
06:15I don't know what will happen.
06:16What?
06:17Come on.
06:23Madam, you have come to the right place.
06:27You are illiterate like your grandfather.
06:29And you are like your husband.
06:31No person intelligent in the house.
06:35Why is that?
06:37There is a stone in the headmaster's kidney.
06:40And when there is a stone in the kidney,
06:42you don't even want to look at it,
06:43and you go around with it.
06:45What is this?
06:47It is very good for the kidney stone.
06:49I have brought it.
06:51Uncle,
06:53first of all, your son won't even let your son pass the dranks.
06:56And second, the stone belongs to the headmaster.
06:59Not to all his friends.
07:01Let's go, Aman.
07:04Wonderful.
07:05Even the illiterate people
07:07talk like educated people.
07:08It's amazing.
07:11Listen,
07:12when I am telling the villagers something,
07:14why do you interfere?
07:15Because of you,
07:16I forget half of the battles.
07:18You forget half of the battles.
07:20Yes.
07:21If I remember all the battles,
07:23I fight two battles in a day.
07:26Soldier,
07:27I will die if I sit with you.
07:29I have come here to collect money.
07:31Collect money?
07:32Tell me, what is the emergency?
07:34Yesterday, my school's maid
07:35took the young man
07:37to show him the village.
07:39She said,
07:40the young man speaks fluent English.
07:42She said,
07:43he is an educated man in the village.
07:44I don't know what to say to him.
07:46I can't think of anything.
07:48MBD type.
07:50Guide.
07:51Yes, exactly.
07:53He is a very educated man.
07:54He will understand in a minute.
07:55Let's go.
07:56We will go for the information tomorrow.
07:57I will give him the information.
07:59First, check
08:00whether your children
08:01and madam
08:02know English as well as I do.
08:03If they don't know English as well as I do,
08:04then it will be a problem.
08:06Our English will be wasted.
08:08Why are you so tensed?
08:09The young man is here.
08:10Let him speak English
08:11as much as he wants.
08:13You go and get the information.
08:14Don't worry.
08:15Don't worry.
08:16Where is your guide?
08:17He is coming.
08:19He is here.
08:22Come, soldier.
08:23Come, soldier.
08:25Stand it.
08:26He is a very educated man.
08:27Look at him.
08:28Look at his style of getting down.
08:31Kids, wish him.
08:33Good bye, sir.
08:36Hi, sir.
08:37I am Myra.
08:38I work as a counsellor in the school.
08:40Oh.
08:41I am Kartar Singh.
08:42Last name Kartar Singh.
08:43Ex-army.
08:45In English emergency.
08:47High alert.
08:48People call me.
08:51And this is my wife.
08:53And this is my grandson.
08:55Gagandeep Singh.
08:56Hi.
08:57Very educated.
08:58Like them.
08:59Speak English.
09:02Ask whatever you want to ask.
09:04Actually, the kids wanted to ask
09:05why have the villagers
09:06made these tanks like this?
09:10Tanks?
09:11Yeah.
09:13Tank is very important.
09:15We have very tank in the army.
09:18And you know
09:19what is the use of a tank?
09:20It will come
09:21big gola
09:22and brum.
09:27No, no, sir.
09:28I am not talking about those tanks.
09:29I am talking about the water tanks
09:31which are in the shape of an aeroplane.
09:33Football.
09:34Birds.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Football.
09:37Very good question.
09:38In village,
09:39every boy plays football.
09:40You know football?
09:41Put.
09:42Putta.
09:45Kids, I don't think he knows
09:47what we are asking him.
09:48So, why don't we actually
09:49just head to the fields?
09:50Maybe he can tell us
09:51a little about the crops.
09:52Yes, ma'am.
09:53So, let's head towards the fields.
09:54Answer, answer.
09:55Come on, kids.
09:56I will answer.
09:58Let's go.
09:59Ma'am.
10:00Yes.
10:01Which type of crop is this?
10:02Let me ask this gentleman.
10:03Which crop is this?
10:05This is a crop.
10:07Very common crop
10:08of the village.
10:09Rice.
10:10Rice you eat.
10:11Sometimes salt rice.
10:12Sometimes bhikki rice.
10:14Oh, so this is the paddy.
10:16This is where rice grows.
10:18Can you actually also tell them
10:19how is the grain
10:20separated from the crop?
10:22When fossil hair too long
10:25and when it is long
10:26it is pak gayi.
10:27Red, red.
10:28All red, red.
10:29And just come out
10:30of the ground.
10:32All done.
10:34And then it is round.
10:36Round and round and round and...
10:38See, the kids have come
10:39to the combine.
10:40Round and round.
10:41It is a big, big round.
10:42It is a combine big round.
10:44Kids understood.
10:46Ma'am, I don't think
10:47that this gentleman
10:48can help us.
10:50Shruti, I think you are right.
10:52Let's go and find it out
10:53for ourselves.
10:54Okay, ma'am.
10:55Thank you, sir.
10:56I'll take your leave now.
10:57Thank you for all the help.
11:01They are good.
11:02What did the teacher say?
11:05Nothing much.
11:06He was just saying
11:07that you are such an educated person
11:09then who will teach you?
11:17Will you make your grandfather proud?
11:19Yes, I will.
11:20Will you become an officer
11:21like your grandfather?
11:22Yes, I will.
11:23Jyoti Model School?
11:24Yes, I will.
11:25Congratulations to you all.
11:28Congratulations.
11:30Hold the scooter.
11:37Congratulations.
11:39Your son, Gagan
11:40has been admitted
11:41to Jyoti Model School
11:42in Dugriwala.
11:45English Medium.
11:47Meetu.
11:48Yes.
11:49The enemy's teeth have become sour.
11:51Make the enemy's mouth sweet.
11:53Now Gagan will speak English
11:56and the enemy will suffer.
12:02Really?
12:03Bring it.
12:04Make Titu and Sweety's mouth sweet.
12:06Titu, Sweety,
12:08go and make them sweet.
12:09Aren't you going to eat?
12:11I don't want to eat.
12:12Why?
12:13I want to eat Titu.
12:14I will not leave you.
12:15I have seen Titu's face.
12:19Grandfather, come here.
12:22What happened, son?
12:24Grandfather, Titu is missing.
12:25Hey, Sadiq.
12:26Speak in English, son.
12:28Speak in Jyoti Model.
12:30Grandfather, Titu is missing.
12:32Don't talk to me.
12:33Where is he?
12:34Look, he is not here.
12:36Hold this.
12:37Look here.
12:39Titu.
12:40Veerji,
12:41should I bring Titu's milk?
12:43Leave it, sister.
12:45If there is any piece left,
12:46put it in the plate.
12:49There is one piece left.
12:51I don't know if it is a piece or not.
12:53I don't want to eat meat.
12:55But I know that
12:56chickens have legs.
13:00You also eat at someone's house every day.
13:03You should also know
13:05that chickens have only two legs
13:07and you have eaten only two.
13:08Now I will share the third leg
13:10with you and feed you.
13:12But you will eat your legs.
13:16Have you seen our Titu?
13:20Yes, I have seen him.
13:21Eat it and see.
13:22It is very tasty.
13:25Titu.
13:31Titu.
13:36Don't cry, brother.
13:38I will go with you tomorrow.
13:40Titu's flowers are for you.
13:42I will go.
13:43I will file an FIR against you.
13:46Where will you file an FIR?
13:48On the chakka
13:49or on the food?
13:51I will file an FIR on your head.
13:53I will file an FIR on you too.
13:54What is the FIR of chickens?
13:56Will it be registered in the police station?
13:57But officer,
13:58he can do anything.
13:59He talks nonsense.
14:01Uncle, I am sorry.
14:03We had eaten outside.
14:05Because of Aman.
14:07Actually uncle,
14:08Aman's 10,00,000 rupees
14:10is in Rithya Veerji's school.
14:12He said that he will not talk to the village people.
14:15So I brought your Titu.
14:22Eat, eat.
14:23Eat.
14:25Titu, eat.
14:31Enough uncle,
14:32no more.
14:33Enough?
14:34I have to do my duty too.
14:35I will show you everything in the school.
14:38Then I will feed you chicken.
14:40What did you do?
14:41He said that he will sit on the egg.
14:43What did you do?
14:46Our Titu's sisters
14:49used to come here early in the morning.
14:52They used to play with the kids.
14:54They used to play with Rithya.
15:00Rithya,
15:02I want to tell you something.
15:03Tell me.
15:05I have heard that Gurnam's son
15:07is going to your school.
15:10He has started taking money from there.
15:12He has taken 2,00,000 rupees.
15:142,00,000 rupees?
15:16Yes.
15:17After a year,
15:18he has given gold water to our son.
15:21I don't know about that.
15:22But our son has become a goldsmith.
15:25Then the matter is serious.
15:27You come home.
15:28You are the son of a small worker.
15:31The Titu's who roam around here
15:33are always in the cassettes.
15:36Were you going to send me to school?
15:38No.
15:39Then?
15:40Your son shouldn't go to school.
15:44In return for Titu?
15:45No.
15:47Mr. Shrikha.
15:49His son
15:50can't be compared to our son.
15:53Instead of getting rid of him,
15:55I was going to send you to school.
15:57Have you gone mad?
16:00I am a well-educated man.
16:02Why would I send you to school?
16:07But
16:09will you stop me?
16:11You are a Brigadier.
16:13Find a way.
16:15I will treat you like a Brigadier.
16:22I will give you Titu's sweets.
16:25Rithya.
16:27Rithya, come out.
16:29Yes, uncle.
16:30What are you going to do today?
16:32I am going to teach you a lesson.
16:35I thought you were a Brigadier.
16:37You don't even have an opportunity
16:39to put clothes on your car.
16:40Uncle, listen to me.
16:42What do you want me to listen to?
16:43Two of your men
16:44didn't stop you from going to school.
16:46Are you Titu's security guard?
16:48Are you Titu's security guard?
16:50Tell me the truth.
16:51I would have sent you to school
16:53if I had to.
16:54But you didn't listen to me.
16:55Do you want me to file another case?
16:56Do you want me to say that
16:58his son is being harassed?
17:00That he is being bullied?
17:02How can I believe these Punjabi things?
17:04Why don't you say something else?
17:06Do you have a problem with me?
17:08I feel like tearing your tits
17:10and putting my sweets in them.
17:11His son has gone to school.
17:13And we have gone to eat eggs.
17:15Uncle, why are you getting so angry?
17:18Even if his son goes to school,
17:20your son will follow him.
17:22That's a different matter.
17:24I am not going to teach him
17:26what I am going to teach him.
17:27No, that's a big thing.
17:29What?
17:30What do you want me to do?
17:31I want you to send your son
17:33to the 4th grade instead of 6th grade.
17:35Do you want me to do that?
17:38Is this how you are going to feed him?
17:41Is this how?
17:45Lunch box is here.
17:47Did you teach your son anything else?
17:49Or are you going to feed the lunch box
17:51instead of the lunch box?
17:53Come, uncle.
17:54I have been thinking about it for a long time.
17:57How are you, son?
17:58Fine.
17:59When did you become my son-in-law?
18:004th grade.
18:01Keep quiet.
18:02I was told that
18:04the village kids go to school in 5th grade
18:06with our son-in-law.
18:07That means the village kids go to school in 3rd grade.
18:09No, no. The village kids went to school in 5th grade.
18:11Is that so?
18:12That's a shame.
18:13Your uncle is roaming around here
18:15with his books.
18:16Let me ask him.
18:17Is it 6th grade after 5th grade
18:19or 4th grade?
18:20Maybe you don't know.
18:21The expensive school kids
18:23are kept in the last class.
18:26So that
18:27the school kids
18:28don't go to school in 5th grade.
18:29Don't go to school in 5th grade.
18:30Are you going to put a lantern on my face?
18:32You are a fool.
18:33Let me tell you.
18:34Uncle,
18:35you are going to tell me the story
18:36of the rabbit and the tortoise.
18:37The rabbit ran as fast as he could.
18:39The tortoise won.
18:41He won, son.
18:42But you lost to your tortoise.
18:45It's okay.
18:46You can do it again in 2 years.
18:47You can do it again in 1st year.
18:48Uncle,
18:49my name is Reeskar.
18:51God bless you.
18:52Let's go.
18:53I am going to make your Reeskar
18:54go to school in 3rd grade.
18:57Son,
18:58it's time to go to school.
18:59Take this bag with you.
19:01Take the lunch box with you.
19:03I will make porridge for you.
19:05Let's go, son.
19:06I will take you to school in 6th grade.
19:08Let's go.
19:09Will you make me proud?
19:13My son.
19:16Welcome.
19:17Welcome.
19:18Welcome.
19:19I don't want to go to school.
19:20I don't want to go to school.
19:21What happened, son?
19:23What happened?
19:24You said it's a good school.
19:26It's Aman's school.
19:28I will take you to America next time.
19:29Son,
19:30I will take you with me.
19:31I will take you with me.
19:33I have booked the house.
19:36Come here, son.
19:37Come here, my lion.
19:39Come here, my son.
19:42Do you trust your grandpa?
19:43Yes.
19:44Then don't worry.
19:46I will also go to America.
19:47No.
19:48You won't go, son.
19:50But I won't let you go.
19:53God created the whole universe
19:57according to a plan.
20:00Whole universe,
20:02the earth,
20:03the sun
20:06and stars
20:07all prove the existence of God.
20:10Aman.
20:11Yes, uncle.
20:12How do you do, son?
20:13Greetings, uncle.
20:14Greetings.
20:15Come here, my son.
20:16Coming, uncle.
20:20What happened, son?
20:21Uncle has gone to study.
20:22So you went to call him.
20:24I came to know that our lion is going to America.
20:26Yes, uncle.
20:27Are you going to call him?
20:28Yes, son.
20:29I have brought two kilos of porridge.
20:31Why should I call you?
20:32You can go.
20:33We are also very happy.
20:34When are you going?
20:35Next month, uncle.
20:36Oh, very good.
20:37Thank you, son.
20:38We won't meet again after going to America.
20:41We won't meet again, son.
20:42Why, uncle?
20:44Tell me.
20:45Even after studying hard,
20:46everyone goes to America.
20:47You just got a chance to go to America.
20:50It's America.
20:51Study there.
20:52Earn some money.
20:53Have a big bungalow, servants, cars.
20:55You will have everything, son.
20:57You had a beautiful wife there.
20:58She got you married.
20:59But she also called her brother-in-law, son.
21:01Listen to me.
21:03Don't you feel sorry for your poor family?
21:07I do, uncle.
21:08Don't say that, son.
21:09Say it with tears.
21:11I do, uncle.
21:12Yes.
21:13You should have so much pain in your heart for the sake of your family.
21:15Why should you feel sorry for your family?
21:17Okay?
21:18Now do one thing, son.
21:19Go to school and cry tomorrow.
21:21That I don't go to America and come back.
21:23I won't come back, son.
21:26An educated person lives with pride.
21:30An illiterate person lives with shame.
21:35Gagan, son.
21:37For this, grandpa says
21:39that it is very important for a person to be educated.
21:43Indian Constitution
21:46Act 21A
21:49Every 6 to 14 year old child
21:52has the right to study up to the 8th grade.
21:55No matter which school it is,
21:57the child can neither leave the school
22:00nor can he fail.
22:02Otherwise,
22:03if an illiterate person thinks about this,
22:06it can affect him in this way.
22:11This is your own house.
22:12Don't talk.
22:13Don't get angry.
22:14Don't get angry.
22:15Don't get angry.
22:16This is your own house.
22:17Don't talk.
22:18Don't get angry.
22:19Leave it.
22:20What are you going to tell your uncle?
22:21Your educated uncle has saved your life.
22:23What else do you want?
22:25Uncle.
22:26Thank you very much.
22:28Zia is right.
22:30There should be an educated person in the house.
22:32The whole world knew.
22:34Thank God, you also found out that I am educated.
22:38Now I will go to the whole village and tell them
22:40that my brother
22:42used to drive a tank.
22:46I don't understand one thing, brother.
22:49Why were you talking about a cauliflower thief?
22:52You have gone mad.
22:54How many times have I told you?
22:56In our village,
22:57there was a village called Babe Nathesh.
22:59And I donated a cauliflower sack
23:01from my army mess there.
23:03That's when the cauliflower thief became a cauliflower thief.
23:09Come on, uncle.
23:10Don't talk.
23:12I had a wish.
23:14You can also do it.
23:16Come on, tell me, nephew.
23:17If you say,
23:18with so many hands,
23:19make me a big lentil and feed me.
23:25You fool.
23:27The army is burning.
23:28Your uncle will never open his mouth.
23:30Uncle, shoot me and show me.
23:32Make a vegetable, make a lentil,
23:33make this, make that.
23:35Be a man.
23:36I will tell you everything.
23:37Otherwise, I will collect all the food
23:39and make you eat it.