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00:00Good news, everyone. I arrested our sniper.
00:02One Flora Wilson.
00:04Do you know her?
00:07No, no.
00:07I know a lot of Ronin's.
00:09I do hope she's not the love of your life.
00:11Because I hear they're going to hang her.
00:13There's gonna be an inquiry.
00:14After what you did to Mr. Larkham...
00:17I barely touched him.
00:19Mr. Larkham, everyone needs a friend in the station.
00:22I could be such a friend.
00:23I love you lot.
00:24Let us know a little bit about how your station works.
00:28Police reform is high on our list.
00:30Definitely.
00:42There she is.
00:45Flora, is it?
00:46Pig shit, is it?
00:48I prefer Inspector Rabbit.
00:50Now, before you swing like a chimp's ball sack...
00:53I want a list of everyone you've done in.
00:56You better fuck off, mate, what you don't see and all that.
01:05I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:06You can't. It's too late for me, Rabbit.
01:08How many have you killed?
01:10Tomorrow at 11, they're gonna take you to Penneville,
01:12where you're gonna hang at noon.
01:14But I'll be waiting, wearing a hood,
01:16to cosh the guards and crack open the van.
01:18I'm saying nothing, Pig. They all deserved it.
01:20A cop will do in over a prison van.
01:22They'll hang us both.
01:23Only if they catch us.
01:24Are you really gonna bust me out on your own?
01:26Yeah, cos I love you, and always will.
01:29You shouted that.
01:30Shit.
01:31It's what your victim said.
01:33Good recovery.
01:34Not bad, eh?
01:35Mmm.
01:53Tanner's report goes up to the assistant commissioner today.
01:57I won't do nothing.
01:58They need bastards like me.
02:00Scum do need taking out.
02:02But what if it doesn't go your way?
02:04Then I'm toast.
02:06Well, I, for one, would surely well miss you, sir.
02:08You're a good boy, but I've got bigger things on me mind.
02:11Such as?
02:12Look, I might need to nip off later.
02:14When?
02:15About six minutes past 11.
02:17Are you hiding something from me again?
02:18What did we agree about that?
02:20Help!
02:21He's got the girls!
02:22Who has?
02:23He shot Big Sam!
02:24OK!
02:25He ran into the match factory on 9th Street,
02:27and they were shouting and then shooting!
02:31See?
02:32He said,
02:33I've got poison gas, I'll kill the fucking lawyer!
02:36He's gonna kill them all!
02:44That's the thing about Rabbit.
02:46He punches first and then forgets what the question was.
02:48And would you say the inspector is under
02:51particular pressure at the moment?
02:54Lydia?
02:57Why do you give a dog's dangler about Rabbit?
03:00He's a high-functioning fried breakfast
03:02who's afraid of the countryside
03:03and can't spell the word Wednesday.
03:05Why does a woman's organisation need to know this stuff?
03:07Mabel,
03:09do you remember how you felt
03:11when you were made a real policewoman?
03:14Yeah.
03:15It was like an orgasm,
03:16if women had those.
03:17Well, you're still the only one.
03:19It's a very precarious position.
03:22You need to keep your friends on side,
03:24don't you?
03:26So,
03:27tell me more about Rabbit.
03:29How's he coping?
03:32Well, all right.
03:33OK, so,
03:34the thing is about Rabbit is
03:36he doesn't have his own teeth.
03:38He's got a gun!
03:43He's up there!
03:47It were only me who got out,
03:48but I left my tin lunchbox up there.
03:50It's got a kitten on the front of it.
03:52My mum will kill me if I lose it.
03:54What's your name?
03:55Tilly.
03:56Well, get your mates out of there, Tilly, don't you worry.
03:58Sergeant Strauss,
03:59can you lead the hunt for the missing lunchbox?
04:01It shall be found, ma'am.
04:02Right, let's get this over with quick.
04:04I need a clean headshot.
04:06I should have had a drink.
04:08Sir, stop!
04:09He's holding a lever.
04:10If he lets go, that'll release the poison gas.
04:12Dead man's switch.
04:13Bugger!
04:14Hayley's in there!
04:16She's ate mum's rib child!
04:18I've got to save her!
04:20No, you don't.
04:21You take this,
04:22go and get yourself a cup of tea from the market.
04:23By the time we get back,
04:24this'll all be sorted.
04:26I like coffee.
04:27Coffee's tuppence.
04:29Go on.
04:34I've seen some of the girls have a biscuit with it.
04:36Oh, you're kidding.
04:38Run!
04:41Excuse me,
04:42we do need to clear the area.
04:43Is that work very important?
04:45Yeah.
04:46Inspector, we've got a problem here.
04:48What is it?
04:49Electricity.
04:50Doesn't exist.
04:51Tell him to bugger off.
04:54Murdering lady hangs at noon,
04:56expected to swing like the balls of a chimp.
04:59Go.
05:00Seizure at the match factory.
05:01Rabbit's down there.
05:02As police or perpetrator?
05:04Police, I think.
05:05Always worth checking.
05:07Well,
05:08off I fucking go.
05:10Eat your shit or get off the pub.
05:13For once, Trevor,
05:14you speak the bloody truth.
05:19Slow.
05:21So,
05:22which way is this going to go, Tanner?
05:24Our way,
05:25or as you'll report on our friend Rabbit
05:27going straight into the round filing cabinet?
05:29That's a clever way of saying bin,
05:31that I invented.
05:32I'm confident they'll stick him to the wall, sir.
05:34I included every last misdeed
05:36that bastard has ever committed.
05:38Ah, here we go.
05:41Zack!
05:42By order of the Assistant Commissioner
05:44of Violent Conduct,
05:45Inspector Rabbit will give up his truncheon for one week.
05:48Oh, his bitch fixed it.
05:49I should have guessed.
05:50Rabbit always was his favourite little pet.
05:52The question, now, Tanner, is
05:54what are you going to do about it?
06:01Excuse me.
06:02Police coming through, thank you.
06:03You can't believe you're having an armed siege without me.
06:06It wasn't in the diary.
06:07More of a spontaneous thing.
06:08Stop crying!
06:09If you don't shut up,
06:10I'll start shooting, I will.
06:12Right.
06:13This needs finishing quicker than a vicar's wank.
06:16Oi!
06:17Somebody!
06:18I'm Inspector Rabbit.
06:20Now, you need to calm down
06:21so we can sort this bollocks out.
06:23What are your demands?
06:25I'm not telling you.
06:26You what?
06:27What are your demands?
06:28What are my demands?
06:30I don't know.
06:31You throw your gun out the window
06:32and let the girls out the front door.
06:34No, they won't stop snivelling.
06:36If I'm honest, there's no point in killing them.
06:38Most of those girls will be dead by the end of the year
06:40of phosphorus poisoning.
06:41Personally, I blame the managers.
06:43Really?
06:44I've got a manager in here.
06:47Have you?
06:49Oh, God.
06:51I did him.
06:52Like you told me to.
06:54I didn't exactly,
06:55but I got your attention,
06:56which is good.
06:57Now, do you reckon
06:58we could wrap this up
06:59in the next 10 to 15?
07:01Cos I really got to be somewhere.
07:03You're trying to confuse me.
07:05You shut up.
07:06Just shut up
07:07or I'll shoot your cock off.
07:08Into the air.
07:09All right, that stopped the chat.
07:11It certainly did.
07:12I'd have hell of a job finding another.
07:18Right.
07:19Let's have a little ride across town, shall we?
07:22Why not?
07:23I like a ride.
07:27Message for Sergeant Strauss.
07:28Ooh, thank you.
07:30You all right?
07:31What is it?
07:36Something.
07:37Oh, no.
07:38Why'd you kiss it?
07:39I didn't.
07:40He's in love again.
07:41Some people never learn.
07:42It isn't that.
07:43All right, it is that.
07:45I've finally met someone
07:46and she's tender and gentle.
07:48And a serial killer.
07:49Like the history twat.
07:50We all have our time.
07:51I know I've been unlucky in love,
07:52but this time it's for real.
07:53Well, we'd love to meet you.
07:55Yeah.
07:56During visiting hours.
07:57Right then.
07:58What's he after?
07:59I don't know.
08:00He hasn't said.
08:01Bloody inconsiderate.
08:02If he won't say what he wants,
08:03how can I tell him he can't have it?
08:05Look, I can't stay here for long.
08:07You'll stay until it's bloody sorted.
08:09And I want it sorted now.
08:11Well, that's good then.
08:12I'm going to throw a cordon around the cordon.
08:14You can never have enough cordons,
08:16despite what people say.
08:23Don't touch it.
08:24It might be poisoned.
08:25Leave this to me.
08:26I studied toxicology at college.
08:28Now, this paper tells us the pH.
08:31This tests for thallium.
08:33All I have to do is...
08:37It's fine.
08:38What does it say?
08:39Great news.
08:40Here at Fromerton Jones Matches,
08:41only seven girls fell into a phosphorus coma last year
08:43thanks to our pattern.
08:44Turn over.
08:47Please help us.
08:48Uh, Hetty not looking well.
08:51Tell our mums we love them.
08:52And then there's a picture.
08:53It's a spider in a tree.
08:55Now, this could be a clue.
08:57The hostage taker's name is Mr. Spider Tree.
09:00Nobody's called Mr. Spider Tree.
09:02The Mr. Tree Spider.
09:03Or Mr. Plant Creepy Crawly.
09:05Or...
09:06His name's Plant Creepy and he lives in Crawley.
09:08It's a hand and it's a tattoo.
09:10So we need to find whoever has this tattoo.
09:12But he could still live in Crawley.
09:13Well, who would know?
09:14Every tattooed lowlife in the East End.
09:18Oh, no.
09:19Oh, yes, Strauss.
09:20Go and get John Marek,
09:22otherwise known by many as the Elephant Man.
09:30Assistant Commissioner,
09:31I see you haven't followed up on my recommendations
09:33vis-Ã -vis Inspector Rabbit.
09:34I'm a little bit disappointed.
09:35I won't lie to you.
09:37My decision is final.
09:39What if I were to bribe you?
09:41You clearly know nothing about me.
09:43Well, then, let's get to know each other, shall we?
09:45I'll start.
09:47In the Sudan,
09:48this young bugler couldn't get his boot off.
09:51I asked if I could help him.
09:53All right, I said.
09:54I gave it a yank,
09:55but he was jammed hard
09:57and blowed me down
09:58if his whole bleeding leg didn't come off into my hand
10:01along with his trousers and his tunic.
10:04You see, the rot hadn't only spread up his leg,
10:07it had gone all the way up to his neck.
10:10After a brief chat,
10:12I picked up an ammunitions box
10:14and dropped it on his head.
10:16A kindness.
10:18I actually had to do it twice
10:20because I half missed the first time,
10:22but the point is, you now know how kind I can be.
10:27How kind can you be?
10:29If there were a bribe,
10:31it would have to be a very big one.
10:34Well, for that, I would have to have a very, very rich friend.
10:41Morning, Joke.
10:43Oh, I bloody hate mornings.
10:45Never fleek before three, that's my motto.
10:48But your boy was insistent.
10:50I was polite at first.
10:51Oh, were you not?
10:52Why don't you have a look at this?
10:54We reckon the bloke up there has this tattoo,
10:57but we don't know his name.
10:59Give me back my money, you shit!
11:01Not him! No, no, no!
11:03Anyone but him!
11:04A hundred bloody guineas you owe me, you bastard tea leaf!
11:08You keep him away, or I'll kill everyone!
11:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know him, then?
11:13Patrick Levant. He auditioned for my show.
11:15So I says, will you get covered in tattoos?
11:18You could be our incredible tattooed man!
11:20Yes, says he, so I gave him some money.
11:22After just one tattoo, he's mewling like a baby.
11:25Oh, it hurts. Oh, they used a dirty needle.
11:28I have six forms of hepatitis.
11:30Well, we all make sacrifices, love.
11:32Then what happened?
11:33He ran away with the rest of the tattoo money.
11:36Well, I've found you now, you bleeder!
11:38You get back!
11:39Not until I get my wedge, son!
11:41Mr Merrick, he's holding a large tube of poison gas.
11:44Hey, I couldn't give a cab his knuckles!
11:46Oh, wait. I could get good money for that down the market.
11:49No, no, no!
11:51The canister, please, Levant.
11:53You're mad!
11:54Technically, it belongs to me, and your gun and the bullets.
11:57In fact, give me all the bullets from your gun immediately.
12:01Shit!
12:03Oh, not like that, you sick muffin!
12:06Come on, Mr Merrick.
12:08It's for your own, but mainly other people's good.
12:11Right, I'll pause off.
12:12This is tailored, you know.
12:14The elephant never buys off the pig.
12:18Right, a nine-layer cordon.
12:20Personal best.
12:21What's the news?
12:22We've got a name, Gov. Patrick Levant.
12:2511 o'clock. I've got to go.
12:27Now? Where?
12:28Nowhere.
12:29Whatever it is you need to do, can't I do it?
12:31No, no, no. You need to stay where it's safe.
12:33Here, at the arms siege. Gov, you take over.
12:36What? Bloody hell.
12:39Mr Levant, my name is Chief Inspector Whizbeach.
12:42I only speak to rabbit.
12:44It's the girl. Here she is, sir.
12:46She's gone into labour.
12:47This is a trick. He stays here.
12:49I let go of this, and everybody dies.
12:53You seem to be well-earned with all the nutters, rabbit.
12:56I'll give you that. I'll get a nurse.
12:59Patrick, pal, are we pals? Feels like we are.
13:04Having a chat in the pub.
13:06One with a whisky, one with a switch,
13:09that could gas an entire room of young women.
13:12Patrick, you need to let the pregnant girl go.
13:15Nobody leaves.
13:17What if someone takes Hettie's place?
13:20You'll have the same number of hostages and you've lost nothing.
13:24All right.
13:26But they come in unarmed.
13:28Inspector, I volunteer.
13:30Strauss, you are turning into one fucking amazing copper.
13:34Thank you, sir.
13:35I will confess, that day when you walked in,
13:37I thought, who the hell is this streaker-piss knob lord?
13:39Yes, I knew that.
13:40And to be honest, I've been thinking that ever since.
13:42I didn't know that.
13:43Listen, you've got what it takes.
13:45You have the biggest pair of balls I've ever seen.
13:47That is probably the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me.
13:51Here goes.
13:54That's called the sleight-of-handcuff trick.
13:56You haven't learned everything.
13:58The only way out of this is to go further in.
14:00Flora, I'll save you.
14:02Patrick, I'm coming in.
14:05Open your coat.
14:08Up the stairs. Come on.
14:09All right.
14:11All right?
14:12Don't you mean Hettie?
14:22Get no tricks.
14:23No. No tricks, Patrick.
14:25Hello, ladies.
14:26I'm guessing you're Hettie.
14:28I'm your replacement, sir.
14:29Off you go.
14:32Oh, thank you.
14:33What are you called?
14:34Can I name the baby after you?
14:36My name's Rabbit.
14:37Oh, fuck that.
14:38But thank you's all the same.
14:39All right.
14:40Come on. Easy.
14:42Calm down.
14:43I'm not going to hurt you.
14:44I'm not going to hurt you.
14:45I'm not going to hurt you.
14:46I'm not going to hurt you.
14:47I'm not going to hurt you.
14:48I'm not going to hurt you.
14:49Come on. Easy.
14:50Calm down.
14:52Pop yourself that.
14:53OK.
14:59What happened there?
15:00Oh, the dog chewed it off last Christmas Eve.
15:05I've got a question.
15:06What's with the poison gas?
15:07This is a match factory.
15:09Everything's flammable.
15:10One spark and this whole place will go up like fucking Guy Fawkes night.
15:14Sorry, girls.
15:15Shut up!
15:19Well, if you ain't going to say something,
15:20at least give me something to read.
15:24Take that and shut up.
15:29Where's Rabbit?
15:30Swapped himself for a hostage.
15:32It's the bravest thing I ever saw in Babel.
15:34All right, love.
15:35This way, this way.
15:36Is it your first?
15:37Oh, God.
15:38You've been busy.
15:39You don't look more than 23.
15:40I'm 17.
15:41I'm not judging.
15:42I'm not judging.
15:43How can we help him?
15:45Hang on.
15:46Where's the note?
15:47Oh, yes.
15:50Ahem.
15:52My dearest Wilbur.
15:53My heart trembles...
15:54The note from the match girls.
15:55Oh, yeah.
16:00Only seven girls fell into a phosphorus coma last year
16:02thanks to our patented airflow system.
16:13Why don't you have any demands?
16:15Stop talking to me.
16:16And what did you do with Elephant Man's money?
16:18I don't remember.
16:19There's a shiny patch on your waistcoat where your watch was.
16:22I reckon you sold it.
16:23And your paper, it's open on the racing results.
16:26You need to shut your mouth.
16:27Do I now?
16:28You fancy a wager, Patrick?
16:29Ten shillings says you can't hold that lever for another 20 minutes.
16:32Stop it.
16:33All right, make it 15.
16:34Or a quid.
16:35Or let's make it really interesting.
16:37How about a fiver?
16:38No!
16:39Cos you like a gamble, don't you, Patrick?
16:40You like a flutter.
16:41Probably a bit too much.
16:42You've got family and kids.
16:45Is that a yes, I've got kids?
16:47Or no, they were wiped out,
16:49and if you mention them again, I'll blow your bleeding head off.
16:52Yes, I've got kids.
16:53I think you've got a story to tell, haven't you, Patrick?
16:56You just need someone to tell it to.
16:58Maybe I'm your man.
17:01Come on, Rabbit.
17:05I believe in you, Rabbit, you stupid, bloody bastard.
17:09Rabbit!
17:14Now, I'm not emotionally literate,
17:16but I would say that you're on the edge.
17:18I told you to stop talking.
17:21Most villains, they'd be loving this power, but you aren't,
17:24which makes me think that you ain't one.
17:26Yeah, well, you don't know me, do you?
17:28I know that you're a gambling man who's into shit.
17:32There's something else, isn't there?
17:33Someone's got to you.
17:35Someone's pulling your strings, boy.
17:36Shut up!
17:37And it's driving you potty.
17:39Who are they?
17:40I'm gonna blow your head off.
17:41Then I'll ask you through me neck hole.
17:43Who are they?
17:44I didn't want to do any of this, you know.
17:46None of it.
17:47Just I owe money.
17:49A shitload, and not just to Merrick.
17:51Worst people.
17:52And those people said they'd arm Ruth and the kids.
17:54But then they came to me.
17:56They?
17:58No, no, no, no, mate, look at me.
17:59Who are they?
18:00I don't know.
18:01They just said they'd take away the debts.
18:03Look after the family.
18:04But I had to do something for them.
18:06Whose day, Patrick?
18:07I don't know. They wouldn't let on.
18:08Well, you must have met one of them.
18:10No, they said I shouldn't tell anyone, especially not you.
18:12You're dying to tell someone, aren't you?
18:14What a woman.
18:15Elegant, like.
18:16She had a cigarette case and had a weird symbol on it.
18:19It was like an eye with arrows coming out of it.
18:23Look what I found, choir boy.
18:25Bollocks.
18:26This symbol could be a clue.
18:28Doubt it.
18:29What about that secret society caveat?
18:31Total bollocks.
18:32The secret society is twollocks.
18:35That's what Mabel's been banging on about.
18:37Wait, she told you not to tell me?
18:42She said just keep him at the factory until noon.
18:44And don't trust him, because he'll...
18:55She said don't let the girls go!
18:57Now, you tricked me!
18:58No, you tricked me, you bastard!
19:00I should be out there saving the girl I love from the gallows.
19:03And instead, I'm in here with you, you lanky fuck.
19:06It's nearly twelve. After that, you can go.
19:09No, I can go right now.
19:11Rabbit!
19:13I can't let...
19:17I'm so sorry.
19:28You're alive!
19:29That secret society?
19:30Yeah.
19:31It's real.
19:32I know, I told you.
19:33There's a mole.
19:34A mole!
19:35A mole?
19:37What's Rabbit's route to work?
19:38Past the Ten Bells, the White Hart and the Match Factory.
19:43It's a mole.
19:44Please will you let Tilly know, I will recover her lunchbox.
19:47Who's Tilly?
19:48Young girl. Works with you. Escaped when he shot Big Sam.
19:51Don't know any Tilly.
19:52Oh.
19:54Oh.
19:56Strauss, this might be a mad thought.
19:57You know your lady friend?
19:58She's not called Lydia by any chance.
20:00Clementine.
20:01Thank God for that.
20:02She gave me a photograph.
20:03Now, you can see part of her shoulder.
20:05Please don't be shot.
20:08I'm finding my good one, haven't I?
20:14No!
20:15Flora!
20:18No!
20:30Laugh.
20:32And the world laughs with you.
20:34Weep.
20:35And the world laughs with you. Weep.
20:37And you weep alone.
20:39Another whisky, Gwen.
20:40You've drunk it all.
20:43Well, how about that dusty bottle?
20:45That dusty bottle has been on that shelf since 1790,
20:50when my grandad took over.
20:52Then you better bring it over.
20:54Forget it.
20:56Ah, Rabbit, I thought I'd find you in here.
20:59I bring big news from the station.
21:02My God, look at the state of you.
21:04How do I?
21:05It appears the assistant commissioner
21:07has decided to follow my recommendations after all.
21:11He's fired you, Rabbit.
21:14You ain't a copper no more.
21:16Now I think I'll press charges.
21:18They'll throw you in jail with the scum you've put away.
21:21Ooh, they'll have some fun with you in there.
21:26Well, if I ain't a copper no more,
21:30there's not a lot stopping me
21:33from doing
21:35this.
21:39Get out my pub, mutt and cur of the yard.
21:42I ain't gonna say it nice twice.
21:44Piss off.
21:49Ain't been a good day, Grant.
21:51Yeah, but don't get the mobs.
21:52Things will look better in the morning.
21:54They'd better look better.
22:03Couldn't get much worse.
22:09Than you would.
22:23What the shit?
22:26Police, we're coming in.
22:32We're coming in.