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00:00Princess Violeta of Bulgaria.
00:03I am not only exceptionally beautiful, I am also mistress of the sage.
00:08Vodka Tonico?
00:09I'm finding that someone and she's tender and gentle.
00:11Tell me more about Rabbit.
00:13How's he coping?
00:14Why me?
00:15That secret society, it's real.
00:17I know, I told you!
00:18I should be out there saving the girl I love from the gallows.
00:21You really gonna bust me out on your own?
00:23Yeah!
00:24Cause I love ya!
00:25And always will!
00:26No!
00:27No!
00:28No!
00:32You would.
00:46What the shit?
00:50Police!
00:51They're coming in!
00:54No, this ain't how it looks.
00:55Right, because it looks like you've murdered Mr. Larkham.
00:57And then written some weird shit on the wall.
00:59Though to be honest with you, Rabbit, I think the murder makes a big enough point.
01:04No, this is a stitch-up.
01:05Someone's come in here, they've done this horror while I was asleep.
01:09And they've scarpered and they've tipped you off.
01:12Nick him, Keith.
01:17Alright.
01:19I didn't kill Larkham and I've never used this knife.
01:22Until now, obviously.
01:24Please don't slash me, Mr. Rabbit, sir.
01:26I've got a wife and kids.
01:27He doesn't care.
01:28Your wife's just had a boy, isn't she?
01:30Yes, Sydney.
01:31Born on the 4th of November.
01:33Just bonfire night.
01:34Bonfire night's the 4th of November, you moron!
01:36No, no, you're doing very well.
01:38Your Sydney will be proud.
01:40You'll hang for this, Rabbit.
01:44You better run, Rabbit.
01:45Rabbit.
01:53And that is why, and I can hardly believe I'm saying this,
01:56Inspector Rabbit is the most wanted man in London.
01:59He is highly dangerous and you are authorised to shoot if necessary.
02:03This can't have been Rabbit.
02:05Okay, yeah, he's a little bit unstable, his girlfriend was hanged and he hated Larkham,
02:08but I'm 90... Alright, I'm 55% certain he didn't do it.
02:12If you repaint I Am The Weaver, he loathes handicrafts.
02:15He's guilty.
02:16A child can see it.
02:18A chimp on a toilet can see it.
02:20A goat on a garage can see it.
02:24Do we know the writing is even in Rabbit's hand?
02:26This is a long shot, but are there other examples of messages Rabbit wrote on walls?
02:30In blood?
02:32Whack it in, Keith.
02:38Look, compare the handwriting.
02:41The W is clearly of a different cursive script.
02:44All other cases suspended.
02:46False suspension suspended.
02:48Everyone, including you two,
02:51hunt the Rabbit.
02:53We have to find Rabbit before Tanner does.
02:56Stroud, you need to know something.
02:58I joined a society that's just for women.
03:01How modern. I wonder if there's a society just for men.
03:04Stroud, there's thousands.
03:06Yes, there are. Thinking about it. Sorry, carry on.
03:08Well, one lady there got a lot of information out of me about the police.
03:12Rabbit in particular.
03:14Do you think she set Rabbit up?
03:16Yeah.
03:17I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you were very foolish
03:19to trust this contemptuous, scheming woman.
03:22Yeah.
03:24She also did the same thing to you because she's your girlfriend.
03:27Ridiculous.
03:29I trust Clementine.
03:30She's not called Clementine.
03:31With all my heart.
03:32She's good and she's kind and she values me.
03:35She's got a heart of pure evil.
03:37She played you like the spoons.
03:38I don't expect you to take that well, but could you?
03:40It would really help.
03:42You just can't see me being happy because you're not happy.
03:45I'm going to find my Clementine.
03:46Lydia.
03:47Right away and she'll set you straight.
03:49How could someone I consider a good friend spread such slander and fancy?
03:53But we've got to find Rabbit!
03:55Lies! Misnomers!
04:00Clementine pains me to tell you this,
04:02but Mabel, who I once considered a friend,
04:04tells me that you will...
04:08You will...
04:10rather play me like the spoons.
04:15Come on.
04:17Bring it in.
04:22I thought we were going to have babies
04:24and collect modern furniture
04:26and be much in mind locally for being kind to the servants.
04:29Yeah, that's all any of us want.
04:31The Inspector is in terrible danger.
04:33How do we find him?
04:35There's one person who's bound to help us.
04:39Fuck off, coppers.
04:40I don't know where he is.
04:41And if I did, I wouldn't tell scum like you.
04:44But, Gwen, you know us.
04:46Do I? Do I really?
04:48Hang on. What's that note that says,
04:50to Strauss and Mabel?
04:51Oh, yeah.
04:53That coming second post must be from him.
04:56Sorry I've been busy.
04:58Loads of electric light workers coming in.
05:00Bleeding hard graft.
05:02They deserve a few jars at the start of a shift.
05:05Yes, they say the lights will turn night into day.
05:07No more Muggers or Channel Reyes again.
05:09That's my core clientele you're talking about.
05:11It just says, forget me.
05:13How could I, even if I wanted to?
05:15And I do often want to.
05:16Maybe he's closer than you think.
05:18Maybe he's just a few yards away.
05:20Yes, yes.
05:22He's amongst us, in disguise.
05:24I'm working to clear his name.
05:25Oh, Gwen, I could kiss you.
05:26Come on, then.
05:27Well, I am single now, but...
05:32Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
05:36You're awfully good at that.
05:38Best be on our way. Goodness me.
05:50Oh, it's better.
05:54Two pipes. Okay, this one.
05:56The elephant man.
05:58He might know where to find Rabbit.
05:59Wait.
06:01That is Rabbit.
06:06Pay up, the whore!
06:07People won't pay if they can see me for nothing.
06:10Medic, don't freak for free.
06:12I'm terribly sorry, but we thought you were Rabbit.
06:14You were tearing down the posters.
06:15Yes, I sorry well am,
06:16because some halfwit from the station
06:18was plastering them over these.
06:20Twenty pounds a ticket's a non-european.
06:23All I have to do is throw a switch.
06:25Ka-chunk!
06:26Then it's back up the money barrow,
06:28because the elephant gotta get paid.
06:29Do you know where Rabbit is?
06:30I wish.
06:31I want him to pose for my new waxworks.
06:33Chamber of chills.
06:35I change one word so two swords can't seal.
06:38That is not what a friend would do
06:39to a pile at rock bottom.
06:41Darling, when you think you've hit rock bottom,
06:44there's always somewhere lower to go.
06:47Lower to go.
06:49Maybe he's closer than you think.
06:51Maybe he's just a few yards away.
06:53Robin Seward.
06:54Best in the world in his head.
06:57Oh, Mr. Merrick, I could kiss you.
07:00Thought you'd have an arse.
07:01Yes, this seems to be happening a lot.
07:02It was just a figure of...
07:10Blimey, that was quite something.
07:12Come on, what a day.
07:17That's another dog egg there, Rabbit.
07:19Wouldn't get that.
07:20You are murky, John.
07:22Poochers of all sorts.
07:24Antler bits, earrings, I've found them all
07:27when I've tracked over the dog shits.
07:29Inspector!
07:31Inspector Rabbit?
07:32He's gone.
07:33I'm what's left.
07:34Just a low-down, filthy, shit-peddling tosher.
07:38Well, no, you're more apprentice level.
07:41He has potential, but we don't want it going to his head.
07:44Inspector, we're going to find out who framed you.
07:47We need your help.
07:48We believe in you.
07:50It's too late, sweetheart.
07:52Fuck that!
07:54We've hauled ourselves through Hades for you.
07:56We've been tied up and shot at and heartbroken
07:59and generally biffed about, and we never gave up on you.
08:03So you don't get to play the yellow belly and give up now.
08:06Quitters can suck my big, fat, grey dreadnought
08:10because I will not fucking have it, sir!
08:14Wow.
08:17All right, let's smash him.
08:19Yes!
08:20Which tunnel gets us to George High Street?
08:22That one!
08:24Right.
08:25Rabbit, I see you've got to go,
08:28but remember, there's always a place for you here,
08:32finding treasure amongst the shared shit
08:35of five million Londoners and their pets, eh?
08:38All the best.
08:44She's left nothing.
08:46Why does Tanner hate you so much?
08:48Cos it isn't just that bomb, is it?
08:50Well, we were partners way back when.
08:52Went sour, did it?
08:54Before that, we was lovers.
08:58Didn't see that coming.
09:00Well, it can be a lonely job.
09:03I mean, the shagging was top-notch.
09:05We were banging away at all angles of the clock
09:07and my arse was going up and down like a fiddler's elbow.
09:10Then I got promoted and he got the ump.
09:15Don't think I'm changing the subject,
09:17but I found a bus ticket.
09:19Look.
09:20Freaky glasses.
09:22A broom, bus ticket and green goggles.
09:25This is just the sort of pause we get
09:27before one of us cracks it.
09:30The eye and the arrow, which is their symbol,
09:32but what does it mean?
09:34Well, they seem to see everything, but how?
09:36Fish head!
09:38Penny and stock!
09:40Fish head! Penny and stock!
09:42Fish head!
09:44Fish head!
09:49Yes!
09:51I've got it!
09:53I've got it!
09:55I've got it!
09:58Yeah, there's two in your drink.
10:00It's the same three.
10:02Now, you listen to me. I'm coming for you.
10:04I don't know who you are,
10:06but I know you're using these urchins for your eyes and ears.
10:09When I find you...
10:11You bell.
10:14Where are they?
10:15Don't know you're on about.
10:16Oh, look, it's a ten, Bob, no.
10:18Think of all the torn clothes you could buy with this.
10:21Why would I want torn clothes, you twat?
10:23Aren't clothes that aren't torn?
10:24An urchin with aspirations.
10:26Where are they?
10:2820 Arrow Place.
10:33Rebub! Rebub! Rebub! Rebub!
10:35Rebub! Rebub! Rebub! Rebub!
10:37We've got an address.
10:40Well, there's 22 and 18, but no 20.
10:44Must be one of her tricks.
10:46Maybe.
10:47If we push the bricks in the right order,
10:49the wall's been wrapped.
10:52If you're looking for me,
10:54well, here I am.
10:55Lydia.
10:56Clementine.
10:57Joe.
11:01Not as young as I was.
11:03Oh!
11:08Come on, squeeze.
11:12Hang on a sec.
11:14Is that my...?
11:15It's all right. It's my hand. You're on my hand.
11:17You're on my hand.
11:18My hand!
11:25Joan Deacon.
11:27I keep a fine collection of names, but yes,
11:30that was my first.
11:32I just want to say I knew you was drinking me along.
11:34You didn't.
11:35You so didn't.
11:36How do you know her?
11:37An early case.
11:38Young PC Rabbit.
11:40We'd barely begun shaving.
11:42My mother died when I was 14.
11:45My father was a rum-soaked bastard.
11:48And on my 16th birthday, he arranged an advantageous marriage.
11:52Advantageous for him.
11:54His friend would get a young wife.
11:56My father, money for rum.
12:02He sold me for 30 quid.
12:04What a wanker.
12:05Oh, Clemy.
12:06I mean Joan Deacon.
12:08Sadly, the wedding was cancelled.
12:12But guess who found me?
12:14Who arrested me?
12:16Who spoke at the trial?
12:19Who asked the judge to throw me in an asylum?
12:22I was your horse's girl.
12:23I did that to save you from the gallows.
12:25I learned all I needed to know about men.
12:28And you've learned too, haven't you, Mabel?
12:31After I escaped the asylum,
12:33I joined a group of women.
12:35Women who want to change things.
12:37Yes!
12:38Sorry, that just came out.
12:40We are called The Vision.
12:42And we've been building,
12:44growing,
12:46making friends.
12:49Bibish!
12:53Surprise, ugly pollies.
12:55You remember the princess?
12:57Best shot in the Balkans.
12:58Fuck you.
12:59I am the greatest shot in all of continental Europe.
13:02I killed once two kings on a speeding train.
13:04I took out a polar bear from the top of a mountain.
13:06And from that angle, she could kill all three of you
13:09with a single high-velocity round.
13:11Here.
13:12Glass.
13:16Tonight, the East End will have electric streetlights
13:19for the very first time.
13:21All I have to do is throw a switch.
13:23Ka-chunk.
13:24Master to put in electric lights all down the streets.
13:27But we have changed the bulbs.
13:29Electricity doesn't exist.
13:31Tell him to bugger off.
13:32The labs say the prototype is nearly ready.
13:35Our scientists have developed a new ray.
13:38It paralyzes the civilized part of the brain
13:41and awakens the demon in us all.
13:44Do you know this book Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
13:47No.
13:48In the day, he is a doctor.
13:50But by night, he is a mister.
13:53He loses his qualifications.
13:55He is transformed.
13:56Anyway, when we flip the switch,
13:59the people of the East End will turn against each other.
14:02And they will kill each other.
14:04And when the slums have been cleared,
14:07we will build a new London.
14:09A city ruled by women.
14:12But how did you change the bulbs without people seeing you?
14:15I created a distraction.
14:17Kept the police busy for the day.
14:25You are the Weaver.
14:27Yes, that's right.
14:30I've destroyed your life, rabbit.
14:33But now you are just another loose thread to snip.
14:36The vision. I want to be in it.
14:39I have to prove myself to men over and over,
14:42and I've had enough.
14:43Men can be such plonkers.
14:46You're willing to kill your companions.
14:48I'll feel it, but I'll do it anyway.
14:52Show me.
14:56Whoa there, lady.
15:00Oh, Mabel.
15:02Maybe it's you who is the plonker.
15:05Lady Boss, shall we drive down an alley
15:07and I do them with a silencer?
15:09Ooh, smashing idea.
15:10This has all been very interesting and everything,
15:12and I've loved every minute.
15:14But there's...
15:15There's one thing that you don't know about me.
15:18I find that unlikely. What?
15:19I've got 29 dog shits in my pockets.
15:27Oh, my God!
15:29That was the worst thing and the best thing you ever did,
15:33but mostly the worst.
15:35Admirably vile.
15:36Now, Rabbit, you lay low, chap,
15:38and we'll go and tell Whisby to everything.
15:40And then we'll all steam in and stop the vision together.
15:42Sounds like a plan. Great.
15:44Now, wash your hands.
15:52This is the ass who was seen leaving, sir.
15:56Oh, he's been here all right.
16:06Where is the blue-frocked fag?!
16:10I don't know, sir.
16:17He will not be Victorian, Sergeant.
16:22This will not be the year of the rabbit.
16:32Remember how I saved you from certain death?
16:36No.
16:43Yeah, tar for that.
16:45Well, it wasn't charity.
16:46I need your skills.
16:48I need you to find the man who didn't save you.
16:51Seek, locate and destroy the rabbit.
16:56One dead rabbit coming up.
17:02Dad! Dad!
17:04Where's the rabbit?
17:05And don't say I don't know.
17:06If I hear that once more today, I'll shit a nail.
17:08Well, he's not the murderer, that's certain.
17:10I sent him when to...
17:11What? You're telling me you found the most wanted man in London
17:14and you didn't bring him in?
17:15What were my orders?
17:16But we helped him to...
17:17You found and assisted the most wanted man in London?
17:20Well, it sounds bad when you put it like that, but...
17:22You leave me no choice, love. No choice.
17:24This breaks my bloody heart.
17:27All officers, arrest Sergeant Wilbur Stroud and Mabel Whisby.
17:35Rabbit! Rabbit!
17:37I've found something.
17:39Not now, Murky John.
17:40No, no, not bits of brass or tin.
17:43Something that could clear your name.
17:47Well, show me.
17:48This way.
17:57Yeah, yeah, we are at the gala now.
17:59Everything is in place.
18:01However, I have one concern.
18:03Lady Boss' obsession with Rabbit has clouded her judgement.
18:06Once she has achieved switch on, she will have fulfilled her function
18:10and then I will kill her.
18:12Yeah, see you later.
18:13For Vodka Tonico.
18:18Let the dog see the rabbit.
18:21Nice.
18:22I'm sorry, Rabbit.
18:24You promised me a pound.
18:26How did you find me?
18:27Listen, we followed a thread, bunny boy.
18:30A sniff.
18:32I might have half my face blown off because of you,
18:36but there's nothing wrong with the old hooter.
18:39Ah, sweet aromas of the London sewer.
18:45Don't you remember what we had, Tanner?
18:47What we got up to behind the bins?
18:50You were like a rat up a drainpipe.
18:52Was it love?
18:54It certainly felt like it to me.
18:55Shut your mouth!
18:57It's time to say goodbye, Rabbit.
19:00I'm sending you to hell for what you did to me.
19:04To drown for all eternity in the devil's molten cotton butter.
19:14What the...
19:18Flora! You're alive!
19:20Someone saved me.
19:22More than you did, you bastard.
19:24No, it was a secret society of women.
19:26You never came for me.
19:27She wouldn't let me get to you.
19:29She's using you.
19:30More words.
19:31No, she's going to kill everyone in the East End.
19:34Normal people, like us.
19:36If you're going to do me, then do me, but do her as well.
19:39She's going to kill everyone in the East End?
19:41How's she going to do that?
19:42No, no, Flora!
19:44Sorry, Rabbit.
19:45What have you done?
19:48Inspector Rabbit!
19:49Rabbit!
19:54Flora!
20:05Ladies and gentlemen,
20:07I am Joseph the Elephant Man Merrick,
20:11and it is my privilege tonight to usher you into the future.
20:15Fuck you.
20:16The world's first electric street lighting.
20:19A boom for us all.
20:21Hang on.
20:22Nobody here owns a candle factory, do they?
20:26I do.
20:27Yeah, well, you're royally fucked, old man,
20:29because when I throw the switch,
20:31this hall shall be bathed in dazzling new electrical light.
20:36Then all over the East End,
20:38the street lights will turn on in sequence,
20:40making a river of light,
20:42a river of light,
20:44bringing brilliance and joy.
20:48Have to say that, or I'll get arsehake from the marketing chaps.
20:56Anyway, let there be light!
21:00Oh, God!
21:02Oh, look, it's my good friend, Inspector Rabbit.
21:06Piss off, Rabbit. This is my gig.
21:08Don't pull that lever. I didn't follow it all.
21:10If you do, bad gubbins will come out. You've got to trust me.
21:12She's behind this, and she murdered Malcolm, too.
21:15Joan, Lydia, Malcolm, whatever the fuck,
21:20you're coming with us.
21:21Can I just clear something up?
21:23If I don't pull this lever, do I still get paid?
21:25Not a penny.
21:26Sorry, loves.
21:28No!
21:29No!
21:39We need to calm the party!
21:41You're having a bad time, so I do everything.
21:45Chin up a nerve!
21:46Oh, the demon was within me.
21:48I'll get Joan Deacon. You two get a switch.
22:00Get off!
22:18We need to get him out of the way!
22:20Look, they're there to protect from the times!
22:23No!
22:28Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
22:33I didn't realise I was so irresistible.
22:48I'm so sorry, Inspector.
22:49Thing is, boy, Flora was a career criminal with a heart of steel,
22:52and that heart of steel was made of gold, and that gold was a diamond.
22:57We saved London. A few dead, but not 100,000.
23:00No, but it's mostly poshos that died, no proper people.
23:03Trouble is, the vision are still at large.
23:05I might start an organisation like theirs,
23:07just without the, you know, shittiness and mass murder.
23:10All right, but if there's even a little bit of mass murder,
23:13then I'd have to step in.
23:15Fair play.
23:19Night-night, girl.
23:22Come on.
23:34It's time, Whizbeach.
23:36Ain't I done enough for you?
23:38Oh, let me think. No.
23:41Those three have caught the attention of Her Majesty.
23:44She thinks they'll be perfect for the job.
23:46What job?
23:48When she meets them, she'll tell them.
24:18Yeah!