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00:00Watch South Park because it's funny mom. I don't think Zoe's crying because we watch South Park
00:07Okay, mom. Thanks. Goodbye
00:10How can Zoe cry like this every night she just keeps on going it's like a springsteen concert
00:16I don't know how much more of this we can take
00:20so
00:21You haven't done two weeks of unspeakable torture
00:25Perhaps now you will tell us where the invasion is to take place
00:29There's a little housewarming gift for you compliments of uncle sam a fuss hoping to spare you as his butts
00:43What
00:58Well, that wasn't so bad the sun won't come up for a whole 26 minutes
01:07So you want to fool around
01:12Are you sure yeah, it's important that we keep that fire burning. Okay, let's do it
01:22One of us has to move
01:25You lose okay
01:38That is really impressive i'm sorry I have to go to work I know i'd stay home if I could I know
01:50You don't have to be in such a hurry
01:55So
02:02Hey dad, you want to hear a joke no what's brown and sounds like a bell rodney
02:08I told you I didn't want to hear a joke
02:10If you disobey me one more time i'm gonna put your head in this vice and i'm gonna oh, hi wanda
02:15Hi carl taking the day off. I have to stay home with rodney. He was suspended again
02:21I didn't do anything
02:22It was a concierge bee people do not conspire to frame an eight-year-old they conspire to convince the country
02:28There was a moon landing you were saying
02:31Is melinda home? No, she went to the uh, I am talking to mrs. Mcpherson. I got a question. No just one
02:39No, it's important. All right. All right. What's your question?
02:42um
02:44How many miles in the world?
02:47That is the stupidest question I ever heard so you don't know you can't know how many miles there are in the world
02:54It doesn't make any sense. Okay
02:58So you want me to give melinda a message? Oh, I I guess I just wanted some help with zoe she's so fussy lately
03:05Seems okay now
03:08And joey is giving rodney a terrible beating his eyeball is hanging from the socket. Why don't they stop it?
03:16Ah
03:19Morning captain
03:20Hi, kenny. Oh something wrong buddy boy. What makes you think something's wrong?
03:24Oh, there's the slightest hint of disquietude in that strong manly baritone wife cutting you off
03:29All right, kenny, you know what you gotta leave now touched a nerve out
03:33Let me guess since the baby was born. You've had wild sex every never
03:38You can tell canny canny's crawl through that desert
03:41Well, you know how it is by the time we get zoe to sleep i'm so tired
03:45Yeah, well, you better shake off that fatigue captain before it's too late. Now. What's that mean? Come on
03:50She's a new mom her hormone beaters in the red zone
03:54So what one is gonna start having affairs those feelings gotta go somewhere. Oh, that is the most ridiculous thing. I have ever heard
04:00Oh
04:07Thank you so much carl, hey glad to be of service
04:12Daryl, I didn't expect you home. So early. I'll bet you didn't hi daryl carl
04:21Well, that was a deep fulfilled sigh
04:23It's such a nice surprise when you think someone's rough and crude and they turn out to be soft and gentle and loving
04:29Do I want to hear this?
04:32I'm gonna sneeze
04:37Unreal i'm back in high school watching the girl. I like get all giggly over some loudmouth dumbass. She hasn't cried once all day
04:45He's amazing
04:47Oh, you like him too. Wanda. This is rodney. We're talking about. Oh, i'm saying that's all right girls like jerky guys. I'm used to it
04:55God loves you, honey. No, he has to
04:58I wanted to have the baby. She's so happy playing with rodney. Rodney's funny. Yeah. Yeah, all the girls love rodney
05:05Well, it's his bedtime god. I hate this
05:08Every night it's two hours of carl yelling go to bed and rodney says one more question and carl says it better not be a stupid
05:14Question and rodney said does superman go to the bathroom and this one starts laughing and carl flips out and I just hate it
05:28I
05:30Wonder by daryl, don't you want us to tiptoe in and get him?
05:33Are you nuts when your kids give you a break? You don't question it you take it
05:38Yeah, but he's sleeping in the crib. So what shelby still sleeps with one of my bras whatever gets you through the night
05:47Come on kids rodney quiet good news carl. Rodney's not coming home
05:54Oh
05:57Well
05:58I guess it is just one night and we can certainly use the break. Oh my gosh. It's only 7 30
06:05We have the whole evening in front of us. Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
06:16I want this night to last forever
06:24So
06:29Daryl let's do this quick and take a nap
06:36We are on exactly the same page
06:47Hey, your daughter's still sleeping what's for breakfast
06:51That's the first time zoe's ever slept through the night
06:55Yeah, it's great getting back in the crib. I sleep easier when i'm behind bars. So does society
07:01So what are we doing today? Uh, we're staying here and you're going home, but I like it here
07:07Nobody yells at me and mrs. Mcpherson is pretty enough to be a movie star. Oh rodney a movie star
07:14Oh, that's so sweet, I can't compete but you have to go home your parents miss you
07:21Hey dad, you miss me. No
07:24Quiet see
07:26Sorry, rodney. So he's gonna be real sad if I go
07:30Well, thanks little man, but I think we can handle it
07:35Shoot me daryl. I'll give you a million dollars. Just shoot me. Hey mcparents
07:44Oh man, how can you guys stand that noise? Hey busy, how would you like to babysit for us tonight?
07:51Oh darn, you know, I can't tonight. You see i've got this life. We'll pay you double headphones. Can't hear you. Bye
08:01Okay, zoe here's the deal if you stop crying for the next 18 years you can eat candy and blow off school
08:09Going once twice
08:11Well the offer is on the table
08:14We've tried everything but giving her whiskey. Hey, I checked we're out. Oh
08:19At least we got some sleep last night last night was so nice rodney was here
08:25I guess he's the only thing that settles her down. What are you suggesting?
08:28I'm, not suggesting anything. I was stating a fact that chair is blue dick clark is a robot rodney was here. It's called conversation
08:35Okay, come on dad one more joke. No, knock knock go to bed. Just do the joke carl
08:42Knock knock who's there? You're late. Yodel a he who hey, why are you yodeling?
08:53It's almost like she misses rodney, where are you going with that i'm not going anywhere you said stating facts was conversation
09:00I thought i'd give it a try. Okay
09:03We got along great last night rodney was here
09:06One more no one bad one. Okay, one more you start knock knock. Who's there?
09:24Really I know it's a little peculiar but if it's not too much trouble
09:32I'm home
09:36You
09:40And the trolls said i'm gonna come up on that bridge and eat you and the third billy goat gruff said come on up
09:48Payback time
09:51Hey family, hi, sweetie. Hey
09:55So, what did you guys do today we made a batch of cookies there would have been more but your wife gets eaten the dough
10:02Oh
10:04That's my wanda rodney you irrepressible scamp
10:11Well seven o'clock guess it's time for you and zoe to hit the sack guess so
10:16Oh one more thing
10:18This little setup we have is working real smooth
10:21I was wondering what it's worth to you to keep it going. Are you extorting money from us?
10:25We could call it an allowance if you're more comfortable with that
10:29Surely you didn't think something this good would stay free forever
10:33Rodney there is no way we're daryl. Let's hear him out. Excellent
10:38Now i'm going to write a number on this edge sketch
10:42These zeros are hard
10:47You think about that and we'll discuss it in the morning
10:51So
10:54This isn't weird is it what rodney no
10:58I mean, maybe a little unusual unusual sure, but it's not harmful for zoe. Is it do you think it's harmful?
11:05Oh, no, of course not. I just wanted to put your mind at ease. Well, we should put a stop to it soon
11:10Oh, yeah, very soon. I agree
11:12definitely
11:17That's good by the way, you look great
11:21I've been working out while zoe and rodney take their afternoon nap. Oh and that short story
11:26I've been fiddling around with since college. I finished it great
11:29Hey, how about we have dinner watch a movie and then I read it while I catalog my baseball cards, you know
11:35If we take rodney away too suddenly it might traumatize zoe
11:39Exactly. And besides a happy parrot is a happy child, right? Right? We'll ease out of it too easy
11:51So
11:53So
12:20Hey
12:24Hey
12:26Hey captain kenny, come in sit down good to see you, buddy
12:32Yeah, it's you
12:34Wait a minute
12:36Somebody got naked last night. Not my style to talk. Oh, look mcguire scored three times yesterday
12:46It's all there if you want to count it
12:48That's okay. I trust you
12:51Night mrs. Mcpherson night mom, I mean mrs. Mcpherson
13:02Not a bad life, is it
13:05story time easy flow bottles
13:09sponge baths in the sink
13:11You gotta enjoy it while you can
13:14Oh, I know you're thinking here comes an old man talking out of his butt
13:18Ah, I tell you z time goes by quicker than you think
13:26Left foot green
13:34Who's that
13:41Honey
13:42It's our parents. You didn't tell us you were coming
13:45I would just want to make sure you weren't screwing up our granddaughter
13:50Let's sneak in and take a look no, you see we just uh, we we painted her room her fumes
13:56Poisonous fumes you'll pass out
13:59Zoe's wearing a gas mask. So I guess you came all this way for nothing. Hey, could you keep it down?
14:06Zoe and I are trying to sleep
14:09geez
14:11So
14:13We know it's a little unusual but it's not as if we planned it this way exactly it just kind of happened
14:18But you can see there's all sorts of benefits to having him here. Yeah, it's always just a baby a baby
14:24It's not like she's gonna remember any of this. Yeah, so this is a good thing a good thing
14:31Your infant daughter is sleeping with an eight-year-old and you two are well-rested parents with hobbies
14:38Does that sound normal think what this could lead to
14:54So farther ahead
14:58Zoe why don't you tell us what you do remember?
15:02Well, I lost most of my memories in the shock treatments. Um,
15:06All I know is that someday i'm going to find my parents and I am going to kill them
15:14Hey, I want to kill him. I said I am rodney
15:28Oh my god, what have we done?
15:30This is your fault. You brought him into our home my fault
15:33I never would have got hooked on rodney if it wasn't for you. Hey, hey, you've taken the first step
15:38You've admitted you have a problem now quit acting like tom cruise and nicole kidman and get back to being miserable
15:44But rodney is part of our life. How could we give him up? There's only one way
15:49cold turkey
15:53Boy when that family circus guy lets his son draw the comic really sucks, huh?
15:58Huh
16:00You two are quiet this morning
16:02We have a lot on our minds. Yeah, me too. I sketched out some ideas for additions to the crib
16:10All these are just areas very broad brush
16:14rodney
16:14Hey everybody
16:16Just brought over some of rodney's things
16:19His christmas stocking stitching time. Hi dad. Hey, son. How's school school's good. Okay. See you when I see a car. Wait
16:28Rodney's got to go with you. He can't stay here anymore. What?
16:33So he has to learn to sleep alone, but i'm turning rodney's room into a gym
16:38We've made our decision
16:40Terrible i'm begging here buddy
16:43Please reconsider look this isn't easy for us either. We're sorry not as sorry as you're gonna be
16:51Sure, you're feeling pretty strong right now. But how strong are you gonna be tonight when joey starts crying?
16:58A couple hours of that you'll be begging for rodney because you know rodney can make the pain go away
17:05Get your stuff son. What for?
17:09I'll be back
17:16Are we strong enough for this alone? No together maybe
17:27So
17:58So
18:15There's a pretty picture but it's over
18:18Zoe went to sleep while you were hallucinating
18:20How'd you do it? I asked myself. What would rodney do in this situation?
18:25and
18:27I don't want to talk about it
18:34Isn't she beautiful like her mom
18:40You know, it's been a long night but I feel great
18:43That's because we did the right thing
18:45And going through this together really makes me feel close to you more than a romantic dinner much more
18:51Good night. Good night. Good night, darryl. Good night, darryl
19:02Dad you want to hear a joke? No, I want to hear ronnie's joke. Well, I don't just let him tell the joke carl
19:09All right. All right. Tell it too late. What you had your chance?
19:13Too late what you had your chance?
19:18Okay, did you hear about the sexy pirate movie? No, it's rated