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00:00What?
00:17Here you are. All done.
00:19Now, put your garland around his neck.
00:20Go on.
00:24Where's your Kishore?
00:26Sir, he's still not here.
00:28Mr. Registrar,
00:30If you don't get the money, they keep giving you legal services for free.
00:34If you don't pay the fees, the client doesn't respect you.
00:41He's here.
00:44Sir, he's here.
00:46You're impossible.
00:48Who's late for their wedding?
00:50We've been getting ready since last night.
00:52Mr. Lajjo got us late.
00:54He doesn't want to get married.
00:57Why? What happened? Did he call?
00:59We didn't allow him to call.
01:00Why? Is he in school?
01:02He's in jail.
01:04Where?
01:06In jail.
01:08Oh no.
01:30Didn't I tell you guys?
01:32All these posters should've been put up at the Padpadganj bus stand.
01:37Yes, sir.
01:38Then why haven't they been put up yet?
01:39Sir, this is not allowed.
01:40It's a huge fine.
01:42If you didn't pay the fine, the matter would've gone to the court.
01:44You should've thought about it.
01:46What?
01:47Sorry, sir.
01:53Hey, Mitu.
01:55He got scared.
01:57Kids!
01:58Do you know why I let you guys in the house today?
02:01Sir, you said you'd eat khasta kachori.
02:04It's not khasta kachori, it's sauria.
02:07Next week, the election campaign will be at its peak.
02:11From Jhilmil to Padpadganj, Rohini to Kakad Duma,
02:14Bhagam, Daud, Nare Bazi, Zindabad, Murdabad,
02:17Gadi Lab, Bhooke Pet, Chilana, Garmi, Dhoop.
02:21Do you understand?
02:23I'll become the MCB.
02:24I'll become the MCB.
02:26I'll go on a trip anytime.
02:28Brasilia, sauria.
02:32Yes, Munshi ji.
02:34Peri Pana ji.
02:36Okay.
02:38Okay, sir.
02:40Hey, Teki.
02:41Order one more plate of kachori.
02:43Why?
02:44Papa ji is coming.
02:47Why is Mr. Jess coming?
02:49Hey, Manju.
02:50Push it hard.
02:57Six plus one?
02:58Sixty-one.
03:00Seven.
03:01Seven.
03:03Seven international media houses
03:06were ready to commission a documentary on this reformation.
03:10But as soon as I arrived,
03:13everyone cancelled it.
03:14Was it?
03:15Why?
03:16Protocol.
03:18I have been running this reformation
03:21strictly as per protocol for the past one and a half years.
03:26No...
03:31Custodial death.
03:33No hunger strike.
03:35No solitary confinement.
03:37You know, ma'am, it's so great that you value the protocol so much.
03:41Still, you are too shy to meet beyond visiting hours.
03:44Actually, ma'am, you know, it happened all of a sudden.
03:47And he didn't even tell me that his better half is in prison.
03:50He did tell me.
03:52He kept saying that Lajjo is a girl.
03:54So, I thought she was his girlfriend.
03:56I didn't know that she was a girl.
04:04I am giving you an exception this time.
04:06Because you are lawyers.
04:08Thank you, ma'am.
04:09Shut up.
04:11You will wait here.
04:12Shamli.
04:14Take her to meet him.
04:20Wow.
04:23So beautiful.
04:26So ethnic.
04:28Absolutely stunning.
04:30So...
04:31It's so...
04:33Bajre da sitta.
04:36Lajjo has sewn it himself.
04:38Wow.
04:39This is our vocation.
04:41She is the most talented friend of our vocational center.
04:45Lajjo, what happened?
04:48You are sitting in such a beautiful bridal dress.
04:51And no glue on your face.
04:53I don't want to do this useless show.
04:55Hey, come on.
04:57Today's date is over.
04:58So, you won't get a date for a month.
04:59Come on.
05:00I don't want to get a date.
05:01To hell with such a date.
05:02I didn't even want to go out and get married.
05:04You wanted to get married inside the jail?
05:06I want to get married in the temple.
05:07Lajjo, please be clear.
05:08Did you want to get married inside the jail or in the temple?
05:10The temple is in the jail.
05:17The priest of our temple is very generous.
05:24Whenever he used to come to get married, he used to bring the keys along.
05:27Keys?
05:29Do you see that room, madam?
05:30Yes, madam.
05:33After the marriage, the priest used to open the room for the bridegroom.
05:39Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:42But madam, this new warden says that the wedding won't take place here.
05:47It will take place in the office.
05:49In a legal way.
05:51The groom and the bride will go quickly.
05:53They will sign and go on their own.
05:56What's the use?
05:57Marriage doesn't happen like this.
06:00Madam.
06:02I want to go to the room.
06:04Don't worry, Lajjo.
06:06We will take extended parole for you.
06:08Then you can go with your husband.
06:09He won't get parole.
06:13Life imprisonment friends are not sanctioned parole.
06:16The warden is letting them go out for the wedding.
06:18This is a big deal.
06:19And you, come inside.
06:21Okay.
06:35That's so sad.
06:37So sad?
06:51Why Bess?
06:53Why?
06:54Don't you want to give the groom hot milk?
06:57This is the name of such a bitch, Lajjo.
06:59You know, sister, she is also like us.
07:01Just FYI.
07:02If she is like you, she is not like me at all.
07:03Then talk to her with respect.
07:05I just mean that she also has desires, feelings, emotions.
07:09If she has a little sex, what's wrong with that?
07:11What's wrong?
07:12Yeah.
07:13What's wrong with sex in jail?
07:15Yeah.
07:16Hey, the judge sends you to jail so that women get punished.
07:20Don't make me talk.
07:24All this must be going on in your foreign countries.
07:26Yes, it started in Punjab.
07:28This?
07:30Our Punjabis from India?
07:32In jail?
07:33Yes.
07:34Two hours every two months.
07:37This is how prisoners get a room.
07:39Oh man, these Punjabis have gone crazy.
07:42They want to become the sequel of Urta Punjab, Bachta Punjab.
07:45Sister.
07:47If they remain sexually deprived,
07:49then the temperament due to which she has gone to jail,
07:51with that bad temperament she will go back to society.
07:54How is that any good?
07:57This is blackmail.
07:58Let us have sex or else we will make a mess.
08:02Sister, let's talk to the warden once.
08:05Please.
08:11Bullets again?
08:12Yes.
08:14Grandpa.
08:17I am a doctor, right?
08:19That is why you don't give me chocolates.
08:21You give me these bullets.
08:23No son, why do you say that?
08:26I give the same to your father too.
08:29Don't listen to him.
08:31He is Roshan Tyagi.
08:33The biggest drama king of our school.
08:36Section 323.
08:37Really?
08:38And what about your 420?
08:41You cheat everyone with your innocent face.
08:44Grandpa used to give you bullets.
08:46I gave this to grandpa.
08:48Come on, play the game on your PS4.
08:49Come on, run.
08:52Rebuttal is very good.
08:54Yes.
08:55A little.
08:57If the English accent gets better,
08:59everything else is fine.
09:09And tell me Judge Sir,
09:11how should I come?
09:14Just like this.
09:16Like this.
09:21Mr. Lajjo.
09:23Mr. Lajjo.
09:26Please sign on this.
09:28We will raise your matter with the warden.
09:31This will be his first official application.
09:33Subject.
09:34Room to get rid of the heat.
09:37Madam.
09:38Room is not for getting rid of the heat.
09:40It should be for becoming a mother.
09:43I have been punished for 20 years.
09:4515 more to go.
09:47By the time I leave from here,
09:48I will be 48 years old.
09:50How will I have a child?
09:52If I don't have a family,
09:54what will I do after leaving from here?
09:56You tell me.
09:58Will I be able to live without my family?
10:02Lajjo.
10:03Have you thought this through?
10:05I don't think Mr. Kishore will be able to raise a child alone.
10:08Why will he?
10:09I will raise him.
10:10Here.
10:11Here.
10:13In the prison.
10:15What will happen to the baby's future in the prison?
10:17Salman is so good.
10:20Who is Salman now?
10:23This is Salman.
10:25And this is Reshma.
10:27Greetings.
10:28Greetings.
10:29Greetings.
10:30And this is our maternal care center.
10:33Reshma got parole for three months.
10:36After getting parole,
10:37who could have stopped her from going out?
10:39When she came back,
10:40she was pregnant.
10:42Then who could have stopped Salman from coming out?
10:45Now in the manual,
10:46there are clear cut protocols laid down
10:48for the care of both mother and child.
10:50From medicine to their rest.
10:5322 pages in total.
10:55Reshma and Salman have been taken care of
10:58with these protocols for the past one year.
11:01Yes.
11:02Leave the in-laws so relaxed.
11:04Yes.
11:05Leave the in-laws so relaxed.
11:07You don't even get that in the maternal home.
11:09I have thought about it.
11:11Before the release,
11:12I will do Arbaaz and Sohail here.
11:14Right?
11:15Yes.
11:18If Reshma got parole,
11:20what is the problem in Naju?
11:21Mom.
11:22Mom.
11:33I met Mr. Jaitley.
11:35What?
11:36I met Mr. Jaitley.
11:39He didn't know that you are my son.
11:43When it came to elections,
11:44he was telling me that
11:46you are doing well in the Delhi Bar Association elections.
11:51What else did he tell you?
11:53He also told me that
11:54he has asked all the lawyers of his firm
11:57to vote for you.
12:01What did I say?
12:04Mr. Jaitley didn't complain
12:06that you were offended.
12:07No, no.
12:09No one complained.
12:12And no one was offended.
12:15Just
12:17a little scared.
12:21That's why I came to give you something.
12:32This bracelet
12:35was given to me by my colleague
12:39when I was the High Court Justice.
12:47Since then,
12:48whenever I pick up a pen to write a decision,
12:55the weight of this bracelet
12:57stops me.
13:03Am I
13:07making a mistake?
13:13I am giving this to you today.
13:15I am giving this to you today.
13:20So that
13:22you can also
13:24have some peace in your life.
13:29Sir, when your colleague
13:31was teaching his students in the boarding school,
13:34you didn't teach me in the convent school
13:37but in the government school.
13:40When your colleague
13:41was giving his contacts, network, and chambers
13:44to his students,
13:48I was wandering around the chambers
13:51for my degree
13:53and for my internship.
13:55Do you know about this?
13:58Sir, when your colleague
14:00was preparing his students to run,
14:03he came to give me the bracelet
14:06of the same colleague
14:08so that I get some peace.
14:09So that I get some peace.
14:23Vishesh,
14:26with great power comes
14:28great responsibility.
14:30No, Justice. No.
14:32You are wrong. I am sorry.
14:34With great power comes great power.
14:36You are not worried
14:38that I will take the right or wrong decision.
14:41You are worried that
14:43your name won't be ruined by my actions.
14:47Justice, you don't worry.
14:49I am not saying that
14:51I won't do anything. I will do something.
14:53But your name won't be ruined.
14:55Because because of your penance,
14:58no one knows
15:01that VD Tyagi
15:03Justice Sarveshwar Tyagi
15:05Tyagi's son.
15:07No one knows that
15:09your name won't be ruined.
15:27Mr. Asha, I have to admit
15:29that you are running the jail very well.
15:31I have seen many great men
15:32but this is the first time
15:34I am seeing a great woman.
15:36I had a request.
15:39If you could allow Sakhi
15:41for her conjugal duties, then…
15:57By the way,
15:59is it allowed in Punjab's prisons?
16:01Madam,
16:03not in the prisons,
16:05but in the male prisons.
16:07Because males can't get pregnant.
16:11But Sakhi becomes a scoundrel.
16:14And then the mother and the child
16:16have to follow strict protocol for their care.
16:18So what, ma'am?
16:20Following protocol is…
16:22It's your passion.
16:24Yes, it is.
16:26But only those who have a budget.
16:2830 and 1.
16:3031.
16:3231.
16:34There is a budget of Rs. 31 per prisoner per day.
16:38Your manual writers
16:40have written a book on natal care
16:42but they haven't told us
16:44where the money will come from.
16:46There aren't that many funds here
16:48to buy extra sanitary pads for Sakhi.
16:51When Salman was arrested,
16:53the poor girl's hair oil budget
16:55was halved.
16:57Even if she gives birth to a baby,
16:59her toothpaste supply will be cut off.
17:01That's why you should just celebrate the wedding
17:05and say no to sex.
17:10Sister,
17:12why is this world so complex?
17:18At every corner,
17:20there is a statue of a great man.
17:23He tells us where to go.
17:24But where to go?
17:26Where will we get the funds to go there?
17:29No one knows.
17:31When we don't have the funds,
17:33we have to march on our own.
17:35Meaning?
17:38Yeah.
17:40Are you mad?
17:42We can't do this. How are you going to do this?
17:44Everything will be done.
17:46We'll have to phone a friend.
17:48Who are you going to call?
17:50No, no, no. You can't trust him.
17:52Sister, don't.
17:54Don't.
17:56Grandpa, don't give me a pill next time.
17:58Just get me some chocolate.
18:00Grandpa only has pills, son.
18:04Let's go inside.
18:16Those who don't teach their children
18:18to hold their hands and walk,
18:21their children never learn to walk.
18:24But those who don't let go of their child's hand,
18:29their children never learn to run.
18:38Bye, son.
18:51Let's go.
18:52Bye, grandpa. Bye.
19:07Yes, Sujata, tell me.
19:09Mr. Tyagi, I need your help.
19:11Sujata, I'll talk to you later.
19:13It's urgent, Mr. Tyagi.
19:15If you help,
19:17someone's family will be made.
19:23Tell me.
19:25Is this something to say, Mr. Tyagi?
19:27Article 26 is the right of every citizen.
19:31It should be observed in every office.
19:33Mr. Tyagi, tell me, who do you want to hire?
19:36You don't want to hire anyone?
19:38Is that so?
19:40Sister, will there be a Bengali make-up kit?
19:43Bengali make-up?
19:45Mr. Registrar, I have a small request.
19:49Tell me.
19:50Let them follow their customs and traditions.
19:53What's the need for that?
19:55As per Article 26.
19:57There's no need to talk about Article 26.
20:00Mr. Tyagi, your president just said
20:04that everyone should respect Article 26.
20:07Please follow it.
20:09What's the custom?
20:11But, sir...
20:13In their culture,
20:15the bride does make-up like this before marriage.
20:21But this is Bengali make-up.
20:23And she's from Lajwanti.
20:25Right?
20:27Actually, sir, she identifies as a Bengali.
20:30Yes, sir. Even her pronunciation is like Amar Tomar.
20:33Yes, she's a complete Bengali.
20:36Yes, she's a Bengali.
20:42Wow! Amazing!
20:45Diversity in unity.
20:51Sir.
20:57Madam.
20:59Would you like to have some tea?
21:01A little.
21:03How long will it take?
21:05The world average is 13 minutes.
21:08But then, every woman is different.
21:10What?
21:12If you didn't want to do it, you didn't have to get married.
21:14Now, if you want to do it, do it with full make-up.
21:21Won't you cut it?
21:23Will you have tea?
21:25No.
21:27Have it.
21:29No.
21:31One minute.
21:33Why are you afraid of having tea?
21:35Your complexion is not clear anyway.
21:37Do you think you're smart?
21:39Get out of here.
21:41How long will it take?
21:43One minute.
21:45Madam.
21:47Have you been applying lipstick since then?
21:48I thought it was Lajjo.
21:51So, where is Lajjo?
21:54Lajjo.
21:57Lajjo.
21:59Is Kishore inside?
22:01Lajjo, get out.
22:03Lajjo, get out.
22:05Or else, I'll break the door.
22:07Jhanvi.
22:09She's not getting out.
22:11You break the door.
22:13Yes, you break it.
22:15But violating women's privacy is a non-bailable offence.
22:18And we are five eyewitnesses, so...
22:28I don't know how long it will take.
22:30Who knows?
22:32She's from Punjab and Nandar is from Bengal.
22:34Wow.
22:35Wow.
22:46Double the world average.
22:49Well done, Kishore.
22:52I didn't break the door.
22:54Congratulations.
22:56Well done, Kishore.
22:58The toothpaste from the under-trials is gone.
23:01You're lucky.
23:06Here you go.
23:08The wedding is over.
23:10Sister, you were right.
23:12Mr. Tyagi is not that selfish.
23:23Don't make the groom drink more milk.
23:36Sir.
23:38These posters won't look good on the bus stand.
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