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00:00Sorry, sir. I didn't let you freshen up in the morning.
00:02Shut up!
00:03Sorry, sir. I called you 5 times in the morning.
00:05Shut up! I called you 25 times.
00:06You woke up all night and made a 10,000 rupee bill.
00:09Now you want to make a scene.
00:11It's all a waste.
00:12Don't make me dance.
00:14Why are you making me eat muck and samosas?
00:304, 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:33Why are you climbing instead of getting down?
00:36Sister, dance and dhangas are cancelled.
00:38Cancelled?
00:39Yes.
00:40I wore sports shoes under my sari to dance.
00:43It got cancelled?
00:45Who did it?
00:47The one you used to call disloyal.
00:49The one you used to call disloyal.
00:51I am the same.
00:52Momine. Momine.
00:55I will remember this.
00:57Mr. Tyagi, you are standing right here.
00:59We even got the nomination filed.
01:01Both of you?
01:04You are also standing?
01:06See, even Mr. Tyagi can't digest
01:08that a nuisance like you is also contesting.
01:11We came to support Mr. Ahmed.
01:13The secretary didn't have 500 rupees.
01:16So?
01:17So we also told him to file our nomination.
01:20Tyagi.
01:23I hope you have 500 rupees.
01:25Or else one more.
01:26All the best.
01:27Think again.
01:29There are so many can't arrangements.
01:31Toll, firecrackers, snake dance.
01:33We should know everything.
01:35That VD Tyagi has come to file the nomination.
01:37Everything?
01:38Mintu, are you crazy?
01:41I have come to file the nomination form.
01:44I don't want to get it.
01:45Have you ever heard of a CA and a doctor
01:47jumping on the brave soldiers of this country?
01:50Bring the security inside.
01:53Security.
01:55Mr. Jalal.
01:56I can't win the election because of your nonsense.
01:59You have to do a little bit.
02:01A little bit?
02:02In front of Kazmi?
02:04Do you know her?
02:05She listens to Ghulam Ali.
02:08Ghulam Ali.
02:09Secretly.
02:10And you do lungi dance.
02:12You have lost your mind.
02:14Who is Kazmi?
02:16Lilla.
02:17Come.
02:27You were restless in my sorrow.
02:34You may or may not remember.
02:40You fulfilled your promise.
02:46You may or may not remember.
02:52I am very happy to see
02:55that a candidate has been recommended
02:58by a great personality like Mr. Wadia.
03:02Believe me, Mr. Tyagi.
03:04This time, the association
03:07needs hardworking and hardworking people like you.
03:13I hope you won't be disappointed with this song.
03:16No, not with this song.
03:17I have a complaint with this song, Mr. Kazmi.
03:20Mr. Momin has removed such a big African lion.
03:24What is your complaint?
03:25Complaint.
03:28Complaint.
03:29As you used to say, Ashna.
03:31As you used to say, Bawaf.
03:35I am the same, Momin.
03:40You may or may not remember.
03:43Wow.
03:45Subhanallah.
03:46Wow.
03:47In the profession of a lawyer,
03:50it is very difficult to see such integrity.
03:53Yes, sir.
03:54The lawyers of today are very good.
03:56Caffeine.
03:58What?
04:13Is he a big criminal lawyer?
04:14He is a big criminal lawyer.
04:24Chimay.
04:25Sorry, Bintu.
04:26His samosas were strong.
04:28He is showing off because his uncle is a judge.
04:31He doesn't know that Maya is our father.
04:37If I knew that I would meet you like this,
04:41I would have given you sweets by the end.
04:43I would have sent them to your chamber.
04:46With a small gift.
04:48With a small gift.
04:54It's a gift.
05:18Didi.
05:20Why did you call me so early in the morning?
05:22My Krav Mag class got skipped.
05:25I have taken the LLM Curriculum.
05:26How much more will I have to study?
05:27Let's start the practice.
05:28Otherwise, I will remain a legal virgin.
05:29Didi, it's...
05:30Take this.
05:31My lucky nara.
05:33Nara?
05:34What nara?
05:35Didi, I told you that I am not getting the case.
05:37Not that I am not getting the nara.
05:38You have already got the nara.
05:39You will get the case from here.
05:40Causeless.
05:41You will get it in this court today.
05:42You will get it in this court today.
05:43You will get it in this court today.
05:44You will get it in this court today.
05:45You will get it in this court today.
05:46You will get it in this court today.
05:48You will get it in this court today.
05:49You will get it in this court today.
05:50You will get it in this court.
05:51You will get it in this court today.
05:53Didi, they have many advocates already.
05:54They do but not everyone will come.
05:55Some of the advocates might have left their cases.
05:57Some of their cases would be classed.
05:58Won't you like to say something?
06:00Won't you like to say anything?
06:01Is justice hypilites?
06:02Or won't you like to say anything?
06:04Then get the causeless case...
06:06and find the soul...
06:07who's wandering around without the advocates.
06:09And if you need someone's number,
06:11then take it with faith, okay?
06:13I Can't ty
06:14I don't want to give it to someone else.
06:16I will definitely give it to you.
06:17Thank you!
06:19Shoo!
06:21Boss, I don't know anything.
06:23I'm just issuing a notice against you.
06:25Vishwas sir, please believe me.
06:27I put up a cause list in the morning.
06:29Someone removed it.
06:30Yeah, I put it up, someone removed it.
06:32First of all, you're stealing work.
06:33And on top of that, conspiracy theory.
06:34What are you guys...
06:35Vishwas!
06:36Hey, sir.
06:37Welcome, welcome.
06:38Is this Mangal Dheema's contact information?
06:41Good morning, Annie.
06:43Good morning.
06:44Mangal Dheema...
06:46Just have a look at today's cause lists.
06:48Look, sir.
06:49I told you, I put it up.
06:50Someone removed it.
06:51Who is this?
06:53I'll deal with you later.
06:55Cause list.
06:58What were you saying?
06:59Mangal Dheema.
07:01There's an advocate
07:02who has eight matters in different courts.
07:04And three of them are even clashing.
07:06Clashing?
07:07If they're clashing,
07:08then the clients must be poor.
07:10There's a Bhuleshwar.
07:13Gayaprasad and Rambhishan.
07:15All of them look like heroes
07:16from Premchand's stories.
07:18This Mangal is a lawyer
07:19from the Pakka Seva Kendra.
07:21Seva Kendra?
07:23Legal Aid.
07:24Wow!
07:26Mangal is legal aid
07:27to so many impoverished people.
07:29Poor, poor.
07:30Tea?
07:31I'll be in this case for three years.
07:34Vishwas, can I get his number?
07:37Of course.
07:40Do you do this for anyone?
07:43Or especially for me?
07:46If a government officer like me
07:48can't serve an elite like you,
07:50then what's the use of my post?
07:53The number you have dialed
07:55is currently unavailable.
07:57It's okay.
07:58The court will come.
08:03Sir, this is the one who plagiarized the photo.
08:05The original foundry
08:06has sent us a complaint.
08:07Then why did they send this copy to us?
08:09He was slapping us.
08:10Then why did he send Agarwal's sweets?
08:12He's also kissing us.
08:14Slapping and kissing?
08:16Is this a media assumption?
08:18What's written in this complaint?
08:20Sir, how is this nameplate illegal?
08:22It is.
08:23It's against the rules of the Bar Council.
08:25It's written here.
08:26An advocate's signboard or nameplate
08:28displayed publicly or otherwise
08:29should be of a reasonable size.
08:31Mayank's aunt will tell us
08:32what a reasonable size is.
08:33Right, Munshi ji?
08:35The nameplate should not be bigger than this.
08:38It's also written here.
08:39Additionally, the signboard or nameplate
08:41should not indicate that he or she
08:43is or has been president,
08:45chairman, office bearer
08:47of Bar Council or any association.
08:49So, I become the president of the Bar Association
08:51and I'm not allowed to write?
08:52In my profession,
08:53I'm not allowed to write.
08:54What kind of law is this?
08:56Learning.
08:57Rule.
08:58And especially,
09:00the rule is broken.
09:02The size of your nameplate is big
09:04and it's also written
09:05President Bar Association on it.
09:09Hello.
09:12Yes.
09:14Yes, I got the copy of the complaint.
09:26It was a call from Kazmi.
09:29The council has formed a committee.
09:32The nomination can be cancelled.
09:34The nomination can be cancelled?
09:36Jaggi, I'm telling you the truth.
09:37I don't want to kill him.
09:39I want to get myself charged.
09:40I want to pluck his moustache
09:41and break his hair.
09:42I want to break his legs.
09:44Shut up.
09:46You guys go out for two minutes.
09:47Leave me alone.
09:48Go out, please.
09:50Let's go, Minto.
09:51Let's go, Minto.
10:00Rambiswaad v.s. Gaya Prasad.
10:02Gayaprasad ji.
10:06Gayaprasad ji.
10:10Mr. Gayaprasad.
10:15Mr. Buleswar.
10:18Mr. Buleswar.
10:21Mr. Bhuleshwar?
10:23Mr. Bhuleshwar?
10:25It's me.
10:29You're Mr. Bhuleshwar?
10:31Bhuleshwar?
10:39So, Mr. Bhuleshwar,
10:41what's your matter?
10:43It's a matter of compensation.
10:45A truck had hit a buffalo.
10:47Mr. Bhuleshwar?
10:49Please come forward.
10:53So, Mr. Bhuleshwar handles restitution matters as well.
10:55I don't know how he manages so much stress.
10:57By the way, where is Mr. Bhuleshwar?
11:05Don't worry, it's vegan.
11:07You can have it.
11:11Mr. Bhuleshwar?
11:13Mr. Bhuleshwar won't come.
11:15He has asked us to fix a date.
11:17He's not answering his phone.
11:19Not today.
11:21He asked us to fix a date three years ago.
11:25Three years?
11:27How?
11:29Mr. Bhuleshwar won't be able to come.
11:31How will he come?
11:33He's so overworked.
11:35He handles so many matters.
11:37But don't worry,
11:39I'll assist him and everything will be fine.
11:43You get clean water in the canteen.
11:45Drinking tap water makes you bitter.
11:51Don't worry, it's alkaline water.
11:53It's completely safe.
11:55So, where does Mr. Mangal sit?
11:57Mr. Mangal?
11:59In his room.
12:01Where is his room?
12:03At home.
12:05Where is his home?
12:07I don't know.
12:09Mr. Bhuleshwar,
12:11he's busy bringing justice to your buffalo.
12:13And you don't have his number or address.
12:15What do you have?
12:17Tea.
12:43So, what will you have?
12:45Facial?
12:47Kundalini awakening?
12:51Stress relief?
12:53No, thank you.
12:55I've come to meet Mr. Mangal Dheema.
12:57I'm a big fan of his work.
13:03Are you a king?
13:05Yes, I'm a king.
13:07I'm a king.
13:11I'm a king.
13:15You're an advocate, right?
13:17I am.
13:19I'm a king.
13:21We're both kings.
13:23Two in one.
13:25I just want to help you
13:27so that you can further help people in need.
13:29You know the impoverished sections of society?
13:31Which section?
13:33The poor ones.
13:35Oh!
13:37Anganapuram.
13:39Anganapuram.
13:41World peace.
13:45Amnesty International?
13:47Nexus A type?
13:49I get it.
13:51I've heard a lot about you.
13:53I've seen you before.
13:55Don't worry, I know what you want.
13:57I even participate in the Free The Nippled campaign.
13:59All the poor people
14:01are included
14:03in the impoverished sections of society.
14:11Distributed.
14:13Raided.
14:15Addicted.
14:17Cowards.
14:19Some even have profiles
14:21on the internet.
14:23Premium poor people.
14:25Whatever you want,
14:27come here.
14:29Per case,
14:31Rs. 20,000.
14:33If we pay lump sum,
14:35we'll reduce the sum.
14:43Munshi ji,
14:45why are we sitting outside?
14:47A decent man
14:49cries alone.
14:51He's not crying.
14:53He's opening up.
14:57What?
14:59The door.
15:01What?
15:03Can't you hear?
15:05Tyagi's father,
15:07Justice Sarveshwar Dayal Tyagi,
15:09used to tell a story.
15:11Chintan Das ji
15:13was a big lawyer.
15:15Before he died,
15:17he wanted to give his firm
15:19to his younger son, Sanatan.
15:21He thought
15:23his younger son was the real lawyer.
15:25But
15:27his elder son, Puratan,
15:29didn't believe him.
15:31First, he was big.
15:33Second, he thought he was a better lawyer.
15:37So Chintan Das ji
15:39gave him a chance.
15:41He took Puratan and Sanatan
15:43to a big room.
15:45And said,
15:47I'm closing this door
15:49from the outside.
15:51Whoever leaves this room first,
15:53will be considered the real lawyer.
15:55And the firm will be his.
15:59Was there a window in the room?
16:01No.
16:03A tunnel? A light?
16:05A toilet?
16:07Puratan kept looking for all this.
16:09But he couldn't find any other way.
16:11But he couldn't have left, right?
16:13Yes.
16:15Thinking this, Puratan gave up.
16:17But Sanatan left.
16:19He was a shape-shifting snake.
16:23No.
16:25He was the real lawyer.
16:27He pulled the door open
16:29to see if it was closed or not.
16:31It was open.
16:33Your Sanatan lawyer
16:35has a lot of luck.
16:41The door is closed.
16:43The door is closed.
16:45When a common man
16:47is told this,
16:49he either changes his path
16:51or gets tired
16:53and sits down.
16:55But a real lawyer
16:57asks a question.
17:01Is the door really closed?
17:03For whom is it closed?
17:05For how long is it closed?
17:07On whose orders is it closed?
17:11And he asks this question
17:13until that door
17:15is opened.
17:45Pintu,
17:47the entire Bawane should know
17:49what I am doing.
18:03Sister, trust me.
18:05That Mangal Dheema,
18:07he's a cheat, he's a fraud,
18:09and he's a scamster.
18:15What is this?
18:17Complaint.
18:19Of Mangal Dheema.
18:21Ma'am, you trusted that person
18:23and gave Mr. Bhuleshwar the responsibility.
18:25But he just took the case and sat down.
18:27Mr. Bhuleshwar himself has been taking
18:29dates for three years.
18:31Mr. Bhuleshwar can either take a complaint
18:33against him or the court.
18:35You don't have any Lucas standard.
18:37I can't take this complaint.
18:39No, no, no.
18:41You can't refuse to take a complaint.
18:43Yes, it's up to you
18:45whether you want to take action or not.
18:47But you will have to take a complaint.
18:49Look,
18:51I am also a class one government employee.
18:53You will take a complaint and
18:55give a receiving on it.
18:57Otherwise, the complaint against you
18:59will definitely be taken action on it.
19:01Receiving.
19:13Did you file a complaint against me?
19:15Yes.
19:19My license will be cancelled.
19:21Absolutely.
19:23What if I don't listen to you?
19:25Yes.
19:29That's an AC remote.
19:33But if I listen to you,
19:35you will handle this case yourself
19:37and I will get the fees.
19:39Okay.
19:41Yeah.
19:45Ready?
19:53Here you go.
19:59What?
20:01You are playing a trick on a lawyer.
20:03Go and get your license cancelled.
20:05What?
20:07Do you think I am playing a trick on a lawyer?
20:09Relax.
20:13His main job is acupuncture.
20:15Lawyers do it part time.
20:17I am an acupuncturist part time.
20:19My main job is facial.
20:21Do you want to get it done?
20:23Actually,
20:25no.
20:27Get out.
20:33Wait a minute.
20:35Sit down.
20:37Mr. Lawyer,
20:39your main job is facial.
20:41No.
20:43You are ignoring her.
20:45Mr. Lawyer,
20:47open your eyes.
20:49You can see the glamour
20:51and you are ignoring her.
20:53Once she comes to your shop,
20:55you don't know
20:57where she will go.
20:59Do you think she is ordinary?
21:01She is from South Delhi.
21:03The parlour where she gets her facial done,
21:05while applying the cream,
21:07people give her a juice complimentary of Rs. 150.
21:09What are you saying?
21:11Once she comes to your shop regularly,
21:13Mr. Lawyer,
21:15I am telling you,
21:17all the ladies of Lakshminar
21:19will come to your shop
21:21for facial and acupuncture.
21:25Once I applied
21:27Katrina Kaif's poster.
21:29Wow.
21:31I was shocked.
21:33All this doesn't work here.
21:35Vidya Balan works here.
21:37Vidya Balan?
21:39Relatable.
21:41What do you think?
21:59What do you think?
22:01It was worth Rs. 30,000.
22:03Now you will get the real taste.
22:07He is coming.
22:09He is here.
22:17Mr. Tyagi,
22:19do you agree
22:21that putting up such a nameplate
22:23is against the principles
22:25and guidelines of the Bar Council?
22:27Yes, you are right.
22:29Do you also know
22:31that the Council has the right
22:33to take any action
22:35against you for this violation?
22:39Yes.
22:41Chapter 4,
22:43Section 5.3.
22:45Thank you for this violation.
22:47I have nothing more to say.
22:49Members of the panel
22:51can take any action
22:53against you.
22:57Objection, sir.
22:59Mr. Kazmi,
23:01this action is against me.
23:03It should be against the person
23:05who has the nameplate.
23:07It is VD Tyagi.
23:09Mr. Tyagi,
23:11what do you have to say?
23:13Mr. Kazmi,
23:15you are mistaken.
23:17The name VD Tyagi
23:19is not a name.
23:21It is a logo.
23:23Many companies
23:25have logos
23:27that are difficult to read.
23:29But many companies
23:31have logos that are easy to read.
23:33VD Tyagi and Associates
23:35have logos
23:37and not nameplates.
23:39Mr. Kazmi,
23:41if the nameplate is big
23:43and written in big letters,
23:45then this complaint
23:47is against me.
23:49Wait a minute.
23:51If the name is not a name
23:53but a logo,
23:55then why does it say
23:57President Patpadganj Bar Association?
23:59Are you the president
24:01or is it your firm?
24:03Sir, ma'am,
24:05I want to know
24:07how this firm dared
24:09to write President of Bar Association.
24:11Should the firm ask this question
24:13or should I?
24:15The law is very clear
24:17that individuals and firms
24:19are two separate entities.
24:21Just like I am different,
24:23my firm is different.
24:25I want to inform the panel
24:27that as soon as I got the information,
24:29I sent a show cause notice
24:31to Mr. Patpadganj Bar Association.
24:33Just a minute.
24:35Has he gone mad?
24:37Sir, look at this.
24:39Rajdeep Saigal, Parimal Tha,
24:41look at their nameplates.
24:43Educate Gaurav Sharma,
24:45look at their size.
24:47Shima Trivedi, Sourav Khanna.
24:49All this is in front of you.
24:51Sir,
24:53I am not alone
24:57in this mess.
25:01Hey,
25:03he is making everyone mad.
25:07I hope that the council
25:09will accept the nomination
25:11of V.D. Tyagi, the individual.
25:13And the council
25:15will take action
25:17on the basis of
25:19the precedent
25:21that you will set here.
25:25Mr. Tyagi,
25:27start preparing for the election.
25:29How can we prepare like this?
25:31Have we looted anything?
25:35Mr. Kazmi,
25:39I remembered
25:41a poem of Mr. Wasim.
25:43Say it.
25:45This is a fair.
25:47What will a promise
25:49take from anyone?
25:51This is a fair.
25:53What will a promise take from anyone?
25:55When the day is over,
25:57everyone will take their own path.
26:01Wasim,
26:03I want a heart.
26:05For the enmity
26:07with the enemy.
26:09The one who is impractical,
26:11take revenge from someone.
26:13What will you take?
26:27What will you take?
26:57What will you take?
26:59What will you take?
27:19Sister,
27:21my first case.
27:23Aha.
27:57I'm so happy that you took me here to Pungara.
27:59Oh, dear.
28:01You look good.
28:02Thanks.
28:03Excited?
28:04Yes.
28:05Have you tried the yoghurt and sugar?
28:06No.
28:09Who are you?
28:11I'm her lawyer, so I'll ask the questions.
28:14Who are you?
28:15Sir, I told you.
28:17Oh, the girl who drinks the gutter water.
28:20Yes.
28:21I'm her lawyer, so I'll ask the questions.
28:23Who are you?
28:24I'm her lawyer, so I'll ask the questions.
28:26She's the girl who drinks the gutter water, right?
28:28Sir, are you confused?
28:30I'm from Mangal Dheema's team.
28:32I'll get her buffalo restituted.
28:35Someone has complained about Mangal Dheema.
28:38A lawyer named Ananya Shroff.
28:41I'm handling all the matters.
28:43So, you can't argue on her behalf.
28:46Thanks for the file.
28:47The number is here. Hurry up.
28:49We have to get the date too. Come on.
28:51Hurry up.
28:52Sir, I said... Yes.
28:54Sir.
28:56Sir.
28:59I've done so much for this case.
29:02You rascal.
29:04I'm the one who has sacrificed the most.
29:26Yes.
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