Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 1 When She Was Bad
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00:00And all the world a chosen one.
00:03Who's that?
00:04That must be Angel.
00:05Last season on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
00:11A vampire in love with a slayer.
00:14It's rather poetic.
00:17And in this time shall come the anointed.
00:20Buffy will face the master and she will die.
00:28She's not breathing.
00:30She's dead.
00:35Breathe.
00:35Come on.
00:37You're dead.
00:38I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.
01:00Okay, your turn.
01:07Okay, in the few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime.
01:15Terminator.
01:18Good, right?
01:19Okay.
01:20I got one.
01:22It's a mad house.
01:24I'm out of the apes.
01:25Okay, finish, please.
01:27Oh, sorry.
01:29Go ahead.
01:31How's planet of the apes?
01:35Okay, good me.
01:40Well, I'm thinking.
01:45Use the force Luke.
01:47Do I even have to dignify that with a guess?
01:50Couldn't think of anything.
01:52It's a dumb game.
01:54Anyway, what else do you want to do?
01:56We already played rock-paper-scissors.
01:57My hands cramped up.
01:59Well, yes, if you're always scissors, of course your tendons.
02:03Yeah, I just gotta say that this has been the most boring summer ever.
02:07Yeah, but on the plus side, no monsters or stuff.
02:11Just so restless.
02:12I'm actually looking forward to school starting up again.
02:15Yeah, and that wouldn't have anything to do with a certain girl.
02:19We both know who is a vampire slam, please.
02:23I'm so over her.
02:24Did she mention when she might be getting back?
02:28About which I do not care.
02:30I haven't heard from her.
02:32I've got a couple postcards when she went to LA, but I'm like nothing.
02:37Well, she's probably with her dad having a good time.
02:40And you don't care.
02:43Well, okay, there might be some interest.
02:46I'm a man.
02:46I have certain desires, certain needs.
02:49I don't want to know.
02:51I got a movie for you.
02:54Dinner.
02:54You're Amish.
02:56You can't fight back because you're Amish.
02:58I mock you with my ice cream cone.
03:00Amish guy witness.
03:03My nose is cold.
03:05Let me get that for you.
03:08Sorry.
03:08I can't help myself.
03:09You know, it's like so tasty.
03:26Go.
03:56Hi, guys.
04:03Miss me?
04:56Hey, hey, well.
05:26Man, your timing really doesn't suck.
05:28Don't you get back just now?
05:31Dad drove me down and I figured you two losers would be getting into some kind of trouble.
05:36I think we had the upper hand in a subtle way.
05:40Does either of you even have a cross?
05:43Very sloppy.
05:44Well, it's been a slow summer.
05:45I mean, that's the first vampire we've seen since you killed the master.
05:49It's like they know I was coming back.
05:52So what about you?
05:53How was your summer?
05:54Did you slay anything?
05:56No, uh, just hung out, partied some.
05:59Shopping was also a major theme.
06:01No, you haven't lost your touch.
06:03That vampire.
06:04You kind of wailed on him, didn't I?
06:07I like your hair.
06:10So how did you guys fare?
06:11Did you have any fun without me?
06:13No.
06:14But our summer was kind of yawn worthy.
06:17Our biggest excitement was burying the master.
06:19That's right.
06:20You missed it.
06:21Right up by that tree.
06:23Giles buried the bones, and we poured holy water, and we got to wear robes.
06:29Very intense.
06:29You should have been.
06:31Have you seen Giles?
06:34Why would I do that?
06:35Same at school.
06:37Man, I'm really glad you're back.
06:42Me too.
06:48Okay, then.
06:50This is the last of it.
06:51More clothes?
06:53Oh, do shoes count as clothes?
06:56How much shopping did you let her do?
06:58Oh, I just thought I was saving you from the big back-to-school clothing nightmare.
07:03My nightmares of Buffy in school have nothing to do with clothes.
07:07Did she manage to stay out of trouble in L.A.?
07:11She did, yeah.
07:13She was, um, you know, great.
07:18But?
07:21She was just, I don't know, um, distant.
07:27Not brooding or sulking, just there was no connection.
07:32The more time we spent together, the more I felt like she was nowhere to be seen.
07:38Hence the shoes.
07:42I may have overcompensated a little bit.
07:45It's so strange, you know, at least when she was burning stuff down, I knew what to say.
07:52Welcome to my world.
07:54I haven't been able to get through to her for so long.
07:59I'll just be happy if she makes it through the school year.
08:08It was a nightmare, a total nightmare.
08:11I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix.
08:13And then they just decide to go to Tuscany.
08:17Art and buildings.
08:19I was totally beachless for a month and a half.
08:22No one has suffered like I have suffered.
08:25Of course, I think that that kind of adversity builds character.
08:29Well, then I thought, I already have a lot of character.
08:33Is it possible to have too much character?
08:36The first day back, it always gets me.
08:39Yes.
08:40I mean, it's incredible.
08:42One day the campus is completely bare, empty.
08:46The next, there are children everywhere.
08:51Like locusts, crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating,
08:57destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist.
09:04Well, did you enjoy these pep talks?
09:07Have you ever considered, given your abhorrence of children,
09:11that Scott's principle was not, perhaps, a natural location?
09:15Somebody's got to keep an eye on them.
09:17They're just a bunch of hormonal time bombs.
09:22Every time a pretty girl walks by, every boy turns into a jibbering fool.
09:29Miss Callender?
09:30Mr. Giles.
09:31Well, um, hello.
09:37See the way these kids gaze at each other?
09:40Oh, Minnie.
09:42It's good to see you.
09:43Yes.
09:44Think they're thinking about learning?
09:46Well, uh, were you headed to the, uh, faculty room?
09:51Sounds like fun.
09:53I try and tell them about the important things in life.
09:57Discipline, responsibility, punctuality.
10:03I might as well be talking to myself.
10:07What was your summer?
10:11Extreme.
10:12I did Burning Man and Black Rock.
10:14Oh, such a great festival.
10:15You should have been there.
10:17They had drum rituals, mogul sculptures, raves, naked mud dances.
10:23You would have just hated it with the fiery passion.
10:27I can't imagine finding any redeeming, uh, naked?
10:32Hmm, and you probably spent all summer with your nose in a book.
10:36I suppose you'd consider that frightfully dull.
10:40Depends on the book.
10:44Giles!
10:45Yo, G-Man, what's up?
10:48Nice to see you.
10:49And don't ever call me that.
10:51Hey, kids.
10:52Hey.
10:53Hi.
10:56How are you?
10:58Five and kicking.
11:00Buffy killed a vampire last night.
11:04Uh, I think you can get a little more volume if you speak from the diaphragm.
11:08Sorry.
11:09We got vampires?
11:10I thought the Hellmouth was closed.
11:12Well, it's closed, but not gone.
11:14The mystic energy that emanates from it is still concentrated in this area.
11:18Which means we're still the Undead's favorite party town.
11:21I wonder if they're here for any purpose, particularly.
11:24You're the Watcher.
11:25I just work here.
11:27Yes, I consult my books.
11:29So, eight minutes and thirty-three seconds pay up.
11:33I called ten minutes before you to consult your books about something.
11:37We'd better get to class.
11:41Oh, uh, Buffy.
11:44Uh, I realize you've only just returned, but when you're ready, I think we should start
11:49your training again.
11:51I'm ready.
11:52I'll see you after school.
11:53Well, I understand if you want a few days to...
11:57I'm ready.
11:58All right.
12:29Oh!
12:33Oh!
12:48Buffy doesn't know.
12:51Buffy!
12:52Buffy!
12:58Safe to say you've stayed in shape.
13:00I'm ready.
13:01Whatever they got coming next, I'm ready.
13:07Yeah.
13:13We have been put down, kinsmen.
13:17We have lost our way.
13:19We have lost the night.
13:23But despair is for the living.
13:27Where they are weak, we will be strong.
13:30Where they weep, we rejoice.
13:34Where they bleed, we drink.
13:40Within three days, a new hope will arise.
13:44We will put our faith in Him.
13:49He will show us the way.
14:09Buffy.
14:12Buffy.
14:14Fine.
14:15I'm fine.
14:16Good.
14:17It's good that you're fine.
14:20What were you thinking about?
14:22Nothing.
14:23Oh, come on.
14:24You can tell us.
14:25We're your bosom friends.
14:26The friends of your bosom.
14:28Xander.
14:32I wasn't thinking anything, really.
14:34What did you do last night?
14:36Slept.
14:37I had weird dreams.
14:40Dreams are meaningful.
14:41Shh.
14:42Tell me about it.
14:43The other night, I dreamt that Xander...
14:45Uh, it wasn't Xander.
14:49In fact, it wasn't me.
14:51It was a friend's dream, and she doesn't remember it.
14:54I bet she doesn't.
14:56Buffy.
14:58Giles.
15:00What is it?
15:01You look worried.
15:02Yes.
15:03Vampire activity.
15:04I think I know what they're up to.
15:06Well, we'll deal with it.
15:07I hope it's that simple.
15:10It is not to worry.
15:12Trust me.
15:13I don't know.
15:15I mean, I've killed you once.
15:17It shouldn't be too difficult to do it again.
15:20What?
15:45No.
16:08Hello.
16:10Mind if I come in?
16:12Be my guest.
16:18How are you?
16:21Peachy.
16:26So, is this a social call?
16:28It is kind of late.
16:30Or, well, it is for me, anyway.
16:32But is it for you lunch hour?
16:35It's not a social call.
16:38Ah.
16:39So, let me guess.
16:40That means grave danger.
16:44Gosh, it's good to be home.
16:46I'm sorry.
16:48I wish I had better news.
16:50So, some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue,
16:55and we're all on the menu.
16:57He anointed one.
16:59He's been gathering forces somewhere in town.
17:01I'm not sure why.
17:04Guess I'll find out soon enough, huh?
17:07You don't sound too concerned.
17:09I can handle myself.
17:12Besides, I could use a little action anyway.
17:17Don't underestimate the anointed one just because he looks like a child.
17:21He has power over the rest of them.
17:24They'll do anything for him.
17:30Is that it?
17:32Is that everything?
17:34You know, because you woke me up from a really good dream.
17:39Yeah.
17:51Sorry.
17:54I'll go.
18:01I missed you.
18:07I missed you.
18:09I missed you.
18:30How are your new glasses?
18:32Good.
18:34Good.
18:35Is there the slightest chance that if I asked you what was wrong,
18:38you would tell me?
18:47Of course not.
18:48I'll take the fun out of guessing.
19:00Angel's Starboy?
19:02Wow.
19:03Was there, well, I mean, was it having to do with kissing?
19:07Willow, grow up.
19:08Not everything is about kissing.
19:10Yeah, some stuff's about groping.
19:13It wasn't about groping.
19:15Okay, hormones on parade here.
19:17It was pure shop talk.
19:19Remember vampires, pointy teeth, they walk by night.
19:21Am I ringing a bell?
19:23What did he say?
19:26Something's up.
19:28Nothing I can't handle.
19:30Oh, hey, did you guys hear that Chivo Amado
19:31is going to be at the bronze tonight?
19:33Chivo Amado?
19:34They're playing?
19:35No, Willow, they're going to be clog dancing.
19:37Chivo Amado can clog dance?
19:40Oh, sarcasm, right?
19:42We should attend, no?
19:44Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers.
19:48Is that mince-o?
19:50Kind of like punch.
19:51The Three Musketeers were cool.
19:54I see you're pretty good at that.
19:56Yeah.
19:57The Musketeers were cool.
19:59I see your point.
20:00I would have gone with Stooges.
20:02Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together.
20:05So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?
20:08Yes, our own personal demons.
20:11Such as lust and thrift.
20:14I would have to go with Stooges also.
20:16What are you guys talking about?
20:18I'm talking about big, squiggly demons
20:21that came from the ground, remember?
20:23Prom night?
20:24With all the vampires.
20:26Cordelia, your mouth is open.
20:28Sound is coming from it.
20:30This is never good.
20:32No, see, we can't mention that stuff
20:34in front of other people.
20:36Buffy being a slayer and all.
20:38You haven't been talking about our little adventure
20:40all summer, have you?
20:42Are you nuts?
20:43You think I would tell people
20:44that I spent the whole evening with you?
20:48Besides, it was all so creepy.
20:50That master guy, all the screaming.
20:53I don't even like to think about it.
20:55So, your secret's safe with me.
20:58Well, that works out great.
21:00You won't tell anyone that I'm a slayer
21:02and I won't tell anyone you're a moron.
21:05Now that was a good insult.
21:07A little too good.
21:10What's up with her?
21:25I just think something's up, is all.
21:28Willow, you're paranoid.
21:30Buffy's never acted like this before.
21:33Ever since she got back,
21:35she's different.
21:37Buffy's always been different.
21:39She's never been mean.
21:43Any sign of her?
21:44She said she was coming.
21:46No.
21:47The band's cool, though.
21:49Yeah.
21:50It's been a while.
21:52The band's cool, though.
21:54Yeah, cool.
22:04You got something on your nose.
22:22Don't just stand there.
22:24Dig.
22:26We have to hurry.
22:52The ground is consecrated.
22:54It burns.
22:56Dig.
23:17The ferocity of time.
23:20The ferocity of time
23:27turns her voice into
23:33sugar water.
23:50Hi.
23:52Hi.
23:56So, is there danger at the bronze?
23:58Should I beware?
24:00I can't help thinking
24:02I've done something to make you angry.
24:04And that bothers me more
24:06than I'd like.
24:08I'm not angry.
24:10I don't know that you're angry.
24:12I'm not angry.
24:14I'm not angry.
24:16I'm not angry.
24:18I'm not angry.
24:20I don't know where that comes from.
24:22What are you afraid of?
24:24Me?
24:26Us?
24:28Could you contemplate
24:30getting over yourself for a second?
24:32There's no us.
24:34Look, Angel,
24:36I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend
24:38the summer moaning over you,
24:40but I didn't.
24:42I moved on.
24:44To the living.
24:48Hey.
24:50Hey.
24:52What's wrong with Angel?
24:56Beats me.
25:03Let's dance.
25:05Okay.
25:18Let's dance.
25:20Okay.
25:22Let's dance.
25:24Okay.
25:26Let's dance.
25:28Okay.
25:30Let's dance.
25:32Okay.
25:34Let's dance.
25:36Okay.
25:38Let's dance.
25:40Okay.
25:42Let's dance.
25:44Okay.
25:46La la la la
25:48La la la la la
25:50La la la la la
25:52La la la la la
25:54La la la la la
25:56La la la la la
25:58La la la la la
26:00La la la la la
26:02La la la la la
26:04La la la la la
26:06La la la la la
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26:46The buildings are changing into coconut trees little by little, Sandra, did I ever thank
27:03you for saving my life?
27:06No.
27:07Don't you wish I would?
27:27Buffy, you're really campaigning for bitch
27:56the year, aren't you?
28:01As defending champion, you're nervous.
28:04I can hold my own.
28:07You know, we've never really been close, which is nice because I don't really like you that
28:12much, but you have on occasion saved the world and stuff, so I'm going to do you a favor.
28:20And this great favor is?
28:22I'm going to give you some advice.
28:26Get over it.
28:27Excuse me?
28:28Whatever's causing the Joan Collins Tude, deal with it.
28:33Embrace the pain, spank your inner Moppet, whatever, but get over it, because pretty
28:39soon you're not going to even have the loser friend you've got now.
28:44I think it's about time you start minding your own business.
28:49It's long past.
28:50Nighty night.
28:51I'll just see if Angel feels like dancing.
29:21Miss Miss Calendar.
29:37Oh God, Miss Calendar.
29:51Oh God, Miss Calendar.
30:21She's possessed.
30:35Possessed.
30:36That's the only explanation that makes any sense.
30:39I mean, you should have seen her last night.
30:42That wasn't Buffy.
30:43Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to me?
30:51She's possessed.
30:53Possessed by what?
30:54A possessing thing.
30:56Well, that now is it done.
30:57Well, you're the expert.
30:59Hey, maybe when the master killed her, some mystical bad guy transference thing happened.
31:04That's what it was.
31:05I mean, why else would she be acting with such a B-I-T-C-H?
31:10Well, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
31:14A B-I-T-C-H?
31:16Yes.
31:18I suggest that the explanation for her behavior may be something more mundane.
31:25Do they simply have what you Americans refer to as issues?
31:32Her experience with the master must have been extremely traumatic.
31:36She was, for at least a few minutes, technically dead.
31:40I don't think she's dealt with that on a conscious level.
31:43She's convinced herself that she's invulnerable for the very reason that she feels...
31:47That's a very interesting point about trout you just brought up now.
31:51Trout?
31:54Trout, yes.
31:56Trout is a fish.
31:58Good morning.
31:59Did you sleep well?
32:01Like a rock.
32:02Master's gone.
32:05I'm sorry?
32:06The master.
32:08I went by his grave last night, and they have a vacancy.
32:12Good God.
32:13What would somebody want with master bones?
32:16A trophy, a horrible conversation piece.
32:20They're going to bring him back.
32:25They're going to bring the master back to life, and I seem to recall you telling me he was history.
32:30Buffy, I've never heard of a revivification ritual being successful.
32:36But you've heard of them?
32:38Thanks for the warning.
32:40Oh, Buffy, Giles did bury him.
32:42Look, this is Slayer stuff, okay?
32:44Can we just have a little less from the civilians, please?
32:46Okay, that's just about enough.
32:47I believe some of us have class, and some of us have jobs.
32:53Yes, well, I'll see you all in the library later.
32:57We'll continue this discussion.
32:59About trout.
33:11There are some things I can just smell.
33:13It's like a sixth sense.
33:15Well, actually, that would be one of the five.
33:20As summers grow, I smell trouble.
33:23I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail.
33:29Before you throw away the key, you might consider giving Heather Benevolent a doubt.
33:33She may surprise you.
33:36You really have faith in those kids, don't you?
33:39Yes, I do.
33:42Weird.
33:49All right, all right, I've got something.
33:51This thing is blattered, so bear with me.
33:54To revive the vampire, they need his bones, which they have.
34:01And the blood, this is very unclear, of the closest person, someone connected to the vampire.
34:10That'd be me.
34:12Perhaps.
34:14We were close.
34:17We killed each other.
34:18It really promotes togetherness.
34:20Well, is there anything on when the ceremony might take place?
34:28This is Cordelius.
34:33Come to the bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal.
34:37They're going to cook her dinner?
34:41I'll pretend I didn't say that.
34:43What do we do?
34:45I go to the bronze and save the day.
34:47I don't like this.
34:48Yeah, well, you guys aren't going.
34:50What do you mean?
34:52I can't do it anymore.
34:53I can't look after the three of you guys while I'm fighting.
34:57Well, what about the rest of the note?
35:00The rest of the note?
35:01The part that says, P.S., this is a trap.
35:05You'll be playing straight into their hands.
35:07I can handle this.
35:08Stop saying that.
35:10God, what's wrong with you?
35:12Cordelia may be dead.
35:16It's my fight.
35:36You know, being stalked isn't really a big turn-on for girls.
35:41You need help, someone to watch your back.
35:45So you don't mean my neck?
35:47Why are you riding me?
35:50Because I don't trust you.
35:53You're a vampire.
35:56Oh, I'm sorry.
35:57Is that an offensive term?
35:59Should I say undead American?
36:02You have to trust someone.
36:04You can't do this alone.
36:06You can trust me.
36:08You're not as strong as you think.
36:13Do you think you can take me?
36:17What?
36:19Oh, come on.
36:21I mean, you must have thought about it.
36:23What would happen if it ever came down to a fight?
36:26You vampire, me the slayer?
36:28I mean, you must have wondered.
36:31Well, why don't we find out?
36:35I'm not gonna fight you.
36:37Come on.
36:41My ass.
36:46Don't you have somewhere to be?
36:51I do.
36:53Well, you're wasting time.
36:57Just stay out of my way.
37:00Happy to oblige.
37:11That's not Cordelia.
37:41Cordelia couldn't make it.
37:49Where is she?
37:51I'm not supposed to tell.
37:54I don't like this.
37:56Don't like what?
37:58There's the bait.
38:00Where's the hook?
38:08You're right.
38:10Why were they sent just one?
38:13I still think we should have gone with her.
38:16Buffy's about to lose her.
38:17I think we should be trying to reach minimum safe distance.
38:20Sator, you know it's a trap.
38:22Ah, ah, ah, ah.
38:26The Latin is translated from the Sumerian, and rather badly.
38:30Closest to the master actually translates as nearest, physically.
38:36The person or persons who were with him when he...
38:45It is a trap.
38:52Just isn't for her.
39:00Watch her.
39:01Don't kill her unless you have to.
39:03Buffy, what's going on?
39:06Be back.
39:34Xander!
39:40What happened?
39:41Vampires.
39:43The ones you can handle yourself.
39:46Where are the others?
39:47I don't know.
39:49I don't know what your problem is.
39:51What your issues are.
39:53But as of now, I officially don't care.
39:57If you'd worked with us for five seconds, you could have stopped this.
40:03Yes.
40:07We just have to think.
40:09Where are they taking him?
40:11If they hurt Willow, I'll kill you.
40:17Why did they take them and not you?
40:25Giles said the ritual was...
40:28They needed people who were close to the master. Physically close.
40:34The ones who were with the master when he died.
40:37Giles.
40:39Willow.
40:40Cordelia.
40:41Miss Callender.
40:42I'd rather got a complete set by now.
40:46We need to find out where.
40:48Now.
40:52One more time.
40:54Where are they?
40:56You're too late.
40:57Your friends are dead.
41:02Tell me where they are.
41:05What are you going to do?
41:07Kill me?
41:09As a matter of fact...
41:15Yes.
41:18But since I'm not going to kill you anytime soon...
41:22The question becomes, how are we going to pass the time until then?
41:33So.
41:35One more time.
41:52Begin.
42:15Behold.
42:17These four mortals.
42:19Witnesses to our master's wretched demise.
42:23They will grieve their last this night.
42:27The blood that pours from their throats will bring new life to the old one.
42:32Gather for his resurrection.
42:35For the dawn of this new end.
42:45Buffy.
42:47Buffy.
42:48We got to do something now.
42:52You two get the others out of here.
42:54We need you to distract the vampires.
42:58Right.
42:59What are you going to do?
43:03I'm going to kill them all.
43:08That ought to distract them.
43:11For the old one.
43:13For his pain.
43:17For the dark.
43:18For the dark.
43:19For the dark.
43:21For the dark.
43:29For the dark.
43:57Stop them!
44:25Buffy!
44:26Buffy!
44:27Buffy!
44:29Buffy!
44:30Buffy!
44:31Buffy!
44:32Buffy!
44:33Buffy!
44:34Buffy!
44:35Buffy!
44:36Buffy!
44:37Buffy!
44:38Buffy!
44:39Buffy!
44:40Buffy!
44:41Buffy!
44:42Buffy!
44:43Are you all right?
45:11I'm okay.
45:13Where's Buffy?
45:15She's working at her issues.
45:42Ugh!
45:44Enough!
45:49Your day is done, girl.
45:52I'll grind you into a sticky paste,
45:56and hear you beg
45:59before I smash in your face.
46:04So, are you gonna kill me, or are we just making small talk?
46:11Ah!
46:13Ah!
46:15Ah!
46:17Ah!
46:19Ah!
46:21Ah!
46:23Ah!
46:25Ah!
46:42It's over.
46:44No, it's not.
47:11Ah!
47:41It's okay.
47:56It's okay.
47:58It's okay.
48:11It's okay.
48:26What an ordeal.
48:28And you know what the worst part is?
48:31It stays with you forever.
48:34No matter what they tell you,
48:36none of that lust and blood and grime comes out.
48:41I mean, you can dry clean till judgment day.
48:44You are living with those stains.
48:47Yeah, that's the worst part of being hung upside down
48:49by a vampire who wants to slit your throat.
48:52The stains.
48:54I hear ya.
48:56I don't think I can face them.
48:58Of course you can.
49:00I can't.
49:02What am I supposed to say?
49:04Sorry I almost got your throat slit?
49:06What's the homework?
49:08Punishing yourself like this is pointless.
49:10It's entirely pointy.
49:12I was a moron.
49:15My best friend's in mortal danger
49:17on the second day of school.
49:19What are you gonna do?
49:21Crawl inside a cave for the rest of your life?
49:23What, I'd have cable?
49:25A few acts of wrongdoing, I admit that.
49:27But believe me,
49:29that was hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make.
49:34It wasn't quite as comforting as it was meant to be.
49:37Well, points for effort.
49:39I'll see ya.
50:04Hey, Buffy.
50:07Hey.
50:10We saved you a seat.
50:20There's a rumor going around
50:22that, uh, Mr. Cox is the most boring teacher in the entire world.
50:26I don't think so.
50:29There's a rumor going around
50:31that, uh, Mr. Cox is the most boring teacher in the entire world.
50:34Like I think he won a belt or something.
50:38Like a yes.
50:40Well, I hear he nods off a lot,
50:42so that's a plus.
50:46So we bronzing it tonight?
50:48Wednesday's kind of beat.
50:50Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer,
50:53but gosh, we did that last night.
50:59Hey, I got a plan.
51:01How about miniature golf?
51:03There's no course yet.
51:05Okay, uh, miniature tennis.
51:07I'm very excited, because we're doing this.
51:29I'm very excited, because we're doing this.
51:59I hate that girl.
52:29Grr! Arrgh!