Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 15 Phases
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00:00Against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer
00:06Hi. Oh, that's what I was going to say.
00:30What are you looking at? This cheerleading trophy.
00:34It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it.
00:40So did you like the movie last night? I don't know.
00:45Today's movies are kind of like popcorn. You know, you forget about them as soon as they're done.
00:51I do remember I liked the popcorn, though. Yeah, it was good.
00:56And I had a really fun time at the rest. I mean, the part with you.
01:02Oh, that's great. My time was also of the good. Mine, too.
01:08Well, then. Oh, there.
01:16I have my friend, so I will go to her. I'll see you then.
01:24Later.
01:30Man. Boss.
01:33I would love to give me some of that Buffy willow action, if you know what I mean.
01:37That's great, Larry. You've really mastered the single entendre.
01:45Oops.
01:48Oh, thank you, Thigh Master.
01:54So, man, what's up with that? Dating a junior?
01:59Oh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just an act, right?
02:05Yeah. Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun.
02:09I mean, she's got to be putting out. What's the point? What are you going to do, talk?
02:16Come on, fess up. How far have you got?
02:20Nowhere. I mean, he said he was going to wait until I was ready, but I'm ready.
02:26Honest, I'm good to go here.
02:29I think it's nice that he's not just being an animal.
02:32It is nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun.
02:36But I want smoochies.
02:38Have you dropped any hints?
02:40I've dropped anvils.
02:42He'll come around. No guy could resist your wily willow charms.
02:47At last count, all of them? Maybe more?
02:51No, none of them know a thing. They all get an F in willow.
02:54But I want Oz to get an A.
02:57And oh, one of those gold stars.
03:00You will.
03:02Well, you better hurry.
03:04I don't want to be the only girl in school without a real boyfriend.
03:11Oh, I'm such an idiot. I'm sorry.
03:15I shouldn't even be talking, but do you want me to go away?
03:20I wish you wouldn't.
03:22How are you holding up, anyway?
03:24I'm holding. I spent two minutes there without thinking about Angel.
03:29Well, there you go.
03:31But I would do a lot better if you and Xander and I could do that sharing our misery thing tonight.
03:36Great. I'll give Xander a call.
03:38What's his number?
03:40Oh, yeah. 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe.
03:44Meow.
03:46Really? Thanks.
03:48I've never gotten a meow before.
03:51Well-deserved. Darn tootin'.
03:53I'm just saying, Xander and Cordelia.
03:56What does he see in her, anyway?
04:01What could she possibly see in him?
04:04Excuse me? We didn't come here to talk about Willow.
04:08We came here to do things I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a good girl.
04:14I just don't trust Osweather.
04:16I mean, he's a senior. He's attractive.
04:19Okay, maybe not to me, but...
04:21And he's in a band, and we know what kind of element that attracts.
04:25I've dated lots of guys in bands.
04:28Do you even want to be here?
04:30I'm not running away.
04:32Because when you're not babbling about poor, defenseless Willow,
04:35you are raving about the all-powerful Buffy.
04:38I do not babble.
04:40I occasionally run on every now and then I yammer.
04:43Xander?
04:44Yeah?
04:45Look around.
04:46We're in my daddy's car.
04:48It's just the two of us.
04:50There is a beautiful, big, full moon outside tonight.
04:54It doesn't get more romantic than this.
04:57So shut up!
05:00Let's go.
05:30Let's go.
06:00Let's go.
06:25Did you hear that?
06:26What is it now?
06:28I thought I heard something.
06:30Is Willow sending out some sort of distress signal that only you can hear?
06:35Huh.
06:44Okay, now I know I heard something.
06:46All right, that's it.
06:47You know, your mind hasn't been here all night.
06:49How about I just drop you off at the bar?
06:52Get out of here!
06:55Grab a key!
06:57Whisper!
06:58Let's go!
07:12Told you I heard something.
07:19You sure it was a werewolf?
07:21Well, let's see.
07:23Six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face, like a wolf.
07:29Yeah, I'm sticking with my first guess.
07:32Seems wise.
07:33Oh, oh, and then there was that little thing where it tried to bite us.
07:36It was so awful.
07:38I know.
07:39Daddy just had this car detailed.
07:43So what's the word?
07:44It seems there were a number of other attacks by a wild dog around town.
07:49Several animal carcasses were found mutilated.
07:52Things like bunnies and stuff?
07:54No, don't tell me.
07:56Oh, don't worry.
07:57I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves.
08:01Yeah.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Yes, um, fortunately, no people were injured.
08:07I falls into that sort of column.
08:09Well, for now, but my guess is that this werewolf will be back at next month's full moon.
08:15What about tonight's full moon?
08:18Pardon?
08:19Well, last night was the night before the full moon.
08:21Traditionally known as the night before the full moon.
08:25Meaning the accepted legend that werewolves only prowl during the full moon might be erroneous.
08:30Or it could be a croc.
08:32Unless the werewolf was using last year's almanac.
08:35Looks like Giles has some schooling to do.
08:37Yes, I must admit, I am intrigued.
08:40Werewolves.
08:41It's one of the classics.
08:43I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon.
08:47He needs to get a pet.
08:49Sunnydale is becoming more dangerous all the time.
08:53And a full moon like tonight tends to bring out the crazies.
08:57But with some simple basics of self-defense, each of you can learn how to protect yourself.
09:03Here's a suggestion.
09:04Move away from the helm now.
09:06...situation as quickly as possible.
09:08Your attacker may have the benefit...
09:10Would you look at that? He's all over her.
09:12Psst.
09:13Hey, buddy, this is a public forum here.
09:16I think you spushed on just a little too much obsession for dorks.
09:21Okay, everyone get into your assigned groups.
09:36What happened?
09:38What happened?
09:39Oh, last week some huge dog jumped out of the bushes and bit me.
09:4439 stitches.
09:46They don't shoot those straight.
09:48I've been there, man.
09:50My cousin Jordy just got his grown-up teeth in.
09:53He does not like to be tickled.
09:56Ha ha ha.
10:03Theresa!
10:05Be still, my shorts.
10:07We're in the same group.
10:10I may have to attack you.
10:12No, actually, I think in our group there are a few of us.
10:16And I'm one of the few.
10:19Don't forget, you're supposed to be a meek little girly girl like the rest of us.
10:26Spoil my fun.
10:29Okay, everyone listen up.
10:31I want to show you what to do should you be attacked from behind.
10:35In this situation, bend forward using your back and shoulders...
10:41...to flip the assailant over to the ground.
10:44To flip the assailant over to the ground.
10:57Oh, Summers, you are truly...
11:05That works, too.
11:08And while there's absolutely no scientific explanation...
11:12...for lunar effect on the human psyche...
11:15...the phases of the moon do seem to exert a great deal of psychological influence.
11:20And the full moon seems to bring out our darkest qualities.
11:24And yet, ironically, it led to the invention of the moon pie.
11:28Oh.
11:31The moon pie.
11:33The moon pie.
11:40You see, the werewolf is such a potent, extreme representation...
11:46...of our inborn animalistic traits...
11:48...that it emerges for three full consecutive nights.
11:51The full moon and the two nights surrounding it.
11:54Quite the party animal.
11:56Quite. And it acts on pure instinct.
11:59No conscience. Predatory and aggressive.
12:02In other words, you're typical male.
12:04On behalf of my gender, hey.
12:06Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
12:09I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and their conclusions weren't.
12:12The point is that our wolf-man could also be a wolf-woman...
12:16...or anyone who was bitten by a werewolf.
12:19So then I'm guessing your standard silver bullets are in order here?
12:22No. No bullets.
12:24No matter who this werewolf is, it's still a human being...
12:28...who may be completely unaware of his or her condition.
12:33So tonight we bring him back alive.
12:52Anything yet?
12:54Yes, and you won't believe what I saw.
12:57Anthony Podell was making out with Owens to deal...
12:59...but he goes with Barrett Williams. If she ever found...
13:03No, um, no sign of the werewolf. How about you?
13:07No, the same.
13:09I thought we might, uh...
13:11I thought we might knock on a few windows...
13:13...ask if anyone's seen anything yet.
13:15Giles, no one's seen anything.
13:19No. Yes.
13:21No, of course not.
13:24No.
13:55Stop!
14:02Gotcha!
14:13What the hell?
14:15Giles! Giles!
14:18Hey!
14:21Whoa!
14:23Hands are good right about there.
14:25Who are you? What are you doing?
14:27Name's Kane. I'm the one with the gun...
14:30...which means I'm the one who gets to do the interviewing.
14:33Hey, before I get all chummy here...
14:35...how about we do something about me being in this net thing?
14:51You all right?
14:53Yeah.
14:55Gotta say, I'm impressed.
14:57Excuse me?
14:59Well, it's good to get the fruit while it's fresh.
15:02It'd be wise to take that back.
15:04Hey, what are a man and a girl doing lovers laying at night?
15:07Nobody...
15:09Okay, hey, enough repulsive brain. It's not what you think.
15:12We're hunting werewolves.
15:16Okay, it's funny if you don't believe in werewolves.
15:19No, it's funny thinking about you two catching one.
15:23This guy looks like he's auditioning to be a librarian...
15:26...and then you, well, you're a girl.
15:30I'm sure she's quite capable.
15:33Uh-huh.
15:35Let me ask you something, sweetheart.
15:37Exactly how many of these animals have you taken out?
15:40As of today.
15:42I tore a tooth from the mouth of every werewolf that I killed.
15:46This next one will bring the total to an even dozen.
15:50So you're just gonna kill it?
15:52Well, see, that's the thing.
15:54Their pelts fetch a pretty penny in Sri Lanka...
15:57...and it's a little hard to skin them when they're alive.
16:00You hunt werewolves for sports?
16:03No, no, I meant it purely for the money.
16:06It doesn't bother you that a werewolf is a sport?
16:09That's why I only hunt them, the other three.
16:14I'd really love to stay and chat...
16:17...but I'm on a tight schedule.
16:19Any idea where else the boys and girls like to get together around here?
16:23They're looking for a party?
16:25No, but the werewolf is.
16:28They're suckers for that whole sexual heat thing...
16:31...since it mops the floor.
16:35They're suckers for that whole sexual heat thing...
16:38...since it miles away.
16:40Since the little doggie ain't here...
16:42...I guess he found another place.
16:45I'm sorry. I wish I could help you.
16:48What, you don't know squat?
16:51Gee, what a surprise.
16:57Where are we going?
16:59I think I know where to look.
17:01I should have to make it there before mine furrier.
17:32Ah!
17:34Everything okay?
17:36Yeah, I just, uh, I thought I heard something...
17:39...behind me.
17:47No one there.
17:49Oh.
17:52I guess I was wrong.
17:54I could have sworn.
17:56It's okay. You can get pretty scary out here all alone at night.
18:00Yeah.
18:02Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
18:05Don't you go to school with Buffy?
18:09Oh, you know Buffy?
18:11Yes, I do. Very well.
18:14Come on. I'll get you home.
18:29Come on.
18:46I mean, Rosanna, it's always...
18:48...Buffy did this, Willow said that...
18:50...Buffy, Buffy, Willow, Willow.
18:53It's like I don't even exist.
18:55I sometimes feel like that.
18:57And then when I call him on it, he acts all confused...
19:00...like I'm the one with the problem.
19:02His do-I-smell-something look.
19:04All a part of his little guy games.
19:06It's like he's there, then he's not there...
19:09...and he wants it, but then he doesn't want it.
19:11He's so busy looking around at everything he doesn't have...
19:14...he doesn't even realize what he does have.
19:17Well, he should at least realize that you have Oz.
19:20Hmm, I'm not sure I do.
19:22Oz and I are in some sort of holding pattern.
19:26Except without the holding or anything else.
19:30What's he waiting for? What's his problem?
19:33Oh, that's right, he's a guy.
19:36Yeah, Xander, guys.
19:38What do they think they are?
19:40A couple of guys.
19:56So your hunch was right.
19:58It was this Sunnydale's own house of hormones.
20:04The werewolf is in there.
20:07We're through.
20:56Let's go.
21:27You let it get away.
21:29I didn't let it do anything.
21:32I had the chain around its neck.
21:34Chain? What were you gonna do, take it for a walk?
21:38I was going to lock it up.
21:40That's beautiful.
21:42This is what happens when a woman tries to do a man's job.
21:46Now, you look here, Mr. Kane.
21:50This girl risked her life trying to capture a beast...
21:53that you haven't been able to find.
21:55Uh-huh.
21:56Daddy's doing a great job carrying her bag of milk bones.
22:02You know, sis, if that thing out there harms anyone...
22:07it's going to be on your pretty little head.
22:10I hope you can live with that.
22:12I live with that every day.
22:14First they tell me I can't hunt an elephant for its ivory.
22:18Now I've got to deal with people for the ethical treatment of werewolves.
22:24Look.
22:26All right, let's move on.
22:53Come on.
22:56GROWLING
23:19Giles? Giles!
23:21Giles!
23:24I didn't see you there.
23:26Something happened.
23:28Oh, no, I'm...
23:30I'm okay.
23:32I'm just, um, fine.
23:34I'm, uh...
23:39Any sign of the werewolf?
23:41No.
23:43I'm guessing you didn't see anything either...
23:45from the vantage point of having your eyes closed.
23:49It's going to be light soon, so...
23:51Wait.
24:07We're going to get this thing.
24:10We have another whole night.
24:13There's nothing more we can do now.
24:15It's nearly sunrise.
24:18The werewolves...
24:20They'll be a werewolf much longer.
24:48SNORING
25:18GROWLING
25:28Huh.
25:35Anne Maureen.
25:37Hey, it's me.
25:39Um, what?
25:41Oh, it's, uh...
25:43Actually, it's healing okay.
25:45That's pretty much the reason I called.
25:47I wanted to ask you something.
25:50Is Geordi a werewolf?
25:54Uh-huh.
25:58And how long has that been going on?
26:02Uh-huh.
26:04What? No. No reason.
26:06Um...
26:08Thanks.
26:10Love to Uncle Ken.
26:18RUMBLING
26:34I can't believe I let that thing get away.
26:37Kane was right. I should have killed him when I had the chance.
26:40Killed what?
26:42Um, the, uh...
26:44The werewolf. It was out last night.
26:47Is everybody okay?
26:49Did anybody get bitten or scratched?
26:52No, we're fine.
26:54Gladness.
26:56Anybody got someone to reset?
27:00God, as in...?
27:05Oh, I'm sorry.
27:09I could have stopped it.
27:11Well, we have one more night.
27:15Another night?
27:17Oh, yeah. Believe me, I'm gonna give that wolfie something to howl about.
27:21Hmm.
27:23But while we hang here doing nothing,
27:25there's a human werewolf walking around out there,
27:27probably making fun of us.
27:29The way werewolves always do.
27:32But there's really no way to tell who it is.
27:35Oh, sure there is.
27:37Giles knows stuff, and I'm practically an expert on the subject.
27:40On account of once you were a hyena?
27:43I know what it's like to crave the taste of freshly killed meat,
27:47to be taken over by those uncontrollable urges.
27:51You said you didn't remember anything about that.
27:58I said I didn't remember anything about that.
28:01Look, the point is, is I have an affinity with this thing.
28:04I could get inside of its head.
28:11I'm a big, bad wolf.
28:14I'm on the prowl.
28:16I'm sniffing. I'm snarling.
28:19I'm a slobbering predator. I am...
28:23Wait a second.
28:25It's right in front of us.
28:28It's obvious who I am.
28:32I'm larry.
28:34The guy's practically got wolf boy stamped on his forehead.
28:39You got the dog bite.
28:41You got the aggression, not to mention the excessive back hair.
28:45And he was awfully gleeful about tormenting Teresa.
28:48Still, that doesn't necessarily mean that...
28:50I'm gonna go talk to him.
28:52I'm gonna force a confession out of him.
28:54Good. Go.
28:57In the meantime, we need to cover our bases.
29:00Willow, check the student files.
29:03See if anybody else fits the profile.
29:06Buffy?
29:07Where are we going?
29:09If none of that works, I think I may have an alternative.
29:14Yeah. Me and the werewolf alone in the cage for three minutes.
29:17That's all I ask.
29:21Are you okay?
29:23What?
29:24You kind of knew Teresa.
29:27Oh, yeah. I, uh...
29:29I'm trying not to think about it. It's...
29:32It's a lot.
29:34It is.
29:36But we can do stuff to help.
29:39Sometimes it feels good to help.
29:42Uh-huh.
29:44Well, like looking up stuff.
29:47I'm gonna be doing that most of the night.
29:50You could help me help together.
29:54I can't. I'm, uh...
29:57I'm busy.
29:59Oh.
30:01So...
30:03I... I gotta go.
30:34Harris, jeez.
30:36Next time, wear a bell.
30:38Why so jumpy, Larry?
30:40Geeks make me nervous.
30:42Is that really it, or is there something you're hiding?
30:47I could hide my fist in your face.
30:50I know your secret, big guy.
30:52I know what you've been doing at night.
30:55You know, Harris, that nosy little nose of yours
30:58is going to get you into trouble someday.
31:01Like today.
31:03Hurting me isn't gonna make this go away.
31:05People are still gonna find out.
31:12All right.
31:14What do you want?
31:16Hush money? Is that what you're after?
31:18I don't want anything. I just want to help.
31:21What, you think you have a cure?
31:23No, it's just...
31:25I know what you're going through because I've been there.
31:29That's why I know you should talk about it.
31:31That's easy for you to say.
31:33I mean, you're nobody.
31:35I've got a reputation here.
31:37Larry, please, before someone else gets hurt...
31:39Look, if this gets out, it's over for me.
31:45I mean, forget about playing football.
31:48Don't run me out of this town.
31:51I mean, come on.
31:53How are people gonna look at me after they find out I'm gay?
32:00Oh, wow.
32:03I said it.
32:05And it felt...
32:08Okay.
32:10Okay.
32:14I am gay.
32:17I heard you the first time.
32:19I can't believe it.
32:21It was almost easy.
32:23I never felt like I could tell anyone.
32:26And then you...
32:28You, of all people, you bring it out of me.
32:31It probably would have slipped out even if I wasn't here.
32:34No.
32:36No, because knowing you went through the same thing...
32:39made it easier for me to admit it.
32:41The same thing?
32:43It's ironic.
32:45I mean, all those times I beat the crap out of you...
32:48it must have been because I recognized something in you...
32:52that I didn't want to believe about myself.
32:55Larry, no. I am not...
32:57Of course. Of course not.
33:00Don't worry.
33:02I wouldn't do that to you.
33:04Your secret's safe with me.
33:07Your secret's safe with me.
33:26So it's the scuttlebutt.
33:28Anybody besides Larry fit our werewolf profile?
33:32There is one name that keeps getting spit out.
33:35Aggressive behavior.
33:37Run-ins with authorities.
33:39About a screen full of violent incidents.
33:42Okay, most of those were not my fault.
33:45Somebody else started them. I was just standing up for myself.
33:48They say it's a good idea to count to ten when you're angry.
33:51One, two, three.
33:54Oh, keep looking.
33:56I, um...
33:58noticed you were looking solo.
34:00Yeah.
34:02Wanted to be someplace that was away...
34:06from me.
34:08I'm sorry.
34:10I can't figure him out.
34:12He's so hot and cold.
34:15Or lukewarm and cold.
34:17Welcome to the mystery that is men.
34:20Think it goes something like,
34:22they grow body hair,
34:24they lose all ability to tell you what they really want.
34:27That doesn't seem like a fair trade.
34:29Well, if you want to up the speed quotient with us,
34:32maybe you need to do something daring.
34:35Maybe you need to make the first move.
34:38That won't make me a slut.
34:41I think your reputation will remain intact.
34:44It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you.
34:48He'd punch you on the arm and then run back to his friends.
34:52Those were the days.
34:54Hey.
34:56I'll see you guys later.
34:59Cordelia asked me to look over her history homework before class.
35:03I think that means I might have to do it.
35:06Wow, those two gals are hanging out a lot together.
35:10This would be a good time to panic.
35:13So how'd it go with Larry?
35:15What's that supposed to mean?
35:17I think it's supposed to mean, so how'd it go with Larry?
35:20He's not the werewolf. Can't we just leave it at that?
35:23Must you continue to push and push?
35:25Sorry, I was just wondering.
35:27Well, he's not. Okay.
35:30But there goes our lead suspect,
35:32which then puts us right back where we're boned.
35:35You're not boned, you're Buffy,
35:37eradicator of evil, defender of, um,
35:40things that need defending.
35:42Now that's a Teresa.
35:44She could have used my defending before she was ripped apart by that.
35:48Werewolf.
35:50Nowhere in any of the reports did it say anything about her being mauled.
35:55And they were linked to the animal attacks from the other night,
35:58so we just assumed werewolf.
36:00What else should we have assumed?
36:03Vampire.
36:06So that's good, right?
36:08I mean, in the sense of the werewolf didn't get her in.
36:13No. There is no good here.
36:17No good.
36:19Instead of not protecting Teresa from a werewolf,
36:22I was able to not protect her from something just as bad.
36:29She had a lot of friends.
36:34Buffy, you can't blame yourself for every death that happens in Sunnydale.
36:38If it weren't for you, people would be lined up five deep waiting to get themselves buried.
36:42Willow would be Robbie the robot's love slave.
36:45I wouldn't even have a head.
36:47And Teresa's a vampire.
37:03Angel sends his love.
37:18Angel.
37:26Are you okay?
37:30This isn't happening.
37:36He's going to keep coming after me.
37:38Don't let him get to you.
37:40He's not the same guy you knew.
37:44Oh, no. My life's not too complicated.
37:48Oh, no. My life's not too complicated.
38:18Come on.
38:48Come on.
39:18Come on.
39:35Willow, what are you doing?
39:37I had this whole thing worked out.
39:39And I had it written down,
39:41but then it didn't make any sense when I was reading it back.
39:44Willow, this is not a very good time.
39:46What am I supposed to think?
39:48First, you buy me popcorn,
39:50and then you're all glad that I didn't get bit.
39:53And you put the tag back in my shirt.
39:56But I guess none of that means anything,
39:58because instead of looking up names with me,
40:00here you are, all alone in your house,
40:02doing nothing by yourself.
40:04Willow, we'll talk about this tomorrow.
40:06No, dammit!
40:08We'll talk about this now.
40:10Buffy told me that sometimes what a girl makes has to be the first move,
40:14and now that I'm saying this,
40:16I'm starting to think that the written version sounded pretty good.
40:19But you know what I mean.
40:21I know. I know. It's me.
40:23I'm going through some changes.
40:26Well, welcome to the world.
40:28Things happen.
40:30Don't you think I'm going through a lot?
40:32Not like me.
40:34Oh, what? So now you're special?
40:36You're a special boy.
40:39With chains and stuff?
40:42Why do you have chains and stuff?
40:48Willow, please!
40:51Get out of here!
40:58Oz?
41:00Oz, what is it?
41:08What's wrong?
41:12No!
41:42No!
41:58There you are.
42:00Sorry I'm late.
42:02I had to do some unscheduled sleighage in the form of Theresa.
42:06She's a vampire.
42:08Was.
42:10Angel sent her to me, a little token of his affection.
42:13Buffy, I'm so sorry.
42:15Not now, Giles.
42:17We can all have ourselves a good cry after we bag us a werewolf.
42:21I'm sorry.
42:23I'm sorry.
42:25I'm sorry.
42:27We can all have ourselves a good cry after we bag us a werewolf.
42:58Come on.
43:12All set. Let's go find this thing.
43:14One question.
43:16How exactly do we find this thing?
43:18It's Oz! It's Oz!
43:20What's Oz?
43:21The werewolf.
43:22You said?
43:23Can't you just trust me on this?
43:25He was going through all these changes.
43:27Then he went through all these changes.
43:30Where is he now?
43:31In the woods.
43:32Go where? You're not going to kill Oz.
43:35Yeah, he's a werewolf, but he doesn't mean to be.
43:38Don't worry, Willow. We're not going to hurt him.
43:40I put enough phenobarbital in this thing to sink a small elephant.
43:43It should be enough for a large werewolf.
43:56That's it. Let me see you.
43:59Come on. Supper time.
44:06Good doggie.
44:10Now play dead.
44:26Careful!
44:30Damn it!
44:55Fuck you!
45:03They shot Oz.
45:06He saved us.
45:14One of this town's overrun with monsters.
45:17No one here's man enough to kill them.
45:20I wouldn't be too sure of that.
45:26How about you let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of town?
45:51Is he going to be okay?
45:54He'll be a little sore in the morning, but he'll be Oz.
46:04This is all so weird.
46:06I mean, how are we supposed to act when we see him?
46:09It's got to be weird for him, too, now that we know so much.
46:13All I know is I'll never be able to look at him the same again.
46:16He's still a human being.
46:18No.
46:20He's still a human being.
46:22Most of the time.
46:24Who are we talking about?
46:26Oz. Who are you talking about?
46:28No one.
46:34Here, let me get those.
46:42Hey, Xander.
46:44Look about what you did.
46:46I owe you.
46:49What'd you do?
46:51It's really nothing we should be talking about.
46:54Ever.
46:56I know, I know. It's just...
46:58Well, thanks.
47:05That was weird.
47:07What? It's not okay for one guy to like another guy
47:10just because he happened to be in the locker room with him
47:13when absolutely nothing happened and I thought I told you not to push?
47:16All I meant was that he didn't try to look up my skirt.
47:19Oh, yeah, that's the weirdness.
47:21Weirdness abounds lately.
47:23Maybe it's the moon.
47:25It does stuff to people.
47:27I've heard that.
47:29It's certainly gonna put a strain on Willow and Oz's relationship.
47:32What relationship?
47:34I mean, what life could they possibly have together?
47:37We're talking obedience school, paper training.
47:40Oz is always in the back, burying their things,
47:42and that kind of breed can turn on its owner.
47:44I don't know. I kind of see Oz as the loyal type.
47:47All I'm saying is she's not safe with him.
47:49If it were up to me... Xander.
47:53It's not up to you.
48:01Hey. Hey.
48:05Did you want to go first?
48:09I spoke to Giles.
48:11He said, I'll be okay.
48:13I just have to lock myself up around the full moon.
48:16Only he used more words than that.
48:18And a globe.
48:20I'm sorry about how all this ended up,
48:23with me shooting you and all.
48:25It's okay. I'm sorry I almost ate you.
48:29It's okay.
48:31I kind of thought you would have told me.
48:34I didn't know what to say.
48:36But it's not every day you find out you're a werewolf.
48:40That's fairly freaksome.
48:42It may take a couple days getting used to.
48:45Yeah. It's a complication.
48:49So...
48:53Maybe it'd be best if I just...
48:56Sort of...
48:58What?
49:00Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for a while.
49:04I don't know.
49:07I mean, I'm kind of okay with you being in my life.
49:13You mean...
49:15You'd still...
49:17Well...
49:19I like you.
49:21You're nice.
49:23And you're funny.
49:25And you don't smoke.
49:27Yeah, okay, werewolf.
49:30That's not all the time.
49:33I mean, three days out of the month.
49:36I'm not much fun to be around, either.
49:40You are quite the human.
49:45So...
49:47I'd still if you'd still.
49:50I'd still. I'd very still.
49:53Okay.
49:55No biting, though.
49:57Agreed.
50:03Okay.
50:15A werewolf in love.
50:33You're a werewolf.
50:35You're a werewolf.
50:37You're a werewolf.
50:39You're a werewolf.
50:41You're a werewolf.
50:43You're a werewolf.
50:45You're a werewolf.
50:47You're a werewolf.
50:49You're a werewolf.
50:51You're a werewolf.
50:53You're a werewolf.
50:55You're a werewolf.
50:57You're a werewolf.
50:59You're a werewolf.
51:01You're a werewolf.
51:03You're a werewolf.
51:06Grr. Arrgh.