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00:00You
00:30Wait. Wait, all of you.
00:33Wait. Wait, all of you.
00:35Wait. Wait, all of you.
00:39You are standing with sticks and guns as if we are criminals.
00:44Wait. Wait, all of you.
00:46Bring the manager out.
00:47Otherwise, we will take the ATM.
00:49Absolutely. If the manager doesn't come out,
00:51we will take the machine.
00:52Hey, what are you saying? Listen.
00:56Don't create a law and order situation.
00:58I will call the police.
00:59How can you break the bank?
01:01I haven't stopped the personalities.
01:02What can I do if someone takes a loan and runs away?
01:05What are you saying?
01:06Go to the court and file a case.
01:08Fight. I won't be able to do anything.
01:09Forgive me.
01:10Manager, listen to me.
01:13Let's take the ATM machine.
01:14Wait. Wait.
01:18What will you get by taking the ATM machine?
01:20I will talk to the manager.
01:21Manager, listen to me.
01:22Manager, I have earned a lifetime's worth of money.
01:27I have earned all my money in the bank with a lot of honesty.
01:30Keep it in your bank. I will come on the road.
01:33Manager, don't do this. Do something.
01:37I can't do anything.
01:57No.
02:27This is his destiny. He is a common man.
02:30He has a life plan. He will get zero out of ten.
02:33This is his destiny. He is a common man.
02:36He is crazy. He is crazy. He is crazy.
02:39He is me.
02:46What happened, Mr. Mishra?
02:48You are late today.
02:50Did you go to the bank early in the morning?
02:54You have frozen everything.
02:57Sir, the root cause of all this is corruption.
02:59Yes. Corruption is a very bad thing.
03:04If you were here, you would have cash in your hand.
03:08Cash in hand.
03:10You would be a CA topper.
03:11Do you understand?
03:13Sir, I had a lot of hard work and honesty.
03:16That's why you don't earn with hard work and honesty.
03:21The man who arranges for an umbrella before it rains..
03:26..he doesn't have to throw it.
03:28Do you understand?
03:31Am I wrong, Mishra?
03:34Am I right?
03:35Yes.
03:40Where are you going? Wait.
03:42Brother, you are late. You will have to pay half-day.
03:44We will deduct the money.
03:46Sir.
03:47What can I do? It's a rule.
03:50Let me do something honest.
03:53At least you should appreciate me.
04:02What are you looking at?
04:03Come on. Let's go.
04:10What did she say? Will the company do something?
04:12Department? Appeal? Court case?
04:14Signature? Campaign? Anything?
04:16Lalita, I didn't ask.
04:21Look at them.
04:26Who will appeal?
04:29Who will stand in the court case?
04:32Lalita, no one needs it.
04:38Everyone has arranged for an umbrella.
04:51Thank you, sir.
04:53Wait.
04:56Close your eyes.
05:02Shake hands.
05:05Open your eyes.
05:09Sir, what is this?
05:11I asked for an iPhone 7, not a cover.
05:13Not a cover?
05:18You can buy a cover for an iPhone 7.
05:21So give me an iPhone 7 cover first.
05:23I will give you an iPhone 7 later.
05:26I was thinking.
05:27We haven't spoken together.
05:29How can I give it to you before that?
05:31Can I go now?
05:32Wait.
05:35Yes.
05:37I am coming.
05:39Starting right now.
05:41Coming.
05:42Mr. Mishra, is everything okay?
05:44The school has called me.
05:45The kids are in a mess.
05:48You can go.
05:50Give me the files. I will handle it.
05:53Go.
05:59Ma'am, her father is here.
06:03Hello, ma'am.
06:12Hey!
06:20Hey!
06:23That's why I told you.
06:24Don't call your father.
06:26He will faint if he sees blood.
06:28Brother, you turned out to be very naughty.
06:32Will you be able to scold your kids?
06:35Your daughter has eavesdropped on our son.
06:38What if he had become deaf?
06:40Brother, my son is over 18 years old.
06:46I don't know what to do with him.
06:48I don't know what to do with him.
06:50I don't know what to do with him.
06:52I don't know what to do with him.
06:54I don't know what to do with him.
06:56I don't know what to do with him.
06:58Ma'am, but...
07:00The school uniform of my children is also dirty.
07:02Right?
07:03Something must have happened between the kids.
07:06It must be their fault.
07:07Don't take your kids' side, Mr. Mishra.
07:10It was their fault.
07:12This is an English medium school.
07:14And a reputed one.
07:16Yes, Madam Principal.
07:18What?
07:19What Madam Principal said?
07:22Reputation is everything.
07:24But, Papa...
07:25Son.
07:30Papa is very upset.
07:32Don't make him more upset.
07:34Right?
07:35Apologize to him.
07:37Okay?
07:40Come on.
07:42Don't cry.
07:43Come on. Say sorry.
07:45No. Just say sorry.
07:46I'm telling you.
07:47Say it.
07:48Right now.
07:50Sorry.
07:52Rohan.
07:55Rohan.
07:57Sorry.
07:59Okay.
08:00Sorry said.
08:01So...
08:02Right now...
08:03So...
08:04Matter...
08:05End, no?
08:06Matter is not resolved, Mr. Mishra.
08:08I am imposing a fine on both the children.
08:1050% of their school fees.
08:14Ma'am... Ma'am...
08:1550% too much, Ma'am.
08:17I don't have that much...
08:19By the way...
08:20You haven't even paid the school fees.
08:22Today is their last day.
08:23Otherwise, you will be fined for this too.
08:26Please pay the fees and the fine by tomorrow.
08:29Understood?
08:38Papa.
08:39You made us say sorry again.
08:42You never take our side.
08:44You are not a strong papa.
08:46He beats brother Sandy every day.
08:48You must pay the fees tomorrow.
08:50Otherwise, Sandy and her friends...
08:52They will not only beat us, but also make fun of us.
09:02Fast.
09:03Fast.
09:08Sister-in-law, that policy was different from the last time.
09:10I just got the policies from the entire society.
09:13I didn't give this one to anyone.
09:15I got cash from everyone.
09:20Hello.
09:21Yes, Shukla.
09:22Did you arrange anything?
09:25Did you find out anything?
09:27I didn't find out anything.
09:28Are you out somewhere?
09:30I came to school.
09:32Why school?
09:33Are the kids okay?
09:34It was about the kids' fees.
09:37By the way, my parents called.
09:40I have to arrange money for them by evening.
09:45How will you do it?
09:46How will I do it, Shukla?
09:48I have kept my own money in the bank.
09:50I can't touch it.
09:55Listen.
09:57Shambhu has come home.
09:58Should I talk to him for some money?
10:00Shukla, what are you saying?
10:03Brother-in-law takes care of his brothers-in-law.
10:05He doesn't take money from them.
10:07I will do something, Shukla.
10:09Don't worry.
10:10Something will be done.
10:19Wow.
10:2213,277 premium.
10:2413,277 only.
10:26Here is my 20,000.
10:28Rihanna.
10:29Get the policy renewed.
10:31Save your future.
10:32I will come on Eid.
10:33I will eat vermicelli.
10:34I will give a gift and go.
10:36Are you getting money from Saudi in Riyal?
10:38Yes.
10:39Isn't it?
10:40That's it.
10:41I am taking out both the policies.
10:42Give cash to brother-in-law.
10:43Okay.
10:44Okay, Shambhu.
10:46Drink juice.
10:47Drink.
10:49Ashok Lata, what are you doing?
10:52I am doing what you are doing.
10:55I will win today.
10:56No matter what.
10:58Sister-in-law.
11:00I am leaving this bag here.
11:02I don't have so much cash.
11:03I can't carry it.
11:04I will take it tomorrow.
11:06You play.
11:07It's mine.
11:08Play well, sister-in-law.
11:09Sister-in-law.
11:10Yes.
11:15I have to go.
11:16Take care of yourself.
11:17Take care of yourself.
11:19Triguman.
11:20Triguman.
11:21Triguman.
11:22Triguman.
11:23Son, everything is ruined.
11:24My son is not good.
11:29Everything is ruined.
11:30Our house.
11:31Triguman.
11:33Get out from here.
11:42If you can't pay the fees,
11:43your English medium me.
11:45Papa?
12:13Sir, Rassi.
12:15Rassi?
12:17Why are you giving me Rassi?
12:19Sir, to jump.
12:21Sir, what happened?
12:27Take Rassi.
12:29Take Rassi.
12:31Take Rassi.
12:33Take Rassi.
12:35Take Rassi.
12:37Take Rassi.
12:39Take Rassi.
12:41Take Rassi.
12:47I will break your teeth.
12:49Stop.
12:51Hey, rat.
12:57Where will you make milk?
12:59Stop.
13:11Stop.
13:13Stop.
13:15What is the use of running?
13:17We have followed you in the car.
13:19Sit.
13:21Sit in the car.
13:23You fatso.
13:25I don't want to kill you.
13:27I just want to collect the bribe.
13:29It's a contract.
13:31Not a contract.
13:33I am just scaring you.
13:35Shoot him.
13:37He won't listen.
13:39Shoot him.
13:47This is my contract.
13:51I will break your contract.
13:53You fatso.
13:55Go inside.
14:07What a confusion.
14:15Hello.
14:17Yes, Raja Bhai.
14:19How did you give one contract to two people?
14:21Raja Bhai, there was some confusion.
14:23I gave the contract to you.
14:25My wife called Ahsan Bhai.
14:27What is this?
14:29Don't you have any coordination between husband and wife?
14:31Wait a minute.
14:33I will take the conference call.
14:37Yes, tell me.
14:39Ahsan Qureshi is also on the line.
14:41Tell me, whose contract is this?
14:43Tell me, whose contract is this?
14:45Bullets are being fired here.
14:47If Raja Bhai is shot,
14:49he will kill everyone here.
14:51He will kill everyone here.
14:53Don't reveal the secret.
14:55We have given the tip.
14:57He is my uncle's brother-in-law.
14:59We have followed him in the SUV.
15:01He has burnt our diesel.
15:03Our SUV runs on diesel.
15:05Our SUV runs on diesel.
15:07He has burnt our diesel.
15:09This contract is ours.
15:11You both can try.
15:13You both can try.
15:15You both can try.
15:17Catch him.
15:19Catch him first.
15:21We have to catch him alive.
15:23We will catch him.
15:25Come.
15:27Stop.
15:29Stop right there.
15:31Come.
15:33Let's race.
15:35Come.
15:37Let's race.
15:39Come.
15:41You called my father lame.
15:43You called my father lame.
15:47No.
15:55I won't forget, Mr. Jain.
15:57I won't forget, Mr. Jain.
15:59You have snatched a bite from me.
16:01I have strong arms.
16:03I have snatched it.
16:09Now call my friend lame.
16:13Call him.
16:15Let's go, Mr. Hassan.
16:23Noida has 21 swords.
16:25Noida has 21 swords.
16:29Let's go.
16:45Come, Mr. Mishra.
16:53Come.
16:57Sit.
17:01Count it.
17:03What happened?
17:05What happened?
17:07Don't worry.
17:09No one will rob you.
17:11It's 2 million.
17:13Take it.
17:25I just need 4.5 million.
17:27I don't need more.
17:31Mr. Mishra, you are a simple man.
17:33What do you call it?
17:35Chugat.
17:37It's called chugat.
17:39You are not begging.
17:41It's a deal.
17:43Keep all the cash.
17:47And just put the bird on the file.
17:51It's a rate of 2 million, sir.
17:53Look, I don't need more than 4.5 million.
17:57I don't want it.
17:59And take this file to the office.
18:01I will get the stamp.
18:03I will sign it.
18:05And there won't be any audit.
18:07And take care.
18:09Listen.
18:11Don't tell anyone in the office.
18:17This middle class
18:19is a very dangerous class in our country.
18:21If you are honest,
18:23you are called an idiot.
18:25And if you are dishonest,
18:27you are called a scoundrel.
18:294.5 million.
18:374.5 million.
18:43Is it okay now?
19:07Here is your bill.
19:1115,000?
19:13It's just plaster.
19:15Why didn't you stamp it?
19:17I had asked for insurance.
19:19If I had asked for it,
19:21the whole matter would have been solved for free.
19:23I wouldn't have had to spend a single rupee.
19:27Couldn't you escape while running?
19:29You got caught for 15,000.
19:33There is a chugat at our home wealth builder.
19:35I will talk to him.
19:39Call him.
19:53How many times will you count the money?
19:55It's too much.
19:59Let me count.
20:01I was anxious the whole day.
20:03Let me calm down.
20:05Thank God,
20:07your office gave me advance cash.
20:09Now the problem is solved.
20:13I have sent the money to mom and dad.
20:33We don't know
20:35how many families
20:37have been sacrificed for this corruption.
20:39Put the bird here
20:41on our file.
20:43Let me tell you,
20:45there were about 150 families living here.
20:47It's the first time you have taken a bribe.
20:49If you make a few extra floors,
20:51it won't be a problem.
20:55How did the files get approved
20:57without a quality check and audit?
20:59Mr. Tribhuwan Mishra
21:01has also come forward.
21:03Hundreds of families are facing death.
21:07Ashok Lata?
21:09Ashok Lata?
21:11Rohan?
21:13Ritu?
21:15What happened?
21:17Why are you worried?
21:19I just got them into the school bus.
21:21I got the fees and fine
21:23in the hands of the teacher.
21:25There was cash.
21:27Did you give it?
21:29Should I call the principal?
21:31Why were you sleeping for so long?
21:33Are you feeling well?
21:35Yes. Can I have a cup of tea?
21:37Yes.
21:49Dad.
21:51Did you get the money?
21:53Yes, son.
21:55We have given the advance in the morning.
21:57The work has started.
21:59Don't worry.
22:01Did you give all the money?
22:03Yes. Only 10,000 is left for the emergency.
22:05Your mom will talk to you.
22:07She is very happy.
22:09Dad, listen. I am getting late for office.
22:11Tell her that I will call her in the evening.
22:13Okay, son.
22:27You won't be able to sign.
22:29What do you mean?
22:31I won't be able to do it.
22:33If the building falls,
22:35how many people will die?
22:37I can't take the responsibility
22:39of so many people's death on my head.
22:41I won't be able to do it.
22:43Do you understand?
22:47What about our money?
22:51We spent the money.
22:53We spent the money.
22:55Very good.
22:57Mr. Mishra, do you know
22:59that the society works because of people like you?
23:01You are the pillars of the society.
23:05Pillars.
23:07If you weren't there,
23:09the building wouldn't have fallen,
23:11but the society would have.
23:15Very good.
23:23Very good.
23:29This honesty
23:31went to hell when you took money from us.
23:33I thought you were an idiot.
23:35No, look.
23:37You are abusing me.
23:39It's not right.
23:41Sorry.
23:43I said it out of anger.
23:47I will explain it to you in a different way.
23:49Look down.
23:51Now you understand the under table.
23:55Look down.
23:57Here.
24:07This is our black sword.
24:09We kill everyone with it.
24:13Do you want to see it?
24:15No.
24:17Why will I see it?
24:19And you?
24:21In front of everyone?
24:23In public?
24:25I am not scared.
24:27Everyone has seen it.
24:37Uncle, it's a gun.
24:39Mr. Mishra, we will get it signed.
24:41With your permission.
24:43We will kill them.
24:45But we want the money back.
24:47If you don't pay,
24:49your family will.
24:55You live in MIG.
24:57You have a wife and a housewife.
24:59Two kids.
25:01One boy and a girl.
25:03They go to school by bus at 8.30 in the morning.
25:05They are yellow.
25:07Okay?
25:09Okay?
25:13Uncle, don't harm my family.
25:15I will pay you back.
25:17450,000 rupees.
25:19Slowly.
25:21Not just 450,000 rupees.
25:23I will pay you interest too.
25:255 lakhs.
25:27Every month.
25:39I will pay you.
25:41Save your family.
25:45Save your family.
25:47My money.
25:49I am not scared.
25:51I am a great person.
25:53I will pay you back.
25:55I will pay you back.
25:57I will pay you back.
25:59I will pay you back.
26:01I will pay you back.
26:03I will pay you back.
26:07Rs. 50,000
26:09will be kept with me by your family.
26:11Keep it.
26:13You've advertised it very wrongly, ma'am.
26:15Mr. Abdul, you can take all the money back.
26:19It's not about the money, ma'am.
26:20I have a lot of money. Cash.
26:23If you want, you can open a yoga centre with me.
26:26I just want to change myself.
26:31Mr. Abdul, it will happen.
26:33You can take all the money back.
26:36And keep coming to the yoga class.
26:37Okay?
26:44INDIA
26:55Hello, sister-in-law. How are you?
26:57What should I make today?
27:00How will this look?
27:04It will look good on you.
27:06Yes.
27:08Okay.
27:10Do it.
27:11By the way, sister-in-law.
27:12You can come to the parlor and do whatever you want.
27:15You look good.
27:18That's why brother has been in your clutches for years.
27:21He must be crazy about you.
27:24What do you say?
27:30You will agree that there has never been a more romantic star than brother Shahrukh.
27:35Your romance has gone to hell.
27:38Tell me who is the biggest action star?
27:43Brother Sallu.
27:48What happened?
27:54I will explain.
27:56Shahrukh Khan is a romantic star.
27:58Where did he start from?
28:00Action.
28:01Fear.
28:02Bajigar.
28:04And brother Sallu is an action star.
28:07Where did he start from?
28:09Romance.
28:11I fell in love.
28:13Sanam is unfaithful.
28:14What is the point?
28:18The point is that these people change their style and remain a hit.
28:23In long term.
28:25If you also change your style and leave us.
28:30Then you can also become a hit.
28:32We don't need to become a hit.
28:35Because we are already a hit man.
28:38Do you understand?
28:404.
28:4314.
28:4415.
28:4516.
28:4717.
28:531.
28:552.
28:563.
28:584.
29:005.
29:016.
29:027.
29:03Aunt was very scared.
29:05Then we said that we will take the money.
29:08We will get you out of here.
29:10You take uncle.
29:13We will send brother after counting.
29:17Greetings.
29:20Let's go uncle.
29:26Is your uncle a beggar?
29:28Who sends these coins for rent?
29:31It took so much time.
29:33Give me.
29:35Take this.
29:36Your 25,000.
29:38You have given the tip.
29:39Give his commission.
29:41How much time is left to count?
29:4317.
29:44It's done brother.
29:45It's complete.
29:47Give 5 star rating.
29:49Our boy has also counted the change.
29:52By taking time.
29:54Sure brother.
29:55Let's go.
29:56Greetings.
30:01We have to find a solution to this problem.
30:04Let's go.
30:28Do you know how to use a gun?
30:30You tell me.
30:34What is the name Pinky?
30:40Shut up.
30:42Is this the way to talk?
30:44Go and spit the betel leaves.
30:49There.
30:57I have called a new boy for work.
31:00Let's introduce him to everyone.
31:10I can count till 17.
31:14It's done brother.
31:16Speak properly now.
31:19I have been eating betel leaves since 5 years.
31:21Now I am used to it.
31:24You don't have to be scared of a gun.
31:27You will handle everything.
31:31I have understood.
31:32Very good.
31:33How will you understand?
31:34When you talk the same.
31:37I will understand brother.
31:38My father was like this.
31:40He used to talk a lot.
31:42I have heard him since my childhood.
31:44So I have understood his father.
31:57What is this?
31:59Why have you made a nest of betel leaves?
32:07I have tried something new.
32:09I had told you.
32:11Forty plus.
32:12Have you forgotten?
32:16Don't go out with me in this attire.
32:19Everyone will laugh at me because of you.
32:25We won't go out together.
32:28Let's go.
32:34Let's go.
32:35Introduction is done.
32:36Let's go.
32:39How will you go?
32:40Brother.
32:49I don't want to tell Pinky
32:53the secret recipe of my betel leaves.
32:58Only you and your sister-in-law know.
33:00Understood?
33:01Yes brother.
33:05Whatever you say to sister-in-law.
33:08Sister-in-law is sad.
33:09Then don't say.
33:11Didn't you see?
33:12How she was dressed?
33:15How she was looking.
33:17Funny type.
33:21Brother, don't get married.
33:23There is a lot of chaos in life.
33:25No brother.
33:26I won't get married.
33:28Look at the population of the country.
33:31Salman didn't get married
33:32because he didn't want to grow.
33:36Brother is doing so much for the country.
33:38Why can't I?
33:40You and Salman Khan are the same.
33:44Go.
33:47Sister-in-law.
33:49Come in.
33:56Sister-in-law.
33:58I...
34:00I just wanted to say that
34:04even if there is a lot of
34:06difference between husband and wife,
34:08a family should exist.
34:11If you don't keep it in your heart,
34:13it will exist.
34:15Brother Raja is not bad at heart.
34:17I know.
34:19I am not sad at all.
34:23He doesn't have hair on his head.
34:25I know.
34:26So you are angry with me.
34:29You are right, sister-in-law.
34:31Really?
34:33I am not sad at all.
34:36You go.
34:37Yes, sister-in-law.
35:25I love you.
35:55Sister-in-law.
35:59Sister-in-law.
36:09Brother-in-law.
36:11If you have a special event,
36:12tell me.
36:13What did you call me to eat?
36:14I mean, if there is,
36:15congratulations.
36:16No, no, no.
36:18What's there?
36:20And how is your work going on?
36:23You wasted so much money on the kids for no reason.
36:26What do you mean, brother-in-law?
36:28I'm selling the policies.
36:30I got a client's fingers insured.
36:32The client is a tough guy.
36:34His fingers are important.
36:35I wrote it in the paper. He plays the piano.
36:38Wow.
36:41I made a big commission.
36:42If you want to come up with a policy, let me know.
36:45I don't have time to tell you.
36:50Shobha.
36:52Sit with Shambhu.
36:54I'll do it.
36:55Where are you going?
36:55I'll just serve the food.
37:00The food is ready.
37:02Take this.
37:06Ashok Lata.
37:07Yes.
37:09Ask Shambhu
37:12if he can help me with the money.
37:17Why?
37:18Your office arranged for it.
37:21Then?
37:24Salmeen.
37:27I borrowed the money from someone at the office.
37:31It's an emergency.
37:33I have to return it.
37:35I'm in a bit of a fix.
37:39I'm not asking Shambhu.
37:41I'm not asking him.
37:44I told you earlier.
37:45You were feeling lonely.
37:46Your brother-in-law is taking care of you.
37:48I'm not a thief.
37:51I'm not asking him.
37:54I brought brother's slippers for Shambhu.
37:57It's in the cupboard.
37:58Give it to him.
37:59I brought a gun for the kids.
38:21I wet my bed.
38:23You can't get out of my bed.
38:25I'm in a fix.
38:26I can't open this door either.
38:28It's locked.
38:29How can you open it?
38:31It's locked.
38:32Why did you lock the door?
38:33I want to go out.
38:34It's locked.
38:37Get out!
38:38Go!
38:39It's locked.
38:40Go!
38:41Get out, all of you.
38:43If you don't walk out, I'll lock the door.
38:44Just leave me.
38:45It's locked.
38:47Get out!
38:48There's a lock on the door.
38:49Why?
38:50Shambhu, you know that the bank has shut down because of the scam.
39:01I had a lot of money with me.
39:05So I am in a tight spot.
39:09If you have some extra money, I can help.
39:28Your work is going well.
39:31You can ask me.
39:39It's not going so well that I can give you the money.
39:55And what will you get out of 2000-4000?
39:59If something happens, I'll see.
40:02Sister-in-law, brother-in-law, it's a house.
40:05If it had happened, would I have refused?
40:08Sister-in-law, she's my sister.
40:10That's why I say that you should always have money in your hand.
40:14If you were street smart, you wouldn't have to ask for it.
40:19A man should be bold.
40:21A man who takes risks.
40:25The upper income lifts a person up.
40:29That's why it's called the upper income.
40:31Otherwise it's called the lower income.
40:34Now let's talk about honesty.
40:41In short, I won't be able to help you.
40:52Sister-in-law, take out the bag I gave you yesterday.
40:59You want to take it, right?
41:00Yes, I'll give it to you.
41:09Go.
41:10Take the bag from sister.
41:12Help her.
41:23Can I say something?
41:25Don't feel bad.
41:26I pity brother-in-law's honesty.
41:32That's why everyone calls him a coward in relationships.
41:38Okay, sister, I'm leaving. I'm getting late.
41:56Okay.
42:10If he wanted, he could have helped us.
42:19Why?
42:21Why would he help us?
42:23We had a loan on him.
42:27We don't have our own resources.
42:29Why would he help us?
42:32We had to beg like beggars.
42:35We didn't get anything.
42:38But I'm trying, right?
42:40Nothing will happen if you try.
42:44You have a talent.
42:47If you had a job and honesty,
42:50you could have earned some extra money.
42:57That's why everyone calls you a coward.
43:05Coward.
43:09Don't take any risks.
43:12Stay like this.
43:14That's it.
43:26Give me my scooter keys.
43:30Where are you going at this hour?
43:37I've been humiliated, Shukla.
43:42I'll make some arrangements and come back.
43:46I'm honest.
43:48I didn't steal money from your brother's bag.
43:52I'm honest.
43:54I had a lot.
43:59But I'm broke.
44:01What do I do?
44:22Shubha, you have a strong portfolio.
44:25The market is going up.
44:27You've invested your clients' premiums.
44:29You'll make a lot of money.
44:32I was worried about Jiji's family.
44:34I was afraid you'd say no when I put pressure on you.
44:39I'm not crazy.
44:41And I didn't understand.
44:43You were forced to say yes to their family.
44:46Do you want to see your future?
44:50How can I help you?
44:53You won't be a lifetime insurance salesman.
44:57I'll do something big.
44:59I just need a gun.
45:01In this city, my dad says you need a gun, not a gun.
45:05I've got a gun for you.
45:07Tell me.
45:08Kata 47.
45:10When did you buy this new plant?
45:13I bought it when I was in college.
45:16I didn't steal it.
45:17I stole it from my neighbor.
45:18If you steal a money plant,
45:19you'll make a lot of money.
45:26Jiji bought this from a sale.
45:29I'm telling you for sure.
45:39Hello.
45:40Shambhu Pathak.
45:42Yes.
45:43This is Ahsan Qureshi.
45:44Give me Agarwal Builder's number.
45:45Hello, sir.
45:53At this age, drugs are expensive.
45:56At this age, drugs are expensive.
45:59You have to change your taste.
46:00I changed my taste yesterday.
46:02And my wife?
46:04Agarwal, drink a lot.
46:07Yes, Mishra.
46:09Why did you call me today?
46:10You never come to this street.
46:12Mishra is his surname.
46:14His name is Chugat.
46:15Chugat Mishra.
46:16He's been Chugat Mishra since college.
46:20Actually, I...
46:23I was thinking...
46:25I mean...
46:28Let's do one thing.
46:30Let's kill two birds with one stone.
46:31Then we'll talk.
46:33Did you hear what the bank said?
46:36It's a matter of life and death.
46:38I don't put all my money in one bank.
46:40I put some money in the share market.
46:42I put some money in the property.
46:44If you use your brain, things will be easier.
46:47You shouldn't keep all the eggs in one basket.
46:50And if you do, you're a fool.
46:53In such a situation, people commit suicide.
46:57A man hangs himself.
46:59Shut up.
47:00A man hangs himself.
47:01Rascal.
47:02Get me a drink.
47:03Get me a drink.
47:04Cheers.
47:05Mishra, get me a drink.
47:06Cheers.
47:11He's drunk.
47:13He's drunk.
47:15Tell me.
47:16What's wrong with him?
47:18Tell me.
47:20Nothing.
47:22I haven't met my friends in a long time.
47:24So, I called everyone.
47:26I thought sister-in-law wasn't happy.
47:28Sister-in-law?
47:31He met his sister-in-law.
47:32That's enough.
47:33Sister-in-law can do anything.
47:37Do one thing.
47:38Call up Roji.
47:39Okay.
47:41I'll make him pay.
47:43He'll spend all his money.
47:46Is this a room in my name?
47:49No, no.
47:50Mishra.
47:51No, no.
47:52No, no.
47:53That's the setting, Mishra.
47:55Pizza instead of rice and lentils.
47:57Get up.
47:59You'll enjoy life.
48:00Don't be stubborn. Come on.
48:02Get up.
48:03Come on, son.
48:05Get up.
48:07Take him.
48:08Come on.
48:09You'll enjoy life.
48:35I'm...
48:37I'm married.
48:39I won't do this.
48:42Give me money and have sex.
48:44I'm not that kind of a man.
48:48Don't do it.
48:58Then go.
48:59You won't get the money.
49:05You get the money for an hour.
49:07Whether you do something or not.
49:09And I got my 15.
49:15For 1500 rupees?
49:17You do this now?
49:1915000.
49:21And I get tips too.
49:23And this is the discount rate.
49:24Because Jat is my old client.
49:27And with today's next client,
49:29it's fixed for 30.
49:3130?
49:351000?
49:36For an hour?
49:37And 60 for a full night.
49:40After paying the tax,
49:42I don't get my salary.
49:44Because what I have to give,
49:47you don't have it.
49:49That's why.
49:56You have some talent.
49:58Apart from your job and honesty,
50:00you get two extra pennies.
50:02Let's go home.
50:03Now go and find honesty.
50:04The man who arranges for an umbrella
50:06before it rains,
50:08he doesn't have to beg.
50:10You're not a strong man.
50:12If you were street smart,
50:13you wouldn't have to beg like this.
50:15Arrange for money.
50:16Because if you don't pay,
50:17your family will pay.
50:18In such a situation,
50:19people commit suicide.
50:21You get the money for an hour.
50:2215000.
50:23And 60 for a full night.
50:24You know what a woman wants.
50:26If there's a love competition,
50:28you'll win a gold medal.
50:30The Olympic one.
50:31A man should be bold.
50:32Not risky.
50:33Arrange for money.
50:34Don't ever take a risk.
50:35That's why everyone calls you Juggat.
50:37Juggat.
50:38There's cash in your hand.
50:39It lifts a person up.
50:40You must pay tomorrow.
50:42I don't have my own money.
50:45You don't even have school fees.
50:46I can't do anything.
50:49Arrange for money.
50:50I don't understand what you're saying.
50:52You'll have to pay 5 rupees.
50:54Arrange for money.
50:55Arrange for money.
50:59I've had enough of this honesty.
51:01Now I'll do what I have to.
51:26Sorry.
51:28I was very harsh today.
51:31What are you sorry for?
51:33I was harsh, but I was honest.
51:38Where did you go?
51:41To find a solution to the problem.
51:45I found it.
51:47You go.
51:48Go to sleep.
51:49I'll just finish my work and come.
51:51Okay.
51:52Go.
51:55Okay.
52:25I'm sorry.
52:26I'm sorry.
52:27I'm sorry.
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52:50I'm sorry.
52:51I'm sorry.
52:52I'm sorry.
52:53I'm sorry.
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