1996 Day Of The Warrior HOT MILF MOVIE
The Agency's computer database is compromised by a powerful criminal named "The Warrior". Now, with the list of all the undercover agents' identities in hand, he is going after them, one by one.
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00:00:00You could own me, if you'd just call me Cobra.
00:00:30Lethal force security code compromised.
00:01:00Tiger, Commander Black is in a budget meeting.
00:01:14Red alert, Sherry.
00:01:21Washington has to protect our funding.
00:01:26Red alert. I'm relying on you.
00:01:56Tiger!
00:02:03Tiger!
00:02:15Tiger, come on!
00:02:20Come on.
00:02:25Get his mask off.
00:02:33Come on.
00:02:40Hey!
00:02:51You okay?
00:02:56You okay?
00:03:01All right, jeep's in the woods. Go get it and bring it back.
00:03:20Hey.
00:03:25Hey.
00:03:48Mexico's 50 miles that way. Start walking.
00:03:55Give me the gun, Juan.
00:04:25Come on.
00:04:55There's no way to contact the agents. They're scattered all over.
00:05:00If we call them, it'll blow their cover.
00:05:05Tiger, how long has it been since you've been in the field?
00:05:10About two years.
00:05:15Well, get it together, sweetheart. You're going out again.
00:05:20I'll contact Jordan in Washington and fill him in.
00:05:25Then I'm off to Vegas to warn Shark and Scorpy.
00:05:30I'm teaming you up with Tyler Ward. Your assignment is to find Doc Austin.
00:05:35Tyler is at the Dallas Air Station, just outside of town.
00:05:40He's taking his yearly proficiency test. I don't trust anyone else.
00:05:50Tyler, big trouble.
00:05:55The security code has been violated.
00:06:00We think it's the Warriors' people. They could have a mole in Washington.
00:06:05My God. That means our four agents on this case will be hung out to dry.
00:06:10Willow is trying to locate Shark and Scorpion in Las Vegas.
00:06:15Yeah, deep cover, posing as an exotic dancer.
00:06:20We haven't figured out how to reach her without revealing her presence to the other side.
00:06:25Our assignment is to find Doc Austin. He's in south Texas, just outside of the Mexican border.
00:06:30We've got to bring him in from the cold.
00:06:35Bring him in from the cold? That's real spy talk. I love it when you do that.
00:06:40Now, let's clear the area.
00:06:58Ah, Kim. This is better than I expected.
00:07:03Paintings from the great masters of Europe.
00:07:08In Mexico, the Warrior will be pleased. Our share will be worth millions.
00:07:13Manuel, you are a genius. I'm proud to be with you.
00:07:18You should be.
00:07:38Here's your nephew, sir.
00:07:43Two Mexican federales had him. Caught him on this side of the border. Totally illegal.
00:07:48They were beating him to get him to talk.
00:07:53Did you kill him? Not quite, but I got their attention.
00:07:58Hey, don't worry. You know they didn't check with the Rangers before they chased Juan into Texas.
00:08:03I smoked the radio in Jeep. It's a two-day walk to civilization.
00:08:08By then, our work here will be finished. Good thinking.
00:08:13Killing federales, even the crooked ones, could cause a real problem.
00:08:18Juan, you are my nephew. You stole from me.
00:08:23Then you were stupid enough to let the Mexican police catch up with you.
00:08:28You should have talked.
00:08:42We don't have all day.
00:08:50Not to worry. You I trust. I could use more men like you.
00:08:55Put these things into the van. We must deliver these goods to the Warriors' cabin on Lake Dallas.
00:09:00Clean up the area. We're abandoning this location.
00:09:05We'll be back for you in three days.
00:09:10It's a long drive, my dear. Almost to Dallas.
00:09:15What would you do to entertain me?
00:09:20I'll think of something.
00:10:11Three days later...
00:10:28Here he is, boss. The guy the boys caught snooping around the cabin to Lake.
00:10:34He's a bad...
00:10:36Got lost
00:10:37He's a badass boss. It took four of them to take him. He broke a few bones for they got him down
00:10:57I'm gonna give you a break
00:10:59If you take me you walk away clean in fact
00:11:03I'm gonna fight you with one hand
00:11:34Latest weather report from Malibu climate looking great
00:11:38to surf nerds downloading soon into your mainframe
00:11:44Just as I hoped if anyone has infiltrated our operation
00:11:48We'll know within a few hours
00:11:51Our contact man in Washington has succeeded in breaking into the lethal force computer system. Who's that?
00:11:58All you have to know is his codename
00:12:01harddrive
00:12:03harddrive
00:12:04Mr. Drive has spoken with his two protégés
00:12:07new blood a
00:12:09couple of hot shots from Malibu
00:12:11They have no police record. They're supposed to be two of the best hitters around
00:12:33I
00:13:03Not to roll
00:13:05You give me love
00:13:07Oh
00:13:30Hard drive called we've been tagged to do a job
00:13:34Haha, cool GP, but before we get into this I need a shower. No problem
00:13:38I want to check today's market report. Anyway, cool. So you got that thing wet yet?
00:13:42What a surfboard. Oh, man. It's just a chick magnet
00:13:46You
00:14:03So how we do today
00:14:04Market rocketed to a plus nine points early on
00:14:08The overall Dow average at this time is down six
00:14:13Two of our stocks are doing pretty well GM is down four and a half points. That's not good. Is it?
00:14:23We're only up on four stocks this year, yeah
00:14:27Now we're eating it at 19 others
00:14:31This right the banks are gonna call in our paper and we'll be filing chapter 11
00:14:36Face it JP we reek as investors. I mean here we are a couple of Harvard Business School grads in the
00:14:45Give it take a class or two
00:14:48The only way we know how to make a killing
00:14:51It's by making a killing
00:14:53Afraid you're right
00:14:56Like grandma I used to say
00:14:58Always have something to fall back on
00:15:06So
00:15:14Where'd you get the chicks I ran into him yesterday at the brokerage house
00:15:19their stock analysts
00:15:21MBAs
00:15:23From Stanford. Is that all you know about him? Hey, they're smart. They're rich and they're easy. We have something in common
00:15:32We're easy to
00:15:36Over here JP
00:15:45So, what about that call
00:15:47This is it amigo. We're going to Dallas big D
00:15:51I'll be working for a guy named you ready?
00:15:54warrior
00:15:57So, how's the pay good unlike the stock market we're assured of a record profit surge three hundred thou cash
00:16:06Beats investing in pork chops pork bellies. Oh, yeah, I knew that
00:16:28We eat we drink we come back here and we play a little twister
00:16:32Well, I hate myself in the morning, I hope so
00:17:02I
00:17:32You
00:17:52Which way does he go?
00:18:03She'll always win ladies always will
00:18:17Running with a tiger
00:18:32Which way does he go
00:18:51She's a hot package
00:19:02Oh
00:19:32Oh
00:19:43These are 12 uncut diamonds from Russia we slipped them through customs yesterday morning with a regular shipment from South Africa
00:19:50My god, they're beautiful even uncut
00:19:54Yes, they are
00:19:56Count them and sign this inventory. This is a one-time operation
00:20:00Warrior knows this it's far too dangerous to ever try this again
00:20:06Notice I'm putting your signed piece of paper in the case of the diamonds. I'm sealing the case
00:20:18This is a key to a post office box in Beverly Hills
00:20:21You'll take this case put it in the post office box and destroy the key do this immediately exactly as I've instructed
00:20:28Chances are someone will monitor your every move
00:20:32This is my package this is cool half-million
00:20:39Pleasure doing business with you. I hope to never see you again. Hmm likewise
00:20:57I
00:21:12Pleasure doing business with you also
00:21:27I
00:21:57Don't
00:22:27Oh
00:22:57Oh
00:23:27Oh
00:23:58Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Maxim's very own Elvis food
00:24:03Performing here three times nightly at the cloud nine lounge
00:24:18How long have you been using this act as your cover six months
00:24:22I'm not exactly packing him in. Hey, I haven't hit my stride yet, babe. Yeah, right
00:24:32Boo I have a suite here at the hotel and we have a lot to cover
00:24:43This guy warrior who the hell is he anyhow
00:24:47The bastard was on our side
00:24:49He was a world-class athlete won gold medals in wrestling in two international events
00:24:55He was a perfect candidate for the CIA
00:24:58He did damn good work for the CIA in Russia for four years
00:25:03Then the Cold War ended like many other agents. He was dismissed
00:25:08His services were no longer needed
00:25:11Warriors mother was part American Indian
00:25:14So after his Russian gig, he came back to this country
00:25:18With his great athletic ability. He became a professional wrestler in memory of his mother's heritage
00:25:24He put on war paint and called himself the supreme warrior
00:25:29With this masquerade. He was able to travel throughout the world as a professional wrestler
00:25:34Through contacts he made when he was with the CIA. He set up a black market network
00:25:39He was able to smuggle fine art out of europe, especially from russia
00:25:45Diamonds from siberia and gold and silver and precious artifacts from mexico
00:25:50The sobs even into pirating porno films and he's involved in furnishing women for clients in the mid-east
00:25:57White slavery if you will
00:26:00Can you believe this guy?
00:26:02Yeah, I can as we asian said truth is stranger than lies
00:26:07We asian said truth is stranger than fiction
00:26:12Cool it with that rice patty crap foo
00:26:15continue grasshopper
00:26:18I'm here because shark and scorpion have infiltrated his porno business
00:26:22And now that the warrior has accessed our computers their lives are in imminent danger
00:26:28If we don't get to shark and scorpion fast, they're going to get whacked
00:26:33Since you were stationed here. I wanted to recruit you to help me find them before it's too late
00:26:38The last time shark contacted me. He said he and scorpion would be working in an industrial park area
00:26:46But they did not know which one or where?
00:26:49due to security reasons
00:26:52I'm unable to make contact with them
00:26:54Shark did say that they would be driving a white audi station wagon with louisiana plates
00:27:00All we can do is hit it in the morning try to find that white wagon and them
00:27:10We're approaching the area where doc was last contacted
00:27:16Man there are a lot of trees down there
00:27:20Not like west texas where i'm from
00:27:22It's really flat where I come from. How flat is it? It's so flat when your dog runs away from home
00:27:29You can see him for three days
00:27:32That's flat
00:27:46Hey, look at the map there's a hunting cabin up ahead we'll spend the night there is there room service? Yeah, right
00:27:54Okay
00:27:58When hard drive recommended you
00:28:01He said you had a certain flair for the absurd
00:28:05I see your cover is that of a couple of california surfers. Hey, you got it
00:28:09You are?
00:28:10Smith sir, and you are barney, sir
00:28:15Smith and barney. Yes, sir. They're code names. Not our real names. Not our real names
00:28:24Can either one of you work a video camera, dude
00:28:27Are you kidding?
00:28:28We're totally celluloid literate cyberspace film school two-day intensive. Isn't it amazing what you can learn on the net?
00:28:36enough
00:28:37You'll take the next plane to vegas
00:28:40Your instructions are in here
00:28:42radical go
00:28:44You mr. Barney
00:28:47My name is not dude
00:28:50I can dig it
00:28:52Do that dig it
00:29:22Oh
00:29:34The damn owl again
00:29:38Shut up
00:29:42Kim the facts
00:29:52Is
00:29:54My my my
00:29:56What's it say? There's strong evidence that our gringo friend doc austin is working both sides of the fence
00:30:02I will take care of it personally
00:30:05Well, what do we do?
00:30:09I said shut up box this to order
00:30:16Finish loading these things into the cabin and guard it with your life
00:30:19Oh, okay kim get in we have a long drive back to our camp
00:30:40That southern owl is an endangered species well, it's not endangered anymore
00:30:50You think you'll need that never know
00:30:54Explosive tip, right?
00:30:58Everything I touch has a way of exploding mind if I try it sometime be my guest
00:31:19So
00:31:23There's something I have to get off my chest, what is it?
00:31:41How do you like these I just got them really who had them before
00:31:49Me
00:31:53Hello scorpion, I do believe my name is
00:31:58Pete
00:31:59And i'm stoked
00:32:00We've heard about you and shark and we've seen your audition tape now
00:32:04We're ready to do it big time for all the world to see
00:32:09We've been waiting for your call, where should we meet you?
00:32:13Oh, no, no, no, no. No, you don't meet us. We'll pick you up
00:32:17We have a lot of props perhaps we should follow you
00:32:23They have props
00:32:26Okay, that may do you stay right where you are we'll be in touch
00:32:31So
00:32:44Hey at last we have their trust we'll be on the inside
00:32:49We have to be performers in a porno film to do it so be
00:32:53Yeah, we may as well give it the whole nine yards
00:32:57It'll distract them then we'll nail the bastards
00:33:01I think
00:33:02We should be first let me get here
00:33:09Shark you two start without me
00:33:19Should be about a half a mile up the road
00:33:31So
00:33:47You know something the dead deserve respect i'm gonna give this guy a one-gun salute
00:34:00Damn it foo i'm calling jordan right now
00:34:10He called that full play
00:34:17Okay, I understand
00:34:19Tyler and tiger have gone to locate doc you and foo in las vegas searching for shark and scorpion
00:34:25How the hell did this leak out jordan? You told me this couldn't happen
00:34:31We are trying to locate the problem
00:34:33Obviously, it's internal here in washington
00:34:36Dietrich and I are on our way to dallas locate your people meet us there the day after tomorrow
00:34:42I'll need more time
00:34:43If i'm successful here, i'll need to locate cobra in beverly hills
00:34:48Cobra's on her own willow
00:34:50You can't mean that the hell I can't
00:34:53You have your orders
00:34:55Dallas two days. We've got to salvage what we can from this mess
00:35:01So
00:35:05I don't trust that bastard. Come on foo. Let's go
00:35:31So
00:35:50I have a way to contact cobra with this phone. I can activate her warning device
00:35:55Her device will respond in 60 seconds. It's a code red signal return to dallas home base immediately
00:36:02So do it willow
00:36:05It's not that simple foo. Why?
00:36:07The warriors people could intercept the signal and if they know she's being warned they'll kill her immediately
00:36:14But we have no choice
00:36:20Hey, where's sony
00:36:25He, uh came down with a real bad headache i'm filling in
00:36:49Ah
00:36:55Ah
00:37:13Boy my pool man's really gonna be pissed. I hope he doesn't clog my filter
00:37:19Hey, that looks like manuel's car something's up. He ain't supposed to be back till morning
00:37:39Grab him
00:37:49So
00:37:55So you gringo bastard you work for jordan this will be fun getting you to talk
00:38:06Take him inside
00:38:15They're shooting down
00:38:19Uh
00:38:24Come on
00:38:36Kim get in the car
00:38:49So
00:39:03Ah damn
00:39:19So
00:39:37That son of a bitch has got a big gun you wanted to try this be my guest
00:39:49So
00:39:56Yeah here
00:40:13Flat
00:40:14Nice to see you doc
00:40:17Yeah
00:40:18Damn, it had this happen. These bastards trusted me. I've been here for two months
00:40:23I was this close to getting everything we need to nail him
00:40:26I discovered a security leak in the computer system. The four agents on this mission are on red alert
00:40:32You mean someone on our side's giving us up?
00:40:34Afraid so ain't life grand
00:40:37matter of fact it ain't
00:40:39Let's go doc. We got a plane over here at us on the others cobra shark and scorpion cobra is on her own
00:40:46Willow is trying to locate shark and scorpion in vegas
00:40:57This used to be a sleepy little town now look at it there must be dozens of industrial areas
00:41:03Finding a white audi station wagon is gonna be tough
00:41:06Oh
00:41:15She looks good
00:41:19Shark and scorpion this pete i'm charlie. We're gonna make a hell of a film. Oh, yes we are
00:41:36So
00:42:06So
00:42:24Flight 1628 departing los angeles for dallas fort worth international airport is ready for immediate boarding at gate 41 b
00:42:36Yes
00:42:48I'll get the car
00:43:02Dallas office about 15 minutes
00:43:07So
00:43:11Hey this way I think we got some good stuff
00:43:22Hey, that was great, but we're gonna need a few more shots we'll meet you here tomorrow at noon cool
00:43:36So
00:43:42We set the line dude, let's see if the fishies bite
00:43:47We have to meet with jordan tomorrow, I can't wait I got a few things to settle with him
00:44:07So
00:44:24Cobra here i've arrived in dallas
00:44:31Okay, what's the combination
00:44:341851 let's go back. Okay
00:44:47Try it
00:44:52Shark the camera recorded him going behind this screen
00:45:03So
00:45:09Look at this they're counterfeiting every kind of film ever made. This is a multi-million dollar scam
00:45:26Look at this little puppy
00:45:28I'm good
00:45:29I bet i'd get cisco neighbors two thumbs up. I don't think so. This is one tape. They're not gonna get
00:45:38We've got what we need let's get out of here
00:46:00So
00:46:18I can do this top of the world
00:46:29Come on, let's go
00:46:37Hey, we're doing pretty good you see me here the chick again, I got the guy
00:46:40I'll go over there and finish him off me my head. I got you covered
00:46:59Oh
00:47:01They're hit boo they're hit get the phone a call for an ambulance damn you
00:47:08How bad is it
00:47:12Sure jordan, we'll escort them to the hospital
00:47:14Make sure they're under 24 hour guard. I want you two back in my office by noon tomorrow
00:47:21by the way
00:47:22Cobra checked in 10 minutes ago. She made it back. You're okay
00:47:26Thank god. Hey, come here. There's someone locked up inside
00:47:29It's time for one for you. Willow. I'm coming with you
00:47:39Thank god, thank you
00:47:42What the hell happened to you guys? We were jumped yesterday by two maniacs
00:47:46They tied us up and threw a dozen burgers at us. Yeah with extra ketchup
00:47:50You two must be the real pete and charlie. Yeah, right. That's right
00:47:54I'm lucky to be alive. I could have died of indigestion
00:47:59So
00:48:14Something's wrong tiger you take the outside. You got it
00:48:29So
00:49:00So
00:49:18Hey, it's okay tyler blondie's home
00:49:24Damn cobra you scared the hell out of me. You scared me, too
00:49:29I could use a little protection
00:49:47What's the similarity between real estate and kissing location
00:49:59Yeah
00:50:04Yeah, yeah, okay tyler, yeah, i'll be right there first I gotta get something off my chest
00:50:12Okay
00:50:27So shark and scorpion were only wounded
00:50:32And you idiots knocked out pete and charlie
00:50:35at my studio
00:50:37They worked for me you morons. Hey, we went there
00:50:41We told them who we were they got real pissy with us. Yeah. Yeah, they showed us no more spec man
00:50:46We're college educated
00:50:48My whole damn vegas operation is up in smoke now
00:50:52Well, who would have figured that foo and willow would have showed up? They were cool man pros like us packing heat
00:50:58Yeah, yeah and hand to hand with foo and willow was out word on the street is that they're both black belts
00:51:04really
00:51:07That's very interesting
00:51:10Well, i'm going to give you two monkeys one more chance
00:51:14Go work out get your bony little asses into shape
00:51:26Your boy dot got away, too
00:51:28We were attacked
00:51:30surrounded by a small army
00:51:32Not to worry, sir
00:51:34All the items were previously taken to your cabinet the lake
00:51:38There was nothing left at my camp to implicate our operation
00:51:43Hard drive wants his money tomorrow, you know what to do
00:51:59Everything's gonna be just fine
00:52:02Just follow his orders
00:52:04He can be brutal
00:52:05By the way, where's your lovely associate kim? I left her at the hotel. She was gonna go shopping
00:52:12please
00:52:13Put in a good word for me with a warrior
00:52:15Of course manuel
00:52:17Don't worry
00:52:28My dear you are a woman of a thousand faces
00:52:36That's one way to put it
00:52:40Kim I don't know which part of your body to kiss first
00:52:45Surprise me
00:52:59All right, all right settle down everyone we're gonna get back on track
00:53:06Track this jordan. You want to fire me be my guest
00:53:09I can retire in two years or you can can me now and pay me off
00:53:13Four of us put ourselves on the line. We infiltrated the warriors top operations
00:53:18And your department let some turncoat jerk-off give us up
00:53:23Can I say something?
00:53:25Yeah, no, no, I mean something off the record
00:53:28All right. Sure
00:53:30I'm, not so sure you're not the jerk-off who fingered us me
00:53:34He's son of a bitch. Yeah you who else knew what we were up to and how to access the master computer in washington
00:53:40What was it jordan money?
00:53:42What'd you get 30 pieces of silver?
00:53:44You're crazy doc. The only person in this room that can access the computer is tiger
00:53:49I'm, the only one as far as we know, but it can be done by any expert given enough time data and access codes
00:53:56Face it jordan. It could be you
00:53:59Why did you get so ticked off when cobra told you I contacted her on the red alert beeper you could have compromised a whole
00:54:05Operation my call saved her life
00:54:08You want to talk about shark and scorpion the leak that put their asses at death's doorstep came from your end
00:54:14It came from washington. All right
00:54:17Let's stop this
00:54:19We aren't getting anywhere
00:54:21I say
00:54:22When we've arrested the warrior and this operation is over you kicked jordan's ass on general principles
00:54:29What about you dietrich? Have you got anything to say?
00:54:33I must advocate jordan's feelings on this matter
00:54:36The computer infiltration was an unfortunate incident unfortunate incident my ass
00:54:42Dietrich
00:54:44You're not in the field dodging bullets
00:54:47Come on folks. What are we gonna do next?
00:54:50Well, let's consider our options
00:54:52The warrior obviously has a central computer office somewhere in the city
00:54:57We don't know where
00:54:58But what we do know he has a home in the knob hill district of north. Dallas a very expensive gated community
00:55:06He pretends to be a solid citizen. He frequents the arts and he donates to charity
00:55:11Puts up a very good front
00:55:14We know his primary contraband
00:55:16Paintings artifacts and gold were transported from manuel's location in south texas to a secluded barn on lake dallas
00:55:24Those artifacts are priceless the las vegas porno operation. That was small potatoes just for kicks
00:55:31The contraband from south texas and the diamonds cobra handled in beverly hills. That's his score
00:55:37The warrior is consolidating
00:55:39He's going to make a big move soon like out of the country
00:55:43I can feel it
00:55:45Tyler and I will stake out his place in knob hill tonight. See what we can come up with
00:55:50Cobra tiger and foo can stay at our place
00:55:54In case you need them
00:55:55That'll be fine
00:55:57Uh willow i'll need you for a while longer. We have a hell of a lot of paperwork to go
00:56:03Sure i'll get my files and be right back
00:56:06I
00:56:14Don't trust those bastards you guys keep your asses covered. Yeah, that's why I mentioned the stakeout see how they'd react
00:56:22Which one of these cars belongs to jordan and dietrich that white one right there
00:56:27Good luck guys
00:56:36This should keep tabs on
00:56:46Man this working out stuff is killing me. Yeah after this set we can have a cigarette break
00:56:58There's a lot of construction going on around here
00:57:07That's the weirdest place right over there
00:57:09So
00:57:34Are we on the same page here
00:57:37Yes, sir, everything's under control the cowboys in the woods behind us about 100 yards back
00:57:46Do your thing don't screw up
00:57:58It's our worst nightmare tyler have someone in our organization giving us up probably for money
00:58:07So
00:58:09I'm gonna drop out go race my bike get laid
00:58:30Oh my god
00:58:37Do it do it
00:59:00Oh
00:59:07How bad is it okay
00:59:13Oh my god, we're lucky we got away
00:59:15So
00:59:35Senior dossier, so you're a california girl. That's right
00:59:39Okay
00:59:42The bio said you were working at disneyland when you were recruited, what did you do there? I was one of the rides
00:59:52All righty, here we go
00:59:55Let's hit the bar for a cool one. Yeah. See you in the morning. Dietrich. We'll hit it early
01:00:03This should really piss off the agency. I don't know man. I think most of it will rub out
01:00:09I
01:00:10It was a general store a couple miles back on the road. Can you make it? Yeah, let's go
01:00:14He says his agents have received information from the lacrosse satellite
01:00:18Information as to where the warrior has his treasures stashed
01:00:28Room service, please
01:00:31Hey, i'm gonna grab some breakfast and call food to pick me up we'll meet you at the office this afternoon
01:00:39Yeah
01:00:46Here's the fact sir
01:00:49Ah lacrosse satellite
01:00:52I'm, always amazed amount of information that can be gathered by a satellite 200 miles up in the sky
01:00:58We're to meet the interpol representatives at that lake side. It's about a 30 minute drive from here
01:01:03This is foo foo, I met the holodeck pick me up in half an hour
01:01:08I'll be waiting out front. I assume you will have much to tell me little butterfly
01:01:15Your body is like a temple
01:01:18You must have used it to extract an enormous amount of information
01:01:23For mr. Jordanson, I didn't get jack from him. All we did was hump our brains out
01:01:29You have a way with words little flower. I shall be there in 30 minutes
01:01:37I gotta haul ass
01:01:49You fellas can set that down right there
01:01:52Today's special waffles a la barretta and you better make that to go
01:01:57Oh
01:02:27We leave tonight on my private jet for South America.
01:02:49This is my day, Ron, the day of the warrior.
01:02:54First I'll kill these two with my bare hands, I can feel the power, then I'll leave this
01:03:03wretched country taking riches beyond my wildest dreams.
01:03:07The world is my oyster, Ron, take these two to the lake cabin and pack up everything.
01:03:16Prepare them to fight.
01:03:23Here's a gift for you.
01:03:25Thanks.
01:03:29When Fu left to get Willow, he said he'd be right back.
01:03:33That was over two hours ago.
01:03:37Nobody's heard from Jordan or Dietrich.
01:03:41The lake cabin.
01:03:42It's the only lead we have.
01:03:45Let's go.
01:03:53Well, this is it.
01:04:02According to the map, this is where we're supposed to meet him.
01:04:08You know what?
01:04:11Please open the case.
01:04:36This is a bomb.
01:04:38It's very simple.
01:04:40We give Mr. Hard Drive the case, we get back in the car, he drives away, I press the button,
01:04:52he blows up.
01:04:55I like it, Manuel.
01:04:57You think of everything.
01:04:59So we burn up a few dollars with the explosion.
01:05:02It costs money to stay in business.
01:05:06And it'll be money well spent, I'm afraid.
01:05:34We've got to find their cabin.
01:05:45Somewhere on this lake.
01:05:47The homing device signals we planted only carry five miles, Doc.
01:05:51We need to get lucky.
01:06:03There it is.
01:06:04Mr. Hard Drive, I believe.
01:06:08Open it.
01:06:15One million dollars in unmarked bills.
01:06:20This should keep you in style for the rest of your life.
01:06:23Money goes far in certain parts of Europe if you don't overdo it.
01:06:27This is only a fraction of what I helped the warrior amass.
01:06:29If I decide to overdo it, tell him I'll be back for more.
01:06:35I'll do that.
01:06:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
01:07:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:07:30Back roads are tough.
01:07:31Camp's about a hundred yards this way.
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01:09:38Smoke alert, mate.
01:09:39Get these babies to love themselves, if they're alive.
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01:09:43Yay!
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01:09:45Yeah!
01:09:46Hey, JP.
01:09:47Yeah!
01:09:58Hey, JP.
01:09:59Come with me.
01:10:09Good to see you.
01:10:10How'd it go with your taco?
01:10:12Tostada, baby.
01:10:14Manuel was a thieving son of a bitch.
01:10:17We gotta get this stuff loaded up,
01:10:19take it out to the airstrip.
01:10:21We're gonna fly out of here with the warning in about six hours.
01:10:24Let's get started.
01:10:32Hey, while they're loading up, let's go patrol the area.
01:10:34That's a great idea.
01:10:41Hey, you see anything fishy, you drive, I'll shoot.
01:10:47Cha-cha-cha, here I come.
01:11:18Rawr!
01:11:21Look, Cass, there they are.
01:11:22Let's open fire.
01:11:23They're shooting at us.
01:11:24Hit the deck.
01:11:25They're shooting at us.
01:11:26Hit it.
01:11:27Shoot, shoot.
01:11:28Come on, JP.
01:11:29Shoot.
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01:11:31Whoa!
01:11:33I got it now.
01:11:40They're all shooting at us.
01:11:41Stop, stop.
01:11:42We gotta go.
01:11:43Come on, let's go.
01:11:45Let's get out of here.
01:11:46Let's go the other way.
01:11:47Come on.
01:11:48Let's rock and roll.
01:11:54The more you sweat, the less you bleed.
01:12:17When they come around the bend, we'll nail them.
01:12:22Hey, pissants.
01:12:24Aargh!
01:12:31What was that?
01:12:32Spread out.
01:12:39Some business this is.
01:12:41All we ended up with was a bunch of singed underwear.
01:12:47Hey!
01:12:49Handcuff yourselves to this post, boys.
01:12:52Party's over.
01:12:54We'll send for you later.
01:13:04Come on, come on.
01:13:17Doc, the homing device you put on their green van?
01:13:20Signal's coming in strong.
01:13:22It's just up ahead.
01:13:47Spread out!
01:13:53Is that scrap?
01:14:16Aargh!
01:14:46Aargh!
01:15:06Hold it right there.
01:15:17All right.
01:15:20Without that gun, I could tear you apart with my bare hands.
01:15:30You spit in Doc's face, you slut.
01:15:35Oops.
01:15:40Ain't nothing like a right cross.
01:15:42Everything else just sucks.
01:15:45Sucks?
01:16:07That son of a bitch has one of those big guns, too.
01:16:12Give me that cane.
01:16:14My cane?
01:16:31Aargh!
01:16:42Aargh!
01:16:52I told you everything I touch is a way of exploding.
01:16:56Aren't you listening?
01:17:12Willow and Foo are not in the cabin.
01:17:20Nothing would please me more than to blow your head off.
01:17:25You have five seconds to tell us where Willow and Foo are.
01:17:34Aargh!
01:17:36Aargh!
01:17:38Aargh!
01:17:46Come get this thing!
01:17:54Hi-ya, my ass.
01:17:56Aargh!
01:18:06Oops.
01:18:10Practice, Doc. Practice.
01:18:20I gotta get something off my chest.
01:18:27Aargh!
01:18:33Fuck him, Foo. Murder one.
01:18:39Yeah.
01:18:56Aargh!
01:19:27Word from the hospital in Las Vegas is that Shark and Scorpion are doing fine.
01:19:32They'll be released in two days.
01:19:35This riverboat here in Louisiana is fabulous.
01:19:38Yeah, and it's just a stone's throw from Big D.
01:19:42This is great. A little gambling, good food, great company, good sex.
01:19:50Oh, look at this.
01:19:53Babe, hit my stride. Three weeks here, and I love Capri.
01:19:58Let's hear it for Foo. I love you, guy.
01:20:01Hey, I'll drink to that. We'll all drink to that.
01:20:08Well, here I am on hot chocolate.
01:20:11I got everything that you ever want.
01:20:14So come on down and check me out.
01:20:17I'm your man without a doubt.
01:20:20I'm braggin'. I'm braggin' on me.
01:20:24Oh, I'm braggin'.