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00:00Hey, we've heard it from Adam and everyone else.
00:06Best defense in the league, right?
00:08I mean, best defense in the league, the Jets.
00:11They just needed a quarterback.
00:12That's all they needed.
00:14So they started playing all those guys.
00:16I have been hearing this for literally 25 years.
00:22I've lived in New York City and I've been hearing that the Jets are going to win the
00:25Super Bowl every year, every single year.
00:29And all of July, August, and September, all I hear about is the Jets have the greatest
00:34defense on earth.
00:35And on paper, this is the greatest team on earth.
00:39And then they always lay an egg.
00:42I mean, there's just, it's always, and I mean, in bold capital letters, A-L-W-A-Y-S, all
00:50bold capital letters.
00:51You know the guy that texts you in bold letters, you're like, what's wrong with this guy?
00:56He's all mad at me, he's texting in bold.
00:59That's the Jets, always texting in bold how big and tough they are.
01:03Oh, they're the greatest team on earth.
01:06Greatest team on paper, paper champions.
01:09And then they turn into chumps.
01:11They're like Cinderella.
01:12I mean, it's honestly, I can't wait for the inevitable crash and burn.
01:17And it's always something.
01:19It's all, last year it was his Achilles.
01:21I mean, we all know who I'm talking about, Aaron Rodgers.
01:24And I'm not going to sit here and do this Aaron Rodgers stuff every week.
01:30Like what is Aaron saying this week on Pat's show?
01:34What is Aaron thinking?
01:35Is Aaron going on a dark retreat?
01:37Is Aaron eating mushrooms?
01:39Like I don't give a crap about that nonsense every single day, every week.
01:47I mean, this guy, to me, he's old and I can't wait to see him go down the other side of
01:52the mountain.
01:53He still thinks he's winning Super Bowls.
01:55It's been so long since he won a Super Bowl.
01:57He's fully gray now.
01:59Like, I mean, he's a touch of gray.
02:00He's the Grateful Dead, honestly.
02:03He looks like Bob Weir.
02:04He's so old.