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01:00Hmm?
01:02You forgot this?
01:08And listen,
01:10the boys will come to school today.
01:12Behave yourself.
01:14Yes, I will behave myself in front of the boys.
01:20Today,
01:22I have to go and
01:24hug a boy.
01:26Right, mom?
01:28Shameless girl!
01:30Do one thing, dance naked in front of them.
01:32What else is left to do?
01:34These two
01:36despots were born in my house.
01:38Teji is spoilt.
01:40And you, I will get you
01:42admitted in the co-ed school.
01:44Please get me admitted.
01:48All the best.
01:50And listen,
01:52come back as a head girl.
01:58Let's go.
02:00Now, I will dance naked in front of the boys.
02:04In the wonderland of Ambar school,
02:06today, the boys are coming from all over the country.
02:08Some are male,
02:10some are female.
02:12Some are spicy, some are simple.
02:14After many years,
02:16the armies of both the countries
02:18are finally in the same field.
02:20Some have a wall,
02:22skirts are long,
02:24lips are pimple,
02:26the style of hair,
02:28we can't keep them away from each other.
02:38Why did they throw the mat again?
02:44You have come in front of the girls of Bihar,
02:46I have come in front of the girls of Ambar.
02:56Congratulations.
03:12Bad boy don's wild cat.
03:16How will you recognize your owner?
03:18He said he will wear a red cap.
03:26We start with a welcome song by Ambar Coil Girls.
03:32Silent night
03:34Holy night
03:38All is calm
03:40All is bright
03:44Round yon virgin
03:46Mother and child
03:50Holy infant so tender and mild
03:52Sleep in heavenly peace
03:56Sleep in heavenly peace
04:00Rajaon ka raja hai
04:04Ho prabhu ka prabhu hai
04:08Rajaon ka raja hai
04:12Ho prabhu ka prabhu hai
04:16Oh my God!
04:18They need a makeover.
04:20Bhai will have to take a second birth.
04:24Anna ki funny haan?
04:26Prabhu Keshwa Vasti
04:30Prabhu Keshwa Vasti
04:34Prabhu
04:36We are gathered here for the induction ceremony
04:38of the Catholic Schools of Chandigarh.
04:40To start the celebration,
04:42we first have the annual fundraising.
04:44Each school has a stock.
04:46Last event for today of course
04:48will be the induction of head boy and head girl
04:50of the respective schools.
04:52As the host school,
04:54I hereby declare the event in session.
04:56Starting now at 10 am,
04:58the fundraising will go on till 2 pm.
05:00Each school has the chance
05:02to make maximum sales.
05:04Highest earning school will get a surprise prize.
05:06So let's go.
05:08May the best school win.
05:18Yaar,
05:20Inka badiya chal raha hai.
05:22Dekh,
05:24toaster mat pe 4 bachay paida hongi aaj.
05:26Chale?
05:28Samjhe?
05:30Jao aap.
05:32Lokhande ma'am.
05:34Jao yahan se.
05:38Girls!
05:40Atwal ma'am ne bola hai ki
05:42GS Boys ke stall pe koi nahi jaayega.
05:44Leh,
05:46toh hum board marane aaye the.
05:48Pablo ki tala itna time wait kiya.
05:50Moj mein toh wo hi hai.
05:52Amari langar kaun khaega?
05:54Ek plate gulkappa milega please.
05:56Ek plate gulkappa milega please.
06:12Ek customer toh aaya.
06:14Isko follower pe chupkaate hain.
06:16Bhai, isko adjust ke haath se kuch bhi khila de.
06:26Oye, peeche aao.
06:28Ice cream pigal rahi hai.
06:30Mere se bhi koi cheez hoti hai.
06:32Se baad tu bhi nahi geda marja
06:34aamare stall pe.
06:36Not allowed.
06:40Ek gante baad,
06:42uss tower ke top floor pe mein.
06:56Oye,
06:58Jungly billy 18?
07:25You're the bad boy don?
07:32What are you laughing at?
07:34Don't you feel ashamed?
07:35Talking to a kid about something bad?
07:39Oh man!
07:43Whose idea was it to feed me a falooda?
07:45Now take a bath in ice cream!
07:48Where are you?
07:52Don't you feel ashamed?
07:53How dare you talk to an adult?
07:55You big censor board!
07:57How long have you been failing?
07:58Failing?
07:59And I'm a basketball coach!
08:01Who's an old man now?
08:03I don't have any interest either.
08:05You were the one who sent the friend request first.
08:07You're making a mistake on top of that.
08:09I'll get you deposited at uncle's place.
08:11You'll forget all the hard work.
08:12You're the one who'll lose face.
08:14You can get me deposited wherever you want.
08:16Hey red cap!
08:19I'll match you if you talk too much.
08:21Get out of here.
08:26You're such a moral science teacher.
08:28You're also a part of the red cap team.
08:30How much do you lecture me about my body?
08:32Sir, I even tell jokes.
08:36I'm the one who gets the punch back for all your jokes.
08:44Ma'am, you're talking very strongly these days.
08:47No sir, actually I...
08:49No, it's good ma'am.
08:51I've observed it too.
08:53This is the attitude these senior kids have.
08:55There's no one more dangerous than them.
08:58Do one thing.
09:00You take 11th's sociology.
09:03There aren't many students in social science anyway.
09:07Yes sir, I'll do social management.
09:10Good.
09:11According to senior secondary,
09:13we'll make it present salary plus 20% increment.
09:17By the way, we'll give you 10%.
09:19But you have some pending work.
09:22As you pointed out.
09:26Yes sir.
09:29Thank you sir.
09:35I don't listen to anyone.
09:37I've been outspoken since childhood.
09:39No one messes with me.
09:41I have a problem with this.
09:44With what?
09:45Outspoken.
09:46The way elders talk about their parents.
09:50I listen to it.
09:51I don't have a fighter spirit like you.
09:56I'm a coward actually.
10:01I like onions a lot.
10:02Same pinch.
10:03I like yellow light better than tube light.
10:05Same pinch.
10:07I don't have a computer at home but I like typing a lot.
10:10Oh, so you don't reply on time.
10:13Don't tell anyone.
10:15Mallika...
10:16No, no.
10:17If you say so...
10:20I lied to Mallika and her BF that we have a Honda.
10:24I mean, we had one.
10:25But dad sold it recently.
10:27Same pinch.
10:28My dad sold our auto as well.
10:31You both shared the same secret.
10:33It's equal now.
10:35I like mangoes a lot.
10:37Same pinch.
10:38Yes, but this season it's cut because...
10:40This season it's cut because...
10:42It's expensive.
10:43I know.
10:45I have a big problem in my work.
10:47Your life is a problem.
10:52Same pinch.
10:53Do it.
10:54What?
10:55Pinch.
10:56You've been saying the same thing for so long.
11:04He's so shy.
11:07Ouch.
11:10You don't know how to do this?
11:12But...
11:14This is how you do it.
11:40Sorry.
11:43It's okay.
11:47No, you slap me.
11:51I'll slap you if you talk further.
11:53Here.
11:59Look, I listen to everything you say.
12:02I'm stupid.
12:03But I run with effort.
12:05I'm not a fool.
12:07I'm stupid.
12:08But I run with effort.
12:11Last time, I ran away.
12:15But I'm a brand new guy.
12:17Why don't you ask for help once?
12:24I don't depend on anyone for anything.
12:28I only trust me and myself.
12:31Give me a chance.
12:33Why do you have to do everything alone?
12:37If a few people are with you...
12:42Not everyone will disappoint you.
12:45I promise.
13:0720 years later
13:18Last forty minutes everyone. Buckle up.
13:24There's something that we can do.
13:26How did you fail?
13:27I've seen too much. Not even locating it.
13:30Forget about us.
13:32No one's even talking to our Golgappa.
13:34Look.
13:35We're all famous losers in the Tri-City area.
13:37It's not the first time we've been insulted.
13:39Guys, this is embarrassing.
13:41You know what? Everyone is laughing at us.
13:43I feel like crying. I can't do it.
13:47Sister, serve me one of their plates.
13:49I'm not in the mood.
13:50Serve me one too.
13:52Everyone wants to loot their own stall.
13:53Do you want to eat free food?
13:55It's better than wasting.
13:57There must be a way to run the stall.
14:01I have an idea.
14:02Ojas, no offence.
14:04But Saluda was also your idea.
14:06I swear, it's a good idea. Listen to me.
14:09Everyone is greedy for prizes.
14:11The prize money is more than enough.
14:13And if you're getting free food...
14:15Tell me.
14:16Yes.
14:16Just like we've kept a note in our box.
14:18It's a winning scheme. Listen to me.
14:20We'll have a free food contest.
14:25In two minutes, whoever gets the most free food...
14:29The winner will kiss me.
14:30Bye.
14:31I love you.
14:32But for your kiss, why would someone eat so much chillies...
14:34...and become yellow from head to toe?
14:38The winner will get Rs. 500.
14:40I'm not in the mood to give.
14:41This is such a stupid idea.
14:45You have half an hour.
14:47You can try as much as you want.
14:49You just have to give the perfect amount.
14:51Rs. 20 for six pieces.
14:54The price of the second plate starts from the seventh piece.
14:57And the third plate costs from the eleventh plate.
15:00We just have to make sure...
15:01...that our inventory doesn't run out on the twentieth plate.
15:04So now we'll make spicy water.
15:06But how will people know that there's a fight going on here?
15:10Won't they queue up for Rs. 500?
15:12Why would people queue up for Rs. 500?
15:14You'll get 25 banger burgers for Rs. 500.
15:17And you'll cross Mohanli-Chandigarh and become an auto driver.
15:21You can watch it in a 5-9 a.m. movie.
15:24Hi, Ojas. Your maths is weak.
15:26I can't believe it.
15:27Mine is strong, right?
15:29There'll be a crowd.
15:30Trust me. There'll be a crowd because of the prize money.
15:33There's no one coming now.
15:35We'll beat them up. It'll be marketing.
15:36No one is smarter than butterflies in our class.
15:39Huma Malika, go and spread the news...
15:41...that the Ambardi girls have started a new business.
15:44Toki, check the timer.
15:45Where?
15:46On my phone.
15:47Srishti, write down the names.
15:48Lakshita will keep an account of the golgappas.
15:50Neha and Shivani will make the golgappas.
15:52And there'll be a crowd.
15:55And what will you do?
15:57I'll remain here.
16:02It's my idea.
16:03I'll be the manager.
16:05And everyone will come.
16:14Come on.
16:16Hey! Where are you going?
16:18To get the golgappa covered.
16:20The contest is on. Come on.
16:21So many girls have not come to our stall.
16:24Why should we?
16:25Is there any patriotism for our school or not?
16:28Where are you getting all this knowledge from?
16:31Are you playing ping pong of Tic-Tac?
16:34Get up higher than good things.
16:36Come on, open challenge.
16:38Let's go.
16:39Come on.
16:425, 4, 3, 2, 1, Go!
16:5530 seconds.
17:05Time's up.
17:11The highest score of this round starts from 6th goal.
17:14Go, go.
17:153 plates of money.
17:167 gold cups passed by Jasmine.
17:26Go, go, go.
17:2720 seconds.
17:28Go, Kannu.
17:32New record has been set.
17:33Excellent.
17:34Last round's highest score has been beaten by Ipshita.
17:407 gold cups passed.
17:417 gold cups passed.
17:51Why did you get so many gold cups?
17:53Cut it out.
17:55Come on.
18:02Let's go.
18:04Come on, sir.
18:07Challenge.
18:08You haven't lost your cool yet.
18:10How many?
18:11I almost died, but it was fun.
18:13One more round.
18:14Let's go.
18:15Let's go, brother.
18:16I'll repeat.
18:17Just 5 minutes remaining.
18:215, 4, 3, 2, 1.
18:26Time's up.
18:27One reason comes to an end.
18:29Manveer wins.
18:30He ate 13 gold cups in 2 minutes and set a new record.
18:33He did it.
18:36What an incredible day.
18:39You're crazy.
18:41I'm the one who's crazy.
18:45Let's go.
18:46Let's go.
19:0424, 25, 26.
19:10Hey, Anna.
19:11What business have you started?
19:13You'll do anything for money?
19:15Ma'am, please stay in your limits.
19:17What are you saying?
19:18What are you saying?
19:21My family background is my business.
19:23Why are you so personal?
19:25Am I a bad mouth to you?
19:28You're a jackass in your society.
19:30Miss Aurora.
19:31You're from a reputed family.
19:32Still, you don't have any respect in Mumbai.
19:36Don't make me angry.
19:38Others feel the same way.
19:40Stop being a teacher.
19:41It's not your cup of tea.
19:55Hey, Jess.
20:01What kind of illegal business have you started?
20:04Your kids are sick.
20:05You're spitting on them.
20:07Who gave you the permission to start all this?
20:10Was it Toki's idea?
20:13She ruined you.
20:15I saw you on the tank.
20:17She was cutting his hair.
20:21Tell me, who started all this?
20:23Tell me.
20:26You're a big shot now.
20:41What kind of girls have you been making for the last 50 years?
20:44Don't shout.
20:54You're a big shot now.
20:55You're scaring everyone.
20:57We girls can't show our real self.
21:00We play hide and seek.
21:02Sometimes with the family, sometimes with the teacher.
21:04Sometimes with the whole society.
21:08What are you doing?
21:13Who will look at you?
21:15You're training in an all-girls school.
21:17But the world is cold.
21:19You fall in love with a boy every now and then.
21:21Whose fault is it?
21:23You've never spoken to a boy with a straight face.
21:28Friends are distant.
21:30Boys don't look like humans.
21:31They look like aliens.
21:33Everyone comes and goes, teaches you.
21:37Life is in fear.
21:39All of you are right.
21:41You're creating fear in girls' minds and making them slaves.
21:44You're so loud, you don't listen to your own voice.
21:52I don't want to be what you want me to be.
21:58I've heard my voice.
22:05And yes, I'm the real don of that business.
22:10You made me lose so much.
22:12My shop was dry.
22:15And now you're scolding me instead of scolding me.
22:19Let's go the other way.
22:39Next time, if you see an underage girl with an online coach,
22:43we'll go to www.govent.com.
22:54They're not creating a scene.
22:55Otherwise, there's a warning for the teachers as well.
23:04The winner of the fundraiser is...
23:09Amber All Girls School.
23:18Maths I don't know.
23:20But girls?
23:21Brilliant.
23:23Sir, there's a boy and a girl.
23:28What a landslide victory!
23:30Now is the time to announce this year's surprise prize.
23:35The winning school gets an internet connection in their computer room.
23:46And now, brace yourselves, everyone,
23:49as it is time for the much-awaited declaration.
23:53The head girl for the upcoming session 2009-10
23:56for Ruby Heart Seniors' Canary School is...
23:59Zaheem.
24:11And now, the session 2009-10
24:14for Good Samaritan School for Boys will be led by...
24:17Bhupinder.
24:35Are you nervous?
24:37A little.
24:50Since when did you start doing non-allowed things?
24:54It's mine now.
24:55You be the head girl.
24:56Get lost.
24:57You be it.
24:59And for 2009-10, the head girl for Amber All Girls is...
25:15Radhika.
25:41What's wrong with her?
25:42She's got sunburn.
25:43Poor girl.
25:44Are you okay?
25:51Listen.
25:52Tell me.
25:54I know you were the one writing those letters to me.
25:59But I'm sorry.
26:01Angad and I are getting married.
26:04Don't worry.
26:05You're not the only girl.
26:06I'll flirt with the other girls.
26:08Really?
26:09Yes.
26:12I feel so light.
26:14I feel like my chest has lost its weight.
26:17This was just a stupid prank, head girl.
26:20Freedom is not a joke.
26:22I'm so happy.
26:23I'm so happy.
26:24I'm so happy.
26:25I'm so happy.
26:26I'm so happy.
26:27I'm so happy.
26:28I'm so happy.
26:29I'm so happy.
26:30I'm so happy.
26:31I'm so happy.
26:32I'm so happy.
26:34I'm so happy.
27:05Did you become a head girl?
27:06No, I didn't.
27:08Yes, then?
27:11Did you become a head girl?
27:13No.
27:18It's okay, dear.
27:19It's okay, mom.
27:20There's no problem.
27:23Come on.
27:24It's okay.
27:25Anyway, it wasn't just for the soldiers.
27:27It wasn't just for the soldiers.
27:28So?
27:32There's good news.
27:34Mom got a promotion.
27:35Oh, my God!
27:39My boyfriend, Banarj.
27:44Yes.
27:45He's giving me three months.
27:46If he's good, I'll introduce him to you.
27:56Can I join too?
27:58When did we break up?
28:01You were always a joint.
28:04So?
28:05I didn't become a head girl.
28:09It's okay.
28:11Have a burger.
28:21I've taken up a part-time job.
28:24I'm 18 plus.
28:26I don't need permission.
28:28I'm just informing you.
28:30Do whatever you want.
28:33What do they say?
28:34Go.
28:35Live your life.
28:40By the way, I want to give you a news too.
28:42What?
28:43I'm opening a new brokerage firm.
28:47With Jasmeet.
28:50I knew it.
28:52That you'll join Jasmeet again.
28:57You're feeling okay, right?
28:59You're a first-class dad.
29:01Rumors are everywhere.
29:03Mom, don't console me.
29:07Slap me instead.
29:09I'm the real leader.
29:12It wasn't about being a head girl.
29:14I've spoken my heart today.
29:16Without any censorship or fear.
29:19Everyone listened to me.
29:24What's this?
29:26I'm shocked that I didn't become a head girl.
29:29I'm going crazy.
29:31What's this?
29:34Tell me something.
29:36I've been dreaming of becoming a head girl for so long.
29:39What's the point if I don't become a head girl?
29:41Is becoming a head girl a big deal?
29:43I've become an ojas today.
29:46I don't know what to become in life.
29:49But I know what not to become.
29:52I don't want to become a goat.
29:54May I?
29:55May I?
29:57Well done, my child.
30:00You've said such a deep thing.
30:03No matter what you do, you're still someone's husband.
30:06Exactly.
30:09Same pinch.
30:11Same pinch.
30:12Same pinch.