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00:30This type of
00:56animal comes under Protista category in classification.
01:00Animal?
01:01If you become a biopedic doctor, you will have to get a dog's injection.
01:09All the Protista people have a unique way of walking.
01:12They push their body with appendages.
01:15And what is appendages?
01:16These are nicky-nicky, boycott hair.
01:24Open your notebook and draw this diagram.
01:28And I want neat diagram.
01:30Khichdi nahi khana nahi.
02:24Oi sun, ghar aaja hoon mastera.
02:35Bidhi wala homework karadi hoon.
02:45Aaja, thoda FB bhi kar lenge.
02:53Tera bhi over ho raha hai, Shiv team ki best team.
03:05Kimne stylish kachche hain yaar.
03:08Aur humaare itne dheele daale.
03:10Dootin aur thighs fit ho jaye.
03:12Srishti ko toh ek bhi nahi aa rahi.
03:13Shivreet, tu bada vay vay karti hain.
03:15Sui jaise yeh waaz hai teri.
03:17Chup raha kar.
03:18Bade chupti hain.
03:19Karele khol doona.
03:20Kabhi hot wali saari all out ho jayengi.
03:22Phans ke bal kirte bhi silky kyun na ho.
03:24Venge toh phansi.
03:30Shivreet.
03:51Ojas. Ojas. Iss side pass kar.
03:55Srishti, come on. Srishti, come on.
03:58Srishti idhar.
03:59Srishti, pass kar.
04:03Ojas. Ojas, pass.
04:05Idhar. Pass.
04:06Ojas, pass.
04:07Ojas, idhar.
04:11Yeh. Yeh.
04:13Yeh.
04:16Yes.
04:17Yes.
04:21Good basket, girls.
04:22But Ruby Hearts wins.
04:26Chal.
04:29Good game. Good game.
04:37Kinni professional coach hai na yaar inki.
04:39Horki.
04:40Delhi se aati hai na.
04:41Apni bhittu ne last match 19-18 me khela.
04:47Yaar ek confession karna tha.
04:50Wo Atwal ko homework for money wala scene main nahi bataya tha.
04:56Tune bataya?
04:57Nahi nahi.
04:58Abhi tune bola. Tune bataya?
04:59Yaar matlab wo main nahi.
05:00Khud bhi toh note chhap hai na tune.
05:02Phir chugle ka kya tok bana?
05:04Acha.
05:06Induction fundraiser se mujhe out karke kuch chhane ka plan hai na tera.
05:10Nahi bhai.
05:11Insia ko pata lag gaya tha.
05:13Usne pehli naam de diya tha.
05:14Atwal ne mujhe sirf confirm karne ke liye bula hai.
05:18Choice nahi thi aap mere paas.
05:21Insia ko power chad ki liye.
05:23Hain na?
05:25Meri kya fault hai?
05:36Kya hua hai is toh ki ko?
05:37Shivveer ne karza diya iske baap ko?
05:39Bodhi utha rahi hai, gale lag rahi hai.
05:41Kiss rahi hai.
05:43Pehle.
05:48Yaar, apni toh ki sab hai kya?
05:51Shivveer ne khulne yaar mujhe sab ke saamne nanga kiya.
05:53Friendon ke liye stand-up hi nahi karti hai yaar.
05:56Bodhi aayi, har ek friend jaroori hota hai.
06:08Kya mood of match tha yaar.
06:11Mohot ho gaya yaar.
06:12Mitti paate hain na chal.
06:13Fan nahi hai.
06:17Dekh, tune sunaya, phir maine socha.
06:19Sahi hai.
06:20Kanu off hai thodi si.
06:22Paise ka nasha hai.
06:23Naak naak chadi rahti hai uski saara time.
06:25Understandable hai tera gussa.
06:28Par yaar, tu bhi toh toh touch hi si hai na.
06:30Paise ko leke.
06:31Par na light liya kar.
06:34Kiss toh jai kar hi hai tune.
06:36Dekh tu phirse...
06:37Shut up!
06:38Tele ki self thinking nahi hai.
06:39Sorry bolne aayi hai.
06:41Tachi ki jhutti maar ke nikal rahi hai.
06:43Yaar, mai kaha nikal rahi hoon.
06:44Toh nikal jaa.
06:45Go vent, gone ho jaa.
06:46Mera low moment tha usde.
06:48Teri Kanu ne tere saamne kitni insult ki meri.
06:51Tere mooh se chuh tak nahi nikli.
06:53Toh unse bhi sorry bulwa doon.
06:55No need to sorry.
06:56Tu jaapni Kanu ke paas.
06:57Kaat ke kha le uske tatti ka cake.
07:00Ustad ka bhi mooh bana ho hai.
07:01Isle nahi aayi wajh wo match mein.
07:04Hum sab fuddu aur tu patta hai.
07:05Usde ka kha liye.
07:06Hum sab fuddu aur tu patya le ki rani hai.
07:09Saare dosto se na lad mar liye.
07:37Naach na jaane aangan teda.
07:40Matlab khud anadi.
07:42Na pehna jaane saadi.
07:45Aur saara ilzaam saadi ke material pe.
07:47Ki bhai silk hai.
07:48Zara fisal rahi hai.
07:52Next.
07:53Ajjal gagri chalkat jai.
07:57Jisme gyaan ka abhav ho.
07:59Wahi insaan sabse zyada shor machata hai.
08:02Udharan.
08:03Primary ke teacher.
08:06Hum higher secondary wale to bina chillae bachon se kaam nikalvaate hain.
08:10Hai ki nahi?
08:13Next.
08:14Rai ka pahad banaana.
08:16Matlab choti si baat ka batangad banaana.
08:36Hum.
08:49Wapas kyu rakh rahi hai?
08:53Toh khee kaha hai?
08:54Toh?
08:56Teri dost hai.
08:57Achhi bandi hai.
08:58Dost hai toh?
08:59Murder bhi ma'am?
09:01D se distracted bandi ko D se discipline karna padega na?
09:05Hum.
09:09Hum.
09:18Rushi toh khee ma'am.
09:19Yeh toh pehle se biklaat hai.
09:21Yes ma'am.
09:22Also ma'am I think aapko tenth ek hi surprise raid marni chahiye.
09:26Why?
09:27Tip miliye ma'am.
09:28Didiyon ne kuch toh khalera machaya hua hai.
09:32Aur cabinet members apne friends ko protect kar rahe hai.
09:50Meri naak ke nichi yeh sab ho raha hai?
09:52Hai?
10:22Music.
10:37Telephone ring.
10:41Telephone ring.
10:43Papa.
10:44Kuldu.
10:53Telephone ring.
11:04Yeh.
11:22Music.
11:28Yeh keh rahi hai yaar Tej ji.
11:36Kaise?
11:39Yaar ek baar hi mein kaise ho gaya?
11:42Woh log saalon saalon try karte rahte hain phir bhi nahi hota haan.
11:46Woh hamara ek baar mein.
11:49Woh aise kaise yaar?
11:50Aise nahi toh kaise hota hai?
11:52Bio nahi padhi kya?
11:58Toh sahi time pe saman liya yaar Tej ji.
12:04Thank god yaar.
12:08Woh mere kar walo ko pata chal jaata na.
12:11Woh bhaiya ne toh maa daal na tha.
12:15Woh degree ke beech mein kaise karte hai.
12:19Woh college ne nikaal dena tha maut aa jaane ki bhai.
12:24Tej ji baat toh poori kar le.
12:27Tej ji ki ho yaar?
12:30Woh Tej ji sun na.
12:31Kitar jaa rahi hai?
12:32Jannu.
12:34Shanti se roh toh loongi wahaan.
12:35Yahaan tera khatam nahi ho raha.
12:37Tej ji yaar toh.
12:38Nahi.
12:39Banta hai tera yaar.
12:41Toh hi toh gaya tha money magic adjustment leene mein.
12:44Akele.
12:45Choti behen ke saath.
12:46Choti behen ke saath.
12:49Kitna safar kiya tohne.
13:03Khaalete aap bhi kuch.
13:04Arey nahi.
13:10Maine suna hai ki primary aur higher secondary teachers ke liye staff room alag alag hone wala hai.
13:15Haan.
13:16Primary walo ke excerpt cardboard, fabrical aur thermacol mein hi copy aur file ek ho jaate hain.
13:22Toh matlab MSc, B.Ed, M.Ed yeh wale sab upar.
13:26Haan.
13:27Yeh sahi hai.
13:29Arshna madam bas bohot ho gaya.
13:32Aap degreeon ki hierarchy ke basis pe logon ko neecha nahi dikha sakte.
13:37Its hierarchy.
13:38Sugandha.
13:39Nahi.
13:40Main toh hierarchy hi bolungi.
13:43Meaning is important.
13:44Words just are.
13:46Sugandha chhadi yaar.
13:47Aina ki ho gaya?
13:48Kyu?
13:50Primary teacher koi gaali hai kya?
13:52Aap logon ko hamara kaam important lagta hi nahi hai.
13:56Aur aap Arshna madam?
13:58Aapko kya lagta hai?
13:59Basic foundation ke bagayar aap science, commerce, arts ki building khala kar doge kya?
14:05Sugandha toh aemi load le riya yaar.
14:06Aemi load nahi le riyo main.
14:08I am B.Ed Geography and Correspondence from Old Punjabi University, Patiala.
14:14I am not only capable to teach my children academics but also give them moral values and show them immense patience.
14:22Sugandha chill le yaar.
14:24Arshna madam?
14:26Aap batao?
14:27Aapko MSc mein patience sikhate hai kya?
14:30Kyuki aap apne students ko itni tezi se syllabus karate ho ki palle nahi padti unke physics.
14:37Kehte hai, Arshna, Arjuna laga ke chali gayi.
14:42Toilet mein khud suna hai maini.
14:44Sugandha, chup kar jao.
14:55Sir, I witness hoon main.
14:57Jo suna hai, wahi suna hai.
15:07Chahari hoon.
15:14Chahari hoon.
15:45Oye, become second year.
15:48Break lagao, U-turn maaro.
15:51Ithe aao puttar.
15:57Sad lag rahe ho puttar.
15:58Kyu hai?
16:02Tester hai?
16:04Gas maaro, kiska hai?
16:11Aao la.
16:13Aao la.
16:14Very good.
16:16Tune bola tha na diversity bhai?
16:18Haan.
16:19Log actually wohi chaar treeki ka juice peeke ak gaye the.
16:23Toh maine socha kuch naiya karte hain.
16:25Naiya menu banwara hoon.
16:27Harbooza, shalgam, nariyal, kakdi aur amla sab add karwara hoon.
16:32Cost analysis?
16:33Kar liya na woh toh.
16:34Woh chaaru ke tauji hai na unse karwaya hai.
16:36Maali ke ag gaye.
16:37Manali farms, wahi hua.
16:39Sasta sadha pad gaye.
16:43Arey, rehnde rehnde puttar.
16:45Jab tak apna danda hai na,
16:47tab tak tere liye vitamin A, B, C, D sab free hai.
16:56Tejas puttar, notice board dekh liye na tera naam hai.
17:01Topper hoon, amesha hota hai.
17:03Nahi puttar, late fees mein hai.
17:13Ek bahot strong feeling aayi thi us din tujhe mukke chalate hua dekh kar.
17:23Main waise violence nahi karti.
17:27Tune kuch soch ke hi kiya hoga.
17:29Us din ghar jaa ke maine toh diary entry kari thi.
17:34Kya likha?
17:37Chaar line hai.
17:38OM title hai.
17:40Chaar line hai.
17:41OM title.
17:42Liking at first sight.
17:47Punjabi hai.
17:50I love Punjabi.
17:53Language and boys.
18:00If you are insisting.
18:02Jinnun zordaar.
18:04Dil di dalai.
18:07Akha di ag mera sooraj.
18:10Mazaar hai teri sooraj de.
18:12Ho gaya meri sohair.
18:18Ho gaya ek kenta.
18:19Didi, ek minute please.
18:32Kaise lagi?
18:39Kaise lagi?
19:06Mere chachu laaya le London se.
19:07Teri le laaya.
19:08Tu khaagi toh zarda swaad lagega na.
19:15Mummy.
19:17Hello, Sat sri akal aunty.
19:20Hi, this is Manveer.
19:22He dropped you the other day na.
19:24I saw.
19:26Nice to meet you beta.
19:28Okay you guys carry on.
19:30Ishtar, getting home tomorrow.
19:32We'll have ice cream together.
19:38Yes.
19:41Kya, chale.
19:42Haan.
20:08No.
20:16Hi.
20:37Hi.