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Best Punjabi Comedy Scene, Jaswinder Bhalla Preet Harpal, Sayali Bhagat, New Punjabi Movie Scene 2024

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00:0010 years later
00:03Sweet and beautiful women..
00:05Beat him up.
00:06do nothing with men.
00:08Here, they get the bad boys to do the work.
00:10Sopan sir, this is Saurav's shop
00:13where we are going to rob.
00:15I mean you will act as Kaka Bishnovi
00:16and get the robbers.
00:18That's fine.
00:20But I don't see any camera around here.
00:22See, one is up here.
00:24And..
00:25And the rest?
00:25rest are hidden inside.
00:26I mean they are hidden from the people.
00:28Okay.
00:29Okay?
00:30You remember the dialogue, don't you?
00:32I remember!
00:33Hello mister, how do you do?
00:34I am Lily from Delhi!
00:37Wow!
00:38And you?
00:41Wow!
00:44Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:46Hey, hey, Mr. Sarpanch!
00:48You want to put a gun to my head and tell me
00:50to shove it up my ass?
00:52I'll shove it up your ass and beat the shit out of you!
00:54Oh!
00:55Not the shopkeeper's!
00:56You want to say it like your mother!
00:58Oh, yes! I remember!
01:01Oh, yeah!
01:02Keep it in! Keep it in!
01:03Keep it in!
01:04Keep it in!
01:06Okay, are you ready?
01:07Yes!
01:08Correction!
01:09Yes!
01:10Hey!
01:11Wait a minute!
01:12Is there a problem here?
01:14Then you talk like a dog to a hunter!
01:16Mummy!
01:17Yes!
01:18Get him a corona wiper and keep him away!
01:19Yes!
01:20Oh!
01:21I'm so happy to have such a great grandson!
01:23Enough of this nonsense!
01:24Oh!
01:25We're going inside as guests!
01:26And please come on time!
01:27Yes!
01:28I'll be there soon!
01:29Oh, my God!
01:30The entire Dalhousie is speaking in Haryanvi!
01:32Did you understand?
01:33Why are you speaking in Haryanvi?
01:34I'll be right back!
01:35I'll be right back!
01:36Oh, my God!
01:37My son-in-law!
01:38Oh, baby!
01:39Control!
01:40Control!
01:41We're not going inside to speak in Haryanvi!
01:42Yes!
01:43Yes!
01:44Yes!
01:45Tick tock!
01:46Tick tock!
01:47Tick tock!
01:48Tick tock!
01:49Tick tock!
01:50Tick tock!
01:51Tick tock!
01:52Tick tock!
01:53Tick tock!
01:54Tick tock!
01:55Tick tock!
01:56Tick tock!
01:57Tick tock!
01:58Hello, Mr. How do you do?
01:59I am Lily from Delhi!
02:00Show me some jewellery!
02:01No!
02:02No!
02:03No!
02:04No!
02:05No!
02:06No!
02:07No!
02:08No!
02:09No!
02:10No!
02:11No!
02:12No!
02:13No!
02:14No!
02:15No!
02:16No!
02:17No!
02:18No!
02:19No!
02:20No!
02:21No!
02:22No!
02:23No!
02:24No!
02:25No!
02:26No!
02:27Hey, Lala!
02:28Yes?
02:29Get me 100 gold coins and one gold chain.
02:31Pack all the gold coins in this bag.
02:34Yes, sir.
02:35Otherwise, I will shoot you in the head with this gun.
02:42The police are here!
02:53Be careful!
02:54Where are you going?
02:56Motu!
03:00Where did the police come from?
03:02I haven't been robbed yet.
03:04The police are already here.
03:06Don't shoot!
03:07He is a real cop.
03:10Your sister will be in trouble.
03:18He has been shot.
03:21Let's go.
03:22Let's go.
03:24Oh, no!
03:25He will shoot me in the head.
03:27Shut up!
03:28Lala, hurry up!
03:29Yes, sir.
03:30Before you shoot this innocent man,
03:33if you are a man, shoot me.
03:36What are you doing?
03:38Catch him!
03:43How dare you hit my children?
03:47Get up, dad!
03:49Kaka Bishno is the only one who doesn't hit a woman.
03:54If you don't hit a woman,
03:57she can hit you.
03:59Take this!
04:00Catch him!
04:01Catch him!
04:02Don't let him escape!
04:04He is a real cop.
04:06Remember one thing.
04:08I will teach you a lesson.
04:11Hurry up!
04:13Are you okay, sir?
04:15Be careful.
04:17Hurry up!
04:18Let's go.
04:27Sir, he is coming.
04:28Inspector sir is here.
04:29Inspector sir.
04:30Let's go.
04:31Let's go.
04:32Let's go.
04:33Let's go.
04:34Let's go.
04:35Be careful.
04:36Let's go.
04:38Inspector sir, be careful.
04:40Sir, your job is done.
04:43Now, let us do our job.
04:45Preet.
04:46Leave mom at home.
04:48Come to the police station.
04:51Go to the police station and tell your dad.
04:53You know that the inspector is with us.
04:56We are acting.
04:58Let's go.
04:59Hello, mister.
05:00How do you do?
05:01Stop it, mom.
05:02You are drunk.
05:03The drama is over.
05:04Let's go home.
05:05Control, sister.
05:06Control.
05:15I am hurt.
05:17Don't worry.
05:19When the boss wakes up, he will teach you a lesson.
05:24Go and see the boss.
05:26Okay, sir.
05:28You are drunk today.
05:32I don't know where the police is.
05:38Let's go.
05:39Let's see the boss.
05:46This is a theft case.
05:48Okay.
05:51Take him to the police station.
05:52Ask him to report to me.
05:53Okay, sir.
06:01Sir, hello.
06:03Hello.
06:04How are you?
06:05I am fine.
06:06Where is the inspector?
06:07He is inside.
06:08Open the door.
06:09Okay, sir.
06:12He is our man.
06:14Hello, sir.
06:15Eat food and drink lassi.
06:18Let me go.
06:20I will teach you a lesson.
06:23Don't worry.
06:24We will do a few scenes today.
06:27You just act.
06:29Which acting are you talking about?
06:31Jaya and Biru will teach you a lesson.
06:36Sir.
06:40He is still acting.
06:44Give him a lesson.
06:50Sir, he is slowly losing it.
06:54The inspector is still unconscious.
07:02Today, the Prime Minister finished his three days' tour.
07:06Now take a look at this hot news...
07:08Sir.
07:09Look at there.
07:11He's acting like a big shot.
07:18If he's really Vishnu, then who is he?
07:23Go and bring the ice.
07:25Until he doesn't come to his senses, the truth won't be revealed.
07:30Hurry up.
07:39Hurry up.
07:41Agree with me.
07:45Who are you?
07:48Where am I?
07:50Who are you?
07:52Who are you?
07:54What's the matter, Ustad?
07:56Where is my Rahul?
07:58Who are you?
08:00Are you mad? What's wrong with you?
08:02I'm not your Ustad.
08:04I'm the Sarpka Sarpanch, Dilesh Singh Prada.
08:06Sarpka Sarpanch?
08:08Yes.
08:11I did a shoot for a drama in the morning and now I'm on TV in the evening.
08:15Drama? What drama?
08:17Look at this.
08:20This is the same drama that my boys did for Sanayar's shop.
08:24Look, it's on TV.
08:30Uncle, I think this is a fake.
08:34I think so too.
08:36Do this. Search for it.
08:37Search for it.
08:39Wait a minute.
08:48What's your son's number?
08:519840-3663.
08:5336?
08:553663.
08:59How are you? Is your father okay?
09:02Sarpanch was angry.
09:04What else?
09:08Father's phone?
09:10But there's no phone in father's hand.
09:12Then where did the phone come from?
09:16Hello.
09:18Who is this?
09:20I'm your uncle.
09:22Chotu Vishnoy.
09:25Uncle Vishnoy's elder brother.
09:28Don't call me your elder brother.
09:30Call me Chotu.
09:32Shut up.
09:34Yes.
09:35Your father is in my custody.
09:40And listen to me carefully.
09:43If my boss doesn't reach within 24 hours..
09:50..then take your father's 24 pieces..
09:53..and city's 24 women along with you.
09:58And bring the sacks.
10:01And listen.
10:02Listen.
10:04Don't act smart.
10:07But where are we going to bring them?
10:09We'll tell you the time and place later.
10:12Hello.
10:14What happened?
10:16I think we've caught the real uncle Vishnoy.
10:19Our father is in their custody.
10:22That means we've really caught uncle Vishnoy.
10:25We've caught the real uncle Vishnoy.
10:27Now I understand.
10:30How the bullet went there.
10:32We tried to rob the real one.
10:35Yes.
10:37It's okay. Sit.
10:39We'll find a solution till morning.
10:42I know.
10:44Keep an eye on him.
10:47Don't let him run away.
10:51She's so beautiful.
10:53Why doesn't she do anything for me?
10:55I'll go to the dacoit's den.
10:56I'll go to the dacoit's den.
11:00The road is clear.
11:02And he's coming alone.
11:08Let's go.
11:11Let's go.
11:18Boss.
11:20Come here.
11:22No.
11:23I'm your boss's disciple.
11:25First send my father here.
11:28Stop.
11:30Send my boss here.
11:32Didn't you hear what he said?
11:34Send my father there.
11:36We'll send your boss here.
11:39Let's go.
11:43Do you know?
11:45My boss has given him the head of this dacoit.
11:50It was a good game to make money.
11:53But I lost it.
11:55It was a good game to make money.
11:58It was a good game to make money.
12:07She's so beautiful.
12:09Why doesn't she do anything for me?
12:11She's so beautiful.
12:13Why doesn't she do anything for me?
12:15Why doesn't she do anything for me?
12:17Don't make me angry.
12:19Don't make me angry.
12:21Give me a hug.
12:24You should also remember this.
12:26You should also remember this.
12:32What are you doing?
12:34Leave me.
12:41Do I look like a dacoit to you?
12:43Do I look like a dacoit to you?
12:45Do I look like a dacoit to you?
12:47He's not acting.
12:48He's not acting.
12:50But he is a dacoit.
12:52Look at him.
12:54Leave me.
12:56Leave you?
12:58I'm your boss.
13:00Open his head.
13:02I'm your boss.
13:04Open his head.
13:06I'll kill you.

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