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00:00Sir, Jail Minister's wife has come to meet you.
00:04Tulsidas, you are my...
00:07What?
00:08Why are you staring at me?
00:09Bring her in.
00:11There she is.
00:12Welcome, welcome.
00:13Hello, Manavdeep.
00:14This is my colleague, Mani.
00:15Hello.
00:16Mani.
00:17She is very small.
00:20Just kidding.
00:21Sit down, sit down, please.
00:24Order.
00:26Order.
00:28Order.
00:30You must have got a call from your uncle's office.
00:32I would have got a call.
00:33Then who are you to stop me?
00:35I mean, who can stop a journalist?
00:38Order.
00:39Call the General and Taseem, quickly.
00:41Then we will start the interview.
00:43What are you saying?
00:45I will call them.
00:46But first let them dress up.
00:48Why do they need to dress up?
00:49We are here to interview for the newspaper.
00:51No one is here to interview them.
00:53You are here to interview them.
00:55They want to go on their own.
00:56They don't want to go on their own.
00:57They want to go on their own.
01:02Actually,
01:03the humor of the policemen
01:04is to make people understand.
01:07This is the first time you have come to us.
01:09It is our duty to serve you.
01:11To make you happy.
01:12Tulsidas.
01:13Yes, sir.
01:14You have come from far away
01:16and brought hot jalebis.
01:19It won't take much time.
01:20Please order from the nearest shop.
01:22The nearest shop doesn't argue with us.
01:24We used to order food for 5-7 days a week.
01:27Now they think we are beggars.
01:29Tulsidas.
01:30Yes, sir.
01:31How are the girls?
01:32You don't move at all.
01:33Sir.
01:34Very good.
01:35Listen to me.
01:36Sir.
01:37Bring barfi and biscuits from the parlour.
01:39Not the parlour.
01:40The parlour is called G.
01:41Never call your father G.
01:43What do we need a parlour for?
01:45To give money, to run errands.
01:47It doesn't matter.
01:48Tulsidas.
01:49Yes, sir.
01:50Take rest.
01:52The jalebis will get cold.
01:53Yes, sir.
01:55Until the jalebis get cold,
01:56I won't let you go to jail.
01:58What?
01:59I mean, I won't let you go to jail.
02:03Come on.
02:04Let me show you the jail of Basi Pathana.
02:07This is the historical place
02:09where the martyr Sardar Bhagat Singh
02:11and Sardar Udham Singh used to sit.
02:13Sir, I have done an MA in history.
02:15And as far as I know,
02:16both the martyrs never came to this jail.
02:19Madam, it's possible
02:20that he was left out of his studies.
02:23Let me tell you what's inside.
02:25The Englishmen, the whites,
02:27they used to be very stubborn.
02:29They were always afraid of one thing.
02:32If their friends find out
02:34that they have been in this jail for two months,
02:36they can get them released at any time.
02:39That's why they used to hide them somewhere else.
02:42Sir, you are proving the students of history wrong.
02:45Is that so?
02:46That means the government has been lying to me.
02:50I told them to transfer me to this jail.
02:52I told them to cut my salary by Rs. 5000.
02:55But Jailor Jalawar Singh Jawal
02:57will serve in the jail of the martyrs.
02:59Mr. Jawal, your thoughts are very good.
03:02But I pity your I.Q.
03:04I pity the prisoners
03:06whom I have put my trust in
03:08for the past 19 years.
03:10Now you won't let us meet the general.
03:13Yes, we will.
03:14Why not?
03:15But before that,
03:16let's eat the sweets we got.
03:18Let's go.
03:25That's our car.
03:26That's the thief.
03:27Let's go.
03:28Hurry up.
03:29Stop.
03:33Stop.
03:36Stop, Uncle.
03:37Stop.
03:38That's the jeep guy.
03:41Let's go.
03:42We are here.
03:44General.
03:45General.
03:52Oh, please.
04:15We are running out of time.
04:16Let's find brother-in-law first.
04:17Until we find brother-in-law,
04:18we won't have tea.
04:19No.
04:24Brother-in-law.
04:36Just one jalebi.
04:37I don't eat a lot of sweets.
04:39What do you eat a lot?
04:40Let's order that.
04:42Actually, we are on a diet.
04:44That's why we don't eat.
04:45On a diet?
04:46Yes.
04:47Is this your age to be on a diet?
04:49Eat sweets.
04:50Be strong.
04:51You will get married tomorrow.
04:52You will have kids.
04:53For your kind information,
04:55you don't get kids by eating sweets.
04:57I know that.
04:58You get kids by eating sweets.
04:59Mr. Joel,
05:00how many times have you said this?
05:01Please.
05:03Call General and Taseem.
05:05Sure.
05:06Why not?
05:07Excuse me.
05:08Excuse me.
05:10Hello.
05:11JJJ speaking.
05:12Jai Hind, Sir.
05:13Sir, I was thirsty.
05:15I went to Taseem.
05:17General is with me, Sir.
05:20Why didn't you tell me?
05:21Have you ever been hungry?
05:23I already knew
05:25that these two fish are in jail.
05:28Sir, if you knew,
05:29you should have told me.
05:31I was hungry.
05:32Bahadur Singh,
05:33we will complain later.
05:35Try to understand.
05:37Okay, Sir.
05:38You just bring these two fish here.
05:41Sir,
05:42we don't want to eat fish.
05:43You just bring them here.
05:45Wait a minute.
05:47What are you doing?
05:49What can we do?
05:50We have to do something.
05:52We can't just hang around.
05:56Sir, Uncle told me.
06:00Who did Uncle tell?
06:01Not you, Sir.
06:02I told the police.
06:03Am I a thief?
06:05No, Sir.
06:06Uncle told me.
06:09You were also a kid.
06:10Let him go.
06:11Let him go.
06:12Come on.
06:13Come on.
06:14Let's go.
06:20The police are coming.
06:22Stop the police jeep.
06:25Stop. Stop. Stop.
06:27Stop.
06:29He is coming.
06:34Why did you stop him?
06:35Get out.
06:36Get out.
06:37Let me go.
06:38Let him go.
06:39Get out.
06:40We want to catch the thief.
06:44Why do you want to catch him, Brother?
06:46We are policemen.
06:50These days,
06:51there are a lot of fake policemen.
06:54Show me your I-card.
06:56I-card?
07:05I-card is fine.
07:08Now,
07:09can you show me your I-card?
07:11But there is no I-card in the newspaper.
07:14We are talking about me.
07:16You have an I-card, right?
07:18Yes.
07:19Let me show you.
07:20Show me.
07:21I-card.
07:23I think,
07:24by mistake,
07:25the kids went to school today.
07:27Okay. Okay.
07:28Don't waste our time.
07:30Let us go.
07:31How can we let you go?
07:33Who knows,
07:34we might be fake policemen.
07:36We believe that you are real policemen.
07:38Let us go now.
07:39One policeman shouldn't know about the other policeman.
07:42Look,
07:43this is our relationship.
07:44It's written here.
07:45We have to check the I-card.
07:47Blind faith will kill you.
07:49Yes.
07:50I will make you check the I-card today.
07:53But we have to send Chhote Bheem home.
07:55He is very strict.
07:57If he doesn't check his house,
08:00he doesn't get a bedroom.
08:03Mr. Johal.
08:04Yes.
08:05I want to report to my office.
08:07Please call both of them.
08:09Mr. Nadeem.
08:11I want to take your advice.
08:13I have a distant cousin.
08:16He has a son-in-law.
08:18I don't know if it's a boy or a girl.
08:21If you do it,
08:22maybe he will do it.
08:24He will do his B.A. in three years.
08:26I think,
08:28if he gets a post-graduation in journalism,
08:31he will make you a reporter.
08:33What do you think?
08:34I don't know if he will do his B.A. in three years.
08:36I don't know if he will do his B.A. in journalism.
08:38I don't know if he will become a reporter.
08:40You have two great reporters in front of you.
08:43You don't know anything about them.
08:45Mr. Johal.
08:46If you don't call them in five minutes,
08:48I will call uncle.
08:51Okay.
08:53If you had told me earlier,
08:55I would have arranged for the meeting.
08:57Amazing.
08:58I will call them now.
09:00Sorry.
09:01I was holding the stick.
09:03Mr. Ranjit Singh.
09:04What will we do if he gets a post-graduation?
09:08I don't know what to do.
09:10You think about yourself.
09:12Can I sit with you?
09:14Sir is here.
09:17The girls are on their knees.
09:19I don't know what to do.
09:21Sir.
09:22Talk to them.
09:24Give them time.
09:25The prisoners will come.
09:26Did you hear what Tulsi said?
09:28A P.P.S. officer has no limits.
09:32Sir, I think you should trust the girls.
09:35I don't trust them.
09:40I don't know what to do.
09:43I am in trouble.
09:47I don't know when they will come.
09:51Tulsi Das.
09:52Yes, sir.
09:54In the last month's murder case,
09:56the five prisoners,
09:58who were sentenced to life imprisonment,
10:00two of them were named Janel Te Trasim.
10:03That's the name.
10:06That's it.
10:08The girls asked us to name them Janel Te Trasim.
10:12They didn't ask us to name them Reha Janel Te Trasim.
10:24Okay.
10:25You are Janel and you are Trasim.
10:30You tell me.
10:31How do you feel when you are being released from prison?
10:38P.P.
10:40Is this a new third degree?
10:42No, no.
10:43I am really being released.
10:45I am being released.
10:47I am being released.
10:49I am being released.
10:51I am being released.
10:52I am being released.
10:53The government has forgiven you for your behavior.
10:59How do you feel?
11:00Feel?
11:02The government is crazy.
11:04This is what I was feeling.
11:07I have been here for 14 years.
11:0914 years.
11:10You are mistaken.
11:12You didn't come here for 14 years.
11:14The MLA here is his uncle.
11:18He has forgiven you for the rest of your life.
11:21What date is it today?
11:2213th April.
11:2413th April.
11:25And you are making me look like an April fool.
11:30P.P.
11:32If the feeling of being in prison is making you crazy.
11:37You tell me.
11:38How can we spend 14 years here?
11:40You are mistaken.
11:41The punishment is in Pandey.
11:43You will get us fined.
11:45We are not spending 14 years here.
11:47Which 14 years?
11:49You tell me.
11:50Which law says that you will get fined for slapping a girl?
12:02These people are so ignorant.
12:04They don't even care about the punishment.
12:06And the government is letting them go.
12:09Let uncle come.
12:10I will teach them a lesson.
12:13Why did you slap the girl?
12:15We killed her so easily.
12:17And she slapped us.
12:19He is the MLA's nephew.
12:21Maybe he is telling the truth.
12:23Maybe he is telling the truth.
12:24Are you listening to him?
12:25Tell me.
12:26Which country forgives the punishment of murder in a month?
12:30These leaders need people like us.
12:34Who can do anything.
12:36Maybe the MLA has made a mistake.
12:38And has forgiven us.
12:40Tomorrow you will be punished.
12:42You will be punished.
12:44Listen.
12:46It is better for us to rot in jail.
12:48Or else we will be left as the MLA's nephew.
12:51That is fine.
12:53But the slap that you gave the girl.
12:55What if she had told her uncle to cancel our apology?
13:00Buddy.
13:02She didn't get hurt by the murder.
13:05She didn't get hurt by the murder.
13:07She didn't get hurt by the murder.
13:09She didn't get hurt by the murder.
13:11She will get hurt by the slap.
13:14Slap?
13:15Yes.
13:16How is that possible?
13:18These two are so innocent.
13:20That they wake up early in the morning.
13:21And guard their seniors.
13:23They have made such an atmosphere in the jail.
13:25How can they slap?
13:26No, she is lying.
13:27Look at this.
13:28There is a scar on his face.
13:30Oh no.
13:31Mr. Naveeb.
13:32Please don't tell this to your uncle.
13:34He will get angry at the second party.
13:37What?
13:38Yes.
13:39Mr. Laliya.
13:40It's not his fault.
13:41It's all Salman Khan's fault.
13:43How is that possible?
13:44He slapped the reporters once.
13:46And all of them started doing the same thing.
13:48Sir.
13:49The jail minister is here.
13:51Tell him.
13:52Don't give me any more tension.
13:53He will say something else.
13:55He is already here.
14:09Sir.
14:10Come here.
14:11Yes, sir.
14:12Open the door quickly.
14:13Many people are waiting for you to open the door.
14:16Yes, they are.
14:17Sir, it's good that you came in a red car today.
14:20That's the trend in the political market.
14:22I know about the Karelu market.
14:24I had to reach there in a red car.
14:26Otherwise, I would have brought it.
14:27Oh no.
14:28If the opposition finds out about this.
14:30They will think that you are doing Karelu in a government car.
14:33Please talk to sister-in-law.
14:34I don't think she will talk to your sister-in-law.
14:37We will talk to the opposition.
14:38Because you can't be a bigger opposition than your sister-in-law.
14:41Let's go, sir.
14:42Moosa is afraid of death.
14:44And death is waiting for him.
14:46Tulsidas.
14:47Yes, sir.
14:48Send five to seven prisoners to the gate.
14:50And gather the rest in the barracks.
14:51Yes, sir.
14:52Do the same for the minister.
14:53He is waiting for you.
14:57Jai Hind, sir.
14:58Jai Hind.
14:59Congratulations on your engagement.
15:01Jalal Singh, congratulations on your engagement.
15:04Look.
15:05The two men you recommended to me.
15:07I got them released.
15:08Are you happy now?
15:09Yes, sir.
15:10I am happy.
15:11But you don't look like it.
15:13Actually, sir.
15:14The prisoners you are releasing.
15:16My love for them was so strong.
15:18That's why I am happy that they are going.
15:20Otherwise, it's not a big deal.
15:22How long will you be sad?
15:23Think of these prisoners as your daughters.
15:25All daughters have to go away one day.
15:27Sir, all daughters have gone away because of one kick.
15:30Then one day the house will be empty.
15:32If they are going to be saved.
15:33They will be saved for a few more years.
15:35If they are so sad.
15:36They will cancel their release.
15:37Keep your daughters with you.
15:39Sir, you are talking about daughters.
15:41I don't know if my daughters will stay with me till evening.
15:43What do you mean?
15:44Sir, I mean.
15:45Please.
15:46Welcome.
15:47Come.
15:51Sir.
15:52I don't know when I welcomed you.
15:54Hello, sir.
15:55Hello.
15:56How are you?
15:57Do you have any problem?
15:58I have one problem.
15:59I drank hot water.
16:00And my underwear is wet.
16:01Please get me a water cooler.
16:03But we got you a cooler last year.
16:05That was air-conditioned.
16:06Air should be cold.
16:07Yes.
16:08Then give them hot water.
16:10And make them sit.
16:11Let the water cool down.
16:12I have noted it down.
16:13I have noted it down.
16:14I am going to the widow's ashram.
16:16Let's start the function quickly.
16:17Sir.
16:18We can't start the function so soon.
16:20Why?
16:21Because they haven't discussed their feelings with you yet.
16:25They must be waiting for the dawn.
16:27Like they are waiting for their brother-in-law.
16:28I mean.
16:29If they haven't discussed their feelings with you yet.
16:31They will run away.
16:32So, please understand our helplessness.
16:35Uncle.
16:38If I am your distant uncle.
16:40That means I should stay away from you.
16:42Come closer and talk.
16:43Come.
16:45How was the interview?
16:46That's what I wanted to tell you.
16:48I have already told them.
16:49That our prisoners sometimes run away.
16:51Please forgive them.
16:52Forgive them?
16:53How can I forgive them?
16:55That was rude.
16:56Navi.
16:57A person runs away on his own.
16:58Prisoners in the jail are very irritable.
17:01Before that.
17:02I will go and calm them down.
17:03Okay.
17:04You will leave after seeing the release.
17:07If there is no release.
17:08They will leave after seeing our destruction.
17:09What?
17:10Oh, sorry.
17:11I thought it was Tulsi.
17:12You should have asked for 12 flowers to welcome her.
17:14I have asked for something else.
17:16It is still on the way.
17:17You will see it 15 minutes before.
17:18Okay.
17:25Enough.
17:28My fellow prisoners.
17:31First of all.
17:32I would like to congratulate you all on the release.
17:37The jailor told me.
17:38That you all want to share your feelings with me.
17:43Say it openly.
17:46Minister.
17:47Minister.
17:49Wait a minute.
17:50Let them come.
17:52Say it.
17:54Minister.
17:55We are ashamed of our mistakes.
17:57Please forgive us.
17:59Look.
18:00A human is a puppet of mistakes.
18:01If you get out of the puppet.
18:02Then the puppets will come here and blow.
18:04You accept your mistake.
18:06I am proud of this.
18:09Minister.
18:10The release that will take place today.
18:12Will it not be cancelled?
18:13Why will it be cancelled?
18:14In fact, I will do the release with my own money.
18:17So that the rest of the prisoners in the jail get excited.
18:20If the government behaves well today.
18:22Two prisoners can be released from the jail.
18:25And tomorrow four more can be released.
18:38Minister.
18:39Long live.
18:40Minister.
18:41Long live.
18:42Enough.
18:43Enough.
18:44Enough.
18:45Enough.
18:46Come on.
18:47Come on.
18:48Come on.
18:49The function has started.
18:50But the prisoners are still not here.
18:51Sir.
18:52I don't think I will get a promotion.
18:54But I don't even have a lockdown.
18:57Long live.
18:58Thank God you came.
18:59Sir, where are the two girls?
19:01I will ask this question.
19:02Where are the two girls?
19:03Sir, we saved them from the police.
19:05We sent them to the jail.
19:06Then where did they go?
19:07Couldn't you have brought them with you?
19:08Sir, we stopped for a while today.
19:10We wanted a necklace for brother-in-law's wedding.
19:13First let your brother-in-law come here and get married.
19:15Then he will give you the necklace.
19:16Jailor sir, what happened?
19:17Sir.
19:19I asked for a necklace for you.
19:20What kind of car was this?
19:21If you were late, I would have sent a courier.
19:25Come on.
19:26Start the function.
19:27Sir.
19:28If you want to go to jail, do a small favor.
19:31Bring a cow with you.
19:33Which cow are you talking about?
19:35I have brought three or four cows.
19:37They used to get stuck in my feet.
19:38Sir, that means you are against the Grow Green Movement.
19:41What is this?
19:42Sir.
19:43Sir, this is also an act of bringing a cow.
19:45You are giving a statement without thinking.
19:47Do one thing.
19:48Talk a little about the cows.
19:49And bring back the cow that we caught.
19:52Okay.
19:53I have heard that whatever happens, happens.
19:55But I have come to know that whatever happens, happens.
19:58Come on.
20:00Bring the cow.
20:01Bahadur Singh.
20:02Sir.
20:03Bring a cow.
20:04Cow?
20:05Yes.
20:06We have not brought a cow from jail.
20:08Bring some old cow.
20:10Just bring the cow.
20:11As soon as possible.
20:14Let me see.
20:15Move aside.
20:16Move aside.
20:18Did you find it?
20:20Sir, I have brought this old cow.
20:23Where did you get it from?
20:24I have never seen it in jail.
20:26Sir, I found it in your office.
20:29You fool.
20:30This is a fake cow.
20:31This is made of plastic.
20:32Sir, how will I know that this is made of plastic?
20:34Look at this.
20:35I have brought it with roots.
20:37He is putting make-up on top of the cow.
20:39He has brought it from the ground.
20:40Can't he smell it?
20:42Sir, I have brought it from the corner of Agarbatti.
20:44If anyone comes to know that this is a fake cow,
20:46I will slap him.
20:47Shut up.
20:48Bring the cow.
20:49Yes, sir.
20:50Bring it.
20:54Bring it.
20:55Bring it.
20:57Do you want to make it bigger with your hands?
20:59Yes, sir.
21:04The cow of my country.
21:06It smells like them.
21:07You smell like Agarbatti.
21:09Actually, when you were a kid, you loved cows.
21:12Believe me.
21:13Believe me.
21:14I had seen in the movie, Shaheed-e-Mahabat Boota Singh,
21:16that it was made of cow dung.
21:18But unfortunately, it was made of man.
21:20Please, sir.
21:21You bring the cow, sir.
21:22Come.
21:23We are getting late.
21:24Bring it, sir.
21:35Give him water.
21:37Sir, this cow doesn't need water.
21:39It is waterproof.
21:40But still, give him whatever you say.
21:52My dear prisoners,
21:54I promise you one thing.
21:56The one I brought today,
21:58before his birthday,
22:00I will release half of your prisoners.
22:04Then everyone will die here.
22:06Let's start the function.
22:07Let's go.
22:08Sir,
22:09I wanted to talk to you about something personal.
22:11What happened now?
22:12Sir, the prisoners we are releasing,
22:14I have a small request.
22:15Talk to sir and see.
22:16If we leave them at Vaisakhi's place on the 1st of May,
22:20it will be so good.
22:21Why?
22:22Both of them are farmers.
22:24Let's cut their land with the crops.
22:27Mr. Lahore Singh,
22:28this is not how the government works.
22:29Sir, try it once.
22:30It will be so good.
22:31If we leave them on Mother's Day,
22:33on Diwali,
22:34on Diwali night,
22:35on Diwali night,
22:36on Diwali night,
22:37on Diwali night,
22:38on Diwali night,
22:39on Diwali night,
22:40on Diwali night,
22:41We have to start the function.
22:42Let's go.
22:43Sorry, sir.
22:44Actually, I was thinking about the prisoners.
22:46He never thinks about me.