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Best Romantic Love Story Punjabi Scene, Jassi Gill, Gauhar Khan, New Punjabi Movie Scene

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00:00I'm not a bad guy.
00:16Getting married to a Gawande.
00:19I can't do any drama.
00:23If you get a house, you'll have to take care of the Gawande family.
00:27I'm not going with you.
00:28I don't want to go.
00:30Who told you that I'm going with you?
00:32I have my own standards.
00:34I don't want to go with you.
00:58You...
01:02You...
01:04You're a chicken.
01:08You'll always be a chicken.
01:10Really?
01:12Yes.
01:14You're a chicken.
01:16You eat seeds.
01:28You're a chicken.
01:36I'm ten steps ahead of you.
01:40I'll beat you up.
01:42You'll be stunned.
01:44I'll be stunned too.
01:46I'm a chicken.
01:48You're a chicken.
02:00You're a chicken.
02:04Look at me.
02:06I'm a chicken.
02:10You're a cat.
02:18HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:48HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
03:18I'm
03:48Foreign
04:18So
04:48So
05:18So
05:43Ah
05:48Ah
06:14Skin color
06:18His wife tortures him so much, she tortures him in such a way
06:22that the client next to me doesn't even realize that I'm in trouble.
06:26One minute, one minute.
06:27Either present the facts, or else the court's precious time will be wasted.
06:33Judge sir, I knew that I would have to present the evidence.
06:37That's why I'm here fully prepared. One minute.
06:40Look at this, Judge sir. What is this?
06:44This is a prawn.
06:46This is not a prawn, Judge sir. This is a time bomb.
06:50If a person eats such things every day, then the body will keep moving on its own.
06:53Who else would be standing here after eating parathas and bread?
07:01Okay, okay. Keep quiet, keep quiet. Keep quiet.
07:07Okay, you guys do this.
07:10From today, eat vegetables.
07:13Like radish, carrot, cauliflower, peas, bitter gourd, beetroot.
07:19If you eat fresh vegetables, then your complexion will shine again.
07:23Yes, understood? Okay?
07:26Now go and rest. Well done.
07:28Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.
07:30This is not justice.
07:32If you want to give him a leave, and he wants to give his client a leave,
07:34then give my client a leave as well.
07:36The law is equal for everyone.
07:39You too get a leave.
07:40Huh?
07:42That's strange.
07:43Today's generation is very fast.
07:47Come on.
07:48Now I'm going to take you two lawyers to court.
07:53You make a lot of files, don't you?
07:55Now I'm going to check your files.
07:59Huh? What's written here?
08:02Kiranbir sometimes rapes.
08:04Look, sir. Look at his hobby.
08:08Some people like to write.
08:10Some people like to paint.
08:11Some people like to go to the mountains.
08:13And you, sir?
08:14Sometimes he rapes.
08:17Oh, God!
08:18The earth doesn't allow me, sir.
08:21Sir, I'm also aware of this.
08:24Where is it written, sir?
08:25On which page is it written?
08:26See for yourself.
08:28You make the file.
08:30Oh, sir.
08:32Why are you accusing my little bird?
08:34It's not rape, it's rap. Sometimes he raps.
08:37R-A-P.
08:38Cut this out, sir.
08:40What is rap?
08:42What are you talking about, sir?
08:43These days, kids rap.
08:46Your kids must be rapping.
08:47I've never seen any kid rap.
08:52Daulat Singh!
08:54Have you ever seen a kid catch a pigeon from the roof of the house?
08:58There are some roofs
09:00where kids can easily catch a pigeon even without the walls.
09:04This is different.
09:06If you mess with Baba's case,
09:09I'll hit you so hard
09:11that you'll forget how to walk.
09:13Hey!
09:15What are you saying?
09:17Do you even know who you're talking to?
09:20I'll get down and slap you a few times.
09:23Don't shout!
09:24Or I'll put this case right here.
09:27No applause, no listening.
09:29Straight to the point.
09:32And when this diagram falls on someone,
09:35the person doesn't get up, but flies away.
09:46Yes?
09:47Sir, let me introduce you to rap.
09:51Yo, yo!
09:53A, B, C, D, I'm your daddy.
09:55I'll mess with you like a paddy.
09:57I'll bring a car, a small car.
10:00I'll bring a car, a small car.
10:02I'll grow up and find a pretty girl.
10:04A pretty girl.
10:06A pretty girl.
10:08A pretty girl.
10:10A pretty girl.
10:12Yo, yo!
10:14Sir, this is called rap.
10:16This is worse than rap.
10:18You thought so, sir.
10:20This is for young people.
10:22Listen to me.
10:24You can call me whatever you want.
10:26But don't make me feel like
10:29I'm not young.
10:31Daulat Singh always lives a young life.
10:33I can rap too.
10:37Sir, if you don't mind,
10:39I'd like to say that
10:41your age is a sign
10:43of your age.
10:45What are you talking about?
10:47Rap is not for you.
10:49Order, order, order.
10:51Order, order.
10:53I'm not going to rap.
10:56But Simba,
10:58I won't rap.
11:00If you don't rap...
11:05Order, order, order.
11:13Johnny, Johnny,
11:15Listen, buddy.
11:18Today I want to whack you.
11:20Tera pataka
11:22Johny Johny
11:24Sunve kaka
11:26Aaj mein paau
11:28Tera pataka
11:30Meh meh karda
11:32Roond phirenga
11:34Izzat te jad pu ghadaka
11:36Johny Johny
11:38Sunve kaka
11:40Kumega tu paake
11:42Diaper mara goli
11:44Mein sniper
11:46Dimaag tere nu saaf karanga
11:48Diaper marke vada viper
11:50Jada na tu banve chalu
11:52Gad dunj loose banake palu
11:54Khadke dekhu sara elaka
11:56Johny Johny
11:58Sunve kaka
12:00Aaj mein paau
12:02Tera pataka
12:04Johny Johny
12:06Sunve kaka
12:08Yo yo
12:10Daulat Singh
12:18Haan
12:20Keda andar lag gaya
12:24Aise judge di kursi te
12:26Main aave ni puch gaya
12:30Main bade okhe okhe
12:32Kisan de faisle kite
12:34Te karanga vi
12:36Par aise pati patni de
12:38Ajeebo gareeb case na faisla
12:40Shahid
12:42Sache paasha
12:44Wahe guru hi karenge
12:46Sat Naam
12:48Shree Wahe Guru

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