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00:01Tonight's Gamushara is...
00:03If I can do this, I'll be able to advance to Hollywood!
00:06Amazing!
00:07This time, his dream is big, and he's aiming to advance to Hollywood.
00:11He's challenging himself to make an attractive profile.
00:14However...
00:17He's struggling with a eel!
00:20He's swallowing a pear!
00:22Is this all for advancing to Hollywood?
00:26Iwahashi is broken!
00:28Eroic!
00:29Gamushara!
00:32The juniors enter the studio without being told anything.
00:36Suddenly, their height, weight, and strength are measured.
00:41Actually, this is a body measurement for a new profile.
00:46However, it wasn't just a normal profile.
00:55Hello, everyone.
00:57Your voice is so small!
00:59You don't have to have a star-like profile to be able to do dramas and variety shows.
01:07However, your profiles don't have the essential items that a producer needs.
01:14So, we'll fill in the essential items for your profiles.
01:20What's wrong?
01:22What's going on?
01:24Every talent has a profile.
01:27But, there's nothing special about it.
01:31So, this time, we're going to make an attractive profile that will make a Hollywood producer fall in love with it.
01:42First, we're going to make a profile.
01:45Eel Five-legged Mobility
01:48What's going on?
01:50We're going to fill in the essential items for your profiles.
01:56Jinguji Yuta
02:01Knight Yuta
02:06Kyoumoto
02:09Yasui
02:15The rest of you...
02:17What's going on?
02:19The rest of you will watch it in the studio.
02:22What's going on?
02:25What is Eel Five-legged Mobility?
02:29First, I'll explain the rules.
02:32Eel is going to move five eels to the next room by hand.
02:37The faster you do it, the faster Eel Five-legged Mobility will be.
02:41Is that a good thing?
02:42It's a good thing.
02:44The juniors are in doubt.
02:46But, the stupid host, Hanzawa, has a clear plan.
02:51If you have Eel Five-legged Mobility...
02:54What's that?
02:57We're going to make a commercial with an offer from an eel shop.
03:00No, no, no.
03:03And...
03:05The commercial will be a hot topic.
03:07Master Hamamatsu will appoint Eel Taishi.
03:10That's not going to be convenient.
03:13That's not going to happen.
03:15I happened to come to Shizuoka.
03:17I saw Spielberg.
03:20I went to Hollywood with Eel Two.
03:23Should we be surprised?
03:26Yes, let's be surprised.
03:31I want to meet Spielberg.
03:33First, Kyomoto-san.
03:36Are you going to pick up anything?
03:39Kyomoto Taiga is the top.
03:41Will he be able to show off his father's star quality?
03:45I like to eat.
03:51I love eels more than anyone else.
03:53I see.
03:55I'm going to wrap it up.
03:57I see.
03:58What's your goal?
04:00You only say, I see.
04:03What will it be?
04:07Do your best.
04:10That's a good pattern.
04:12That's good.
04:15I feel love for eels.
04:19That's amazing.
04:24His story is about to start.
04:2730 seconds have passed.
04:28Has it passed?
04:29It's getting rough.
04:34What's wrong?
04:36Be gentle.
04:39Do your best.
04:40There are two more.
04:41Go.
04:42You look like an eel.
04:46You look like an eel.
04:49You look like an eel.
04:52That's good.
04:54Do your best.
05:00Kyomoto's time is 1 minute 20 seconds.
05:04That's good.
05:08I don't know if his time is fast or slow.
05:12Next is Kishi.
05:17Do your best.
05:19That's fast.
05:24He was in a hurry.
05:2847 seconds.
05:29He finished early.
05:31Next is Jin.
05:37Do your best.
05:46He was not good at eel.
05:55He kept screaming.
05:593 minutes 28 seconds.
06:01He finished early.
06:05You look like an eel.
06:10Next is Yasui.
06:12He is not good at eel.
06:15Wait a minute.
06:20Do your best.
06:23Do your best.
06:25Do you know how eels feel?
06:27Do your best.
06:30Do your best.
06:32Do your best.
06:35Can he overcome his weakness?
06:45What is this?
06:48What are you doing?
06:50What are you doing?
06:52There are many.
06:54That's good.
06:56That's good.
06:59That's bad.
07:01Calm down.
07:04Wait a minute.
07:06Do your best.
07:08That's fast.
07:10He finished early.
07:1232 seconds.
07:14That's fast.
07:16I will put this on my profile.
07:19He was cool.
07:21He was cool.
07:23He was cool.
07:27Yasui is not good at eel.
07:29Yasui is not good at eel.
07:32If you are looking for a role to catch an eel, I recommend Yasui.
07:40What is next?
07:44This is the next item.
07:47What is it?
07:49What is this?
07:55The first person.
07:57Morita Miyuta.
08:01Takahashi Yu.
08:04Kyomoto Taiga.
08:08Kishi Yuta.
08:13What is this?
08:18I will explain the rules.
08:20Please wear this TANPAN without using your hands.
08:23The way to judge is to hide the cracks in your butt.
08:31Here is the announcement of the plan.
08:35The word TANPAN DAISU will be popularized.
08:42The word TANPAN will be popularized and be on the world's top.
08:50This is a Hollywood famous word.
08:53It's a word that leads to Hollywood.
08:55But this is not a zero-par.
08:57Everyone is angry.
08:59You are right.
09:01You are serious.
09:04They are all motivated.
09:06By the way, all four of them will do this at the same time.
09:09How is it? Can you do it?
09:12It's not about the image.
09:14I can do it.
09:18Time?
09:19Isn't it too early?
09:20What's wrong?
09:21You don't have to move your body.
09:22It's okay.
09:23It's just a simulation.
09:24Your neck seems to be in the way.
09:25Kishi-kun said earlier that his neck is in the way.
09:28It's not in the way.
09:33Do it like Pikmin.
09:40Something is coming out.
09:42I can't see anything.
09:45I can't see anything.
09:47It's in the way.
09:48It's in the way.
09:51Anyway, let's do it.
09:57It's basically the same.
09:58I see.
10:00It's totally different.
10:04Wow.
10:06Wait a minute.
10:10Fuu cleared it.
10:12Kyomoto is good.
10:17Kyomoto is not good.
10:19Kyomoto is not good.
10:21Kyomoto.
10:22Okay.
10:24Kishi is also good.
10:30I saw it. Okay.
10:32You were the most excited.
10:34You were the most excited.
10:36Kishi is also okay.
10:38I'm going to use my physical strength.
10:41Fuu is awesome.
10:42He cleared it.
10:43Really?
10:44I didn't know that.
10:45Tiger's strategy was totally bad.
10:48It was totally the same.
10:50It didn't go down at all.
10:51In the end, it was like this.
10:53Really.
10:54Hanzawa has a suggestion.
10:59It was funny.
11:00It's okay.
11:01The four of us.
11:02Why?
11:03Really?
11:04Iwabashi also cleared it.
11:06Who?
11:07Who is Iwabashi?
11:09I don't want to wear this.
11:13It's not good.
11:14It's not good.
11:15I'll do it.
11:16Let's do it.
11:17So, the four of them will challenge it.
11:21So, the four of them will challenge it.
11:27Okay.
11:31I feel like a spy.
11:32I feel like a spy.
11:34I was a little reluctant to wear it, but I'm excited.
11:39It's coming.
11:42It looks good on you.
11:43It looks good on you.
11:45You look like a loose character.
11:49You look like a different person from when I was in the show.
11:51You look like a different person from when I was in the show.
11:54You look like a loose character.
11:56Do you want to do it as it is?
11:57Do you want to do it as it is?
11:58I want to keep it at home.
11:59I want to keep it at home.
12:01It might not be useful.
12:03You might want to do it.
12:06It's good, but...
12:09He said that, but...
12:11Wait a minute, please.
12:15Has it increased?
12:16It's a system where I do it automatically.
12:18It's a system where I do it automatically.
12:19Everyone's momentum is different.
12:20Everyone's momentum is different.
12:21I'm not going to do it.
12:22I'm not going to do it.
12:24I'm sorry. I'm not going to do it.
12:25I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
12:28I'm sorry.
12:29I'm sorry.
12:30I'm sorry.
12:31Now, let's take a look at Iwahashi who is fighting back!
12:36Good, good!
12:40Iwahashi, Iwahashi!
12:41Iwahashi, do your best!
12:42Wait, wait, Jinguji!
12:43Jinguji is fast!
12:44Jinguji is fast!
12:45He's coming, he's coming!
12:47Look this way!
12:49OK!
12:50Yasui-kun!
12:52Yasui-kun is also OK!
12:54Iwahashi, do your best!
12:55He's fast!
12:56This is bad!
12:57Rei-yan!
12:58Rei-yan, a little more!
12:59Iwahashi, a little more!
13:00Iwahashi, do your best!
13:01Iwahashi, do your best!
13:02Iwahashi, do your best!
13:03That's Kyodai!
13:04That's Kyodai!
13:05Kyodai, do your best!
13:06Kyodai!
13:07Show your butt to the camera!
13:09Show your butt to the camera!
13:10Show it!
13:11Rei-yan!
13:12Show your butt to the camera!
13:13Rei-yan, a little more!
13:14Why? Why?
13:16Go go!
13:17Iwahashi, you're kinda...
13:19Like, erotic!
13:21Iwahashi somehow...
13:22Iwahashi somehow...
13:23The competition is different!
13:24It's different!
13:25I can do it too!
13:28Rei-yan!
13:29Reia, okay!
13:29I did it!
13:30Iwa- Iwaashi got it!
13:31Iwa- Iwaashi got it!
13:33Iwa- Iwaashi, come here!
13:34Rub it!
13:35You're supposed to rub it!
13:36You're supposed to rub it!
13:37You're supposed to rub it on the floor!
13:38Don't do that!
13:39I'll do it!
13:41Okay!
13:42Okay!
13:46Iwaashi, you've awakened!
13:49That was crazy!
13:50I was so surprised!
13:51That was strong.
13:52That was a good fight.
13:53But Jinguji and Yasui-kun were really fast.
13:55Yeah, they were.
13:56I don't know...
13:57I don't know what to say.
14:00Don't be so flustered!
14:02But he's really energetic.
14:04What's wrong?
14:05It's like...
14:06Oh no!
14:07Are you about to leak pee?
14:08My butt is itchy.
14:10That's it?
14:11That's it?
14:12That's it?
14:13It's going to leak.
14:15To all the underwear manufacturers who are thinking of a new commercial!
14:19If you want to finish filming smoothly,
14:24and if you want a sexy shot,
14:27we recommend Iwaashi!
14:30What's the next profile?
14:34The next profile is this!
14:38Okay.
14:39Ta-da!
14:40The other way around!
14:41The other way around!
14:42Ta-da!
14:43What was that just now?
14:44That was the water of confession!
14:45The power to eat a large piece of clothing from the forehead!
14:49We did it!
14:51We did it!
14:52We did it!
14:53We did it!
14:54Yuta's blood.
14:55Yuta's blood.
14:56Yuta vs Yuta.
14:57Yuta vs Yuta.
14:58Okay.
14:59The first one!
15:00Iwaashi Genki!
15:04Takahashi Yu!
15:08He was active just now.
15:09Nakamura Reia!
15:13The last one!
15:14Yasui Kentaro!
15:18The power to eat a large piece of clothing from the forehead!
15:20That's another weird profile.
15:22Now, let's explain the rules.
15:24Put the large piece of clothing on your forehead and eat it without using your hands.
15:28If the large piece of clothing falls,
15:30put it back where it was before you dropped it and restart.
15:34And, of course, the dream is...
15:37Here it is.
15:38If you can do this...
15:39Here's the official one.
15:40The official one.
15:41The Hanzawa official one.
15:43Win the performance audition show!
15:45That's where it goes wrong.
15:46That's where it goes wrong.
15:47That's where it goes wrong.
15:48The legendary novel that led to this success,
15:51Daifuku!
15:52The world will be in your hands!
15:54But!
15:55The best-selling movie is decided.
15:57The movie is decided.
15:58The Harry Potter movie!
15:59Amazing!
16:00I knew it!
16:01I knew it!
16:02You have a great dream about Harry Potter.
16:04I can't grab this chance.
16:06First of all, we...
16:07First of all, we...
16:08We just can't get out of it.
16:09We just can't get out of it.
16:10We just can't get out of it.
16:11Right?
16:12I think he's going to use it.
16:13I think he's going to use it.
16:14I think he's going to use it.
16:15I can't get out of it.
16:16Do you have any tips?
16:17Well, I guess it has to do with the facial muscles.
16:20Well, it's a game on how you셨어요 the facial muscles as a real idol.
16:24Ah, that's good.
16:25Sure.
16:26I see.
16:27I'll definitely use it in the ending.
16:28You will?
16:29And on how often do you challenge your tongue.
16:31Sure.
16:32Are you tired of that thought?
16:33I'm tired of it.
16:35The mountain that awakes at first.
16:38What will you successfully do?
16:41You can do it!
16:42Please turn up.
16:43You can do it.
16:45Then!
16:47Here I go.
16:49Okay.
16:51Good, good.
16:53You're doing good.
16:55A bit more.
16:57A bit more.
16:59A bit more.
17:01Good, good.
17:03A bit more.
17:05This is bad.
17:07It's not moving.
17:09It's not moving.
17:11So close.
17:13A bit more.
17:15A bit more.
17:19You can do it.
17:21You can do it.
17:23You can do it.
17:25You can do it.
17:27You can do it.
17:29You can do it.
17:31You did it.
17:331 minute 9 seconds.
17:35Isn't it good?
17:37I want to use these muscles,
17:39but I don't know how to use them.
17:41I see.
17:43You don't know how to use them.
17:45You don't know how to use them.
17:47But you learned how to use them, right?
17:49Yes, I did.
17:51I don't know how to use them.
17:53Next,
17:55Fuu Takahashi.
17:57He's very athletic.
17:59Yes, he is.
18:01Let's calm down.
18:03Let's calm down.
18:05Here I go.
18:07Fuu can do anything.
18:09How about this?
18:11It's moving.
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18:25It's moving.
18:27It's moving.
18:29It's moving,
18:31but it's not moving at all.
18:33It's moving.
18:35It's moving.
18:37It's moving.
18:39It's moving.
18:41It's moving.
18:43A little bit more.
18:45It's moving.
18:47Wow.
18:49It's amazing.
18:51A little bit more.
18:53A little bit more.
18:55You can do it.
18:57It's moving.
18:59It's moving.
19:01A little bit more.
19:03I've seen this before.
19:05You're wrong.
19:07Okay.
19:1150 seconds.
19:13You're fast.
19:15I've seen a new move.
19:17It vibrates like this.
19:19As expected of Fuu.
19:21He developed a new move.
19:23Next is Reia.
19:25Why is he not motivated?
19:27He said he doesn't want to get dirty.
19:29He said he doesn't want to move his bangs.
19:31I have to move them.
19:33I'm so nervous.
19:35Can he keep his bangs?
19:39You can do it.
19:41You're fast.
19:43It's dirty.
19:47You can't do that.
19:49You can't do that.
19:51You can do it.
19:53Use your facial muscles.
19:55You can do it.
19:57You can do it.
19:59You can't do that.
20:01Why are you trying to eat it?
20:03You can't do that.
20:05I love this.
20:07I love this.
20:11It just came into my mouth.
20:17Time's up.
20:19How was it?
20:21I remember this side.
20:25I'll give you an egg.
20:27I'll give you an egg.
20:29I'll give you an egg.
20:31Next is Yasui.
20:33He was the best at moving 5 eels.
20:35Who is he?
20:41Don't open your eyes.
20:43Don't open your eyes.
20:45Close.
20:47You have to move your right face.
20:49You have to move your right face.
20:51You have to move your right face.
20:53You haven't opened your mouth yet.
20:55You haven't opened your mouth yet.
20:57Where is Daifuku?
20:59Where is Daifuku?
21:01He hasn't opened his mouth yet.
21:03Close.
21:05Move your right face.
21:07Good.
21:09Move your mouth.
21:11Move your mouth.
21:13Move your mouth.
21:15Move your mouth.
21:17You can do it.
21:19You can do it.
21:21Close.
21:23My mouth might be small.
21:25You can do it.
21:27You can do it.
21:29You can do it.
21:31You can do it.
21:33Time's up.
21:35He's fast.
21:37He's like a hamster.
21:39How was it?
21:41It was a bit slow.
21:43It's hard to keep the time.
21:45It's hard to keep the time.
21:47It's hard.
21:49It's hard.
21:51It depends on how you do it.
21:53Can I see it?
21:55What?
21:57That's not right.
21:59Kishi has been talking big for a while.
22:01Kishi has been talking big for a while.
22:03Kishi has been talking big for a while.
22:05He doesn't take a long time.
22:07He doesn't take a long time.
22:09That's what I mean.
22:11What is Kishi's ability?
22:17He's like a vibration.
22:19He's like a vibration.
22:21He's like a vibration.
22:25He's good.
22:27Calm down.
22:29I'm a master.
22:31I'm a master.
22:33He can do it.
22:35He can do it.
22:37He's a master.
22:39He's a master.
22:41He's a master.
22:43He's happy.
22:4522 seconds.
22:4722 seconds.
22:49You have to take in good stuff right away.
22:51You have to take in good stuff right away.
22:53You have to take in good stuff right away.
22:55All right.
22:57Yes, master key words.
22:59Master key words.
23:01Producers.
23:03Genius please look forward to it.
23:07Their nominations are coming up.
23:11Next week.
23:13You can only do it.
23:15It hurts! It hurts!
23:17Next time on The Profile Battle, Part 5!
23:20It hurts! It hurts!
23:21The super long udon, Part 9!
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