I'll Teach My Dog 100 Words

  • 2 days ago
by Michael Frith
illustrated by P.D. Eastman
Transcript
00:00I'll teach you my dog 100 words.
00:14By Michael Frith.
00:15Illustrated by P.D. Eastman.
00:18I'll teach my dog 100 words.
00:22The first six words I'll teach my papa.
00:26Dig a hole.
00:27And fill it up.
00:29I'll teach him.
00:31Walk and run and then catch a ball.
00:34Now that makes ten.
00:36And Mr. Smith who lives next door will say.
00:40That's great.
00:42Can you teach him more?
00:44And then I'll teach him bark and beg and wag your tail and shake a leg and wash your ears
00:49and wash your toes and scratch your head and blow your nose.
00:53Then Mr. Smith will tell Miss Brown.
00:56This is the smartest dog in town.
00:59I won't stop there.
01:01No, not at all.
01:03I'll teach him big.
01:05I'll teach him small and fat and thin and short and tall.
01:10And dark.
01:12And light.
01:13And day.
01:14And night.
01:16And then Miss Brown will call Miss May.
01:19Come over right away.
01:21She'll say.
01:23This dog is learning chase the cat and climb the tree and things like that.
01:28Then we will give them more to see.
01:31Eat your food and follow me.
01:34Well.
01:35We're up to 43.
01:37I'll teach him red and blue and green.
01:40The smartest dog we've ever seen.
01:43I'll teach him orange purple pink.
01:46That makes 49.
01:49I think.
01:50Then Miss May will call Mayor Mia.
01:53She'll call.
01:55Please hurry over here.
01:57And then for Mr. Meet the Mayor.
02:00I'll teach my dog.
02:02Now paint the chair.
02:04Paint the road from here to there.
02:07Paint Uncle Abner's underwear.
02:09But have a case.
02:12Don't paint the mayor.
02:14Then Mr. Mia the mayor will say.
02:16I'll make today a holiday.
02:19And everyone will come to see my amazing dog and me.
02:23We'll show them skate and kick the stone.
02:26Jump the fishbowl.
02:28Bring the bone.
02:30Chew the boot.
02:32And hold the phone.
02:34Cut the grass.
02:35Shine my shoe.
02:37Comb your hair.
02:39And clean the zoo.
02:41Now brush the bear.
02:43That's 82.
02:45But that's not all my dog will do.
02:47He'll tickle the pig and kiss the goose.
02:50He'll feed the mouse and mop the moose.
02:54He'll toot a bugle.
02:56Beat a drum.
02:58He'll stand on Uncle Abner's thumb.
03:01And then I'll teach him sing with the birds.
03:04Now tear.
03:06That makes 100 words.
03:08My dog will learn those 100 words
03:11and how my friends will cheer.
03:13I'll teach my dog those 100 words.
03:16I think I'll start next year.
03:19The end.