IT...CAN...BE...DONE !! ИнКенБидон...
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00:00Let me introduce you to the optimist of taximetry, Shisho Bakshisho!
00:26Hello, Shisho!
00:29Be happy, children! Life is joy and so on!
00:33Why are you wearing glasses now? Can't you see?
00:37I was driving at night on Faro, with Sashik and Bakhta.
00:41Why are you wearing glasses?
00:44Why do you want to raise taxes?
00:47In can be done!
00:49What was that? I can be done!
00:52In can be done is some kind of...
00:54No, that's what Reagan said!
00:56It can be done!
00:58It can be done, not in can be done!
01:00In can be done! Everything can be done!
01:02In can be done is something else!
01:04In can be done, right?
01:06What does in can be done mean?
01:08Everything is possible!
01:10What does it mean for Reagan to be in my place?
01:12To drive 12 hours a day?
01:14To have two cars? Is everything possible?
01:17Who sends you the money?
01:19Don't talk to me about that!
01:21I'll kill Slavchuk!
01:23Why do you want to raise taxes?
01:25What?
01:27Why do you want to raise taxes?
01:29In can be done, Slavchuk!
01:31What do you mean?
01:33I raise everything, my boy!
01:36I raise prices, I raise taxes!
01:38Then you raise blood,
01:40they make a monument for you,
01:42like on Hanna Sparrow!
01:44I like that monument!
01:46Rosen is very smart, my boy!
01:48Why?
01:50It's good for me when someone dies to raise a monument!
01:52I want to be raised by me when I die!
01:53There is no monument here!
01:57I see that you understand economics.
01:59Do you think there is inflation at the moment?
02:01In can be done!
02:03How can there be no inflation, my boy?
02:05I'll give you a simple example.
02:09Yesterday I sold my taxi.
02:12Which taxi?
02:14It cost 1,500, but I sold it for only 300!
02:17So I have 800 left!
02:20That's how it is, my boy!
02:21You don't want to go back with the money,
02:23and tomorrow you're on the front foot!
02:25That's it!
02:27In can be done!
02:29In can be done!
02:31In can be done!
02:33It can be done!
02:35Is it done or done?
02:37Done, done!
02:39How did you think the price of a kilometer would be cheap?
02:42What?
02:44How did you think the price of a kilometer would be cheap?
02:48In can be done!
02:50It's very simple, my boy!
02:52It's very easy to calculate, and very fast!
02:54Two kilometers per mile is 20.
02:57In a roundabout, it's exactly 5 levs, right?
03:00Two kilometers per mile is 20, so it's 5 levs!
03:02If the prices of the taxi drivers are increased,
03:04will you stop paying the customers?
03:06Why?
03:10I don't think so!
03:12Really?
03:14Do you know what a customer would say?
03:16What?
03:17I've been sitting here for 10 minutes,
03:19and the light in front of me tells me
03:21that we've passed 7 kilometers!
03:23And I say, my boy,
03:25don't you know that the Earth is spinning?
03:27Am I right?
03:29Thank you, enjoy your life,
03:31enjoy your happiness,
03:33and at the most,
03:35leave a monument next to me!
03:37Okay, do you believe that the taxi drivers
03:39want to pay even less for a suitcase and a child?
03:41In can be done!
03:43It's true, my boy!
03:45But we think about the people!
03:47You put a child in a suitcase
03:49and you spend only 7 levs!
03:51Okay, do your job!
03:53How are you in the family?
03:55What?
03:57I beg your pardon, how are you in the family?
03:59Oh, you're asking about Nadenitsa!
04:01I beg you, Jojan!
04:04Okay,
04:06how are you in the family?
04:08Everything is fine,
04:10everything is in order!
04:12My wife, Minka, the circus,
04:14you know her, right?
04:15What?
04:17Why?
04:19Because I didn't ask her,
04:21I gave her the documents in her name!