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00:00:00Oh, perfect.
00:00:29I am starving.
00:00:30What's that?
00:00:31It's a telephone, Ms. Wilshire.
00:00:32The call is urgent.
00:00:33Oh.
00:00:34Apparently, you are not picking up your telephono.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36June, have you read my messages?
00:00:37Michael, no.
00:00:38We catch up on our monthly call.
00:00:39Everything else in between is just you handling boring money stuff.
00:00:40Well, I've been trying to reach you.
00:00:41There's been a crypto crash.
00:00:42I'm sorry.
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00:00:55I'm sorry.
00:00:56I'm sorry.
00:00:57I'm sorry.
00:00:58There's been a crypto crash.
00:00:59Oh, no.
00:01:00Listen, you need to get back to New York.
00:01:04Michael, you know I haven't been stateside in autumn since I was, like, 14.
00:01:08Yeah, I know, ever since you took over your family's fortune.
00:01:11But June—
00:01:12You know this.
00:01:13My schedule.
00:01:14September, Greece.
00:01:15Then Christmas in Gstaad.
00:01:16Then Carnival in Buenos Aires.
00:01:17And then home when the Hamptons are open.
00:01:18I know your usual schedule.
00:01:19Are the Hamptons open early?
00:01:20No.
00:01:21Well, then.
00:01:22I'm sorry.
00:01:23I'm sorry.
00:01:24I'm sorry.
00:01:25I'm sorry.
00:01:26I'm sorry.
00:01:28I'm sorry.
00:01:30Look, here's the thing, kid.
00:01:32This isn't a request, okay?
00:01:34You need to get here.
00:01:35Now.
00:01:36Wow.
00:01:37Hey, Tyler, best assistant ever.
00:01:58Apparently this is urgent.
00:01:59I mean, I can never tell with Michael.
00:02:03Um, you've lost everything.
00:02:07Lost and everything.
00:02:10I'm not really connecting the two.
00:02:13Wait.
00:02:14I'm supposed to read this to you.
00:02:19You've lost everything.
00:02:22No private jets, no yachts, no cars, no houses, no designer shoes, no designer bags.
00:02:30What do I need to do?
00:02:31Sell a hotel or something?
00:02:32All your assets are frozen.
00:02:33I mean, look.
00:02:34The entire hotel chain, the Hamptons house, the La Coma Villa, the Paris flat, your bank
00:02:39account, stock portfolios, your home safe contents, cash, jewelry, blah, blah, blah.
00:02:45Boring.
00:02:46Oh, also...
00:02:47No, no, no, no, not my credit cards.
00:02:55I'm just following instructions.
00:02:58I'm worth a fortune.
00:03:08This is ridiculous.
00:03:09You were worth a fortune?
00:03:14Past tense?
00:03:17Past tense.
00:03:19What am I supposed to do?
00:03:23Uh-oh.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:36Oh, yeah.
00:03:38Um, I'm gonna need to take that as well.
00:03:41But, um, you get to keep this.
00:03:46Analog's the new cool, or whatever.
00:03:51What is this?
00:03:54It's prepaid.
00:03:56Uh-huh.
00:03:57Some good news.
00:03:58You get to keep your grandpa's tow car.
00:04:02Yay.
00:04:03Oh, and some old aunt, or somebody who died, gave you this.
00:04:09My Aunt Bertie?
00:04:11Sure.
00:04:13Oh.
00:04:15Well, listen.
00:04:18I know this is brutal, but there is a bright side to all this.
00:04:22A bright side?
00:04:28Sorry.
00:04:30I've got nothing.
00:04:33I've got nothing.
00:05:04I've got nothing.
00:05:07I've got nothing.
00:05:10I've got nothing.
00:05:13I've got nothing.
00:05:16I've got nothing.
00:05:19I've got nothing.
00:05:22I've got nothing.
00:05:25I've got nothing.
00:05:28Work it, work it, work it, work it.
00:05:30Work it, work it, work it, work it.
00:05:32Work it, work it, work, work, work it.
00:05:45Wake up, Princess.
00:05:46Ugh.
00:05:51Hi.
00:05:52You can't park here.
00:05:55Your palace is being towed.
00:05:57My palace?
00:05:59Is it even street legal?
00:06:01Okay, okay.
00:06:03You got two minutes.
00:06:13Hi.
00:06:15Lady,
00:06:17unless those are full of diamonds, stop right there.
00:06:19Well, they're not filled with diamonds,
00:06:21but they are full of designer gowns.
00:06:23We don't buy that kind of stuff.
00:06:25You have to see them, though.
00:06:27I mean, look at this.
00:06:29This is stunning.
00:06:31I mean, this is right off the runway in Milan.
00:06:33I'll give you 50 bucks for the necklace.
00:06:35But the necklace?
00:06:37This was my aunt's.
00:06:39So don't sell it.
00:06:55Oh.
00:07:01Whatever is in this box
00:07:03is gonna be a total lifeline for me.
00:07:05I mean, I am sleeping in my car.
00:07:07Well, I was sleeping until it got towed.
00:07:09It's a long story.
00:07:11My dad's entire family fortune?
00:07:13Gone.
00:07:15Actually, it's kind of a short story.
00:07:17Anyway, this box belonged to my aunt.
00:07:19She passed away a few months ago,
00:07:21but it was actually my aunt on my mom's side,
00:07:23so my sincere condolences,
00:07:25but we can only let you have a short time in here.
00:07:27Other customers are waiting.
00:07:29Right. Yeah. Thank you.
00:07:31Okay.
00:07:37We got...
00:07:41a house.
00:07:43A house! Yes!
00:07:45Oh!
00:07:47Oh, thank you, Aunt Verdi.
00:07:49You are the best.
00:07:51Hi, Mother.
00:07:53I knew that this nightmare was gonna be over, right?
00:07:55Here I come.
00:07:57Greenville.
00:07:59Greenville. That's cute, right?
00:08:01Hmm. I wonder what Aunt Verdi's staff is like.
00:08:03They'll be thrilled to have you, I'm sure.
00:08:05Oh, thanks.
00:08:13Greenville, here I come.
00:08:21Hmm.
00:08:25Hmm. Let's see.
00:08:311824 Apple Orchard Lane.
00:08:33This must be it.
00:08:39Hello?
00:08:41Hello?
00:08:47Hmm.
00:08:51A pig?
00:08:53In the house?
00:08:55That's Jillian.
00:08:57She lets herself in sometimes.
00:08:59She comes and goes.
00:09:01Can I help you?
00:09:03Oh, yes.
00:09:05Yes, you can, actually.
00:09:07My bags are outside, and if you could just show me
00:09:09to the largest bedroom with an en suite,
00:09:11I'm dying for a shower.
00:09:13I'm... I'm sorry.
00:09:15Maybe I should rephrase.
00:09:17Who are you?
00:09:19You've heard of me. I'm June Waltshire.
00:09:23Verdi's niece.
00:09:25Oh, of course. Yes.
00:09:27Verdi's niece.
00:09:29Nice to meet you. I'm Bart.
00:09:31Oh, well, pleasure to meet you, Bart.
00:09:33That's you, right?
00:09:37C'est moi, oui.
00:09:39French?
00:09:41You know, a little here and there.
00:09:43I never saw you
00:09:45at Verdi's celebration of life.
00:09:47Yeah, you know,
00:09:49I don't think I saw you there, either.
00:09:51Although the Waldorf was quite packed that evening.
00:09:55The Waldorf?
00:09:57The Astor Ballroom?
00:09:59It was at the Pub at Greenville.
00:10:01Oh.
00:10:05Seems there were two celebrations.
00:10:07Anyway, I'm
00:10:09very glad you're here.
00:10:11You are? Yes.
00:10:13Yeah, I am gonna need some things from town,
00:10:15so I'll just write up a quick little shopping list for you.
00:10:17I do have some dietary restrictions,
00:10:19so I'm thinking like a vegan,
00:10:21gluten-free wrap for lunch.
00:10:23No watercress, no mushrooms,
00:10:25no onion. I think there's been
00:10:27a bit of a misunderstanding here.
00:10:29Oh.
00:10:31Here I go again, stepping on toes.
00:10:33I'm so sorry. You have your process,
00:10:35obviously, and you'll learn my preferences
00:10:37as we go.
00:10:39I'm gonna go,
00:10:41but fair enough to meet you, June.
00:10:43Oh,
00:10:45I'll go get my bags, of course.
00:10:47It's always a pleasure to meet the staff,
00:10:49so nice to see you.
00:10:51The staff?
00:10:55I am not the staff.
00:10:57I'm Birdie's neighbor.
00:11:01I run the organic farm next door
00:11:03with my sister, Nina.
00:11:05Birdie was a friend, and
00:11:07I promised her that I would take care of the land
00:11:09and the animals while she was...
00:11:11her estate was being sorted.
00:11:15So you're Birdie's neighbor?
00:11:17Correct.
00:11:19Not her staff?
00:11:21No.
00:11:23Not even her handyman?
00:11:25Nope.
00:11:27Awkward.
00:11:29I just assumed because, you know,
00:11:31you were in the house and, you know,
00:11:33familiar with the pig situation.
00:11:35You assumed wrong.
00:11:37I see.
00:11:39I bet you're handy, though.
00:11:41Still awkward.
00:11:43Okay, I'm, uh...
00:11:45I'll see you around, June.
00:11:47Yeah, all right.
00:12:07At least he's a gentleman.
00:12:25Hi! You must be June.
00:12:27I'm Nina,
00:12:29Bird's sister.
00:12:31Yes, I met Bart earlier.
00:12:33I heard. You know, I'm getting him
00:12:35one of those butler tuxedos for his birthday.
00:12:37Very funny.
00:12:39Oh, it is. It's really funny.
00:12:43Yeah, I...
00:12:45I guess you're right. It was a little funny.
00:12:47Nice to meet you, Nina.
00:12:49Oh, that is way too formal
00:12:51for Greenville. Bring it in.
00:12:53Oh, what? Oh.
00:12:55We're hugging now. Okay.
00:12:57That's nice.
00:12:59I'm a hugger.
00:13:01Oh, I just wanted
00:13:03to say I'm so sorry about your family
00:13:05fortune not being
00:13:07so fortunate.
00:13:09In all
00:13:11seriousness, I... I feel for you.
00:13:13You do?
00:13:15Of course.
00:13:17Your whole world must be turned upside down.
00:13:19Look, I'm a farmer.
00:13:21You know, sometimes
00:13:23it doesn't rain for a
00:13:25long time.
00:13:27But then it does.
00:13:29Life gets better.
00:13:31Always gets better.
00:13:37Look,
00:13:39I'm gonna let you get settled, and
00:13:41once you're ready, come on over.
00:13:43I'll make some coffee.
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:51Well, hello there, Jillian.
00:13:53You come here often?
00:13:55Oh, I know
00:13:57that look. That is the look
00:13:59of me after a night clubbing in SoHo.
00:14:01Hungry.
00:14:03Let's see if we can rustle
00:14:05you up something around here.
00:14:07Oh. Hey.
00:14:09Hey. Brought you a list of chores.
00:14:11I know who was on Jersey Shore.
00:14:13Thank you very much. No, uh,
00:14:15chores. As in things to keep
00:14:17the animal and barns humming. Right.
00:14:19Of course.
00:14:21Look, I'm really sorry if we got off
00:14:23on the wrong foot. Um,
00:14:25I didn't mean to be impolite. It's just
00:14:27my life has taken a turn this week, and
00:14:29not for the better.
00:14:31I'm sorry, too. I, uh,
00:14:33wasn't expecting you.
00:14:35Thanks for carrying
00:14:37my bags. No problem.
00:14:39All right. Well,
00:14:41here you go.
00:14:47Move.
00:14:49Where do we start?
00:14:51Uh, follow me.
00:14:53Okay. Yeah.
00:14:55We basically just make our rounds and get some feed.
00:15:03I thought you could use a four squared.
00:15:05Huh. Bertie used to call a meal
00:15:07a four squared. That's right.
00:15:09So, tell me something.
00:15:11How did Bertie manage
00:15:13all of this? Every time
00:15:15Bertie came to visit us in the city, she was
00:15:17the most ladylike. You know, very
00:15:19dainty and made up.
00:15:21But she obviously did quite a bit
00:15:23of farm work around here, too. Oh, she
00:15:25ran this place like a pro.
00:15:27My dad taught her everything you knew, which
00:15:29was a lot, and she soaked it up.
00:15:31She loved living off the land.
00:15:33Yeah.
00:15:35She loved taking care of me, too.
00:15:37That's who she was. Yeah.
00:15:39And, you know,
00:15:41I was 14 when
00:15:43the whole family legacy got left to me.
00:15:45I mean, who wouldn't want the
00:15:47homes and the cars and the hotels, right?
00:15:49Yeah.
00:15:51Me.
00:15:53All I wanted was a hug from my mom, you know?
00:15:55Sounds like
00:15:57you would've been lost without Bertie.
00:15:59Oh, that is absolutely right.
00:16:01Yeah, Bertie really taught me to
00:16:03stick up for myself.
00:16:05I should've
00:16:07come out here more often, made more
00:16:09of an effort. But I think she
00:16:11wanted to make sure you had your space.
00:16:13Grew up on your own.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17She talked about you all the time.
00:16:19What news, accomplishments you made.
00:16:21Oh,
00:16:23you mean my broken engagements
00:16:25and terrible costume gala
00:16:27looks?
00:16:29Well,
00:16:31imagine it wasn't easy growing up in the eye of the media.
00:16:35You have no idea.
00:16:37You know, when you're
00:16:39growing up and a picture of you doing
00:16:41something stupid can feed
00:16:43a paparazzo's family for an entire month,
00:16:45you were never far from their legs.
00:16:49You know, your grandmother grew up in the house.
00:17:13I don't know.
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00:19:05you know,
00:19:07I mean, they were amazing, but they were always
00:19:10traveling all over, you know, dealing with the hotels
00:19:13and the management and the openings,
00:19:16and then they were gone.
00:19:19They must have been so young.
00:19:24Well, enough about my poor little rich girl story.
00:19:28What's, uh, what's your story, Mr. Handyman Bart?
00:19:32Uh...
00:19:34Not much to tell, really.
00:19:37I grew up here, went away to school,
00:19:40and I came back, my sister and I,
00:19:42and we took over the farm after my dad passed.
00:19:46And that's it?
00:19:48I mean, come on, you seem like such a renaissance man.
00:19:52Everybody's got some dreams, right?
00:19:55You want to share?
00:19:58Sustainability.
00:20:00See, I watched my father and my grandfather
00:20:02struggle to make a living off the land.
00:20:04They were just always fighting it.
00:20:06My sister and I thought if we gleaned into nature,
00:20:09nurtured it, tried to farm organically,
00:20:11then we'd have a better shot at keeping this place running.
00:20:17Anyway, I should let you get some rest,
00:20:19because you have a lot to do tomorrow.
00:20:21Oh, um, so I have to do all of this tomorrow?
00:20:25No, not just tomorrow.
00:20:27Every day.
00:20:29Every day?
00:20:31But tomorrow we're going to town.
00:20:33Well, what do I wear to town?
00:20:36Whatever you want.
00:20:37Just, uh, bring a smile.
00:20:53All right.
00:20:54We always start the shopping at the feed and seat.
00:20:56Oh, okay.
00:20:57What do we get there?
00:20:58Cappuccinos?
00:21:00No, it's not for us.
00:21:02It's for the animals.
00:21:04Oh, right.
00:21:06Are there any, um, people feeding places around here?
00:21:09Sure.
00:21:10Yeah, yeah.
00:21:11There's Betty's Diner, Thompson's Bar,
00:21:13Joyce's Cafe.
00:21:15Pretty much all three have the same menu.
00:21:18So no sushi?
00:21:19No.
00:21:20No, we're, uh, we're landlocked.
00:21:22How do you people live?
00:21:24Most of us grow and make our own food.
00:21:26Kind of like Nina and I with our honey.
00:21:28Oh, artisanal.
00:21:29I'll have to try some sometime.
00:21:31I think I can make that happen.
00:21:33As usual.
00:21:35I see you're making friends wherever you go, Bart.
00:21:38Dottie.
00:21:39Delightful as ever.
00:21:41Delightful?
00:21:43Bart Hudson, you are a flirt.
00:21:47Dear, I see you have gotten yourself some surly company.
00:21:51The ladies of Greenville are having an autumn high tea
00:21:54this afternoon, should you want to join.
00:21:56Oh, well, that sounds lovely.
00:21:58June, where are my manners?
00:22:00Let me formally introduce you to Dottie Cartwright.
00:22:03She was your Aunt Bertie's...
00:22:06rival?
00:22:07I guess would be the right word.
00:22:09Oh, Bart, number one rival would be more accurate.
00:22:14Wait.
00:22:17You're Bertie's niece?
00:22:19Yes, yes.
00:22:20Pleasure to meet you, June.
00:22:22Your aunt and I went head-to-head every year
00:22:25at the Harvest County Fair.
00:22:28Though sad to share, I trounced her royally
00:22:31in the blue ribbon rounds.
00:22:33I seem to remember Bertie winning
00:22:35six blue ribbons last year.
00:22:37Oh, what does it matter?
00:22:39I don't have any competition worthy of my skills
00:22:41this year, either.
00:22:44That's a little harsh there, Dottie, don't you think?
00:22:46I call him like I see him.
00:22:49I hope you don't have any delusions
00:22:52of competing in the fair.
00:22:54Competing? No.
00:22:56First I'm hearing about this little fall fair thing.
00:22:58Looks to me like you belong on a yacht
00:23:00somewhere in the middle of the ocean.
00:23:02There's no way in green acres
00:23:04you could bake an edible pie.
00:23:07Never mind win a pie-baking contest.
00:23:11Well, I'm going to stop you right there, Dottie,
00:23:13because I actually have an Oxford degree,
00:23:16so I'm pretty sure I could bake a pie.
00:23:18You and your fancy degree
00:23:21can dream of my blue ribbons all you like.
00:23:25I'm a shoe-in in every category this year.
00:23:28Hmm.
00:23:30How do you know that, for sure, though, Dottie?
00:23:32I mean, how do you know?
00:23:33I mean, maybe, maybe I
00:23:35inherited Aunt Bertie's baking skills.
00:23:38You know, maybe I'm a natural.
00:23:39I don't think you've ever seen a rolling pin,
00:23:42let alone used one.
00:23:44You're only in Greenville on a lark, anyway.
00:23:47People come and go.
00:23:49Blue ribbons are forever.
00:23:52Hmm.
00:23:53Well, it's on, Dottie.
00:23:55You're not going to win by default.
00:23:57Okay, I am going to be baking pies
00:24:01and all of the fall fair stuff,
00:24:04all in honor of Aunt Bertie.
00:24:06May the best apple pie win, sweetie.
00:24:12Sweetie?
00:24:14Show her, sweetie.
00:24:17Dottie Cartwright loves to compete,
00:24:19and she takes her pies very seriously.
00:24:22Yeah, I can see that.
00:24:24Thanks for sticking up for me, by the way.
00:24:26No, thank you for stepping into Bertie's shoes.
00:24:29What do you mean?
00:24:31Entering the contest.
00:24:33Oh.
00:24:35Right.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Bertie would be very proud.
00:24:41Great.
00:24:43Hey, have you seen her blue ribbon collection?
00:24:47Welcome to Bertie's prize room.
00:24:49Oh, wow.
00:24:51She competed for decades.
00:24:53Even at her age?
00:24:55Oh, yeah.
00:24:56Well, Nina and I helped her the last few years.
00:24:58We still do stuff under the banner of our own farm,
00:25:01but we helped out with the livestock.
00:25:04Hmm.
00:25:06It was impressive.
00:25:07Best apple pie, ten years running.
00:25:09Take that, Dottie.
00:25:11Hmm.
00:25:12What are all these ones for?
00:25:14Best in show livestock category, three years running.
00:25:16Way to go, Jillian.
00:25:18Oh, no.
00:25:19That's Jillian.
00:25:20She's a disaster.
00:25:21That's Jillian's mom, Tessa.
00:25:23She's the one who won all these.
00:25:24She had these big eyelashes,
00:25:25and she would just bat them at the judges.
00:25:27I'm cute.
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:31Oh.
00:25:32Bertie.
00:25:33Yeah.
00:25:34I took that picture.
00:25:37You know, it's funny.
00:25:39She'd come to the city to visit me every year,
00:25:41but I never made it up here to see her.
00:25:46Well, you're here now for the animals.
00:25:49That means something.
00:25:52Yeah.
00:25:53I have a purpose.
00:25:55Speaking of, I better get busy.
00:25:57That's right, Martha Stewart.
00:25:58But just, you know, start with the basics.
00:26:01You walk before you can bake.
00:26:03How to make a sandwich.
00:26:09If you want to learn how to make a sandwich,
00:26:12first step is...
00:26:15Mm-hmm.
00:26:22Now you have made a sandwich.
00:26:26What?
00:26:29Now you have made a sandwich.
00:26:31What?
00:26:33Is it?
00:26:34Oh.
00:26:43I know.
00:26:44I got a little carried away, didn't I?
00:26:46Oh, wow.
00:26:48Hey, it's Nina.
00:26:51Perfect.
00:26:57Wow.
00:26:59You are brave, June.
00:27:01I just wanted to wipe that look off her face, you know?
00:27:03Oh, good luck.
00:27:05Mean is Dottie's permanent expression.
00:27:08Yeah, no kidding.
00:27:09What a sourpuss.
00:27:12Wow.
00:27:13This prosecco is delicious.
00:27:16Mm.
00:27:17It's not prosecco.
00:27:18It's champagne.
00:27:19It's 2004.
00:27:20It was a very good year.
00:27:22Oh, sorry.
00:27:23That's such a city person thing to say.
00:27:26You know, I used to get private tours at harvest time.
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31I used to buy champagne by the case.
00:27:34Aunt Bertie always had a thing for the bubbly, too.
00:27:36She used to take a case home with her whenever she'd come visit us in the city.
00:27:40Wow.
00:27:42Aren't these like a thousand dollars a bottle?
00:27:44No, just a few hundred.
00:27:46Oh.
00:27:48Just a few hundred.
00:27:51You're very fancy.
00:27:54I was fancy.
00:28:00Are you missing your old life?
00:28:04You mean am I missing my old money?
00:28:06No, no.
00:28:08I mean, you know, definitely has its advantages.
00:28:12You can get whatever you want, whenever you want, anytime, ever.
00:28:19Wow.
00:28:20I could certainly get used to that.
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:23Yeah, you definitely get used to it.
00:28:26And after a lifetime, you really get used to it.
00:28:33Anyway, I was just surprised to see so many bottles in Bertie's cellar.
00:28:38She always said she was taking them for special occasions.
00:28:40I just can't believe one never came up.
00:28:43Maybe she was just waiting for someone special to share it with.
00:28:50Mm.
00:28:52Okay, let's get down to business, shall we?
00:28:55Let's.
00:28:56Tell me exactly what you signed up for, for the Harvest County Fair.
00:28:59Uh, well technically, I haven't signed up for anything yet.
00:29:03But I guess it would be, uh, pies? Pigs?
00:29:07Okay, alright.
00:29:09Uh, oh.
00:29:11Today's the deadline.
00:29:13Mm.
00:29:17You know what? Let's do it. Let's do it.
00:29:20Sign me up for everything.
00:29:21Yes.
00:29:22Great. Awesome. Okay.
00:29:23Yeah, you know what? Dottie is not going to ruin Aunt Bertie's legacy.
00:29:26No, I might have lost my money, but I will not be losing my family's dignity.
00:29:30Thank you very much.
00:29:31Cheers to that.
00:29:35Let's do it.
00:29:36More?
00:29:37Oh, no thank you. I got to work tomorrow.
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:41Oh, work. This used to be my work.
00:29:45Well, around here, if you need a construction permit or a food truck license, I'm your gal.
00:29:52What about an award-winning apple pie recipe?
00:29:57Oh, June.
00:30:00Come with me.
00:30:11Bertie would want nothing short of Dottie Annihilation.
00:30:17Oh, I like the way you and Bertie think.
00:30:20Well, wait until you see this.
00:30:27Dottie.
00:30:33Bertie's pie recipe?
00:30:35Mm-hmm.
00:30:36Oh, Dottie.
00:30:38You don't stand a chance.
00:30:48Hey there, big brother.
00:30:49Hey.
00:30:51What are you doing out here all alone in the quiet?
00:30:56Just enjoying the end of a good day.
00:30:59Hmm. Our new neighbor had a pretty good day, too.
00:31:03I hope she did.
00:31:05You know she did.
00:31:09I'm just helping her settle in.
00:31:12Oh.
00:31:13It's called being neighborly.
00:31:14Right.
00:31:16Plus, she's been alone for a long time.
00:31:22But she lost her parents like we did, too.
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:27At least we didn't lose ours at the same time.
00:31:31And we got to be with them as adults.
00:31:34She was so young.
00:31:37Yeah. June didn't really have anyone.
00:31:45Well, Bertie was her family.
00:31:49Yeah, well, she's lost her, too.
00:31:52But she must have other relatives here in Greenville.
00:31:56Maybe even, like, second or third cousins.
00:32:00Maybe I can help her get to know her roots.
00:32:04I could totally look up her family history at the town office.
00:32:07I could totally do that, right?
00:32:08Yeah. She'd probably love it.
00:32:12She was raised by household staff.
00:32:15Like, employees.
00:32:16Can you imagine?
00:32:18No real bonds.
00:32:20Couldn't have been easy.
00:32:23Also, if she does happen to have ties,
00:32:28it might actually persuade her to stay,
00:32:30and it might make a certain person happy.
00:32:34A certain person, huh?
00:32:36Mm-hmm.
00:32:37Really?
00:32:38What? You know what? Fine.
00:32:40Don't admit it to me. Just admit it to yourself.
00:32:42That's probably very helpful.
00:32:44You're getting a little ahead of yourself.
00:32:47You barely know her.
00:32:49And I think you should keep the whole finding her roots thing between us.
00:32:53I mean, she's had a lot of disappointment with family.
00:32:55You might not find anything.
00:32:57Or am I not?
00:32:59But I'm still gonna try.
00:33:03There's just such a bright light in her, and she's very sweet.
00:33:08Hmm.
00:33:10Kind of feels like she's from another planet.
00:33:13I very often think that about you.
00:33:17I gotta run.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:27All right. Let's do this.
00:33:30♪
00:33:32♪ Your head is shaking, your mouth is frowning ♪
00:33:36♪ Your tongues are wanking all over towning ♪
00:33:39♪ Your eyes are judging, your elbows nudging ♪
00:33:42♪ All the poison that you spread with these nasty words you say ♪
00:33:46♪ Stay out of my business, out of my business ♪
00:33:50♪ Stay out of my business, out of my business ♪
00:33:53♪ Stay out of my business, out of my business ♪
00:33:56♪ Stay out of my business, out of my business ♪
00:34:00♪ Stay out of my business and leave it alone ♪
00:34:03♪ The only business you got is your own ♪
00:34:07♪ Well, did you do that all by yourself, girl? ♪
00:34:11♪ It's not that good, you, I need my help, girl ♪
00:34:14♪ Without your star hitting shit, I'd be my way, yeah, yeah ♪
00:34:17Easy.
00:34:18♪ Girl, you're never gonna make it, no, your ass gonna be like it ♪
00:34:21♪ Stay out of my business, out of my business ♪
00:34:24♪ Stay out of my business and leave it alone ♪
00:34:28♪ The only business you got is your own ♪
00:34:38Ooh.
00:34:41Perfect timing.
00:34:44Bertie's pie.
00:34:45I'm looking for a taste tester.
00:34:48Sure.
00:34:51Did you bake in that outfit?
00:34:54I put an apron on.
00:34:56Designer apron?
00:34:58No, one of Bertie's, thank you very much.
00:35:00Now you're channeling the right vibe.
00:35:03Now, I've never made a pie before, so go easy on me.
00:35:14Mmm.
00:35:17Interesting?
00:35:19Interesting?
00:35:21No, don't sugarcoat it, okay?
00:35:23If I am gonna be blue-ear and ready, I need the whole truth.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:29Apples are undercooked, sugar's not integrating,
00:35:31and somehow the pastry is dry and greasy?
00:35:37Wow, that's a whole lot of truth.
00:35:41How much sugar did you put in the filling?
00:35:44Sugar, but the apples are sweet enough.
00:35:48No?
00:35:51Oh.
00:35:53I'm doomed. I'm doomed.
00:35:55My family is never gonna restore their name.
00:35:57Aunt Bertie's legacy is in ruins.
00:35:59I mean, my pie is a disaster.
00:36:01I didn't say that we can't fix it.
00:36:04Wait, did you say we, Mr. Handyman?
00:36:10I just over the crust.
00:36:13Well, let's get to it.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:34Why are you mixing the flour?
00:36:36It helps with the smoothness, right?
00:36:38Then you add a little bit of the salt,
00:36:40and next, you put in the chilled butter right from the fridge,
00:36:43but you put it in one at a time.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46So throw these guys in there.
00:36:48And at this stage, you don't want to overmix it,
00:36:50and it's key that the butter be ice cold,
00:36:52freezer cold, if you can.
00:36:54All right.
00:36:56Yes, chef.
00:36:58Oh, I like that.
00:36:59That's better than the staff.
00:37:02Yeah, so give that a couple minutes,
00:37:04and then throw it in the fridge, let it chill for 15,
00:37:06and you can roll it out.
00:37:07All right.
00:37:09But none of this was in the recipe.
00:37:17Um...
00:37:19Yeah, see, that's what happens
00:37:20when you take the time to perfect something.
00:37:22She was always making notes.
00:37:24You learn by trial and error.
00:37:26Oh, I don't really have time for trial and error.
00:37:28Well, we better get going, then.
00:37:30Yes, chef.
00:37:31And, like organic farming,
00:37:34you got to pick your battles.
00:37:36Ooh.
00:37:38I think I'm going to pick all of them.
00:37:42Tell you what.
00:37:43Let me handle the root vegetables.
00:37:47All right.
00:37:49Oh, uh, you, uh,
00:37:52got a little something.
00:37:55Oh.
00:38:01There you go.
00:38:02Thanks.
00:38:04Anyway, you're off to a great start.
00:38:07Keep on this.
00:38:08I'm going to go tend to the animals,
00:38:10and, you know, feed my animals, too.
00:38:12Appreciate it. Thank you.
00:38:17Well, Jillian,
00:38:19it's just you and me.
00:38:23Yeah.
00:38:24Yeah, you're right.
00:38:25I do look pretty ridiculous in these clothes now.
00:38:28If I'm going to cook like Bertie,
00:38:30then I need to...
00:38:31I need to think like Bertie.
00:38:33I need to be Bertie.
00:38:37I'll be back.
00:38:46Okay.
00:39:11I can see why you loved it here, Bertie.
00:39:14It's beautiful.
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:23Okay, Jillian.
00:39:24The internet says that you need to learn
00:39:26come, sit, and stay.
00:39:28So, let's work on this.
00:39:30Come here.
00:39:31Come here, Jillian.
00:39:33Come on.
00:39:36Braving the rain?
00:39:37Trying.
00:39:39Technically, when you're raising a show pig,
00:39:41you want to start them really young.
00:39:42That way they get used to walking in a wide circle
00:39:44with their head up.
00:39:45Ah.
00:39:46Well, what about a...
00:39:48rooting on the ground and not paying attention
00:39:50type of category?
00:39:51Because I think she'd really be great at that.
00:39:52Yes, she would.
00:39:55Well, you could always put her in the best-in-show
00:39:57livestock category.
00:39:58It's more of a beauty pageant.
00:40:00There's no behavior necessary.
00:40:02You just compete against goats with coats.
00:40:05You know, little hens with straw hats.
00:40:07Perfect.
00:40:08I mean, that sounds like fashion.
00:40:09And fashion is something I know all about.
00:40:12All right, Jillian.
00:40:13We're going to have a full makeover.
00:40:15All right, come on.
00:40:16Let's go.
00:40:17Come on.
00:40:19Have you tried picking her up?
00:40:21No.
00:40:22Have you?
00:40:24Touché.
00:40:26Oh, you know what I should do?
00:40:28I think I need to start with a mood board.
00:40:31A mood board?
00:40:32Yeah, you know, like a...
00:40:33like a vision board.
00:40:35When you're manifesting.
00:40:36Right.
00:40:37And that, uh...
00:40:38that helps?
00:40:39Always.
00:40:40I mean, when I'm manifesting,
00:40:42which is, like, you know,
00:40:44letting the universe know
00:40:45that you're open to the next level,
00:40:47that you're following your dreams.
00:40:50Wait.
00:40:51You should try it.
00:40:53What would you manifest?
00:40:56A new manifold for the tractor.
00:40:59Oh, be serious.
00:41:00There's got to be something bigger
00:41:01that you want for your life.
00:41:03No?
00:41:04I mean, get out, try new things,
00:41:07leave this small town for a little while,
00:41:09travel a bit.
00:41:10Well, when I was younger,
00:41:12I did think about dusting the dirt off this town
00:41:15and getting out of here.
00:41:17But, uh, in the end,
00:41:19I knew this place was of my soul.
00:41:21I wanted to farm like my family.
00:41:25Still, there might be something bigger.
00:41:41Okay.
00:41:43All right, you see this straw?
00:41:46There's a plan for it.
00:41:48First, you plant it with care.
00:41:51You raise it up till it's golden.
00:41:54And then you harvest it
00:41:56so it's ready to be bedding for animals.
00:41:59Hmm.
00:42:00Sounds like it was planted to become a nest.
00:42:04That's right.
00:42:08Hey, uh,
00:42:09listen, if you want to clean up,
00:42:11I can show you how to eat lunch off the land.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16I mean, but we're not actually going to eat off the land, right?
00:42:19We do have plates.
00:42:21Well, yes.
00:42:22We do have plates.
00:42:24All right, well, I'm going to go get cleaned up
00:42:26and I'll meet you by the chickens.
00:42:28Sounds good.
00:42:40Hey.
00:42:41Wow.
00:42:42Look at you.
00:42:44How do you do that?
00:42:46Do what?
00:42:47Transform.
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:50This is nothing.
00:42:51I mean, during fashion week,
00:42:52I would change my look like six times in a day.
00:42:55Bertie's Vintage is very in right now.
00:42:57It is when you wear it.
00:43:01Anyway, uh,
00:43:02you want to look under some chickens?
00:43:04Yeah.
00:43:05Sure.
00:43:06Anyway, uh,
00:43:07you want to look under some chickens?
00:43:09Did you say under some chickens?
00:43:16Oh, yeah.
00:43:17Here we go.
00:43:20Oh, wow.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:22Look at that.
00:43:23Good job, ladies.
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25Oh, we got a few more here.
00:43:27A couple more?
00:43:28Yeah.
00:43:29Oh, wow.
00:43:30Look at you.
00:43:32All of these eggs.
00:43:34Huh?
00:43:36We'll, uh,
00:43:38take a photo.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:42It's perfect.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47All right.
00:43:48All right.
00:43:49It's your turn.
00:43:50More?
00:43:51Oh, yeah.
00:43:52A couple more.
00:43:53Guess we could, uh,
00:43:54put all of our eggs in one basket,
00:43:55so to speak.
00:43:56Ha, ha.
00:43:57Yep.
00:43:58Here.
00:43:59All right.
00:44:00Let you get in there.
00:44:01Go in?
00:44:02Oh, yeah.
00:44:03All right.
00:44:04Ladies.
00:44:05Oh, you were right.
00:44:06These are absolutely delicious.
00:44:08Right?
00:44:09Yeah.
00:44:12So,
00:44:13tell me more about you.
00:44:17All right.
00:44:18I'm ready.
00:44:20So,
00:44:22you've never left here?
00:44:23Like, not even once?
00:44:25No, I never said I never left Greenville.
00:44:28No, I did a little traveling
00:44:29when I was furthering my education
00:44:31in organic farming.
00:44:33I was in Italy
00:44:34learning how to grow tomatoes
00:44:35from a Sicilian expert.
00:44:37Then I was in Salinas in California
00:44:39for over a year
00:44:40learning everything there was to know about lettuce.
00:44:42Just lettuce?
00:44:44Turns out there's a lot to know about lettuce.
00:44:46Wow.
00:44:48What about you?
00:44:49What'd you study?
00:44:50Sociology.
00:44:52That makes sense.
00:44:54Well,
00:44:55it sounds like you spent a lot of your young life
00:44:56trying to understand if people were being genuine
00:44:58or if they were just
00:45:00hanging on because of your
00:45:01fortune and all that, and
00:45:02studying human behavior in society.
00:45:05It adds up.
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:08You know,
00:45:09you know quite a bit about people
00:45:11for a handyman.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:17I'll try.
00:45:18I'll try.
00:45:31Uh-oh.
00:45:33You on another scrapbooking spree?
00:45:35Ha ha.
00:45:36You know, I've had that habit under control
00:45:38ever since I taped down the cat's paw.
00:45:40By mistake.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:42Fluffy's never forgiven you.
00:45:44Very funny.
00:45:46Well, actually,
00:45:47I just completed my research
00:45:49into June's family
00:45:50from the archives,
00:45:51and I'm making her a tree
00:45:53so she can see that she has roots here.
00:45:56Wow.
00:45:58I know she's gonna love it.
00:46:00Really?
00:46:03How do you know?
00:46:05You know, ever since getting to know her,
00:46:07she's surprised me.
00:46:09For the life of me,
00:46:10I never thought we'd have anything in common.
00:46:13But what do you have in common?
00:46:17Nothing.
00:46:24My big brother's speechless?
00:46:27I'm shocked.
00:46:29I know.
00:46:33I think June and I
00:46:36are kind of at a crossroads.
00:46:39You know, we're both looking for that,
00:46:40something to
00:46:42complete ourselves.
00:46:45Maybe it's family.
00:46:48Wow, that was
00:46:49really deep.
00:46:51She's definitely showed me
00:46:52what's missing in my life.
00:46:55Careful.
00:46:56You might be the one
00:46:57making a vision board next.
00:46:58All right.
00:46:59What? No.
00:47:00That's enough.
00:47:01I got chores.
00:47:02I can see if June
00:47:03needs anything in town.
00:47:04Probably a good idea.
00:47:08So that's brown bread flavor?
00:47:10Yeah.
00:47:11Sounds weird.
00:47:12I had it in Dublin last year.
00:47:13It was phenomenal.
00:47:14Of course you did.
00:47:16Mmm.
00:47:17This is so good.
00:47:18You have to try that.
00:47:19Come on.
00:47:20Oh, look at that.
00:47:23Good.
00:47:25You know what?
00:47:26I think I'm going to go
00:47:27to the library.
00:47:28I'm going to go to the library.
00:47:29I'm going to go to the library.
00:47:30I'm going to go to the library.
00:47:31I'm going to go to the library.
00:47:32I'm going to go to the library.
00:47:33I'm going to go to the library.
00:47:34Good.
00:47:35You're keeping each other
00:47:36distracted.
00:47:38And while your eyes
00:47:39aren't on the prize,
00:47:41it will soon be my name
00:47:42in the glass case.
00:47:44After I win best overall.
00:47:46Hmm.
00:47:47Not likely.
00:47:48What is she talking about?
00:47:49Nina will explain it
00:47:50to you, dear.
00:47:52She's the one who will
00:47:53take down Birdie's photo
00:47:55and replace it
00:47:56with yours truly.
00:47:58How can you be so sure, Dotty?
00:48:00I've eaten my own pie,
00:48:01haven't I?
00:48:02I'm not even sure
00:48:03that that makes sense.
00:48:05But I'm going to give it
00:48:06to you anyway.
00:48:07As you should.
00:48:08Mm-hmm.
00:48:13Don't let her get to you.
00:48:15But what's this just talking
00:48:16about a glass case?
00:48:18It's basically just a picture
00:48:19in a glass case.
00:48:21I mean,
00:48:22that's not just anything.
00:48:25It's important.
00:48:32Aww.
00:48:35Oh, I love it.
00:48:37Yeah, it's pretty cool,
00:48:38isn't it?
00:48:39Yeah.
00:48:42You okay?
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:46Yeah, I just,
00:48:47you know, sometimes it really
00:48:48hits home that she's gone.
00:48:53Well, I can't bring Birdie back.
00:48:55But I will promise you
00:48:56one thing.
00:48:58What's that?
00:49:00I will help you compete
00:49:01against Dotty.
00:49:03Okay.
00:49:04I like the sound of that.
00:49:06That'll be good.
00:49:08But wait, that sign says
00:49:09September 26th
00:49:10for the festival.
00:49:11That's this week.
00:49:13Uh, yeah.
00:49:16Wait, I thought we had
00:49:17way more time to prepare.
00:49:19Didn't you fill in
00:49:20the entry forms?
00:49:22Well, yeah,
00:49:23but Nina really filled
00:49:24them out and I...
00:49:25Didn't read them.
00:49:26No.
00:49:27Oh, nuts.
00:49:29Why are you smiling?
00:49:30This is terrible.
00:49:31Dotty's going to win
00:49:32everything.
00:49:34Oh, I have an idea.
00:49:36I am going to order
00:49:37an apple pie flown in
00:49:38from Amsterdam.
00:49:40They are the best
00:49:41in the world.
00:49:42Okay, first off,
00:49:43Birdie would never
00:49:44endorse that.
00:49:45And how do you know?
00:49:46Secondly, you've never
00:49:47had Birdie's apple pie.
00:49:50Touché.
00:50:00Touché.
00:50:01Look.
00:50:29Good job.
00:50:32Oh, wow.
00:50:34Looking good.
00:50:36Excuse me.
00:50:41That's going to be delicious.
00:50:42Yeah.
00:50:45Hey.
00:50:47Oh, hey.
00:50:48That's perfect timing.
00:50:49I was just about
00:50:50to pull the carrots.
00:50:51The moment of truth.
00:50:52Yes, ma'am.
00:50:54Here we go.
00:50:55All right.
00:50:57Ah.
00:50:59Oh, wow.
00:51:00That's a huge carrot.
00:51:02Yeah.
00:51:03Big carrot.
00:51:04Big pot of soup.
00:51:05But seriously,
00:51:06how did you get it
00:51:07to grow like that?
00:51:08All right.
00:51:09See this barrel?
00:51:10So I fill it with sand first.
00:51:12Okay, then I hollow out
00:51:13the middle,
00:51:14fill it with really good soil.
00:51:15That way when I plant
00:51:16the seed,
00:51:17it grows straight,
00:51:18naturally,
00:51:19no obstructions.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Sounds like you've
00:51:22set it up for success.
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:24It's a good metaphor
00:51:25for life.
00:51:27Well, it certainly looks
00:51:28like a winner to me.
00:51:30Question is,
00:51:31how's it going
00:51:32with the pies?
00:51:33Oh, well,
00:51:34I've got it to turn out
00:51:35three times in a row now,
00:51:36so I think we're
00:51:37doing pretty good there.
00:51:38All right.
00:51:39Now I just need to get
00:51:40the flower arrangement perfect,
00:51:41prep Ruby the hen's cage,
00:51:43and, ooh,
00:51:44I got to make
00:51:45Jillian's flower crown.
00:51:46June?
00:51:47Yeah.
00:51:48You're ready.
00:51:49I'm going to pick you up tomorrow.
00:51:50I'll take my truck to the fair.
00:51:52You know,
00:51:53actually, I think I'm good.
00:51:55I can get there myself.
00:51:57Wow.
00:51:58Look at you.
00:51:59Oh, yeah.
00:52:02Going to the fair.
00:52:04Who's going to the fair?
00:52:07I'm going to the fair.
00:52:09Okay, so
00:52:10I won't do that
00:52:11in front of the judges tomorrow,
00:52:12but I'm just really excited.
00:52:14You're good.
00:52:15I like the enthusiasm.
00:52:16All right.
00:52:17I'll see you in the morning.
00:52:18See you in the morning.
00:52:20Going to the fair.
00:52:22Going.
00:52:26Going.
00:52:29Okay.
00:52:32You cool down,
00:52:33you little beauty.
00:52:46What's that?
00:52:47What's that?
00:52:54No.
00:52:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:59Oh.
00:53:00Oh.
00:53:04It's okay.
00:53:05It's okay.
00:53:06I can,
00:53:08I can salvage this.
00:53:10Right?
00:53:11Right?
00:53:17Oh, no.
00:53:21Wait a minute.
00:53:23I know that orthopedic shoe anywhere.
00:53:26Dottie.
00:53:29Oh, you.
00:53:42Okay.
00:53:45Mmm, Harvest Festival,
00:53:46here I come.
00:54:12I should have given her a ride.
00:54:15Well, I think June has shown you
00:54:17she's perfectly capable of getting somewhere
00:54:19without needing a driver.
00:54:21I know, I know,
00:54:22but it's a hundred pound pig
00:54:23and it has a lot of pies.
00:54:25Oh, wow, yeah.
00:54:26Well, when you put it that way.
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:30Are you worried she's not going to show up?
00:54:32No, but
00:54:33what if something happened?
00:54:36I think I'm just going to circle back to the farm.
00:54:38Oh, look at you being all caring.
00:54:40I told you you were getting invested.
00:54:41I know.
00:54:43All right, all right.
00:54:44Well, go if you must.
00:54:46I'll save you a seat at the tractor.
00:54:48Thanks.
00:54:52Okay.
00:55:00Hey.
00:55:01Hi.
00:55:02Oh, I am so sorry I'm late.
00:55:04We had a bit of a pie calamity.
00:55:06Pie calamity?
00:55:07More like pie-mageddon.
00:55:08That sounds bad.
00:55:09Oh, yeah.
00:55:10But, you know,
00:55:11I learned that
00:55:12no porch is safe
00:55:13as long as there's raccoons
00:55:14and other critters roaming about.
00:55:16The raccoon-sabotage pie?
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:19Raccoons that wore the same shoes as Dottie.
00:55:22Hmm.
00:55:23There goes the raccoon theory.
00:55:24Well, I can't say for sure
00:55:25whether or not she was holding a raccoon, but...
00:55:27But?
00:55:28You made it.
00:55:29Yeah, I did.
00:55:31Oh.
00:55:33You made it.
00:55:35I wasn't sure if you'd actually show up.
00:55:37Oh, no.
00:55:38I'm not going anywhere, Dottie.
00:55:40In fact, I'm surprised that you're here.
00:55:42Did you get enough rest last night
00:55:43with all the sleepwalking you were doing?
00:55:46I'm not sure what you're insinuating.
00:55:49I got my usual eight solid hours.
00:55:52Hmm.
00:55:53Well, I didn't get a wink.
00:55:55You know, I thought I'd give Bertie's pie
00:55:56just one more try.
00:55:58It seems every time I make that pie,
00:56:00it just gets better and better.
00:56:02Good luck.
00:56:04You'll need it.
00:56:05You'll need it.
00:56:08Have you ever noticed?
00:56:10She grows the same exact flowers that Bertie used to.
00:56:13She uses the same pie plates,
00:56:15the same edge on the crust.
00:56:17I mean, she fights dirty, too.
00:56:19Oh, yeah.
00:56:20So, what are you thinking?
00:56:22I don't know.
00:56:23It's almost like she copies Bertie or something.
00:56:26I don't know.
00:56:27I'm probably reading too much into it.
00:56:29Let's just get this over with, shall we?
00:56:32That is not the attitude of a blue-ribbon champion.
00:56:35Listen.
00:56:36There's five categories, okay?
00:56:38You've practiced them.
00:56:39You've sweat and teared your way through this.
00:56:41You are ready.
00:56:44In my eyes, you're already a winner.
00:56:50I never really had anybody believe in me like this.
00:56:53I mean, Bertie, but...
00:56:56It's just nice to have somebody
00:56:58check in on you and see if you're okay.
00:57:01Are you okay?
00:57:04Yeah.
00:57:06Well, let's do this.
00:57:07All right.
00:57:08Let's show them what a little style and heart can do.
00:57:11Come on, team.
00:57:12Let's go. Come on.
00:57:13Jillian.
00:57:14Let's go.
00:57:15Let's go.
00:57:35Oh.
00:57:36Here come the judges.
00:57:37Yes.
00:57:40Hello.
00:57:42Oh, it's so good to see you, Bart.
00:57:44You having a nice day?
00:57:45Yes.
00:57:46So nice to see you.
00:57:47Hello.
00:57:48And who's your friend here?
00:57:50This is June Walter, Bertie's niece.
00:57:53You're Bertie's niece.
00:57:54Oh, my goodness.
00:57:55You look just like her.
00:57:57She's going to make Bertie very proud today.
00:58:00We'll see, won't we?
00:58:05It's good.
00:58:06I know.
00:58:14This hen crate isn't regulation.
00:58:17Well, I just thought I'd add a bit of color
00:58:19and pizzazz to those boring old crates.
00:58:24I designed those regulation cages.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:30Right, yeah.
00:58:31Well, they're very sturdy.
00:58:33Very, very sturdy.
00:58:34So maybe I'll give mine a second look.
00:58:41What's that?
00:58:42I'm sure it's fine.
00:58:50Container method?
00:58:52Yes, ma'am.
00:58:53Just like you taught me.
00:58:58Good job.
00:59:01Yes.
00:59:12Oh, no.
00:59:14Was that a you totally nailed it snort,
00:59:17or was that a you absolutely blew it snort?
00:59:19It was a snort that shall not be named.
00:59:22A secret snort.
00:59:24A snort of our own creation.
00:59:25Oh.
00:59:27Mmm.
00:59:29So good.
00:59:31And you have pies for me, too.
00:59:34No one could ever touch Bertie and Dottie
00:59:36when it comes to pies, you know?
00:59:38Never.
00:59:39So, good luck to you.
00:59:41Well, thank you.
00:59:43I think.
00:59:45But the pies are 100% Bertie.
00:59:48Just Bertie, Bertie, Bertie.
00:59:50I don't know why I said Bertie three times like that.
00:59:52That was strange.
00:59:53I'm just really nervous.
00:59:56She was a really good friend.
00:59:58I'm sorry for your loss.
01:00:03Shall we?
01:00:24Mmm.
01:00:37Sliced.
01:00:38Overall appearance.
01:00:47The fork goes on the plate here.
01:00:50Oh.
01:00:54Mmm.
01:01:11Mmm.
01:01:13Mmm.
01:01:15Mmm.
01:01:17Mmm.
01:01:19Mmm.
01:01:24Mmm.
01:01:26Possible improper cluing, I'll have to dock a mark.
01:01:34Next.
01:01:42Sorry.
01:01:48Thanks.
01:01:54Mmm.
01:01:58You know what?
01:01:59Bertie would be so proud
01:02:00that you're even trying to compete in her name.
01:02:03Please don't be hard on yourself.
01:02:05Seriously.
01:02:06Yeah, put it in perspective.
01:02:08Mm-hmm.
01:02:09Perspective.
01:02:10There's no perspective in pie-baking, pal.
01:02:14All pies are particularly pleasant
01:02:17in affection and honesty.
01:02:18You gotta laugh.
01:02:20Oh, yeah.
01:02:21Judging of the Best in Show Livestock category
01:02:24will begin soon.
01:02:26Please take your seats, folks.
01:02:27Judging will begin shortly.
01:02:29Here we go.
01:02:30Get out.
01:02:33First up, flower arranging.
01:02:35Who has grown the finest blooms this year?
01:02:39Dottie Carwright takes the prize.
01:02:41Yes!
01:02:42Way to go, Dottie.
01:02:43You've got the awesome flowers.
01:02:46Way to go, Dottie.
01:02:47You've got the awesome blossoms.
01:02:48The petals with the metal.
01:02:50Let's hear it for Dottie, folks.
01:02:55Ivy Wilson is in second place
01:02:57and Andrew Bowman in third.
01:03:00Root veggies are up next.
01:03:05Bart Hudson is our winner,
01:03:07growing for Bernie Barlow as he does every year.
01:03:09Way to go, Bart.
01:03:16Congratulations.
01:03:17You really deserve to win that.
01:03:18Thanks.
01:03:20You do.
01:03:22Up next, feathery friends,
01:03:23the Best in Flock.
01:03:26Heads up.
01:03:27It's Dottie again.
01:03:28Miss Carwright.
01:03:29Well done.
01:03:31Congratulations.
01:03:32It's yours.
01:03:36This is a nightmare.
01:03:37She's winning everything.
01:03:38She is misery personified.
01:03:41Next up, apple pie.
01:03:43Take it away, pie expert,
01:03:44Wendy Whittaker.
01:03:47This year,
01:03:48we have the perfect apple pie.
01:03:51Flaky pastry,
01:03:52beautifully spiced.
01:03:54I could happily eat this apple pie
01:03:56every Thanksgiving
01:03:57for the rest of my life.
01:04:00Congratulations,
01:04:02June Woltshire.
01:04:10It was the best I've ever eaten.
01:04:14Yes!
01:04:16I thought she said the pie was too warm.
01:04:18I guess Wendy likes her pie a little warm.
01:04:21We have saved the best event for last, folks.
01:04:24Best in show, livestock.
01:04:27Bring your goats,
01:04:28your pigs,
01:04:29and your lambs.
01:04:30One cutie will rule them all.
01:04:33Jillian.
01:04:34Jillian.
01:04:35Jillian.
01:04:36Jillian.
01:04:37Jillian.
01:04:38Jillian.
01:04:40The judges don't even need to deliberate.
01:04:43First prize goes to...
01:04:46Jillian.
01:04:47Jillian with pigs.
01:04:49And that's pretty farms again, folks.
01:04:51June Woltshire is the farmer of record here,
01:04:53which means she'll be named
01:04:55Best Overall in Fair.
01:04:57Give her a hand, folks.
01:05:04I am the farmer of record.
01:05:06I don't even know what that means.
01:05:08It means you did it.
01:05:09No, we did it.
01:05:11Jillian.
01:05:12Jillian.
01:05:13Let's get pictures, baby.
01:05:15Look what we did.
01:05:16Oh, I know.
01:05:18Ready?
01:05:20There we go.
01:05:22Perfect.
01:05:39Hey, I might need some help unloading.
01:05:41Yeah, just a sec.
01:05:43Hello?
01:05:44Is this June Woltshire?
01:05:46Yes, this is she.
01:05:48This is Larry Elpin of Elpin Farm Equipment.
01:05:51Oh, hi, Larry.
01:05:52How can I help you?
01:05:53Is there an invoice that we owe or something?
01:05:56No, no, no.
01:05:57It's nothing like that.
01:05:59My daughter sent me a social media post
01:06:03with you and your pig, Jillian.
01:06:05Wow, that was quick.
01:06:07We'd like to discuss a sponsorship deal with your prized pig.
01:06:12Are you serious?
01:06:14Very.
01:06:15Our board of directors have been on me for years
01:06:18to get some kind of lizard or duck to be our mascot
01:06:21for advertising, you know?
01:06:23So when I saw your cute little pig,
01:06:25I thought, hey now, that's an animal I can get behind.
01:06:29Well, that's amazing.
01:06:31Would you be interested in something like that?
01:06:33It'd be quite lucrative.
01:06:34We're a national brand.
01:06:35Oh, absolutely.
01:06:37Please send me a contract.
01:06:39I'll take a look at it.
01:06:40Okay, okay.
01:06:42A question for you.
01:06:44Are you June Walsher of the Big Walsher Hotel Crash?
01:06:49Yeah, that's me.
01:06:51That must have been quite an ordeal for you.
01:06:54Well, it's been quite a life change.
01:06:57I'm glad about that.
01:06:59Well, I hope Elpin Farm Equipment can play some small role
01:07:03in helping you get back on track.
01:07:06Thank you. It's very kind of you.
01:07:08All right, then. My assistant will be in touch.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:23Hello?
01:07:24Michael?
01:07:25June, what a coincidence.
01:07:27I was just asking my staff to track you down.
01:07:29I have news.
01:07:31Do I want to hear it?
01:07:33We found a portfolio of old stocks from the 1980s,
01:07:36and let's just say your grandpa sure knew how to pick them.
01:07:41He bought into Apple at $22 a share.
01:07:45Wait, I didn't hear you.
01:07:46What? Picking apples?
01:07:48No, forget the apples.
01:07:50You're back in the saddle.
01:07:52I mean, I needed apples for the pie thing,
01:07:55but not so much...
01:07:56Wait.
01:07:58Back in the saddle.
01:07:59How big is this saddle?
01:08:01Enough for me to send your private jet to come and get you.
01:08:05The jet?
01:08:07What are you messing with me?
01:08:08Scouts honor.
01:08:10You were never a scout, Michael.
01:08:12Okay, you got me.
01:08:14Anyway, you're going to be back on top, kid.
01:08:17I just wired you a little pocket money.
01:08:20Oh, uh, okay.
01:08:23Great.
01:08:25June, that was a joke.
01:08:27It's a lot of pocket money.
01:08:29Money for very big pockets.
01:08:31Many, many pockets.
01:08:34Great.
01:08:35I actually was calling because I wanted you to
01:08:37take a look at a contract for me.
01:08:40Oh.
01:08:41Yeah?
01:08:42Yeah.
01:08:43So, you'll never believe this.
01:08:44I competed in a fall festival with my Aunt Bertie's prize pig,
01:08:48and we won.
01:08:50So now there's a farm equipment company
01:08:52that wants to hire Jillian as their mascot.
01:08:55A pig as a mascot?
01:08:57Yeah.
01:08:58June, you heard what I said, right?
01:09:00The fortune, it's coming back.
01:09:03Yeah, yeah, I heard it.
01:09:16Whoa.
01:09:17That's, that is not pocket change.
01:09:19That is, that's life changing back change.
01:09:29Part 2
01:09:35Bart.
01:09:36Bart.
01:09:38I know you took off because I was on the phone,
01:09:40but you are not going to believe this.
01:09:42Hey, viral girl.
01:09:44You say it like it's a bad thing.
01:09:46Isn't it?
01:09:47No, no, it's amazing.
01:09:49Jillian, Jillian.
01:09:51She is queen of the pig.
01:09:53Yes, and I want to go celebrate.
01:09:55All right, I'm letting Nina know.
01:09:57Um, actually, I was thinking maybe, um,
01:10:00maybe just the two of us?
01:10:02Oh, yeah.
01:10:04I'm game.
01:10:05Yeah, we can eat here,
01:10:06go into town, get some ice cream.
01:10:08Maybe we'll run into Dottie and, uh,
01:10:10we can gloat a little bit.
01:10:12Well, actually, uh, I was thinking
01:10:14maybe something a little fancier.
01:10:16Like the pub?
01:10:19Do you, do you own a suit?
01:10:21Yes, I own a suit.
01:10:23In fact, I own several suits.
01:10:25Imagine that.
01:10:26Well, why don't you put one of them on
01:10:27and, uh, be at my place at 6 tonight?
01:10:31Okay.
01:10:32Short walk.
01:10:33I'll see you tonight.
01:10:36Okay.
01:10:37I will put a suit on for you.
01:10:57Wow.
01:11:00Wow yourself.
01:11:02You look stunning.
01:11:03Oh, this whole thing?
01:11:05It's very last season.
01:11:07Could have fooled me.
01:11:10Well, will you join me?
01:11:27Must be some prize money this year
01:11:28for you to take care of all this.
01:11:31You don't know half of it.
01:11:34So this is how you used to roll?
01:11:37With a car and a driver?
01:11:39Yeah.
01:11:40Always.
01:11:41Even to get groceries?
01:11:43Well.
01:11:44Right.
01:11:45The staff, yes.
01:11:47You didn't get groceries.
01:11:51You look really good.
01:11:54You look really nice in that suit.
01:12:01Okay.
01:12:02I am loving the mystery here,
01:12:03but you gotta tell me.
01:12:05Where are we going?
01:12:11Is that a helicopter?
01:12:13Surprise!
01:12:24So you went from living in your car
01:12:26to renting out every seat in this theater?
01:12:30Shh.
01:12:31This is the good part.
01:12:33Joan.
01:12:34There's no one here to shush.
01:12:37And...
01:12:39I have a thing or two I'd like to say.
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:45I'm sorry.
01:12:47I'm sorry.
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:12:51I'm sorry.
01:12:54I'm sorry.
01:12:57I never expected
01:12:59someone like you to walk into my life.
01:13:02Well.
01:13:03I never expected to find a handsome farmer.
01:13:09Are you falling for me?
01:13:13Where is that champagne I ordered?
01:13:15Wait.
01:13:16Champagne, too?
01:13:18Well, you got to show me your world,
01:13:20and I'm gonna show you mine.
01:13:22Okay.
01:13:24But I don't want you to have to mortgage Birdie's farm
01:13:26just because you're paying for all this.
01:13:29I won't.
01:13:31It's all gonna be fine now.
01:13:33What do you mean, it's all fine now?
01:13:35Well,
01:13:36Jillian and I got an incredibly lucrative advertising contract.
01:13:41Are you kidding?
01:13:44That was fast!
01:13:46So that's what we're celebrating.
01:13:49Well, yes.
01:13:50That.
01:13:51And
01:13:52my business manager called.
01:13:55I'm not broke anymore.
01:13:58Turns out
01:13:59my grandfather was just as much of a genius
01:14:01at building a stock portfolio
01:14:03as he was at building a hotel empire.
01:14:06So it looks like I'm gonna be back in PJs in no time.
01:14:10Pajamas?
01:14:12Private jets.
01:14:15Right. Oh.
01:14:17Uh, wow.
01:14:18That's, uh,
01:14:19that's amazing.
01:14:21You must be, uh,
01:14:22thrilled.
01:14:24You don't
01:14:25seem very happy about it.
01:14:27No, no, I'm, uh, I'm
01:14:29I'm happy for you.
01:14:32Congratulations.
01:14:35Well,
01:14:36maybe this next part will cheer you up a bit.
01:14:40Okay.
01:14:42Look, Bart.
01:14:45Getting to know you has been
01:14:47one of the biggest joys of my life.
01:14:51I really like you.
01:14:55I
01:14:56I think I'm falling for you.
01:15:00And
01:15:02so what I wanted to ask is
01:15:05do you
01:15:06wanna
01:15:07leave and come travel the world with me?
01:15:16What's wrong?
01:15:17I should've seen this coming.
01:15:22I am
01:15:23getting the sense there's not gonna be a resounding yes at the end of this.
01:15:27Joan.
01:15:29I can't just go traveling the world with you.
01:15:32Yeah, yeah, you can, Bart.
01:15:33That's what I'm trying to tell you.
01:15:34I can afford to take us all over the world, all right?
01:15:37You and I, we can travel, we can do everything together.
01:15:40You don't get it.
01:15:42I don't
01:15:43want to travel the world.
01:15:44I don't
01:15:45want to travel the world.
01:15:46I want to stay in Greenville.
01:15:49And I was hoping that you wanted to stay there with me.
01:15:55I see.
01:16:02Well, this is gonna make for a rather awkward trip back to Greenville, won't it?
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:10I guess we should go.
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:12I guess we should.
01:16:42Oh.
01:17:06Oh, hey, Jillian.
01:17:08Well, it's time for our last supper here.
01:17:13Here you go.
01:17:22Do you hate goodbyes?
01:17:25Because I hate goodbyes.
01:17:28But, here we are.
01:17:33You know, you were the best roommate ever.
01:17:35Best pig, any pig that any farm has ever had.
01:17:40You know that.
01:17:44Don't worry, you'll still get your celebrity deal.
01:17:47I'll make sure of it.
01:17:50But you don't need me.
01:17:52You've got Bart here to take care of you, right?
01:17:57I agree, I agree. Bart is pretty amazing.
01:18:01That's why I'm going to deed him the farm, so that he can make sure I look after all of you.
01:18:11I'm going to miss this so much.
01:18:15I'm going to miss you.
01:18:20I'm going to miss feeling of a real home.
01:18:27All right, Julie.
01:18:30You be a good little piggy, okay?
01:18:51Tyler!
01:18:52Oh, there you are!
01:18:54Hi!
01:18:57How are you?
01:18:59Oh, doing fabulous.
01:19:01Doing a lot of late nights at celebrity parties, but stepping right back into my designer shoes and getting back in there.
01:19:06Anyway, enough about me, let's get you out there.
01:19:09You could always go back to the Riviera, you know.
01:19:11But definitely on the Italian side, because Canada's so yesterday.
01:19:15Unless, how do you feel about fashion week?
01:19:18You know, June, the designers weren't going to give you tickets because of, well, you know, because of the blip and all that.
01:19:24But I told them that you were back, and they said that if you wanted to purchase a table for $250,000,
01:19:31they wouldn't have a problem with you bringing your nearest and dearest, which I'm sure, of course, includes me.
01:19:40Earth to June.
01:19:41Sweetie, I think you might have some mud kicking your ears because you're not here.
01:19:47No, I heard you.
01:19:50I just don't want to go to fashion week.
01:19:54Oh, well, that's disappointing.
01:19:57But, oh wait, I'm over it.
01:20:01So, Italy then?
01:20:04No.
01:20:05Straight to the start?
01:20:07No, you know, I think Greenville is my new thing.
01:20:13Excuse me? Greenville?
01:20:16What, is that some kind of new club in the city or something?
01:20:23No, actually, it's where my family is.
01:20:28Oh, so we're not getting on the private jet then?
01:20:34No, no.
01:20:36Oh, I'm so confused. What is, what, where are you going?
01:20:40Bye.
01:20:42No, June? June?
01:20:53Hello? Hey, Bart? Nina?
01:21:24Are you partying in my house? Respect.
01:21:29You came.
01:21:31Bring it in.
01:21:33Oh, I thought you were going to miss your own surprise party.
01:21:37My surprise party?
01:21:39Yeah. Well, you've been on your own for so long, I wanted to show you that you still have family.
01:21:46Right here. Surprise!
01:21:49Who are all these people?
01:21:52Well, I did a little bit of research, you know, and some of these people you're related to way down the line,
01:21:58but they're all part of Bertie's family tree.
01:22:02Your family tree.
01:22:10Oh, here's a cousin. Distant.
01:22:13Hi.
01:22:14On your grandfather's side.
01:22:15Hey, hi.
01:22:16And a second cousin.
01:22:17Hi.
01:22:18He actually lives in the next town over.
01:22:20Give her some space.
01:22:22And here's another cousin. Bertie's first cousin.
01:22:33Wait. We're related?
01:22:36Yep. Bertie and I were cousins. I'm afraid you can't argue with DNA.
01:22:44Wow.
01:22:46She was proud of you, you know, and she wished she could have spent more time with you,
01:22:52but after your parents died, the grief kept her away.
01:23:01It shouldn't have, but it did.
01:23:06I understand that.
01:23:09Wow, I guess it does make a little sense that we're related, though.
01:23:13Seems we all got the competitive gene.
01:23:17The pie gene, too. Much as I hate to admit it, you have a touch for pastry, June.
01:23:26Bertie and I got it from our grandmother.
01:23:29Oh, that would have been my great-grandmother, right?
01:23:33You look just like her.
01:23:38Wait a minute. Does this mean we have to be nice to each other now?
01:23:46All's fair in family and pies, Junie.
01:23:54Um, hey. If you'll excuse me.
01:24:03That is actually very true.
01:24:08I just, I can't believe you all did this for me.
01:24:12You have a lot of cousins.
01:24:15Yeah, yeah, I really do.
01:24:17Yeah.
01:24:19You wouldn't happen to be one of my cousins, would you?
01:24:22Not even close. We're from Poughkeepsie, so.
01:24:25Oh, that's good, because I love you.
01:24:34I love you, too.
01:24:44So does this mean you're staying?
01:24:48There's nowhere else that's more important to me now.
01:24:51Here. Home. With you.
01:24:56Jillian's gonna be really happy to hear that.
01:24:59Just Jillian?
01:25:01Well, the handyman, too.