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00:00:00Mario Cecchi presents the production of the Intercapital studio.
00:00:06Adriano Celentano and Arnello Mutti in the film Madly in Love.
00:00:17Adolfo Celli, Mila Sononer, Enzo Garinei and others were also filmed in the film.
00:00:28Screenplay by Castellano and Pippolo.
00:00:41Composer Bruno Zambrini.
00:00:50Cameraman Danilo Desideri.
00:00:58Producers Mario and Vittorio Cecchigori.
00:01:07Directors Castellano and Pippolo.
00:01:16The plane landed, flight 294.
00:01:27The plane landed, flight 294.
00:01:57The plane landed, flight 294.
00:02:00The plane landed, flight 294.
00:02:21On behalf of the Roman citizens, I welcome our distinguished guests from the Duchy of Saint-Tulip.
00:02:27His Highness Prince Gustav VI, his gracious wife Betsy and their charming young daughter Kristina.
00:02:35I think our best feelings of delight on this sunny August day will be expressed by the odes of the great poet Coducci.
00:02:43Oh, huge bronze statue that rises on the cliff of the mountain, few are worthy to approach you.
00:02:51Oh, huge bronze statue that rises on the cliff of the mountain, few are worthy to approach you and bow to your cold bees.
00:02:58Oh, huge bronze statue that rises on the cliff of the mountain, few are worthy to approach you and bow to your cold bees.
00:03:03Here they are.
00:03:07Is it true that the Duke of Saint-Tulip urgently needs 50 billion to avoid bankruptcy?
00:03:11No comment.
00:03:13Your Highness, is it true that the main purpose of your visit is an attempt to get a loan from the Central Bank?
00:03:18No comment.
00:03:20Excuse me, Your Highness, is this your first time in Rome?
00:03:23Yes, it's my first time.
00:03:24Do you like it here?
00:03:25Very much.
00:03:26Are you excited?
00:03:27Yes, very much. I am very, very excited.
00:03:30Of course, you will want to see our city.
00:03:32Yes, I really want to see our citizens of Rome, see the Pincio Park, St. Peter's Cathedral, Piazza Navona, the Roman Forum.
00:03:40The Roman Forum? Your Highness meant the Roman Forum, didn't you? Please come with us.
00:04:18THE PINCIO PARK
00:04:48THE PINCIO PARK
00:05:18THE PINCIO PARK
00:05:22Hello, Barnaba, do you have a lighter?
00:05:26What are you nodding for?
00:05:28You don't understand, I need to smoke.
00:05:31What is this? No one has a lighter.
00:05:34THE PINCIO PARK
00:05:44Hello, Barnaba.
00:05:46Tell me the truth, did you take the elevator?
00:05:49Because here I am.
00:05:50You are such a liar.
00:05:51You know that I have a husband and two children.
00:05:54And yet you insist on doing with me what you do with all the women of the quarter.
00:05:59But I'm not like them, I'm different.
00:06:01Although you probably think that here in the elevator I will let you kiss me.
00:06:07Pirate.
00:06:08That's right, you know how to deal with women.
00:06:26Hello, Barnaba.
00:06:27I'll come to you later to clean up. Here are the keys from the garage.
00:06:57THE PINCIO PARK
00:07:27THE PINCIO PARK
00:07:58THE PINCIO PARK
00:08:01Hello, colleagues.
00:08:02I'm a little late today, but it's okay, I'll leave earlier in the evening.
00:08:28THE PINCIO PARK
00:08:39Hello, welcome aboard bus number 29, driver Barnaba Cecchini.
00:08:44The next stop is Piazza Irnerio, Piazza Croce Russo, street Namontana.
00:08:49The temperature in the cabin is 33 degrees, outside is 28.
00:08:53The arrival time for the next stop is approximately in a minute and 40 seconds.
00:08:57If you want tea or coffee, press the call button.
00:09:02Of course, I'll give it to you.
00:09:04Thank you, Barnaba.
00:09:14When Barnaba drives, it's a pleasure to go by bus.
00:09:18A real pleasure.
00:09:23THE PINCIO PARK
00:09:41Goodbye, Barnaba.
00:09:43Goodbye, Barnaba.
00:09:49The Atac company was glad to host you and will be happy to see you again on board.
00:09:53Ladies and gentlemen, please do not forget your personal belongings and hand luggage.
00:10:01Bye, Barnaba.
00:10:03Bye, Angela.
00:10:05Will you take me to the movies today?
00:10:07I can't today, I promised Liliane.
00:10:10And tomorrow?
00:10:11Tomorrow I'm with Elvira.
00:10:12But when?
00:10:14Are you free on Monday afternoon?
00:10:16Yes, yes.
00:10:17Sorry, I'm busy at this time.
00:10:19Maybe at six?
00:10:21It suits me.
00:10:22You?
00:10:23Oh my God, and you?
00:10:25Me too.
00:10:26Okay, then at six.
00:10:27Bye.
00:10:28Agreed, bye.
00:10:42THE GERMAN EMBASSY
00:10:55He says, Korman, I need to talk to the attaché of the German embassy.
00:10:59It's urgent.
00:11:00The meeting of His Excellency Gustav and the director of the Central Bank is scheduled for tomorrow at half past ten.
00:11:07Yes, our consul will also be present.
00:11:10THE GERMAN EMBASSY
00:11:18Damn it!
00:11:32Go and look from the other side.
00:11:36Behind the chestnuts.
00:11:41THE GERMAN EMBASSY
00:11:49When is the departure?
00:11:51According to the schedule.
00:11:53In three minutes and twenty-four seconds.
00:11:55Can't we go right now?
00:11:58What's the hurry?
00:12:00I was tortured by cacorites.
00:12:02What?
00:12:03Cacorites are birds that bother tourists.
00:12:06Ah, parrots.
00:12:08Stop reading the newspaper, I'm in a hurry.
00:12:20Will we ever go?
00:12:24As you wish.
00:12:25Where are we going?
00:12:26I want to see Rome.
00:12:30Where do we start?
00:12:32I'd like to see the Fountain of Trivia.
00:12:34If it's possible, we'll pass by.
00:12:36We can arrange it.
00:12:50Do you always drive like this?
00:12:52Yes, zigzags.
00:12:59But you don't look at the road.
00:13:02I do.
00:13:03It's reflected in your eyes.
00:13:06Really?
00:13:08Of course.
00:13:09Try to close them.
00:13:19Do you see?
00:13:25Hey!
00:13:29Look what you've done!
00:13:32It's my fault. I closed my eyes.
00:13:34She's right.
00:13:35How can she close her eyes?
00:13:37You'll do it.
00:13:38Get down and look what you've done.
00:13:40Look.
00:13:44I'll need at least 50,000 lire to repair it.
00:13:48Got it?
00:13:49Here.
00:13:52Here's 70,000.
00:13:54It's for lunch.
00:13:55But why?
00:13:57Because something fantastic happened to me.
00:14:01What exactly?
00:14:03I fell in love.
00:14:06With me?
00:14:07No, with her.
00:14:09Why are you so quiet?
00:14:11Because she doesn't know about it.
00:14:13Do you want me to tell her?
00:14:15No, you're too rude.
00:14:16Bye.
00:14:21Here we are.
00:14:22This is the Fountain of Trivia.
00:14:24It's amazing.
00:14:26You're much more beautiful.
00:14:27Thank you.
00:14:29If you want to go back to Rome,
00:14:31you have to throw a coin into the fountain.
00:14:33Really?
00:14:34Who said that?
00:14:36I did.
00:14:37By the way, my name is Barnabas.
00:14:39And yours?
00:14:40Christina.
00:14:41You have a beautiful name.
00:14:45Are you a princess?
00:14:48Not yet.
00:14:53I want to check if you're telling the truth.
00:14:56Can you exchange it for money?
00:15:00What is it?
00:15:01A medallion.
00:15:04But it's gold.
00:15:05How much does it cost?
00:15:06800,000.
00:15:07Can you exchange it for money?
00:15:09I didn't take anything with me.
00:15:11Then I'll throw it into the fountain
00:15:13and go back to Rome.
00:15:16I think it's a gold coin.
00:15:21A coin would be enough.
00:15:24I'd like to come back here often.
00:15:26Yes, we'll come here on our wedding trip.
00:15:30What a joke.
00:15:31Let's go.
00:15:35Remember one thing.
00:15:37I never joke.
00:15:38As soon as I saw you,
00:15:40I decided that we would get married.
00:15:42Let's change the subject.
00:15:44For now.
00:15:45What else do you want to see in Rome?
00:15:47A lot, but I don't have much time.
00:15:49Besides, I was told that you have terrible movement.
00:15:52I know detour routes.
00:16:02It's shaking a little, sorry.
00:16:05Oh, God.
00:16:09Now we're going to Coronario,
00:16:11the street of antique shops.
00:16:13It's a narrow street, but we'll get there.
00:16:23Be careful.
00:16:47Khmer!
00:16:48Khmer!
00:16:50What does Khmer mean?
00:16:53It's a Roman compliment.
00:16:55When someone is nice to you,
00:16:57he is called Khmer.
00:16:59Khmer!
00:17:17This is the Roman Forum.
00:17:19Unfortunately, today is Thursday.
00:17:21The Roman Forum is closed.
00:17:23Are you sure that today is Thursday?
00:17:25Well, yes.
00:17:28Maybe you'll check it anyway?
00:17:32It's definitely not Thursday today.
00:17:37I only ask you, if you see other guards,
00:17:40don't let them in.
00:17:42I don't want to see them.
00:17:44I don't want to see them.
00:17:46I only ask you, if you see other guards,
00:17:49fill your mouth with water.
00:17:57Fill my mouth with water.
00:17:59If we see guards, do we have to drink?
00:18:01Drink what?
00:18:02He said water.
00:18:03It's a saying.
00:18:05Can you speak if you have water in your mouth?
00:18:07No.
00:18:16It's a pity that there is no demonstrator.
00:18:18Who is absent?
00:18:20The one who guides the tourists and tells them everything.
00:18:23Ah, a guide.
00:18:24I'll replace you with a guide.
00:18:26I know the history of Rome very well.
00:18:28Watch carefully.
00:18:37What is this?
00:18:39What is this?
00:18:41What is this?
00:18:42What do you mean, what is this?
00:18:44Do you hear the bulls?
00:18:46These are Russian bulls.
00:18:48This is Romulo who is plowing the field.
00:18:50Ah.
00:18:51But Romulo had a very romantic brother.
00:18:53He tells him,
00:18:54Listen, Romalino,
00:18:55why don't we give this city the name Love?
00:18:59No,
00:19:00says Romulo,
00:19:01who from birth told him everything.
00:19:03We'll call it Rome.
00:19:05And we won't let anyone in.
00:19:10But Rome was also scattered.
00:19:14He set foot on the furrow.
00:19:16Then Romulo rushed at him.
00:19:18There was a terrible fight.
00:19:26Don't do it, Remo.
00:19:27Don't do it.
00:19:30No, not the eyes.
00:19:33It hurts me.
00:19:44Ah.
00:19:49When I fight,
00:19:50I'm terrible too.
00:19:54At some point,
00:19:55Romulo says,
00:19:56Guys, we're out of women.
00:19:58He gets in the wheelchair
00:20:00and leaves.
00:20:10Barnaba,
00:20:11Barnaba,
00:20:12I don't see you.
00:20:14Barnaba,
00:20:15where are you?
00:20:19Ah.
00:20:20I'm here.
00:20:21What are you doing?
00:20:23Kidnapping Sobinians.
00:20:25Romans and Sobinians
00:20:27immediately fell in love with each other.
00:20:29But I'm not a Sobinian.
00:20:32And I'm not an ancient Roman.
00:20:35Go on.
00:20:36I'm very curious.
00:20:37What happened next?
00:20:40Then came the time of the Monarchy
00:20:42and the Seven Kings.
00:20:43Not eight, but seven,
00:20:44because there were seven hills.
00:20:46And they said,
00:20:48Why are we fighting?
00:20:50Let's go to other countries.
00:20:52And they moved in the Roman way.
00:20:55They passed France in the French way,
00:20:58and Spain in the Spanish way.
00:21:00And next to them lived muscular, hairy men.
00:21:02With a beard like this.
00:21:04No, like this.
00:21:06No, like this.
00:21:08And the beard on their tongue
00:21:10sounded like a barbarian.
00:21:12That's why they were called barbarians,
00:21:14that is, barbarians.
00:21:16Do you understand?
00:21:18Barbarians are those with a beard.
00:21:20The leader of the barbarians said,
00:21:22Hey, barbarian,
00:21:24what are the Romans doing there?
00:21:26And the barbarians said,
00:21:28What are the Romans doing there?
00:21:34They are resting,
00:21:35and they eat eggs with one hand.
00:21:37And with the other?
00:21:42And with the other they caress the slaves.
00:21:45What are you talking about?
00:21:47And with the other?
00:21:49And with the other they play the kefari.
00:21:51And with the other?
00:21:55And with the other they drink wine.
00:21:57Are all hands busy?
00:21:59All. All are busy.
00:22:01Then they descended from the Alps
00:22:03and destroyed the Roman Empire.
00:22:16Do you see what the empire is?
00:22:18One push and...
00:22:20Damn, we'd better get out of here.
00:22:22Let's go.
00:22:28Honk, honk, honk.
00:22:33Full tank?
00:22:35Yes, 2,000.
00:22:372,000 liters?
00:22:39For 2,000 lire.
00:22:41Just look at them.
00:22:43The more cars, the less gasoline they buy.
00:22:47Where did you come from,
00:22:49that you have never seen the sea?
00:22:51From a state in the center of Europe.
00:22:53It is so small that you need a magnifying glass
00:22:55to look at it on the world map.
00:22:57France?
00:22:58To see France you need a magnifying glass?
00:23:00I have such a small world map.
00:23:04Let me at least wipe the glass for you.
00:23:09It's absurd. It's unthinkable.
00:23:11I swear by the name of St. Tulip.
00:23:13How did it disappear?
00:23:15You searched well.
00:23:17Everywhere.
00:23:19What is the name of your...
00:23:21Korman.
00:23:22Korman, Korman.
00:23:23Korman?
00:23:24We searched the villa, the park, everything.
00:23:26Nothing.
00:23:27Your daughter is just crazy.
00:23:29Please, Gustav, do something.
00:23:31A poor girl, alone, in an unfamiliar city.
00:23:34You're right.
00:23:35What's his name?
00:23:36Korman.
00:23:37Korman, call the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
00:23:39Get all the Italian police on their feet.
00:23:41No, wait a minute.
00:23:42And the press, Your Highness?
00:23:44What does the press have to do with it?
00:23:46How will we look in the eyes of the Central Bank?
00:23:48You understand, this is a scandal.
00:23:50Have you thought about the scandal?
00:23:52I'm the Duchess of St. Tulip.
00:23:54Then what are we going to do?
00:23:56Let me give you some advice.
00:23:57Korman, you can go.
00:23:58Go, go.
00:23:59We'll take care of it ourselves.
00:24:01I'll throw my people at it.
00:24:03High-ranking professionals.
00:24:19You are very beautiful.
00:24:21Thank you.
00:24:22Why don't you change?
00:24:24What's wrong?
00:24:51I forgot to comb my hair.
00:24:53But you have a hat on.
00:24:55They fell apart under the hat.
00:24:57Did you comb your hair?
00:24:59Just a minute.
00:25:00You are beautiful from all sides.
00:25:03Are you done?
00:25:05Yes.
00:25:32What else?
00:25:34It's very hot out there.
00:25:36That's why I came back here.
00:25:44I understand.
00:25:52What do you understand?
00:25:55You want to stay with me.
00:25:57You're wrong.
00:25:59Oh, really? Then get out.
00:26:01Get out.
00:26:02I'm not going anywhere.
00:26:08All right, then.
00:26:25She's not here. Let's look somewhere else.
00:26:31Let's go.
00:26:44I had a friend.
00:26:46He met a girl.
00:26:49And he fell in love with her.
00:26:51You know, it was like lightning.
00:26:54Oh, really?
00:26:55Yes.
00:26:57But she was so-so.
00:27:02Have you ever been in love?
00:27:04Me? No, I haven't.
00:27:06When I was a kid, I had a strong passion.
00:27:10And?
00:27:11I got burned.
00:27:17It happens.
00:27:19And you? Have you ever been in love?
00:27:23To this day, seriously, never.
00:27:26How wonderful. I'm so glad you're in love.
00:27:29With whom?
00:27:31Are you laughing?
00:27:33As if you don't understand what's in you.
00:27:36Of course I do.
00:27:38But I'm very confused by the confession of love.
00:27:41The last one was a few days ago.
00:27:43A guy full of money.
00:27:45From the Krupp Corporation.
00:27:47You know, they make guns.
00:27:49It's all nonsense.
00:27:51Do you love me or not?
00:27:53If you say no, I'll drown.
00:27:56I don't believe you.
00:27:58Then try to say it.
00:28:00No matter what I say.
00:28:02Say it and you'll see.
00:28:04No.
00:28:05No?
00:28:12Now I'll have to drown.
00:28:18I'll drown.
00:28:20I'll drown.
00:28:50I'll drown.
00:28:56I'll drown.
00:29:01I'll drown.
00:29:06I'll drown.
00:29:09I'll drown.
00:29:12I'll drown.
00:29:14I'll drown.
00:29:16I'll drown.
00:29:20I'll drown.
00:29:25So you're alive.
00:29:33What if I kiss you here in front of everyone?
00:29:36In front of everyone, you'll get slapped.
00:29:39But when we get married...
00:29:41We'll get married.
00:29:43But why? We're good with you.
00:29:46We'll be a fantastic couple.
00:29:49You're a beautiful girl.
00:29:51And I'm much more beautiful than you.
00:29:54I'm afraid there will be difficulties.
00:29:57What difficulties? I don't see any problems.
00:30:01I understand the age difference.
00:30:06You'll be 40 in 20 years.
00:30:09But I'll get over it somehow.
00:30:14Come here.
00:30:20Do you like it?
00:30:22What is it for?
00:30:24For our bedroom.
00:30:26If you buy dark furniture, a light rug will look good.
00:30:30You must be crazy.
00:30:32You're probably right.
00:30:34For dark furniture, the rug must be dark.
00:30:49He doesn't understand anything.
00:30:57He doesn't understand anything.
00:31:06He said he doesn't have dark ones.
00:31:09He doesn't have dark ones?
00:31:11You don't have dark rugs?
00:31:13Get out of here.
00:31:15How dare you come in here?
00:31:19I see everyone likes you.
00:31:22Yes.
00:31:41Give me the hat.
00:31:43Why?
00:31:45I'll go jump.
00:31:48Go ahead.
00:32:18I'll go jump.
00:32:44Wow.
00:32:48Bravo!
00:32:50Bravo!
00:32:58The famous chiropractor Madame de Tebe
00:33:03will tell you everything about your future.
00:33:09The occult clouds are dispersing
00:33:13I see.
00:33:15I see.
00:33:18And I see your fiance.
00:33:21Yes.
00:33:22He's tall,
00:33:24broad-shouldered,
00:33:26has a smart look
00:33:30and a beautiful smile.
00:33:34That's your fiance.
00:33:39He has
00:33:41a mark on his body
00:33:46three dots
00:33:48like a star
00:33:50near his belly button.
00:33:53Yes.
00:33:55Yes.
00:33:56I see him very well.
00:33:59And I even see his beautiful name.
00:34:04His name,
00:34:06his name,
00:34:08his name
00:34:10is B
00:34:12Bar
00:34:14Barnaba.
00:34:17Did you talk to her?
00:34:19No.
00:34:24You gave her money in advance.
00:34:27No, I swear.
00:34:32Then how does she know about you?
00:34:35She's my aunt.
00:34:37Fraudster.
00:34:38Liar.
00:34:39Clown.
00:34:50Well done.
00:34:51You're a sniper.
00:34:52I'll tell you a secret.
00:34:54I'm a lieutenant of the guard.
00:34:56Lieutenant?
00:34:57Yes.
00:34:58Strange.
00:34:59I thought you were a captain.
00:35:01Very good.
00:35:02Congratulations, Irina.
00:35:03You won a beautiful doll.
00:35:05I don't want a doll.
00:35:06I don't like her.
00:35:07I want that monkey.
00:35:10Give her that monkey.
00:35:12Look how cute she is.
00:35:14And she looks a lot like you.
00:35:17She's a little more beautiful.
00:35:19I'm sorry, but I'm not giving the plush monkey to anyone.
00:35:23The monkey is one of the prizes.
00:35:25You have to give it to her.
00:35:27Yes, but I'll give it only to the one
00:35:29who hits five targets with one shot.
00:35:32Give me the gun.
00:35:52Wow.
00:35:55I've never seen five targets with one shot.
00:36:03You're so good.
00:36:05Are you a guard, too?
00:36:08I'll tell you a secret.
00:36:10I have a big ass.
00:36:17I don't think so.
00:36:19It's quite normal.
00:36:21Even a small one.
00:36:23It's just a saying.
00:36:25It means I'm lucky.
00:36:27I was supposed to go to dinner in Campidoglio.
00:36:30I don't know a restaurant like that.
00:36:32But I can take you to a high-class pizzeria.
00:36:35On Michelet Square?
00:36:37No, by the Tiber River.
00:36:39Oh, God, I can't. I have to leave.
00:36:42Oh, God, what time is it?
00:36:44Nine.
00:36:47You don't have any time left. It's already nine.
00:36:49Nine?
00:36:50Nine.
00:36:51Oh, God.
00:36:54It's Christina. Can I talk to my father?
00:36:59Your Highness, it's Christina.
00:37:01Finally. It's been a long time.
00:37:05Christina?
00:37:06Hi, Dad. How are you?
00:37:08I'm fine.
00:37:09I'm fine.
00:37:10I'm fine.
00:37:11I'm fine.
00:37:12I'm fine.
00:37:13I'm fine.
00:37:14I'm fine.
00:37:15I'm fine.
00:37:16I'm fine.
00:37:17I'm fine.
00:37:18I'm fine.
00:37:19I'm fine.
00:37:20I'm fine.
00:37:21I'm fine.
00:37:22How are you?
00:37:23Well, where are you? Who are you with?
00:37:26I'm with a friend.
00:37:27With a friend? What friend?
00:37:29Come back right now.
00:37:31Dad, don't be angry. Everything's fine.
00:37:33We'll see each other after dinner.
00:37:34Are you crazy? Everyone's waiting for you.
00:37:36The mayor, the sons-in-law, the cardinal.
00:37:39Oggetti.
00:37:40Cardinal Oggetti, director of the Central Bank.
00:37:42Minister of Tourism.
00:37:43Minister of Tourism. I'm asking you, Christina, come back.
00:37:46I'm asking you right now. I'm ordering you.
00:37:49Do you understand?
00:37:50What are you doing?
00:37:51I'll talk to her myself.
00:37:52I'm sorry, Dad, don't be angry. Your daughter's with me.
00:37:56Who are you?
00:37:58Who's talking?
00:37:59Cecchini Barnaba, bus driver.
00:38:02Your daughter's in good hands.
00:38:04I'll take her to dinner, and then I'll send her home.
00:38:06Deal?
00:38:07Dinner? What do you mean, dinner?
00:38:09Don't worry, I'll pay.
00:38:11Goodbye.
00:38:13So, how did it go?
00:38:14Heartfelt.
00:38:16Your daughter's going to dinner with the bus driver.
00:38:19How lovely.
00:38:20Do you remember when we first met, you took me to a restaurant called Maggiaro?
00:38:24We played the violin there.
00:38:26What does that have to do with it? I wasn't a bus driver.
00:38:28I was the ruling prince.
00:38:30And what are you standing around for?
00:38:31Call your people and send them to the best restaurants in the city center.
00:38:35Move it!
00:38:36Corman!
00:38:37Yes, of course.
00:38:38Just a minute.
00:38:39Your Excellency, allow me to give you some advice.
00:38:41Bus drivers usually take the girl to a third-class restaurant,
00:38:45preferably a pizzeria.
00:38:48Then check the pizzeria.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:50Corman!
00:38:56Do you like it here?
00:38:58Yes.
00:38:59It's better than in Campidoglio.
00:39:03By the way, I live there.
00:39:05There's an empty apartment behind the wall.
00:39:07And when we get married...
00:39:08When we get married?
00:39:10Yes, when...
00:39:11Oh, you want to know when we get married?
00:39:13That's fair, you should know that.
00:39:15Because when it's time to get married,
00:39:17you have to come to church too.
00:39:19It's the 27th of this month.
00:39:21Does it suit you?
00:39:22I'll have a salary, I'll take two weeks off,
00:39:24and we'll go on a wedding trip.
00:39:26Venice, Trieste, Monza.
00:39:31What do you say?
00:39:32What are we going to order?
00:39:34Mario has wonderful stuffed calzones.
00:39:37I highly recommend it.
00:39:39Okay.
00:39:41Ciao, Barnabo!
00:39:42Ciao, Mario.
00:39:46What a beautiful girl.
00:39:48Have you seen her?
00:39:49She's new every night.
00:39:51What would you like?
00:39:52I'd like stuffed pants.
00:39:55And calzones.
00:39:56Calzones!
00:39:57We're out of calzones.
00:39:59We only have pasta.
00:40:00Nothing else.
00:40:01Nothing else?
00:40:02Nothing else.
00:40:03Well, then...
00:40:05Then I'll have pasta.
00:40:07What would you like?
00:40:08Pasta.
00:40:09Pasta?
00:40:10Yes.
00:40:11Do you have pasta?
00:40:12Yes.
00:40:13Okay.
00:40:15You'll like it.
00:40:16What are you talking about?
00:40:17Pasta.
00:40:18So, about the empty apartment.
00:40:20I have some savings.
00:40:22I'll take a loan and buy it.
00:40:24I'll take down the walls,
00:40:27and we'll have four rooms.
00:40:29Four?
00:40:30Does it suit you?
00:40:31How many rooms do you have?
00:40:32How many do you have?
00:40:35Well...
00:40:40Forty-two.
00:40:44And what's the name of your hotel?
00:40:46What?
00:40:47The hotel you own.
00:40:49No, we get our income from the casino.
00:40:52Do you know what a casino is?
00:40:54Of course.
00:40:55It's a place with prostitutes.
00:40:56But...
00:40:57Anyway, even if you have a lot of money,
00:41:00I won't take a dime from them.
00:41:05We can get married,
00:41:07only if...
00:41:09Only if?
00:41:11Only if it snows in August.
00:41:15It will.
00:41:22The wine is very good.
00:41:24Be careful, Signorina.
00:41:25The wine is pleasant, but insidious.
00:41:42These noodles are also called cords,
00:41:44because they look like telephone cords.
00:41:47Hello?
00:41:48Can I talk to Christina?
00:41:50Yes.
00:41:52I had a great day with you today.
00:41:54Listen to the program for tomorrow.
00:41:56I'll finish at four,
00:41:57and I'll be at your place at five.
00:41:59I'll talk to your father,
00:42:01and I'll ask him for your hands.
00:42:03Deal?
00:42:06Hello?
00:42:07Hello?
00:42:08Hello?
00:42:10It fell on the line.
00:42:15Why are you laughing?
00:42:18Because you have two noses and four eyes.
00:42:21Girl, be careful with this wine.
00:42:23We found them in the pizzeria.
00:42:26What are they doing?
00:42:27Eating pasta?
00:42:28We're starting to act.
00:42:29No flirting.
00:42:30Wait for the right moment
00:42:31when you can neutralize the man
00:42:33and take the princess.
00:42:34Okay, Coleman.
00:42:39I want to tell you a secret.
00:42:43Listen carefully and don't be scared.
00:42:47I'm Christina de Saint-Tulip.
00:42:51I'm a princess.
00:42:54I told you not to get drunk.
00:42:57Mario, the bill.
00:42:58You don't believe me?
00:43:01I'm a princess.
00:43:04And I'm the Duke of Windsor.
00:43:07It's impossible.
00:43:08I know the Duke of Windsor.
00:43:10He's my godfather.
00:43:11Here's the bill.
00:43:14I don't want to leave yet.
00:43:17We have to go.
00:43:19Let's dance.
00:43:21No, we'd better leave.
00:43:22Don't you want to dance with me?
00:43:25I'll dance without you.
00:43:28No one will invite me to dance here.
00:43:31No one will invite me to dance?
00:43:33I invite you.
00:43:34Very good.
00:43:35Tango, maestro.
00:44:00You won't dance with me anymore.
00:44:03Why?
00:44:06Because I said so.
00:44:09And what will you do to me?
00:44:12You'd better not know.
00:44:14You can be very scared.
00:44:19Waston.
00:44:21Before you let go of my hand,
00:44:23see what I can do.
00:44:35Come on.
00:44:54Don't move.
00:45:03What are you doing?
00:45:05Let me go.
00:45:07Let me go.
00:45:16Wow.
00:45:22I'm tired.
00:45:23Where are you taking me?
00:45:26Home.
00:45:27Where do you live?
00:45:28Who?
00:45:29You.
00:45:30I don't know.
00:45:31I don't remember.
00:45:32I don't remember at all.
00:45:34Don't joke.
00:45:35No, it's not good.
00:45:36Take me to bed.
00:45:38Take me to a place where I can sleep.
00:45:48Let me go.
00:45:50I can walk by myself.
00:45:59The laces were good.
00:46:01And the wine too.
00:46:02The wine is even better.
00:46:04Let's go.
00:46:09There's no one here right now.
00:46:11Let's go.
00:46:16No.
00:46:27It will take more time,
00:46:29but they won't notice us.
00:46:34Come on.
00:47:04Let's go.
00:47:13It's done.
00:47:28Damn it.
00:47:29What are we going to do?
00:47:30They won't clean all the flats.
00:47:32Sooner or later they'll get out of here.
00:47:35Let's wait.
00:47:59Good night, my love.
00:48:01Barnabas.
00:48:02Yes.
00:48:06Yes.
00:48:07I wanted to tell you that it was a wonderful day.
00:48:12You are so kind,
00:48:13so sweet,
00:48:14so nice.
00:48:16You are a real
00:48:17Khmer.
00:48:22Thank you.
00:48:23Now go to sleep.
00:48:31Good night.
00:49:01Good night.
00:49:21Christina, where are you going?
00:49:23Home.
00:49:24I'll walk you.
00:49:25No, it's impossible.
00:49:26How is it impossible?
00:49:28Of course it's impossible if you locked me in here.
00:49:31Open, Christina.
00:49:33Christina, open.
00:49:35Open, Christina.
00:49:37Christina, open.
00:49:58Nobody here.
00:50:03Where is this knocking?
00:50:09Nobody here.
00:50:12Nobody here either.
00:50:17Open.
00:50:22Barnabas, what are you doing here?
00:50:24What can I do here?
00:50:25I'm sleeping, of course.
00:50:28You know, I'm sleeping in my bed.
00:50:35Christina!
00:50:38Where are you going?
00:50:40Christina!
00:50:58Christina looks like this.
00:51:00Fluffy hair like a spring wind
00:51:02and shining eyes like the sun at dawn.
00:51:06And when one sees her,
00:51:07one remains enchanted forever.
00:51:09Clear?
00:51:13I forgot to tell you an important thing.
00:51:20I'm madly in love with her.
00:51:24Do you see the blood?
00:51:26You must go in all directions,
00:51:28find her and bring her here immediately.
00:51:30Clear, guys?
00:51:31Don't linger, look for her.
00:51:34Go!
00:51:38Tea, Your Highness.
00:51:39Yes, thank you.
00:51:45Christina, tell me what you did last night.
00:51:48Tell me about this man.
00:51:51Christina, confess.
00:51:53You spent the night with him.
00:51:55What did you do?
00:51:57Christina, I order you to speak.
00:51:59Come on, speak.
00:52:01All right.
00:52:07All right.
00:52:09I have to go to the Central Bank meeting,
00:52:11but I won't leave it that way.
00:52:13No!
00:52:15No, it won't end that way.
00:52:17It won't end that way.
00:52:22Christina, my dear,
00:52:24you can confess to me.
00:52:26I, too, once,
00:52:27before meeting your father,
00:52:29spent the night in Venice with a gondolier.
00:52:31How he roared!
00:52:33How wonderful it was!
00:52:35No, Mom,
00:52:36there was nothing between us.
00:52:38And this whole story is over.
00:52:42Yes, of course,
00:52:43Italians are not what they used to be.
00:52:47Yes.
00:53:01Today Barna is not in the mood.
00:53:04Yes, today Barna is not in the mood.
00:53:08Is it because he lost his girlfriend?
00:53:11Yes, it upset him.
00:53:18What's up?
00:53:19How long have you been standing here?
00:53:21Since this morning.
00:53:22And what?
00:53:23Haven't you seen the most beautiful girl?
00:53:25She has blue eyes,
00:53:26with a greenish hue.
00:53:28Like clouds in a March sky.
00:53:30Clouds?
00:53:31In a March...
00:53:32In a March...
00:53:33Sky.
00:53:34Sky.
00:53:35In which I am madly in love.
00:53:37Madly in love.
00:53:40That's right, madly.
00:53:42Madly in love.
00:53:44Madly in love.
00:53:46That's right, madly.
00:53:47That's right, madly.
00:53:50This is not a reason to stop the whole movement.
00:53:52No.
00:53:53Then drive by.
00:53:54Have you seen her or not?
00:53:55Drive by.
00:53:56Have you seen her or not?
00:53:57With eyes like clouds in a March sky?
00:53:59Yes.
00:54:00No, drive by.
00:54:01You could have said that right away.
00:54:08What else?
00:54:09If you see her, tell me.
00:54:11All right, all right.
00:54:13Do you know where I'm going?
00:54:15Yes, I know, I know where you're going.
00:54:17And where?
00:54:18To hell.
00:54:19That's right.
00:54:39She's not among them.
00:54:45Sorry, I didn't offer you.
00:54:51I forgot, you only eat nuts.
00:54:57Barnaba, do you want broth?
00:54:59You can't eat nothing like this.
00:55:03What is this?
00:55:05Of all the girls, you chose the heartless one,
00:55:08which is even worse than the devil.
00:55:10What is this?
00:55:11What is this?
00:55:12What is this?
00:55:13Of all the girls, you chose the heartless one,
00:55:15which is even worse than the devil.
00:55:17At the moment, in Rome,
00:55:19Princess Christina de San Tulip
00:55:21is in Rome,
00:55:22who will spend a few days here.
00:55:24You now see her in the form of a lieutenant of the Guard.
00:55:42Iris! Iris, I found her! It's her! It's her!
00:55:50Iris! Iris!
00:55:52What do you want?
00:55:53Look! It's her!
00:55:56Which one of the three?
00:56:03During her stay, the princess stayed at the Embassy of St. Tulipa
00:56:07in a beautiful mansion on the Aventine Hill.
00:56:10I found her.
00:56:12I found her, do you understand? I found her!
00:56:15Calm down, calm down.
00:56:17I found her.
00:56:23I found her.
00:56:34It's him again.
00:56:36Be careful, he's dangerous.
00:56:39Stop!
00:56:40What's up?
00:56:41Where are you going?
00:56:42To the Embassy.
00:56:43And this?
00:56:44This is my friend.
00:56:52It's clean.
00:56:53The monkey is clean too.
00:56:55You can go.
00:56:57Tell Coleman there's a suspicious guy with a monkey and a bouquet of flowers.
00:57:12Got it.
00:57:27Yes, yes, he's here. I'll find out.
00:57:37My name is Coleman. Are you looking for something?
00:57:41I'm looking for the princess.
00:57:42Princess Christine?
00:57:44Why, is there another one?
00:57:46Excuse me, who are you?
00:57:47Checkini Barnaba.
00:57:49Do you have an appointment?
00:57:50No, but I'm her friend.
00:57:52You can be anyone, but if you don't have an appointment, Princess Christine won't accept you.
00:57:59Really?
00:58:00Give her this.
00:58:02This?
00:58:03Yes.
00:58:04Go.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:09Excuse me, Consul.
00:58:11I'm waiting for a loan of 50 billion, and you're bringing me a monkey.
00:58:16It's not you, it's the princess.
00:58:18Who's sending monkeys to my daughter?
00:58:20This man is waiting downstairs. He says his name is Checkini Barnaba.
00:58:23Checkini Barnaba again.
00:58:25Get him out of here, or better yet, arrest him.
00:58:29Allow me to give you some advice.
00:58:33You can expect anything from him.
00:58:36He's a real journalist.
00:58:38We don't need the attention of the press at such a delicate moment.
00:58:42You're right.
00:58:43He could also be a blackmailer.
00:58:45Let me take care of him.
00:58:47No, I'll take care of him myself.
00:58:49I want to look at this guy.
00:58:52Tell him to get up.
00:58:54Yes, Your Highness, allow me to give you some advice.
00:58:57In some cases, it's better to give up.
00:59:01Okay.
00:59:13Hi, Dad.
00:59:16Do you like my dress? It's from Fickelmann.
00:59:20How much does it cost?
00:59:23Three million.
00:59:25Three million?
00:59:27Don't you think we should limit our expenses?
00:59:31How did she end up here?
00:59:33Barnaba was here, wasn't he?
00:59:35He'll come up here.
00:59:37I want to say hello to him.
00:59:39No, you'd better not talk to him.
00:59:41But this morning I left him so badly.
00:59:43I locked him in the box.
00:59:44In the box?
00:59:45Yes, so that he wouldn't come out.
00:59:47Kostina, yesterday you were a tourist, but today you're a princess again.
00:59:50So please get out of here right now.
00:59:53Okay, but don't be angry.
00:59:55When you're angry, you're so funny.
00:59:57Go.
01:00:04Signor Barnaba Cecchini.
01:00:06Let him in.
01:00:14Actually, I'd like to talk to Kristina. Where is she?
01:00:18One moment, young man.
01:00:20We're the ones asking the questions here.
01:00:24Who, we?
01:00:26The rulers of the principality talk about themselves in many ways.
01:00:32What do you want?
01:00:35He wants to see Kristina.
01:00:40Who, he?
01:00:41Barnaba.
01:00:43We, the people, talk about ourselves only.
01:00:46May I?
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Thank you.
01:00:50Let's leave the formalities aside.
01:00:52My daughter is not here.
01:00:54Ah, so you're her father.
01:00:56Nice to meet you.
01:00:57We talked on the phone.
01:00:59Yes, yes, I remember perfectly.
01:01:01Do you remember on the phone?
01:01:02Let's get down to business.
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:06You must have photographed Kristina.
01:01:10Yes, that's right. Even in the swimsuit.
01:01:13And my daughter spent the night with you, right?
01:01:16Yes, in my house.
01:01:18Okay, I understand.
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:22I'm very glad you understand that I came to ask you...
01:01:25Ten million is enough?
01:01:29Yes, ten million can be quite useful.
01:01:32Of course, it's not a lot, but you can limit expenses.
01:01:35But everything must be. Church, reception, snacks.
01:01:38What snacks?
01:01:39After the wedding. It's customary.
01:01:42But if you want, we can reduce the list of guests.
01:01:46I brought my own. See?
01:01:50Here.
01:01:56We can exclude these two.
01:01:58I don't like them very much.
01:02:00Excuse me, do you really want to marry my daughter?
01:02:03Am I right?
01:02:04You are very right.
01:02:06But do you understand what you're talking about?
01:02:08I understand perfectly.
01:02:09I can't hear you.
01:02:10Don't you know?
01:02:12She has so many applicants.
01:02:15Aristocrats, industrialists, gun manufacturers, even oil tycoons.
01:02:20I'm a bus driver.
01:02:22What? Explain.
01:02:24I'm a bus driver.
01:02:26Driver.
01:02:37Are you happy?
01:02:38I knew you had democratic views.
01:02:42Does the 27th suit you?
01:02:44My son.
01:02:45Dad.
01:02:46What dad?
01:02:48Listen, young man.
01:02:49Tell me at least one reason why I should give my daughter to you.
01:02:54Because I'm in love.
01:02:56Then I'll give you advice.
01:02:57Yes.
01:02:58Forget her.
01:02:59Okay.
01:03:00Throw her out of your head.
01:03:01Done.
01:03:02Don't remember.
01:03:03I've never seen her.
01:03:04She's not for you.
01:03:06Then who is she for?
01:03:10I don't know.
01:03:11You still have to get this girl.
01:03:15That's right.
01:03:17Maybe we should hold a referendum.
01:03:19I don't know.
01:03:20A referendum would be nice because...
01:03:22What referendum?
01:03:24You'll never see her again.
01:03:28Now you're clear.
01:03:30Yes.
01:03:31I forgot to tell you.
01:03:36I think everything was fine when I came.
01:03:38Yes, more or less.
01:03:39I'm taking my watch with me.
01:03:41But we'll see each other again.
01:03:43Remember.
01:03:45We'll see each other again.
01:03:46I hope not.
01:03:49Well, I'm going.
01:03:51Please.
01:04:01Bye.
01:04:31Bye.
01:05:01Bye.
01:05:32He doesn't make me suffer, you know.
01:05:39He doesn't make me live.
01:05:41It gives him pain.
01:05:43To find love.
01:05:45For that one, for that one.
01:05:49Very hot, very hot.
01:05:51In love with that one.
01:05:52Very hot, very hot.
01:05:54In love with that one.
01:05:56In love with that one.
01:06:02For that one, for that one.
01:06:23Very hot, very hot.
01:06:25In love with that one.
01:06:27Very hot, very hot.
01:06:29In love with that one.
01:06:31In love...
01:06:38For that one, for that one.
01:06:55Very hot, very hot.
01:06:57In love with that one.
01:07:03In love...
01:07:11For that one, for that one.
01:07:16In love with that one.
01:07:18In love with that one.
01:07:21Love!
01:07:23He's a bastard!
01:07:44Barnaba, are you home?
01:07:46No, I'm not.
01:07:47No, you are.
01:07:48It's Elvira, you should have taken me to a dance.
01:07:50Why didn't you come?
01:07:52I'm not at home. How can I answer you?
01:08:23I told you, I'm not here.
01:08:25Even for me?
01:08:26It's Cristina.
01:08:27Cristina?
01:08:28I'm home for you.
01:08:31I wanted to thank you for the serenade.
01:08:34It's nothing.
01:08:35You know, yesterday I talked to your father.
01:08:37Really?
01:08:38Yes, I asked for your hand.
01:08:40He didn't quite agree with me.
01:08:43But I think we won't have any problems.
01:08:46Do you agree tomorrow at nine?
01:08:48To get married?
01:08:49I can't cancel, I have an appointment at twenty-seventh.
01:08:52Tomorrow morning at nine we'll choose a bambognera.
01:09:00But before that, I wanted to have breakfast with you.
01:09:03I found an amazing cafe where they bake delicious buns.
01:09:07I can't tomorrow morning, I have a breakfast in Spertini.
01:09:10Take him with you.
01:09:12It's impossible.
01:09:14Why?
01:09:15Because tomorrow morning at nine we'll choose a bambognera.
01:09:18Why?
01:09:20Damn.
01:09:21What is it?
01:09:23A mosquito.
01:09:26Wait a minute.
01:09:34If you can't tomorrow morning at nine,
01:09:36then let's meet at noon on the last bus at twenty-ninth.
01:09:40I can't, I have a lot to do.
01:09:42Try to understand me, Barnabas.
01:09:45Don't you have a minute to have lunch?
01:09:48We'll go to Mario.
01:09:51No, I really can't.
01:09:52Besides, tomorrow we have a big reception at the embassy.
01:09:55What?
01:09:57Well, it's when a lot of people are invited.
01:10:01A party?
01:10:02Well, yes.
01:10:03Do you want me to come too?
01:10:06It will be a lunch with high-ranking officials.
01:10:09There will be cardinals, ambassadors, high-ranking officials.
01:10:12In general, you invite me.
01:10:15How do you imagine yourself among such important people?
01:10:21I understand.
01:10:23I'm not that high-ranking, right?
01:10:25You know what I'll tell you?
01:10:27You're a spoiled brat.
01:10:29But when we get married, I'll think about how to change your character.
01:10:39Idiot.
01:10:41I imagined.
01:10:44Fool.
01:10:46Who is a fool?
01:10:47You.
01:10:49Okay, I got it.
01:10:51Great.
01:11:05Do you want an invitation?
01:11:06Okay, I'll send it to you.
01:11:10Right now.
01:11:41Air Force.
01:11:43Air Force.
01:11:45Attack.
01:11:52Military Cross.
01:11:54First Division.
01:11:59My invitation.
01:12:00Thank you.
01:12:10Thank you.
01:12:12Thank you.
01:12:13Hello, Christina.
01:12:40And who is this beautiful senora next to you? You look so much alike.
01:12:46My mother.
01:12:48I thought it was your sister.
01:12:50How cute.
01:12:52And pretty.
01:12:54Are you a gondolier?
01:12:56No, I'm a transport worker.
01:12:58What a pity.
01:13:06Hi, Gustavo. How are you?
01:13:09Good, good.
01:13:15Did you invite him?
01:13:17No, I assure you.
01:13:20Did you invite him?
01:13:22You invited him?
01:13:24Yes, it was me.
01:13:26What?
01:13:27Her.
01:13:28Christina.
01:13:38No, don't.
01:13:48The wine hits her head.
01:13:50Do you remember?
01:13:52Please.
01:14:00Please.
01:14:02Thank you.
01:14:09Very tasty.
01:14:11A little, of course.
01:14:17Guys, do you know that there is a bus driver among the guests?
01:14:21No, who invites a bus driver to the embassy for lunch?
01:14:24I'm telling you, you know him. He drives the 29th bus. His name is Barnabas.
01:14:28Barnabas? I know him.
01:14:30Who doesn't know him?
01:14:32Okay, don't talk nonsense. Take him to the hall.
01:14:34Hurry.
01:14:36Hurry, hurry.
01:14:42Take him.
01:14:45The fluctuation of the dollar exchange rate negatively affects the world economy.
01:14:51Reagan's monetary policy is erroneous.
01:14:54Increasing taxes on profits may cause irreversible consequences.
01:14:58There is only one way against inflation.
01:15:00Stop loans.
01:15:02What do you think?
01:15:03Me?
01:15:04Yes, you. What do you think about it?
01:15:15Judging by my experience, a large number of stops cause traffic jams and slowdowns.
01:15:22However, the increase in money movement, as you put it, is a rather dangerous theory.
01:15:27It will reduce deposits.
01:15:31Yes, what will you do with the deposits?
01:15:34I think we should deal with the deposits only if necessary.
01:15:38In that case, they can be used for the public good.
01:15:44You seem to be a supporter of Smith's financial theory.
01:15:48Do you support Smith's line?
01:15:50No, I support the 29th line.
01:15:53If we talk about the crisis of 1929, it was mainly caused by the suspension of loans.
01:15:58That's what I'm talking about.
01:16:02Guys, it's incredible. Barnabas is holding on.
01:16:05He's giving instructions to the club financiers.
01:16:09Simeon!
01:16:11And then I pressed my shoulders against the tree.
01:16:14The boar was ten steps away from me.
01:16:16I was scared.
01:16:17I closed my eyes and shot.
01:16:20I killed him.
01:16:22I hit him in the eye.
01:16:26You know, senor, you have a big ass.
01:16:38Your bases in Europe are a threat to the world.
01:16:41As long as you Russians continue the arms race, we will not retreat.
01:16:46Oh no, it's you Americans who should be the first to stop.
01:16:49You are increasing the number of bases in Europe.
01:16:52What are we forced to arm the eastern countries?
01:16:56Thus forcing us to double our weapons.
01:17:00Can I make a comment?
01:17:02Are you an expert in international politics?
01:17:05No, but my intelligence allows me to understand a lot.
01:17:09Thinking about it, I found that sometimes I understand better those who know more,
01:17:13who in this case know less, because I know twice as much.
01:17:16I'll give you an example.
01:17:19Let's take two buses.
01:17:22Let me take your bus.
01:17:26We have a very straight road.
01:17:28The one on the right thinks, I will not stop.
01:17:31And the one on the left thinks, if he does not stop, why should I stop?
01:17:35And what does the one on the right do?
01:17:37To scare the one, he presses the gas.
01:17:39The one on the left also wants to scare and also presses the gas.
01:17:42And then...
01:17:45As a result, 40 corpses, 80 wounded, and other consequences.
01:17:52Do you see how many are dead?
01:17:54And innocent passengers were injured.
01:17:58And passengers, my dear, are the people.
01:18:10Come on, why are you so gloomy?
01:18:12These are not real deaths.
01:18:14These are just potatoes.
01:18:16The dead are not served, by the way.
01:18:18Cheer up!
01:18:22What does a sparrow on a branch weigh 30 kilograms?
01:18:25What does he do?
01:18:26Excuse me?
01:18:27Who knows?
01:18:28Which of you knows what a sparrow on a branch weighs 30 kilograms?
01:18:31Who knows?
01:18:33What can he do?
01:18:35If a sparrow weighs 30 kilograms, then he is already a capitalist.
01:18:38No, not that.
01:18:40And you, Your Excellency?
01:18:43He prays.
01:18:44No, he does not pray.
01:18:46He sleeps.
01:18:48What does this have to do with it? Why should he sleep?
01:18:51Since a sparrow weighs 30 kilograms, it means that he ate a lot,
01:18:55and therefore wants to sleep.
01:18:57No, he does not sleep.
01:18:58What does he do?
01:18:59Is it difficult for him to digest?
01:19:01Does he have problems with digestion?
01:19:03No.
01:19:04Maybe he breaks a branch?
01:19:06You did not guess. Does any of you know?
01:19:08Does anyone?
01:19:09Does he do gymnastics to lose weight?
01:19:11No, he does not.
01:19:12Does anyone know?
01:19:13Who of you knows?
01:19:14I know.
01:19:15Then do not be surprised if you lose your place.
01:19:17I'll take a chance.
01:19:18What does he do?
01:19:19He brushes his hair.
01:19:21You did not guess.
01:19:22So, let's continue.
01:19:24Does anyone know?
01:19:28Christina, you do not know either?
01:19:30No, I do not know. Tell me.
01:19:33A sparrow, weighing 30 kilograms, does this.
01:19:39Chirik!
01:20:02Chirik!
01:20:32Chirik!
01:20:43What are you laughing at?
01:20:47What does a sparrow, weighing 30 kilograms, do on a branch?
01:20:50It lays eggs, weighing 30 kilograms.
01:20:52And you can feed 60 people.
01:20:54Clear?
01:20:55Enough talking.
01:20:57Enough.
01:20:58Take the cake.
01:20:59Quickly.
01:21:00Quickly.
01:21:02Stop.
01:21:08Go ahead.
01:21:18Serve sweet, Your Excellency.
01:21:20Yes, of course.
01:21:21Wait a minute.
01:21:22I'll take care of the sweet.
01:21:24I'm a guest.
01:21:25I'll run to the car and come back.
01:21:27I'm fast.
01:21:29What a nice young man.
01:21:32You can not say anything.
01:21:33He is very educated.
01:21:34He has his own opinion on everything.
01:21:36Yes, he is very smart.
01:21:37What does your guest do?
01:21:39Transport.
01:21:40Transport?
01:21:42And besides, he's beautiful, right?
01:21:44Yes, but a little naughty.
01:21:46This is also his charm, dear.
01:21:49And here I am.
01:21:52Enough for everyone.
01:21:53Treat yourself.
01:21:54Please, treat yourself.
01:21:57Take it.
01:21:58This is a real homemade cookie.
01:22:00Take it.
01:22:01Enough for everyone.
01:22:02Cardinal, treat yourself.
01:22:03Please.
01:22:04Excuse me, can I try?
01:22:06Yes, of course.
01:22:08Sugar tubes.
01:22:09Please.
01:22:11Take it, take it.
01:22:15Tasty?
01:22:16You're just fine.
01:22:17What do you want?
01:22:18I do not eat flour.
01:22:20Take it for children.
01:22:21I have no children.
01:22:22How so?
01:22:23I never thought about it.
01:22:24It's time to think.
01:22:27Fantastic.
01:22:28Fantastic.
01:22:29Fantastic.
01:22:30Fantastic.
01:22:31This is a cake.
01:22:33Well done, Barnabas.
01:22:35Even treated me.
01:22:37And you took it?
01:22:38Of course.
01:22:39The prince himself took it.
01:22:40Why would I not take it?
01:22:45What else is there?
01:22:47Well, what else?
01:22:53A minute of attention.
01:22:54Silence.
01:22:55Quiet.
01:22:56Silence.
01:22:57Silence.
01:22:58Silence.
01:23:00I will use this nice meeting and pleasant company
01:23:03to tell you great news.
01:23:05Maybe you say, Dad.
01:23:09What are you talking about?
01:23:10Then you say.
01:23:12No, I do not.
01:23:13Then I'll say.
01:23:16Gentlemen, on the 27th of this month
01:23:18I invite all of you to my wedding.
01:23:23Bravo!
01:23:25Congratulations, Barnabas.
01:23:26Christina, what does this mean?
01:23:29Dad, I have nothing to do with it.
01:23:30This is his personal initiative.
01:23:32What are you doing?
01:23:34Do not you want to get married anymore?
01:23:36Did I say yes to you?
01:23:37No.
01:23:38Well, no, you did not say.
01:23:40Then I tell you now.
01:23:42You say yes to me?
01:23:43I say no.
01:23:45You say no to me?
01:23:46You say no to me?
01:23:48She says no to you.
01:23:50If I understood correctly, you said no to me.
01:23:52Yes.
01:23:53Then you know what I'll tell you?
01:23:55You know what I'll tell you?
01:23:58You know what?
01:23:59Do not take the 27th of this month.
01:24:01My invitation remains in force.
01:24:03Thank you.
01:24:06I invite you too.
01:24:13I'm listening.
01:24:14Yes, a minute.
01:24:15This is the Central Bank.
01:24:16They have just finished a meeting
01:24:18on the issue of loans of 50 billion.
01:24:21Yes.
01:24:22Good.
01:24:23Good.
01:24:24I understand.
01:24:26Everything is fine?
01:24:27It can not be worse.
01:24:28They refused.
01:24:29We are ruined.
01:24:31Germany does not give a delay?
01:24:32No.
01:24:34The Principality of Saint-Ulip
01:24:36doomed to disappear.
01:24:38Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:24:40Yes.
01:24:41You have to play the card Krupp.
01:24:44Oh no.
01:24:45Christina with this German?
01:24:47It's hard for me to imagine.
01:24:49Barnabas is much prettier.
01:24:51Yes, even to me he is pretty.
01:24:52However, we have to act
01:24:53in the interests of the state.
01:24:55Where is my daughter?
01:24:56She is not.
01:24:57She ran away again?
01:24:58No, no.
01:24:59She was invited to the annual
01:25:00inspection of the dance school.
01:25:02Follow her as it should be?
01:25:04Do not take your eyes off.
01:25:06Children, get ready.
01:25:07Let's go.
01:25:08Long live the Princess!
01:25:23Princess?
01:25:25Princess.
01:25:33Excuse me, there are rumors
01:25:34that you have a flirt
01:25:35with the bus driver.
01:25:37It's all fiction.
01:25:38Rumors without basis.
01:25:40Let me through.
01:25:43Princess, go to the elevator.
01:25:52Let me through.
01:26:03Stop.
01:26:05Let me out.
01:26:06Let me out.
01:26:19Open.
01:26:20I told you to open the door!
01:26:24Open the door!
01:26:26It's forbidden to talk to the driver.
01:26:28Open the door, I'm ordering you!
01:26:30What right do you have to order? Are you my wife?
01:26:33No, fortunately not.
01:26:35And what right do you have on me?
01:26:37I'm in love.
01:26:38Oh, you're in love?
01:26:39Yes, I'm in love!
01:26:42No, phew, I'm doing it.
01:26:44No, I'm doing it, phew!
01:26:51It's over, let me go!
01:26:54In a good way?
01:26:55No, in a direct way.
01:26:57Let me go, I'm not going to your house.
01:26:59No, you're not.
01:27:20What are you doing? Are you hot?
01:27:23Although, yes, it's August.
01:27:26Since you have an intention to rape me,
01:27:28I want to save at least the dress.
01:27:30It is very expensive, it costs 3 million.
01:27:39A single-price store?
01:27:423,000 lire.
01:27:453,000 lire?
01:27:473,000 lire.
01:27:483,000 lire.
01:27:50Get dressed, I'll make coffee.
01:27:57Why are you covering yourself?
01:28:01So as not to look at you.
01:28:07Coffee will calm you down, you are very nervous.
01:28:10Did you bring me here to treat me to coffee?
01:28:14No, to get to know you better.
01:28:16Do you realize what you did?
01:28:19What? What did I do?
01:28:21You made such a mess.
01:28:24Do you want to say that I'm in trouble?
01:28:27I know, but it's okay.
01:28:30Let me go and I'll make sure you're okay.
01:28:33Open the door for me, I'll leave and we'll forget about it.
01:28:37So, what did you decide?
01:28:39How much do you want?
01:28:41What does sugar have to do with it?
01:28:46Will you let me go?
01:28:48No.
01:28:50When we get married, you'll make the coffee.
01:28:58So what?
01:29:01So what?
01:29:03Oh, God.
01:29:10Oh, God.
01:29:12You're wrong.
01:29:13How can we live together if we can't even have a conversation?
01:29:18You're the one who says that.
01:29:21All you have to do is start a conversation.
01:29:28You start.
01:29:30No, you start.
01:29:32Okay.
01:29:34Yesterday I ate a watermelon and there was a worm in it.
01:29:44My grandfather's name is Giovanni.
01:29:48You probably don't know that I weigh 72.5 kilos.
01:29:52Without shoes.
01:29:54So what? Do you want me to give them to you?
01:29:57Yes, you can give them to me.
01:29:59I'll give them to you.
01:30:00Did you give them to me?
01:30:02Yes, you can give them to me.
01:30:05If you want.
01:30:08Well, I think we're good with the conversation.
01:30:11Now there's only one thing left.
01:30:13What is it?
01:30:15We have to kiss.
01:30:17That's impossible.
01:30:19Why?
01:30:21Because I'll never kiss you.
01:30:24Right now, never.
01:30:27Wait a minute.
01:30:28I'll kiss you on one condition.
01:30:31I don't accept any conditions. On what condition?
01:30:34That you'll let me go later.
01:30:36I promise.
01:30:58I love you.
01:31:17What are you doing?
01:31:23The door is open.
01:31:25You don't want to leave anymore?
01:31:27Why?
01:31:45So you love me?
01:31:47Yes.
01:31:49How?
01:31:51To death.
01:31:53I thought longer.
01:31:54I loved you as soon as I saw you.
01:31:57Then why did it take so long?
01:32:00Because we'll never be able to get married.
01:32:03Believe me, I'm telling you the truth.
01:32:06Unless it snows in August.
01:32:08Yes.
01:32:12Let's see what the weather is like now.
01:32:25It's snowing.
01:32:30But it's August now.
01:32:34Wait a minute.
01:32:36Don't open it.
01:32:38Why?
01:32:40You might catch a cold.
01:32:48Congratulations, Princess!
01:32:50Congratulations!
01:32:55You're a swindler!
01:32:57A clown!
01:32:59A clown!
01:33:01So you're taking your words back?
01:33:03No.
01:33:05We'll get married anyway, but on one condition.
01:33:08I don't accept any conditions. On what condition?
01:33:11We'll get married in a mountain church, away from everyone.
01:33:14Why?
01:33:16Because my father shouldn't know about it.
01:33:18He wants to give me away for corruption.
01:33:20For that with guns?
01:33:22Yes, with guns.
01:33:24After the wedding?
01:33:26Not a bad idea.
01:33:28But I'd tell him after the birth of our third child.
01:33:43I want to tell you a secret.
01:33:45What secret?
01:33:47We're surrounded.
01:33:50End of love story!
01:33:51End of love story!
01:33:53End of love story between the princess and the bus driver!
01:33:56Christina is engaged to Krupp!
01:33:58Christina is engaged to Krupp!
01:34:00Barnabas is going to give an interview on TV!
01:34:21Dad! Dad!
01:34:23Barnabas!
01:34:41Greetings, my friends.
01:34:43Nice to meet you.
01:34:45As you know, I love Princess Christina, and she loves me.
01:34:47You can tell me, can't you?
01:34:49I love my girlfriend too, but it's not a reason to be on TV.
01:34:53You can say that, but don't say it.
01:34:56Because I'm going to say it, not you.
01:34:58I'm saying it because my girlfriend's father gives her away for that gun manufacturer.
01:35:03Only for money.
01:35:05Although I wouldn't trust guns.
01:35:07Besides, Krupp isn't in love with her like I am.
01:35:10But he has 50 billion.
01:35:12If I had them, I'd give them to the prince right away.
01:35:15But I don't have them.
01:35:17But you have them.
01:35:19Of course, each of you doesn't have 50 billion.
01:35:22But we all have them.
01:35:25How much time do we have?
01:35:27Let's say 5 million.
01:35:29Multiply it by 10,000 lire, we get 50 billion, right?
01:35:32And you'll let the princess go for some 10,000 lire,
01:35:36so that she marries someone she doesn't love?
01:35:38I don't believe it.
01:35:41Give! Give! Give!
01:35:44Give me 10,000!
01:35:45Give me 10,000!
01:35:52Hurry up, or the princess will leave.
01:36:11Hold on.
01:36:15Hold on.
01:36:41Farewell in American.
01:36:42I didn't know I was so popular in Lima.
01:36:51How nice.
01:36:53I'll have wonderful memories of this city.
01:37:03Hi, Dad.
01:37:08Barbarian.
01:37:10Hi, Christina.
01:37:12Stop the car.
01:37:18Look at these banknotes.
01:37:20These are not simple pieces of paper.
01:37:22These are banknotes for 10,000 lire.
01:37:24Put them together, and we'll get 50 billion.
01:37:28Darling, give me the monkey.
01:37:30Yes.
01:37:33Go ahead.
01:37:35At the order of the barmaid, give way!
01:37:43Can I sit with you, Dad?
01:37:45Of course, dear son.
01:37:47Make yourself comfortable.
01:37:49Yes, yes, let's go with us.
01:37:57Well done, barmaid!
01:38:01Let's go, let's go.
01:38:05Congratulations, barmaid!
01:38:08Congratulations!
01:38:09Congratulations!
01:38:11Happiness to you!
01:38:13Happiness!
01:38:15Here you go, barmaid.
01:38:17It's exactly 10,000 lire.
01:38:21Wow.
01:38:23And they lived happily ever after.
01:38:25And they ruled.
01:38:34In Russian, the film was screened at the studio of Nota by order of RTR in 2000.
01:38:56Ah, he doesn't make me suffer every day.
01:39:03He doesn't make me live.
01:39:05He gives me pain.
01:39:07Proof of love.
01:39:09For that one there, for that one there.
01:39:13Very short, very short, he's in love with that one there.
01:39:17Very short, very short, he's in love with that one there.
01:39:21In love.
01:39:23In love.
01:39:28For that one there, for that one there.
01:39:50Very short, very short, he's in love with that one there.
01:39:53Very short, very short, he's in love with that one there.
01:39:57In love.
01:40:03For that one there, for that one there.
01:40:23For that one there, for that one there.
01:40:27Very short, very short, he's in love with that one there.
01:40:31Very short, very short, he's in love with that one there.
01:40:35In love.
01:40:43For that one there, for that one there.
01:40:46In love.
01:40:48For that one there, for that one there.
01:40:50For that one there, for that one there.