Foil (2023)

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00:00:00You

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00:01:50Dexter

00:01:53Bonnie oh my god

00:01:56Are you in town for the reunion? That's right. Yeah the 10-year. Yeah, how can I miss it? You're still in Hollywood?

00:02:01How's that going? It's going pretty well. Actually. We have a script in development

00:02:07Fun stuff on the horizon, you know, didn't I just hear that you made a movie like a few years ago, right?

00:02:11I was I was looking for it. I was like, where is this movie and I never I never saw it in the theaters or

00:02:17Yeah, even here. Yeah, I did make another movie. It is currently, you know mixed up in distribution

00:02:23Mixed up

00:02:27Absolutely, and it's totally normal they'll figure it out. So I always knew that you would do well even in musical theater

00:02:33Do you remember the music man?

00:02:35Yes

00:02:38Don't get me started amaryllis, I'm starting up we'll have to do this. You poopy. Okay

00:02:43Shit poopy shit, that girl is hard to get

00:02:51Hey, so here's your application for employment here

00:02:54Go ahead and fill that out and then give me your driver's license so I can make a copy for my record short

00:02:59Um, this this is the manager here Felix. How you doing you applying for the job, too? Oh

00:03:08No, just you and I'm yes cool

00:03:13Dexter it was really good bumping into you. Yeah, absolutely

00:03:19See you at the reunion

00:03:22Thanks so much for coming in

00:03:24Okay

00:03:26So do you play D&D?

00:03:30What now dungeons mmm dragons the whole staff here plays it on Mondays and on full moon

00:03:36No, no, I don't and on Tuesdays. We got tech and Tuesdays. I gotta warn you

00:03:40We're actually pretty serious about it a couple weeks ago

00:03:42One of the controllers jammed right at the climax of the fight and the dude just went crazy

00:03:47He threw the controller and started wailing on his opponent blood everywhere on his knuckles on the windows. It's a fire. Oh, right

00:03:54That's insane. Hell of a guy though. It's like a really good guy

00:03:58Wednesdays, you know, we got film trivia where the sassy cast of Eddie's they're supposed to be the cassette of Eddie's

00:04:05But they told me that stop you actually I I'm in a big rush today

00:04:09So I would love it. If I could just fill out this application hand it in to you and see if I got the job. Oh

00:04:15I get it

00:04:17What

00:04:19No, I get it. You're just

00:04:21You know here for the job not here for the culture. No, you know, I get out of here. You're done. Good luck on your reunion

00:04:39I

00:04:41Couldn't see the handicap sign. Okay. It was like behind like a bush

00:04:51Okay, thank you for the advice

00:04:57It's about time get your buddy in here I made you some stroganoff just get your Tallahassee out of here and come eat the stroganoff

00:05:03Before he gets cold. Get your bum out of here. I'm the only person in the store today

00:05:09I don't know what they're doing, but they had no hey, they had nobody there to help me

00:05:12I mean, what is the last time you didn't fed the gecko get out of there. Give me some help

00:05:33Hey

00:05:41Don't I know you

00:05:44No, I'm I'm nobody no, no, no, I know you you you make movies, right

00:05:54Yeah, yeah, I do make movies that have you seen do you know my work yeah, um, what is your name again?

00:06:00It starts with a D right? Oh, it's a Dave

00:06:04No, no, it's dead

00:06:09Dana Carvey, right? Oh my god. Oh my god. So amazing. Well, isn't that?

00:06:23I'm not Dana Carvey. My name is Dexter. Oh, okay. Well Dexter. Don't worry. I won't tell anybody that it's you

00:06:32Oh, no. No, I'm really not. We're not

00:06:35Worthy, we're not worthy

00:06:39I'm not I'm not him. I'm not I'm not him just three two

00:06:56Why you can't drink Rex under the table, all right, I'll stay here

00:07:03Gina

00:07:04Two more pitchers Dana. How about you? You want another round? I'm going to pump you up

00:07:11Lady, I'm not Dana Carvey. Okay, I'm serious. I'm not him

00:07:17Damn, right. You're not you are Dexter freakin Wiggins. Yes. Yes

00:07:21What the hell are you talking here, man? I'm here for the tenure dude the 10-year. It's my thought. Yeah, you know last night

00:07:28I was watching Splash. I was pounding Modelo's just like we used to

00:07:35Wow, hey, well, it doesn't look like a lot's changed. Yeah, Daryl hand is still still hot as ever. No. No, I mean the

00:07:42Oh

00:07:44Boys from work power trio over there. Throw me a little fiesta as we speak. That's cool. Did you get promoted?

00:07:50Oh

00:07:51No, I quit. Oh

00:07:53Tomorrow I'm split in town. So you're not gonna go to the reunion. No, no, hell no

00:07:58No, I'm going up to the desert a little solo camping trip, you know get the mind right sort of reset

00:08:03Hey Rex, Joey wants to go again. I threw it up so I could go one more time

00:08:09I got to take care of these bastards real quick. All right, but you stay here. I don't know man

00:08:14I got a lot of writing to do this weekend. I can't get too

00:08:21You're not even a little bit curious to bump into some Bakersfield Bobcats at this reunion

00:08:27I mean, do you know who's gonna be chaperoning this thing?

00:08:33The man the man the legend coach Roach

00:08:37Yeah, dude, and he's gonna be walking around in those squeaky cortex shoes. You know what I'm talking about

00:08:42You talking about the layup the layup heard around the world man walks into practice in vortex shoes

00:08:48Cortex is the future boys

00:08:50He goes up for a layup. Not just the regular layup like the mj-91 up and under and it

00:08:58Meets his feet. It just shatters his femur. Oh

00:09:02Shattered shattered. I could still hear that

00:09:13I can't believe you kicked me off the team. I sure can you were a maniac out there, man

00:09:17You had the most technical fouls in school history. I was passionate

00:09:21You didn't even start every team needs a Rodman Robin can rebound

00:09:25So I will say that when you and I were both on the floor

00:09:28We were good the Rex Dex super flex super flex that pick and roll was unstoppable before Stockton Malone Rex and Dex. Oh, thank you

00:09:40All right level with me where you going this weekend that's so great

00:09:44It's just this little ghost town out in the desert a little place called old Dale

00:09:49What'd you say?

00:09:52What is there an echo in here old Dale

00:09:57Dude I've been to old Dale like with my writers group

00:10:01You went camping

00:10:03No, we stayed at the Travelodge in town, but we did hike in for a day to experience this vortex

00:10:07That's supposedly out there the hills of vortex. It's like an energy field

00:10:11That's generated by the land or whatever, but it's supposed to help with positivity and creativity and like all that good vibe stuff

00:10:18Did it?

00:10:20Hard to say what I will say is that ten writers went in and all ten of us came out with ideas

00:10:25We didn't have before so this is this is real

00:10:27It could be or it could not be I don't know

00:10:30I mean I spent one day there, so I probably need to spend more time to gather more data

00:10:34I mean well, what if you did spend a little more time? I mean with me this weekend. Why don't you come along?

00:10:41Gather some more data see if this thing is real or not

00:10:45You get something better to do

00:10:47Yeah, I do a ten-year reunion come on a ten-year. What do you want?

00:10:50You want to sit in the gym and your khakis and catch up with?

00:10:53Craig Schiff's

00:10:55Fuck Craig yes, Ryan Wheatley dude. No that guy still wants to kick your ass. He thinks you pissed in his gas tank

00:11:03You are the one that pissed in the gas tank man. It wasn't me crash into a pole

00:11:07He learned his lesson, and he never messed with you again. No he didn't all right look

00:11:11What did you tell me you got to do some writing right? Yeah? No I do

00:11:15I have I have a pitch meeting on Monday

00:11:17And I currently don't have a pitch and trying to figure it out at my mom's is so far proven fully infertile

00:11:22So yeah, I'm a little stressed. Oh gosh, man. I don't know it sounds to me like

00:11:26My benefit from getting out of your mom's house. Maybe a place that

00:11:30Energy's a little better where you can breathe. I don't know maybe like a vortex the vortex boys

00:11:35Hey vortex

00:11:37Okay, if I don't have an idea by Monday. I'm gonna be in deep shit

00:11:40Okay, it's important as the great poet Jimmy Buffett once said come on day. It'll be all right come on day

00:11:48I'll be holding you

00:11:51Okay, okay, I will go I'll be in your driveway. Oh 600 we're doing this thing comprende comprende

00:12:06Oh

00:12:07Markers for breakfast, baby. We are out in it

00:12:13There's just something so American about heading west you know yeah, yeah, although we are headed east

00:12:23What are you writing there I got a quick idea when I get down could be something what is it no no no

00:12:29It's it's just in the beginning stages of being something. Let me see it. No no no no no no

00:12:33I'm serious. I told you I have a big meeting Monday. It could be make or break man look

00:12:37I get it you're a hotshot filmmaker now. You don't have time. Let's get this straight, okay?

00:12:41I've been in Hollywood yes for 10 years, and what have I done in that time?

00:12:44I've made one movie the watery hole water ring holes

00:12:48Water ring hole it's not about a watery hole. It's about the hot springs and about love hey, man

00:12:53It was good the movie was crap man. I didn't even put my name on it if you cared to notice

00:12:57You know what I brought something actually come to think of it. I brought a little oh my god

00:13:04What yeah, do you have that man? I hate that you found that a dusty Peter film

00:13:09I did not see that hand that over please please. What are we doing?

00:13:13Are we writing a sequel out here because I do have some ideas no watering holes, too

00:13:17Okay, all the wells are dry give it this goes in the vault

00:13:21Hang on to that man that could be worth something someday

00:13:26So uh vortex

00:13:28What do you think causes it you know

00:13:30I don't know it sounds like it's probably like tectonic magnetic stuff. You know like Bermuda Triangle thing

00:13:38Frank up did you know that there was a UFO crash out here 60 years ago?

00:13:42Whoa you got a notebook to all kinds of disappearances ever since I'm kind of bummed you heard that story because it's not true

00:13:49What if that's what's causing this whole vortex deal?

00:13:51Please don't tell me you were going out here for some sort of UFO hunt man seriously because this trip is about

00:13:56Inspiration and peace of mind what would you do if you saw one saw what?

00:14:02An extraterrestrial oh my god, dude. Do you know what the chances are of that happening look?

00:14:07I'm not saying that it's a UFO thing, but I'm just saying we could get lucky

00:14:11Okay, okay look if we got lucky and ran into an alien in the desert. I would shoot it. I guess

00:14:18Well, yeah, I would too. I mean why not well. We're on the same page. Yeah, I always say the best defense is a good offense

00:14:24What

00:14:25Yeah, I got the birdshot locked and loaded here birdshot. Yeah, oh my god. It's enough to ruin your day

00:14:32Not enough to kill no. No I didn't mean shoot it. I'm gonna shoot it with my camera front cup

00:14:38Mini DV any RV. It's really easy man. Just flip this open and hit record you could even use it

00:14:43I don't know how to work a mini RV a DV dude. It's cool

00:14:48Oh

00:14:50Front cup why do you keep saying that front cup?

00:14:54Could you keep spitting in that cup? I don't want to drink from that

00:14:57Why would you drink from my dip cup? I I wouldn't on purpose. It's just we have the same styrofoam cup you know all right

00:15:03This is the dip cup. This is a sip cup. Okay. It's not a rocket science dip cup

00:15:08Step guy I understand that but you've introduced dip to the equation so I have to be vigilant

00:15:13I like you better as a smoker man. It was easier

00:15:19Question for you I did bring some mushroom

00:15:24Mushrooms, I figure we're trying to connect with the territory. I'm not even sure they'll work. No no full

00:15:28No, I got one for you and one for me

00:15:30Please I know that stays you me and the devil makes three baby you me and the devil makes a felony

00:15:35So does the shotgun those both stay in the car? Okay Caprende?

00:15:39Caprende damn get on my level get on your level. Yes, sir

00:15:46Bar tax

00:15:49The board oh

00:15:54My god you just spit in the back up

00:16:04Take take my hand

00:16:06Let's go where we need to be

00:16:36Oh

00:16:58Right here my dude

00:17:03All right, yes

00:17:06We're here van. We're very close. Ah

00:17:12Shotgun

00:17:14What do we say? We're gonna leave in the car. Let me protect us

00:17:18You don't you don't need to come on promise you this is a peaceful place. You'll thank me later

00:17:23This is a peaceful place leave in the car. Come on. Come on

00:17:27You know, it's the right thing to do

00:17:36You

00:17:42There's so many things you can eat a shotgun for I'm not just talking extraterrestrial I'm talking terrestrial lizards buzzards

00:17:49Cougars. Yeah, right, man. There aren't any cougars out here and there are any aliens either

00:17:55You don't know what I've experienced man close encounters change you fun

00:17:59Mentally, I cannot believe you are still on this close encounter story, man. We all know nothing happened

00:18:05Yeah, nothing happened, huh, okay, how do you explain this the scar how do you explain it?

00:18:10Oh, you can't know you got your appendix out man. We debunked this years ago. You didn't debunk shit

00:18:16Okay, the appendix is a different scar. You were really going out here for a UFO hunt, weren't you?

00:18:20You don't know man, and you don't know because you weren't there. I was there man. I was with you that night

00:18:26No

00:18:26You weren't you were with me until you guys split and ran away when the lights showed up, right?

00:18:31And then you were blacked out went off after the lights which turned out to be a park ranger telling us to put out our

00:18:37Fire a park ranger. Yeah, not a park ranger. You got back like a day later

00:18:41Like you've been off on some bender. You're all haggard and looking all wide-eyed and shit. I went in well

00:18:46You guys scrambled out. I went in and I saw it and I touched it. You've been watching too much X-Files, man

00:18:52Yeah, yeah, and you're my Scully. You know what you're worse than Scully. I'm the rational one. Yeah

00:18:57Yeah, at least at least Scully's hot I'm hot not to mention she's an actual doctor with scientific chops

00:19:04Who are you porno director?

00:19:28Oh

00:19:33Wow

00:19:35Yeah

00:19:37All right, man

00:19:39That's it. That's the vortex. Huh? It's the spot. Yeah, that's right where we saw last time supposedly the epicenter

00:19:47You ready for this

00:19:49Ready as I'll ever be

00:19:51Cuz I'm telling you it's supposed to like elevate your move when it hits so I want to make sure your heads in the right

00:19:55Spot. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay reset

00:19:58Ready, let's do this. Let's do it

00:20:15You feel anything I

00:20:17Don't know you

00:20:20Are you sure this is the spot? Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is it man

00:20:24I think the effects are just a little more gradual than you're expecting, but this is the vortex. All right, man

00:20:28This ain't it drink it in

00:20:30This ain't it you're talking about

00:20:34This is it what

00:20:38Are you doing I

00:20:42Think

00:20:45I think we gotta go this way

00:20:48Well, no, no, this is the spot no, no, no, we gotta go this way

00:20:52This is the spot where like I came up with all my ideas all your ideas. Yeah, and how'd it turn out?

00:21:00Listen I need you to trust me on this. All right, I can feel it in my gut

00:21:05I'm being pulled this way into the brush. It's like a rock wall over there. Look look look we can stay here

00:21:12Right, but you've been here before you know where that leads

00:21:15Do you want to do that or you want to see if there's something more out there

00:21:45I

00:22:02Think this is it

00:22:07What do you think

00:22:12They would get lucky

00:22:15You

00:22:18Think this is a spot

00:22:25You feel it

00:22:27Yeah, I feel it. Yeah you do. I

00:22:31Feel it

00:22:33It's cool. Okay. All right. All right, do we set up camp set up camp? Okay, let's go

00:22:45Oh

00:23:00All right, man fire lit, huh? All right

00:23:08Hey, whoa

00:23:10It's uh with the knife. It's a honey. It's a it's a camping knife

00:23:15Keep it on me at all times. You keep this massive knife strapped to your leg at all times

00:23:20Yeah, I didn't even think to mention it. It's just helpful to have when you're out here

00:23:31Look at that, okay, right good for you and your caveman blade. So

00:23:37What are we up to tonight?

00:23:39Because I heard if we look to the north skies, we might see some serious shit

00:23:43Actually, dude, do you think it'd be cool up on night one we did sort of like a like a silent retreat kind of thing

00:23:48Silent treatment. There's no like a silent retreat. We're like, you know, it just gives me a second like focus on my thoughts

00:23:54You know, I put pen to paper. You want to play the quiet game?

00:23:57What am I your five-year-old son? That's not just give me one night

00:24:02All right, my lips are sealed. Okay, dude. Thank you. All right silence begins

00:24:08Now let's go Godspeed, thanks, man

00:24:12I

00:24:42I

00:25:05Was that was that a cougar hey neighbors

00:25:09I'm Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, I'm Rex Rex. How are you? Dex Dexter? Yeah, so we got Dex and Rex

00:25:19Special place, huh? Yeah. I mean, it's a magical place. It's it's the vortex. Oh

00:25:25Well, you're telling me you should have seen my limp before the vortex

00:25:29doctor said I had to have surgery on this hip and

00:25:33hernias and arthritis

00:25:35Oh God land of miracles, huh? Well, that's cool. Thanks Tom for coming by tonight introducing yourself, you know, we just got here

00:25:42So we're getting our bearings Oh bearings. So I got you covered with bearings

00:25:46Oh, I can tell you the rails and the trails and the views and the do's and the don'ts. That's cool

00:25:51Yeah, maybe yeah, maybe tomorrow or you know, once we're a little more settled in, you know, sometimes I come out here and I

00:25:57realize that

00:25:58some places

00:26:00People never walked on. Do you know that 65% of the earth?

00:26:05It's undiscovered

00:26:07Some people they just they don't even know what they're looking at. Let me just look up look at those stars

00:26:13See these stars now. We're looking at the rocks and in the sand and I mean what's inside of you

00:26:20It's inside of you what's inside of me? What what is all that?

00:26:24It's the same atoms. They've all been here since the Big Bang. It's all the same in the end. I mean

00:26:31We're all just stardust

00:26:33And think about it

00:26:35I'm thinking about what you're sipping on right there. I'm curious. What do you got?

00:26:40If I said it was age 10 years would

00:26:42That mean anything to you?

00:26:46Ten years is better than beers. All right. All right. Okay quality check quality check. Oh

00:26:55That's good Dex you got to try this no, that's all right. Give it back to the man

00:27:01Sure, actually Tom Tom, right? Yes. Yeah. Why don't you watch you see take my rock? Oh, thanks

00:27:07Yeah, let's talk more about this stuff. So a lot partner. All right, that's my okay. Sure

00:27:13Now here's my theory, right

00:27:23And that is why he says you should never use skunk scat as a battery

00:27:31Trust a local on that one, you know, I've been thinking about what you said about

00:27:36how we're all just starbursts and

00:27:40You know got me thinking that you know me and Dex we don't know how the vortex works

00:27:45We don't know what causes it because I mean how we just got here

00:27:48You know, but a local like you guy lives it. You have some answers

00:27:52Yeah, I bet he does but it's just it's getting so late, you know, Tom

00:27:57We've had fun tonight, but you know, we came out here with some specific intentions in mind for this vortex and I

00:28:05hate to sound

00:28:07Terse but but but your being here is kind of directly keeping us from focusing on those things

00:28:13So if we could try it, okay. Okay. Hang on. Slow down. Slow down. What what's all this we talk?

00:28:17I mean you the silent treatment was your idea retreat. So

00:28:23Dexter you don't have any questions about the vortex

00:28:27Oh, yeah, I got one. Um, are you spending the night with us tonight? Are you gonna go back to your

00:28:33Ear space. Okay. Here's a question. Shoot me straight

00:28:37Do you know this vortex works? Yeah, I believe I do it's paranormal, right?

00:28:45Well, as a matter of fact, oh

00:28:50Oh

00:28:53What is it it's a piece of foil this is not just a piece of foil

00:28:59This is from a crash site. Yeah. Yeah the UFO crash site 60 years ago. I researched this I read about on the internet

00:29:06Dex are you seeing this? So what do you say in time?

00:29:09You're trying to say that that foil is the cause of this entire vortex

00:29:13I'm saying that this foil possesses a power that you or I could ever hope to understand

00:29:20This is a living thing and there's more of it out there. Okay, it would be one. So so you're a UFO treasure hunter

00:29:27Dex

00:29:28Pay attention to this man. This is the inspiration you're looking for. Okay. All right, Tom humor me

00:29:33What about this foil makes it different from any other piece of foil?

00:29:37I mean, how do we know that didn't come off your sandwich this afternoon? How do we know that it's of any significance whatsoever?

00:29:43You know what? You're right

00:29:47Nothing special

00:29:58Okay, all right, I will admit that that looks kind of cool it's memory for let's test the stuff from Roswell

00:30:03That's before Roswell for all we know. This could be heat activated by the fire. Can I hold it?

00:30:09Too valuable

00:30:12If you want to talk more or see more, you know where to find me

00:30:18So long neighbors, oh

00:30:24My god, oh

00:30:28He loves us let's just flask

00:30:31Unbelievable some good stuff in here, man. What the fuck was that all about? I

00:30:36Don't know that was amazing though. I'm talking about you man. You went against everything we talked about for tonight

00:30:42Okay, even if we never see that guy again

00:30:44Wasn't that way more interesting than sitting next to each other in silence?

00:30:48That guy was a bona fide charlatan preying on what to him looked like two bozos looking to get strung along on some bullshit adventure

00:30:55Man, but the foil you saw the foil the foil doesn't prove anything, dude

00:30:59Think about it, man. If that foil is what he says it is, then why isn't it in a museum?

00:31:03Why isn't he a millionaire right now with this great discovery?

00:31:06It's because he's a fucking snake oil salesman and he camps out here looking for campers like us coming to this vortex

00:31:11Cuz he knows we might be into this kind of shit. It's honestly it's an incredible setup when you think about it

00:31:15Well, I think about it. I think you're just too scared to recognize an opportunity like that

00:31:19I mean that thing just literally fell into our laps. You just want to write it off

00:31:23We're not even on the same page anymore

00:31:26We're not reading the same book even

00:31:30You know speaking of books

00:31:33See what kind of

00:31:35Let's see what kind of brilliant ideas

00:31:37Let's see. What kind of brilliant ideas you're working on here, please. Don't that's intellectual property

00:31:42That is my shit a lot of blank pages here cuz I just fucking started. I got shit cooking. You know what?

00:31:48Why am I here?

00:31:50Why did you want to come on this trip with me so I could sit next to you in silence while you try to come

00:31:54Up with a movie pitch. The hell is that give it back man. No. No, I thought we could start right where we left off. Okay

00:32:02But now that we're out here

00:32:03It's clear that you just want me to step aside so you can live in your in your fantasy world in your notebook your blank

00:32:08notebook I

00:32:10Mean wake up man. You have made one film in the past decade and it's a goddamn porno

00:32:18When I saw you back in Bakersfield, I was thrilled. I was thrilled cuz I thought maybe

00:32:23Maybe you're ready to move on from Hollywood. You think I should move on? Yeah

00:32:27You're the one that's been working oil rigs on and off since you dropped out of high school man, you think that's moving on

00:32:32That's honest work. Okay, I'm actually doing something from where I stand man

00:32:36It feels like you're the one that lives in a fantasy world and your notebook where you have old men coming in with scraps of

00:32:42Foil and UFO stories whisking you off on a white pony of fucking answers about your questions leaving me here to deal with my real

00:32:49world shit

00:32:52Guess you don't believe my story

00:32:54No, I don't believe your story and honestly, it makes me feel like sometimes I can't trust you with anything at all

00:33:01much less my movie ideas

00:33:05Okay

00:33:06I'm sorry. That's not entirely what I mean. You know what? You're right. The guy he's probably

00:33:12Yeah, he's probably full of shit

00:33:15Dude, I'm sorry. Okay. No, no, no. No, I'm sorry

00:33:19All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, shut up. I'm sorry

00:33:22All right. I'm sorry. I commandeered the evening. Okay, I commandeered it. I got a little excited there

00:33:27Yeah, you did and look if you want to spend tomorrow

00:33:30Committed to your ideas. God knows you need to get some pen to paper here. I

00:33:34Respect that. All right, I do

00:33:37Wow, okay. You hear that? That's me apologizing

00:33:41Yeah, I'm shocked. I'm shocked. Yeah, I want you to savor it soak it in in fact

00:33:47Let's drink to it. Let's take one big rep right now. All right, man

00:33:53Cuz tomorrow we're gonna be silent just like two monks on a monk farm. All right

00:34:00All right, man

00:34:02Get yourself one. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's the good stuff. Oh

00:34:08Wow, that's a belly burner

00:34:11Yeah, that's the good stuff

00:34:15Wow, that's a belly burner

00:34:17Hey

00:34:19Tomorrow's a new day. All right. Okay

00:34:22New day new dawn, huh? Yep comprende comprende. Oh

00:34:28What are you doing what what

00:34:30I can't leave the campfire unattended

00:34:33Okay. Oh

00:34:34rule number one

00:34:36That's that's rule one. Okay. All right. So what do we kick it? Oh, you can't get you can't go. Okay, great

00:34:47So it's like all right coach show us what you can do make a move we pass him the rock

00:34:52He goes up for a layup, but not just a regular layup. He goes for the mj91 finals

00:34:58Under and then bam, he just eats it just lands flat on his ass shatters his femur

00:35:03They almost had to amputate the leg poor bastard they didn't but it was close

00:35:08It was a little dicey there for a while morning you two

00:35:11Oh morning sneaky, man

00:35:14rex, uh

00:35:15What did we say last night? Well, hey, I just thought I would come back for my flask and uh,

00:35:20Bring along some coffee and greetings. Yeah, we were just talking

00:35:23We thought maybe tom borrows me for a little while this morning while you're waking up borrows you

00:35:27Yeah, I mean he's just real confident that there's some more foil scraps in the area. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah

00:35:33You should see the readings. I've been getting on my metal detector

00:35:36Dex look we'll be back soon comprende. Nope. It's fine

00:35:40Have fun

00:35:48Listen dex

00:35:51I know what we talked about last night. All right

00:35:54But if we find something out there, I think you're going to be the one apologizing to me

00:35:58for doubting this stuff

00:36:00all this stuff

00:36:03I mean this could change our lives man. I'm not gonna pass that up

00:36:07You're not gonna find anything out there, man

00:36:10It's a fool's errand

00:36:14You know, I just realized something

00:36:17I drove you out here

00:36:19I set up your camp

00:36:21I lit your fire

00:36:23You don't need me

00:36:25You just want to work on your pitch right can't trust me with your ideas think i'm some big liar

00:36:31Fine, why don't you just go sit over there?

00:36:34Close your eyes and pretend i'm next to you and i'll see you later

00:36:39See you later, dude

00:36:41Let's go

00:36:44Oh, man, so you really think there's some foil scraps around here. Oh, yeah

00:37:01Wow nice looking trailer, that's all I need

00:37:14Why don't you have a seat be comfy i'm gonna get some gear

00:37:31Now you said you were getting gear

00:37:35Hmm, did I say gear? I meant beer. Okay. All right, you devil. Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere

00:37:43Okay, look one beer and then we go start digging right? Absolutely. Okay, i'll drink to that salute salute

00:38:00So

00:38:26What

00:38:31Oh my god, you wouldn't

00:38:54Daryl fucking hannah

00:39:01Oh, where's the foot

00:39:08Man there's nothing like a quality cerveza

00:39:11I was afraid you were gonna have some kind of belgian banana bullshit. I hate bananas

00:39:16I like you tex rex. Yeah, you ought to be proud of yourself

00:39:21You made a commitment for the work

00:39:25Looking for the truth

00:39:27Asking questions trying to find answers

00:39:29Most people don't do that. Most people just sleepwalkers in a strange land

00:39:33Most people aren't even where they are

00:39:35Like take your friend there. Mr. Wet blanket

00:39:39He's trapped

00:39:40Trapped up here dexter

00:39:43He'll be fine

00:39:45Where the fuck is it?

00:39:47Where the fuck is the fucking plate? God damn it

00:39:51fuck

00:39:57Fuck

00:40:07Cougar you're a cougar. No human just a human

00:40:13Hi, okay

00:40:16God

00:40:18Yeah, no, i'm good. Um

00:40:22How long you been standing there

00:40:24There's a climbing spot over there. I was gonna go climb it

00:40:27Oh

00:40:28cool

00:40:29You all right?

00:40:31Yeah, man. I'm i'm fine. I'm just

00:40:34Trying to light my fire, but I can't find the you know, glint. Yeah, I got you covered cool

00:40:41Whoa, hey, man, that's a pretty nice camping knife. My buddy's got one like that. Actually it's a hunting knife

00:40:47I knew those were for hunting. Why do you hunt with that?

00:40:49Name it

00:40:51Whoa god that that's awesome, man. Thank you. Thank you. Name's rambo cool, dude. My name's dexter

00:41:00Don't mind me asking what that tent do to you

00:41:03Oh, it's just this

00:41:05Boneheaded guy that I came out here with

00:41:08Kind of ditched me actually he went running off with his old man looking for like ufo scraps or some nonsense

00:41:13I don't know. I guess he thought that sounded more fun than

00:41:16Hanging out with me. Oh, i'm sorry to hear that

00:41:19Yeah

00:41:20Well, i'm glad I could help. I hope that works out with your uh, your pal me too, man

00:41:25I just don't think it will you know because

00:41:27We had this whole plan for the weekend and he just went completely rogue on it, you know

00:41:32It's like he's always got to do stuff his way. You know what I mean?

00:41:35He's never checking in on where i'm at like he doesn't know I got evicted for one

00:41:41Or that they repoed my car or that I don't have a job at the moment and i'm living at my mom's

00:41:47He's just not the boss, do you know what I mean?

00:41:51Dexter he's just not the boss of me, you know

00:41:55Like he just wants to do things his way without even thinking about where i'm at. You know what I mean?

00:42:00If you hadn't come along i'd probably still be over there sitting in silence meditating

00:42:04How am I supposed to catch up with a buddy who won't even talk to me?

00:42:08I mean, you know, he wanted to do a silent treatment

00:42:10And

00:42:12Silent retreat who is he to say how I spend my time out here, you know, i'm a grown-ass man

00:42:17Indeed you are so if I want to drink

00:42:19That's what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna drink if I want to

00:42:22Investigate a potential ufo crash. Well, god damn it. That's what i'm gonna do. Amen

00:42:29You know

00:42:31Thing I think about your friend there. Mr. Wet blanket. He's just he's uncomfortable with

00:42:37Discomfort. Yes. I mean we're comfortable, but we're also comfortable with discomfort

00:42:45Oh out of beer out of beer, okay now i'm uncomfortable I have something else one moment

00:42:58Oh

00:43:01I got this notebook here, right?

00:43:03And i'm using it in part

00:43:06To write down these ideas for a big meeting next week, but that's not all that i'm doing

00:43:11Huh?

00:43:12Hmm

00:43:13See, I need to move in somewhere and

00:43:16My options right now are either living at my mom's. Oh gross. Yeah, or I ask rex if I can move in with him

00:43:23Rex, uh the runaway, right? Yeah, the guy who sent that. Yeah, and and honestly, it's it's a toughy

00:43:29uh

00:43:29Because i'm listing out all the pros and cons here and I just I can't find an answer

00:43:34Uh, I don't know like what do you think?

00:43:41It looks like the coffee's ready

00:43:43Yes, absolutely

00:43:45But you know like when I think about it moving in with rex would be like midnight run or something where he's just this outlaw

00:43:50Type who doesn't listen to me and the longer we're together the more we're doing stuff his way

00:43:54Which makes me go crazy

00:43:55Although when you think about it, he's definitely much more of a deniro and i'm more of a groden

00:43:59So that would put me in the outlaw thing. What what if camera moved in with ferris viewer?

00:44:02Wait a minute. Are you a movie guy? Yes. I'm a movie guy. I'm a filmmaker, dude

00:44:06Oh my god, you don't know how long I've been waiting to talk to somebody new about movies. This is incredible

00:44:10I'm, actually a little bit of a i'm in a film study club myself. Well, okay, sir. Why don't you let her rip?

00:44:16Okay, uh top three favorite sci-fi's go

00:44:20So the foil who else should be told about it who knows about this? Oh, I haven't told that many people

00:44:29But you've told some people

00:44:32Aren't you worried they're gonna say something about it?

00:44:35no, no, i'm

00:44:36Pretty confident. They won't yeah, I mean people don't really believe that stuff when you tell them anyway

00:44:41at least in my experience

00:44:43You've had an experience

00:44:45Spring break 86

00:44:47Me and the basketball team five of us dexter included went out camping

00:44:51Last night of the trip. It's getting pretty late

00:44:54We see these lights in the woods. So the other guys they scramble they figure

00:44:59Park ranger coming in to bust us for drinking or whatever, but I figure

00:45:03I'll go in

00:45:05Let me talk to this guy

00:45:07So I go in to check it out and pretty soon as I get closer. I realize this is

00:45:12Not a park ranger

00:45:13It's not a truck. Not a truck. It was a cylinder

00:45:18Pretty good size. Maybe not much bigger than your trailer here

00:45:21But what was weird was it didn't have any doors. It didn't have any markings on it. It didn't have any exhaust

00:45:27It didn't make any noise it was dead silent

00:45:31when I touched it

00:45:33The whole thing lit up and it whips 20 feet in the air

00:45:37and this blue light just

00:45:39Shoots right down on top of me and it was like time just stopped

00:45:43but

00:45:44You know in that moment, I didn't feel any fear. I felt like totally at peace

00:45:51I can't explain it, but I felt like I was communicating with someone

00:45:57Somehow I I understood them and I knew

00:46:02I knew that they understood me

00:46:06And then I was gone

00:46:08When I got back to camp everybody had left but what I didn't know at the time

00:46:14Was that 24 hours had passed?

00:46:18I felt like I was gone 15 minutes. It was the next night

00:46:21Shit. Well, they didn't believe me. They still don't dexter doesn't

00:46:26They decided I got drunk and lost or whatever

00:46:31That's that

00:46:33I appreciate you telling me that sounds like you got off easy though, you know some people

00:46:39Some people they have scars to show

00:46:41What did you say like in their side? They they have scars

00:46:47Does that look like a park ranger to you

00:46:50You

00:46:52You can't have tremors on your sci-fi list man, that's crazy. That's strictly a monster movie entry

00:46:56Where in that movie is there a lick of science the worms are aliens? No, no

00:47:00No, they never say that they're aliens. In fact, I would pitch that they're hyper-evolved terrestrial being the main actress girl

00:47:06She's studying seismology of the time town. That's science reba reba. No, no, not reba the young nerdy. Uh, the

00:47:12Love interest one. Remember her? Okay. Yes. Yes, that's science

00:47:16But but the whole all of that could be removed from the movie and it could still stand no, well

00:47:20I mean, well it rounds out my top three. So you gotta take it or leave it. Fair enough, man. Fucking great movie

00:47:25Actually, you know the one idea that I have kind of gotten down so far that might be something

00:47:30I would say is pretty tremors adjacent

00:47:33Why don't you take a look at that? What do you got? Take a look

00:47:36Let me know what you think and just give it to me straight. All right

00:47:40Big bugs. Yeah, that's all it says right need to say more. There's a lot of big bug movies

00:47:46But none as simple as this

00:47:48So it's a movie about big bugs

00:47:52And are they fighting off people? No fighting. No bad guys. No monsters. We are

00:47:56Among the bugs they're big to us on the screen. We're in the field in that community, you know, like, uh,

00:48:02Like honey, I shrunk the kids without the kids

00:48:06Well, i'm not gonna lie to you. I mean this idea is just what?

00:48:11What

00:48:13This is the best fucking idea i've ever heard of in my life what bugs yes, this is perfect big bugs big bugs

00:48:20Oh my god, big bugs. I like big bugs and I cannot lie. Oh shit. That's your title

00:48:25Oh my god

00:48:26Title. Yes

00:48:27Crap, because what I like to do is come up with the title first the marquee and then figure out like how can this be?

00:48:32A movie right? That's how you sell a movie. That's genius

00:48:36This is incredible because I have a meeting monday this pitch meeting and I I don't know

00:48:39Should I leave with this? Oh, yeah, you gotta leave with it. It'll kill. That's such great news, man. That's a load off except

00:48:45Sorry, I don't think you'll be able to make your meeting monday though. What you're meeting monday. You're not gonna make it

00:48:55What the hell look it's not your fault god, I like you you're a nice guy

00:49:03God my knife

00:49:05Damn it. I want to do this the easy way kid

00:49:07But I guess we'll have to go to plan b

00:49:10Oh your bronco keys. Yeah. Good luck with that. Is that our shotgun? Yippee-ki-yay. Motherfucker die hard

00:49:18This will all be over soon

00:49:23Or you could do that another runner see you in a bit kid

00:49:37Rex

00:49:47Why is it snowing

00:50:07Oh god

00:50:21So dexter doesn't exactly know why I came out here

00:50:27To drink fine bourbon with the locals obviously, yeah sure. Yeah to drink it is it is good bourbon

00:50:32But I mean like this spot like this exact spot

00:50:36Old dale

00:50:38When I touched the craft

00:50:41I got these numbers in my head. She's like

00:50:44Numbers numbers. This is like burning my head

00:50:47Memorize them wrote them out and for the longest time. I didn't know what they meant

00:50:53So I went to the library and I said, all right, you're gonna do some research

00:50:58So I studied codes

00:51:00ciphers

00:51:01puzzles

00:51:02crosswords

00:51:04ciphers

00:51:06the zodiac letter trying to understand

00:51:10These ones and zeros

00:51:15Binary code. Yeah, you know it. Let me show you something

00:51:22Oh, no, no, hang on hang on stay right there this is messy in here. Hang on

00:51:30Binary codes correspond

00:51:33Directly

00:51:35to

00:51:36Yeah latitude and longitude. Yeah. Yeah, and once I figured that out, I knew it was leading me right to this exact

00:51:43location geographically

00:51:46Oh my god

00:51:47It's true. That's crazy

00:51:49Not as crazy as you might think you are meant to be here

00:51:54There's something very special inside you

00:51:58Thanks, man, that means a lot

00:52:01No, literally

00:52:03There's something inside you the scar

00:52:07What you remember that piece of foil that I showed you earlier, yeah

00:52:14Well, you have one inside you

00:52:18What are you talking about, how do you think I got mine holy shit you have one too, yeah

00:52:25Yeah

00:52:27Except I took mine out. I extracted it. You took it out. I have the tools to do yours, too

00:52:32We could do it this afternoon. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa

00:52:35I'm, not drunk enough for you to do some kind of a half-assed surgery

00:52:39Did you just make that up about the crash crash is as real as that bourbon that you're sipping on right now?

00:52:45That vortex

00:52:48It's like a big homing beacon or something

00:52:51You and I are not the only implanted folks that have been drawn to this site

00:52:55There's others

00:52:57Many others

00:53:02You know rex most people

00:53:08They don't have the courage or the gumption to face their trauma

00:53:14But not you

00:53:16You're different

00:53:18What we know about this foil is that the closer we are to the coordinates?

00:53:23The more active it becomes

00:53:27Now remember last night at the campsite

00:53:30Look at it now. Whoa, don't touch it. Don't touch it. Just watch it watch

00:53:37You can feel it right now can't you

00:53:39Yeah, I feel it from the moment that it's been implanted in you. It's been adding all kinds of stuff stuff that you don't want

00:53:46sadness

00:53:48hurt depression

00:53:51Drinking

00:53:54You got this weird friend

00:53:57It talks shit about you. And what's all that about?

00:54:02You feel it I feel it

00:54:06You know what I feel

00:54:09I feel like i'm looking at myself

00:54:12I was like you an impositional personality a sleepwalker. I didn't know who I was and then I extracted

00:54:21And then I

00:54:23Began to see things clearly all those feelings

00:54:27It just melted away

00:54:31I became unburdened

00:54:37Whatever this foil is we weren't meant to take it on not by ourselves

00:54:43It's too heavy. It's too much weight

00:54:47This foil is holding you back rex

00:54:51So

00:54:55Do you believe I can help you

00:54:57Are you ready to let me help you?

00:55:00I told you i'm not drunk enough for you to go digging around for it. Well, come on

00:55:03Let's keep drinking then we got to get you there

00:55:08Tell you what

00:55:11We'll do a little trial run first, all right, let's at least run some tests just make sure you're ready, okay

00:55:18All right, then

00:55:49Yeah

00:56:13No

00:56:19So

00:56:31You're done what the fuck is going on

00:56:43So, uh

00:56:46Are you like gonna kill me now or so tremors I I really think you need to take another look at it really

00:56:53Fucking really you you want to talk more about tremors? Yes. I was making valid points

00:56:58What do you want to do go back to whining about your friend big bugs?

00:57:02I mean

00:57:03There's not a lot here man. It's just killer bats big bugs big waves. Everything's fucking big and killer with you, huh?

00:57:09There's some good stuff in there

00:57:12look

00:57:16You want my advice

00:57:20Dude fuck that fuck big bugs, you know, if you weren't dying today

00:57:24I'd say go out and make something that you actually fucking care about not something that you think you could sell

00:57:28Why the fuck can't I run away from this campsite? Huh? Did you drug me? You drugged me didn't you put something in my cup?

00:57:33Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, look, look. What what do you want?

00:57:38Do you want you want my keys you want my wallet you can have them you don't have anything to offer me

00:57:42I mean you don't have one shell of a good idea in your fucking head

00:57:45No, not one original thought which is a shame because I thought you had something but you don't

00:57:51Okay. Well, well, maybe we could write something together, you know, just sit down talk help me out

00:57:57We could collaborate i'm afraid not man. Once the old man says you're gone. You're gone

00:58:01Oh, man, you know you blame all your failures on your friend on your car your eviction. Shut up

00:58:07It's never your fault. Is it shut up? No you shut up, you know, i'm fucking sick of people like you

00:58:12Calling yourself an artist when you're just a fucking hack. You should jump off that cliff. Fuck you

00:58:22Damn rambo, you really need to tie better knots valiant effort kid. I'll make it quick

00:58:28Oh god, just do it man happy to oblige

00:58:38What the

00:58:42Watering holes

00:58:44How do you know about watering holes? How do you know about watering holes? There's no way you know about this movie

00:58:49I wrote and directed it. Okay bullshit the director's dusty peter. Yeah, that's me. Well, you said your name was dexter

00:58:55yes, but I use dusty as a pseudonym for projects of

00:58:58ill repute

00:59:01What about the dp

00:59:02There weren't any dp scenes in watering holes. No the director of photography of watering holes. Who is it? Oh, oh, it was a hairy rod

00:59:09It's also a pseudonym producers

00:59:12amber clam dick knob and and me dusty peter

00:59:17Last line of the film is this really necessary last line

00:59:23Well the holes they are watered but now we've made landfall

00:59:28I guess the desert's not so dry after all. Oh my god. You did make watering holes. This is amazing. Let me help you

00:59:37Jesus christ, you have no idea how much that movie means to me i've seen it a hundred

00:59:41Thousands of times really? Yeah

00:59:43Oh, well, I guess i'm just glad to meet someone that finally gets it. Yeah, man. Jesus. I'm so sorry if I hurt you

00:59:50Okay, let's let's get you cozy. Let's have you sit down have a seat. That sounds nice. Take my rock. Take my rock

00:59:55Okay. Yeah

00:59:57Thank you

00:59:59Yeah, man, i've had a bad day, you know

01:00:02I mean you tried to kill me

01:00:04twice

01:00:06and then it was like snowing and then it wasn't snowing and

01:00:11And then I just maybe you could just tell me what's going on, you know

01:00:16Dude

01:00:17Come on

01:00:19Answer the question

01:00:20It's about your friend the cowboy the one with the scar on the side. He he had his appendix out

01:00:26How do you know about that? Well, he's got a piece of foil and i mean tom wants it. Okay, tom. Oh tom

01:00:31Yeah, i'm not hungry man. Oh, okay. I did you need your strength night. Is that what you're talking about that foil?

01:00:38Yeah, you just sit down

01:00:40And you tell me what's going on. What does this mean that you're you're tom's muscle or something?

01:00:44Okay, here's the deal every once in a while

01:00:46Somebody comes along with a piece of foil inside of him and tom can sense it

01:00:50And then he lures him to the trailer. That's when it's my job to neutralize the threat of anybody. That's not the target

01:00:56So then tom goes to work on him

01:00:58Goes to work. Yeah, like right now he's probably delivering some speech about the high powers of the universe brainwashing him while he drinks him blind

01:01:06I'm pretty certain your buddy rex will be so hammered that the idea of tom operating on him won't be such a bad idea after all

01:01:12So we need to go

01:01:14Before he drinks him under the table

01:01:18Actually man if that's really what's happening, I think we got some time. Well, how do you mean?

01:01:23Well in all the years i've known him i've learned one thing

01:01:28You can't drink rex under the table, are you ready to uh become the captain of your own ship

01:01:37Yeah, all right

01:01:40You got a flashlight no

01:01:43You got water. I got this jug one jug for the whole weekend

01:01:47Hold on, man. Why should I believe a single thing that you've said to me so far, huh?

01:01:52Old magical men with with implants of foil. I mean a second ago. You were just gonna kill me

01:01:56How do I know you're not some crazy tourist on a bad mushroom trip or something?

01:02:00And if any of this is real, why aren't we off calling the police right now?

01:02:04You checked your watch lately? No, I don't have a watch. What about a radio?

01:02:09No, walkie-talkie

01:02:10No, jesus kid. What kind of camper are you? What about a compass? Uh, yeah, I do have okay. Where where's that?

01:02:18Look in that sock. Why would it be in your? Oh, yeah, here it is. Yeah, try getting out of here with that jeremiah johnson

01:02:24Oh my whoa. Yeah, you'll never get out of here. No matter how hard you try it's all scrambled

01:02:30The vortex no, it's not the vortex you idiot. It's him

01:02:33He's causing projections in your mind of whatever he wants wherever he wants, but it drains him

01:02:38So he's got to be sneaky about it things you won't expect. Oh my god

01:02:43Well, well if this mind projection stuff is a thing that's happening

01:02:46Who's to say he's not doing other stuff like that to us right now exactly who's to say right who is to say?

01:02:52Yeah, who is to say?

01:02:53Who is right? Who is who are you saying?

01:02:57No

01:02:59All right, my friend you are about to experience

01:03:03a new level of

01:03:05Transformation you have never experienced before I am so excited for you

01:03:12How do you feel oh, oh, hang on hang on let me uh, let me take care of that for you, how do you feel I feel

01:03:21I feel

01:03:23I gotta pee. I gotta pee. Oh, hang on. Hang on. Oh, hang on. Hang on. Hang

01:03:27Where are you going? Where's your bathroom man? I gotta pee. Uh

01:03:34What the hell

01:03:37Now that was a cougar yes, they uh, they do tend to come around these parts quite often this usually scares them away

01:03:49Okay

01:03:52What the oh what wasn't the door right there look at you all turned around, um, actually the door's on the other side

01:03:58Uh, but uh, you're not gonna be able to use the toilet because it's on the fritz right now

01:04:01But thankfully nature is just one giant toilet. So have at it

01:04:05Okay cougar whisperer

01:04:14Okay, so here's the plan this is the campsite here your tent your buddies

01:04:18Gonna pass bone yard go through the ridge line here

01:04:22We don't want to go over there because this is a a nail trap that really severely hurts you right? And then what's this?

01:04:28Oh, this is a really pretty family of snakes, but they're really mean so we don't want to go that way

01:04:33Okay, so we walk through the ridge line here and uh, we get up here to the lookout. This is the uh, the trailer

01:04:39I'm the shotgun. You're the nail polish. Wait, why am I the nail polish? Well because i'm the shotgun show

01:04:45Why didn't he just kill us both last night and take the foil then why is he playing all these mind games?

01:04:50Because the subject needs to be alive when he uh takes the foil out of us. It's no good. It's a very delicate process

01:04:56Why don't I come over and sort of post up here and that way we have two vantage points on no, no, no

01:05:01No, no, you need to stay with me because tom trust me and I don't get scrambled. You'll be scrambled over here

01:05:07Got it. Okay, but it sounds like regardless of what we do

01:05:10We just need to take out tom before he can harvest and then kill all of us, right? We got to kill tom

01:05:14What are you talking about? We can't just go in there guns blazing. What do you mean? You've seen platoon, right?

01:05:19It's a disaster. Okay, this is what we're gonna do. We're just gonna

01:05:23Talk to him

01:05:25Got it. That's what we got to do. We just talk to him first. You know what?

01:05:29We can't shoot him

01:05:31And by golly

01:05:33We can shoot him. What the hell is that? Is that a polaroid? It's a mini dv. It's it's digital straight out of japan

01:05:38Mini tv good god, isn't that cool?

01:05:40And so i'm thinking at least we can just film what's happening to rex here to gather evidence, you know

01:05:46If not for the you know science community at least for the authorities, right? Right?

01:05:50So when they find our dead bodies boom proof is there in the pudding. Let's go. Let's get out of here

01:05:56Huh, we gotta go

01:05:59Okay

01:06:01Hey, man, uh, you probably shouldn't be leaving these fires unattended, you know, you never know what could happen

01:06:06Uh, you probably just kick this out. You just keep going. I got it

01:06:10Don't worry about it

01:06:20What in the hell are you doing

01:06:23Well, the magnets are drawing the foil to the surface in the most

01:06:29delicate and least invasive

01:06:31Way possible right like magnetic tectonic. Yeah. Yes, exactly. I do believe you are primed and ready my friend

01:06:39All right

01:06:41All my gear is clean and safe

01:06:44freaking wild

01:06:46You ready my friend

01:06:49How about one more shot one more shot you finish my beer my whiskey

01:06:55You drunk me dry sailor

01:06:58No problemo

01:07:00I brought a little something myself

01:07:03What is that?

01:07:05If I said it's aged 10 years, does that mean anything to you?

01:07:09Hey, come on

01:07:13Let's uh, let's drink let's drink, uh to the foil right? All right

01:07:23That's good

01:07:28Uh

01:07:30There you go. Big one big rip big rip. Oh to the foil to the foil. All right. Yes, sir

01:07:37All right. Let's get on that table boy. Let's get cracking

01:07:45So, how'd you get into this whole mess with tom

01:07:47Well a long time ago years ago. I came out with a buddy to go camping just like you

01:07:52My buddy had the foil in him tom harvested killed him

01:07:56And he would have killed me too if I didn't convince him that I would help him find more

01:08:02So, what do you get out of it?

01:08:03I get to live that's it. Huh?

01:08:06Whoa, so you're like silver surfer

01:08:09Yeah, and he's like galactus

01:08:12Yeah

01:08:13But you both live together. Yeah, we're roommates

01:08:16You know in the beginning all we did was hunt for foil, but it was like a constant rat wheel

01:08:21Waiting and killing waiting and killing waiting and killing

01:08:27After a couple of kills you just got so numb to it. What do you think?

01:08:31Oh, yeah

01:08:33Check this out. Things got really bad. We lost ourselves

01:08:38I mean it got to the point where I couldn't even remember what life was like before the killing

01:08:43I was actually pooping in the sink and peeing in the tub

01:08:47What?

01:08:48I had to convince tom that we needed something to pass the time

01:08:53Something to connect us to humanity

01:08:56We needed movies so to blockbuster we went the film study group. Yeah

01:09:06Those were the days whatever we wanted we just took it watched it study the hell out of it

01:09:11Wow, so you just stole all the tapes?

01:09:13Well, yeah, but I didn't feel bad about it because it wasn't a mama's pop shop

01:09:16I would never do that with a blockbuster. It'd be fine. Right? Absolutely. So we started with the oscars

01:09:21Then we moved on into the classics

01:09:24And then the blockbuster hits, you know, right like rambo what?

01:09:27I don't know like the stallone rambo

01:09:30Tremors. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, those are my go-to when I talk to strangers at first

01:09:33Yeah, but around this time tom's taste in mind started to drift apart, huh?

01:09:37He was all about the performances, you know, because you got a

01:09:41great ass

01:09:42He thought if he studied those he could unlock the key to talking to strangers in any situation

01:09:47He was a machine. Whoa, but for me the more I watched these movies the more I realized these weren't real at all

01:09:53I went the other direction. I started looking at the unmoving moments in movies and that's when I found it the holy grail

01:10:02Watering holes

01:10:04And no movie ever have I been more convinced that there is no acting going on at all whatsoever. That feels a little bit unfair

01:10:11Hey, wait, does that mean you found a copy of wiring holes in a blockbuster?

01:10:14Well, it wasn't on the shelf. It was in the back in the manager's room

01:10:17I think it was part of his private stash or something

01:10:20but i'm telling you man like the constant looks to the camera the the overlapping of lines the

01:10:24Forgetting of lines the the crew in the every frame. I think I heard three actors fart in three separate scenes. Yeah

01:10:30Yeah, we had a really bad lactose intolerance incident on the film. That's yeah. Yeah, I get it

01:10:35Okay, I get it. The movie is on movie. I get that

01:10:38No, no, no, but that but it's real and those are real fucking people fucking in those hot springs man, and it's revolutionary

01:10:45Wow

01:10:46Revolutionary. Yeah, i'm telling you. Thanks, man that in a weird way. That means a lot

01:10:50No, I mean, well the movie sucks still but that doesn't mean it's not important, you know, yeah. Yeah. Hey, dude. Thank you

01:10:57Thank you, man. Seriously. It's just an honor to hang out with you

01:11:01You know man given all the stuff you're looking for in movies. I have to ask have you not heard of a documentary?

01:11:08a what

01:11:10All right easy now easy

01:11:14Where are your vitals? All right, i'm just gonna grab my instrument. You're doing great. You're doing great. I just like this really quickly here

01:11:22Whoa, uh, are you sure we can't just go back and take a little more shot?

01:11:28So I take it the shotgunning tom is just fully off the table. Yeah, i'm not gonna shoot my roommate dude

01:11:34I told you this already. No fine

01:11:37I mean i've never shot a gun in my life. So there's no way i'm doing it

01:11:40Yeah, right. So I think we're pretty locked in on just talking to him

01:11:43Yeah, just we'll just go there and figure it out

01:11:46What you don't know what you want to say you're gonna wing it

01:11:50Yeah, I just I don't know. I'll just go stay in the moment act natural. You know, what's the problem?

01:11:54I'm, just saying we should have some kind of a plan man. Well, you've known him for 10 minutes. I've known him forever

01:12:00Yeah, you know what

01:12:02You're right, you know tom better than anybody in fact

01:12:06One could even say that you could stroke that ego a bit if you wanted to what do you mean?

01:12:10What I mean to say is you could push the right buttons turn the right gears

01:12:13I mean I could even go as far as to say that you could butter him up if you know what I mean

01:12:18Butter him up. No, what do you mean? You know like

01:12:21butter him up

01:12:23Oh, oh you're talking watering hole scene six when trent tries to coax gwenith into skinny dipping in the backdoor spring

01:12:30Yes, you could do that to tom he he puts that body butter on so thick she has no choice but to wash it all off

01:12:37And and he'll listen to you. He'll listen to everything you say because he's so utterly buttered

01:12:42I mean if it's the only way I guess I could butter his ass up. Yeah, so that he'll listen

01:12:48Well, okay great, uh, do you have his ticket butter

01:12:51You

01:12:58That's what you use for this

01:13:00the tar

01:13:01Oh, it's for the mess

01:13:04mess, uh, okay, do you

01:13:06Wash that ever or i'll tell you

01:13:09Uh-huh, very sterile. Uh this helmet a little tight a little bit of a headache going. Is that

01:13:16normal or is that

01:13:19Whoa, whoa day drinking will do that to you. Wow

01:13:28Stay low

01:13:31It's right up here

01:13:40Oh, yeah

01:13:41Oh, what are you doing? What i'm filming you're gonna film. Yeah

01:13:45Can I maybe do the director thing because i've never done that before i've always wanted to do it. Oh

01:13:49Yeah, okay. Sure. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, we could do a little thing or something

01:13:53Oh, yeah, maybe we do like an intro thing of me like saying what's gonna happen. Okay, you are looking beautiful

01:13:59And go time. Hi. Hi. Hello. My name's dexter wiggins. Whoa. Whoa, wait a minute. Hi. Hi. Hello

01:14:05You're right. That is so unreal. I'm, sorry

01:14:07I'm nervous real because you might die and you want people to know you're a real person. Okay, hold on. All right and

01:14:13Go time. Hi. My name is dexter wiggins and it is sunday, october 26th

01:14:181997 and we are documenting my findings here tonight in case something of criminal or scientific significance happens within this tape

01:14:25With that said I think it's time that we film. Yeah

01:14:27Can you say something about me though, you know, like put me in it like a credit a credit. Yeah, I want a credit

01:14:32Okay, fine

01:14:34Filming with me today is an associate by the name of rambo name's rambo. I'm here to kick ass and take names in

01:14:40Bokeh cool cool

01:14:45That's what he's doing, okay

01:14:46And he's helping me rescue my cohort rex o'banion from what seems to be a potentially dangerous stranger and now I am taking the camera

01:14:54Okay, here we go

01:14:56Oh my god, he's already on the table. Yeah, he's been here the whole time. He's laying there. You could have told me

01:15:02You could cut into him at any minute. Yeah, I know he's in a lot of danger. Jesus christ

01:15:06Okay, I gotta get a frame and we gotta get in there frame. I love that. Okay

01:15:11So

01:15:13What the

01:15:16Ah, what the hell what what cougar what

01:15:23Ah, oh shit fuck look look at the camera. Oh, do you see it? Whoa?

01:15:28What is this camera? It sees right through his project. It's a mini dv man. Wait projections. Did you know?

01:15:36What's going on man i'm late for extraction

01:15:41Who's out there? Oh god, we're in covers bro. We gotta go. No, no, no, dude. You lied to me, didn't you? Did you lie?

01:15:47Show yourself

01:15:50Yeah, so I'm gonna lie how fucking dare you man, I mean i'll explain later we gotta go

01:15:54I gotta do the butter thing. Remember? No, what? Fuck this

01:15:57What are you doing? I just found my stick of butter

01:16:01Keep moving

01:16:04God damn it. Ahoy there

01:16:07It is I

01:16:09Dexter is that wet blanket? Hey dex

01:16:13Welcome to the party pal some pretty cool stuff going on here, man

01:16:17Right, but what are you doing here? Well, what's going on?

01:16:21Funny thing t you had a very specific assignment. Yeah, I know change of plans. No, no, we don't change plans ever

01:16:30But this is the guy that made watering holes

01:16:33watery holes

01:16:34Watery hole. Yeah, you know the movie I love so much with the butter and the hot what the the porno with the farting

01:16:42Yeah, you directed that smut. You're goddamn right. I did

01:16:46Oh team, uh, dexter has this a camera thing this mini rv from japan and uh, it can see through your projections. We saw everything

01:16:54everything

01:16:55Yeah, so rambo, why don't you take your ropes over there and tie everybody up? We're gonna have ourselves a little experiment

01:17:04What is your major malfunction numb nuts?

01:17:08Just hear him out tom. All right

01:17:11Thank you very much rambo. Now. Why don't you come back? Okay

01:17:15And turn around what?

01:17:18What the hell?

01:17:20Okay, well i'm already tied up you can't tie me up anymore

01:17:25Oh

01:17:32Dexter chill out man. All right, we're in the middle of something here. You don't know everything

01:17:37You don't know everything. Do you remember in the bronco man when you asked me? What would you do if we saw one?

01:17:42Yeah, that's what i'm talking about, man. We're making contact. I got the coordinates in my head

01:17:47I got the foil in my hip you don't get it rex. You've already made contact the alien sitting right there

01:17:52It's tom and my camera proves it you're just jealous that I found something cool out here

01:17:58And you got bored with your silent treatment. So you're coming over here to ruin my fun

01:18:01No, man, he causes projections and I can show you man. I have the footage. Oh what footage look

01:18:07Look, this is gonna be great. Let me just bring up playback

01:18:13Hey, ma get your buddy in here. Come check this out. Not this part. This part's not important. Hold on. Come on

01:18:19I wonder you can't make it in hollywood

01:18:21He could cut into him at any minute straight out of japan I can't

01:18:29Okay, okay

01:18:31Right here. Whoa

01:18:33Oh my god, look cc your tentacles and all tom

01:18:37I just got drunk with an alien

01:18:42That's your reaction I just got drunk with an alien he's trying to kill you man

01:18:47What the hell is this helmet doing to him

01:18:50Enough of this we are doing my test

01:18:54This should be fun

01:18:55All right to prove to you guys that I am not an alien. I'm gonna film myself. Okay

01:19:00Huh, you see me? Am I an alien?

01:19:03No, okay

01:19:05Now rex even though sometimes I have my doubts

01:19:09I'm, hot-blooded check it and see

01:19:14Yeah

01:19:15human

01:19:17human human

01:19:18That just leaves you rambo. You know me. You know my story. You don't have to do this

01:19:24I think you should

01:19:25You know film him. I think you'd be surprised the results may be otherworldly. Oh otherworldly. Yeah, right

01:19:31Yeah, this is ridiculous. Is it ridiculous?

01:19:34Is it as ridiculous as some guy hanging out with an alien in an airstream for how many years killing on command?

01:19:41Rambo

01:19:43Are you?

01:19:45Rambo, why don't you film him and find out? Okay

01:20:03You tie worse knots than rambo, but there's two of them

01:20:08One time, okay, okay

01:20:14Okay, all right, I am sorry he's free he's free he's free

01:20:20Rambo will you get up and help me? God damn it. No, i'm not i'm human i'm staying

01:20:27You know all this talk about freedom and

01:20:30Home I mean what is home even where is it?

01:20:37Where are you from?

01:20:39The scar what scar the scar under your bandana. Do you have any idea how you got that? Do I have a scar?

01:20:48Big daddy when we crashed you came too and you

01:20:56You you insisted that you were a human and this was your projection this was it this was all that you projected since then

01:21:04Some dennis hopper knocked off

01:21:06I tried to tell you every day. I tried to tell you the truth about who you are every morning

01:21:10No, it's like i'm a human i'm rambo, but you know pretty soon. I just gave up. I just let you run with it

01:21:16But not now not tonight

01:21:19Tonight's when you face the truth

01:21:21This is not your home

01:21:23Never was

01:21:24Tonight we're going back

01:21:26To

01:21:30Come on rambo i'll tell you everything. Whoa, check it out the trailer door's back

01:21:38Hey, man, you all right your ropes. No, don't touch him. Sorry. Sorry

01:21:43Listen, i've done the math. This guy's got enough foil in him

01:21:47To get us home

01:21:49I'm not going with you. Tell me i don't care what the truth is

01:21:51There's nothing for you here

01:21:53You know who you are, okay, well if I am an alien then where are our people why haven't they contacted us?

01:21:59Why aren't they coming for us? We have been crashed for 60 years back home. That's six days, right?

01:22:05I don't want to wait here for another 600 years for some stealth extractor to find us 600. Yes

01:22:11You know the policy at headquarters right a down ship never was

01:22:16Right point is this guy

01:22:19He is our ticket out of here all we got to do is keep him conscious

01:22:24and download

01:22:25the coordinates home

01:22:27Coordinates. Yes, they embedded it the binary code in his subconscious the helmet. Yes

01:22:34I thought your helmet was all bullshit. No, it's not bullshit. It's been downloading since you got here

01:22:38We're gonna get everything that we need

01:22:41to go home

01:22:43Hey dex

01:22:45If I don't make it out of here

01:22:48There's something I want you to have

01:22:50Okay, man. Yeah. All right. Are you listening? Yeah, what is it in my wallet? There's a coupon

01:22:57That coupon

01:22:58Is a rent one get one free

01:23:01at klingon video

01:23:03I want you to take it

01:23:04I want you to use it. I want you to save it for a special night. All right, okay

01:23:10uh

01:23:11Look, man, how about uh

01:23:13How about I do you one better, huh?

01:23:16When we get out of here, okay

01:23:20Can I sleep on your couch

01:23:22What?

01:23:24Yeah

01:23:25What are you talking about? You're going back to hollywood on monday. No, man. I got evicted. I don't live there anymore

01:23:30and as for monday

01:23:33That meeting was never official. I just knew a secretary that could get me in the building

01:23:39Outside of a hail mary come monday i'm gonna be out of my ass

01:23:44Come monday

01:23:46It'll be all right. Come on

01:23:50Ow, oh easy, buddy

01:23:53I need you

01:23:54We need each other. We can't do this alone

01:23:57please

01:23:59Let's go

01:24:04Get back in there

01:24:07Oh

01:24:09Hey, welcome back. Thanks for the sidebar. What was that sound?

01:24:14Congratulations

01:24:15You're the first camper that's been dumb enough to keep that helmet on this long at least without getting killed or uh,

01:24:21Keeling over. Yeah, well

01:24:24You don't drink recs under the table

01:24:26And you don't strap them to one either

01:24:30Hey, is that my your knife from the campsite you're damn right, what are you doing giving them knives shotguns whose side are you on?

01:24:36No, you can't shoot him. I'll nick the foils dex

01:24:39You know what to do. Hell. Yeah, rex deck super flex. Go go for it

01:24:59Wait, oh

01:25:03What happened

01:25:06Oh

01:25:18Oh shit rex, oh just kill me

01:25:22Well, it looks like you found your burial site a little early there, huh? Cowboy

01:25:26Here, come here. Let me help you up

01:25:30Yeah, how about doing some day drinking

01:25:33But i'll tell you what

01:25:35When you see an alien

01:25:37on tape

01:25:39That'll sober you up real quick

01:25:42So here's the deal

01:25:44There is no way

01:25:46Y'all are getting me back on that table

01:25:48this

01:25:50Is a camping. It's a it's a hunting knife rex

01:25:54What are you gonna do?

01:25:56Throw it

01:25:57Chances are i'll hit one of you

01:26:00And at this point, I don't care who

01:26:02I guess no one ever told him you're not supposed to bring a banana to a gunfight

01:26:10Oh banana, ah

01:26:13God

01:26:14Oh, you projected that into your mind man. That was a perfectly good knife. You just threw away. No. No, that was a banana

01:26:21I hate bananas

01:26:23You really do hate bananas

01:26:26It's okay

01:26:28It's okay because I guess

01:26:32Oh what no, no

01:26:35Bananas

01:26:36Hey cowboy

01:26:37You got anything else under there? You want to share with us any more knives? Uh slingshot

01:26:43pea shooter, maybe

01:26:45I didn't think so. All right rambo go get him. Okay. Hey, no, no, no rambo. Don't don't don't do this man

01:26:51Remember what we talked about all day how you wanted to save us, you know watering holes

01:26:55You gotta do the right thing. Yeah, I know I know but I I just want to go home like wherever that is, you know

01:27:00But uh, I mean I did make a deal with them

01:27:03I told them that they could go free and you know, I would like to stick to that, you know, like my butter

01:27:09Step into my office. Uh, one second. Okay

01:27:14butter

01:27:15Bananas, what the hell is this a farmer's market?

01:27:18What are you baking bread? Why can't you just hold on to a banana? Who is this clown? He is an ally

01:27:23Okay, we'll polite years away before these kids even get out of here rambo, please

01:27:29Tom please please. All right

01:27:33We can take off they can live yes. Oh my god, you're the best let's go tell them

01:27:42Okay

01:27:43Here's the deal. Um

01:27:45We're gonna let you guys go but we gotta get the foil out of his hip and then that's it. We'll let you go. Oh

01:27:51No, no deal. How about this? Do you swear on watering holes that we get to live?

01:27:57Yeah, I swear on watering holes. I I swear on dusty peter's life

01:28:01That's my life. Dex do something 10 minutes operating table. Let's go

01:28:06Chop chop. It's the only deal on the table, man. We gotta take it. No, no table. No deal. It's a little dark down there

01:28:14But it's about to get pretty bright up here. What is that from? I wrote his mind

01:28:27Oh

01:28:31The cortex

01:28:35All right, here we go, let's get to work

01:28:41All right, you all right buddy, oh man

01:28:50Wow, i'm good with that you're not good with uh, you know, yeah blood. Yeah

01:28:57Oh, was that the sound of a wet blanket hitting the dirt

01:29:21Oh

01:29:24Oh my god, oh hey man, he did it

01:29:27He did it

01:29:29Did he do it? Oh, yeah. Oh, he did it. Oh

01:29:33He did it. Ah, but you're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay, man

01:29:38Also, dude, check it out

01:29:41Oh my god

01:29:43The foil is fuel man. That's why tom wants it so bad. That's why he's been harvesting it the foil

01:29:49is fuel

01:29:52I mean, honestly the amount that you were correct about all of this is mind-boggling. I told you

01:29:59It wasn't a park ranger

01:30:01Oh my

01:30:04My baby is

01:30:05Up and running. I haven't heard a purr like that in decades. Well, we held up our end of the bargain, right?

01:30:12So are we free to go?

01:30:13That's the deal. Well

01:30:16Where's the thing the thing the thing what thing now, I don't want to be terse is it vexed her but um

01:30:23You boys being here after we go

01:30:26Or I go

01:30:28It's not gonna sit well with our people

01:30:31What see the thing is about us kind of folks is that we like to avoid detection

01:30:38After all you two have seen today

01:30:41Kind of makes you loose ends

01:30:43I don't like loose ends

01:30:45I can't believe what i'm hearing tom. We had a deal. No, I had a deal

01:30:50With you, right, which is why i'm still gonna offer you a space

01:30:55in my ship

01:30:57on one condition

01:30:58What?

01:30:59You know, you you betrayed me. No, yes, but despite your treachery. You're still one of my own

01:31:06Thank you. You're like family to me. I'm nothing but loyal to you true. So start showing some loyalty back

01:31:14What do you

01:31:16Blast these two and let's get out of here

01:31:18If you don't i'll blast all three of you and then i'll leave or maybe i'll blast say blast one more time

01:31:23It's gonna be a blast

01:31:25Oh, don't get cute with me rambo. You don't have enough shows

01:31:33Fuck what do we do? Only one of these is the real one, right? Just pick one and shoot

01:31:38That's not a gamble. He's willing to take son

01:31:40Son

01:31:45Sorry kid rambo don't do this tick-tock rambo

01:31:56Well the hole's there watered now we've made landfall guess the desert's not so dry after all

01:32:07Wait, no

01:32:11Bring it

01:32:18Oh nicely done rambo, all right, let's get the hell out of here

01:32:24Oh

01:32:40Oh, oh my it has been a day

01:32:46Oh

01:32:48Ah, those frontal lobes are throbbing. Oh, hey almost forgot

01:32:54So

01:33:08All right, let's get on home

01:33:18So neighbors

01:33:24Oh

01:33:43Oh, yes, yes coordinates acquired route set

01:33:49Oh

01:33:53Oh second star from the right straight on till morning

01:34:00I'm not gonna be able to forgive myself. Those were good kids, man. What are you doing?

01:34:05Oh

01:34:06You hear that? Did you hear what I said? We fucked up man

01:34:10We fucked up

01:34:12Oh, absolutely. I mean we are fucked up

01:34:15I'm pregnant, dude

01:34:16What are you fucked up?

01:34:19Oh god, you're fucked up. Oh

01:34:22You're fucked up. Oh

01:34:24Dude, did you feel that? Did you feel that? Oh my god, you're fucked up buckle up buttercup

01:34:49So

01:35:02Let's hit it

01:35:04Ah

01:35:18Get it together

01:35:34Oh

01:35:40Oh shit rex rex rex rex

01:35:46Rex holy rex

01:35:52Oh, he shot us man, yeah, he fucking shot us he did well then why aren't we dead?

01:36:00I'm dead

01:36:02The bird shot remember when I sold you enough to ruin your day not enough to kill

01:36:14Okay

01:36:19Oh shit, oh

01:36:21Oh

01:36:26Dude I think they crashed did you piss in their gas tank or something?

01:36:34Tom and I we uh, we drank the mushrooms you drank the mushrooms

01:36:42I sprinkled them in my flask when you weren't looking you goddamn degenerate and they're just hitting you both now

01:36:49I guess they are still good

01:36:52I told you to leave that shit in the car. Yeah. Well, he told me a lot of things. Yeah. Yeah, I did

01:37:00Come on, get up

01:37:09Oh man, oh no your camera they smashed it get the tape get the tape. Oh, no, that's dead

01:37:15That footage that footage you shot. That's fine. It's fine

01:37:18It's a story we can always tell don't worry

01:37:22You think anybody would believe it I sure as shit wouldn't let's get out of here

01:37:30Let me check something

01:37:32Woo, yeah, I think we're good to walk home. So you know where we're going let's just head west

01:37:41Pretty sure that's east

01:37:44Yeah, man, hey buddy when we get there yes, yes, why

01:37:53You can crash my couch

01:37:55But no silent treatments comprende comprende. All right, let's get out of here

01:38:05The bronco is this way, right? I don't think you're gonna be driving it

01:38:09What rambo gutted it when he took your shotgun?

01:38:12Damn it

01:38:14Well looks like I need a job again

01:38:16You know anybody that's hiring, you know, there's actually an opening at klingon video right now. Really?

01:38:22Do you have an in can you?

01:38:23Introduce me that depends. Can you play dnd tnt what dungeons moon dragons?

01:38:29I play it every monday and on full moons

01:38:32Tuesdays are teching tuesdays

01:38:42So

01:39:12So

01:39:42So

01:40:12You

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