The Brothers O'toole | Full Movie | Richard Erdman | John Astin, Pat Carroll, Hans Conried

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THE BROTHERS O'TOOLE
| Comedy, Western | 1973 |

Plot:
The brothers, a couple of ne'er-do-wells, turn a sleepy mining town upside-down in their search for quick riches.

Crew:

• Directed by: Richard Erdman
• Written by: Tim Kelly, Marion Hargrove, Tim Kelly (Story)
• Starring: John Astin, Pat Carroll, Hans Conried, Richard Erdman, Allyn Joslyn
• Produced by: Charles E. Sellier Jr.
• Music by: Don Piestrup
• Cinematography: Allen Daviau
• Edited by: Bud Molin

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00:02:15Shaved Ice

00:02:20Molly, be damned, Molly, Molly

00:02:25You're a one-horse town, you're not fit to be around

00:02:31Molly, be damned, Molly, Molly You've got no class, you're a pain in the...

00:02:42Oh, Molly, Molly Your future is not secure

00:02:52There should be a sign outside this little town

00:02:57That says, detour

00:03:03Hey, Molly, Molly

00:03:12How big a loan did you have in mind, Louie?

00:03:14Well, it'd take every bit of twenty-five dollars.

00:03:19I'm sure you're good for the money, Louie.

00:03:22But that's a little rich for us.

00:03:24Well, how come you look so friendly when I first came in?

00:03:27I thought maybe you were here to make a deposit.

00:03:31Well, it's not you, Louie.

00:03:33It's the whole town that's having a bad case of the shorts.

00:03:36Always has had, ain't it?

00:03:38Lately.

00:03:39Long as I've been here.

00:03:41Nobody's ever had a nickel.

00:03:43Except, of course, the mayor.

00:03:45It's a shame, too.

00:03:47Pretty little town like Mo-lil-bl...

00:03:49Mo-lil-bl...

00:03:51Mo-blila.

00:03:52We did everything we could to pull this town out of the mud.

00:03:55Mo-li-blila.

00:03:57Now somebody's gotta do something to help us.

00:04:00Yeah, that'd be nice, all right.

00:04:02But who?

00:04:03Where?

00:04:06You people are making a terrible mistake.

00:04:09Get off.

00:04:11I mention this without a tinge of personal hostility or reproach,

00:04:14but as man-to-man in a spirit of kindly helpfulness and constructive objectivity.

00:04:24Because, high or low, wherever you go, the world does not like a poor loser.

00:04:28When they're playing cards for money, they don't like too good a winner either.

00:04:34Gentlemen, there's a time for talk, there's a time for action.

00:04:38This is a time to run.

00:04:44This is a time to run.

00:05:15I had a friend in the world.

00:05:18And that's the only thing I've got to be thankful for.

00:05:22Don't you have kinfolks anywhere, Timothy?

00:05:25No, not at present.

00:05:27At one time, though, we were a very big family.

00:05:29An awful rich.

00:05:30Owned all of New York south of 14th Street.

00:05:33Yeah, had brothers and sisters to feed to the hogs.

00:05:36Really? How many?

00:05:39Well, let's see, Alfred was the oldest.

00:05:41Brother, that is.

00:05:42He was a missionary.

00:05:43Eaten by the heathen savages of a distant land.

00:05:46Well, that's terrible. What distant land?

00:05:49Belgium, I think the name was.

00:05:51Oh, Timothy, how dreadful.

00:05:53I know. Makes me weak all over just thinking about it.

00:05:57I bet you've been to all sorts of interesting places.

00:06:00Not all.

00:06:02To tell you the truth, I've never been to Wichita.

00:06:05I'm an only child.

00:06:07Are you really? So am I.

00:06:09You're getting awfully strong all of a sudden.

00:06:12I know. I tell you.

00:06:15Oh, Bonnie Lou McClanahan.

00:06:17There are certain women that affect a fellow that way.

00:06:21It's what they call animal magnetism.

00:06:28Are you sure you're sincere?

00:06:31I bet you didn't have any dizzy spell at all.

00:06:34I bet it was just a mean old,

00:06:37I bet it was just a mean old trick to get me up here in your room.

00:06:43Now, you're gonna hurt my feelings.

00:06:45And that's not the kind of girl that...

00:06:52Because we're brought up very strict around here and I don't even go with boys.

00:06:56And if Papa knew that I was up here in a gentleman's...

00:06:58Do that again.

00:06:59Oh, I remember.

00:07:02Now, who on earth?

00:07:05Yes.

00:07:06Find out who's in there, will you?

00:07:08Gee, willikers.

00:07:10It's Papa!

00:07:11Open it up or I'll break it down.

00:07:14Please, Mrs. McClanahan.

00:07:18Papa, Papa, whatever you...

00:07:20Where, Papa?

00:07:32Is this it?

00:07:34The Golden West, land of opportunity.

00:07:38To starve to death, be massacred by the yahoos.

00:07:43Anything west of 8th Avenue is New Jersey!

00:07:48Any civilized community, you could...

00:07:51You could do it.

00:07:52You could do it.

00:07:53You could do it.

00:07:54You could do it.

00:07:55You could do it.

00:07:56You could do it.

00:07:57You could do it.

00:07:58You could do it.

00:07:59You could do it.

00:08:01Well, there you are.

00:08:05Man's best and noblest friend, the goat.

00:08:09Been putting it away all this time, have you?

00:08:11I hope it's poison ivy.

00:08:13If it's grass, I'll join you.

00:08:18Don't get lost again, Fred.

00:08:20I'll be right back.

00:09:00Michael O'Toole.

00:09:02It never fails.

00:09:05You get a little ahead in the world, and here come all your poor relations.

00:09:12Something the matter?

00:09:14Could use more salt.

00:09:16What do you mean, more salt?

00:09:18Okay, I could use salt.

00:09:20Salt doesn't grow on trees, you know.

00:09:22I didn't know that.

00:09:23Neither do chickens.

00:09:25Look, I was just suggesting that all things considered,

00:09:27it's not quite as tasty as the chicken mama used to make.

00:09:29Where's your horse?

00:09:30I don't have a horse.

00:09:31I gave you one three months ago.

00:09:33I lost it.

00:09:34You'd lose your head if it weren't tied on.

00:09:38Shut up and enjoy your chicken.

00:09:45It's not easy being an orphan in this cruel world, Timothy.

00:09:48Yeah, I can imagine.

00:09:49I could make it if it were just me,

00:09:51but being mother and father both to a wild, irresponsible...

00:09:55Half-grown boy.

00:09:56It's not that easy being a half-grown boy.

00:09:58Why don't you put your 30?

00:09:59I suppose anybody else would have given up by now.

00:10:02True.

00:10:03But I promised our sainted mother I'd try to help you make something of yourself.

00:10:08Hey, it's my turn.

00:10:09It's not three miles.

00:10:10Back there was three miles, but you were talking.

00:10:14Just another example, Timothy,

00:10:17of the advantages of an extensive vocabulary.

00:10:24What's it say?

00:10:26M-O-L-Y...

00:10:28Well, how should I know?

00:10:29You're the one who went to high school.

00:10:31What's it look like?

00:10:32It looks like food.

00:10:33You stay here.

00:10:34Try not to attract undue attention.

00:10:37I'll ride ahead and reconnoiter,

00:10:39see if the place is worth a clean shirt and a shave.

00:10:42Just this once, Michael,

00:10:43why couldn't I ride ahead and whatever that word was?

00:10:45Because if there's a woman around or something like that,

00:10:47you always forget what you're looking for.

00:10:54That's true.

00:10:56That's true.

00:11:27Harold, we're already running late.

00:11:30Confound it, driver.

00:11:31We're nine minutes behind schedule.

00:11:33I'm a-holding you back.

00:11:34Why don't you go on ahead without me?

00:11:56I'm a-holding you back.

00:11:57Why don't you go on ahead without me?

00:12:27Ambrose.

00:12:28Ambrose Littleberry.

00:12:29What's he doing in town in broad daylight?

00:12:42My good man.

00:12:48Terribly sorry.

00:12:49Tell me, Colonel.

00:12:50You know what this is.

00:12:52It's either Halloween or April Fool's.

00:12:54What are you doing with that thing?

00:12:55I'm putting you under arrest, m'see.

00:12:57Careful, that's loaded.

00:12:58You can come along quietly, dead or alive.

00:13:01For one lousy cigar butt?

00:13:03Get your hands up, m'see.

00:13:05And don't compound the felony by getting sarcastical.

00:13:08Felony? It wasn't even lit.

00:13:09This way, come on, come on.

00:13:10Get moving.

00:13:11Move, move, move.

00:13:12That's it.

00:13:13Too fast.

00:13:14Easy does it.

00:13:15This is a gross miscarriage of justice.

00:13:17You're riding roughshod over the taxpayers.

00:13:20Get in there, killer.

00:13:21Try not to make any funny moves.

00:13:22Fine courtesy from a public servant.

00:13:24Any desperado comes up against Eli Hatfield, he's hell to pay.

00:13:28I pitch hot.

00:13:29I got no hesitation, m'see.

00:13:31Shoot him down like a rabbi dog.

00:13:33Really?

00:13:34I'm the high sheriff here, m'see.

00:13:37I ask the questions.

00:13:46Oh, my goodness.

00:13:47Come home, come home, come home.

00:13:52Father, dear father, come home.

00:13:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, girl.

00:13:59Whoa, whoa.

00:14:05Now you hold it right there, buster.

00:14:07Yeah.

00:14:08Oh.

00:14:09Oh.

00:14:10Oh.

00:14:11Oh.

00:14:12Oh.

00:14:13Oh.

00:14:14Oh.

00:14:15Oh.

00:14:16Oh.

00:14:17Oh.

00:14:18Oh.

00:14:19Oh.

00:14:20Oh.

00:14:21Oh.

00:14:22Oh.

00:14:23Oh.

00:14:24Oh.

00:14:26Oh.

00:14:27Oh.

00:14:28Oh.

00:14:29Oh.

00:14:30Oh.

00:14:31It ever happened?

00:14:32Yeah, it ever happened.

00:14:33Yeah.

00:14:34Uh-uh-uh.

00:14:35Ah, ah, ah.

00:14:36Uh.

00:14:37Ah.

00:14:38Uh.

00:14:39Ah.

00:14:40Oh, merciful heavens, what have I done?

00:14:42What have I done?

00:14:43Your butt scared me to death.

00:14:44That's what you've done.

00:14:46It's a big day, Mr. Mayan.

00:14:49Sure is, mother.

00:14:50Ha ha ha ha.

00:14:51They really got him, huh?

00:14:52Sure as hell did.

00:14:53Always to the thrill, Your Honor.

00:14:54Harmon, it's a red-letter day, a milestone in the history of...

00:14:58No chance of his getting away, is there?

00:15:01No chance of anything for that bird.

00:15:03The chief executive of this here community, it is my intention...

00:15:07Can I see him? It's not too soon.

00:15:10Well, come along.

00:15:12The better the day, the better the dead.

00:15:17In the ordinary course of events, I am not a vindictive man.

00:15:21But in your case, I'm going to make an exception.

00:15:23I'll have your job for this.

00:15:25Anybody who wants my job can have my job.

00:15:28It's not much of a job, no how.

00:15:35Is this your man, Hatfield?

00:15:36That's him, your honor, in the flesh.

00:15:38Good work. Good work.

00:15:39I'll see that it gets into the record.

00:15:41Thank you, sir. Very kind of you.

00:15:42Thrilling spectacle, Mr. Hatfield.

00:15:44The bravest thing I ever saw.

00:15:46Well, hell, Mr. Lovejoy, it wasn't nothing at all.

00:15:48Not hardly.

00:15:49Oh, yes, it was.

00:15:50Like taking a rattler with your bare hands.

00:15:54Oh, good morning, sir. A very pretty day, isn't it?

00:15:59Ugly customer.

00:16:00The only time I ever saw a face like yours, it took the bait right off my hook.

00:16:05Simple-tongued fellow, you're talking to the mayor.

00:16:09My name is Harmon P. Lovejoy.

00:16:11I hope we'll get to know each other better in...

00:16:13Shut up.

00:16:14You listen to me, Farmer John.

00:16:16I've been through these little hayseed towns before.

00:16:19Somebody walks through with shoes on his feet,

00:16:21you pick him up for mopery and slap a fine on him for the gold in his teeth.

00:16:25Not this time.

00:16:26Not hardly.

00:16:28I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.

00:16:30Well, I'll keep an eye on them anyway.

00:16:32You have preyed upon the citizens of this community for the last time.

00:16:36Preyed? I didn't even spit on the sidewalk.

00:16:38Don't talk vulgar.

00:16:40The circuit judge will be through here tomorrow.

00:16:42If I were you, I'd get myself a good lawyer just for the sake of appearances.

00:16:45What do I need a lawyer for?

00:16:47Various high crimes and misdemeanors

00:16:50against the peace and good order of the sovereign state of Colorado

00:16:53and the beautiful town of Molly B. Dan.

00:16:56Did you talk to the relatives of this poor devil yet?

00:16:58I'm sure she's heard about it by now.

00:16:59Good.

00:17:00Get my brother. He'll help me.

00:17:02I never heard of no brother.

00:17:03He's waiting for me at the fort north of town.

00:17:06This could be a trap.

00:17:07They could ambush the whole posse up there.

00:17:09Yes, they could. They could.

00:17:11You know what to do in case he tries to escape.

00:17:15You gotta go home to eat?

00:17:16No, sir. I do have to go.

00:17:18Yeah, of course. Of course.

00:17:20I'd better get you a deputy anyway.

00:17:21Thank you, sir.

00:17:29Timothy?

00:17:30O'Toole, ma'am. Timothy O'Toole.

00:17:33That's Irish, ain't it?

00:17:36Well, no. It's actually Eskimo.

00:17:38You see, my grandfather was a full-blooded galoot on his mother's side.

00:17:42Came to this country playing solo glockenspiel with Gilmore's band.

00:17:46Uh-huh.

00:17:48Mine's Caliber Dine.

00:17:50Oh, now, that's pretty.

00:17:52Nope.

00:17:53But I stopped fighting about it since I was 12.

00:17:56Why was you shooting at me?

00:17:57Well, because there's not always time to ask questions before shooting.

00:18:01Especially around this town.

00:18:03What do you mean, this town up ahead is, uh, Molly whatever the...

00:18:06Molly Badam.

00:18:07M-O-L-L-Y...

00:18:10Well, however it goes, it's Molly Badam.

00:18:12Kind of a funny name to name a town.

00:18:15Steady, girl. Steady.

00:18:16What's that?

00:18:17Well, Molly Badam, I mean.

00:18:18Yeah, well, I suppose so.

00:18:20Some of the high-class folks, you know, the ladies and such,

00:18:24they call it Molly Badee.

00:18:26But it's Molly Badam.

00:18:36Mr. Carson?

00:18:37You've done a splendid piece of work, sir.

00:18:39We're all proud of you.

00:18:44Sir?

00:18:46Hey, you kids over there!

00:18:49You're not old enough to be hanging around in front of the saloon.

00:18:51Hi, Sheriff.

00:18:52Hey, Sheriff.

00:18:53No mood for none of your sass today either.

00:18:55Just break it up and go home.

00:18:57Boy, Mr. Haffey, I seen you when you took him in.

00:19:00You sure put the deadwood on that criminal, sir.

00:19:02Can I touch your shootin' iron, Sheriff?

00:19:04Is that the toughest ombre you've brought in so far?

00:19:07We'll talk about it sometime when I'm not so busy.

00:19:11Run along now.

00:19:12Go on. Scoot. Scoot.

00:19:13Yes, sir, Sheriff.

00:19:16All right, sweet ladies.

00:19:17Oh, dear, dear, Mr. Hatfield.

00:19:19Permit me to shake you by the hand.

00:19:31Excuse me, old-timer.

00:19:34Hey!

00:19:50Are you waiting for something to hatch?

00:19:53Oh, well, it's just that we don't often see somebody famous.

00:19:58Would you mind if I asked your height and weight?

00:20:00Absolutely.

00:20:02Were you ever athletical inclined?

00:20:04Because in most cases, the more strenuous sports tend to develop certain portions of the body over others.

00:20:10Look, I have this little baby brother who's waiting for me out at the north end of town.

00:20:15I'd hate for anything to happen to the little tad.

00:20:18Some people, you see, look a little heavier on one side.

00:20:21You know what I mean?

00:20:22So if you could just step up there and let him know that I'm here.

00:20:25If it's not too personal, what size collar do you take?

00:20:30What do you do for a living, old tool?

00:20:33Oh, it just depends on how I feel.

00:20:36Lots of times, I don't even bother.

00:20:38Yeah, that's what I sort of thought.

00:20:40You know, as soon as I saw you close on, I says,

00:20:44now there's a man who looks too lazy to be a highway robber and too bright to be a cowboy.

00:20:52Well, thank you very much.

00:20:55You got any kinfolks around here?

00:20:57Yeah, I had earlier in the day.

00:21:00Well, they're kind of hard to lose.

00:21:02Ain't that the truth.

00:21:04I want a lawyer.

00:21:06We haven't got no lawyer. You'll have to wait.

00:21:08I am not a young man.

00:21:10Young as you'll ever be.

00:21:13Maybe as old.

00:21:15Oh, it's going to be just beautiful.

00:21:17Well, be that as it may or may not, I still think it's a might previous.

00:21:22Not to me, your honor. The dream of my life for 26 years.

00:21:27What happened to you 26 years ago?

00:21:30That's when I watched my first one.

00:21:33Your first what? Never mind.

00:21:35Just don't let it get too expensive.

00:21:44Tell you what I'm going to do.

00:21:47Try doing nothing, Desperate.

00:21:49Since I have a rigorous schedule ahead, matters of great pith and moment.

00:21:53I try to not even think about it till there I stood.

00:21:57Instead of bringing charges against you and your slippery looking friend, the mayor.

00:22:01False arrest, trespass on the case, defamation and slander and so forth and so fifth.

00:22:08I have decided to pay the two dollars and continue on my way.

00:22:11Forgetting the humiliation and discomfort of the day.

00:22:14What do you mean?

00:22:16Well, I like the cut of your jib, Hatfield.

00:22:20A certain misguided sense of civic responsibility, perhaps an excess of professional zeal.

00:22:26But you have a good face.

00:22:30And a certain rough-hewn affability.

00:22:35You know, you're a credit to your parents.

00:22:39Shoot.

00:22:41No, no, really.

00:22:42Hell, Mr. L.

00:22:44Mr. O.

00:22:46Well, you're not all bad yourself, except for your personal habits and outstanding charges.

00:22:51And whatever happens, and I can tell you right now what they're going to, it's nothing between you and I.

00:22:57I wonder if I could ask you for a personal favor.

00:23:01What are friends for?

00:23:03If it was for me, I wouldn't put you to the trouble.

00:23:06But I got this little ten-year-old daughter who's been fussing at me for it.

00:23:15Would you sign your picture for my little girl?

00:23:18A picture?

00:23:19It'll make my little flossy proud as a boil.

00:23:34A joke's a joke, Silas, but this one's beginning to smell of the keg.

00:23:39You're not going to sign it?

00:23:41If you give me that thing again, I'll...

00:23:43I don't mind a rotten criminal desperate, but a man who disappoints a little ten-year-old motherless child.

00:23:49Wait till you see it. Wait till you see it.

00:23:52It's the prettiest one I've ever seen, and so practical.

00:23:56What?

00:23:57Oh, go ahead and take a look. It's all yours anyway.

00:24:08Okay, Tom, let it go.

00:24:14All this excitement because some clunk decides to build a sawmill on Molly B. Dan?

00:24:20Hell, with that ridiculous grin on your face, I thought maybe your mother-in-law died.

00:24:24But this is Vandergelt money, Mr. Mayor.

00:24:26B. Vandergelt and Sons Limited.

00:24:28One of the biggest corporations in the world.

00:24:31Dexter, money can't buy everything, you know.

00:24:34For instance, money can't...

00:24:37Hell, there must be something money can't buy.

00:24:40If some big eastern tycoon like Vandergelt got interested in a neighborhood like this,

00:24:45my goodness, it boggles the mind, your honor.

00:24:48Well, it sure boggled mine.

00:24:50Dexter, I'll tell you what.

00:24:52In a situation of this magnitude, I think I'd better handle this whole thing myself.

00:24:56You sure you don't mind, your honor?

00:24:58Mind, dear boy, that's what I'm here for.

00:25:01And, uh, Dexter, keep it under your hat, huh, and don't you worry about a thing.

00:25:05Thanks, Mayor.

00:25:06Yeah.

00:25:11Yeah.

00:25:24Yeah, let's see now.

00:25:28Regional Director, Mountain States Division, USA,

00:25:31P. Vandergelt and Sons Limited, Colorado Springs.

00:25:35Dear sir, flattered to hear you are planning a lumber business in our fair city,

00:25:40particularly seeing as how the two previous sawmill ventures here

00:25:45proved to be such costly fiascos in terms of money and human life.

00:25:49I am forced to confess, though,

00:25:52that there is little chance of our ever getting around

00:25:55municipal ordinance number, uh, 1492,

00:26:00which forbids the diversion or obstruction of any natural stream

00:26:04or waterway within 15 miles of the city limits.

00:26:08Why?

00:26:09Because of the grave and tragic problem we have around here

00:26:12with bandits, highway robbers, et cetera, et cetera.

00:26:24See, you done it again, sis.

00:26:26Did it again.

00:26:28Went out joyriding and missed all the excitement.

00:26:31You wash your face and hands before you set down to supper.

00:26:34Old tool, this is my brother, Gurney Burdine.

00:26:36How are you?

00:26:37I hope there's something to eat in this house.

00:26:40He's a fine looking boy.

00:26:42You and he favor each other.

00:26:44Shut up and eat.

00:26:46Excitement?

00:26:47You going to the big dance tonight?

00:26:49Hey, that's plenty, really, I've had enough.

00:26:51What are we having another darn dance for?

00:26:53Use soap!

00:26:54Spoke too late.

00:26:55Gurney!

00:26:57Every time you turn around, it's another dance.

00:27:00Say amen.

00:27:02I don't know why he's always there, though.

00:27:04He never does any dancing or anything.

00:27:06The mayor, that is.

00:27:08Tonight's the victory celebration.

00:27:10Well, but in one thing, it's another...

00:27:11What victory?

00:27:13Desperate Ambrose.

00:27:15Well, to tell you the plain unvarnished, I'm tired of him, too.

00:27:18Would you pass him the muffins, please?

00:27:21Come on, dear.

00:27:23If you're not going to the opera house tonight, would you...

00:27:28Oh!

00:27:30Oh!

00:27:35Um, honey.

00:27:37Honey, this is Mr. Timothy O'Toole.

00:27:40This is my little sister Prudence Burdine.

00:27:42She gives voice and dance whenever there's anybody to take.

00:27:45Pleased as I can be, miss.

00:27:46Oh, my goodness.

00:27:48Delighted, yes.

00:27:50Honey, listen, if you're looking for my blue beady bag,

00:27:52you'll find it on top of my bureau.

00:27:57Psst.

00:28:01Mind your manners.

00:28:03Eat your supper, both of you.

00:28:13This man ain't even eating.

00:28:17Don't be like that, desperate.

00:28:19I'm not desperate.

00:28:21I'd be if I was you.

00:28:23Don't pout around and pick at your food.

00:28:26That's not healthy.

00:28:28What's healthy you want?

00:28:30I could give up white bread.

00:28:32That's no laughing matter.

00:28:34You got to keep yourself in tip-top condition the next few days.

00:28:37You know what? It just ain't the hanging you got to think about.

00:28:40We decided to have a trial first.

00:28:42And that's pretty strenuous, too, Ambrose.

00:28:44Don't call me Ambrose, either.

00:28:46You think you can remember that, Hatfield?

00:28:48And during his last days, it appears the condemned man

00:28:52ought to be addressed by the style and title of Mr. Littleberry.

00:28:56The name's O'Toole.

00:28:58Michael James O'Toole.

00:29:00You think I ought to dress up special for the hanging?

00:29:03Me being master of ceremonies and all.

00:29:06Well, I'm going just the way I am.

00:29:08You ought to put on a clean shirt, though, Hatfield.

00:29:10You know, that Judge Trumbull can get awfully fussy sometimes.

00:29:13I hope the trial turns out all right.

00:29:16All that money spent building the gallows and such.

00:29:19Say, uh, you know something?

00:29:21If we could get that Judge Trumbull here permanent,

00:29:24we could have us a hanging every week.

00:29:31I'll have to go early to help.

00:29:33But it's right on the way.

00:29:35I don't know. It just seems kind of pushy to me.

00:29:37I've never seen a real-life Desperado up close.

00:29:41It's always so crowded at a hanging.

00:29:45Hi.

00:29:47Does this look all right for the cotillion?

00:29:49Oh, lovely.

00:29:52Looks as good on you as it did on Pa, I'd say something.

00:29:55I'm supposed to grow into it, but there's no hurry.

00:29:58Yes, there is. The dancers need me.

00:30:14I'm going to give you small-time gildersleeves one last chance.

00:30:17The stagecoach will be here about 10, 10 in the morning.

00:30:20That'll have Judge Trumbull in the legal profession.

00:30:23Old man Biedermeier, if he ain't dead yet, will represent the condemned man.

00:30:26If we can have a lawyer for Ambrose, it's sure we'll give it to him.

00:30:30Well, Biedermeier expects to get paid.

00:30:32Maybe the widow will chip in on that.

00:30:34The widow?

00:30:35Naturally, if I'm to prosecute, I expect to get paid, too, you know.

00:30:39Say, we have to walk those two up and down a while.

00:30:41We can get the trial started around 11.

00:30:43Everybody go home for a bite to eat and have the hanging right after dinner.

00:30:47Hang, hang, hang, hang, hang! Is that all you can ever think about?

00:30:51For what you've done over the years, Ambrose, robbing a stage,

00:30:55waylaying the freight wagons, scaring off the customers,

00:30:58driving the commercial life of Maliby Dam to rack and ruin,

00:31:02capital punishment is the maximum penalty allowed under the law.

00:31:08God, I'm just fancy. I feel like I was my brother Michael.

00:31:11An Eskimo, too?

00:31:13No, he's been just about everything else, though.

00:31:15Smart as a rash. Knows all about medicine and law.

00:31:18Oh, he's an attorney!

00:31:20No, he's been connected with a few of them, though.

00:31:22Does he do anything for a living?

00:31:24Oh, sure. Lectures for the Chautauqua, sleight of hand, minstrel shows,

00:31:28sold oil stocks. Been three kind of Baptist preacher.

00:31:31Sings, too.

00:31:32He sounds like a very successful man.

00:31:35I don't think he's tried that yet.

00:31:42I sure hope we haven't hit you at your busy time, Mr. Hatfield.

00:31:45Oh, we just had to see that horrible male factor that's getting hung tomorrow.

00:31:51You're not old enough to be hanging around no hanging.

00:31:59Little brother, bless your heart!

00:32:02The cavalry to the rescue!

00:32:04Excuse me, please.

00:32:06Sir?

00:32:07Get me out of this hick jail. Tell these hayseeds who I am!

00:32:11Why, certainly, sir. You tell me, and I'll tell them.

00:32:14Now, you cut that out!

00:32:16Oh, he's a mad dog, all right. He's a mad dog.

00:32:18Ladies, ladies, I'm going to have to ask you to leave in case he gets violent again.

00:32:21Oh, all right.

00:32:22I'm just mortified that a decent, God-fearing man like you

00:32:26has to put up with this embarrassment, Mr.

00:32:29Aster John Jacob, national sales director, celluloid color company.

00:32:33Just passing through your delight.

00:32:34You think this is some kind of game, young man?

00:32:36Thing is, Mr. Astor, this here poor gallows bird keeps incessant using itself.

00:32:42Yes, well, we all have days like that.

00:32:44You can say that again.

00:32:46I said we all have days like...

00:32:47Timothy, stop clowning around!

00:32:49These yokels are going to hang me!

00:32:51Just for a little while, I'm sure.

00:32:54Can this actually be happening to me?

00:33:07Howdy, folks.

00:33:08And welcome to Molly B.D.

00:33:09That'll be a dollar a couple and drinks extra.

00:33:11Kind of caustic, isn't it?

00:33:12Well, things in this town are rather expensive

00:33:14on account of the desperate Ambrose.

00:33:17Even for a dime.

00:33:18That's in his honor, ma'am.

00:33:20Tourist trap.

00:33:21Yeah, thank you.

00:33:22We ought to have our own hanging.

00:33:23I wasn't of that idea, sir.

00:33:24Bless you, sir.

00:33:25What a gyp.

00:33:27Same to you, Percy.

00:33:29Well, I'm going to have to ask you to leave in case he gets violent again, Mr.

00:33:32Aster John Jacob, national sales director, celluloid color company.

00:33:36See, there's one for them.

00:33:38Two for me.

00:33:40Two for me.

00:33:41And one for me.

00:33:57All right, boys.

00:33:58Enough of the fun.

00:34:00Back to the dancing.

00:34:02Up and down.

00:34:06I can't figure it out.

00:34:07What?

00:34:08What he's up to.

00:34:09My brother, Michael.

00:34:10Oh, you'll hear from him.

00:34:12He probably just doesn't know where to write to you, that's all.

00:34:15He hardly ever writes, anyhow.

00:34:24You know, I've always said they could make a real nice hole in this place

00:34:27if they'd just fix it up some.

00:34:32It's very tasty.

00:34:33Thank you.

00:34:35All they'd have to do is tack up some new drapes and such like that.

00:34:38It is kind of rough.

00:34:40Clean up the place a bit.

00:34:42You know, some of the things on these walls have been here ever since Shep was a puppy.

00:34:46That's strange.

00:34:51That is Desperate Ambrose.

00:34:54It's a very good likeness.

00:34:55How long has that poster been there?

00:34:57Oh, about five or six years.

00:34:59They ought to take it down now unless they want to wait until after the funeral.

00:35:02You mean there really is a Desperate Ambrose?

00:35:05Well, until sometime tomorrow, yeah.

00:35:07Oh, we saw him over to the jail tonight.

00:35:10Kelly, that man in jail isn't an outlaw.

00:35:12That's my brother Michael.

00:35:14Maybe that's why he hasn't written you.

00:35:17Are you sure?

00:35:19Yeah, I've got to go find that sheriff.

00:35:28Mr. Hatfield, excuse me.

00:35:30It is not her he wanted.

00:35:32It's you.

00:35:33I don't think that would look too good.

00:35:35Sir, there's a terrible mistake going on.

00:35:37How's that, Mr. Astor?

00:35:38No, Astor was just a joke. My name's Timothy O'Toole.

00:35:41You see, Timothy can get out some real whoppers when he's in the mood.

00:35:44You know that man you're going to hang?

00:35:45Desperate Ambrose. I sure hope he can stay for it.

00:35:48Well, you're happy Frenchman's following the melancholy demise.

00:35:52It's not Desperate Ambrose. It's Michael O'Toole.

00:35:54What a sneaky scoundrel.

00:35:56All these years having me think his name's Littleberry.

00:35:59Good one on me.

00:36:00Mr. Hatfield, look, I don't think you understand.

00:36:02What he's trying to tell you is you've got the wrong man.

00:36:05That's what Ambrose said. I wouldn't believe him on a stack of Bibles.

00:36:08Well, Timothy ought to know he's his brother.

00:36:10Well, if I can't believe what Ambrose says, I can't believe his brother either.

00:36:14You're sure it's your brother?

00:36:16Well, I ought to be. I've known him all my life.

00:36:18You know who would know for sure if anybody would? It's Paloma.

00:36:22Paloma?

00:36:23Mrs. Desperate.

00:36:25She's married to him.

00:36:30Thank you. Excuse me.

00:36:45It's not locked.

00:36:48Oh, don't do that.

00:36:50No magazine subscriptions, no patent medicines, and I don't want my picture in the paper.

00:36:55Look, I need your help awful bad.

00:36:58Come in.

00:37:00You don't get no ideas, do you?

00:37:04You know the...

00:37:05Sit down.

00:37:17You know the man that got in jail?

00:37:20Do I know that man?

00:37:22Yes, that's right.

00:37:23My mama told me the first day she ever laid eyes on him.

00:37:26But did I listen? No, I didn't listen.

00:37:29Time and time again, she said, you stay away from A.J. Littleberry. He's nothing but trash.

00:37:34Well, be that as it may, Miss...

00:37:36I didn't listen.

00:37:37And what have I got to show for it?

00:37:40A house and lot and a trunk full of mustache cups.

00:37:46Can you imagine someone collecting mustache cups?

00:37:52No, not right off hand, but...

00:37:54All the big things he was gonna do for his Paloma, his dove, his pigeon.

00:38:04Why'd I have to listen to him instead of Mama?

00:38:07What I really came to tell you...

00:38:09Desperate. I'm the one that's desperate.

00:38:12The roof leaks, the stove don't draw, and not one stinking dime from that man.

00:38:19He's sitting over there in that jail like a big shot.

00:38:23Living high on the hog on the taxpayer's money.

00:38:26He doesn't care what happens to any little pigeon.

00:38:30He's selfish to the bone.

00:38:32That poor man.

00:38:33He doesn't have to worry about the roof leaking or the stove not drawing, no.

00:38:41He's probably got women sneaking in and out of there.

00:38:45I hadn't meant to bring that up.

00:38:47Mrs. Paloma, now please.

00:38:52Yeah, honey?

00:38:54Look, they're gonna hang and...

00:38:56Well, of course they're gonna hang him.

00:38:58And I'm gonna be sitting in the front row.

00:39:03I'm entitled. A widow woman's still got some rights.

00:39:06I've come to you for help.

00:39:08You want me to help pull the trap?

00:39:11Do you know what that mealy mouth big shot done to me?

00:39:15It's not him.

00:39:16He stole my mama's picture.

00:39:18The only one I had.

00:39:19In a sterling silver plated frame, too.

00:39:22That's my brother over there.

00:39:24Ambrose doesn't have a brother.

00:39:26Look, would you just go and see?

00:39:27Would you just go talk to him?

00:39:29After he stole my only pair of earrings, my watch, and my sewing machine from the catalog?

00:39:34Never.

00:39:36He's worse than an outlaw. He's a thief.

00:39:39Look, maybe if you'd go to the trial.

00:39:40I mean, one good look at my brother...

00:39:42I'll come to the trial, all right.

00:39:43And to the hanging and to the burying.

00:39:45And I'll be the first one to throw dirt in a grave, too.

00:39:51Good night, Mr. O'Toole.

00:39:58Sure was a pleasure talking to you.

00:40:04Walking through the village streets in amber waves of rhubarb.

00:40:07Playing waggish pranks and didos.

00:40:10Telling droll taradiddles for the entertainment of the bourgeois.

00:40:14I said I'm sorry, didn't I? What more can I say?

00:40:16Where did you get that ridiculous Sunday school costume?

00:40:19I just borrowed it. My stuff's being washed and fumigated.

00:40:22Oh, good boy. Personal dating is very important.

00:40:26When all you can concentrate on is chasing women.

00:40:28What do you want me to do, Michael?

00:40:30Go home, have a glass of milk and cookies.

00:40:32And go sleepy by without a care in the world.

00:40:34I'll think of something.

00:40:35Think of old Michael from time to time over the passing years.

00:40:39A simple spray of wildflowers to mark the grave.

00:40:42And if the whim should strike you, a modest rough-hewn stone to mark the final resting spot.

00:40:47And have them carve upon the stone the homely little thought

00:40:51that has steered me through the shoals of brief mortality.

00:40:54Is there anything you need in the meantime?

00:40:56Count that day lost whose low descending sun

00:40:59sees from thy hand no worthy action done.

00:41:03Such as today.

00:41:05All right, Michael. I'll get you out of this jail if I have to dig you out.

00:41:08Now you're beginning to think constructively.

00:41:12Hey, Timothy.

00:41:21What?

00:41:22What are you doing down there?

00:41:25You notice I don't even mention that's a silly question?

00:41:28I mean, but why?

00:41:30Look, I've still got one living relative if I can manage to dig him out of that birdcage.

00:41:34I know a shortcut.

00:41:35Into the jail?

00:41:36Pretty near.

00:41:41I'd say this represents a considerable saving to time and perspiration.

00:41:45Might as well use it long as it's here.

00:41:47Nobody else does.

00:41:48Huh. Wonder why.

00:41:49Because of Molly B. Dern.

00:41:51What is that Molly stuff?

00:41:53Molly B. Dern is what we have in the mines around here instead of ore.

00:41:56They started digging the stuff thinking it was lead.

00:41:59Turned out what it is.

00:42:00Not much of anything really.

00:42:02Huh.

00:42:07A fellow came through once.

00:42:08A Dutchman.

00:42:09He was a professor of rocks and stuff.

00:42:11He looked at the stuff and said right off it was Molly B. Dern.

00:42:15So that's what people started calling the place for lack of anything else.

00:42:19It's really Molly B.

00:42:21Damn.

00:42:22It's in the dictionary and all.

00:42:24What's it good for?

00:42:25Mainly nothing.

00:42:28That's it.

00:42:29That's what?

00:42:30Back end of jail.

00:42:33Well, I'm much obliged to you, Gurney.

00:42:35Good night.

00:42:36Well, it's still early, O'Toole.

00:42:37Good night, Gurney.

00:43:07Oh, can't you do anything right?

00:43:34Would win, would win.

00:43:45Remember, this is a March funerary.

00:43:48It mustn't get too perky.

00:43:51Once again, gentlemen, from the letter A.

00:44:16I just don't know what gets into people.

00:44:18Try to make things nice.

00:44:19Try to make a better world in which to live.

00:44:21And they just can't leave it alone.

00:44:23Well, if some of these mothers and fathers around here would take a strap to the high to some of these little plain and simple vandalism.

00:44:31I don't like that mine shaft being uncovered like that, Harmon.

00:44:35Better patch it up as soon as we tear this thing down.

00:44:39Tear it down?

00:44:46Stage coach planning to get in on schedule?

00:44:48Very valuable human cargo today, bar and bench.

00:44:51Got the whole adjudicatory system this part of the state aboard.

00:45:02In suits of common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed $20.

00:45:06Feel better, don't you?

00:45:08Oh, it's an exciting day, Mr. Ambrose.

00:45:10And what glorious weather for it.

00:45:12It is a privilege to live in Colorado.

00:45:14Tears, if you can keep at it long enough.

00:45:16Probably the biggest day we had since the mine shut down.

00:45:19A festive day.

00:45:21And all for you, Desperate.

00:45:23It's too strenuous, I may not survive it.

00:45:26Oh, you are feeling better.

00:45:29That was a witticism, wasn't it?

00:45:31This is very kind of you, Lovejoy.

00:45:33The bath, the shave, the haircut.

00:45:35Well, as the wise man said, don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

00:45:40You know, this is a new experience for me.

00:45:43I've never barbered anyone who was sitting up before.

00:45:51Oh, Arch, just hang the clothes on the bars there.

00:46:01Boo.

00:46:06How's that?

00:46:08That's much, much better, actually.

00:46:10I have to take credit for the music myself.

00:46:12I sent to Denver for the parts.

00:46:14You shouldn't have.

00:46:16Sorry, we didn't have time to spruce up your own garments.

00:46:19But we will have you looking absolutely elegant for the trial, nonetheless.

00:46:25You see, most of the time, we just have the crowd behind,

00:46:28singing, Oh, my God, to thee, and let it go at that.

00:46:31Let what go?

00:46:32Let's try this on you.

00:46:34Let what go?

00:46:35Let's try this on you.

00:46:37You know, when a band plays real...

00:46:40Oh, you'll need both hands.

00:46:45What did you say the piece was?

00:46:46A handle.

00:46:48The dead march from Saul.

00:46:51Oh, we're so lucky I had your size in stock.

00:46:55Oh.

00:47:03And quite a fact.

00:47:04Yes.

00:47:05In so far as the function and the competence of this judicial circuit...

00:47:10I'll drink to that.

00:47:11...this county and the next should be discontinued.

00:47:15Let the record so state.

00:47:17Forsaken little mud hole like mud...

00:47:20You just don't justify it.

00:47:23I'll drink to that, Judge.

00:47:24Last time I came through here, there's two cases of aggravated assault,

00:47:27and one man beat his wife.

00:47:30She still owes me.

00:47:34I didn't have time for breakfast again this morning.

00:47:38You know, this end of the circuit, they got no compunction, see?

00:47:41No gumption.

00:47:42Insufficient spizzering.

00:47:44It takes guts and gizzard to get ahead in this world.

00:47:48I've been told.

00:47:50You passed that grizzled old prospector yet?

00:47:53I dropped?

00:47:54The one with the jackass?

00:47:56Well, one of them is.

00:47:58I haven't seen him yet.

00:48:07Everything's running a little late this morning.

00:48:10I think you're right, Benoni.

00:48:12We haven't even had the holdup yet.

00:48:18That's it.

00:48:20No!

00:48:50No!

00:49:20No!

00:49:45Let's see, I wonder if it's going to be on time, huh?

00:49:49Yeah, here it comes.

00:50:09How are you there?

00:50:10Nice to see you.

00:50:11Hiya, Judge.

00:50:13I think we got a live one for you.

00:50:15Not for long.

00:50:18Hey!

00:50:48Some reason I'm feeling tired today.

00:51:12I'm tired of living like this.

00:51:14I'll be hungry.

00:51:15I don't care who knew it.

00:51:17Slotting down here in this cesspit full of fool's gold.

00:51:20Do an ambush with a bunch of dummies.

00:51:23Work your fingers to the bone.

00:51:25Don't get nothing to show for it.

00:51:27So hungry.

00:51:28A big gut eating a little gut.

00:51:30There's plenty to eat around here, toddler.

00:51:32Have some more peanut butter.

00:51:34Have a dipper of milk.

00:51:37Peanut butter always been the fondest thing I'm of.

00:51:40Up to right reason.

00:51:42I wish somebody would ship some crackers through here.

00:51:46Been washing down mice with so much condensed milk.

00:51:49I'm about to start squeaking and sprouting horns.

00:51:51All you people do for morning to night is nag, nag, nag!

00:51:55I can't stand much more of it.

00:51:57All those things you were going to do for us, Ambrose.

00:52:00We could starve to death for all you care.

00:52:03I got feelings.

00:52:05Of course.

00:52:06Peanut butter needs something to eat with besides just a spoon.

00:52:11I can get all this at home.

00:52:16Most of the old guys gone now.

00:52:18Every one of them a success.

00:52:20Old Murph, the most wanted up in Nebraska.

00:52:23And Spittoon, a successful cattle rustler.

00:52:25Cattle rustler?

00:52:27Not what we ought to would.

00:52:29If I said it was, I said it time again.

00:52:32Anything you ever said once, Happy, you said time and again.

00:52:36Well, there's a certain kind of people you can't tell nothing to.

00:52:41Maybe you'd like to try to take over running this company?

00:52:50You shut up, too.

00:52:52Hey, it's old Hard Rock.

00:52:54Howdy, Hard Rock.

00:52:56Hiya, Tyler.

00:52:5820 runs? Happy?

00:53:01I thought you was mad at me or something desperate.

00:53:04Hey, you ain't got no cheese with you or anything like that.

00:53:07Hey, you ain't got no cheese with you or anything like that.

00:53:09What you mean mad?

00:53:11Because you rode right past me on Main Street yesterday.

00:53:14Never even said hey.

00:53:16Or maybe some sordy crackers?

00:53:18You talk just as crazy as these people do.

00:53:20Well, I felt real bad when you was captured.

00:53:22I ain't never been captured in my life.

00:53:24Just as sorry as I can be, desperate.

00:53:27Because I seen them when they done it.

00:53:29You rode in, got off, and Hatfield taken you.

00:53:33I wasn't in no town yesterday.

00:53:35Well, to think of it, they've still got you down there.

00:53:38You didn't pass me on the road coming in.

00:53:41You sure it was me?

00:53:43The trial's this morning, and the hanging right after dinner.

00:53:49Oh, I would have stayed for it, but I have so much else to do.

00:53:53I think we ought to all go, at least for the hanging.

00:53:56Yeah, it's a good idea.

00:53:57Ones are plenty.

00:53:59And that's me.

00:54:06You've said all that before, desperate.

00:54:09Don't call me that again.

00:54:11And as your attorney, probably the last one you'll ever have,

00:54:16I say you've got to think something better.

00:54:19If I can think of something better, why don't we get a decent lawyer?

00:54:23Sleeping Beauty here is the only lip this side of Denver.

00:54:26Howdy, there.

00:54:36How does that trout qualify for a front seat?

00:54:43He can't even carry a tune.

00:54:45Hey, it's the wife.

00:54:46What wife?

00:54:47Mrs. Desperate, Paloma.

00:54:56I hope you're satisfied, A.J., and I hope you get a good lawyer.

00:55:01I hope you're satisfied, A.J., and I hope you get a good...

00:55:06Madam?

00:55:14Oh, Mrs. Desperate, nice of you to come.

00:55:17Get away, you creepy cop.

00:55:18And if there's any way I can be of service.

00:55:21Morning, Dad. Comfortable?

00:55:23Can't complain.

00:55:26Good, good.

00:55:32Rise, please.

00:55:41Hear ye, hear ye, the Honorable Circuit Court of the District, etc.,

00:55:46and the State of Colorado is now in session.

00:55:49Honorable Quincy P. Trumbull, Jr. presiding.

00:55:52That's enough.

00:55:53All people having business before this court is over and terminated,

00:55:58all people having business before this court is over and terminated,

00:56:01and jail delivery drawn near that you may be heard.

00:56:07The first case, Your Honor.

00:56:09Means more than one.

00:56:11They only gave me one, Judge.

00:56:13The case. May it please the court, sir.

00:56:16Just get on with it.

00:56:18I object.

00:56:19Your Honor, in the matter of the people of the sovereign state of Colorado,

00:56:25versus A.J. Littleberry,

00:56:27doing business as Desperate Ambrose,

00:56:29the indictment charges,

00:56:31bank robbery, highway robbery,

00:56:33holding up and busting up a public tavern,

00:56:36assault with a deadly weapon,

00:56:38assault without a deadly weapon,

00:56:40battery mayhem and intent,

00:56:42grand and petty larceny,

00:56:44illegal diversion,

00:56:46conspiring,

00:56:47and highway mopery with intent to gawk.

00:56:50A.J. Littleberry, how do you plead?

00:56:53What?

00:56:56The bailiff said, how does he plead?

00:56:59It's my client. Nobody asked you anything.

00:57:02Prisoner stands mute.

00:57:03I've got plenty to say.

00:57:05Not guilty, Your Honor.

00:57:07May it please the court, Your Honor.

00:57:09In this case, the state is being represented by the city.

00:57:12So ordered.

00:57:14Prisoner at the bar.

00:57:15You've been tried by a jury of your peers and found guilty as charged.

00:57:20We haven't had the trial yet.

00:57:22Oh, well, let the record so state.

00:57:26And the court will take it under consideration as a mitigating factor.

00:57:31This is no precedent.

00:57:32In the matter before the court,

00:57:34counsel for the defense is at a loss.

00:57:37Well, he'll get his money.

00:57:38Not from me.

00:57:39Inasmuch as my client,

00:57:41A.J. Littleberry declines to cooperate

00:57:45and challenges the authority of this court.

00:57:48On the pretext that he is not in fact A.J. Littleberry.

00:57:53Can you do that, Benoni?

00:57:55It's a free country.

00:57:57Witness is hostile, Your Honor.

00:58:00The point in question is irrelevant, immaterial, and irresponsive.

00:58:05De minimis known.

00:58:07The law does not concern itself with trifles.

00:58:09Next case.

00:58:10And gentlemen of the jury,

00:58:12since first this vicious molly factor swooped down upon us

00:58:16like a wolf upon the fold.

00:58:18On the what?

00:58:19Uh, manner of speaking, Your Honor.

00:58:21Upon the fair and peaceful community of molybdenum.

00:58:40Molly, be damned.

00:58:41A fiscal gloom has overlaid

00:58:43the sparkling Colorado air.

00:58:45An awful stillness permeates the marketplace.

00:58:48Stagnation is rampant, my friends.

00:58:51And grass is growing in the city streets.

00:58:54Preachers will not come to molybdenum.

00:58:57You're a remarkably attractive woman.

00:59:00I have the feeling we've met somewhere before.

00:59:07Forced.

00:59:08I say forced to pay higher prices for merchandise.

00:59:12What there is of it.

00:59:14Prices which are dangerously non-competitive.

00:59:17If there was any competition...

00:59:19What case are we on, Benoni?

00:59:21John Ambrose, I think.

00:59:25Never get out of here.

00:59:28No such thing.

00:59:29Of all the brass, Ambrose,

00:59:31not two hours ago coming into town you gave me such a turn

00:59:34I couldn't take my medicine.

00:59:35I don't even know you.

00:59:36The vents will call its next witness.

00:59:37I'd like to call this young lady seated right behind

00:59:40intelligent-looking, well-bred girl.

00:59:43What? Who?

00:59:44Mrs. Desperate Ambrose.

00:59:48He can't do that.

00:59:49Butt out.

00:59:50Prosecution's right, your honor.

00:59:53Wife can't testify against the husband.

00:59:56Maybe right, Benoni.

00:59:57I'd like to say something.

00:59:59Why?

01:00:00You're not allowed to pass sentence until I do.

01:00:05When I look about me,

01:00:07at this fruitful and bucolic spot,

01:00:10its spacious skies,

01:00:12its amber waves of grain...

01:00:15Your honor, I beseech you.

01:00:17...purple mountain majesties,

01:00:19above the fruited plain,

01:00:23I look upon this little lady

01:00:25and all little ladies, God bless them,

01:00:27with awe and reverence.

01:00:30And I'll tell you why.

01:00:32If you can make it brief.

01:00:34Because all that I am

01:00:36or hope to be,

01:00:38I owe to my angel mother.

01:00:42My mother was a lady

01:00:45and his father was a bachelor.

01:00:52Look at this tender creature,

01:00:54this symbol of pioneer womanhood at its best.

01:00:57The proud bearing, the sparkling eye,

01:01:00the slender, toil-worn fingers.

01:01:02He's drunk as an owl.

01:01:04He's lovely.

01:01:05He's out of his mind.

01:01:07It's too late to change his plea.

01:01:10Sustained.

01:01:11When I stand here,

01:01:13in this hallowed hall of justice,

01:01:16in the land of the whole,

01:01:18in the free of the brave,

01:01:20and hear a duly constituted officer

01:01:23attack the very principles...

01:01:25She still can't testify against her husband.

01:01:27It's not my husband.

01:01:29You've not got as much right as anybody.

01:01:32That scoundrel is an imposter.

01:01:35You should have thought of that before you married him.

01:01:37That scoundrel is my husband.

01:02:00No funeral, gentlemen.

01:02:03There's just nobody dead.

01:02:08To the brothers O'Toole.

01:02:10Two of the best things that ever happened to Molly Bidane.

01:02:13Your good health.

01:02:15The last thing I'd like to say is

01:02:17that I'm very proud of you,

01:02:19and I wish you all the very best.

01:02:21Thank you.

01:02:22Thank you.

01:02:23Thank you.

01:02:24Thank you.

01:02:25Thank you.

01:02:26Thank you.

01:02:27Thank you.

01:02:28The last time I encountered such magnificent pheasant,

01:02:32it was under glass,

01:02:33served up to me by my great and good friend Delmonico.

01:02:36Of New York, New York.

01:02:39I never knew you were a...

01:02:40Looking good, Timothy.

01:02:41Very becoming when your mouth is closed.

01:02:43Pheasant.

01:02:44Pheasant.

01:02:45If that mean old rooster had heard you say that about him,

01:02:48he'd have gone a lot happier.

01:02:50Pheasant.

01:02:52The quintessence of art, my dear,

01:02:54and of life,

01:02:55many a tough old bird has melted at the touch of a woman's hand.

01:02:59Oh, my.

01:03:00Are you sure you have to leave?

01:03:02Oh, that's a lot of bold wash.

01:03:06But it is pretty.

01:03:08You know, we're gonna miss you.

01:03:09We're gonna miss you a lot.

01:03:10Mr. Michael?

01:03:11Yes, my boy.

01:03:12Are you fixing to shoot it out with anybody for locking you up?

01:03:15Kearney.

01:03:16Young man,

01:03:17men of culture and refinement seldom stoop to such barbaric tactics.

01:03:22Gentlemen scholars don't do that.

01:03:24They forgive, Kearney, and forget.

01:03:27What they do is they sue the man for every nickel he's got.

01:03:30Which is what we call civilization.

01:03:32I don't think the sheriff's got a nickel.

01:03:36But you could sue the mayor.

01:03:37He's got a lot of cigars.

01:03:39And very good cigars, Michael.

01:03:40Well, he must have won a contest somewhere

01:03:42because he sure ain't getting rich from them dances.

01:03:44We don't even have that.

01:03:46With my lessons and Callie's boarding.

01:03:48And 25,000 shares of stock in that lousy mine.

01:03:54And two rooms of unused gambling stuff

01:03:58for when we was gonna be a big old boom town.

01:04:01Why don't you use it?

01:04:02What?

01:04:03The unused gambling stuff.

01:04:04Oh, the lady's aide wouldn't stand for it.

01:04:08You thinking the way I'm thinking?

01:04:10No.

01:04:11But I'm only three or four steps ahead of you.

01:04:14We're staying.

01:04:16A gambling casino here in Molly B. Dan?

01:04:19A respectable, well-regulated deadfalls choir.

01:04:23A liquor license, of course.

01:04:24A few purely decorative dancing girls.

01:04:26All sending money home to their mothers.

01:04:29You've got the cast iron crust

01:04:31to drag me up here in the middle of the night,

01:04:33me, the chief executive of this crummy town,

01:04:36with a rotten immoral suggestion like that?

01:04:38Ordinarily, Zeke, I'd go right past you

01:04:41and leave you to rot.

01:04:42But you control the licenses, the building,

01:04:44half the dry goods store, and maybe the lady's aide.

01:04:47Well, that's neither here...

01:04:48And they own 60% of Desperate Ambrose, too.

01:04:5060%?

01:04:51That's about what he skims off at the dances.

01:04:53That's true.

01:04:54You shut up!

01:04:58I'll, uh...

01:05:02I'll think about it.

01:05:04A gambling H.E. double L.

01:05:06Right here in Molly B.D.?

01:05:08Adam, if you'd stop to think for a minute.

01:05:10I'd be sick.

01:05:11A saloon D. Chance,

01:05:13that is to say, in the genteelest continental tradition.

01:05:16The proceeds redounding to subsequential civic assets,

01:05:20including, but not confined to, a downtown park,

01:05:24a circulating library, and a lyceum, of course.

01:05:27Uh-uh. Don't talk vulgar.

01:05:29Don't interrupt!

01:05:30Don't stop!

01:05:31Eli, would you suggest a site for the lyceum?

01:05:34I'd suggest a saloon D. Chance.

01:05:38Saloon D. Chance.

01:05:50Saloon D. Chance.

01:06:21Uh, Chairman of the Board, Titanic Steel Corporation,

01:06:25Pittsburgh P.A., uh, dear sir,

01:06:28uh, some joker's in town setting up a gambling hall here,

01:06:32and thinks it will bring a lot of tourists and money into Molly B. Dam,

01:06:36and it just might do it.

01:06:38He's opening on the 23rd.

01:06:40Uh, I'm afraid I can't.

01:06:42I'm afraid I can't.

01:06:44I'm afraid I can't.

01:06:46I'm afraid I can't.

01:06:48He's opening on the 23rd.

01:06:50What am I gonna do?

01:06:55All very sudden.

01:06:56They could drive the decent industry out of town altogether.

01:06:58Now we'd be overrun with drifters, saddle tramps.

01:07:01Hundreds of them.

01:07:02And soldiers, and cowboys.

01:07:04Tourists from as far away as Colorado Springs.

01:07:07With all that money.

01:07:08Tainted money.

01:07:09And so much of it.

01:07:11I don't know what's come over all you people.

01:07:15Greed.

01:07:17Put that one down.

01:07:20Move this out just a minute.

01:07:22Fine here, but out just a bit.

01:07:23Are the chips here?

01:07:25No, no, no, no, no.

01:07:26The table against the wall, please.

01:07:30I want a dancing girl there, a dancing...

01:07:32Please, move this out.

01:07:34A dancing girl here.

01:07:35Speaking of dancing girls,

01:07:36do you want a girl over the barnstow, the horses?

01:07:38Timothy, except in the direst of circumstances,

01:07:40the woman should always come before the horse.

01:07:42These plans must be paid attention to.

01:07:47What do you mean, what do you do?

01:07:50First you try to remember, you silly little man,

01:07:53what we've been paying you for all this time.

01:07:56Yes, sir. Yes, indeed, sir.

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The Brothers O'toole | Full Movie | Richard Erdman | John Astin, Pat Carroll, Hans Conried

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