POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE
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00:00♫
00:19BWAAAH!
00:19Hey, Pummey! Guess what?
00:22No.
00:22You're right!
00:23A pilot to the Amazing Digital Circus reached our goal of ONE VIEW,
00:28and will now be upgraded to EPISODE ONE of the Amazing Digital Circus FULL SERIES!
00:35Is... that... how that normally works?
00:38Shut up! I have so much to show you!
00:40Whoa!
00:41Your little crying face left quite the little crying mark on the internet.
00:45Something I don't canonically have any knowledge of!
00:49Take a look!
00:52What the f*** am I looking at?
00:54The consequences of our actions!
00:57And it's only going to get worse from here.
00:59Uh... oh, no...
01:01But that's not what I'm here to show you!
01:03I'm here to show you all the cool adventures you and your funny buddies are gonna go on!
01:08Like this cool candy kingdom!
01:10And Kinger with a shotgun!
01:12And let's not forget about minimum wage labor!
01:15How about some...
01:16W-wait, wait, wait!
01:17This isn't finished yet! Don't look!
01:18Hi, Kane! I'm gonna kill you!
01:21Uh... what? Why?
01:22I read all the scripts and saw I don't get a single line of dialogue
01:26while the moon gets two!
01:28I mean, I guess we could give you some more lines.
01:31Okay, never mind! I don't wanna kill you anymore!
01:33Speaking of dialogue, there will be all sorts of new dialogue from many of our new colorful characters!
01:39Not me!
01:41With this many new characters,
01:42imagine all the violent shipping wars that we'll be completely powerless to do anything about!
01:50Is... is this a cry for help?
01:54I see...
01:57I blacked out for a second. What happened?
01:59I...
02:01How can we support the production of this cool new show?
02:04Great question, Pomni!
02:05All merch sales go right back into funding the show and allow us to do bigger and crazier things!
02:12Wowee! I'd become a pen if it meant getting sold to fund more wacky adven-
02:17Like this bubble pen!
02:19W-what?
02:20And this pomni-pen!
02:21And we can't forget about this-
02:23AAAAAAA-
02:23Me, plushie!
02:25Also available is this cool shirt and Digital Circus sticker sheet!
02:29Plus a limited edition vinyl record featuring all the songs from the Digital Circus pilot!
02:36And I haven't even mentioned these cool plastic figurines that well-adjusted people can be normal and responsible with!
02:43These products are only available at digitalcircus.store!
02:47Any other source is a DIRTY BOOTLEG and won't support the show, no matter how f*** they look!
02:53That's digitalcircus.store!
03:00And that's all I have to announce!
03:03Bye!